Bizarre Japanese Vending Machine Gallery

wow there got a vending machine for everything

Weird and amusing at the same time..

I wonder why we still don't got that many vending machines over here besides in schools...

I'm surprised they don't have a Bath Set vending machine in there somewhere...

Although, maybe it is there in the pictures, and I just can't tell.

Either way, nice.

Vending machine cosplay was fantastic.

A loli-vending machine would be epic win xD Me want! (*^_^*)

Japan.

where is the one that sell pantsu?

Is that a guy in the "Sprite on Fire" machine? What a terrible job.
That Sony VM's found its way to the States as well. I've only seen one though, at a mall.

Didn't America used to do this with as much of a variety of products back in the 50s? I remember seeing it in old shows. Sad that the trendy machines disappeared.

wheres the panty machine or did i miss it lolzzz

im acctually surprised the sony vending machine didnt get broken into or even vandlized unlike in western countries

Like to try a Sprite on Fire (in diet)

The strangest one is the eighth one - selling booklets (maybe the answers?) for the operator's licence test. How much use can there be for such a machine? Especially considering how it does not look to be in a large city.

The future is grim my friends...

Love/Hate the vending machines in Tokyo. You'll go broke buying cool drinks out of them in the summer.

Wow. PornShack(TM)!

I'd love some of those advertising posters for my room.

Younger sister comes in my room, looks around. "What's a 'Tenga'?"

Me: "I'm not tellin'."

Sis: "I can just look it up on the Internet."

Me: "I don't think you should do that."

Sis: "Try and stop me!" *runs off*... a minute later, she runs back.

Sis: "Ewwwwww!!! That's gross!!! Big brother, you're mean!!"

To get revenge, she'd buy one on a disposable credit card, then present it to me with a condition/dare:

Sis: "I got you a present, but I won't give it to you unless you show me how to use it."

Me: "Okay. What is it?" *opens it up*

Sis: "Ha-ha! You should already know how to use that, 'cause you'll never get a real girl!"

Me: "Maybe it's _BETTER_ than a real girl."

Sis: "How would YOU know?"

Me: "You're right. I don't. So tell you what... I'll take your dare and make a dare of my own. I'll show you how to use this, if you'll show me how much better a real girl is."

Sis: "You wouldn't!"

Me: "I would."

Sis: "Prove it."

Me: "Step inside and close the door."

... twenty minutes later ...

Mom: "Marrrrk! Cinnnndyyyyy! Lunnnnchhhh! ... Where are you? What's that thumping upstairs?" *walks up stairs, opens bedroom door*

Mom: "Shriieeeeeeeekkkkk!" *faints*

Me: "Damn, she's loud." *dis-engages, both walk over to mother lying on the floor*

Sis: "Huh. She's not bleeding." *checks carefully for skull dents, etc.* "What now?"

Me: "Well, she looks like she's out for the count. Let's close the door and finish what we were doing."

Sis: *Giggles* "No. Leave the door open. And, let's do it on the floor. Right next to her. When she finally wakes up, we'll deny everything."

I can't help wondering how that can vending machine works.

Does the whole side lift up? And if so how do they get to move? You can't open the doors very well wile it's still in there, so is it on a conveyor belt of some sort that dumps it unceremoniously on the ground I suppose?

I have a newfound respect for vending machines.

I can understand why they had to put an adult goods vending machine in the middle of nowhere, but some of these machines really look as though someone just put them there at random, like that natto one by the roadside.

As for the vending machine in the train, the Japanese must be a species of civic-minded people who don't litter the empty cans on the train after drinking. Even with a trashbin next to it, I know the locals will just litter in the train. That's why food and drinks are banned in the local train service.

Snake could learn a thing of two from 48, 49 =)

The most unique vending machine I saw in Japan was the one selling flowers, fresh flowers

Hey, Artafact show them the Porn Vending machines?

I've actually seen the Sony vending machine in an airport in Az and Cali.

Sprite on fire, lol.
Ps I count two traps.

Oooo toasty on last youtube vid there, though i hate it when people put the thing right on the face of the cam.

No more "Used Schoolgirl Panties" ones? I'd heard they'd ended those, but I thought it was a passing thing.

More work of the "Modern Women who seek to destroy men" I suppose...

what the fuck is a lady bird?

I stayed at a capsule hotel that had a vending machine with businessmen clothes in it (eg pair of socks, tie) for guys who might need a change of clothes after staying overnight.

I'm still waiting on the giant vending machine that sells regular sized vending machines that sell small vending machines that sell toy vending machines that dispense vending machine shaped candy.

what about an ona-hole vending machine
"please insert peni.... I mean payment here"

Could anyone post more info about the Sony vending machine?

I have never seen one in my life and am curious about what's being sold.

superior vending machine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woBR6pkWM5s

This is insane.

So, that gallery has a vending machine with a "random slot", where you don't know what you're going to buy. It's not a new idea, but it's a forever winning concept. A student union I'm part of have a couple of can/bottle vending machines, and have had a random slot, for more than ten years. \o/

that coke machine looks like something Shizuo Heiwajima threw around :X

No wonder there's an employment problem in Japan... Vending machines are used in place of stores (that employ cashiers).

Vendformers, Vending Machines in disguise..

Oh God the Coke Machine Robot Suit.

Sure, it dispense delicious soft drinks now, but eventually...
Eventually, blood will be shed. BLOOD AND TEARS.
My GOD.

if you use coins to buy that car you're fucked

Japan wins

An even more deadly combination would be if 95% of the vending machines would sell alcohol, tobacco, drugs and firearms.

I saw a Cheese & Ham Toastie Vending Machine in a Shopping Centre near me (Sutton U.K.).

I should have figured the Japanese had something to do with it's creation.

Fishing lures?

Next to that the Sony ones don't seem so odd.

Those adult ones are really strange to me. Large metal storage shed. You gone in there and fuck around and get raped in the ass.....

Not so amazing, there are all different sorts of vending machines in the USA too, but just aren't as common as japan. I've had a cooked pizza and cooked hotdog out of a vending machine in the USA.

Most interesting vending machine I came across in Japan was a machine that was selling 2L cartons of milk. I also like how many of the machines in japan play a "slots" game when you buy a drink, and if it matches the numbers then you get a free drink.

Best vending machines in Japan are the beer vending machines though.

I've seen several of the Sony machines here in the states. All of them are located in places where security is mere footsteps away.

Still rather amusing to see such high-priced shit in vending machines.

Wow a Ramen bending Machine!! I want to see one of those :D

that women dressed up as a vending machine, I wonder where you insert the coins ;P

"It's warm from my body heat, meow~"

This list fails, because it needs a vending machine that can vend, other vending machines.

I went on a fishing trip to Toledo Bend (LA side) many years ago, i remember seeing a live bait machine. Crickets and worms do have a fairly long shelf life, but they can't be too lively after being in a vending machine as opposed to the bait shop. However, with the advent of vendors that take credit/debit cards, a machine that hands out Rat L Traps, Strike King buzzers and Culprits might do pretty good. You'd prbly have to install some sort of climate control stop the soft plastic baits from melting, though.

Very interesting...

The Smart Car vending machine doesn't really offer a direct sale, but functions as a cleverly thought promotional stunt. Looks like a giant microwave oven though...