Lolicon mascot Pedobear (or Kuma in his original 2ch incarnation) has been dubbed the 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot by one factually challenged newspaper.
The Polish rag apparently swiped the first image displayed on Google Image Search to illustrate its article, little realising that Pedobear had seamlessly infiltrated himself into the picture, looking practically normal amongst the freakish trio of genuine mascots.
At least they weren’t writing about iconic Canadian landmarks.












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そんな餌で俺様が釣られクマ――
These things ... Only in Poland...
Oh God... Where do I live =,=''' There's everywhere pedo's 8DDD
LOL
Win for Pedobear.
its most shitty newspaper in poland...
I live in Vancouver. Watch me wear a full body pedobear costume at the 2010 olympics ;D
Cmon Make it
then wen my family s watching TV I can say to my ounts parents...n the rest of the family
Ohh look there! Iknow this Perverted guy with the Kuma costume?
I LOL'd.
Lazy, incompetent, Internet-era non-research by media writers.
Or, lazy, incompetent, Internet-era editors/bosses ("We don't have time! Gimme copy* in five minutes or you're fired!").
*Or whatever the appropriate electronic-media-age phrase for that is. "Email me that", perhaps?
I have to see that hairy thing and the ferret thing everyday at work on our watches, blah.
epic win and fail at the same time.... oh my
I am volunteering for the vancouver olympics---fo sho!
This is so made of win!
I love Canada so much
Not a trio! You're forgetting MukMuk!!!
Mukmuk!!!!
Watch out, he's looking for 13yo petite DFC gymnasts..
In Pedobear, we trust.
'In Pedobear, we trust.'
Sounds like Islam
Pedophilia is still social stigma AND a crime, you idiot. I'm sick of Americans and Europeans having skewered view of legal justice.
Yes, but the Candians are happy to have a Pedobear Maschot.
U tak us too serious my man...
Chill out already.
:-)
This story made the local news radio station in Vancouver, including referring to Pedobear by name. The guy who did it was apparently a Vancouver resident who was about as impressed by the mutant Pokemon mascots as everyone else when they were revealed, and so slipped Pedobear in as a joke.
http://mbarrick.livejournal.com/899133.html
Here's the sauce, and it keeps going.. a Dutch TV guide and a German newspaper have now failed their journalistic integrity rolls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Question:
What's the best way to find out what is going on in your country?
Answer:
Go to http://www.sankakucomplex.com
Poland - Life's Good.
P.S.:
About the Kuma: It's just too f**king good to be true!
;-D
Another Vancouverite here. In between wishing for rain and a swift end to all this, this made me giggle hysterically. I suppose finding Pedobear here was a natural. He'll probably be hanging out at the figure skating events consoling the losers.
lets enjoy the "Lolimpic-games"
lol wycinek z gazety w moim ojczystym języku lol
Omfg ==' typical for my hopeless country _-_
Hah I cant imagine what happens if the mascots appear in their costumes and Pedobear is one of them... I think the crowd will become even livelier than before
Poland cannot into space.
Cannot WHAT into space you illiterate?
Этого можно ожидать от поляков.
All Hail Pedobear!
I am pedo so I am. Vencouver approves.
Hooray for Kuma!!!
OMG IT'S A HINT!
Pedo Games
Just imagine the events...
Loli satching
CP marathon
JailBait charming
That's a Olympiad where I would love to participate...
I congratulate Pedobear for making it this far.
It just the beginning... wait until it gets a bit more famous and China would do what it always does and make it's own pirated version of Pedobear and then we all shall embrace the Pedobear genesis.
Lack of journalistic practice @ its LULZiest. This is awesome on so many levels. On that note, mARBLECAEK anyone? XD
careful the RCMP don't hear about it, they might taser more polaks to death at the airport in response.
At least we know the Mounties aren't lolicons.... they *always* get their man!
I'm so going to Vancouver now!
Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.
LOL, soooo shopped XDD
I come from Poland ^^
What is Pedo doing here ?xD
All hail Poland!!! And Pedo of course :3
retarded people nowadays are just retarded seriously whats in ur head? shit yeah i know its full of shit. i mean pedo bear come on kiddies will shit their pants if they see a bear trying to rape them. fuck off and go kill urself. you would do me a favour
Retarded jurnalist. We have them so many. You even cant imagine so many we have.
And they are more retarded than you can expected from retarded press member.
Seriusly.
Silly polandball.....
Google is not your friend in this case.
hahaha nice ;D
i`m from Poland ;)
MAH TOO!
A jak popiję to nawet się Wałęsa(m)
I hate the olympics so much :( ....
Getting around is a bitch now because of all the lane closures, and line ups at sky trains....and it hasnt even started yet!
polak potrafi