Lolicon mascot Pedobear (or Kuma in his original 2ch incarnation) has been dubbed the 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot by one factually challenged newspaper.
The Polish rag apparently swiped the first image displayed on Google Image Search to illustrate its article, little realising that Pedobear had seamlessly infiltrated himself into the picture, looking practically normal amongst the freakish trio of genuine mascots.
At least they weren’t writing about iconic Canadian landmarks.
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Pedobear FTW!
そんな餌で俺様が釣られクマ――
These things ... Only in Poland...
Oh God... Where do I live =,=''' There's everywhere pedo's 8DDD
LOL
Win for Pedobear.
its most shitty newspaper in poland...
I live in Vancouver. Watch me wear a full body pedobear costume at the 2010 olympics ;D
Cmon Make it
then wen my family s watching TV I can say to my ounts parents...n the rest of the family
Ohh look there! Iknow this Perverted guy with the Kuma costume?
I LOL'd.
Lazy, incompetent, Internet-era non-research by media writers.
Or, lazy, incompetent, Internet-era editors/bosses ("We don't have time! Gimme copy* in five minutes or you're fired!").
*Or whatever the appropriate electronic-media-age phrase for that is. "Email me that", perhaps?
I have to see that hairy thing and the ferret thing everyday at work on our watches, blah.
epic win and fail at the same time.... oh my
I am volunteering for the vancouver olympics---fo sho!
This is so made of win!
I love Canada so much
Not a trio! You're forgetting MukMuk!!!
Mukmuk!!!!
Watch out, he's looking for 13yo petite DFC gymnasts..
In Pedobear, we trust.
'In Pedobear, we trust.'
Sounds like Islam
Pedophilia is still social stigma AND a crime, you idiot. I'm sick of Americans and Europeans having skewered view of legal justice.
Yes, but the Candians are happy to have a Pedobear Maschot.
U tak us too serious my man...
Chill out already.
:-)
This story made the local news radio station in Vancouver, including referring to Pedobear by name. The guy who did it was apparently a Vancouver resident who was about as impressed by the mutant Pokemon mascots as everyone else when they were revealed, and so slipped Pedobear in as a joke.
http://mbarrick.livejournal.com/899133.html
Here's the sauce, and it keeps going.. a Dutch TV guide and a German newspaper have now failed their journalistic integrity rolls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Question:
What's the best way to find out what is going on in your country?
Answer:
Go to http://www.sankakucomplex.com
Poland - Life's Good.
P.S.:
About the Kuma: It's just too f**king good to be true!
;-D
Another Vancouverite here. In between wishing for rain and a swift end to all this, this made me giggle hysterically. I suppose finding Pedobear here was a natural. He'll probably be hanging out at the figure skating events consoling the losers.
lets enjoy the "Lolimpic-games"
lol wycinek z gazety w moim ojczystym języku lol
Omfg ==' typical for my hopeless country _-_
Hah I cant imagine what happens if the mascots appear in their costumes and Pedobear is one of them... I think the crowd will become even livelier than before
Poland cannot into space.
Cannot WHAT into space you illiterate?
Этого можно ожидать от поляков.
All Hail Pedobear!
I am pedo so I am. Vencouver approves.
Hooray for Kuma!!!
OMG IT'S A HINT!
Pedo Games
Just imagine the events...
Loli satching
CP marathon
JailBait charming
That's a Olympiad where I would love to participate...
I congratulate Pedobear for making it this far.
It just the beginning... wait until it gets a bit more famous and China would do what it always does and make it's own pirated version of Pedobear and then we all shall embrace the Pedobear genesis.
Lack of journalistic practice @ its LULZiest. This is awesome on so many levels. On that note, mARBLECAEK anyone? XD
careful the RCMP don't hear about it, they might taser more polaks to death at the airport in response.
At least we know the Mounties aren't lolicons.... they *always* get their man!
I'm so going to Vancouver now!
Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.
LOL, soooo shopped XDD
I come from Poland ^^
What is Pedo doing here ?xD
All hail Poland!!! And Pedo of course :3
retarded people nowadays are just retarded seriously whats in ur head? shit yeah i know its full of shit. i mean pedo bear come on kiddies will shit their pants if they see a bear trying to rape them. fuck off and go kill urself. you would do me a favour
Retarded jurnalist. We have them so many. You even cant imagine so many we have.
And they are more retarded than you can expected from retarded press member.
Seriusly.
Silly polandball.....
Google is not your friend in this case.
hahaha nice ;D
i`m from Poland ;)
MAH TOO!
A jak popiję to nawet się Wałęsa(m)
I hate the olympics so much :( ....
Getting around is a bitch now because of all the lane closures, and line ups at sky trains....and it hasnt even started yet!
polak potrafi
Oh this is fucking spectacular, this was had me laughing for some time.
Wow!
I was the same way.
Vanille and Fang die at the end.
By the way this site has really gone to shit.
You are now suddenly interested in the Olympic Games.
yea, hail poland x) seen it live, though it only shows how unpopular this environment is here~
that's quite wrong. look at the amount of posts in topics like "itt - poland". i have seen signatures and t-shirts with "i am a pedobear" a few times now. as for me i'm actually angry that the environment is TOO popular.
o rly? never noticed ;p guess I'll have to wait till summer to check out those pedobear t-shirts. whatever, I meant that even if sth like this is published or sb has such a t-shirt, almost anyone knows its origins. the truth is otherwise it would be prohibited in some way I guess..
Spierdalaj!
A butthurt Polefag? o_0
A raging Polish idiot indeed. And to think that I share my country with such people. =.= A few morons like this and you'll never be able to convince other people that not all Poles are like that. D:
Words cannot fathom the wrongness of that double entendre.
I jak wrócisz to nie zapomnij nauczyć się kilku innych pozdrowień po polsku:).
spierdalaj i kurwa, dwa najpopularniejsze słowa poza granicami polski ... chociaż w polsce też dość popularne są
Zawsze musi ktoś "zaprezentować" w takim stylu polską kulturę. A potem się dziwą, że nas zza granicy chcą wywalić XD
Siema Sarissofoi, tu SASUKE666, szkoda tylko, że trafiają się takie kwiatki jak ten Anonimowy spierdalator
I'd personally roadtrip to Canada if the Olympics now supported Pedobear and his crusade to go after young kids.
Just to say that I was there when the crusade became official. After all, what could be a more defining moment than the worldwide broadcast of the Olympics? More so when they end up supporting such a crusade, on purpose or not? XD
I live in Vancouver and I approve of this.
HOORAY FOR THE 2010 OLYMPICS!! I'm feelin' good now
I work for VANOC and I certainly approve of this.
Hey man
I live in Vancouver too!
hcl0991li(at)hotmail.com
Would you please add this msn?
So do I. Maybe we should like, all dress up as Pedobear and have a gathering.
For the lolis!!
Maybe we can, like, swipe ourselves some lolis from around the world while we're at it.
Yes. The Olympics. Where the lolis gather.
remember, litte brown girls are the best!
"Why don't you take a seat over there?"
so now "loli loving" is an official olimpic event? among others events like "loli luring " and " getting away from cops "
I don't mean to nitpick but, aren't you breaking the law several times over by virtue of browsing this website? This isn't mentioning your icon, either.
And I thought it was best to live in Japan... Guess Vancouver takes the cake
i am volunteering for 2010 and I approve of this. XD
So do I
*thumbs up*
Holy Shit!
I stand in awe of Vancouver's massive set of balls now.
Anyone mind thinking up a good paraphilia tag for the Sasquatch? XD
Pedofoot?
good times to live Vancouver.
wow... didnt know sancom had so many of my comrades.... if they really had pedobear, i will actually support the vancouver olys. lul... just today there was talk in school about a huge protest coming friday or sat
shota or mamacon something...what the hell is it anyways...? Probably wouldn't be as interesting to see it get stalked and taken away by old women...
And what's the little fifth one?
lol i don't blame the editor for this. Any of those three official mascots can pass off as another weird internet meme.
I stand in awe of how massively someone screwed up. Ah well, PEDOBEAR BANZAI~!!!! Vancouver BANZAI~!!!
Pedo is everywhere!
If Pedobear did actually make it as a 2010 Olympics mascot... Dear God... think of the lulz.
Pedo is in your closet. ^^
Pedo is in your heart.
Pedo is everywhere
Pedo does not forget
believe in pedo who believes in you.
Yes you are! You Loli-Pedo-Fiend....
I am Pedo?
Pedo do not forgive.
Pedo is for loli
Pedo is against no one
Pedo is youth
Pedo has no age
Pedo sees loli
Pedo stands for loli
Pedo is the past
Pedo is the future....
Pedro!
believe in pedo who believes in loli
Poles Enter Deep Orifices (PEDO)
I am the pedo of my time.
Your heart is in Pedo.
You are pedo
PEDO IS LEGION!
We are Pedo!
I am Pedo!!!
Heart your pedo is in.
no, in your little sister's one :P
Pedobear supports the Olympics because of China.
China has the best 5 year old sluts.
No, fatimmortal.... a lot of the Chinese sluts only *look* like 5 year olds.
Pedobear FTW !!!!!!!!!!!