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China is the most hilarious country in the world....Even more so than Amerikka.
ZOMG stupid admin… Google sounds like "bro" in Chinese, this one sounds like "sis". It's just a parody site. You just didn't get the joke :)
I hope everyone realize this is a satirical take on Google and a Pun on the Chinese pronunciation of Google itself - and in no way actually stealing Google property but for the Lulz...
I am presuming Artefact knows this full well and is trolling for the lulz as usual but to see so many srs faces, spittle flying and out for Gook blood is ...
lulz worthy I guess.
Not very original, are they... they could've at least changed the font or color scheme.....
Next thing you know China's gonna change its name to Chimerica.
No... it would be the "United States of China". >_>
You should also point out the irony of Goojje issuing press release to urge Google to stay to operate in China, as it "sees" Google as its older brother.
It takes a new kind of fail to be as epic fail as this. When will China stop copying others and be original and come up with something the country can be proud of?
Its so hypocritical that everyone is praising China for being the 2nd largest economy, for grabbing so many gold medals, for HOSTING the Olympics. But don't forget its the country that persecutes ethnic minorities, its the country ruled by communism, its the country that executes people for exercising their right to freedom of speech. Oh yeah, its the country where half built buildings collapse and bridges are made of styrofoam.
Everyone's saying that China will become a world leader. I'd lament the day that that happens.
In Chinese (Cantonese) pronouncing Goojje actually means Aunt. So you are using "Auntie" to help search for you.
China: The World's official Thief
what's next? "Sanchachu Complex"?
Probably not, if China does ever decide to copy SanCon. "Sankaku" is Japanese for "triangle," hence the logo.
And if they did copy SanCon, as I forgot to mention, it would probably be called something along the lines of "Mikaku Complex" (because "mi" and "san" both mean "three," as in three-sided, as in triangle).
You can't steal imaginary property
sankakucomplex - Anti-China News
In actuality Sankaku Complex is more Anti-Japan News.
Because in terms quantity there are more FAIL-ARTICLES about Japan here than any other country that is featured. For example, the stolen loli panties being the most recent i remember.
You only think its anti-china because when china fails its on a different level. While few the quality of fail is unmatched. Like...
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/01/01/shanghai-bridge-made-of-rubbish-collapses/
or
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/11/09/astounding-chinese-architecture/
...to list a few.
Sankaku Complex is against everything at some point in time or another, in case you haven't noticed. It just takes turns on what it hates on for the day. If you've been here long enough, you'd know to just shut and laugh at it and not take it so seriously all the time.
"well bro no matter what, just keep geting up"
I need to say something..
If you understand chinese young people and chinese internet culture,you will know it is just a joke.
O(∩_∩)O
The sentence below the ICON "goojje" comes from chinese internet users' attitudes to their government's behavior.
A few days ago,the government had been in contradiction with google.And "Google China" said that they want to leave china.
So,chinese internet users find their ways to giving their own points of view:they need "google".
btw
The buttons' meaning comes from other interesting story! :P
One day,somebody uploaded his own pic in the biggest bbs,then left some words "What i eated is not noodles but loneliness".
It spreads quickly.So some internet users call him "the lonely brother".And his words "What i eated is not noodles but loneliness" become the most popular words in chinese internet.
ps:the second button just means "drop your loneliness"
Good one.
Seems like Gojje is down now.
And this is China`s response.
No google for us? Fine, well make our own google, well call it google.
why all of you be so nervous?
it just a joke
they are so bored that they make a joke
just enjoy themselves
你们不过是对中国有意见
总是想找茬
我们自己玩自己管你什么事
说什么偷
你别傻了
just cheap copy
不过就是那么点小事,
你们非要添油加醋,说得那么严重?
有意见不就说咯
说得那么难听,你们怎么那么小气.
好心你们就不能习以为常吗?
反正就是这样的,你胆敢说你自己的国家没有那么山寨的东西?不要因为是中国你们就针锋相对
这样真是一点意思都没有
Seems funny.
It's just a joke, I think.
first of all,i can tell either of those who was posting "stealing something and stuff" are idoit,if i were you,i would be quiet since i dont really learn of anything about it
second, if you can read Chinese,then you would recognize this is just a joke ,cos every word on the website is clearly telling you that this website is inspired by Google and the motive of webmaster running this site is to show the respects to Google in the name of Goojie
so,now im telling all of those who are taking offence at "Goojie":SHUT UP OR SHOW YOUR IGNORANCE!
How fucking clueless can you be, at least THINK even if you can't read Chinese. IT IS A JOKE however unfunny it may be
joke or not joke
it's one of the few step in china's domination in the making of china.
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so fuck up!!!!!!
try typing 'freedom' and it wont show you anything
Obviously communist cesorship...
Fuck them Commies...
ok..chinks r funny..
wow, finished reading all the comments. it's bit shocking that the whole american population seems to be knowing nothing about the fact that there IS something they dont know outside the states.
anyway when i came across something with arabic or hebrew sentences on it i would not say anything before i actually know what that would mean, just to avoid any possible embarrassment on myself.
ok, no wonder someone would be yelling to the russian troops go out of the states when they were actually invading some, random, country on the other side of the earth.
the US has borrowed so much freaking money from china that pretty soon it won't have to steal anything... it'll simply repossess it.
if only you could read in chinese and knew sth about the trouble on google's withdraw from china, you'd had found out this is nothing more than a mock up on google's tsundere business with the china government.
and i thought that Baidu icon in the "google-alike" logo would have been quite good a hint on that, well, maybe not for you.
as a chinese, finished reading all the comments, i lol'd hard, like always...
what about all those documentaries that say the china invented soccer and cinderella and everything we once thought were western inventions?
hello? by "china" do you mean those inventors that had invented the universe and planets and plastic surgeon and ways of living in korea?
Intellectual property is counter-revolutionary, and will be copied and sold for profit by those loyal to the revolution for the good of the people.
Though the site looks like a cross between Google and Baidu, its intent is actually a plea for Google not to leave China.
The words under Goojje is saying sister is very happy when brother gave up the thought of leaving and stayed for sister.
By playing around with the wording, jje sounds like sister and gle sounds like brother.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100127/tod-oukoe-uk-google-china-goojje-2c625fb.html
Some time in the future, if we're lucky enough to live it, China will be stealing itself... I'm still praying for that day to come.
I was thinking the same thing.... How far the government of China has fallen! They are really stupid! That's the reason my gramps smuggled himself out to the Philippines: because he saw China and it's government stinks....
China Piracy at its finest
I'm ethnically Chinese, and I've disagreed or had problems with many chinese related articles on this site, but...
FUCK.
THIS IS INEXCUSABLE.
They just keep finding new ways to disappoint me.
a true chinese would hate every other ethnicity, including their own. i know this because i am one
Speak for yourself, not everyone is as bitter and miserable like you!
this anon speaks the truth
Actually, never mind, I didn't realize this wasn't a real search engine from reading other comments. This is pretty cool, especially when you consider what the subtext under the logo states.
I'm impressed with their dedication though. Its easy to create soemthing new, but copying something its widely known is not easy. Its like... huh...
This is a fucking spoof. If you don't understand the humor, DON'T FUCKING POST. FUCKING STUPID TOPIC.
YouTubecn.com
They also copied youtube too. I wonder how long it will stay up.
No no, search engines are just mating these days.
What you are see here is the lovechild of Google and Baidu.
or probably illegitimate child
thats why they are gonna be the first nation that will clone a human being xD
oh, the lulz, if it happens, im gonna laugh a lot...
That's actually not that far fetched. Last I heard, the women in China are vastly out-numbered by men.
Which means there'll be a whole bunch of lonely guys without a mate very VERY soon. The Chinese government can either:
1. Ignore the people and risk being overthrown
2. Invade another country for their resources (women among other things)
3. Work on cloning the perfect women for very lonely guy
4. *Spend* its people (more death penalties, war skirmishes, genocide, etc)
i vote for 3!
but the government will probably resort to 4...
That's actually cause they kill most of the girls at birth so the country won't starve to death. But infertile clones... maybe :)
China with something not stolen? Nah. If anything they will steal the idea once someone else has already done all the hard work.
that's what they always do.
It's just a motivation to steal our DNA and clone famous figures from other countries.
whats next? botmail?, tacebook?, yonkaku complex?
China = Fail.
China needs to get bombed until they learn or cease to exist, whichever comes first.
They have ceased to learn if that counts
I lol'd
you fags obviously don't know this is make fun of google, in chinese google is called "gu ge" which means brother gu, and this site means "gu jie" sister gu =-=
and who exactly would do the bombing?!
I wonder where this'll end. Will they start stealing flags as well? I mean, there's not gonna be a whole lot left to steal soon.
If all the comments from anyone who had any copyright infringed material were deleted, this page would be a lot shorter
most american flags are made in china.
Flags are stolen all the time, actually. Look up wikimedia commons in very specific categories and be amazed.
they stole all our money.
THEY TOOK YOUR JORB!!!!!!!!
...and mashed-up cardboard boxes
They ate his jorb!!!!!!!!
DEH DERP DURR JURBS!!!11!!
DERP, DERP-DERP DERRRP!!!
they took his dog
THEE TOOO UR GORB!!!!
They took his jerb!
....with salt
......and ate it...
It is more accurate to say China lent America money. Lots and lots of money. With a federal deficit of 1.35 trillion, that's $4,500 owing from each American (all 300 million of them).
With no visible plan to trim the national debt, it'll be one ugly day when the main creditor China decides it's time to pay up. The economic recession in 2009 will look like a rocky mountain camp trip in comparison.
When China asks for their money back, we'll nuke them and completely erase our debt
Yea its gonna be one hell of a day when that happens Inflation in America and a collapse of the Chinese economy since no one is gonna be going to china to get a loan and the money that the creditors get will be worth nothing.
nuke,oh shit hit the fan~~so u think only america has the nuke
good on u man
Doesn't need to get to the nuking stage.
Just getting to the war stage means China effectively loses any hope of recovering anything from the US gov't bonds.
Lending money is easy, getting it back is a whole 'nother story.
But who will make the cheap computers, dvd-players, TVs, cars, and toxic toys after you've nuked them? :(
some one once said "If you owe a Bank Hundreds you have a problem but if you owe a Bank Thousands the Bank has a problem."
They could still steal entire countries. Wait...
I hope they start to steal other countries cultures and concepts like human rights and democracy..
While they're at it they can steal Australia's government too.
australia has the shittiest party in power atm..................which faggot voted labour 4 yrs ago?
Yup, sadly we'll have to serve our "red chinese masters" soon unless there's a war were we can actually fight instead of occupation and ground forces.
Come on korea, start it rolling.
They can steal people!
Oops they already do...
Mikorio is right. LOLs and a big FUCK YOU to the dickbrains who just bandwagon the whole Chinese copyright infringement shit
Goo brother just sounds wrong, but goo sister sounds kind of kinky.
well minus the explicatives they are right this is just a joke picture. In chinese google has ge at the end meaning goo brother.... yeah i know it sounds wierd. this is actually a pic for goo jia or goo sister.....
LOLZ! SO they steal anime, information, websites, and now people? Next thing you know they'll start stealing lolis and not banning them...
China: Your Lolis Are* Belong To Us
*not typo... trying to write with chinese ignorance to english...
USA: Like hell you do!
Japan: Fuck up and go home!
Nah that's North Korea, cause they're desperate.
Quiet You
18:29: her name's Agnes Chan.. so yeah, you can check lolis off the list
I'm not sure anyone here is familiar with current Chinese otaku culture, if you did, then you would recognize the joke.
The site's just a meme .
China stole my bike
China stole my girlfriend...now I'm stuck with sankaku!
You just need to unfuck your life! =)
China stole ma virginity. Now i can't go back.
our population
come on! brother!
it is just a joke!
Do you want war?
tough titty! can u tell any joke more interesting?
i don't get it.
you know, i didn't even have to read the article title, as soon as I saw it I went to myself... China strikes again. Then by the mysterious power of SanCom I clicked the article link anyway :P
lol the fact the J has the illusionist effect and looks like Google's 'L' just made me laugh.
At this point, it might be easier to list things China HASN'T ripped off.
Do they have a state-sponsored Wikipedia yet? If not, they should. It would be a fun read. maybe call it Wokpedia or something.
wanko-pedia, ;)
It's actually an intentional spoof instead of a true copy-cat or disrespect of intellectual property (at least this time):
http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2010/01/29/in-china-imitation-is-the-sincerest-form-of-flattering-google/
http://shanghaiist.com/2010/01/28/googles_shanzhai_sister_goojje_pops.php
That last bit might make a bit more sense if you're familiar with Chinese internet memes.