Top 10 Worst Things to Find in a Guy’s Room

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Japanese asked what they consider the most unpleasant and shocking things to find in single man’s room deliver an unambiguous verdict: anything anime-related or girly is sure to reduce a man to pariah status.

The ranking, which it should be noted was based on an evenly divided sample of both men and women:

1. Moe anime goods or DVDs

2. Idol posters

3. Nekomimi/usamimi (cat or rabbit-eared characters)

4. Lacy or florally patterned decorations

5. Sewing/knitting kit

6. Dolls (western or Japanese)

7. Framed photos of himself

8. Women’s magazines

9. Children’s anime goods or DVDs

10. Big stuffed toys

The horrendous prejudice of the Japanese to the creepy otaku they are forced to share an archipelago with once again arises, with 3D women in general unable to countenance their 2D rivals.

The same survey taken in 2008 saw similar results, though with pet clothes and gambling literature edging into the top 10, and with figures, sewing gear and smoking supplies appearing around the bottom of the ranking.

Owners of any of the above items are advised to stow them away in the unlikely event they have any normal visitors, Japanese or otherwise.


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    Avatar of motaku96
    Comment by motaku96
    05:17 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well I don't expect anyone to visit anyway :P

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    Comment by Reichi
    05:25 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, I wouldn't mind finding a man that knew how to sew. Save me a lot of trouble, that's for sure.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:28 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    ".. a lot of trouble.."
    Dare I ask why? Perhaps your clothes are being repeatedly ripped off? I mean this in the naughtiest way.

    -a mean old "sew&sew" XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess my gigantic WoW poster is okay then.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:03 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Would any normal woman, seeing this, stick around? The guy's a weirdo!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:38 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn,a DVD of The Mysterious Cities of Gold is ok?

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    Comment by Jarmel
    04:29 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought a used tissue or bottle of lotion would be high on this list.

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    Comment by davaeron
    04:40 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What to do if you are the artist who draws moe pictures?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:40 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    >Dolls (western or Japanese)

    So European/American/Canadian dolls are not okay, and Japanese dolls are not okay, but African dolls are okay?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:26 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    5. Sewing/knitting kit

    err what wrong with a living alone guys have one of them ? surely you wont throw away a shirt just because its button fall off will you ?

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    Comment by TehBoringOne
    06:53 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    An otaku who sews would not be sewing buttons...

    It could be for doll clothing... That seems to be what women fear about...

    Funny thing, though, nowhere was finding a woman asleep inside the room mentioned. Same with the female counterpart... Strange, huh?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:41 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So ifa japanese girl find "a tissue" it's not shocking?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:02 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, that's the same room shown, before and after being "cleaned up".

    I feel bad about someones mind being swamped by other peoples imagery and fantasy. No room for self-expression except in one's taste of consumption. The lost of a person to a comfy womb of illusion that slowly sucks the years of their life away.. a way to numb a wound that does not heal by itself.

    Imagine many years from now.. being old.. with a small smile and a crusty laugh you are surrounded by people that love you and that you care deeply for. It's your birthday. Children are running and laughing outside. And then you remember that day so many years ago when you felt something inside that turned your path. The fears you faced and moved through. Step by step this life you made. And you feel glad. Very glad indeed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:27 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is actually why i've toned down any sort of figure displays or posters.

    Used to have tons, now they are mostly all in my closet.

    Still have DVD's out, but I can explain those.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:30 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If the chick you're bringing home actually won't want to date you becaue of this then you shouldn't be trying with her. We date because we like people for who they are, not who they pretend to be.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:24 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    yay,none of the above,
    just dollfie(but actually,its my sister's)
    i have several figures,but it isnt mentioned,so im safe :D (but is it counted as children's anime goods?)

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    Comment by Barbarian of Gor
    07:11 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It used to be "Sword and Sorcery" was a cause of shame/"Immaturity" in western KKKulture...

    But now...

    http://www.acaeum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8714

    And this guy's married. Also as a side/alternative thing, the SCA's getting more and more popular:-) And women like seeing the men play fight in armor and such...

    What I'm saying is that the men should try being a bit more outgoing and macho, but the ladies should also be more open and respond more than just Money/Image/How well he pretends to play a "Dating Game" that gets too many guys to just give up, leaving the "Cassanovas" and "Scumbags".

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    Comment by Sae91
    07:32 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are time when I don't get why japanese men are dating normal japanese women... I'm quite sure there are (not many) girls who don't hate otakus -_-

    I prefer an otaku rather than a stupid guy who likes to go to the disco every weekend :P

    For me:
    1. Moe anime goods or DVDs
    I would ask him to see them with me.
    2. Idol posters
    I would check what idols he like.
    3. Nekomimi/usamimi (cat or rabbit-eared characters)
    Nice~ I would use them if he ask me to xD
    4. Lacy or florally patterned decorations
    mmm I don't really care
    5. Sewing/knitting kit
    see 4
    6. Dolls (western or Japanese)
    cute
    7. Framed photos of himself
    cute
    8. Women’s magazines
    I would check them too.
    9. Children’s anime goods or DVDs
    Perfect
    10. Big stuffed toys
    More than perfect

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know 3 girls who share your viewpoint (I know like 300 girls total and like 270 of them hate me). Unluckily they all have boyfriends. Why is that most of gils like those alpha males? I don't know.
    However I know that girls like you do exist - that makes me happy.

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    Comment by EyE
    07:40 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what about a sewing mother right outside my room? GF chances gone as well as getting laid below 0

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:57 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    who is any of this bad ?
    wtf is wrong with japanese women ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:51 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    11. A girl taking a bath or maybe a man

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    Comment by Fapping Time
    05:52 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    don't be hating on da moe...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:21 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would find all of these things cute (well if he's alone in the picture and it's not a sports picture then I would see that as narsisistic XD)

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:27 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    shit! I have lots of posters (ayu, ai otsuka, maki goto...) and anime figures. :/ at least my room is not like that one in the photo, it's well disposed and clean...

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    Comment by Stiyl-Magnus19
    03:10 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    the description of the ideal room

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    Comment by Fonzer
    03:25 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    now i hope to see the top 10 worst things to find in a girls room.Though i have an idea of what it could be.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:46 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if a women would actually leave you because of the kind of shit you like, which doesn't effect her, she is effectively lower than dogshit and not worth any effort in the first place. Don't put women on some fucking pedestal of godliness, they are no better than men and in most cases worse. Everything she likes is probably mundane, boring, and stupid, we don't like the same shit. Double standards against men are fucked up, this age is fucked up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:54 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    fuuny thing how unniformed japanese are about men when it comes to men liking feminit things normaly(the moe and pretty girls stuff).Women need to be feminit or they will also end up alone hahaha.
    Oh and it's not like men don't like cute things heh,i always fall when i see a puppy,but usually find kittys disgusting(just a different view of cuteness i guess,which i could say to some children,some i could find cute,but other which other people would call cute i would call an abomination).

    Oh and what do others have to speak about such stuff,are they doing anything interesting for their hobbys or are they just plane borring and addicted to their work.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:54 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Things I can think of that would be worse?:
    -Weapon (like gun or Hunting Knife)
    -"To kill" list
    -Sex doll(s)
    -A bomb
    -A shrine to Hitler
    -A pillow in a wedding dress (...)

    Well, thats some =p

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    Comment by Fonzer
    03:06 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    pretty good one.

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    Comment by alex251
    03:01 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no Eva goods ? so they upgraded to moe anime goods ? (or downgraded...)

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:01 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would have thought that "another woman" would have made the list of things they wouldn't want to find in their boyfriend's room .....

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    Comment by Tsuyo_Puyo
    04:03 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I lol'd at "Framed photos of himself." I myself am guilty of "Moe anime goods or DVDs," my family doesnt mind my many anime DVD's, but they shake their at my nendoroid army.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:21 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't believe that sex toys weren't on the list. That's the first thing I thought of...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:02 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fucking normals. They're forgetting that there are plenty of women that are into otaku shit too.
    Besides, what if the guy also happened to be set for life and fucking loaded.... I bet they'd think twice then. Shallow assholes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:01 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I lol'd at "Framed photos of himself." I myself am guilty of "Moe anime goods or DVDs," my family doesnt mind my many anime DVD's, but they shake their at my nendoroid army.

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    Comment by YuTheOtaku
    03:31 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think finding a dildo in a guys room is worst.

    Avatar of Fonzer
    Comment by Fonzer
    04:29 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    prostate massage much?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:58 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japanese women are weird. Anime DVDs? Stuffed toys? How can they find it shocking? Even porn mags in plain sight are hardly disturbing.

    Nothing, and I mean nothing can compare to used condoms. Especially STASH of used condoms. I mean seriously, is he collector or something?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:00 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    X 1. Moe anime goods or DVDs

    2. Idol posters

    X 3. Nekomimi/usamimi (cat or rabbit-eared characters)

    X 4. Lacy or florally patterned decorations

    X 5. Sewing/knitting kit

    X 6. Dolls (western or Japanese)

    7. Framed photos of himself

    8. Women’s magazines

    X 9. Children’s anime goods or DVDs

    X 10. Big stuffed toys

    Awwww... dammit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:13 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "7. Framed photos of himself"

    I only lose in this one =p

    What the problem if I love myself?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:37 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    what the hell is wrong with sewing gear?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:51 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not a stained boxer? lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:48 09/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 9, and 10...
    Japanese girls are fucking picky.
    On that note, every man should know how to sew and have a sewing kit...

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    Comment by Kelvin
    22:47 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Im surprise "A girl" is not there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:27 08/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    >Sewing Kit
    Srsly, you need that. Stupid women are stupid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:16 10/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    "7. Framed photos of himself"

    lol'd

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:30 05/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Floral patterns? Lace? Sewing kits? But those kind of guys are so cute. Dare I say it, they're MOE.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:23 02/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have a few stuffed animals and throw away beer cans or alcohol bottles... seems it would work better backwards? Huh.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 23/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They obviously mean in a normal guy's room. Because any of these things in a model/singer/famous/rich guy's room would just "add depth to his character" and show that he's a "soft guy on top of being a successful one"

    If you have money, you can screw these rules.








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