
A ranking of videogame monsters said to bear an uncanny resemblance to certain human anatomy has succeeded in impressing even 2ch’s warped denizens, who helpfully provide some of their own favourites in response.
The ranking:
5. Justice – Bayonetta

4. Earth Dragon – Chrono Cross

3. Spawner – Prey

2. Mara – Persona

1. Cloyster – Pokémon

2ch pitches in with its take on the subject:












@ pic 7, now what in the hell were the creators of that game thinking?! that does'nt even look like anything else but a penis! but maybe they meant for it to be that way :)
Needs more R-Type.
No Silent Hill monsters..?
Then again, more than half of them are based on
genitalia...
*looks at Silent Hill 3*
Ok, where the hell is the Rakk Hive from Borderlands? That thing should be called Vag Face. And that damn creature in the last 3 pics is horrific.
Wasn't number 2 already in Shin Megami Tensei 2 on the SNES?
Dammit I was expecting Khezu from Monster Hunter, since he's a literal dickhead
seriously, where's khezu?
No Cho Aniki?
where's sauron?
Mara-sama should be number 1..
I can't believe they didn't add Ragnarok Online's Hode [http://ratemyserver.net/index.php?page=mob_db&mob_id=1127]
Is this from Siren or something else?
It's from Siren 2 i forgot her human name though, she appears on Mamoru Itsuki's story as a boss.
Yes good one, that was very penis like, the hue of purple and pink was spot on. Heather messed up the big mouthed penis real good.
What the fuck is that walking head thing?
they forgot the penis monster from silent hill 3
Never though R-type would be on this list...
No malboro from ff7/8?! It was like hairy pussy :S
C'Thun from World of Warcraft is definitly missing there.
http://www.wowwiki.com/File:OldGods.png
sauron? lol
IT'S A WOMANCOCK!!
Where's the vagina-boss from Resident Evil 2?
Hey! Where's .hack//G.U. REDEMPTION's last enemy?
Yeah...I'm pretty sure at least half of these are less "Monsters Which Look Like Genitals" and closer to "Genitals In The Form Of Monsters"...
Also, creepy bird head girl freaked me the hell out...never been so glad I sleep with a bat and a 9mm.
cloyster...
i lol'd
How can anybody forget the Rakk Hive Boss from Borderlands? That's one I think would stand out at first sight.
Lavos, anyone?
http://shuu.exteen.com/images/Chrono/lavos.jpg
The Rakk Hive from borderlands.
http://i27.tinypic.com/9ztv07.jpg
wow... and dante's inferno is no where on this list.
i came across so many dicks and tits in that game it was silly
is not in there because the post is about mosnters "That look like" genitalia, in dante inferno IT IS actual genitalia your seeing so it dont apply, and yes there are a LOT of silent hill monster that apply
what about the rakk hive in borderlands??? its got a vagina for a head
gae bolg.
Looks like genitals? Alien!
the end boss of borderlands looks like a space vagina
Holy crap.... Cloyster has forever been sullied in my mind now... and jebus... those are some dodgy looking baddies haha.
Bayonetta! Justicia is indeed a freak :D
Dude what about the destroyer boss in borderlands or you know the rakk hive's mouth.
where the heck is Khezu from Monster Hunter? that one looks like a d*ck
MARA FTW
Hm? Nothing from Borderlands?
its not out in japan yet i believe
wow you stole this from 1up.com
Its not stolen it was on a japanese site which both Leon and Scott Sharkey have apparently stumbled on
Uh no, he took this from alfalfalfa (which he linked) which took it from Kotaku Japan.
In case you haven't noticed, every article on this site has references.
pic 005, what is that game from? I remember playing it on SNES but don't remember the name.
well, it's caption says its from "pokemon"
I think in Xenosaga got those kind of monster too ^^
ewww. those last 3 are from siren 2 right?! that game creeped me out.
i would have been very disappointed if Mara from SMT hadn't made the list.
I'll just leave this here
http://www.imagebam.com/image/84a77d70071248
Pic related.
source on 007, i think i remember playing this on some odd console in my dentists office
hahaha!!It reminds me of the spaceship in Alien and those weird monsters in Berserk manga.
the last one, what form of genital does it represent?
A woman's face.
A penis can go through the mouth, so it still counts.
Anything you can stick your penis in is a genital?
Yep. Vaginas, anuses, mouths, ears, hands, socks, exhaust pipes, some rocks. They're all genitals.
The last 3 The head of a woman cross between a Chick. I don't get it why it doesn't look like a sex object???
YOU'RE a woman crossed between a chick!...yeah!
Maybe it's like the slang "chickenhead"; a girl who likes to give head, eh?
YES. I was happy Mara was on there, but only because I used him like hell in Persona 4.
Too bad there wasn't a Yukiko-Chie-Rise-Naoto fivesome, huh???
even if it is so big it needs a wheelchair to carry it around, you shouldn't whip it out so much...
were is the khezu from the monster hunter games that thing is like the bigest joke of the game
hah
You can add Khezu to that list.
And it can "ejaculate", using its mouth. But dangerous
UGH. Don't forget that freaky cock-waving attack the red one does.
Do not want. </3
>.<
..."remember, its just a head with a long neck."
ditto here.
I figured Khezu was a shoe-in.
Was looking for Khezu from Monster Hunter to be on the list too.
Not a monster, but definitely with a suspicious shape: Orbital Frame COCKpits!!
Also Turn-A Gundam's COCKpit would work. And having a trap for pilot doesnt help much...
You sir win. +infinite to you for that ZOE reference. I thought it was only I who noticed.
They are in the crotch?Really?All the frames but Anubis are females though.
yup, all of them. Though it inludes LEVs (generic crap mecha in the series) like the Phantoma and the ice-mining mech.
For extra lulz, Leo Stenbuck in ZOE2 pilots a transforming VicViper from Gradius - it also has the biggest and longest cockpit in the series. I think Leo's compensating...
...
What the hell is that last one and where can I find it?
i hate the 2nd last pic, it gives me nightmare...
After viewing the last pic, the next time I see my aunt, I'll be able to say: "Hey. Your face looks like a vagina."
Dare he not...go fp better.
He wouldnt eve dare to call her a pussyfoot
Dare you???
Hyra911, are you Darkrockslizer's aunt?
Penis, Vagina, and Breasts... Why all of these monster designer seems to obsessed with human genitals?
the last one is from Forbidden Siren 2
the last one is cute...
Portable cocksucker :}.
LOL
looool
hurry up and get your eyes checked mate...
Knew it.
Goddamnit, I got over bringing my Japanese hatchet to bed and jumping over every bump in the night.
Those were the good days.
when i can find a image for your avatar?
004 is just a giant Penis... That all that could be. there is nothing that it could possible then a giant penis.
003 is a vagina out of a nightmare.
Mara has a partner in SMT games Arioch which IMO is much worse
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4893/ariochsmt.jpg
DAMN THOSE DESIGNS...
It's like a semi-artistic 10 yr old's wild imagination...
I COMPLETELY forgot about him.I'm surprised that Earth Dragon made it on.
my god! now that is just one hell of a big vagina!
I think Mara is actually the Buddhist[?] equivalent of the Christian devil… I'm too lazy to proactively use the internet to find out right now.
mara means dick in japanese.
wats the persona team up to?
That can only be a giant penis.
The devil screws people on a daily basis. What the hell do you think would be the right body part to represent him?
That can only be a giant penis...
Mara is the Pimpsona... Raises all female Social Links to BOWWOWCHIKAWOWWOW...
it's just the personification of sexual distractions. It's not considered evil or anything.
Actually, it wasn't so much they were running out of ideas. It was more along the lines of they were doing that on purpose. If I remember correctly, a lot of things in Persona stem from different aspects of religions and cultures.
Either developers are running out of ideas or just found a good way to express their humor.
Actually there are three aspects to Mara. Sex as indicated by it being a giant penis. Power, as indicated by the blades on its chariot, and wealth, as indicated by the golden chariot itself. It's considered the three temptations that keep people from achieving enlightenment, so it is evil in a sense.
Mara the spirit is most famous for trying to tempt Buddah with his own daughters.
they have teeth!
Prey had some of the most disturbing environments I've seen.