Japanese asked to rank the most commonly perpetrated techniques for appearing cute yield up a list which might well double as a “how to feign being a schoolgirl” ranking.
Those looking to appear cute or wishing to dissect the carefully honed techniques of the Japanese maiden may find the list instructive.
1. Pretend you don’t get dirty jokes
2. Look at him cutely with upturned eyes
3. ♡Use lots of emoticons and deco-characters in your mails♡ (´・ω・｀)
4. Speak to him with your voice at a higher than normal pitch
5. Smile quietly after nonchalantly telling him what troubles you
6. Coordinate light pink and white
7. Make sure you have plenty of forelock
8. Speak at a leisurely pace
9. Doubtfully lean your head to one side when asking a question
10. Cover your mouth when laughing
Other behaviours thought to increase cuteness mentioned include standing pigeon toed, hair fiddling, sticking out the tongue when messing something up, saying “yoisho” when lifting objects up, and running up to small animals or children.
Making a “duckface” expression is also mentioned, perhaps explaining certain mysteries.
To the Japanese these traits are encapsulated in the term “burikko” (ぶりっ子), a cutesy, childlike woman considered the pinnacle of feminine desirability by a significant subset of Japanese men.
In sum, the secret to appearing cute to Japanese men is apparently thought to be affecting the behaviour of a 10-year-old girl, perhaps not the most shining endorsement of the tastes of Japanese of either gender, at least where “cuteness” is concerned.
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sounds slutish...
but girls will only use it on high income males...
to the others, they will look like beast.
A beast is fine too
An Aisaka Taiga is fine too
I agree wholeheartedly. One might say a Taiga is desired above all other beasts...
A Taiga is desired above all, period.
Bullshiat. Most of these acctions are not cute, but annoying.
Too right Shanyy Id rather slap a girl for doing that annoying stuff, then go aww so cute... pfft cute indeed -.-
Breasts are fine too.
nah, get out
Ignore him, get back in
Out, now
all of them are annoying and i would avoid girls who do that
I'd prefer women trying to look cute to attract men rather then acting like huge sluts to attract men.
I'd prefer a women be a women.
A cat is fine too
I don't think your cat likes what you're doing to it.
Those are some great tips. All girls should follow them. ^_^
For me only: "saying “yoisho” when lifting objects up" would work, out of those anyways...
Women to be women? Bad jokes comes into my mind~
Does this apply to Hideyoshi-types too? Cuz it could work (or working already), seriously.
Having him do this top 10 would make me fall for him again, even if he's a tra...oh shi-
Okay puppy eyes are cute. There is no arguing that.
4 can get very annoying very fast and 3 is the number one way to make me rage without end.
The rest of the list seems rather ineffective
By the way, are we sure this isn't "10 ways to rip off a man's wallet"?. It's a trap!
and yet Syllen - your AVATAR is - Exactly one of those types of gurlz.
WUT?
DOH!!!
anime character is one thing, having some girl constantly act like that is another
Agreed
you avoid women who don't get dirty jokes?
I agree, I can't stand girls who act retarded.
Perhaps that's why I can't seem find ANY suitable ones! Oh, what a burn!
/but guys only like this when she is cute...
when she is ugly, they treat her like beast
fixed* :D
/but girls only act like this when he is rich...
when he is poor, they treat him like a beast
Yes!
And I can also find out if she's faking too...
I know some who are oblivious to how cute they behave.
Oblivious or not... the ones I know are already taken. It's a shame I don't have a six figure income...
I tend to think these "cute" acts do -not- extend past marriage vows...
buht what about the fat bimbos?
none of them are cute no matter how much they pretended to be cute following those criteria.
fat is fat,...
you stooopid fart knockers!!!
top ten ways 2 give me a boner.....................
FUCK THESE DISGUSTING OTAKUS
Amen to that! :D
i wish girls would dress casually like Kobato
it'd be nice to see some country clothes once in a while
I would really like for my boyfiend, 'cause he likes this kind of clothing. But OMG, dresses similar to hers are so expensive!
Any girl drawn by CLAMP can hardly be described as dressing casually...
At least Kobato dresses more simply than Yuuko, that's for sure...
"Any girl drawn by CLAMP can hardly be described as dressing casually..."
This.
Gotta love those outfits, though... I can't help it! D:
Top 10 ways to "HNNNNNGGGG!"
it doesnt sound slutish it sounds fucken annoying
Agreed.
Not slutty at all, but many/most/all of those would be pretty irritating in real life.
I like all these thing!
and yes a nekos fine too.....
oO
I do all those things =(
If you're a guy, there could be a problem.
I have to admit, regardless of how a woman plans to use all this....I would work on me. I'm a sucker for "cute" girls.
=__= hmmm
after reading this I see a lot of resemblance to these actions to the ones my gf does
....
A few of these belong on a list of things I find bothersome -- 3, 4 and 10 in particular.
At least #4 explains why Kugimin is so popular...
i find all of them to be bothersome, i would rather date a strong charactered female, then a reserved peppy one
Tsundere?
That's what it sounds like anon wants to me.
Or it could be a Yandere... RapeLay bed bad end? LOL
Masculine women complement feminine men.
@ #5 Yeah, because unattractive girls smile LOUDLY.
RRRRAAAAAWWWWRRRRSMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is 10 bothersome? I cover my mouth when laughing, and I'm male, it's called etiquette, you should try it some time.
We're not talking stately dinners or other occasions of high social propriety here. The gesture is really a suppression of your positive emotional outburst, and it's considered proper in certain social occasions where it's considered etiquette not to show too much emotion in the first place. It's different in all other situations. Doing that outside of such a situation where decorum is king means you're not comfortable with your current surroundings or it has become an ingrained habit -- usually a habit of people who are emotionally shy to begin with (or have bad teeth and happen to be sensitive about it). It generally shows that, emotionally, you're hiding something, not because you're dishonest, but because you're not open. You'll know when people are truly laughing without holding back when you see any combination of them smiling widely, clapping, or a variety of other gestures that have since become so commonplace as to become colloquialisms (e.g. kneeslapper).
And you can see it in the eyes. It never happens with people who cover their mouths when they laugh in every contextual situation.
I guess it must just be a class thing; I can see if someone is truly laughing through their eyes whether or whether they are not covering their mouth, I simply don't like seeing a girl laugh without some gesture to cover her mouth. A shy girl may do so, and so might a girl with bad teeth, but any girl bought up properly would do it as reflex, since it is more comfortable to laugh with your mouth covered. I understand you where bought up with poorer manners then myself, but I would assume that a knife and fork are still customary, and would thus ask you if the same went for a girl using her hands to eat because she found the food delicious (a positive outburst, no?).
That's not a good analogy to make, actually. Etiquette is a highly ritualized maintenance of one's public appearance; silverware is used for the sake of dining practicality. That's why you have certain kinds of utensils for certain foods, and don't use them for other foods (you typically don't use any kind of utensil when eating a sandwich, you don't use a fork when drinking your soup, and your knife makes quite an unwieldy tool for eating salad). I wouldn't say it's a matter of social class, either. Everyone tends to act differently in a more intimate setting, distant from the way they act when more public eyes are placed on them. That's more or less what I'm getting at -- brute forcing of etiquette where it isn't necessary.
I shall accept that my analogy is not a great one, but not knowing your level of manners it's hard to make a good one, and I would consider table manners one of the most fundamental forms of etiquette. As for acting differently in intimate settings, I do understand this, but the matter of manners should not be dropped; I understand that your view of covering your mouth as you laugh is that it is not simple manners, but in my up-bringing it was, and I would prefer a lady to have such manners. I guess it's clear you consider covering your mouth as you laugh to be bad manners in a close environment, but I cannot see any real reason for this other than class.
Or maybe I misunderstand, and your point is that manners should not be expected in such a situation, which I too disagree with. I guess I wouldn't demand it, and to slip occasionally in private is no crime, but I would still expect manners from a girl for the most part.
You're marginalizing the concept of emotional inhibitions through etiquette by using the blanket term of "manners" to make it seem as though I'm finding an issue with the entire concept of it. I'm more than happy to spend time with you to parse the differences between etiquette that serves a practical purpose (use of silverware, hospitality, silence in certain situations, manner of speech, etc.), etiquette that serves a practical purpose but shows little connection between its intent and its physical manifestation (how would a handshake be any different from a greeting where two people place the palms of their hand together in a mirror-like fashion?), and etiquette that was borne out of an emotionally stifling environment and serves little, if any, purpose outside of its context of origin and possibly within its origin as well (the aforementioned mouth-covering). Some manners are useful; others are ancillary. And the kicker is that these types differ from social setting to social setting, from town to town (really), from country to country.
The very idea that social etiquette being geographically different shows that -- honestly -- it's not really a part of our human nature. But emotion is, and the set of manners whose very essence stifles one's positive emotions is largely unnecessary.
A handshake is more than a simple greeting, it is a communication within itself. The number of forms a handshake can take allow a communication of intent, setting the mood for the following conversation much better than a mere greeting. If I shake the hand of someone I can know whether to joke around, or whether there is something serious by the way he shakes my hand; it has more purpose than a simple touch of the hands.
While I accept that the setting is no doubt a major contributor of our difference in opinion on if it is considered common etiquette or not, I still do not agree that covering the mouth is stifling in any way. It lessens the sound produced and stops any spit from escaping, while still giving a positive representation of the emotion. Though emotion is universal as you stated, it is not universally the same, brain structure differs, and the way we feel blanket emotions like happy or sad differs too; thus too does our grasp of humour; it makes sense then that the way we show our emotions changes too. It is a norm to see a smile when happy, or a frown when sad, but this is only a social norm, a form of etiquette in itself, when happy I do not smile because it is my body telling me too, but because I feel a need to show my happiness to someone else; when alone my expression doesn't change when happy or sad, and maybe I'm just an abnormality, but I do doubt it. Covering one's mouth is just a way to show that you are having funny, or appreciate the humour, it does not stifle it, only show it in a different way, and one that is considered better manners as I have been brought up, if you find something funny alone however you wouldn't laugh anyway, and so laughing itself is etiquette, though a deeper form of etiquette than covering one's mouth during it's course. All I am saying essentially is that covering your mouth is a way to show laughter to those who should know without effecting others in such a way. A loud laugh from a table telling a joke at a restaurant has ruined many a meal, or stroll in the park, or even a day in watching a film with loved ones; a simple laugh into ones hand would lessen the negative effects while creating no stifling to the positive effect, simply reducing it's radius.
But your explanation of mouth covering is really only highlighting the aspect of contextual and geographical differences in etiquette I mentioned before. Specific rules of etiquette don't apply universally. You may be reading a funny book at a library and may need to stifle your laughter since you should be quiet for the sake of others. That's fine. But when you're with someone with whom you wish to be more intimate? It's completely unnecessary, and a vestigial remains of the notion of manners that has suffused itself throughout all aspects of society, regardless of whether or not it has been necessitated in a particular facet of social setting in any practical way. Seriously, though, spit-takes are incredibly rare outside of cartoons; and there are a multitude of ways of quieting your laughter, and covering your mouth doesn't really help for that.
Smiles, frowns and such are not social norms or manners either. Think about a baby who cries when she is born, who smiles when she sees the face of her parents. These are not rules of etiquette instilled within a child; these are not social norms. It's human nature -- the natural physical representation of our emotions. And again, many, many aspects of social etiquette is not.
I got tired of reading and scrolled down searching for a funnier troll :)
Posting in epic thread
Er, doing it as a guy, you must look homosexual.
I don't know. I prefer not to see a guy's tonsils when he laughs.
It depends on how you do it, laughing into the palm is the feminine way, while laughing onto the back of the hand, or a loose fist is more masculine. And yes, tonsils aren't exactly pleasant.
I'm amazed that you're paying so much attention to another guy's laugh that you'd even notice their tonsils...
If a buddy is laughing that hard, I'm usually laughing with him, and too buisy being amused to notice his tonsils. If I did though, that might be the cause of more laughter....
actually,covering your mouth while laughing is better,just bend your fingers,make the bones and joints of your finger come out to make it look manly,well actually,that's my evil way of laughing
In my point of view i would find it strange to keep your emotions hidden. Where i grew up this would even be offensive to the other people in the room. But i'm not a asian guy so it must be a culture thing.
Wow, its offensive? I assuming you're a Caucasian white? Uh huh. Curse my east Asian-ness.
i totally agree with 10 being weird o.o ... and bothersome ... i dont find that cute
big boobs should be on there considering how much asain guys dig big boobs. seems the most popular females in anime are always the ones with huge knockers.
flat chests are cuter
Flat chests are for closet paedophiles.
11:38, are you a closet pedophile?
Closet?
"Closet?"
ditto
@11.42
Nah, he's just Australian.
Lolicon != Pedophile.
Else I would already be in jail >.<
you got issues
And you've got no eyes apparently.
man boobs are softer
Thank you.
big boobs arent cute though, thats more of a sexy thing
How to be a moe anime character?
lol yeah agreed. Can't lie, it is damn cute though. And I am a fan of the duck-face...
1. Be a loli
2. become animated
3. ????
PROFIT!!
More like how to be fake, ugh. If there were girls who genuinely acted like this, that would be awesome...
1, 2, 4 and 9 all out right irritate me. :\
Emoticons are always fun though. Smiling is always good, pink is fine, don't care about the forelock.
She can speak at whatever pace she likes, and I'm neutral about covering ones' mouth while laughing.
To sum up my interests :D
These are all bad..
11. Pout when angry
12. Go テヘ when caught doing something bad
13. Cuddles a lot
14. Blushes a lot
15. Deredere
That about sums it up. Too bad no 3D girls act like that naturally AND are of legal age.
F**CK YOU
^
Fag
lrn2curse&swear
it's "FUCK YOU"
I don't think he wanted to say "fuck". He said "f**ck", which means he wanted to say a five letter word. Maybe he wanted to say "flock" or "flick".
Flack, Fleck, Freck, Frick and Frock are all suitable options too.
ROFL Grammar Nazis doing their job properly!
A Certain Other(equal) Nazis should do it like this...
Capitalisation where it is no necessary I see...
you got serious issues
who pays attention to age
The law.
good call mate.
Just like rules, laws are meant to be broken.
if you get caught?
tragically snoosnoo is very right there....
With that type of sarcasm, I have a feeling you and I will get along well.
Beware of girls who act like this way too much; it's usually a two-faced bitch trying to take advantage of you.
It'd be nice to find a truly cute and genuine girl, but I've yet to see one.
I'd rather women act like themselves, than put on this cute bimbo routine. Women are cuter when they act like themselves!
3. ♡Use lots of emoticons and deco-characters in your mails♡ (´・ω・｀)
4. Speak to him with your voice at a higher than normal pitch
Just no to these two. Fills me with killing urge when this happens.
What do you mean? (´・ω・｀)
i mean ತ_ತ
Hell yes, especially number for. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!
they forgot to put "gets drunk and cusses her parents."
also
" hide the fact you are a gold digger. if exposed, you are no longer cute"
I will add:
"Being there and waiting, an hour earlier for the date"
I'm surprised that wearing kemonomimi didn't make the list.
Personally I like a girl that likes dirty jokes, just as long as she only tells them to me.
It seems someone bought a copy of my book on how to seduce men on the internet
You've seduced many, Icy-nee-sama?
talking in a high pitch pisses the shit out of me. Especially if they start shrieking once they get excited. I'm so so so tempted to give them a smack right on their face when they do that.
Honestly most of these sound rather annoying
soooo, cute means be submissive. got it.
So being dumb, fake, and annoying is cute to the Japanes?
They must love American girls.
Not just the Japanese, but tons of people online as well...
god, i hate the pigeon toed look
urgh, ditto here.
Hate in games when whenever you control a chick in anime like games they all have that same awful awkward run, too...
1. Eh? That's no fun though...
2. Hmmm... I guess...
3. I already do :3
4. I usually only break out the syrupy voice for animals, but I guess it's worth a shot. But can't the high voices also annoy guys?
5. I already do, when I tell people my troubles, which isn't often, I don't like troubling people.
6.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- White isn't problem but I HATE pink! DX
7. Forelock??? *googles* Oh, yup I have that :3
8. I already do, god I hate when people talk too fast/slow.
9. I kinda do that, mainly unconsciously.
10. Yea I do that when I'm around people, except my best friends.
God I'm so not cute DX
Well that's ok as long as you're pretty :P
SHE'S WAITING FOR SUCH ANSWERS! Just like those 2ch goddesses...xD
Actually,I find most of those things annoying as hell.Just be yourselves ladies.
Bleargh. Things like this prove that Japan has an unhealthy obsession with youth. When the nation as a whole calms the fuck down and realizes that a good life does not end when you hit twenty-five, it'll be a better place as a whole.
One or two of those traits in an otherwise normal woman might edge things out towards the cute side, because they'd be natural parts of her personality: An unconscious action or irrational behavior which serves to differentiate them from the norm.
I'd want to kill a woman who did all ten.
I just do 9 and 10... guess I am only 20% cute. (O.o)
The rest of them: a) the person is naturally like that = ok-ish; b) faked = super annoying.
I hate it when women act like a child.
I fucking hate it when bitches use number 2 and 4 ALL THE TIME. It's not cute, it looks fucking fake and desperate; makes me want to punch them in the face.
But when it is done well, and subtly, it's magnificent.
Of course it is cute if done as you say and once in a while doesn't hurt (you want to hug them when done well), but most girls I've seen do it ALL THE TIME and are too damn obvious.
okay so am i the only faggot who will fucking die for a girl who could make all of this?
Read mah comment over at yonder ^
Well, if it makes you feel better, I'd kill for such a girl :)
Some rational responses:
1. Pretend you don’t get dirty jokes
- send her to sex ed classes and make her watch your porn collection
3. ♡Use lots of emoticons and deco-characters in your mails♡ (´・ω・｀)
- give her The Writer's Guide to the MLA for Christmas
10. Cover your mouth when laughing
- set up an appointment w/ your local dentist asap. Shes hiding something for sure.
"- set up an appointment w/ your local dentist asap. Shes hiding something for sure."
It's called etiquette. Learn it.
Yay, someone else who understands!
Because all of the rest are etiquette and etiquette is such a turn on...
Etiquette is a god thing in a girl you wish to have a relationship with, casual sex is different; and most women want a relationship more than casual sex.
Sigh. It's a "rational response."
If you don't get it then let it lie.
It was a poorly designed response, I hope your next will be better.
You people do realize that etiquette is a cultural thing, right? If you cover your mouth all the time while laughing around here, people will look at you strangely. The only thing that warrants mouth covering around here (as in, it's considered rude and inconsiderate not to do so) is when sneezing or yawning.
don't make her watch your porn! watch it with her and explain stuff. even if she gets it, it is still prime time to show off your experience and manlyness. don't know if this works on all girls, but its worked for me...once.
Eh...I do a lot of these things but they don't seem like very cute things just normal.
...OK not to sound like a stupid retard, but number 7 I don't get what there talking about. The rest are good though.
They mean long bangs.
I find it funny that most comments here are out of context, the whole idea is appearing cute, not appearing desirable.
These are annoying traits, not cute ones, they do not make a girl desirable or adorable, and therefore fail.
Hmmm....I do pretty much everything on this list except 1 and 6 but they are not very cute things to do really.
I wander what a guy has to do to get noticed... If a "Top 10" list is made, I bet the top 5 would have to do with money.
Yes, we all like 10-year-old girls.
no, just....no
I do most of those.. =A=
Marry me ( ´∀`)
uguu ( ´∀`)
except you do it all wrong!
I do all of those too, except that I'm a guy.
(high pitch voice): "High five, bro! Teehee." (covers mouth)
Jail bros will love him.
I wish more girls acted cute like that here, I find it very attractive!
No wonder it was easy for me to find a Japanese wife. I didn't expect her to act like a total idiot.
In better news, I have always loved this pic by colorful314. Just fucking gorgeous.
Just don't look to hard at her arm...
Here is another trick to look cute to guys.
11. Be actually cute.......rather than using cheap tricks
This is pathetic. Sterilize all of these worthless otaku failures.
I second that, otakus should not be allowed to reproduce.
Agreed. Disgusting otakus shouldn't be allowed to breed.
Past redemption, they are.
i can't agree to this. Otacon deserves to make babies. he grew out of otaku life and became a badass with Snake.
He got a PhD through the Internet, so he doesn't count.
I recall that Horie Yui was labelled as a burikko before. Probably makes sense when she is 17 years old and acts like one.
Not to mention that she seems to have eternal youth. She's one of the few people who can claim to be forever 17 and still look it.
1. Pretend you don’t get dirty jokes
-good luck on that shit
2. Look at him cutely with upturned eyes
-that only works on 2-D
3. ♡Use lots of emoticons and deco-characters in your mails♡ (´・ω・｀)
-strange because only white girls would do that
4. Speak to him with your voice at a higher than normal pitch
-that doesn't make a girl cute, that makes her retarded
5. Smile quietly after nonchalantly telling him what troubles you
-wait, this seriously works?
6. Coordinate light pink and white
-I can coordinate light pink and dark pink...mostly her tits and p***y
7. Make sure you have plenty of forelock
-dunno wtf that is
8. Speak at a leisurely pace
-might work
9. Doubtfully lean your head to one side when asking a question
-might...work
10. Cover your mouth when laughing
-no one does this
[Citation Needed]
1. -good luck on that shit
You're probably not as funny as you think you are.
2. -that only works on 2-D
You've never seen a girl with pretty eyes I assume.
3. -strange because only white girls would do that
You've never met an asian girl I presume.
4. -that doesn't make a girl cute, that makes her retarded
Not necessarily, a higher pitched voice is not always a squeaky one, though I'll accept for the most part that it's not good.
5. -wait, this seriously works?
It's better than moping about it.
6. -I can coordinate light pink and dark pink... mostly her tits and pussy
Good for you, now learn to dress yourself.
7. -dunno wtf that is
Bangs you moron, bangs.
8. -might work
Oh of course it won't. I prefer my women rushing through their sentences like their life depends upon it....
9. -might...work
This is a cute trait and always will be, it's one of the classics.
10. -no one does this
Oh, I see you're working class, this explains why you've never met an Asian girl. Try learning some etiquette.
God forbid someone works hard to both provide for their family and to serve the community.
/kicks pedestal
You, sir, have all etiquette of a fridge magnet.
You just haven't seen them in action.
My little sister always did most of the list.
Damn, she is just too cute.
Can't afford to angry at her when she did the puppy eye.
Except she didn't do number 1,3 and 6(she likes red).
What's forelock?>_>
harlock's forgotten relative
And Matlock's older cousin.
the extra lock you need to unlock before getting into the padlock
4. Speak to him with your voice at a higher than normal pitch
This one needs to DIE IN A FIRE.
I was watching an episode of "That Mutha'Fuckin' Railgun, Yo" and all I could think of was "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PHONY HIGH PITCHED BITCHES!" It's not like the voice actress' voices aren't high pitched enough to begin with, but artificially adding two octaves to your portrayal of a (two) character(s) (having a conversation with each other) is just IRRITATING. I barely made it through the episode.
i like my women acting like women,not some little kid
4,8, and 10 just don't do it for me. The rest though, I definitely agree with.
Hmmmm...
Just be who you are ~ REAL!
The rest will cum naturally and will be appreciated fully...
(yes, it is intentional)
"3. Use lots of emoticons and deco-characters in your mails"
This just bloody annoys me like hell. Makes them look completely airhead.
"4. Speak to him with your voice at a higher than normal pitch"
That would explain the unnaturaly high voice pitch of certain japanese girls. Note the "unnatural part", who finds squealing like a high pitched banshee cute?
All of the top 10 are wrong or fake in one way or another. How about just acting like a normal friendly girl-next-door type and cut the faking crap? -_-
Women are always fake. They need to be to get your money in their bank and your dick inside them.
If women need to be fake to get a man's dick into them, then that says a lot more about men than it does about women.
Tsundere is the new cute
I concur!
These aren't half bad. Most work for Strippers too!
I do 2, 5, 9, and 10. I did 4 for a time, because I thought he didn't like my deep manly voice, so I tried to hide it. He eventually told me he didn't care though, and that made me feel better. I also fiddle with my hair pretty often, will sometimes stick out my tongue if I'm having trouble with something, and I -definitely- duckface a hell of a lot.
The important thing is though, women shouldn't fake these things to look cute. Everything except talking in that high pitch came naturally. If it's a normal thing for you, that's fine, but faking it just looks stupid and forced. Gotta stick to your guns, ladies.
Just be yourself
A game of pretend is not something I want to be stuck with for the rest of my life thank you very much.
Stereotype. Most of the points will annoy me.
My niece uses these techniques and they are quite effective at making her seem cute. But, then again, she's only eight years old and will probably grow out of it.
Here's my list:
1.- be yourself
in other listing news:
That's all I need to considerate a girl cute, pretty, sexy and smart. Otherwise, meh.
Besides, I want to marry a trustworthy PARTNER, not a follower who can't even drag her own weight.
more like annoying to me. Shut up and bend over bitch.
So essentially the secret is to act like a loli?
Here's a way to look cute: end all your sentences in "Nyaan~".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XAmoOTewi8
Like this?
"Making a “duckface” expression is also mentioned, perhaps explaining certain mysteries"
LOL! XD
OH CRAP! I have all these traits....and I'm a guy....
Aww, I'm sure you'll find a wonderful husband!
Embrace traptitude... And the world will be yours...
How about...
1. Don't be ugly.
next is "top 10 ways to looking cute to girls"...kana...kana?
Fill in 1 to 10 with "have a large wallet and long work hours". There you go.
Hey we are in 21st century...a bank card is enough.
No.1, 4, 9 works for me.. Simply the essence of naive. :3
..and thank God this thing [http://mrbadak.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lips.jpg] isn't one of those listed traits..
Ah, god, that has to be the least attractive thing any girl can do with their lips without the use of a sharp or heavy object... okay a few fungal diseases are worse, but far from most!
Top 10 Ways of Looking Cute to Guys, but getting violated sooner!
I think someone forgot "flash your panties when wearing a skirt"
"and running up to small animals or children."
Imagine if she's big.
"RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!!"
@anon 17:39 that is the kind of thinking i enjoy. i saw the mental image in my mind the second i read that. you are my personal hero.
...Okay,maybe 8&10 will help.
sigh~~~ These are all traits of an anime girl you get infatuated with... -_- Imagining a 3D girl do this stuff DOES seem cute though..
Too bad women where I live are boring as shit. I'd like to see a little deviation in the conventional personality trends that are all too common here.
While something like this would be a step in the right direction for me, I can't help but think this would be a "honeymoon" phase. They'd be right back to being your every day whore after a few months of dating.
Humanity's awful. I'mma go back to my 2D.
That's fucking lie!! Don't pretend you're someone you're not!!
If a girl used any of those 10 ways, I doubt I would find it cute, a 20-21 year old girl acting like a naive child isn't necessarily a turn-on.
Really? I hate women that try and act "cutsey" it's just really annoying and makes me want to walk away from them in an instant.
Cute is when they have a sparkling personality without having to try acting "stupid" (which is basicaly what the list is saying)
AGREED!
yeah!! I agree to what the guy above me said
i cover my mouth when i laugh :/ but im a guy :/
It's polite.
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i first though the title said top 10 ways for guys to be cute XD
Same here xD
I agree to the list and find nothing annoying. But that's probably because I'm a very open-minded person.
That's more like 10 ways of looking cute for men who want retarded women...
Can't agree more. Probably the list is made up of retarded otakus.
careful, otakus roam in packs. they might take your underwear and sniff it. even if you're a guy.
>4. Speak to him with your voice at a higher than normal pitch
God no, i slap her so hard she'll go back in time.
Annoying bitch
That's why you are likely single and a virgin.
what happened to showing up naked with a pack of beer?
and a paddle?
cute != sexy
"4. Speak to him with your voice at a higher than normal pitch"
There have been researches that say the female voice activates the brain areas that correspond to irritation and annoyance sensations (that's reason why they use it for alert voices in GPS and aircrafts).
If you use your voice higher than a normal pitch, the guy will more likely get angry when you talk with him and find you annoying.
For me, the only ones that are naturally acceptable are 8 and 9, the others are ridiculous if the girl is past 16 y.o. and will most likely make me think she is just stupid.
That's why we all prefer our women to have deep, burly voices?
So you get annoyed at women who wear white and pink and have a lot of forelock?
A roommate once asked me how to look cute and I pretty much gave her this list. She didn't believe a word I said!
girls are cute just by being natural
be yourselft and if it is the one he will find u cute.
I could compose top 10 list of looking macho for males, but it would be too boring and easy.
Could someone please explain the near-obsession Japan has with standing pigeon-toed?
It makes them look not as much short-legged as they are?
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It makes them look not so much short-legged?
This fake cuteness stuff is a bunch of crap. The Japanese bastards who wrote that stuff about cuteness, don't know anything more about real cuteness than they do about fornicating.
Faking the personality of a preschooler with a learning disability is about as attractive as when women act like completely, horny sluts. Your milage may vary depending on your culture.
1. Be loli.
2. Be tsundere.
3. Wear maid clothes.
Now that works for me.
Apart from that, I think that I'd find everything on the original list excluding 1, 8 and 9 annoying, especially if it doesn't fit her.
I'm Tsundere and I have a foul mouth, love a good hard drink. And roughing it up.
The cutesy dress up charm only comes when I want/need something from someone who otherwise wouldn't give it to me.
The only one I like and agree is #6
I like those tips when the girls doesn't look to obvious that they're faking it, btw I love when they wear white and pink :D
Yawn... here goes me trying to be a jerk.
1. Pretend you don’t get dirty jokes - Yawn... fine, I won't use any, and pretend I'm too dumb to use 'em.
2. Look at him cutely with upturned eyes - Uh, excuse me, but are you trying to scan me for unhandsome deformities?
3. ♡Use lots of emoticons and deco-characters in our mails♡ (´・ω・｀) - Too much will kill. Don't ask who gets the death flag.
4. Speak to him with your voice at a higher than normal pitch - Uh, I got pretty bad hearing, but did you just say you want me to choke you?
5. Smile quietly after nonchalantly telling him what troubles you - Okay...
6. Coordinate light pink and white - PINK! IT BURNS! MY EYES! Seriously, just white is fine.
7. Make sure you have plenty of forelock - Not important really, especially if I think that doesn't suit you.
8. Speak at a leisurely pace - Okay, but you're not getting anywhere if you bore me enough.
9. Doubtfully lean your head to one side when asking a question - Good move, but I'm a jerk who probably doesn't look at you whenever either you or me are talking, so sorry for ignoring that,
10. Cover your mouth when laughing - Nice move. At least I won't get your flu - BUT HEY WAIT! NO SALIVA FOR ME!?
Disgusting otakus.
Wouldn't work for me. I'd politely suggest to her to act her age if she tried any of those suggestions on me. Ladies, you can blame my ex for making me this jaded now.
I've been called cute many times, and I do none of these. I get them for:
- I look my age/younger *cough not a tanorexic binge drinker who slaps on 50 pounds of make-up cough*
- I'm short and thin
- I dress in a cute/elegant way *not like I cost 5$for a ride*
- I smile a lot (it's not even conscious)
- not afraid to make fun of myself
- I blush easily
- I'm easily tickled and overpowered *weaklings are cute apparently*
- I'm not a heartless calculating bitch
In my experience women who do the stuff in the japanese list are fake as heck. No grown woman does that stuff naturally. Especially the fake voice. Western women don't do high pitched, but they do that gag-sweet, sort of talk-to-your-pet-or-a-baby voice. All the women who had that affected voice that I've met, are huge bitches.
sounds like a real lady. i like her already. anon-2:50
Well said, completely well said.
1, 9, and 10 are the only the only ones that I can do ; A ;.
Boys get annoyed when you use emotions..
just to let you know
Japan sure is a lolicon nation. Just see how many female names end in -ko (written using the kanji for "child").
Parallel in English follows: "*awful American accent* Hey, Baby!"
Another stupid top...
So basically women should act like stupid, helpless bitches to get guys?
Right, I'll be single forever then.
The way you described it sounded better :D, helpless bitches
Bitches and whores
i find if not all most of these annoying and corny =/
being cute is overrated anyway, you want cute buy yourself a puppy
hot > cute
I think I'll agree with all points. Maybe because I'm creepy otaku.
everything on that list is a complete turn off
But wouldn't girls faking these traits be undesirable anyway?
This sounds like an anime slut...so japanese dudes what anime hos.....didn't we already know that?
if my Gf did half of these things i will break her nose.
i want my GF to be herself not some moe anime bitch
>10. Cover your mouth when laughing
OMG Sankaku Complex please do a gallery on this!
Please!!!1111one
Top 10 Ways of Looking Cute to Otaku
wasn't there an article that pretty much contradicts this?
all these elements to me make me think I am dealing with a child, and frankly I do not find children attractive. cuteness can't be 'put on' you have to be natural.
as a rather diminutive female who is terrified of men, i tend to do a lot of these things on instinct. act cute and people will be more likely to want to protect you from creepy things, or at least that seems to be my rationale...
i also tend to duck when people try to pat me on the head and hide my face in a book when i get embarrassed...ergh. and i'm a regular meganekko...
ANON DEMANDS PICS NAO!!!
unfortunately, i'd be called a disgusting 3d pig if i did that. or a whale. cos you know, large chest = man the harpoons around here. but thankee for your enthusiasm.
200+ comments. To be expected. Another relationship/sex related topic. xD
Girls will only do this if the guy is earning a lot than her.
OH SHIT.
9 is what became a habit of mine... by the way, I'm a boy.
1. mmm maybe
2. aham
3. that's sick
4. nah calm girls rulz
5. nah hate that
6. o.o
7. hahah XD
8. yep
9. hahaha ne? XD
10. wth you are covering your black theeths?
>>1. Pretend you don’t get dirty jokes
Most of these I am unimpressed by. And this one I actually greatly dislike.
Ugh, I hate when guys expect you to act like a little girl. How demeaning.
This encapsulates everything about boxxy
I'm a white chick and I do most of these things naturally... I feel like a very disgusting little weeaboo right now
#3 anoys the fuck out of me
Sounds like the description of this girl I met in a Psychiatric ward. Including that really annoying covering your mouth when laughing thing.
Number 5, however, is absolute genius. I personally think it should be enforced for both genders. 7 is pretty nice too.
Ahem, I mean ...just be yourself. Heh. Just don't cry all over my new shirt, eh?