Lolicon mascot Pedobear (or Kuma in his original 2ch incarnation) has been dubbed the 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascot by one factually challenged newspaper.
The Polish rag apparently swiped the first image displayed on Google Image Search to illustrate its article, little realising that Pedobear had seamlessly infiltrated himself into the picture, looking practically normal amongst the freakish trio of genuine mascots.
At least they weren’t writing about iconic Canadian landmarks.
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I live in Vancouver and I approve of this.
So do I
*thumbs up*
Holy Shit!
I stand in awe of Vancouver's massive set of balls now.
lol i don't blame the editor for this. Any of those three official mascots can pass off as another weird internet meme.
I stand in awe of how massively someone screwed up. Ah well, PEDOBEAR BANZAI~!!!! Vancouver BANZAI~!!!
good times to live Vancouver.
Anyone mind thinking up a good paraphilia tag for the Sasquatch? XD
Pedofoot?
And what's the little fifth one?
shota or mamacon something...what the hell is it anyways...? Probably wouldn't be as interesting to see it get stalked and taken away by old women...
wow... didnt know sancom had so many of my comrades.... if they really had pedobear, i will actually support the vancouver olys. lul... just today there was talk in school about a huge protest coming friday or sat
i am volunteering for 2010 and I approve of this. XD
HOORAY FOR THE 2010 OLYMPICS!! I'm feelin' good now
So do I. Maybe we should like, all dress up as Pedobear and have a gathering.
For the lolis!!
Maybe we can, like, swipe ourselves some lolis from around the world while we're at it.
Yes. The Olympics. Where the lolis gather.
"Why don't you take a seat over there?"
remember, litte brown girls are the best!
Hey man
I live in Vancouver too!
hcl0991li(at)hotmail.com
Would you please add this msn?
I work for VANOC and I certainly approve of this.
I don't mean to nitpick but, aren't you breaking the law several times over by virtue of browsing this website? This isn't mentioning your icon, either.
And I thought it was best to live in Japan... Guess Vancouver takes the cake
so now "loli loving" is an official olimpic event? among others events like "loli luring " and " getting away from cops "
Pedo is everywhere!
Pedobear supports the Olympics because of China.
China has the best 5 year old sluts.
No, fatimmortal.... a lot of the Chinese sluts only *look* like 5 year olds.
Pedobear FTW !!!!!!!!!!!
Pedo is in your closet. ^^
no, in your little sister's one :P
Pedo is in your heart.
Your heart is in Pedo.
You are pedo
Heart your pedo is in.
I am Pedo!!!
We are Pedo!
PEDO IS LEGION!
Pedo do not forgive.
Pedo does not forget
Pedo is everywhere
I am Pedo?
Yes you are! You Loli-Pedo-Fiend....
believe in pedo who believes in you.
believe in pedo who believes in loli
Poles Enter Deep Orifices (PEDO)
I am the pedo of my time.
Pedro!
Pedo is for loli
Pedo is against no one
Pedo is youth
Pedo has no age
Pedo sees loli
Pedo stands for loli
Pedo is the past
Pedo is the future....
If Pedobear did actually make it as a 2010 Olympics mascot... Dear God... think of the lulz.
The conquest for world domination has begun! Comrades follow our great leader Pedobear-sama!!
BANZAI!! \(^_^)/
:P
ALL HAIL BRITAN... oh wait
All hail Pedotannia!!
Pedobear-dono!!
Is pedobear-sama!
I'd personally roadtrip to Canada if the Olympics now supported Pedobear and his crusade to go after young kids.
Just to say that I was there when the crusade became official. After all, what could be a more defining moment than the worldwide broadcast of the Olympics? More so when they end up supporting such a crusade, on purpose or not? XD
yea, hail poland x) seen it live, though it only shows how unpopular this environment is here~
that's quite wrong. look at the amount of posts in topics like "itt - poland". i have seen signatures and t-shirts with "i am a pedobear" a few times now. as for me i'm actually angry that the environment is TOO popular.
o rly? never noticed ;p guess I'll have to wait till summer to check out those pedobear t-shirts. whatever, I meant that even if sth like this is published or sb has such a t-shirt, almost anyone knows its origins. the truth is otherwise it would be prohibited in some way I guess..
Spierdalaj!
I jak wrócisz to nie zapomnij nauczyć się kilku innych pozdrowień po polsku:).
spierdalaj i kurwa, dwa najpopularniejsze słowa poza granicami polski ... chociaż w polsce też dość popularne są
Siema Sarissofoi, tu SASUKE666, szkoda tylko, że trafiają się takie kwiatki jak ten Anonimowy spierdalator
Zawsze musi ktoś "zaprezentować" w takim stylu polską kulturę. A potem się dziwą, że nas zza granicy chcą wywalić XD
A butthurt Polefag? o_0
Words cannot fathom the wrongness of that double entendre.
A raging Polish idiot indeed. And to think that I share my country with such people. =.= A few morons like this and you'll never be able to convince other people that not all Poles are like that. D:
polak potrafi
Oh this is fucking spectacular, this was had me laughing for some time.
Wow!
I was the same way.
Vanille and Fang die at the end.
By the way this site has really gone to shit.
You are now suddenly interested in the Olympic Games.
i live just south of Ontario... age of consent is 14... just sayin...
If they have hair down there, too old for Pedobear.
Pigtails!
Get there before the hair does, I always say XD
Careful, I'm pretty sure the law is 14 within 5 years, 16 is fair game.
16. It was changed in 2008.
Now, how did that saying go?
"Once it hits 12, it's Lunchtime"?
Just south of Ontario is either New York, Michigan or Ohio. I don't think any of those places use pedobear...
Poland I live here...
me too :)
It's the first time i`m proud of my country
All I can say about the actual mascots...
Bad idea letting artists from a province where weed and shrooms grow on the side of the road make your official mascots.
Honestly WTF?
I live in Poland, I saw that yesterday i lol so hard that my jaw hurts. I must say tahat Pedobear is in Poland a hero of many colleg studens, you can see Pedober sticker in many places, and its normal for partys to have someon shouting "Run for your poopers". I love this country t makes me lol in many many sytuations!
Wow! So this Olympics event is open to every one. I wonder what the 'games' will be for this one.
I foresee the Loli Two-Step Relay being possible....
I'm so going to Vancouver now!
Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.
LOL, soooo shopped XDD
I come from Poland ^^
What is Pedo doing here ?xD
All hail Poland!!! And Pedo of course :3
careful the RCMP don't hear about it, they might taser more polaks to death at the airport in response.
At least we know the Mounties aren't lolicons.... they *always* get their man!
Lack of journalistic practice @ its LULZiest. This is awesome on so many levels. On that note, mARBLECAEK anyone? XD
OMG IT'S A HINT!
Pedo Games
Just imagine the events...
Loli satching
CP marathon
JailBait charming
That's a Olympiad where I would love to participate...
I congratulate Pedobear for making it this far.
It just the beginning... wait until it gets a bit more famous and China would do what it always does and make it's own pirated version of Pedobear and then we all shall embrace the Pedobear genesis.
retarded people nowadays are just retarded seriously whats in ur head? shit yeah i know its full of shit. i mean pedo bear come on kiddies will shit their pants if they see a bear trying to rape them. fuck off and go kill urself. you would do me a favour
Retarded jurnalist. We have them so many. You even cant imagine so many we have.
And they are more retarded than you can expected from retarded press member.
Seriusly.
hahaha nice ;D
i`m from Poland ;)
MAH TOO!
A jak popiję to nawet się Wałęsa(m)
I hate the olympics so much :( ....
Getting around is a bitch now because of all the lane closures, and line ups at sky trains....and it hasnt even started yet!
Silly polandball.....
Google is not your friend in this case.
let the pedo games begin...
Stephen Colbert approves!
w00t.. now what I just read, it wasn't any mistake, it was done on purpose to make the city (Olsztyn) known all around the world because they want to candidate for an olympic host in 2035 (though its impossible for olympic games to be in 2035 nah? ;/, well, thats what I read ;p)
epic fail I guess XD
Epic win.
They wanna be world famous?
They are.
Job done and it cost less than you think.
This is "Old School" internet, like early WWW, but this is a "Bert is Evil dot com"...
Remember that?
Guy did this site where he "Forrest Gump'd" (photoshopped) Bert alongside Hitler, Manson, etc.
The site went largely unknown until a pic of Bert with Osama got popular after 9/11, radicals looking for pics of him to post on signs they carried. So it was on TV and in the newspapers showing radicals holding that sign. Then the corporation behind Sesame Street freaked and sued the guy...
But, given the big corporation's greed, the bureaucracy and most of all the public apathy, a hacker could do a trick I could only dream of in the 80s... Really, I once fantasized about something like breaking into the ice cream company's computers and changing the box label of "Vanilla Ice Cream" to "Oscar the Grouch's CHunky FIsh Ice Cream!"
However, that was impossible in the 80s and into the mid 90s since;
1. Things weren't that computerized. The boxes had to be pre-printed elsewhere, and that involved photography and silk screening.
2. They were made in the USA, by well paid and highly motivated workers. They saw something like that coming out, they'd pull the emergency stop cord and call the boss.
Nowadays, it's just a corporate boardroom that approves products, then the designers work it out and send the plans and funding to China or elsewhere, then it's automatically placed on the shelves.
Switch that, you could get not just the label, but the contents for "Chunky Fish Ice Cream"!!! Just insert the new plans before it leaves for China or wherever, it'll be on the shelves before anyone who's paid enough to care even begins to notice.
And so, imagine if for one of the corporate stores, there's a new line of clothes for little girls:
"The beautiful young violinist"
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/481978
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/482018
So modern yet so old school... And, outside of the context, wouldn't most of Ashito's dresses for young women/girls be so beautiful and neoclassical?
I could imagine a "Stage Mother" being pleasantly surprised when her daughter picked out an outfit like that. Then the news would get out and she'd freak, but then her daughter would go "LOOK-MOM, I picked that dress because I liked it and I thought it was the one thing in the store you wouldn't give me shit saying it was sluttish. Yes, I said 'shit', mother and unless you want me to become a grade F goth girl who cuts herself, I wear this dress!!!"
Ja pierdole...
Hey, guys! In what newspaper it was in?
In "Gazeta Olsztyńska" from February 5.
More info: http://translate.google.pl/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=pl&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.joemonster.org%2Fart%2F13366%2FO_tym_jak_Pedobear_rozslawil_Polske_na_swiecie&sl=auto&tl=en [http://translate.google.pl/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=pl&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http://www.joemonster.org/art/13366/O_tym_jak_Pedobear_rozslawil_Polske_na_swiecie&sl=auto&tl=en]
Pedobear FTW!!
You can do it!
successful troll is successful
Hey, an Olympics that I might be interest in!
lol. Excellent mistake.
Has Pedobear met Sexual Harrassment Panda?
Hahaha, that's awesome. xD
wouldn't it be funny if u all went to jail for yer pedo ways?P:0 and got molested by a Guy named bubba who thought u wus cute?
No, it wouldn't, it would be sad and stupid, just like homosexual and heterosexuals going to prison 100 years ago for their sexuality was, asshole.
Except pedophilia is so frowned upon by society that mere possession of child porn is enough to put you to jail. That's a felony offense and you'll be marked as a sex offender. You can then kiss goodbye to getting employed, because no company will touch a convicted pedophile. Not to mention having to register your address with the authorities so they can keep you away from children.
Even the scum in prison view sexual predation of children with such disgust that your fellow inmates will find every opportunity to make life miserable for you.
Good luck, you pedos out there.
Cue the Internet Tough Guy meme.
I love your Medieval witch-hunting attitude. This attitude will someday kill you. I used to hate pedophilia so much like you. I still don't approve pedophilia, but now I don't care about hating them because this kind of hatred eats me alive.
Who's hating? I'm merely stating facts. Whether or not you believe in the consequences of being convicted for pedophilia is up to you. You have access to the Internet, go do your own research. If someone is that determined to screw up his own life, I'm certainly not going to stop him.
Go on ahead. Have fun. Explain to the judge that sentencing people for pedophilia is a "medieval witch-hunting attitude". Tell the job interviewer that you're a "victim" of people who are still living in the 14th century and are hating on pedophilia. Hahaha!
It seems that you are living in the 14th century, little boy. There are many ways to make social stigmas not to look like witch hunts. Making social stigmas exactly like witch hunts would do more harm than good in the long run.
Being a pedophile is not illegal. Being a child molester is illegal. Your spelling is indicative of your intelligence.
And his epic self-degrading douche-ness from his own hatred. I can't blame him since he did this to himself.
I try to ignore trolls and don't throw them scraps from my dinner table. You all should too. ^_-
Last i checked being a Pedophile was Indeed a crime, Its not a Social Stigma rofl thats like comparing Smokers to pedophiles! i have a bad habit i smoke.. oh me to i like to fap to pictures of 5 yearold kids. HAHHAH ya thats a good comparison..
Big Gay Bubba?
You need to learn what a trio is. There are four other mascots.
i think the fourth "mascot" is pedobear's friend... >_>
OMG!!!! hoolly LOL Shit!
No one can resist the cute face of Pedobear.
Same. This is awesome~
I'm more interested about Sumi... I-I mean Okuu. Why she is one of the mascots?
I lived in seattle and i finished buying 2010 Olympic souvenirs sometime in 2008.
Hooray for Kuma!!!
I have to see that hairy thing and the ferret thing everyday at work on our watches, blah.
I LOL'd.
Lazy, incompetent, Internet-era non-research by media writers.
Or, lazy, incompetent, Internet-era editors/bosses ("We don't have time! Gimme copy* in five minutes or you're fired!").
*Or whatever the appropriate electronic-media-age phrase for that is. "Email me that", perhaps?
epic win and fail at the same time.... oh my
Not a trio! You're forgetting MukMuk!!!
Mukmuk!!!!
Watch out, he's looking for 13yo petite DFC gymnasts..
I love Canada so much
I am volunteering for the vancouver olympics---fo sho!
This is so made of win!
I live in Vancouver. Watch me wear a full body pedobear costume at the 2010 olympics ;D
Cmon Make it
then wen my family s watching TV I can say to my ounts parents...n the rest of the family
Ohh look there! Iknow this Perverted guy with the Kuma costume?
LOL
Win for Pedobear.
This is Poland - bunch of idiots that even can't make good article. Also, other newspaper (Polish too) said that Pedobear is "sign that make kids belive that pedophiles are good people".
I hate my country. Will gladly exchange my citizienship.
These things ... Only in Poland...
Oh God... Where do I live =,=''' There's everywhere pedo's 8DDD
Pedobear FTW!
そんな餌で俺様が釣られクマ――
its most shitty newspaper in poland...
Omfg ==' typical for my hopeless country _-_
lol wycinek z gazety w moim ojczystym języku lol
Another Vancouverite here. In between wishing for rain and a swift end to all this, this made me giggle hysterically. I suppose finding Pedobear here was a natural. He'll probably be hanging out at the figure skating events consoling the losers.
lets enjoy the "Lolimpic-games"
Hah I cant imagine what happens if the mascots appear in their costumes and Pedobear is one of them... I think the crowd will become even livelier than before
I am pedo so I am. Vencouver approves.
Poland cannot into space.
Cannot WHAT into space you illiterate?
Этого можно ожидать от поляков.
All Hail Pedobear!
Pedophilia is still social stigma AND a crime, you idiot. I'm sick of Americans and Europeans having skewered view of legal justice.
Yes, but the Candians are happy to have a Pedobear Maschot.
U tak us too serious my man...
Chill out already.
:-)
In Pedobear, we trust.
'In Pedobear, we trust.'
Sounds like Islam
This story made the local news radio station in Vancouver, including referring to Pedobear by name. The guy who did it was apparently a Vancouver resident who was about as impressed by the mutant Pokemon mascots as everyone else when they were revealed, and so slipped Pedobear in as a joke.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Question:
What's the best way to find out what is going on in your country?
Answer:
Go to http://www.sankakucomplex.com
Poland - Life's Good.
P.S.:
About the Kuma: It's just too f**king good to be true!
;-D
http://mbarrick.livejournal.com/899133.html
Here's the sauce, and it keeps going.. a Dutch TV guide and a German newspaper have now failed their journalistic integrity rolls.