
Misaka Mikoto has been spotted offering delivery health services for the princely sum of ¥15,000 for an hour’s medically dubious therapy. Discounts are available for longer sessions or the “3P course.”
The services as offered by “Ikenai Joshikousei,” “Forbidden High Schoolgirls”:

Just how much the 20-year-old E-cup resembles her namesake is perhaps open to question…
Misaka’s hobbies include games, her “charm point” is reportedly her charming smile, and she is apparently still learning “special play.”
She rather optimistically claims to have experience of but 3 people, perhaps explaining why she has so few usage options available, barely extending to cosplay.
She reports the object of her desires to be “a printer.”










A complicated system of options and additional fees allows the experience to be customised to include the creepy staples of Japanese oyaji fetish sex, such as used pantsu and various articles of schoolgirl fashion.
The undiscerning man who wishes to do what Kuroko can only dream of need only present the requisite funds, and perhaps a printer, in order to lure her to his residence.
Definitely not Biribiri.
145cm
damnnn
Yeah thats very short.
I work at a printing company - she desires me?
Meh, even the anime Mikoto isn't worth $150 an hour.
BLASPHEMY!
If I wasn't Christian, and it somehow wasn't paid and wrong and still cost money then I'd give up one hundred and fifty dollars for that experience... if it was full!
I do not approve of this
Fuck no.
Maybe it's a shemale .......
Misaka's chest is too big in the first pic.
So can gaijins take her or the others services too, or is this nipponese only like I guess?
What about japanese-language-capable gaijins?
Name coincidence?
Not even for 1500 yen.
disgrace. D:
Dudee she looks scary. What a turn off and and insult to the name Misaka Mikoto.
Thats way too Expensive, only the real anime Mikoto is worth it....
And when you found a real Misaka Mikoto look-alike? What then?
LOLZ! That was better than that Suzumiya Haruhi idea!
Misaka who?
Misaka Mikoto dude! if ya don't know her that you ain't "one of us"....
it means your not a virgin, unlike us
That Merusen Aki drawing seems to give biribiri there a lot larger breasts than she actually has..
She does'nt look like misaka mikoto, not even her uniform. What a waste of money, she could give me a shock therapy when I'm dying laughing hehehehahahaha
......who should I write the check to?
Full service or just a cosplay date?
"This doesn't look like me." says Misaka shaking her head in shame.
How much is the fee to toss a coin at the speed of Mach 2?
I don't know who is more hopeless... her, or the men gonna buy into this, heh
That Misaka is a lie.
not biribiri enough to be a misaka
She doesn't even do electric torture :(
LOLZ That's what the fans are searching for! The electric torture S&M style!
What if the flowers are removed and you get Akasan's eyes? fgsfdgsdfsdfs
Wait what??? No mention of 3D PIG DISGUSTING???
Goddamn she is ugly, you can just tell.
The teeth give it away.
She looks like she's in her thirties... :P
Argh... just showing her mouth looks really scary
I don't get the printer thing.
The printer is obviously used for her evil plot of copying herself and flooding Japan with more of her........*shudder*
This looks legit.
Crazy Japanese... Hahaha. She seems to lack the charm Biribiri has, though.
"cosplay" fails
I sense a trademark infringement and C&D coming.
Names and surnames can not be copyrighted. No Cease and Desist for this Misaka...
Have you considered that Misaka Mikoto might be her real name?! Or that she's never heard of the character? Sheesh.
I'm sure it's Japanese law that anyone named Misaka Mikoto must be at least able to visibly produce electricity from their body.
This is no Misaka. This is Heresy!!
she don't look 20. more like a milf eww
Sorry, but I prefer Misaka DFC version...
We've been tricked!
This is no 2D Misaka. This is Sparta!!
*Kicks the 3D pig into a bottomless pit*
She bamboozled us!
I say she deserves a railgun right between those e-cup tits of hers.
Not so fast Ero!
Lets stick this out and see where it goes
It's Trap!!! I see black vans outside :O
FALSE MISAKA HAS LEFT ME IN DISPAIR!!!
Oh my god... So much money for one hour with a lack of experience?
Object of her desires: “printer”
Surely she (or Artefact) had accidentally left out the word “money” in front of the word printer.
I'm surprised at the lack of
"I'd empty my cardridge on her if you know what I mean" or similar.
The site is improving!
Anyone who actually has gone to japan and tried to/entered a soap house or the like is welcomed by terrified looks and "bouncers" (5 ft asian guy isn't going to stop anything, lol...) telling you to leave if they don't have a "No Gaijin!" sign.
They can be funny/weird though. Mizui Maki was at one when she was still making those U-15 movies where she pretended she wasn't 18++++
Then again I only tried 4 places before I gave up on that "idea" heh..
Careful... If she lacks experience, never request a blowjob from her...
i like virgin girl but i bet she lost it right after she post it on the net...
her mouth looks... aaaaaaahhhhhhh.
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she is fugly
Her mouth looks like... Busu-Kawaii???? o.O
those are even less important that her mouth, LOOK at that duck mouth in some of the pics, fucking scares the hell out of me...
I'd hit her too....
with a ball peen hammer. Many, many times..... until she stops twitching.
Oh and.... BIRIBIRI IS NOT AN E-CUP, SHE IS A DFC! >_<
(Relax, relax.... deep breaths...)
This a Fail. It can be fixed, but it's an overwhelming Fail.
I'd still hit her. with a bag over her head.
the censors cover her eyes, they should cover her mouth. any illusion of being a school girl was torn instantly.
Yeah, I noticed they found a big picture of her anyways.
lol wow the first time i WANTED censors for soemthing.
she does seem a bit fugly
Such girls are born not being virgin.
lol So true
So frickin' true.
so true ;]
I would just give her the damn printer rather than making her sell her body for it.
Damn that's a bad economy we're having.
The first thing that came to mind when I read "Misaka Mikoto" and "health" was that otaku doctors might have named a defibrillator after Biribiri. I am disappointed once again. I really need to stop letting my imagination wander off.
Haha, picture an otaku really doing that: "Hi all, this is my new waifu biribiri the defibrillator.. and now I'm going to do very dirty things with her *zap* *zap* *zap*"
E-Cup????
You lie! Unhook it and show us!
This Misaka imoto came out rather defective.
Now if it was biribiri then maybe but...
i was lured in by misaka i swear all we can ask is if only ^^
looks fugly
Wtf, my C-cups are bigger than her E-cups.
Japanese bra sizes are measured differently and they also lack double letter sizes EX. DD AA. I don't remember specifically the difference in how they measure, but it has something to do with the underbust. So generally a japanese bra size is 1-2 sizes smaller in western bra sizes EX. a japanese F is like a DD in western bra sizes. Also, people in her profession often state they are a size larger than they are for obvious reasons of looking better on paper. おっぱい lover ー ASADA
@Anon 03:02
It's the sad result of "grade inflation".
This court will only accept physical evidence.
That's pretty much what I was thinking. She has B-cups.
Forget the "I'm pretending to be a schoolgirl" bullshit -- I'd do her straight up.
I didn't know that the gymnasium horses could disassemble like that. I suppose it makes sense, as you can make them shorter for younger kids.
cant really see her face but she looks butters
she wants to be a printer! what a coincidence i wanna be a keyboard
♥ Misaka - 2d best
How can a guy do what Kuroko can only dream of? Kuroko dreams of *lesbian* sex with Mikoto. All the rest of the guys around dream of *very very very very enjoyable* sex with MISAKA #10032.
I'll still go for Last Order....
Misaka-chan!
im a guy but im lesbian, Kuroko-imouto-samaaaaaaa!!!!!
nonsense, if that were true Kuroko-sama would be all over that shit
more like Mikasa Mitoko
i lol'd
KERORO ON THE BLACKBOARD!
Judgement de arimasu!
so nasty