Top 10 Ways to Dress Badly & Lose Your Date
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Feb 26, 2010 13:29 JST
- Tags: Dating, Fashion, Hairstyles, Otaku, Rankings, Relationships
Japanese asked to rank the most off-putting deficiencies in grooming sure to send any date south provide a helpful list of which points of personal hygiene and fashion to take especial care of in encounters with the opposite sex.
1. There’s dandruff on their shoulders.
2. Their nails are dirty.
3. They’re treading on the heels of their shoes.
4. Their shirt collar is dirty.
5. Their shirt cuffs are dirty.
6. They have holes in their socks or stockings.
7. Their shirt or trousers are nothing but wrinkles.
8. Their clothes don’t fit the season.
9. Their clothes fit poorly.
10. The bottom of their shirt is poking out of their trousers/skirt.
Results for men and woman differed slightly, but both sexes agreed: dandruff and dirty nails are absolutely out of the question. Women also expressed a particular dislike for unbrushed bed-hair.
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11) They aren't wearing panties under their skirt.
Which would be fine until...
11.5) They aren't wearing panties and you see a pair of balls.
I'm guilty of 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 & 11.5
I'm sorry.
>11) They aren't wearing panties under their skirt.
>
>Which would be fine
So I take you enjoy the scent of rotten shrimp during dinner?
I don't know where you guys get the idea every vagoo smells like dead critters.
If it does, she isn't keeping herself clean, or there's a health issue. The problem isn't "vaginas smell awful and can stink up a room," it's "people who don't at least TRY to take care of themselves smell awful and can stink up a room". Sometimes it's unavoidable. Like camping and not having a means to bathe for a few days. Even dick can build up a funk, it's just what happens if you don't wash yourself.
So if the chick stinks, tell her to go clean herself. That's all there is to it.
My GF's smells like fresh baked cinnamon rolls...Yum.
Thats fucked up man, then you have to kill them.....
Boooooooo!!! 11.5!!! Booooooooo!!!
12) dressing like an otaku
like a k-on hawaiian shirt?
8. Their clothes don’t fit the season.
but sukumizu is any season :D
problem solved =D
I dont like that 11.5 of yours :3
I do.
im confused your calling everyone on sankaku a fat ugly nerd yet you were odiously on here and commented?
i´m hungry so
you are all big fat nerds that dosent have girlfriends haha...nerds ...
At first I wasn't sure if this would be useful to Sankaku readers since none of them date, but then I realized if any of them ever got out of their dorms/basements/away from their PCs they'd probably make all these errors. Though nerdy/fat chicks probably don't care either.
Anon, if you projected your anxieties any harder you'd turn into light.
@Anon don't worry we don't feel sorry for a troll with those problems
Just remember, the more you reply the more you feed the troll :P
Not everyone who comments on this site is a nerd. I was just looking for "stuff", then found this site. After I read some of the things posted, I laughed. So...I decided to start posting too. Although, after tonight, I'll probably forget about this site entirely.
That was actually funny.
i'm a fuckin dirty guy, and my girlfriend never said anything about it lol
Did you guys understand #3? Treading on heels...?
better than 6-way gang rape, that your mother gets
UUUUUUUUUUGGHHH
No idea what they're even trying to suggest with #3.
Rest is minor hygeine or fashion?
Seems pretty ridiculous. Let's face it, only looks that matter is if she's hot..
i think #3 means "don't drag your feet." you know, pick your foot completely off the floor when you walk so you don't hear a scuffling sound. unfortunately for me, i do this a lot.
3. They’re treading on the heels of their shoes.
Probably means that since you take your shoes off so much to go indoors in Japan, the person hasn't bothered/too lazy to pull the back of their shoe up over their heel and are walking around with the back of their shoe flopping around.
i can't imagine how people can run around like #3.. it's difficult and bad for the ankles.
i would think that stepping on the hem of your pants/skirt would be a greater atrocity.
That's exactly right. The translation made no sense at all, so I went to look at the Japanese. A lot of Japanese people step on the backs of their shoes instead of properly putting them on; that crushes the back and makes your shoe into some kind of half-assed sandal.
I was thinking that as well... kind of hard to walk around while *not* using your heels.. unless you tip-toe, which could be just as off-putting, depending on gender ;)
and fails if she has a tramp stamp.
"11) They aren't wearing panties under their skirt."
STFU.
Skirt + nopan = win
That was for the males . . .
Onee-sama why are you wearing those disgusting things under your skirt?
11.5 Is only acceptable...if Hideyoshi is involved.
or Jun.
or any human member of Kingdom Hearts. Except for Lexaeus, and maybe Xaldin. Xigbar maybe.
Yes I went there. *huggles heartless plushie*
or me..
or Len
or Mariya
or Peppo
11.5 sounds like a plus idk what you're talking about
So, basically: dress like a beggar.
all of them are true and sad at the same time
I have this really bad habit of biting/nibbling my nails. I know it's gross and whatever, but I just can't help it.
Well, at least I don't have to worry about showing dirty nails in public...
That's disgusting and annoying so don't think you are any better.
#10 is wrong. Tucking your shirt will only look good if you have flat abs. Otherwise, untucked shirt is mandatory.
I find #10 weird.....since it's the female friends that ask me to pull them out instead of tucked in.......
if tucking it in makes you look like a flabby businessman (or like you're wearing pants over a hakama), then you should pull it out.
if you're going to more cosmopolitan / formal venues or places, tuck in.
and if you're gonna tuck it in, please use a decent belt (if you need one) and keep your pants at waist level. any higher and you really will start looking like a flabby businessman.