Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”

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Australia has reportedly banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.

The Australian Sex Party reports even Hustler has seen its publications refused publication, all thanks to the usual moral crusader “think of the children” arguments:

“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year.

Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned.

These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”

With small breasts now considered obscene, Australian adult rags are said to have suffered sharp increase in breast sizes.

Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them.

Australia is also said to have banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as “abhorrent”:

1. That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines.

2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.

It seems the UK and Australia are intent on regressing to Victorian standards of morality (although this time anyone criticising homosexuality may find themselves convicted of a hate crime), between them having now banned everything from BDSM to small breasts, even where participants are entirely imaginary.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    15:13 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    waw .... it's true ?.... it must be the stupidest thing I've read

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:01 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I live in Australia, and this is news to me.
    Sure we have a wacky government; but everything they do to us always has a reverse thing coming.
    A good example of this is the ADSL2+ naked broadband speed they gave us; yeah they gave us the best speeds we could ever hope for - but then they ruin it by planning to ask EVERY Internet Service Provider to block/hide/remove ALL child pornographic content, and thus as a result slow down our speeds by at least half.
    Now they give us this shit. I don't think our prime minister would be behind this though; he even knows how to speak Mandarin! He's probably used to the flat chested atmosphere while studying in China before he became prime minister 8]
    You think these laws are weird? Wait till you hear about our 4 minutes showers and other wacky shizz ==;

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:07 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    So when I play eith my wife's breasts, I am a peadophile now? This is discrmination against a-cups and at a time when people are being told be happy with what you have too.
    "but none of the ladies in magazines have small breasts, it can't be normal"
    What a lame ass country Australia is becoming.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:32 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lemme see if I got this straight: A cup = child and B cup = adult? That's some of the most fucked-up shit I ever heard. By that reasoning my GF with A cups is a loli and her two daughters with larger breasts are adults...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:01 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    a = child
    b = grey zone
    c = could be adult
    d = close to be an adult
    e = adult with small breasts
    .
    .
    .

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:15 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The opening line of the Australian National Anthem:

    Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free

    LIES! I am Australian and this is just the latest in a string of democratic rights going to hell in this country.

    First we have Michael Atkinson being the solitary person preventing an R18+ rating system for the gaming industry, thus inducing heavy censorship on a significant proportion of games which are hacked down to MA15+, which allows teens to get their hands on them when R18+ wouldn't and allow adults proper rights. Not that Michael Atkinson has the brains to comprehend that since he is in the electorate of Croydon, which is about as conservative and old-fashioned as you can get in South Australia. Not to mention him trying to sue the members of the Cheltenham area for speaking out of him allowing the council there to turn a protected recreational area into residential apartments. Or the fact it's fairly implicated that he and other senior members of parliament are protected 'The Family', a secret pedophile society which existed since the days of Don Dunstan and seems to mysteriously protect bastards like him, Peter Liddie. Yet they cause brave souls like Peter Lewis, who have the balls to speak of for what's right, democratic and true, to have to resign. Damn you to the ninth circle of hell, Michael Atkinson!

    Then we have the new leader of the Opposition at a National level - Tony Abbott. Who so far has said:

    1. Abortion should be illegal in Australia.
    2. Women should not have sex before marriage and that it should be made to be so.
    3. Contraception is wrong.
    4. That Catholics are the most well-informed people of all.

    THIS is the person who is leading the Opposition! Hell, Australian women generally hate his guts! The deputy leader of the ruling government told him to get bent yesterday for telling women how to live. And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is one of MANY reasons why we will NOT allow them back in power as they were for 1995-2007. During which they also introduced laws (Workplace) which allowed all employers to fire ANY employee without ANY need or reason to justify it. Trust me, the current government is far better than Tony Abbott, Malcolm Turnbull and the other bigoted scumbags in the Liberal Party! Damn you, Tony Abbott. And damn you, John Howard, for utterly raping this country for the 12 years you were in power! During which he made TV programs about sex illegal. [unless they were medically related...what's the difference? A naked body is a naked body!](despite the fact that well-behaved, educational shows like Sex/Life were the highest rating shows on TV at the time and generating positive behaviour and views on sex as a result.)

    And NOW we have Barnaby Joyce! The average cup size for an Australian woman is B. A generation ago, it was an A-cup! Considering fashion and society in general is being pressured to promote REALISTIC/HEALTHY bodies that are common, of which A-cups are a significant part of that - Barnaby Joyce, you idiot. You were once the maverick of the country as an independent and actually did a bit of good. But now, months after being converted to the Liberal Party, you have lost your balls completely and become a complete traitor. Congratulations on setting back women's rights, democracy and freedoms back about 50-100 years. So now realistic bodies are wrong. So now models with A-cup bodies must now be banished to oblviion and forced to get implants?! At this rate, you just might leapfrog Michael Atkinson as the most hated politician in this country, you utter fool. Yes, I get you're trying to prevent pedophilia on some level. But how is censoring ADULT bodies going to achieve that?! Why are you making all people suffer due to a small proportion of evil pricks, some of which are protected by hypocritical scumbags like Michael Atkinson! Damn you to hell, Barnaby Joyce.

    And as for the ruling Labour Party, they wish to introduce the internet filter which will block a multitude of sites, including this, Danbooru, any adult site, etc. Essentially turning this country into a living version of the 1984 nightmare outlined by George Orwell. Kevin Rudd, you've managed to do a lot of good things in your time as Prime Minister (undoing Workplace, reconciliation, negating the global recession, trying to induce climate change plans, contemplating an R18+ rating for the gaming industry) and you're a rightside better than that bigot John Howard was, but this one is just wrong. Senator Conroy should NOT be the only person in Australia who gets to decide what is right and wrong for this country when it comes to the internet! That's pretty much dictatorship standards when one person is deciding what is right for all.

    So, since some people asked why we don't change government, this is why:

    Independents like Barnaby Joyce are the ones that started this push
    Labour is voting in the laws, including people like Michael Atkinson, who enforce even more draconian laws and protect the scum they claim to be safeguarding people from
    Liberals like Tony Abbott are a million times more bigoted than Labour ever could be.

    So Labour is the best option. Unfortunately, it's a lose-lose situation no matter who's in control. -_-

    All I can say is - Australia, take back your rights before it's too late. We are no longer young and free, since it's now a crime to be so. We must prevent this country from turning into the totalitarian nightmares George Orwell, Ray Bradbury and Aldous Huxley predicted the world to be heading in. There is still plenty that is good in Australia and I love this country. But it kills me on the inside when inhumane laws like this are being enforced. It reminds me that Australia doesn't have a Bill of Rights in its constitution. Hmmm...

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    Comment by DenkouNova
    20:47 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If that "Australian sex party" would have a more "serious"-sounding name, it could've become an alternative to the current party...

    However, Anonymous, you have the power to change things. On Dec.5th, there were demonstrations throughout the world to protest against Italy's Silvio Berlusconi regime, the No Berlusconi Day, and it was all created and organized on the Internet.

    Perhaps nobody in Australia has heard of that law, and some sort of demonstration could open the eyes of some people.

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    Comment by msoltyspl
    20:31 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    quote: "LIES! I am Australian and this is just the latest in a string of democratic rights going to hell in this country. "

    Actually, so called democracy is the main thing at fault here. Enjoy the vote of mindless majority (having absolutely no idea about anything related to economy, politics or even who is going to "represent" them after getting elected), easily manipulated by marketing specialists and media.

    It's like rising 3 kids, and using democracy at home to let them vote on what they can or cannot do. They are too stupid for that, in the same way people are too stupid (and lazy, to even do basic research) for voting. Maybe in a perfect world it could work (where everyone had degree in economy, wasn't religious nutter, could respect other opinions, and voted only basing on his own research), but not in the real one.

    So, people with radically different propositions (even if logical and reasonable), have absolutely no chance of getting anywhere. You're stuck with big, popular choices.

    All in all, nothing will get changed (be it Australia or any other country with developed democracy) - even if for the sole reason, that a politician is a career maker, with not necessarily large period to "shine". Corruption and sucking up are obvious things to begin with. If you can force your ego and views on other people along the way, it's added bonus.

    Look at Japan, and the retarded penal code article #175. A bit too lax two-liner responsible for over half a century of mosaics, bars & steaming. Backed by retarded judges and their narrow vision of what is or isn't "moral". Wikipedia has good external references to information about how/why it developed over the years.

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    Comment by Fonzer
    21:44 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    democracy is the problem my friend,i've been checking exposing feminism and also i found this:
    http://townhall.com/Common/PrintPage.aspx?g=a507b1fb-7199-43cd-a9ec-7894f9005e85&t=c [http://townhall.com/Common/PrintPage.aspx?g=a507b1fb-7199-43cd-a9ec-7894f9005e85&t=c]

    A vote for democracy is a vote against a man said this youtube user:
    http://www.youtube.com/user/pinegrove33

    Anyway i already know better how most of women leaders don't know how to be fair,they run on emotion is the biggest problem why they get offendet and they aren't maded to be as logicical as men.Only a true male reader knows how to lead and not give into womens emotions and does everything with proper reasoning and logic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:00 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are kinda wrong. Humanity as a whole, men or women, have a tendency of running with their emotions. Therefore, we are much better off being governed by supercomputers that are incapable of ANY emotion and only exist to make logical deductions and calculations.

    Such a supercomputer does not exist and even if it does exist, its rule could be downright dehumanizing since it may consider what makes us human as the root to all problems and ban them all, turning us into machines in all but form.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:00 31/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    It isn't really much about masculinity, it's whether the person has got the interest of the people in mind, the backbone to see it through, and the humbleness to think of and listen to the people.

    Look at all the visionaries. Take, for example, Abraham Lincoln. He cares about the people around him and he has got a backbone to get it done despite it resulting in a civil war. If he doesn't care about his country and cares more about his personal well being, he would not be the famous president who abolished slavery, he would be a tyrant!

    And that is very much lacking in what we are seeing here. A leader who does not give a damn enough to listen to what the people are saying and is running off with personal bias based on personal values. This is the makings of a tyrant.

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    Comment by Fonzer
    21:07 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes human run on emotion.And male logic,emotions that come from a man that had a proper amount of masculinity in their life can lead better for everyone.Becouse women logic ain't the same as male logic and if they they get affected by female emotions and don't stand up against them when it is needed like in times of reccesion there.
    Obama did see how important is the male workforce,but then he had to give money to the female sectors which weren't affected by recession.Thus many male workers lost their job.
    No matter what people say,men are still who take all those dirty,dangerous jobs where they have to work over 50 hours a week sometimes to build up society.
    Btw obama wasn't raised into a masculine household or had a good male caretaker to learn him some masculinity,even his sister was abusing him physicly and he never standed against her.
    I do not believe a leader like him can make it when he bends down too much.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    15:45 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    They will soon make sex illegal with A-cups. They don't deserve it in their mind. Them politicians all must have some serious mommy-complex.

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    Comment by Tateha
    14:59 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    no more DFC on my 18+ women? what has this world come to.

    Madness.

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    Comment by MechaTama31
    14:48 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is so absurd, I really don't even know what to say about it. WTF, Australia? WTF?

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    Comment by yuza
    14:11 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Australia - where discrimination is legal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:46 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    australia - where madness is legal!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:14 19/10/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    With all the monsters living here they are excused for going mad, actually...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:27 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I live in Australia and the first i hear of this is on this website.I hope this is just a joke because i like my small breasted women. I'm off the my local member to find out wtf is going on.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:41 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Australia is a nation of trolls. It's the only reasonable explanation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:48 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, fucking feminists asked for it.

    Feminist: PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN! BAN PORNO BECAUSE IT DEMEANS WOMEN. BAN LOLI MANGA BECAUSE IT PROMOTES PEDOPHILIA.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:35 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually hardcore pornography IS banned in Australia.

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    Comment by EleutheroZeroONE
    06:49 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    TO the umpteenth layer of Hell with the kids!

    They have way too many rights!

    They get away with anything--even MURDER!

    Give kids an inch, soon they kill you in your sleep at night!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:40 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If only Australia had it's own Revolution during the 1800's than I won't have to put up with this bullshit and we would have our own 18+ video game laws. But nooooo we had to stick with the British monochy. Bunch of kissass

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:31 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the future, they'll start asking short, D-cupped women to play children on tv shows because, frankly, showing children will depict paedophilia.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:41 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like how this is the first time I've heard of this, and I'm Australian. Good job local media.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:44 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Comments from Austrailians in this thread have let me finally understand this one. It's not supposed to make sense. It's a trick by people opposed to all pornography to eliminate a portion of their target. Many more dishonest bans will follows.

    Can Australians really not manage to keep these people out of their government?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:17 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is discrimination against small breasted women, and the men who love them. I can't see how this can be legal. Next up, the age of consent raised to 25?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:47 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    The age of consent shall be raised to the Cup size B! (Or lowered I guess...)

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    Comment by AzureXuchilbara
    19:23 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    And the idiotic rules begin to fly in 2010...

    If 2009 banned rape in Eroge, 2010 banned REAL women with small breasts..?

    Ugh...I can't wait for the next (perverted) generation to grow up and replace this stupid, old-fashioned, "can't get some because I am fat and ugly" moralfag idiots running the rules...

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    Comment by appztetra
    18:46 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    wew...that's sick.

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    Comment by msoltyspl
    18:23 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    For more australian paranoia, you can always check out:

    http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:36 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    this link is already given in the article, hidden behind the word "reports"

    I hope this law will never be active, or at least revoked. Couldnt see if it is already active.

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    Comment by Surendil
    19:43 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seems like some Australian politic fell for a trap and thought 'nevermore'

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:47 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    GDI I'm an Australian A-cup woman. Guess I'm under arrest for existing. 8(

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:02 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Roastbeef Union & Kangaroo Land, they fail & suck hard!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:13 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Their brain got fried by senseless big boob anime like Qwaser. They're in dire need of some Kugirie anime or they'll keep failing.

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    Comment by Myballz
    16:48 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Australia wants to become next Big Breast Super Power then by all means let them become one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:17 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's just stupid and furthermore it's a discrimination against all women with small breast

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Interesting... Australia used to more open-minded before. Maybe a result of having a right-wing government in power too long?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How terrible prejudice
    tsurupettan is not only with loli

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:07 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Meanwhile, in Brazil, 7 years old lolis can be Queens of Carnival's groups.
    http://carnaval.ig.com.br/noticias/riodejaneiro/2010/01/27/enquete+voce+concorda+com+a+escolha+de+uma+crianca+para+rainha+de+bateria+9378678.html [http://carnaval.ig.com.br/noticias/riodejaneiro/2010/01/27/enquete voce concorda com a escolha de uma crianca para rainha de bateria 9378678.html]
    [http://noticias.terra.com.br/brasil/noticias/0,,OI4230806-EI306,00.html]http://noticias.terra.com.br/brasil/noticias/0,,OI4230806-EI306,00.html

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:48 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hate my country.

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    Comment by EleutheroZeroONE
    12:10 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hell, if Britain, Canada and Australia want Victorian standards, why not just raise Queen Victoria herself from the dead already!?

    I'm glad America had a revolution!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:16 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Canada has no such ridiculous laws regulating our porn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:00 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    True, they just ban children from the internet.

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    12:15 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    as an Aussie i envy your rights

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:44 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it's time to revolt against the government. To bad most australians have the attitude "she'll be right" I'm so sick of hearing that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:10 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If something isn't being done to abolish this law, then I'm gonna go down there and make them.

    Also, I find this so ridiculously offensive and unjust that I feel like I've been slapped in the face.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:01 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unfortunately there is nothing we can do about it. What most people don't realise is that Australians have only one right given to them in the constitution: The right to vote. No freedom of speech or expression. Raise any objection and the government will swiftly shut you up and there isn't a damned thing any of us can do about it. Sadly the average Aussie doesn't realise this and anyone who tries to tell them is quickly silenced and labelled a terrorist or a paedophile just to make sure the nation ignores what they said.

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    Comment by EleutheroZeroONE
    06:44 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let us all go and KILL EVERY CHILD...-FRIENDLY thing in Australia!!












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