A Korean otaku has married his Fate Testarossa dakimakura, with Korean media dutifully covering both his dating activities with the anime-inspired pillow, and the ceremony where the couple became man and pillowcase.
Fate Testarossa is of course already well known as the character perpetually vying with Nanoha for the position of most popular magical girl in Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha.
Here he takes her out on a date to the theme park, accompanied by a TV crew:
A dinner at a restaurant – Fate seems to be enjoying her meal:
His room:
The groom kisses his new wife at the ceremony:
This of course comes not so long after a man married his DS/Nene, and some time after an otaku petition for the right to wed 2D characters.
Although not an issue ever likely to be taken seriously when dealing with printed cotton sheets, once simulated virtual partners and companion robots become commonplace the matter might become rather more pressing.
Can this be classified as mental illness?
I refuse to give my fate-chan to this guy…
wait until the androids get released…
Well..Jus let him hav his fun.
I feel bad for the pillow. Not only because it’s Fate, but to a guy like that. God, I wish I could bash this loser right in the face. Everybody knows Fate belongs to Nanoha.
i’m going crazyyyyyyyyy……….
what a DOUCHE!! haha
autism … >_>
i’d rather walking naked in the streets rather than doing that above.
fucking loser!!!!!!!!1
rage fail
FUCKING SICK PEOPLE… WHAT THE FUCK ! HONESTLY, ITS A FUCKING PILLOW ! GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING RETARD !!
YOU FUCKING RETARD, FUCK OFF AND FUCK YOUR 3D PIG IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM FUCKNUT!! FUCK OFF SANKAKU YOU DIPSHIT!!!
Looser!
estupido ql enfermo de mierda ia la wea se volvio psicopata esta wea ,esta bien que te guste el anime y todo pero no tiene razon casarse con una almuada
Damn, I just saw Red Eye cover this. Grrrrreat.
aghhh…
I pulled my loling muscle.
FREAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I would love to see Jerry Springer do a show all about Okatus and there weridness
*facepalm*
I wonder how the pillow said “I do” at the ceremony.
Now, after this knews from sankakucomplex has leaked into Thailand, some Thai Otaku nettizens have screamed
“Fate-chan is My Wife!!!!!”
“White Devil better cut that Korean otaku down, NOW!”
Details can be shown here:
http://akibatan.com/2010/03/fatechan-married-with-otaku/
Here’s the deal: Koreans are anti-Japan in their upper half, and pro-Japan in their lower half. That’s how I see it as a Korean lol. However, I myself, I’m pro-Japan…not much hard feelings now. (As long as they don’t do something stupid…wait.)
Marryin a pillow! ……LIKE A BOSS :U
With who otaku may marry in North Korea?
All North Koreans are married to their leader and their leader is married to North Korea. The leader is the husband, North Korea is the wife. That’s why North Korea tries so hard to make The Leader’s life as pleasant as possible without asking for anything in return, as any proper wife should.
Get off my waifu!
This is just sad
when real girls just don’t cut it anymore 🙂
awwwwwwwwww :3
What a happy man
We need more Love in this world!
AAALLLWAAAYYYSSSS
Live with my Dakimakura in harmony, harmony oh love
if they get divorced dos the animation company get 50%?
Poor guy.
Nanoha, the White Devil, won’t like this.
How does he know that his pillow has reached the age of consent? OMG, it might be a loli-pillow, fresh out of the factory and unaware of the perversions of the world. The CAD!
wtf, he looks like a little kid
My wife and two pillows on the bed = an otaku 4-way orgy?
FEAR
“He treats objects like women, man.”
But Fate is already married to Nanoha.
The guys a lucky man. His mind is warped enough to accept Feito in the form of a pillow.
I want her, yet still grasp the fact she’s not real. >’:
Fancy putting your lover in the washing machine.
how the hell did he manage to get that thing to get on ride!? yeah my english sucks, you don’t need to remind me
http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-ero-v/korean-otaku-fate-testarossa-002.jpg
actually its alright, nice comment, btw….
he looks like the kind that had never even been looked at twice by a real female, regardless of age. and now he’s proven that.
how sad
When articles like this come up I don’t care much of them its none my business what people do with there lives, but this did make me laugh oddly. God bless him, if hes happy then its all good.
cheers for the newlyweds^^
Well, on the bright side, at least that idiot won’t be able to breed.
He made a good choice. I wish them happiness together.
This is SO wrong. Fapping to anime girls is one thing, but marrying a dakimakura? You’ll have to stick in the laundry every time you cum. Until we have the technology to extract a living breathing anime chick from the TV, I don’t think I’ll be marrying a dakimakura any time soon. Now if I could get with a REAL Japanese chick, I’d be okay with that. I better save my money if I’m ever gonna get to Tokyo…
I like how he even went through the effort of putting a wedding dress on the pillow. That’s actually kind of impressive.
As for everything else…I can’t really say I’m too impressed. 😛
omg what a waste! He is so cute 🙂
Now japaneese have competition in the pathetic department.
He got far more balls than you all.
WTF, Fate-chan doesn’t even like guys. This pillow is an IMPOSTER!
All of you are speaking as if you could get girlfriends and wives if you wanted.
I could care less. Being single is the greatest joy I’ve ever experienced in my life and I wouldn’t trade it for anything
i can.
wtf man lol
That guy needs a check-up from the neck up.
He can have Fate, but I wants Fate’s seiyuu. Mizuki Nana definitely tastier.
결국…글로벌 덕페로 굳혀지는데…
이젠 뭐가 나와도 놀라지 않을거야
…….Another one…….are they crazy? I need to know how they can replace a flesh and blood women that have live action bouncy boobs and jiggling asses with a ds…and a pillow……which I belive would hurt your penis if you rubbed against them. Well more on the Ds….I guess he could masturbate on a pillow…..
I’m going to fucking shoot myslef. First a guy marries a video game character, and now THIS?!
Therapy is your friend, please seek it out! NOW!
D:
what
what is this i don’t even
i hope the offspring doesnt look to bad……. T.T
round, short, semen encrusted little pillows
i think it’ll look bad, unfortunately
bujaja….wait… he is cheating her, he has more pillows over there.
Sad…
I wonder, is marrying an anime female PVC figure possible?
Korea is finished.
America even more because marrying a pillow is still better than marrying a partner of the same sex (Because I’ve yet to hear that they (Otaku) want the church/land to make it officially possible to marry a thing, they just have a ceremony and the stupid news call it a marriage…)
Of course he didn’t really marry the pillow,he just had a ceremony that looked like an official wedding but in reality a real wedding needs a Man and a Woman (of at least 16 years of Age? Don’t know if a wedding really has any age-restriction but I doubt a catholic Priest would marry some 10 year old children to each other) that have to deliver an oath to god that they will stick together till they die(+support,love,having kids,etc.).
It shouldn’t be called a wedding because it isn’t, it’s a “wedding-like ceremony” and nothing more and of course you can have that with everything (you could “marry” a flower or a dog or your chair,doesn’t matter because neither the land nor the catholic church is involved but it’s like a theatric performance for some audience…).
I feel bad for the poor guy (because he’s even more of an outcast now) but at least he’s not gay!
I knew South Korea was finished when I learned about their educational system.
http://twentyfirstarticle.blogspot.com/2009/11/my-experiences-with-korean-education.html
http://blog.esldaily.org/2009/04/30/korea–girl-students-forced-to-strip-due-to-poor-test-scores.aspx
This is just one of the fruits of that clusterfuck they call an educational system.
This is a political marriage.
GOOOOD JOOOB DOOOOOOD.
NOTHING about this is shocking to me except for how horribly dressed this idiot is. Sadly, even on the most important day of his pathetic life he couldn't wear a decent pair of shoes.
Now the Japanese Otaku’s are going to be so angry…
Lucky bastard >.<
I know I was right KOREANS ARE IDIOTS
Here’s a Chinese site with the news and some other pics.
http://news.88ee.com/bm/20100224/bm_20701.html
Well, in the end, all matter is made of the same components.
Actually, I used to be rather fond of my pillow back when I was a child. I always slept with it tugged under my arms. Good times, good times I tell you.
If you watch the video from the source, you can see that the back side of that dakimakura actually has a picture of Nanoha.
Another artist weeps at what his or her character has been reduced to.
he looks just like a kid!
Too funny, but if that’s what makes someone happy, no one can judge them.
poor fate… 🙁
my brain sure is slow…i had not expected this could happen…
Just pay a hooker…
I love Korea a little now because of this…
Otakus in general have the balls to merry whatever inanimate MOE~ object they want…
I respect them for that…
Bah, these losers will never understand the greatness of 3D. Why go with such a flat thing when you can have the person behind Feito’s voice instead? o.O Personally speaking, Mizuki Nana >>>>>>> Fate :p I’d rather have the real thing *nods*
Mind you, Fate’s awesome. But Nana is just awesomer 😀
SHE IS CARTOON NOT YOUR WAIFU
I have a feeling that Japan will lampoon him because he’s Korean, nevermind that one of them has married a video game in South America.
From the comments on the source site, yes they did.
If I would marry a dakimakura it would be at least Asuka. What a looser 🙂
No, you would be marrying a train.
Yeah, but with tatami flooring.
/facepalm
Where’s Jean-Luc when you need him…
I loled so hard but I also feel sorry for the guy.
I want a bed like the one in the picture.
That wedding picture has so many things wrong with it.
1. Evening tailcoat in the daytime
2. Clearly non-matching trousers for the full-dress suit
3. Sneakers!
4. What appears to be the trouser waistband and a sagging gut visible below the tailcoat front (a.k.a. no waistcoat)
And of course, 5. HE’S KISSING A PILLOW. D:
why are you not his wife and taking care of that rofl
Poor Fate, must be really hurt riding the roller coaster in that position..
OMFG!!! I realy dont know if I had to laugh or feel sad for him. I aint rich but if I AM desperate then i would marry a REAL girl even if shes just a gold digger rather than spend my entire life fapping.
anybody here with me? … I guess not T__T
Why do they let these people do these things. They obviously need help.Lets lock em up in an insane asylum please!
In the headline pic, that stuffed dakimura “head” is shaped like a penis head.
Mannnn! If I was his father I would be so embarrassed, I’d move to another country, lose contact with him, and never speak of his name again!
Go and DIE you male otaku, Fate is Nanohas ONLY!!
lunatics
He could have at least got fate in a different pose on the dakimura…
Marrying a pillow. WOW.
Humanity is doomed.
Oh no, you just don’t hog Feito all to yourself like that.
I’m a devoted worshipper of her ass, so her ass obviously belongs to me.
What a Loser!! but I guess it can’t be helped
Man, that’s competely sick. I mean, good for him, keep up man, but I think you’re a fucking loser.
If you’re wondering, title of the TV program can be translated to: Alien Investigations-Finding the aliens who live among humans.
Wow, that guy’s dick should file for divorce.
Why Dakimakura? Why not some fate dutchwife?
Because of this, I’m beggining to think what women across the world wants on men as it seems that the idea that women wants men with money is no longer a Japanese thing
I LOLed!! Very Hard….!! My gut and ass hurts very much!! Bwahahahahah!!
Hope she doesn’t have an affair. But heck, it’ll all come out in the wash.
OMFG my jokes r gettin worse
Wanna play a prank sneaking into his room one night and put a Nanoha dakimakura or an Arf plushie on top of Fate while he’s sleeping?
I’m not sure I understand folks like this; are they being sarcastic and think this is funny? Or is he fucking serious? Because if he wasn’t serious to begin with, he might as well be; no woman is going to want him now.
It’s official. Japan is coming to an end.
Read the article this is about a Korean otaku.
OMG!!! This is the beginning of the end.
his blog : http://ministop.egloos.com/
This happening after the release of the movie.
Coincidence?
I can only imagine the family in the restaurant…
WTH!!! Fate is mine -_-!
Not legally…
i wonder if japanese feel the anger,because he married her first XD.
Idd i expect many people on this thread are like “omg this is allowed? WHY DIDN’T I DO IT!” and are now jealous
wth, Fate’s not to be married…She an idol of woship.
SMFH WTF!!
Boo… Points off for it being Adult Fate and not Loli Fate.
Oh wait, Loli Fate is MINE.
Then I’ll take The Immortal Vita…
That’s cheating.
Nanoha just said she wants to be that man’s friend.
*prepares Raising Heart*
hmm if this practice becomes mainstream, who’ll take care of all the attractive 3D damsels in the world?
…… then again i trust my cat to do the right thing……
well not like some of the 3d damsels are doing what they are supposed to do and then they wonder why they are still aloooooooone.
Dirty fat Korean otaku hands off Nanoha’s wife RIGHT NOW!! Go get blown to bits by Starlight Breaker!!!!
Dirty fat Korean otaku hands off Nanoha’s wife RIGHT NOW!! Go get blown to bits by Starlight Breaker!!!!
once lifelike robo-hos eventually come around, these kind of things might not be as easy to laugh too.
Disgusting scum!
fuck so many people want fate
Okay THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE NOW!!!!
you do not draw the line,it’s the lines that chooses you!
this argument to use is BS anyway
Man what an attention whore loser! Can’t be said more.
pathetic…MARRY THE REAL THING YOU LOSER!
WHAT ARE LCD SCREEN FOR?!
…what?
I heard that it’s too flat some.
Deliciously flat in fact.
wait wait, this is unacceptable, Fate is not belong to you only, is everyone!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!~~~
My Fate-chan!!!
Where is my nuke button…
while nobody wants this cute man boy,he just got attention by the media and there could be some women starting to lust after him.Hell would i be surprised if he ends up with a real girl one day.
THIS MAN IS A HERO! +1 to Koreans!
This man is AN hero. -1 Korean.
I lol’d. Have an internet
Joder!!!! pta este tío ta loco compare ptm de esta no pasa pero sobre del Love Plus del Nintendo DSi SDI -.- pta -.- ptm como pueden llegar tan lejos esos ptos -.-
caete la boca
No different than the Japanese dude marrying Nene from Love Plus. People who do the “ronery” pictures are only a step away from this, too. I remember this guy on SanCon was arguing about how it was brave to post pictures of ronery photos… well, this is where it leads.
At lease you can do some interactions with the hand-held device.
But now this….what is going on with this world…
Such a big disgrace to men…
this man is a god
I was going to ask “what’s wrong with him?”….
but I failed to answer the pre-required question… “what is right with me?”
Is he wearing sneakers with the tuxedo??? lol what a nerd.
>_>….you had to see him in a tuxedo with sneakers to know he’s a nerd? He’s marrying a pillowcase for cryin out loud
Wait…
WAIT…
HOLY SHIT I MIGHT ACTUALLY KNOW THAT GUY.
Im Vietnamese. And i wonder should i marry an oppai mouse pad to compete with these men =)). Kidding!
do it!
i hope you got one of the more busty ones though.
This means WAR..
nobody.. and I mean NOBODY..
touches anon’s Fate!!!!!
lol what if people go batshit over their characters being married to other people and kill people for it or do some other violence against them
I want to see that happen.
First thing I thought after seeing this was the same what earlier anon had written lol
They only wanted to show Japanese otakus that Korea is a better place for otakus to live. In Japan they had to do a petition and nothing happened 🙁
Well, at least this variably changed my views regarding Koreans. Congratulations for marrying Feito-sama!
So what's the difference between a Japanese otaku and a Korean otaku?
Sadly I was not aware there was one.
I wonder how they like dealing with that truth.
the only difference i can see is that japanese otaku usually censor their faces.
“we’re attention whores, but we do it in style! (i.e. w/ privacy)”
real otaku are the same anywhere you go… be it korea, france, akiba, usa, germany, brazil, russia, or wherever.
It’s all about location. We’re awesome over here, but that’s because we’re not over there. They’re jerks over there, and they smell, which is why we’re over here.
One less future family. This will help to decrease population burst speed a bit.
facepalm…
i find the marrying DS more reasonable… at least that game interacts :/
DS is a game?
This is a prearranged performance for people to enjoy making a fool of strange persons.
It is not uncommon but cheap taste,I feel.
at least he’s not ronery anymore
Ouh cheese… Now he has to live in fear for the rest of his life. Dozens of Fate-Maniacs are probably willing to kill him now.
Hahalol…Okay so now where’s my goddamn persocom!!!!!
In the near future, you may see a press release like this one:
We are aware that the internal clock functionality in the Persocom
Sexfriend 4 (“PS4”) units other than the slim model, recognized the
year 2015 as a leap year.
Having the internal clock date change from February 29 to March 1
(both GMT), we have verified that the symptoms are now resolved and
that users are able to use their PS4 normally.
If the penis-releasing feature on the PS4 is still incorrect, users
are able to adjust time settings manually or via the internet. If we
have new information, we will update you through the
Persocom-Sexfriend.Blog or Persocom-Sexfriend.com.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Persocom sex: not worth the risks of a software error or virus damaging your personal hardware!
Seriously? Fuck.
Yes, that is what will happen… (if not already)
it’s usually high quality silk i think
arent korean girls cheap enough to buy as a wife? its arround the same price as a Dakimakura right? read this topic some time ago in sankaku XD
is there any real girl in the world who is more, oh wait, same cute as Fetto-chan?
oh wow, what has the world come to? D:
“.. and do you take this girl to have and to hold to cherish until the ink doth fade and she becomes a plain white pillow case or death do you part?..”
epic ^^ btw i want that daki-makura!!!
so what is he gonna do? fuck his pillow for wedding night LOL!
obviously. But he will need some gel and tenga =))
he only needs his hand and some imagination.
A fate is fine too, but DAMN I lol’d muchly.
oh well i heard that men go easier to other things and objects,if there is some problem in society how they are treated and not properly learned as the reasons why they can’t get women or have drama with their women.
one of the properly learned doesn’t mean treating women nice or like princesses,but make them respect you for caring for her and paying equaly for stuff if she has a job.But remeber to validate the good things she does and invalidate the bad things she does,it works wonders
that is BS. so sad… 🙁
companion robots become commonplace the matter might become rather more pressing.
i am sure many of us will be glady to take a good built robot any day over a woman
after all they will only use energy
but it will take at least 20-30 years for that
for now lets just stay with the pron =D
Oh God someone in Asia is gonna end up making cylons someday.
Well I guess the west better get to work on making space fighters and battlestars.
And have sex with battlestar?
you read my mind…
Wow, this just made my day.
“…where the couple became man and pillowcase.”
Epic line is epic.
Priest: Now you may put the ring on the bride’s finger..
Bridegroom: Huh?
Do you want to marry this man ?
Pillowcase nod.
It’s like Mr. Bean trying to Marry his Teddy
Yeah I’m worried for Bean’s sake.
I would say im loling but im scared about the wedding night
Nanoha dont like this ..
A lot of Koreans just had their confidence boosted.
Soon I shall wed C.C…
And I tot the japanese otaku are scary…….
This is a big blow to national pride. One of their own has just married an enemy pillow.
korean brides are cheap enough
Instant XD
And his bed cover is also full of anime girls.
It’s cheating!
PS: the last pic is EPIC WIN
There is no such thing as cheating when it comes to 2D girls.
you can make your own harem
I knew this was going to happen, it was only a matter of time. But I do congratulate the newly wed(s).
Yeah, I kinda of remembered the guy who married a Barbie Doll, but his case was different…
But I guess we have to wait for Chobits…
Marrying Chobits? Nice…….
The possibilities are ENDLESS~!
Holy Crap indeed… The dilemma of reality and denia.
The one who believes his deceased lover’s spirit resides in the doll, yes?
Knowing at least the man actually had a live woman he’s still dedicated to in the first place puts him above this failure.
I lold. HARD.
omg what a loser,wat they let u marry anything in japan? a game? a pillow? whats next a ”sandvich”?
the man has been charged with murder for eating the sandvich!
the police are questioning witnesses.
yeah i saw him, he was like making out with the sandvich and then he ate her like she had no life.so i told my girlfriend to call the cops so they can like arrest him u know!
…i mean look at the guy he is the laughing stock of the entire island next to that idiot that married that DS game xD
he’s probably like…hey baby u wanna have kids?
erroe respond invalid xD lol
untill a patch or a sequel comes for the game XDDDDDDDD
I really hope ppl like him never reproduce
if he does…its a miracle (given that pillow…so you get a smaller pillow that grows…)
This is sad ;/
I lold even hard… Imagine how he communicate wit the pillow…
and yet they still hate japanese *sigh*
darn violent morons
hey hey, not all of us hate the japanese. hell I’m half korean and have a japanese girlfriend. plus I actually admire both cultures.
that’s the right way to think
i wonder if he beats her if she doesn’t cook his dinner right.
Cannot LOL enough!
hmmm , as a Korean he is a complete traitor imitating those imperialist , ugly japs . He should be true Korean and marry Zerg or Protos dakimakura
lol? So now we can only marry koreanized things? Considering zerg and protoss are american…
No U
“Today our special is butthurt korean served with a side of ass-whoopin'”
I went OH MY GOD!!!!
And LOL till my gut hurts…
i hard. LOL
Getting hard about such an unnnatural occurance is nothing to laugh about.
Yea me too Lol~ bout all else why a Pillow? lol
Well, the reason why he chose a pillow… because you can come when riding against a pillow, and riding against a DS is painful xD
i’ll pay to see somebody riding against DS
A blonde male cosplayer
I wanna see a blonde cosplayer dress up as Fate Testarossa and break up their marriage.
I wonder if he would stay faithful to his pillow?
Because his most favourite pose of Fate is only in Dakimakura
ya deffantly lol…that is untill you actully see the dude smile i swear to god he looks happy,thats just sad,im confused as i feel sorry for him now.
Priest: Do you take her as your beloved wife?
Korean: I do
Priest: And do you take this NEET who will sleep, cuddle, wash, hold, touch, fiddle, dirty, grope, and fap to you till he gets another dakimakura?
Fate: ………..
Priest: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss/lick/grope/french her while looking at the cameras as I walk away from embarrassment
Same here. I’m rolling in the floor now >:o happy new life!
next marry figure please
Me too. Can’t stop laughing. I dunno if they’re weird, hopeless romantic or no choice.
At least it’s not a poster.
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/12/27/marry-your-16-figures-%E2%80%93-engagement-rings-for-sale/
Please, let me be your Ring Bearer; so I can be first to lol.
we haven’t seen china, taiwan, or singapore yet
Church will banhammer those who will attempt to marry 2D girls/ladies
/Filipino otaku
Filipinos can’t afford to be otaku. They barely have money to buy food.
none in the philippines either 😛
won’t happen in singapore. Entry level otaku are already heavily shunned upon as much as a woman having power in muslim country.
Nobody mentions that Fate is a lesbian?
Hm, indeed. Surely this information would stop a guy that would MARRY A PILLOW!…
Then again, this guy doesn’t seem that old. Lack of girls in the school will do this to a kid you know… Too many nights spent making out with his pillow>>. (Even girls did that once, I know I did)
Aha! So she only got married out of duress.
sigh~ Koreans… ALWAYS copying Japan…
… You should feel disgraced for acting disgraced of being Korean.
I feel disgraced to be a korean…
Koreans can do it too!
@Anon 21:40
China’s too busy prepping for world domination. They’ve no time for such trivial engagements.
21:37 lolz, using weaboo as an insult in a post only weaboos visit.
psssttt… you’re one of those too.
And I thought China was next
You make it sound like you’re qualified to make that comment seeing how you’re a WEEABOO yourself.
im expecting someone marrying their known right hand.
Nah he`s trolling the media, probably got tons of chicks from this.
That guy must be so lonely that he went loopy.
i thought it was a teru teru also >_<
Man these articles never get old
So what!? I am married to myself because I am in love with myself. This is nothing.
I thought it was a teru teru bozu first…
lol. stupid ass.
I’m married to my bed and my best friend is my PC. Happy ending.
Wait mayor west from family guy married his right hand…?
Don’t mean to disrespect the bride but Fate looks like a ghost in that dress o.O
DS is better, as it is easier to carry around and hide. Carrying that pillow around is gonna get him killed.
Speaking of which, beating him to death or suffocating him in his sleep are both fine, but please, do it with a nanoha pillow.
ROFL
so which is better? a pillowcase or a nintendo DS?
I lol’d hard @anon 21:52
and the width of his asshole
anon@ 21:52
I envy the length of your penis.
can’t they just marry their own penis and assholes XD
Why are you expecting others to do it for you?
You could be a pioneer…