Top 10 Worst Things to Find in a Girl’s Room

  • Author: Artefact
  • Categories: Uncategorized
  • Date: Mar 8, 2010 23:42 JST

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A survey asking Japanese what they would be most aghast at encountering in a single woman’s room leaves little doubt about the kind of woman the masses despise.

The ranking:

1. Sentai goods

2. A punching bag

3. A model railway

4. Moe anime goods or DVDs

5. More than 3 PCs

6. Large amounts of pet clothing

7. Idol posters

8. Japanese travel souvenirs

9. Nekomimi/usamimi (cat or rabbit-eared characters)

10. Dolls (western or Japanese)

Non-girly women are apparently as bad as unmanly men in Japanese eyes, and women with otaku tastes fair as badly.

Affected females attempting to entertain commoners are advised to scatter copies of Vogue and Louis Vuitton bags around their room as camouflage.

See also the equivalent ranking for male rooms.


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    Avatar of OTIKA
    Comment by OTIKA
    23:46 08/03/2010 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    >More than 3 PCs
    If she built them herself, then I have found a good partner.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Avatar of Reizo
    Comment by Reizo
    10:09 09/03/2010 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Love how it's so specific.

    Two or three's fine, but four? Ludicrous! How appalling!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:16 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    A used condom collection?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:18 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    im surprised that big black dildo is not on the list

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:16 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm surprised that strap-on dildo is not on the list

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:32 29/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm surprised that "Loves faggots" is not on the list

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:45 11/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I must be getting there building my second pc lol

    Avatar of Shanyy
    Comment by Shanyy
    02:00 10/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only 6, 7 and 9 disturbs me, the rest of them are... Attractive! I would be fallen in love without doubt, if one of my partners had things like these in their room, hehe.

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    Comment by Maikeru
    08:38 13/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...I dont see anything wrong with any of them to be honest. Its better to just accept a girl for who she is. I just dont want to stumble across a hidden pile of yaoi... *shivers*

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 10/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    strap on dildo? that would be a plus!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:35 23/03/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm pretty damn sure he did think about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:01 05/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's wrong with taking it up the butt from your girlfriend?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:57 11/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    think about what you said for just a second... and remember, this is assuming she's strictly interested in guys.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:57 29/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    What if the part she recommends you buy turns out to be crap?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:08 20/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    This prick forgot to add Yaoi material, because that might be the only thing that might turn off the majority of otaku or normal people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:58 03/08/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree, I'm surprised Yaoi / BL isn't #1. It's #1 for me. Other than that, too many pet clothes and idols can be odd, but the rest of the stuff seems okay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:11 10/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If she built them herself she can breed with me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:20 13/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anything above ONE computer in a GIRL's room is too much.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:33 05/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    but what if u like to use a desktop, and then also need a laptop for commuting? two can't be that bad!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:09 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The perfect girlfriend!!!

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    Comment by Bakamoichigei
    05:53 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Totally agreed. Nothing beats an attractive geek-girl when it comes to intellectual compatibility. :D

    HOWEVER, if she has a low opinion of MY systems, that would be a bit of a turn-off.

    If she holds drastically different views on hardware and argues with me at length about it, that could go either way. She could be one of those girls for whom a spirited argument is practically foreplay. :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:48 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    3 PCs.
    1 PC for using by herself
    1 PC for for back back-up
    and another last PC for lend to her friends
    (Konata's principles)

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    Comment by derrty
    23:44 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A desktop, a laptop,and a netbook.
    That's more resonable.
    But still she'd be so rich having 3 PC's...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:42 10/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not a girl, but I have four PCs (old desktop (mostly unused), new desktop, linux server, laptop) and I'm hardly rich at all. @_@

    's just a matter of priorities.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:21 03/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmpf, i have 6 computers, one for elektronic meashurement, one server, one mediacenter, one main work desktop, one laptop for work and a netbook for traveling. Am i a geek xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:46 10/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    6 is the only one that I wouldn't like.

    And maybe 3. I don't have problems with model trains themselves, but some of the more serious train-otaku are just plains straaaange.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:27 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That would make me so horny to find a woman that can build a PC

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:44 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well... Uhm... I'm NOT a woman and I CAN'T build a PC...

    <>

    I'm not lying! OO

    *runs away*

    But seriously. I have a bunch of anime and manga stuff, I'm obsessed with cat characters and my entire apartment is littered with cosplay... Am I mad?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:31 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, you're perfectly normal...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    depends if you're 120 or 360 pounds.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:29 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    above anon asks an important question.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:17 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed, we're mad. (-_-;;

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:28 10/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are not mad the rest are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:54 12/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "You're mad, bonkers ... but I'll tell you a secret: All the best people are."

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:06 10/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    One of my EXs can build computers. She may ask me for advise on parts. Glad shes an ex since shes is nutty. The nympho bisexual part was handy and fun thou... :)

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    Comment by Ghost Dog
    07:25 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can tolerate all but a few.

    6. Obsessive pet owners are strange.

    7. Idol worship can get out of hand.

    10. Depends on how many there are, and how creepy they are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:42 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    11. bloody knife
    12. a dead body under her bed
    13. ropes
    14. katana
    15. magic books

    Avatar of Vespertine Aspergerian Nincompoop
    16:51 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The ropes are only really scary if you find a strap on next to them. XD

    Avatar of Soljashy
    Comment by Soljashy
    18:49 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's wrong with magic books?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:32 05/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i have three of the above list.... 13,14,15....
    but none of ones on the actual list. Does this still make me creepy?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:31 25/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The ropes are only really sexy if you find a strap on next to them. XD

    fix'd that 4 u.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:30 10/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    and a katana for that matter? I have three in my room 2 of them admittedly replica's for display purposes but still.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:02 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with 6.
    Even 4, if she doesn't have a decent excuse for them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:24 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    most of this list are GOOD THINGS

    i lol'd at punching bag

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:59 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude, if I found a girlfriend that could spar with me, that would be a little awkward. And pretty hot.

    But nah, she'd always win, it's always like that with girls.

    Avatar of derrty
    Comment by derrty
    23:41 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man I can't imagine having a girlfriend that's better than me in boxing....
    What a nightmare...

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:17 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hell yeah. Even if she's better than you, only a faggot would go all out against a girl. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:29 05/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    well i'm sure u'd be very afraid of me!

    Avatar of Sylar
    Comment by Sylar
    01:15 12/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A girl might be better in boxing but that doesn't mean she's stronger than you. In a street fight she still has no chance.

    Anyway this show what a bunch of pussy's the Japanese men are. They are afraid of a girl just because she has a boxing bug. I find it a good a thing because it means she exercises. But then again am not afraid of a getting my ass kicked by a girl.

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    Comment by Miroku74
    06:33 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    For the tsundere, I'm guessing the punching bag could also be referring to an ex-boyfriend?

    Avatar of Vespertine Aspergerian Nincompoop
    16:47 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only half?

    Avatar of GarethXL
    Comment by GarethXL
    19:25 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    you get turn on by a punching bag and pet clothes????

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:32 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    better the punching bag then U!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:37 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but half that list is a turn on 4 me , com on , 4+ computers , if i find that type of girle i dont care if i die of aids because i will have died a happy man










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