Virtual idol Hatsune Miku is displaying a disturbing newfound interest in watersports, and the little temptress obviously wants Master to mount her and ride her wet and hard.
First she was spotted spreading her legs in a taxi and letting anyone in for a ride, now this – what has become of the virtual angel so beloved of millions?
The Hatsune Miku jet-ski pictured is actually an official booth display from Yamaha – showing off both Yamaha’s famous WaveRunner line of personal watercraft (“Jet Ski” is actually the genericised trademark of Kawasaki), and their “Vocaloid2″ synthesizer technology. How convenient.
More personal watercraft in anime livery:
These “ita-waterbikes” were displayed at Moehaku 2010 – see also the cars, bikes and of course the comely cosplayers at the event in their respective articles.
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ok, note to self; if the pics blurred.. itS a TRAP
That note should be noted to yourself since loooong time ago. Here's another god one, try looking for "Hot Loli Pussy" gallery or something, i forgot the name. It sure sent me bitching artefact for a long time. Lol
Miku : World is mine.. ;3
Stop it, Artefact. Just . . . stop.
These Miku innuendos are getting obvious.
Am I the only one that thought WAVERACE: special edition?
I'd buy it :3
Have people tricked out the exterior of their homes with anime yet?
LOL, your cleverly mischievous eloquence always makes me crack up Artefact. Hats off to you sir, as I can not help but admire your mastery of language.
your creative titles really amuses me :)
What's next? An Ita-Cruise ship? o_O
I want a Miku itasha aircraft carrier :)
WHAT IS THAT SHINSENGUMI GOODNESS AND WHERE DO I GET IT
So, what's next?
an airplane..
a fighter jet...
maybe a space shuttle...?
Well now the inuendo in the titles for these articles is kind of getting annoying. It's like all of those shitty descriptions you see in porn video sites. And yes I admit I know about porn streaming sites.
Dude. That's the joke -.-
This is more like the equivalent of Youtube's Rickroll or the Trololo-guy. Bait-and-switch. Pure and simple.
BTW, those "ita-waterbikes" (name needs work though) look sweet and kickass! What's next, ita-starships?
So you have a lot of virus then !!!
I didn't know the jJapanese jet-skiied..
Someday there will be a ~real~ no joking post about Miku going nasty and it'll be a surprise...
If so it'll probably be about a doujin.......or when she becomes a target for "saving" by Equality now...
ha ha ..... but this joke is getting a bit boring ... at least wait for a few days or even weeks
The Keionbu should have been in their beach swimwear... And Azu-nyan should have tan-lines...
I feel tempted to put on stickers on any vehicles now. D=
First would be bike.. huh.
And anyone have a template for Sankaku Complex sticker? lol
rofl totally stealing that idea :P sankaku sticker on my bike
http://img4.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/site-images/1280.png
This logo always reminds me of the logo that the job centers in Germany use:
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agentur_f%C3%BCr_Arbeit [http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agentur_für_Arbeit]
No, the cut out os on the right not the bottom left like the jobhouse.
I've not seen that one before but I am pretty much resigned to the fact there are only so many effective designs for a triangular logo.
Plagiarism?
Design-wise, those logo are different.
No need to take Anon up there too seriously, Artefact-san. As always, your work have been awesome. I knew something's up when i saw that pixelated pic. Remember that 'Hot Loli Pussy'? Classic pull.
@aceofthesky 19:14 :
Next, there will be little kids riding Miku-fied tricycles and Miku-fied roller skates.
The only way to get smaller than that is for someone to embed a Miku image in an integrated-circuit design.
Intel and AMD would fire someone for doing that, but maybe at one of the second- or third-tier houses, an engineer could get away with it.
Yes, yes..
Imagine Miku merchandises overtaking Sanrio characters item. You'll see Miku plushies, Miku handybag, Miku..Everything.
What's left is a country with Miku design on it's flag. (hint: Japan?
Miku stripped pantsu instead that red ball. I approve.
Hmm...i wanted to second that pantsu stripe idea but uh, it'd be rude for the Japan. I'll pass.
lol sankaku you joker
yeah rite..thsoe statements are freaking sick xD
I knew directly where this was going at so then it isn't so sick,but ends up being funny for those who think that way.
One day, there will be a article title with lots of innuendo, and the pic will be censored...
And it will actually be porn.
This creates a paradox, inverts time-space, and poof we are gone.
It was funny... but still disappointing. ;)
ZOMG JET SKISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS totally awesome <3... ita-vehicles now dominating land air and sea!
Here's hoping for a Transformer [http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=1333047] who transforms from an Ita-vehicles for the third movie.
lol ita-scream.
They need to bring back WaveRace just for this.
wait! i've never seen ita-air vehicles, show me!
After that awsm 39's concert, I'm sure most of us were moved (to tears) by the performance, least to say those lucky bastards who attended it xD
If only these would at least drag all otakus from their room and bring them to sportmanship..
alas no. All they will do is take pictures of the vehicle in question.
And present it with cake on Valentine's day afterward.
It would make Otakus buy the designated watersport article and mount it on a rack in their rooms :/
Miku
That little minx ^_^
Let's get wet with Miku! ^_^
To quote Anchorman: "Oh yeah, I'm a pretty big deal. People know me." <- That would be a big understatement for Miku. So, you've been living under a rock for pretty much 3-4 years.
@ Anon 04:32
No that is not an hour, Miku has been a big deal for about 2 years...
Irony: Still lost on many an otaku.
You definitely win, Majineko.
Damn "have you been living under a rock?"
Can you stop now all people use that are prety intolerant be constructive for change.
Every 'hour' something new happend, so you miss one and "have you been living under a rock?" -.-'
It's a surprise how an ignorant guy like a certain anon up there could end up in SC. It's really a shock you know, to know Sankaku but to not know Miku. I thought it was impossible after Miku exist. What a shame.
Uh fail
how popular is that girl?? i keep seeing her pic everywhere :/
uh @Anonymous 22:45, you missed the point. Majineko won, darn...
Yay weaboo jokes! Go virgins go!
>>23:21 anon
reposting as anon are you? :P
It seems that "have you been living under a rock?" is not only a catchphrase after all.
To Majineko:
Isn't the fact that you keep seeing her pics every where explain how popular she is ???
I feel like an idiot for not seeing that coming.
Also the K-On one is adorable with all of them in their sockies.
Things that we should be looking forward to:
Miku Jet Planes / Aeroplanes...
In batman, a projection device that projects his symbol in the sky....now its Miku's turn
Miku colour, aka greenish blue...
Miku crib, so that a baby can have the first ambition.
...someone continue
I would really appreciate if McDonald's make a Miku burger. number 39... comes with leek instead of pickles.
Miku is steadily taking over the world.
Then I want to be Miku's advisor...
I think we can all start calling her color Miku Blue. Ah, all is right with the world again.
Next she'll have her own clothing line: 3.9
Her own train was announced recently, right? Damn she's everywhere. And i love it.
I don't like McDonald's, but if they do make Miku burgers with leek.........I will eat it, regardless the taste; forever relentlessly.
if all otaku were to start playing sport games u would kill them for being super-ultimate-fatal losers in each game. srsly, its better if they stay with their cpu-pleasures
All according to Miku's keikaku for global donimation!
Quick, sticker and spray your cars!
We must show OUR DEVOTION TO OUR GODDESS! *fire in eyes*
(Translator's note: keikaku means plan :)
I lol'd wet and hard.
Orlly? Can I ram it in yer ass yet?
Get lost party pooper. Sheesh.
Not when you shove yer ass up my face like that.....
i lol'd
I lol'd hard.
lol. good one ther- eh?
The Miku plushy is a win.
(@ﾟДﾟ@)
I'd rather ride Mio than Miku, but if I can ride them both, that's fine too
The missed one thing for Miku jet-ski, the handlebars should look like leeks, that would be really funny :)
>---(ﾟДﾟ@)
What's next? Airplanes? Lorries? Ambulance? Fire trucks? Police cars? .......Crap, I'm giving them ideas...
Codom of course
"Master let me clean for you!!!"
let me correct it:
condoms of course.
"Master, let me put it for you!!!"
I love these misleading titles. Heh.
Artefact, I must admit you have an "interesting" way of writing articles.
I'd take the Shinsen Gumi one.
Ita-Jet skis look super and Yamaha is still my favorite dirt bike maker. They should have given little 'plushie' Miku a set of handle bars to sorta look like she had control too. Where does she go from here? Why to DisneyLand of course!
Boring.
I concur.