Weird Weapons Gallery
- Categories: Galleries, International
- Date: Mar 12, 2010 21:26 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Guns, History, Image Gallery, Military, Photoshop, Weapons
Military otaku dredge the depths of their weird weapon folders for the ultimate in “hentai weaponry,” covering everything from swords and firearms to aircraft and armor.
Weapons included range from obvious Photoshops to actual military projects which make the obvious Photoshops look sensible…
F-X (Stealth Jet)
Translation:
Missile used: Sea Sparrow RIM-7M
Maximum Range: It flies well (CLASSIFIED DEFENCE SECRET)
Sustained firing rate: Lots (CLASSIFIED DEFENCE SECRET)
Accuracy: It hits a lot (CLASSIFIED DEFENCE SECRET)


























































































































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Pic 79, proof that Halo was not the first to invent the man cannon!
Stealth Jet ftw
The flying tank is missing her e=D
008 is a late-19th-century Saturday Night Special; the most popular one was called "My Friend" and you can find advertisements for it in old magazines and newspapers. More likely to injure the shooter than the target.
019 looks like a comparison of the .45 Colt and a monster revolver designed to fire .45-70 Springfield cartridges, the same as used by Custer's men in their carbines.
020 is a Colt Revolving Rifle, cap-and-ball. It was never popular because hot gas would flare out between the cylinder and the barrel every time it was fired, right into the shooter's face.
040 is a German Stg-44 modified to fire around corners or over the armored sides of a half-track. The thing mounted over the barrel is a periscope so the soldier might actually aim the thing. The barrel wore out quickly.
041 is a modern Russian antitank missile launcher. I'm guessing the lower thingie with a lens cap is probably a laser target designator.
057 Segway really is trying to make military sales, but even heavily armed, anyone on a Segway is still a dork.
066 This is a British bright idea that didn't work, a bomb on wheels. The tubes on the wheels are rockets!
081 A Russian T-28. Multi-turret tanks like this were a fad between the wars, but they were slow and thinly-armored.
085 A Panzer I with a 15cm infantry gun.
087 This is a Panzer IV chassis with a 37-mm antiaircraft gun. The sides of the "box" on the top would usually be dropped when it was firing.
098 This is the Japanese aircraft carrier Kaga before it was rebuilt with a single flight deck. Later it participated in the Pearl Harbor attack. The extra flight decks were to allow planes to launch directly from the hangar deck--which is actually something some American carriers of World War II could also do, using a hangar-deck catapult.
100 This is the very first aircraft carrier to launch an air strike, HMS Furious, in World War I. It was rebuilt for the next war.
101 Either HMS Nelson or HMS Rodney; the latter helped sink the Bismarck. They were built to this weird-looking design to save weight in order to conform to the limits of the 1922 Washington Naval Treaty, the very first agreement to limit armaments. Most heavily-armed battleships on Earth when built.
103 Not a gag; it's an electronic intelligence version of a C-135.
Pic 21 FTW, and last two are amazing...
best stealth jet ever
So uh, how is a regular Russian anti-tank missile a weird weapon?
Gunblades = The blade is useless in reality = Reality is cruel
TOPOL-M!
Put two chainsaw in a scooter in each side of a steering handle and you got one HELL of Zombie-Busting vehicle like in the game DEAD RISING 2
I like how the majority of these aren't Photoshopped at all.
#13 Hello Kitty AR15 is legit. It's a Postban AR15 with the Cali pistol grip to make it legal to have a removable magazine in CA
#39: Ares Defense Shrike Upper Receiver. Feeds either from M13 Disintergating link or the STANAG. Kinda the spirtual successor to the Stoner 63. there's a few vids at the Ares Defence of in in belt feed from full auto, and the transistion between belt and mag feed
Anybody else reminded of Borderlands right now?
12 is the lol-iest. Who puts a scope on a flamethrower?
Nobody. But they do put one on the Maadi-Griffin TNx .50 BMG pistol.
Ah, the things I learned from The Punisher Armory...
52 are tiger hooks. What's wrong with them. They're badass.
I found my favorite image gallery! Full of LOLZ here; fuckin' saved!
MINI-CHAINGUN FTW!!!
#21, Nemesis' gattling gun from the second movie?
:/
what about gundams????
my god,i saw Akagi and a fuso class.
That Fuso looks more like a Nelson or is my recognition that bad? xD
67 reminds me of Super Mario Bros. for some reason...
I was hoping to see a gundam
I'll admit.. Some of those looks to cool that it's not funny. :(
Rocket Donkey is not amused. Awesome gallery.
#42 = TRIPLE KILL!
1st one is the suicide gun
cs
it's one of indonesian traditional blade.(above very long spear pic. below weird curve blade pic....pic 45 mybe) it's mystical weapon. they say that blade can flies, search, n kill the enemy automated....
They do actually. A doctor friend of mine saw it in action once during the Sampit chaos.
Hot Damn! I get a woody just looking at some of these babies but id give my right testicle to get my hands on just one of them!
omfg 74
omfg 74
omfg 74
KURAE, TAAMNASU KYANON!
I want a kitty-chan tank...
http://img4.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/weird-weapons/weird-weapons-068.jpg
It looks a Big Daddy prototype.
so... many... wins...
HAHA, that giant Remington is from Poland
Damn it Sniper Type - Rocket Launcher
LMAO XD The Best *thumbs up*
Anyone missing Xbox pictures?
pen-gun mightier than a sword
sword-gun mightier than a pen-gun
this is what came to my head when i saw the first img
LMAO get back to your blueprints!! burm em all and start over! but hey it's only really artistic when it surves no purpouse ;)
The F-X Stealth Jet: so stealthy you can only see the wheels!
Picture 27 is the M29, a weapon for commando missions. It's featured in some of the Ghost Recon games, and includes a camera system combined with the helmet display so you can fire while hiding, and sveral thermal and microwave heat scanners. That thing is expensive, but one of the most modern guns in use.
As for picture 71, scream with me: TERMINATOR!
No.40 is MP-44 with a bended extension barrel ideal for urban warfare especially on the corner battles.
god i love this site
the first and second gun is obviously for suicide ...
That cannon on a donkey remind me of Metal Slug
"Oh no, I the M.S.B(Mobile Segway Brigade)run." They strike lazy fear to all villians.
The Segway Armada... There's something for the history books...
... Some of them, I feel they are just bogus make-ups, while the others are real and have been used before.
#55 weapons are very alike to avenger from fate/hollow ataraxia lol :P
The frightening thing is the number of weapons I can ID right off the top of my head.
(And yes, the photo of the little Japanese tankette sitting on the rear deck of the American M4 Sherman is REAL - the guy standing in front of the Sherman is the tank commander.)
Some German super-heavy artillery on WW II. Some of my homeland traditional arms. The others remind me of Warhammer 40k. And the rest is hoax.
panzel gustav isn't so weird <3
some of them looks like modified version of mechwarrior.
68 - Fukuryu, jap suicide divers, trained during last months of pacific war, high casuality rate during training (most trainees drowned)
90 - TSO-1 (Heavy Flame Thrower System), 30 220 mm rockets with high explosive, incendiary or thermobaric warheads built on T-72 chassis, first used during Afghan War
105 - Mi-32, only projects were made, if completed, this would be the heaviest helo ever built. Mi-32 was designed to lift heavy and large loads, none were ever built
106 - Dunno, it looks like some sort of soviet made ekranoplan, propably prototype
#75. IRL Shagelhad
What's so weird about number 14?
It's an AK-47 (? Gun-nuts, help me out here!) with a fore-grip?
It's magazine (readily replaceable and repairable, mind you) is busted,
meaning he now the proud owner of a Bolt-Action Assault Rifle.
Actually, Merantau is an Indonesian movie. Indonesia also never had a decent martial art movie until this.
And by "our", I mean fellow Indonesians, mind you.
So, scooter shooter or a rocket launcher donkey?
In case anyone wondering, Those Hello Kitty designed assault rifles and pistol are REAL! It seems to cause the California Law enforcement quite a problem. they can't tell distinguish if it's real or a toy.
Love 93 and stealth jet
Last pic is Asahina Mikuru's secret WMD...
Also, Armoured Donkey is an epitome of Epicness~
for those who are interested in it, #83 text says:
"A picture which portrays a parachutist (in Pievebelvicino or somewhere near the place) in a curious pose: probably it's nothing but a soldiers' prank, who harnessed the animal in a "armored-donkey-like fashion", assembling an antitank Panzerfaust 60 (with protective shield taken from a Panzershreck 54), a (probably not working) radio and an antenna on it.
Dionisio Filippi is certain he's recognized the soldier: as far as he remembers, that was one of the most lively soldiers, who was into doing pranks at other soldiers or at civilians, often going to Pieve a Torre, to find himself some women, properly perfumed and dressed up.
#46 - #55 :
Imagine if those stabbed to the stomach and rotated 360 clockwise over & over again..
Gulp.. >:|
Sounds like the 2ch equivalent to /k/ has more fun and is a lot less anal-retentive and stupid (and gullible).
The Japanese Self Defence Force has a sense of humor, apparently. The F-X especially.
Required feat: Exotic Weapons
jajajaja dyd rulz xD
0075 reminds me of Marmot from Valkyrie Chronicles >.>
Well, they did copy the Dora, so its no wonder it looks like the Big one ingame.
Sergent:
Segway Squadron, MOVE OUT!
Flank their left and right wheels!
SWAT officer:
We're out of batteries, sir!
And they brought reinforcements;
It's Harleys sir!
With a donkey!
Sergent:
Gawd damnit, FALL BACK!
Who said war ain't fun?
In other sold news:
I'd really like some of those mini jets, they look so cute :3
http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/weird-weapons/weird-weapons-088.jpg
actually made me whimper.
both with feelings of fear and feelings of "I WANT ONE!".
aww... not even a single picture of the Filipino Sulpak! hahahahaha!
thet my friends... is the pipe shotgun! XD~
Funny pictures, indeed. [http://i.imgur.com/3Rh3u.jpg]
ah
the Famous Donkey from Company of Heroes
but in the game, it has 2 panzershreks, walking stukas, and mines
Actually it reminds me more of the Donkey from Metal Slug just the cannon was attached to the carriage behind it
I agree
I wonder if #2 and 3 is intended for suicide in tight situations, or to somehow replace the opponent's gun when he isn't paying attention and make him shoot himself. I doubt there are soldiers stupid enough to not notice, but who knows.
...wow, I think I've seen sex shops with less phallic imagery than this gallery.
042 to 056 look like Hiroaki Samura reference material, though.
I started to think of the James Bond theme but as i went on it kinda died out :\
Funny but interesting
lol at picture 88... mammoth tank! rofl
http://img3.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/weird-weapons/weird-weapons-088.jpg
http://www.military-today.com/artillery/koalitsija_sv.htm
Mammoth MK5 but rack of missile missing.
Something tells me that the mini-F-16 go-cart fighters are serious. The landing gear goes up and down. Perhaps they are using those to work out stunts and maneuvers... without the dangers and waste of fuel?
Some of those weapons are rad.
The guy with the bow-rifle, I think I know him. :(
http://img1.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/weird-weapons/weird-weapons-021.jpg
THIS.. I want one
I must concur.
Although I can't help notice he's wearing a vest. Maybe it's only slightly less dangerous behind that gun than in front of it.
It's obvious isn't it? Seeing as tactical dreadnought armor hasn't been invented yet he has to resort to basic kevlar to protect against the ejected shells.
Holy crap! 078 is definitely the incarnation of
the Neo Armstrong Cylone Jet Armstong cannon!
Oh god It actually exists, Gin-chan was right
The ones near the end look like toy jet rides that you find in malls.
It's a minibike made to look like a tiny fighter jet! Pretty damn awesome. :D
With those guns, you'd kill yourself in a quick draw match
no. 78 is a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!
It's a Big Juicy Penis w/ Balls!
Artillery trains and armored trains was used by many nations in WWI & WWII. Biggest users was Germany, Soviet Union/Russia and - France!
80-90% of weapons shown here are real,even two-fuselage N.A. Mustang fighter plane, it was called F-82 Twin Mustang.
The german artillary train exists. I'd love to see one up close!
Soem of the others made me laugh so hard!
no. 78 is an artillery sound suppressor
like, getting bombed to shit while not even knowing where the fire comes from
... SOP!?
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
no. 32 is a gun with owner identification device if I'm correct.
Nobody else but you can shoot from that gun - only drawback is the cost per model.
it's nearly perfect,oï!
"Clear th' runway! Ahm a-gunna fire mah lazer!"
"Mebbe I kin git airborne if I flap mah arms more."