The newest front in Akiba café proprietors’ war on the sensibilities of otaku and the general public is a kigurumi themed maid café, with patrons being once again served by 10 anime masked maids of indeterminate gender.
To add to the creepiness of the experience, the doller maids are forbidden from speaking and must remain silent – this is because “there is no person inside,” it is explained.
Visitors can take solace in the fact that the event is limited in duration to a few days. A previous kigurumi themed venue also opened in 2009, and some faces may be familiar…
Those hankering for more kigurumi action but not wishing for the hassle of visiting grotty Taito-ku and its cramped and over-priced cafés can see more than they ever might wish to in the various galleries of doller action previously published.












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it doesnt matter. Being behind that mask and costume is as good as you, anon, behind your computer screen.
Meh, I didn't know there are so many wusses in SanCom. I bet the whole lot of them will get heart attack in Disneyland when Mickey walks over.
"Mi-Mickey's staring at me! Mommmmmy!"
Where do you find these pics?
I should probably be frightened but I think I'm growing rather fond of these kigurumi. I should go someday just to experience it first hand.
I'm scared
Those freaks would have Freddy K./Jason V./Michael Myers running away screaming like little girls!
I seriously envision a horror gore-splatterfest film with these 3d anime monstrosities...
I should probably be frightened but I think I've grown rather accustomed to this. Some of it's quite sexy. I should visit one day just to experience it for myself.
Kig scares the hell out of me just like circus clowns do. This is a whole new level of horrible.
But since this café is only featuring this for a few days it could attact a lot of otaku if just for the curiosity factor. However, as a permanent venue, dear god, no. Just no.
Me too. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it...
Hokay...
This does freak me out a bit...
Ever watch "The Cell"?
And, really, the "Maid Cafe" had a thing going already... Frankly, Oriental girls dressed up like maids and acting cute and demure is awesome! But with anime, though I like it a lot also, there's a difference between fantasy and reality.
Is like a kid in Disney world, the kid are happy no knowing who is inside the Mickey Mouse disguise.
I friggin' KNEW IT!!! It's only a matter of time before this kind of thing happens. This is the closest to 2D that an otaku can get iRL.
Ugh. It's PROBABLY possible to make kigurumi that aren't completely creepy, but that just didn't happen here..
I know its still technically 3D and not perfect but until we can create anime looking robots or bio engineer them this is the best thing available.
Or you could just get over your fear of 3D women and enjoy a happy, healthy, relatively normal life with your otaku girlfriend. (yes! they do exist!)
FUCK YEAH :D
CAN NO ONE STOP THIS MADNESS?
they could be loli?! or anything you want it to be...
its a schrodinger's cat!
Your soul-less automaton will be with you in a moment.
FUCK!!!
Why do they look like Grey Alien Hybrids?
FUCKIT!
Everything in this site looks like Grey Alien Hybrids mixed with human genes.
Kill it with fire!!!
Do not want.
How come it showed me...? ^_^; I wish they didn't I looked too fat in my kigurumi cosplay, and shut up...! Those things are hard to see under there and the masks are too damn big!!
IT'S A TRAP!!!
is that really a girl inside that mask...?
there's a way to tell if i chick is a guy or not by just looking at their hands. if the ring finger is equal or longer then the pointer finger then its a dude if the pointer is longer then its a girl
man hands.... thats all im gonna say
Male voice: "okaerinasai Goshojinsama"
customer-----scarred for life
Enjoy your AIDS.
Men almost always have a longer ring finger than index finger, and the opposite is true for women so the gender isn't as indeterminate as they might hope. Have a look and decide who is male and who (if any) is female.
My ring finger is shorter, and I'm not a female.
If so the you must have developed with much lower testosterone levels then most boys. or maybe you're like 7yo and haven't hit puberty yet. the inverse can be said about girls with longer ring fingers. its possible its just unlikely.
I lol that they're not allowed to talk. Makes it damn obvious they must be men then.
Look when it comes to Japan it goes like this
Japan+costplay+men= Girly Men
Megafap!
I keep thinking that they wont have skin under those masks. Having them stay silent makes it just a bit worse...
meh id do it...
Nice, more for me if you guys are freaked out.
The first customer would probably be the first guy to enter the asylum this month
Imagine of them them standing somewhere facing your general area. I would think it keeps staring at me.... Scary T_T
Awesome! Now they just need a Hideyoshi Kinoshita in their group and I’ll get a ticket.
Hah, I can't imagine what it would be like if one of them coughed a DEEP voice and revealed himself to be a man...
What's creepy is that those faces on the masks will never change expression...
Just imagine one of those...things leaning over you and putting the plate on your table. It is flanked by several others, and they all are looking at you - or at least seem to be, with their empty, soulless eyes. The café is totally silent, none of the patrons daring to utter so much as a word, lest they draw the attention of the café's grim staff.
I would seriously shit myself if I was forced to go to such a café.
It's a madhouse....A MADHOUSE!
Everybody knows that Madhouse is an animation studio. The word you're looking for is... well, madhouse can fit...
Madhouse?? This Is Akihabara!!
This'll be the last place I'll visit if I ever become gay
Terrible, horrible, scary, creepy, etc etc.
Terrible, horrible, sscary, creepy, etc etc.
Those things aren't scary when you see them walking around conventions, but... if I was in a café and they were silent... I'd probably be a little scared...
His is the worst and most terrifying cafe theme ever. *shudder*
I don't know about that.
http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/74/1451976/restaurant/Alabama/Naruto-Cafe-Auburn
That's just sick and wrong and i've been known to wear the gloves and headband.
OMFG!!!
narufags cafe >_<
WTF.... You must be kidding me...
Is that review real?!
heavy duty ultra weeaboo hut. bet those were the only japanese the that guy knew. such a fake -_-
AHEM!... And now to present you all with the very first review that I saw of that Naru-what-the-fucked-up-cafe, and I quote:
"10/10 Would Dattebayo again." by AnimuMango (1 review)
September 30, 2009 - Really likes it - I went here with my nakama (that means "friend" in Japanese) the other day. I asked for ramen but they didn't have it so me and my nakama had to eat this weird cold fish stuff instead. We came for Japan food but ended up having to eat some fish thing that's probably French or something. It doesn't matter though because we could see Naruto-sama everywhere we looked and we could shout "Dattebayo" (that means "Habeeb it!" in Japanese) and everyone knew what we meant."
LMAO!!!
This is the worst and most terrifying cafe theme ever. *shudder*
Creepy? No, Hella scary!
Imagine how the girls inside looks like!
2D girls converted to 3D Kigurumi is almost always phail.
And the last picture, I will not fap to that.
idk. i kinda like the idea. its like a horror movie. imagine how thrilling is that :)
girls? are you sure that under those mask there are girls?
All we could do is hope they're girls....
if they're beautiful girls, they don't need to be behind mask
if they're behind mask, they don't need to be beautiful girls
They need to have balls of steel in case their mask fall off and people recognize them.
well.. I'm sure maybe a few of them have balls...whether it be steel or not >_> it's a prime opportunity at least.
Fuuuck, came to say this, damn you anon post timeout
How you can be sure that they are even human?
Honestly, it'd scare me waaaaaaay less if i could be sure they're robots.
Oh, hell no, when the Cyborg apocalypse comes, I'd take the T-1000's over this, any day.
I would tell the T-1000 to turn into Konata Izumi or Cirno or Rika Fuurude as a last request before killing me...
Preferably with their armpits exposed....
Not sure,they could be test models based off the wedding dress robot japan made. I could be wrong though.
if it is a girl at all
They look like MEN
Uncanny Valley Theory at its finest.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The fact that they must remain silent shows that there are guys among the maids......Dammit this is creepy.
I'd be more scared if they said Okaerinasaimase, goshujin-sama in a freaking deep voice. Plus, their eyes stare into your soul...
scares me half-way to death...
Scares me 99.99% to death. This may be my last post...
Or monkeys?
OK if they're female monkeys. Nothing with balls please...
Wish there were some maid cafe's over in NYC. Would be awesome.
Ehh, I don't think its THAT bad. Sure its weird, but take a look at the site you're on. There is a lot of weird stuff here. =)
I just hope they aren't guys...
Well, your hope is dashed.
This is really going overboard, didn't they learned their lesson the first time?
Nope they don't, they are japanese, for further information just read the Bandai article.
lets see china copy THIS!!
I wonder how much they pay those people. Gotta be a hefty amount in order to get them to do this shit.
why would anyone go into such a cafe? its too creepy even if its just for the lulz
At first, I was so terrified by the pictures that I forgot to read the article itself. D:
they went even as far as covering up their necks so it can probably be a dude!
This is one fucked up fetish.
lol you guys get creeped out way too fast. It's just furries only different. Also if you are not sure if it's a dude or an ugly girl, don't fuck it. Problem solved.
The only flaw in your logic is that furries are just as creepy if not more so.
This is what you kind of guys deserve. Here's your 2-D g/f that you're so proud of!!!
Nop, those are 3D, but rather than being pig disgusting, they just creep me out.
If you think that's terrible, watch this:
http://erogro.com/details/ppv/cjorgn_002.php
WARNING: You may have a heart attack, or cum yourself, whichever happens first.
What manner of sorcery is this?!
MY EYES!!
BY THE GODS
what did i just see!!??
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN