Top 10 Ways of Looking Cool to Girls

the only thing i could do is #3...i would wish if girls would watch me in sports that im good of,that is [paintball]

i think this article is saying "FAKE YOUR ASS OF TO GET LAID >:D" or something like that. i wonder if anyone can even follow all of these rules. im calling this the Cliche list ;D

They forgot number 11: Play the guitar wickedly like Jimi Hendrix.Girls like rock stars.

#1 doesn't sound cool at all. Sounds like a great way to pay her way while she looks for someone with more money to date.

1. Have a car
2. Have money - The more, the merrier
3. Have a car
4. Have a very good job
5. Be good looking
6. Have a car
7. Be funny
8. Have a car
9. Tell her her flaws make her even prettier.
10. Have a car

Fixed.

Gaze off distantly... at another chick with huge breasts down the street.

What a fucking complete bullshit.

This must've been made by some teknonerds and tested with blond chicks who's iq is under their shoe number.

And just to remind you, their shoe number is in u.s. sizes.

10. Languidly loosen your necktie

It will really make any effect?! o.O

Shouldn't the title be 'How to loose most of your friends by acting exactly like Hosaka from Minami-ke'?

Or maybe 'A 10 step guide to being a total douche'.

i do 1 2 and 6 everyday

Who cares about that brah, 3D is pig disgusting.

Lovely Hideyoshi picture there :D!

I'm surprised that dressing well didn't figure, or is it so basic that it is number zero on the list?

i do all these things..... and yet i'm still called "cute"..... *sweatdrop*

This is an appallingly wrong-headed list. 1 and 2 if carefully engaged in might be helpful, the rest just suck. It's as if a 10 year old boy created the list.

No wonder Japanese men can't get sex with women on their own, and have to rely on gang-rape and schoolgirl molesting. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

#8 is ridiculous. Most girls I know find that a turn off.

#6 is surprisingly simple and it works XD

treat them to stuff first but once you nab em they gotta pay *fist pump*

What would the Japanese know about looking cool? Most of them look like geeks, and the ones that look cool wouldn't be sitting at home taking surveys like this.

OOOO I guess I really need to start gathering some subordinates and make the money. Money=shopping=sex for women

i change what i said. this list is for girls, meaning they want a slave. but then again, what if cute guy turns out to be otaku? i think we saw they answer to that one a few weeks ago

#4? Just no.

#4 isn't cool, it's wasteful.

finally, a competent list, more man-moe!

Does Artefact ever post lone males in the article picture anymore ;_;

Start by not walking around carrying a pillow with your favorite anime character printed on it.

I interpret the above as:
1) Be rich
2) Be their servant
3) Be a winner over other men
4) Entertain them
5) Look good

Summa summarum: Get a chocolate dick that ejaculates money.

Funny story about #5. A few days ago I took my NEET lover to the karaoke box. I sang a lot of songs for him, and he was so moved and inspired that he jumped up and selected a ballad to sing to me!

About 45 seconds later, he was balled up on the couch in the box, crying his eyes out because he couldn't sing it.

It was so moe I couldn't even. Fuck a ballad, I'll take a moe crying NEET anyday...

3,4,7 and 10 probably attract my attention the best. number 1 isn't far behind, though... numbers 2 and 6 piss me off. 5 will might make me laugh at you.
8 and 9 can get annoying. The less awkward you are the better.

I lol'd hard at 6.

I'm confused...All ten of those things make you a huge faggot.

But I don't like sports. D:

Weird, when I think of cool I don't think of Karaoke

6. Gaze off distantly //Check

8. Undo the top two buttons of your shirt // Does having all buttons undone count as well?

9. Make sure you have a slanting forelock/bang // My bang is so freaking slanted it goes ouside the side of my face about 2cm xD

wut the hell is Hideyoshi doing headlinning this topic??!!!

Do chicks actually prefer traps over manly men?

Oh gawd what is the world coming too????

o.<*!!!

What is missing from the list is - not smoking, Women totally dislike seeing guys puffing away on cigarettes.

it's lazlo from suikoden.

i am sure there are bettah ways to look cool to a lady.....anyways thats in japan.

Hideyoshi doesn't look cool at girl 'cause He looks like a cool girl

1. Treat girls to things
- I usually do

2. Carry things which are too heavy for her
- I do for any person that could use the help

3. Make flashy plays in sports in front of girls
- I guess I could if girls watched the sport I practice [Muay Thai]

4. Treat your kouhai [subordinates, etc] to things
- Only if the kouhai needs it

5. Sing a ballad at karaoke
- My voice sucks, so no

6. Gaze off distantly
- lolwut

7. Store up miscellaneous knowledge and suddenly disclose it
- I never do if it's got nothing to do with the conversation

8. Undo the top two buttons of your shirt
- Nope, makes me look like a drunk

9. Make sure you have a slanting forelock/bang
- Nop, I like my hair short

10. Languidly loosen your necktie
- Sometimes do

Getting girls in Japan must be easier than I thought.

I do 1, 2, 6, 7, 8, 9 regularly. The effects? There seem to be girls that like me, but the feeling isn't mutual and vice versa ;_;

Lol! Shoujo manga details!

Try Bishie sparkles

they for got about skinny jeans and saggin them

So basically be Hosaka from Minami-Ke?

#8 and 10 for losers

Yay I'm cool, like 6 (-: