Australia Bans Small Breasts as “Child Pornography”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Jan 28, 2010 06:25 JST
- Tags: Australia, AV, Censorship, Crime, Law, Loli, Lolicon, Pettanko
Australia has reportedly banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.
The Australian Sex Party reports even Hustler has seen its publications refused publication, all thanks to the usual moral crusader “think of the children” arguments:
“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year.
Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned.
These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”
With small breasts now considered obscene, Australian adult rags are said to have suffered sharp increase in breast sizes.
Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them.
Australia is also said to have banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as “abhorrent”:
1. That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines.
2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.
It seems the UK and Australia are intent on regressing to Victorian standards of morality (although this time anyone criticising homosexuality may find themselves convicted of a hate crime), between them having now banned everything from BDSM to small breasts, even where participants are entirely imaginary.













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Poor small breasted women, they are now indirectly(?) labeled as children
more like their bodies are now labaled as unacceptable for viewing by men. this is honestly one of the more brutally offensive things i've seen in years, on so many levels.
I'll liven you up with this little sentence;
It can always get worse...
and it probably will. =/
How long 'til cup size determines statutory rape?
Who the hell choose stupid people as government for this country?
Small breast does not mean pedophile!
they need to learn the art of using "Google" if they do not understand what pedophile is...
poor people with small breast... they are degraded as children now...
@07:19
as soon as titfucking becomes illegal as well.
They don't need any ideas to do that, dear sir. So no helping, okay?
Australian law, coming soon...
"All males with erections under the minimum length of 5 inches are banned from pornography on the grounds that they are simulating the penis of a child."
Also, being added to a "Potential Sex Offender" list for having a girlfriend with A-Cup breasts.
And one day pedophiles will form their own country. Of course, it'll only be inhabited by men, ugly women, criminals, and kidnappers.
Didn't you just describe Australia?
^I bet this IS an fugly woman. XD
What Victorian standard morality? More like modern retarded mormonism. So stupid, it almost hurts.
There goes Australia's loli-petanko-fanservice animes...
@ 8:52
You forgot to mention another future law
"Male ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction."
aussy are fatass.thats y they have this law.thats y Art use this pic for this news.
before Austria make public stupid research result.now aussy turn to make stupic joke.just becoz the name is close that make them both stupid isnt it?
On the bright side,
Children with big cups are no longer illegal.
Soon you'll be charged with pedophilia for being with your wife if you don't pay for her implant..
How long till they start to object wedding of small breasted woman?
Not that i really care since i don't live there,just hope they won't try to push their "vision" on the rest of the world..
On the down side,
The majority of asian women would be illegal
Yeah, that seems to be the reason it's posted here...
I'd better delete the nude pics of my girlfriend from my computer then, when I travel to Australia.
STUPID LAW
My girlfriend has A-cup breasts, I live in Victoria, (south-east Australia) fuck.
GEY.
This makes so little sense. An A-cup woman can't be viewed naked because it simulates child pornography? Does that mean I'm free to fuck any underage girl so long as she's larger than a B-cup? Because that's sure as hell what they're telling me. And what about dating or being with a girl who has A-cup breasts? I'm not allowed to watch small breasted porn, but I'm allowed to go out and fuck a flat chested girl?
If they deem mere viewing of flat chested porn to promote pedophilia, then surely the act of fucking a flat chested girl is even more damning, right? So what's a flat chested girl to do? Get mandatory, government approved breast implants or be deemed illegal by society? Their backwards logic sure points to that level of retardation.
It sounds like a plastic surgeons dream. In a few years they will force women to have implants after turning 18.
This is really against the women who have small breast. Is like saying to them "you are not women". Women should be pissed about this. They are promoting the model of the fake balloon women telling lot;s of women they should be ashamed of there body.
thats pretty much the dumbest idea ever
looks like the ozone layer above australia has become too thin to support intelligent life forms
what next? will they force implants upon those women? will their health insurance cover it? will they force those on preteen girls as pedo pepellents? chastity belts? surgical "security sealing" of labia?
First amendment rights! FTW! Literally...
Hey man, I'm Australian and I'm as disgusted by this as anyone is. Please don't suggest that Australians are stupid just because some of our politicians are conservative dipshits who think that they are morally superior to everyone else.
Dear Australian dude: welcome to the fun of being an America.
I, as an Australian, blame the fucking media. every time I turn on the news they inflate little problems into big fucking catastrophes and it royally pisses my off. Not only that but people (old people) are dumb enough to believe it and these people (old people) are usually the ones to complain first. The media basically runs Australia through manipulation and fear mongering and the government is too full of dumbasses to realise this. seriously... one time some kid got attacked by a dog and it was on the news for weeks. now despite the fact that the kid was the one to piss the dog off the media made it out that it was some rabid wild animal which in turn made the government feel the need to take action and destroy the dog and fine the owner.
Where is your source for this info Artefact? I live in Australia and I have never heard this bullshit- searching google for Australian websites doesn't come up with much either...
I'm afraid of losing my fave breast size in porn... (i love massive boobs too, but a-cup is my fave)
And what about guys with a-cup girlfriends? (my ex for example) Guess they'll all be sent to jail for virtual child abuse...
Seriously, America always get "lol Amerikkkunts are stoopid lolz." Now you know how it feels Aussie.
Dude we know our government is a bunch of dickheads... The Media basically runs this country for them which doesn’t help since the media is just as stupid if not stupider then our government.
it doesn't matter what country you are from, it seems that the most power is given to the most anal and backwards retarded monkey that there is in the country....as long as he's got enough money. *cough...bush...cough* not to name any names, but you get the idea. society isn't run by politicians. it's run by scandal rags and A-holes that will one day make sex illegal, and make the chemical castration of all unlicensed males manditory.these ppl have too much time on their hands, and nothing else to do BUT be offended by everyone. i'd like to find somewhere where the adults don't mentally age backwards, and where racisim is a joke to everyone there is. btw, ever notice that the most racist people are the ones that are seemingly "targeted" by racisim?
food for thought,and thanks for letting me rant on.
@07:19
Does this mean women with small breasts can only be sexed up by men with small penises?
It means Australia elected this sort of person to represent them,consequently if they dislike it they have no one to blame but themselves. So no sympathy from me.
The 2 dickheads who raised the Bill are from the opposition, not the government.
And the censorship board is the group that classifies publications, not the government.
10:03 - did it occur to you to check the link in the article?
Where the fuck is Equality Now? Isn't this the most gross violation of human rights? Small breasted women don't have a right to do porn - so, discrimination on the grounds of appearance? wtf?
Don't worry there is a way around this loony law. Just say it's art.
Art is next to be banned lol
Wow. This seems almost like the psychological variant to female castration. This seems like a surefire way to cause most women (and especially developing teens) to become radically self conscious of their bodies.
It will also line the pockets of plastic surgeons (good and bad ones), like never before.
I grew up the only asian for miles, in rural southern America. You wouldn't believe the complex I got, for never developing the kind of chests the other girls did. Took years to find out my skinny figure was normal, but the damage had already been done. :(
To the poster above: I love small breasted women. No, I'm not a pedophile. It's just an attraction I have. =/
Yeah, they're bunch of fucking stupid human beings (the Australia's polities/governments in Down Under, no wonder they're "Down Under" lowest & stupidity) and they're becoming like a China... communist or communism. Indeed, poor ladies with small breasted are labeled as a children, which they're not. I'm against the child pornography 100%... only 18 years or older are okay & sometimes they do looks like younger than their real age... scary, yeah.
Reading that, one could easily be forgiven for thinking that YOU are in fact the stupid one... Just an observation.
That is discrimination against small breasted women. Equality Now, where are you?
Paying plastic sugery?
Since the issue is AGAINST pornography in general, they'll probably let this form of discrimination go (despite how it basicly calls women with small breasts "children" to their faces).
You are right, this is discrimination!
Think of the women!
It's also discriminating against men who are attracted to flat-chested women, telling them that there's something wrong with their sexual preferences. If you want a flat partner now, I guess you're supposed to go gay, as that's completely acceptable, just don't you dare like flat women, you disgusting pedophile.
But no one cares about men, only women and children.
Nah. Just gotta claim that your with a flatchested woman because "her personality was so interesting that before you knew it, you were in love".
yeah..true love...
wait she's FC? die you pedophile! DIE!!!
where do you think that equality now are??? where they're NOT needed and only where they can cause trouble, not help!
"Think of the beaches! Oh God, Think of the beaches!"
going topless, with a modest chest will now be ... what? illegal? (actually, is being topless illegal already in the great down under?)
i suppose the next couple laws to pass are going to be
-women with small breasts are no longer allowed to get married, because they tempt their partner.
-women with small breasts are no longer women but children, and are no longer allowed to vote, drink, smoke, or drive.
-men seen anywhere near any girl under the age of B-cup are automatically labeled as sex offenders and need to be locked up.
-if women are unable to grow breasts beyond A-cup by the age of 18 they are to be executed and dubbed freaks of society.
-if your cup size exceeds A-cup regardless of age, you are considered an adult, and are ready for porn or a husband, because only adults have breasts.
-LAW AS OF 2015: in the eyes of the law there are no women with A-cups. just a big flock of tall children with no parents. if you are seen interacting with these children you are the devil.
Come on Australia, catch up with the rest of the world. or are you seeing the light of the islamic nations that punish female rape victims. listen closely, reach around and pull your head out of your ass, and try not to embarrass yourself further.
"catch up with the rest of the world"
What are you talking about they're ahead of the curve, soon enough other countries will be following suit.
if you ask me, they're way behind the “curve”
no, see, the trend in western nations is TOWARD victorian sexual morality and sex panic.
Hysteria.
Sad thing is, this is not just scarsasm...but soon to be fact at the way things are headed.
Over time(in the near or distant future), I wouldn't be surprised if most of our developed nations digress to Islamic morale and the middle east becomes more westernized. It'll be a slow but gradual flipping of standards and soon all those 'liberating' human rights acts will be meaningless to have happened.
It shows...when people started considering re-intoducing the death penalty.
On a more scarcastic note: Are you sure it's China we should all be worried about taking over the world, not 'Children'? They seem to be getting the most freedom in everything. lol
As sad as all that is (because I think it's seriously possible) I still lol'd.
So does that makes Kugyu loli now?
aint this sound like a hate campaign against asians? due to the fact that most asians have small breast and Australia history of racism is still strong in Austrailia and its violences committed against Indian university students, ethnic Lebanese, Aboriginies and others.
its seem clear to me that something is happening behind the government like their scheming something against a race but idk i might just be thinking too much...
Tell me your Feed On this?
I am Australian and proud of itm most aussies aren't racist but the small minority that are give the rest of us a bad name, i'm extremely disgusted with this new law and will be lobbying my local member of parliment to get it changed, i like smaller breasted women and want my right to says so, so the rest of you saying that aussies are idiots racists or so forth think before you speak unless you just like showing your idiocy, i call for all aussies that read this to lobby your local member to get this useless and pathetic law changed and also to have barnaby bloody joyce and his ilk hung for crimes against humanity for this travesty
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
I am not going say it is. I feel bad that Australian women who have a small chest are going to suffer because of this law.
I don't think any Australian woman is stupid enough to take Nude pictures just to send them to there boyfriends.If you ladys want to send your nude pictures please send them Zack Efron gods knows Vanessa Hudgens sent pictures of her body to him so if you Ladys want to show off your body show it off to Zack.
What is the Itty Bitty Titty Committee's response to this news?
The IBTC has declared war on Australia...
More like it is discrimination against women with small breasts.
And you will be labled a pedo if you like A cup women.
Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse: Madness?
At least now I can get the kiddie rate for things in Australia?
lol way to look on the bright side Atashi ^_^.
BTW, I'm not sure you should cosplay anything in Australia, Atashi :p Then again, they might have already banned you for your Taiga and Kuniko cosplay :p
lol!
That means if you have a girlfriend with a small breast, you are unofficialy a pedophile.
congrats
lol, now people can say that the law made them pedophiles
To be more accurate, law made pedophillia a crime.
Personally I'm against pedophillia but hey, I'm just sayin'.
No.. at this point we have bad laws making anything that could conceivably, with enough imagination, be remotely mistaken for paedophilia into a crime. We are talking pornography featuring adult woman here. Porn studios are required by law (both in the US and Australia) to have extensive records proving they are of age, on anyone that appears in their productions, so it's not like they actually believe the women are underage.
This is really creeping censorship, using "Think of the children." as their warcry, since it diverts attention from what they really want.
And for the commenter upthread who equated it with communism.. their are plenty of very conservative, religious people who push stuff like this too. All with the idea that sex is bad, and should be punished, etc.
When's the last time communism actually posed a threat to anything anyway? These days it's certain religions (*cough*) that are off bombing people.
No not unofficially.
In Australia it is official as stated by the law. Its C cup or die you disgusting pedo.
australia is just trying to tell god how to do his job...
Ahh !! >_<'
soon the'l be banning swimsuits and lingerie...glad i'm live far away from them
next is banning pornography altogether
this cannot go on!
It seemed that way with the BDSM ban but this is a whole new level. Soon sex and genitalia itself will be banned.
if there is one thing i've learned, it's that you can't run forever.
when the first settlers left europe and settled in america, it was because they were fed up with how things were going over there. mainly religious persercution. now the world is pretty much all discovered out and there is no safe haven to escape to.
the founding fathers thought to themselves that a country made of the people by the people and for the people, that it could never be corrupted because it was free. but surely corruption has made its way in over the last hundred years or so.
just this morning i heard a man admitted to possessing child pornography, when all he had were some pictures of "the simpsons" hentai, which happened to include the daughter character Lisa. he had nothing else objectionable on his computer. just come cartoon pictures.
he got 1 year in prison for something that i thought was perfectly legal in the states and was just chuckling about when i read about someone in another country having hentai called kiddy porn. it is only a matter of time until all our governments lock us in a cage and force us to fight back. be ready brothers and sisters.
Actually, that story was about a guy in Australia... considering the current article, not so surprising.
I love small tits... Well I guess this makes me officially a lolicon then.
As if I wasn't already.
HEAR HEAR! tsurupetta FTW!!!
Finally some common sense :D
Tits or GTFO! xD
exactly, Hexa needs to GTFO of SanCom.
Give him a break yo! Hexa was raped by his dad.
Oh you didn't hear ?
Hexa's grandpa made him have anal with him, also..
..The poor guy.
I thought the non-anon users were supposed to be the better part of sankaku? Yeah right.
You thought very, very wrong.
The Anon users are the bad part of Sankaku, but not necessarily the worst part. Some of the very worst posters are named ones, aka trolls.
Hey, we the anons are great! Dont blame us of everything.
Then they'll ban pictures with women with large breasts, because it makes them sex objects.
Then porn altogether, for the sake of banning something.
Then they'll ban sexual intercourse, no matter species.
Hey, they seem to be trying to kill themselves off! Let them do their thing, the world will become a better place! *facedesk*
We should ban banning. ^_^
best idea ever
i have an idea,getting rid of politics easier when they don't do their job properly.
that pretty much means ALL politics.
no just the democrats i mean.
I hope USA and Canada lose its diplomatic relationship with Australia. The politicians (Prime Minister and other politicians of all sides) have been insane for quite over a decade.
We still got an ACTA copyright treaty thing going on that'll let border agents search your laptop for anything copyright infringing. So they're just stopping us from having fun period.
Canada will probably be next to adopt some insane law like this.
Even Victorian Morals were not this restrictive, they didn't intrude on your personal lifestyle until you attracted the attention.
Really now, even the Nazis wouldn't pass this shit.
They would, if you are a Jew (though to be fair, they decide that all these nonsense is unnecessary and just pack the Jews to Death Camps instead).
Tonight's news Australia banns all women and children for being either abhorrent or promoting pedophilia. Up next Men jailed for having a boner.
Still better than being jailed for rape.
*points at Islam*
Less people prefer DFC in Australia, everyone I know is Australia likes big breasts.
Hence the amount of severe pain many of us are experiencing over this *headdesk* moment. >_<
I'd imagine that many Aussies are now as befoozzled and pissed as any of us are at this lapse in reason by their elected polichickens.
And every newborn babies are marked as potential sexual offenders because they are born naked.
Wow.
Ok that is getting too weird.
So does that apply to the guys with small dicks, too?
Lord forbid some Catholic priest confuses them with an alter boy.
As long as he looks young and do all the things the alter boys usually do...
Yeah if this goes this way, soon small dicks will be banned too lol...
A cup isn't exactly flat chested imo, so I wonder what the corresponding penis size is considered "too small" to be called an adult.
lol aussies, no more small breasted pussies!
They have tits on their vaginas now?
Anon was just being stupid. He hasn't seen pussy ya know, he thinks a clit is a tit.
I always referred to it as the "lower nipple".
...Third nipple...
mind blown
BS.
Note to self: Stay away from Australian porn.
There's something I totally hate and that's fucking fake boobs. They're disgusting and unnecessary on all but the most of reasonable grounds (for medical reasons).
I emphasize shape over size too.
I have yet to see a medical need for breast implants.
Explain please.
It's not medical per say since one could live without it, but to reconstruct breasts after having a mastectomy for breast cancer would a reasonable use of breast implants wouldn't you say?
That would still be considered 'cosmetic surgery' and not really medical, though. Or at least, elective surgery, in that case.
Depends, breast cancer in youth stops the growth before it begins, which causes imbalance while still developing; in these cases weights are used so that they can be changed as the growing side grows heavier, however breast augmentation will be necessary eventually because the back will still develop incorrectly; this however is rarer than breast cancer in men, but it is still a reason, if the only one I can think of. I guess with certain weak back problems breast augmentation could be used to re-balance as well, however breast reduction on both sides would always be preferable in these cases.
There is a an old man with breast implants in the US, to help with a serious back condition he has.. there is a photo of him on peopleofwallmart.com
Weird, but I think I may have heard of this guy before, somewhere else.
Strange story and solution.
Banned of DFC. I feel sorry for them...
;_;
And then in a couple of years after they've completely ripped the porn out of their internet, they'll wonder about their sharp decrease in population.
Or the sharp increase in numbers of rapes and/or suicides per year...
And, probably, a sharp , SHARP increase of sexual assaults, and prostitution. x_x
It's funny, i am an aussie and this is the first i am hearing of it.
It happened "very" recently.
I wonder how many people have moved out of Australia just because of their porn laws....
Incest in Austrailia is still legal.
No it's not, 15-30 years depending on state.
What?
I think what Anon 7:40 meant was '15-30 years depending on intelligence' because obviously, Australia has no states.
So if i were in australia and my girlfriend was in a bikini i could be arrested for being with a CHILD of 23 years old?
Heaven forbid that i should take pictures of our happy fun time on their gorgeous beaches right or risk posting CHILD pr0n on my own facebook =P
LOL Aussies. Go jump into the waters with some Sting Rays.
UNLESS... they want to pay for her breast augmentation =D
Well statutory rape, grooming a child, trafficking a child sex slave..
Just be happy she's not 2D, you'd never see daylight again
You should definitely protest this nonce-sense law by posting photos of your girlfriend's breasts for all to see. Really, you're our best hope...
I see what you did there Anon
I can't believe this law was passed in the first place. Not only is this offensive to anyone who likes small breasts (hint: me), this is outright discrimination: just like blacks are naturally black, some women just are naturally small-breasted. It is not fair to take away their rights like that, and just as importantly it might reduce their public image to be associated with being "childish" in the long run.
I wouldn't be surprised if they ban blacks too and throw you in jail for not being white. Racism is still strong in Austrailia and I still hear racial violence being committed against Indian university students, ethnic Lebanese and Aboriginies.
Not to mention it's instantly financially crippling the ones who do this professionally because they think they have to, if they don't want to get arrested?
You make a good point; if a woman who's moreorless a postitute because she's shit out of luck, has small breasts and does the whole pr0n thing to get cashola, sometimes to just stay alive, out of the street, and thus out of an undeserving hobo's pants, raising all those view her's pants is outlawed, what's she to do, besides becoming a porn star that involves teh sex all tiemz? Prostitution, only to get jailed on the charge she's promoting Child Porno's because she has A-Cups?! Maddening!
i'm so glad we have American-style LOBBYING because laws like this will never be steamrolled in House and Senate
America does a lot of things wrong but Alah bless that divine constitution and the glorious freedom.
People like Jefferson and Washington did everything in their power to prevent laws that oppress the people for the benefit of few.
Only 200 years later, we have organizations like RIAA which reminds us that no matter how good your intentions are, the system will always be corrupted by egoistic bastards.
And then, 50 years later, actually having free will, and trying to do good for the people will be outlawed. And being a corrupt politician will be the law, because that's where we're lal fuckin' headed. Give me a time machine. I want to go back to when Rome was the power-machine. At least then, I get orgies, Gladiator battles, and several million chances to die before being subjugated to torture just because I has like of small breasts.
word
Thats Ausfailia for you
I'm.................fucking speachless.
Not only is it stupid to connect small breasts with pedofeilia, as there are plenty of grown women with small breasts, but now the Australian government is sending the message that small breasts are unexceptable on all but children, and that if you are a grown woman you must have large breasts, otherwise your physical symbol of womanhood is no better than a little girl. Even if you are a mature woman, if you have A-cups, you're no better or more grown up than a child.
And not only that, the female orgasm is now illegal too!? The symbol of female pleasure in the bed is illegal!? That to me sends the message that it's not okay for a woman to take pleasure in sex, that it's bad for a woman to think that sex feels good. And that only a man can think sex feels good, or only a man is allowed to.
So what, now all women must follow the steriotypical image that all girls are stacked, and no woman could take pleasure, or shouldn't take pleasure in sex. These new policies may not be saying this directly, but they sure as fuck are implying it. This is just wrong on so many fucking levels because of the principles and morals these bans imply.
Women having ejaculation isn't the same as women having an orgasm. But I see your point.
For some women it is.
I agree with you mate. Those self righteous politicians might ban sex too. We are living in an age where medieval christian laws are being revived.
Give us 10-20 years and most of the world will be living under a theocracy and we are going back to those days where they stone you for suggesting that the world is round and women are not allowed any job opportunities and expected to stay at home.
Because breast size is an indicative of age.
CONGRATS AUSTRALIA!
Of course the breast implant industry will be glad with something like this.. they probably sponsored the whole deal too.
I'm calling human rights violation.
I'm calling your mother. Unfortunately I will shortly be arrested for associating with someone who has such small breasts. But that's totally worth you getting told.
this is getting out of control...
i do not like the idea of golden showers, but i can not condemn who likes it
now small breasts? i know lots of adult women with small breasts (and some almost flat)... they absolutely do NOT look like child
I won´t feel sorry when the toad hordes ravage that lowly island continent country. The amphibian legion will destroy it all in the name of freedom, by force.
Honestly, what´s the deal with Australians? Are they like this stupid or do they just don´t care about what their government does?
I know that in the case of China the people can´t really do anything and the majority is already a braindead drone but I thought Australia believed in democracy.
Austrailia is a democracy. Its just that people there think that small breasted women are not ideal.
When democracy steps over human rights, it's called something like "dictatorship of the majority"... It's still democracy ofc, but democracy without human right isn't any better than dictatorship without human rights..
Flat women have the basic human right of goddamn posing nude.
Fuck the children there are like many many watchdog organizations protecting them, someone needs to protect the flat girls and those that love them.
i think the point of this is NOT to fuck any children... geeze some people... lol.
The last person before you meant "To hell with the children!".
;o; My poor Moe-Moe's! Forever gone the days of loving small breasts, and now I must look at large one's or be proclaimed a Child Rapist! This just tells me Australia's views are thus: 'lolololol Women have big breasts, not small one's! Small breasts bad. small breasts for child! Go get breast implants!' And this saddens me. Because big breasts are too...smothery!
Australians would be outraged if they knew about it. But the media never reports it, so nobody will ever find out.
Coming up next: All women in the porn industry are forbidden to shave, armpits and legs included.
Fine by me. The aussies worth living will ignore wuch idiotic laws, and the ones promoting this will be extinct in no time anyways.
bet we'll be seeing that if women dont have a huge bush's they will be thought as children now too.
Next, Australia will ban shaving of the pubic region.
And the sad thing is, after this idiocy, that DOESN'T sound ludicrous. :/
In modern porn, men are shaved too, yet you never hear women complaining how that makes them look like boys...
You're right though, "they"'ve been talking about it for some time now..
I already do. If women were supposed to be bald down there they wouldn't have hair growing there in the first place...
hmm been reading enough about stuff to know what is happening.
It is not to protect the children,this word is being used for many evil instead of good now,but anyway exactly someone wants to get rid of porn totaly,becouse they feel,they decide that those things are indecent for a women,when those women choose to do it themselfs.
It is called opression by a certain person inside the goverment.
Opression of both sexes this time.
Certainly the small breasted adult women will have to complain for being so unrespected.
And paranoia doesn't help,learn to use proof then believe everything from a simple word that could be a lie.Gets rid of most problems that causes this paranoia.Also australia is pro-censorship.I would never move into such a country.Especially as i notice the feminist kind of censorship,i feel i censor,not reason or logic,but hell like they even listen to logic,they just get their way and the goverment seems like a pussy,don't have real men in there.Get a real goverment.
http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/
That is discrimination, special since many woman have A-cup breasts.
So big breasted middle schoolers are fine ?
I can´t decide wether to laugh at such a dumb reason or cry for the retrograde treatment the Australians are being given by their government...
I think banning them outright might be a bit overkill, but hey, Australia's now the place to be if you're a tit man.
Maybe. I haven't heard of any famous tits (or even their owners) from Australia.
Our Prime Minister is a bit of a Tit
This is ironic.
What do feminists think of this? Feminists are probably the most vocal about child porn laws yet at the same time, they don't want to be objectified by men as sex objects.
Now Australian women's maturity are judged by the size of their breasts. If you have an A cup, you're not an adult. Lol.
Where is equality now when you need them. I'm sure they will be "objectified" by this since I'm sure not all of them have D cup breast.
This is the movie moment when thine enemy becomes friend for one fateful battle. Equality Now, you make me sick. However, I will put our past aside for now. Otaku, with our oversized katana, and feminist, with their small cigar cutters, shall strike and leave not an ounce of flesh.
Wrong.
Since everyone in equality now is obese.
There's only one thing that most feminists hate worse than some of their fellow sisters being discriminated against, and that my fellow poster is Natural Male Sexuality... expect silence.
So what happens to the Australian viewers of this site?
uh...
Chances are, this site is already listed on the proposed mandatory internet filter.
Australians... They really love their whales.
Women with small breasts have enough body-image issues without the government telling them that their breasts should be bigger too. Talk about insensitive!
Here's an idea - why don't they go after people who actually abuse and molest children?
Doing some actual work? Don't be ridiculous...
Besides, while child molesters are a real problem, they're really quite a minor one. Things like rape (in general), domestic violence (which arguably creates molesters, women abuse children more often than men abuse women btw) and violence in general are problems of much larger scale. Then again, people rarely care about guys getting a beating.
What's next?, midgets considered "babies" just because they resemblence one?... jesus.
So Australia is encouraging breasts implants then...
But they won't pay for it.
does this mean that if you watch porn with men in it your a pedo, considering they have A or less chests... time to break out the fatman porn
Australians... They really love whales...
Man, the Queen's Dominion sure has changed. No more than 200 years ago, marrying a 14 year old was all fine and dandy. In fact it was thought to be the ideal age for marriage and fertility. Now 200 years may seem like a long time but that was really only our great-grandparents, or great-great-grandparents generation.
I guess that makes our great granparents more "liberated" than we are.
Let's not forget there was essentially nothing wrong with painting and later photographing nude children to most people.
Soon, it will be illegal to marry A-cup woman. With that A-cup women will less likely have children and A-cup genotype will slowly decease. This is just sick plan of big boobs lovers.
>This is just sick plan of big boobs lovers.
I see thruth here
obviously a ploy by the powerful breast enhancement trade groups... next thing you now they'll become compulsory... and hairy legs will be illegal cuz it will promote beastiality... so will ugliness for that matter.
its sad to see how low can the Australian Government GO
There's this whole mentality that "if something offends someone, it must be banned, so as not to hurt their feelings".
The problem is, with so many people, of so many different viewpoints, if we banned everything that is possibly "offensive", we'd ban _EVERYTHING_.
Or get into a war over it.
I'm 23 and my GF is 19, she is REALLY small for her age and she has small breasts... I'm getting seriously afraid that someday someone will accuse me of pedophilia.... this is crazy... small breasts are natural...
Sorry mate, In Austrailia you are a pedophile.
Just kidding, don't kill yourself.
Sometimes I read these things and have to ask myself if its all just a joke.
But then I realize its not and I find myself wanting got cry...
how is this allowed???
This really pisses me off. I feel like they're sending the message out that I'm disgusting because I have A cups. Fuck you, Australia. I like my small chest.
Amen!
This may be a blessing in disguise...
Why are people blaming australians for this? It's the damn government not the residents, what the hell do you want us to do? We fight, argue and protest but our voices are unheard.
You oppose internet filtering, you're apparently a pedophile, Stephen Conroy even used this in an argument < this is powered by ACL(Australian Christian Lobby) They are basically his only supporters, he had given up on the stupid idea of filtering the internet, but ACL didn't like that and pressured him into making the trials move forward.
I wouldn't be surprised if ACL has something to do with the small breast ban as well, religion has no place in government. I would leave, but I can't stand people who leave there country when things go to shit, nothing gets resolved.
Apparently everyone in australia are pedophiles and have no say in what laws pass in parliament. So stop blaming the people, you want someone to poke fun at? Try the religious stronghold we have that is killing all our rights.
People here already take shots at religion. If you want to vent some steam then start a thread at the forums.
Apparantly if you say you want to kick christians out of the government you're a monster.
But if you say you want to burn atheists, you're cannonized as a saint if you follow your dreams.
AUSTRALIA SUCKS.
Where are you from?
Overt sexism; how barbaric.
I'm now banned on australia. ( ̄W ̄)~~~
Don't worry, you still have us.
Aww poor, poor Aussie pedoscum. It is so sad to hear they can no longer get their legal fix with loli looking adults like the rest of you pedofags. Truly heart breaking news.
Yes, now they have no choice but rape to get their sexual urges quenched ( however you write that ). Assuming ofc that small breasted women are in the favor of pedos.
Oh my God...
There are a lot of reasons why I love my country, but this is definitely not one of them. Why is our government so idiotic?
As an Aussie, I am not surprised that my country is becoming 'worse than China'.
Welcome to the People's Republic of Australia.
All hail Chairman Rudd!
ラッド首相のアホ!
(Raddo-shushô no AHO!)
Prime Minister Rudd's an IDIOT!
Does this mean they're going to make small penises in porn illegal, too?
Yes, because men with small penises are children, apparently.
So why not to also ban shaved females? You just might think they are children too!
Great, now small-breasted women are going to feel EVEN MORE insecure about their bodies... And this is flat-out discrimination. Where the fuck are the revolutions? Why are people letting it go this far?
Now when I think of Australia, I think of The Giver and V for Vendetta.
Odd... My comments won't appear...
Anyways... I'm dating someone who is 20 and her chest size is small. I guess if I have sex with her that is the same as having sex with a kid. And I'll be arrested.
~Oh Australian government, how everybody hate you.
¬_¬
Australians, always trying to be different.
Even their toilet water spins the other way around.
I prefer big breasts and have nothing against fake tits (unlike some of the overcompensating losers posting on this article) but for christ's sake, this is much, much too far. What the hell are they thinking?
This is a joke, right?
Come on.
...Shit.
"Am i talking to the police ? My husband is staring at my small breasts, please arrest him !!!"
:(
Somehow i cant believe it. I cant imagine that this doesnt violate australian basic law o.O
fail. Aus has some good shit, but this is just fail.
Now Australian pedos that were happy with only porns with small breasted women, have to pass to real children for satisfaction.
This answer made me really laugh out loud xDD
But that is really sad. Humiliating women with small breasts by law, and punishing everyone with a fetish. (ejaculation topic)
All hail catholic rules and stories, bringing forth such extreme "politicians" better labelled as sect participants
(sorry for my bad english)
there is definitely something missing from this report. I refuse to accept this at face value. Surely there must have been some opponents to this ban (what, there aren't any Australian ministers with small breasts?). Artefact, are you giving us the full story?
I had been in Australia for a year and you will be surprised at all the idiotic policies they come up with. Especially the one about taxes and the efforts they are taking to make Unions sweat. I wouldn't at all be surprised if this is indeed happening.
OH YEAH BECAUSE FLAT CHESTED WOMEN DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF ESTEEM ISSUES ALREADY, NOW THEY NEED THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT TELLING THEM THEY LOOK LIKE CHILDREN. GOOD GOING, AUSTRALIA.
These Romans are crazy.
wow. just wow. sooo,
flat chest = child pornography?
then that means,
shaved pussy = child pornography too. am i right?
So why haven't the banned "petite" genre or shaved actresses and works depicting schoolgirls, cheerleaders, baby-sitters, and actresses sporting pig-tails?
They will.
Next step. Obligatory male length check every year. If you know what I mean. Too small — banned, too long — sexual offender.
It's the Australians' fault for voting such morons into power.
The opposition is just as bad.. If not worse
I say kill 'em all. Isn't Australia where Britain used to dump their most dangerous convicts? C'mon, It's in the blood! XD
If word about this asinine law ever got out to the mainstream, you can bet there'll be plenty of females looking for polichicken scalps, guaranteed.
Other ladies will be busy looking for good therapists and/or plastic surgeons...
yeah kill us all im from convict heritage and deserve it,go on on get it over with already.
Sad for the women who defend their flat chest as a good trait.
I still think it's a good trait.
Hell, maybe I can get child tickets to things if I'm vacationing in Australia now! Cheaper tickets are better. :D
i don't blame australia too much. i think it is just corrupt governing bodies that are to blame for ignorant shit like this. if it happened in america though every woman with small breasts would sue. because that's what we do in america, make stupid laws and sue people over them.
OH SHIT
MY GF IS A-CUP, I'M A PEDO ???
This is insane. I agree with previous comments on topic. How insulting to women with A-cups! Just stupid.
"2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction."
Huh?! I know most of the porn that depicts this is faked to extreme (if not downright silly) levels but actual female ejaculation is as natural as male ejaculation. (though far more rare) I had an ex-girlfriend who was capable of some pretty healthy ejaculations and it was AWESOME, not "abhorrent".
For years I've been reading about the laws coming out of Australia and they're obsessed with this kind of PC, "save the children!" junk. *rolls eyes*
And they really fail in their case studies too. It has been known that most cases of rape and pedophilia are performed by people the victim is very familiar with. All these ridiculous laws ain't protecting any children!
The ironic thing here is that even feminists are raging HARD at this. The denial of female ejaculation as well as the implicit message that breasts have to be big is truly sexist. For once, I actually don't expect this ban to last very long...
That's something feminists ought to be raging against since it is directly discriminatory against women.
I too am speechless.
This is sufficiently dumb as to make me think they are in some weird contest with the French. Remember the French, they recently banned swearing at women.
What's next, no wait, I'd rather not know.
my ovaries have just ruptured in rage
so what about big breasted children ?
they're ok for porn ?
Australia is DEFINITELY OFF my my list of places to visit!
And to think I watched the Sydney Olympics on TV years ago!!
Since my Dad had bigger tits them my mom, she's classified as a child? WTF
I'd boycott the UK, too - except I'm a fan of "Doctor Who", "Monty Python", "EastEnders" and all other Brit TV shows!!
so a girl with B cup or more is not a child ...
What about a twelve year old with a B cup?
i was thinking the same thing?
if a female with small boob is considered a child then what about a young teen with big boobs, is she consider an adult? O_o
We can finally see the ulterior motive behind the research that stated that big-boobed females are smarter... >_> They've been planning this A-cup ban for a long time.
This is only going to make women feel more self-conscious and inferior when they see nothing but big breasted girls everywhere.
If Paul Hogan crossed a public street in MY hometown, I WON'T use the brake pedal!
WRONG!!! Dumb Ku the next thing theyll ban is men for who else would want this ban but feminists
..although they (feminists) won't ban gay porn, would they?
Aussies love GAYS!
And the late Heath Ledger played one!
I'm not surprised, considering this is the same country that pays for breast implants for women in their military.
Is that even productive? I thought having less bags of flesh on the chest allows for better running?
Never change Australia. Never change.
The 1996 law they passed in the US implied that porn stars who "looked" young could be banned from performing. This included dressing them up like schoolgirls, shaved pussies, and yes--small tits. There was some bitching at the time but it was never tested in court. The 2002 law that partly took the place of the 1996 law (sorry, too lazy to google the stupid names of those laws) took some of the edge off that and the restrictions on computer depictions, etc. There was at least one fairly major case that threw out charges based on 2D computer illustrations and has established some precedent.
But it all depends on the prosecutor and the judge. You can still get bunged into jail even for writing about loli stuff if you're unlucky and don't have a kick-ass lawyer and a few hundred grand to pay him.
I hope they arrest every small-breasted woman at the beach, because that might also tempt child molesters. In fact, women should wear full length garments of some kind so that way no one can, in any way, think of them as women. Only then will women be truly free.
Good job, Australia.
Like a burka? :)
And heaven knows, the burka keeps Islamist women from being raped. (or at least their attackers from being charged)
I'm feeling less and less heterosexual all the time with this stuff.
Like seriously, when I was young I was so freakishly scared of my homosexual bisexual feeling I locked them away and just pretended to be a normal heterosexual. Now I starting to wonder if I'm more scared of my heterosexual side, it's for certain I'm scared of both now.
Now I can get beat up and otherwise persecuted for my homosexual feelings, AND get persecuted for my heterosexual feelings.
At this rate they're going to attract the attention of the feminists and it's not going to be pretty. I can't wait for it to happen to be honest. To think, I'd life to see the day there would be a breast war of all things, telling women to be more womanly and less androgynous in order to protect the kids.
This is so sexist and transphobic on so many levels, child's "rights" activists at this point are either going to throw us into an extremely dystopian society and world, or the whole anti-loli activism is going to stand on it's head and utterly obliterate and the majority of the population sees their arguments and says "wait, this is utterly stupid!".
Orwellian society of sexism and transphobia, or tit revolution, here we come! I can't believe this isn't even a dream. I'm sick. Like really, this psychologically pains me to the point I feel it deep in the pits of my stomach. Humanity, did you have to become THIS foolish when I already had this low of an opinion on the majority of humanity?
Emotion is the keyword.
All rational arguments is beaten by religious or emotional arguments.
So, that foolishness hapens.
Little bit offtopic:
All those changes comes in name of children.
Those changes, when goes too far, causes problem.
.... Have Possibilities to blame the children for the problem?
Maybe stupid but... Is "Social Misopedia" possible?
it's becouse male allow this.As soon as they stop allowing it, women will stop doing it into emasculating men.
True men should know better what is right and wrong.
Okay, since Australia bans small breasts as "Child Pornography," wouldn't small breasts on middle and senior women be considered one too? Think about Australian officials! And be more realistic!
This is sexist!!
For real? When is this shit gonna stop? God forbid I appreciate a modest looking woman.
What's next? The removal of sexual organs and the rise of testtube babies? This way people won't have to be so paranoid over stupid shit.
Knowing Canada, they'll put this shit into effect soon too. I can't fucking wait.
... Goddammit.
I kind of doubt this will happen in Canada, the feminist movement there is really strong, for something like this to happen would piss off a huge massive base on the country. Not to mention another election might be occuring soon..
Most of the issues in Canada are caused by the ability of the courts to introduce new laws without going through the actual legal system.
Also our lazy and horrible Conservative minority.
Canada banned children from the net. They're safe in their fail :p
What The FUCK? This is totally bullshit, not only what you're saying to people is that adults who are conscenting who make movies that have small breasts in them are actually PROMOTING child porn, but in effect the austrailian government is stating all women with small breasts are child like and promoting it? That makes me sick, you know you really give a lot of people a fucking complex by stating that. They're saying that women who have small breasts aren't adults but children, and they're trying to alter reality of this as well? Holy shit..!
Well fuck you Australia, That's the straw that breaks the camels back, if that ever happens to where I live, I'm gonna go and tell that right to my politician's face and burn my flag in front of them. Not only is it an insult to people in the industry, it's an insult to women as well, AND to people who like small breasts.. And what are people doing there about it? NOTHING, you just bend over and take it.. you make me SICK. Burn in hell forever.
Not only that but, where's Equality Now NOW?? Mark this day in your calendar because I don't see them making up a fuss, fucking goddamm wankers.
Over time(in the near or distant future), I wouldn't be surprised if most of our developed nations digress to Islamic morale and the middle east becomes more westernized. It'll be a slow but gradual flipping of standards and soon all those 'liberating' human rights acts will be meaningless to have happened.
It shows...when people started considering re-intoducing the death penalty.
On a more scarcastic note: Are you sure it's China we should all be worried about taking over the world, not 'Children'? They seem to be getting the most freedom in everything. lol
australia, more like ausFAILia
They're obsessed with big stuffs such as the whales, of course they're going to prejudice against small breast..
Fukken moralfags..
I encourage all the small chested women over the world(myself included) to strip off nude in protest.
We could get Equality Now to help out so they can actually go against something worthwhile without going against terrorists.
There's no "Al Queda-Dundee" there, right?
Man sex with my wife last night was amazing
Dude ewwwww that's nasty
what?
isn't your wife like 11 years old?
what no she's 29 what the heck man ?
I mean look at her chest it's so flat she's got to be 12 you sick pedo freak
:/
whats next banning children?
According to Australian law god obviously made a mistake by creating small breasts.
Plastic surgeons rejoice!
Wow, Australia is heading to be a worse country than China regarding censorship (or at least an equally un-free country).
Small breasts = children?
Okay, so all A-cup women can no longer drink alcohol since they are children.
All men married to a-cup women are pedophiles and should be arrested and thrown in jail forever.
I wonder if women in Australia realize what a HUGE setback in their rights this is. "The government will tell you what to do with your body. Small breasts? Get breast implants or never show them to anyone."
Pathetic.
Family First, I will get you, I will get you for this conspiracy against my sexuality!
Its most likely Family First who did this and that politician that throws out random crap all the time just to screw people over by the looks of things. Most of his arguments dont even make sence, very few of them get though.
So that country is going to band Small Breasted women in the porn Industry?
NUKE CANBERRA!
That's right. No more A-cups in Australian porn.
This was the last I would expect from Australia :-(
Umm I don't know what to say other than Australia is freaking crazy. So is the UK. I mean banning small breasts from adult women? That's an absurd law. Isn't that more insulting to women than actually protecting children?
Pettan, Pettan, Tsurupettan...
I hate my country.
Meanwhile, in Brazil, 7 years old lolis can be Queens of Carnival's groups.
http://carnaval.ig.com.br/noticias/riodejaneiro/2010/01/27/enquete+voce+concorda+com+a+escolha+de+uma+crianca+para+rainha+de+bateria+9378678.html [http://carnaval.ig.com.br/noticias/riodejaneiro/2010/01/27/enquete voce concorda com a escolha de uma crianca para rainha de bateria 9378678.html]
http://noticias.terra.com.br/brasil/noticias/0,,OI4230806-EI306,00.html
Hell, if Britain, Canada and Australia want Victorian standards, why not just raise Queen Victoria herself from the dead already!?
I'm glad America had a revolution!
as an Aussie i envy your rights
I think it's time to revolt against the government. To bad most australians have the attitude "she'll be right" I'm so sick of hearing that.
Canada has no such ridiculous laws regulating our porn.
True, they just ban children from the internet.
If something isn't being done to abolish this law, then I'm gonna go down there and make them.
Also, I find this so ridiculously offensive and unjust that I feel like I've been slapped in the face.
Unfortunately there is nothing we can do about it. What most people don't realise is that Australians have only one right given to them in the constitution: The right to vote. No freedom of speech or expression. Raise any objection and the government will swiftly shut you up and there isn't a damned thing any of us can do about it. Sadly the average Aussie doesn't realise this and anyone who tries to tell them is quickly silenced and labelled a terrorist or a paedophile just to make sure the nation ignores what they said.
Let us all go and KILL EVERY CHILD...-FRIENDLY thing in Australia!!
you have got too fucking kidding me!
there are married woman out whom after breast feeding their child became A cup. Are they children are those 25+ year old woman loli? censorship can go fuck itself first they edit the violence out of anime because apparently 'children watch it' now THIS
American beer lovers: If you love pettankos and small-breasted ladies, boycott Oz!
Stop buying Foster's Beers!
Go back to Budweiser!
Not even Australians are stupid enough to dring Fosters.. we send that crap overseas.. lol
Not that it matters anymore. The Australian Government is set on turning the internet status here into China even though 90% of the population is against it (and the other 10% don't use the internet). We won't be able to look at any kind of porn online anyway, so why bother doing stupid crap like this?
The way it looks like its going to work i wouldn't be surprised if everything on the internet is going to be banned just cause people want to do it for shits'n'giggles
Golden showers is a category.... xD
I'm surprised it's Australia doing this, you'd at least think the Britfags would be first.
Then again, Australians are decendants of Britfag convicts, so I guess we'll see the law being passed here soon or sooner.
Awesome. So, instead of being 21, I'm actually 12? It's a good thing I don't live in Australia, or I guess my husband would get arrested for marrying me/having sex with me, since I'm clearly underage for having AA-cups. Oh, since I'm not even an A-cup, does that make me younger? Like, maybe six years old? Either way, I'm clearly a child, and my body is clearly what's causing pedophelia. What the hell, seriously.
You know, if we want to eliminate pedophelia, we should BAN CHILDREN. That'll fix that problem right up, don't you think?
Fuck society for giving us flat-chested women yet another reason to feel self-conscious about our size, or lack thereof.
To HELL with the children!!
This also puts all A-cupped porn actresses in Australia out of work. In an already struggling economy, this is awfully unfair. Not only are they being told their bodies aren't good enough for their line of work and that they look like children, but they're having their jobs swept from under their feet. How cruel, Australia!! How could you?! DFC is beautiful!!
If A cup is considered a child, what makes early bloomers?
they're gay
yes, lets take away their adult rights while they're at it.
And I thought nothing rivals the logic failure of a rape victim being lashed and the rapist pardoned... Apparently. I'm DEAD WRONG.
I wonder if those who passed this law has actually measured the bust/cup sizes of the female peers in the parliament?
Oh, wait... it's either that there's no woman in Aussie parliament OR all of them are rich enough to pay for breast transplants OR they happened to be blessed with something larger than A-cup.
Seriously, I almost thought of taking a picture of an Aussie parliament member having his way with his A-cup wife and cry "Pedo!!" to his face while spreading the picture.
Ah, government body... How I love that when they're going to be an ass, they do a really good job at it.
f them aussies. and they're the closest in typing you know what. laws are getting dumber now. we need a revamp(waits for meteor hit the world)
So now most Asian women who visit Australia are labled as lost child
Good thing I'm moving to Japan next year to teach English.
>teach english
You mean raip little girls and give them broken video games in return?
I think it is time to liberate Australia and give them a real constitution that was not designed to deal with governing criminals.
That is the most fucked up shit relating to oppression of free speech in the western world that I have ever heard.
Indeed it is. In fact it's so ridiculous that even usually porn-bashing feminist organizations are on the move to counter the ban.
Australia - where discrimination is legal.
australia - where madness is legal!
I live in Australia and the first i hear of this is on this website.I hope this is just a joke because i like my small breasted women. I'm off the my local member to find out wtf is going on.
In the future, they'll start asking short, D-cupped women to play children on tv shows because, frankly, showing children will depict paedophilia.
If only Australia had it's own Revolution during the 1800's than I won't have to put up with this bullshit and we would have our own 18+ video game laws. But nooooo we had to stick with the British monochy. Bunch of kissass
Australia is a nation of trolls. It's the only reasonable explanation.
Lol, fucking feminists asked for it.
Feminist: PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN! BAN PORNO BECAUSE IT DEMEANS WOMEN. BAN LOLI MANGA BECAUSE IT PROMOTES PEDOPHILIA.
Actually hardcore pornography IS banned in Australia.
TO the umpteenth layer of Hell with the kids!
They have way too many rights!
They get away with anything--even MURDER!
Give kids an inch, soon they kill you in your sleep at night!!
This is so absurd, I really don't even know what to say about it. WTF, Australia? WTF?
no more DFC on my 18+ women? what has this world come to.
Madness.
I live in Australia, and this is news to me.
Sure we have a wacky government; but everything they do to us always has a reverse thing coming.
A good example of this is the ADSL2+ naked broadband speed they gave us; yeah they gave us the best speeds we could ever hope for - but then they ruin it by planning to ask EVERY Internet Service Provider to block/hide/remove ALL child pornographic content, and thus as a result slow down our speeds by at least half.
Now they give us this shit. I don't think our prime minister would be behind this though; he even knows how to speak Mandarin! He's probably used to the flat chested atmosphere while studying in China before he became prime minister 8]
You think these laws are weird? Wait till you hear about our 4 minutes showers and other wacky shizz ==;
So when I play eith my wife's breasts, I am a peadophile now? This is discrmination against a-cups and at a time when people are being told be happy with what you have too.
"but none of the ladies in magazines have small breasts, it can't be normal"
What a lame ass country Australia is becoming.
waw .... it's true ?.... it must be the stupidest thing I've read
That is absolutely crazy. Next all males married to a Female who is not as tall as he is will be arrested for being 'pedophiles' for marrying short girls to get off to it. Then, all females with under C cups will be arrested or be forced to have breast implants, this goes for all girls over the age of 7. . . . . .
Really thinking off the wall there land downunder, maybe hanging upside down for so many years has finally made all the blood rush to your heads down there. No not that one the one that has your nose on it.
Lemme see if I got this straight: A cup = child and B cup = adult? That's some of the most fucked-up shit I ever heard. By that reasoning my GF with A cups is a loli and her two daughters with larger breasts are adults...
a = child
b = grey zone
c = could be adult
d = close to be an adult
e = adult with small breasts
.
.
.
They will soon make sex illegal with A-cups. They don't deserve it in their mind. Them politicians all must have some serious mommy-complex.
The opening line of the Australian National Anthem:
Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free
LIES! I am Australian and this is just the latest in a string of democratic rights going to hell in this country.
First we have Michael Atkinson being the solitary person preventing an R18+ rating system for the gaming industry, thus inducing heavy censorship on a significant proportion of games which are hacked down to MA15+, which allows teens to get their hands on them when R18+ wouldn't and allow adults proper rights. Not that Michael Atkinson has the brains to comprehend that since he is in the electorate of Croydon, which is about as conservative and old-fashioned as you can get in South Australia. Not to mention him trying to sue the members of the Cheltenham area for speaking out of him allowing the council there to turn a protected recreational area into residential apartments. Or the fact it's fairly implicated that he and other senior members of parliament are protected 'The Family', a secret pedophile society which existed since the days of Don Dunstan and seems to mysteriously protect bastards like him, Peter Liddie. Yet they cause brave souls like Peter Lewis, who have the balls to speak of for what's right, democratic and true, to have to resign. Damn you to the ninth circle of hell, Michael Atkinson!
Then we have the new leader of the Opposition at a National level - Tony Abbott. Who so far has said:
1. Abortion should be illegal in Australia.
2. Women should not have sex before marriage and that it should be made to be so.
3. Contraception is wrong.
4. That Catholics are the most well-informed people of all.
THIS is the person who is leading the Opposition! Hell, Australian women generally hate his guts! The deputy leader of the ruling government told him to get bent yesterday for telling women how to live. And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is one of MANY reasons why we will NOT allow them back in power as they were for 1995-2007. During which they also introduced laws (Workplace) which allowed all employers to fire ANY employee without ANY need or reason to justify it. Trust me, the current government is far better than Tony Abbott, Malcolm Turnbull and the other bigoted scumbags in the Liberal Party! Damn you, Tony Abbott. And damn you, John Howard, for utterly raping this country for the 12 years you were in power! During which he made TV programs about sex illegal. [unless they were medically related...what's the difference? A naked body is a naked body!](despite the fact that well-behaved, educational shows like Sex/Life were the highest rating shows on TV at the time and generating positive behaviour and views on sex as a result.)
And NOW we have Barnaby Joyce! The average cup size for an Australian woman is B. A generation ago, it was an A-cup! Considering fashion and society in general is being pressured to promote REALISTIC/HEALTHY bodies that are common, of which A-cups are a significant part of that - Barnaby Joyce, you idiot. You were once the maverick of the country as an independent and actually did a bit of good. But now, months after being converted to the Liberal Party, you have lost your balls completely and become a complete traitor. Congratulations on setting back women's rights, democracy and freedoms back about 50-100 years. So now realistic bodies are wrong. So now models with A-cup bodies must now be banished to oblviion and forced to get implants?! At this rate, you just might leapfrog Michael Atkinson as the most hated politician in this country, you utter fool. Yes, I get you're trying to prevent pedophilia on some level. But how is censoring ADULT bodies going to achieve that?! Why are you making all people suffer due to a small proportion of evil pricks, some of which are protected by hypocritical scumbags like Michael Atkinson! Damn you to hell, Barnaby Joyce.
And as for the ruling Labour Party, they wish to introduce the internet filter which will block a multitude of sites, including this, Danbooru, any adult site, etc. Essentially turning this country into a living version of the 1984 nightmare outlined by George Orwell. Kevin Rudd, you've managed to do a lot of good things in your time as Prime Minister (undoing Workplace, reconciliation, negating the global recession, trying to induce climate change plans, contemplating an R18+ rating for the gaming industry) and you're a rightside better than that bigot John Howard was, but this one is just wrong. Senator Conroy should NOT be the only person in Australia who gets to decide what is right and wrong for this country when it comes to the internet! That's pretty much dictatorship standards when one person is deciding what is right for all.
So, since some people asked why we don't change government, this is why:
Independents like Barnaby Joyce are the ones that started this push
Labour is voting in the laws, including people like Michael Atkinson, who enforce even more draconian laws and protect the scum they claim to be safeguarding people from
Liberals like Tony Abbott are a million times more bigoted than Labour ever could be.
So Labour is the best option. Unfortunately, it's a lose-lose situation no matter who's in control. -_-
All I can say is - Australia, take back your rights before it's too late. We are no longer young and free, since it's now a crime to be so. We must prevent this country from turning into the totalitarian nightmares George Orwell, Ray Bradbury and Aldous Huxley predicted the world to be heading in. There is still plenty that is good in Australia and I love this country. But it kills me on the inside when inhumane laws like this are being enforced. It reminds me that Australia doesn't have a Bill of Rights in its constitution. Hmmm...
quote: "LIES! I am Australian and this is just the latest in a string of democratic rights going to hell in this country. "
Actually, so called democracy is the main thing at fault here. Enjoy the vote of mindless majority (having absolutely no idea about anything related to economy, politics or even who is going to "represent" them after getting elected), easily manipulated by marketing specialists and media.
It's like rising 3 kids, and using democracy at home to let them vote on what they can or cannot do. They are too stupid for that, in the same way people are too stupid (and lazy, to even do basic research) for voting. Maybe in a perfect world it could work (where everyone had degree in economy, wasn't religious nutter, could respect other opinions, and voted only basing on his own research), but not in the real one.
So, people with radically different propositions (even if logical and reasonable), have absolutely no chance of getting anywhere. You're stuck with big, popular choices.
All in all, nothing will get changed (be it Australia or any other country with developed democracy) - even if for the sole reason, that a politician is a career maker, with not necessarily large period to "shine". Corruption and sucking up are obvious things to begin with. If you can force your ego and views on other people along the way, it's added bonus.
Look at Japan, and the retarded penal code article #175. A bit too lax two-liner responsible for over half a century of mosaics, bars & steaming. Backed by retarded judges and their narrow vision of what is or isn't "moral". Wikipedia has good external references to information about how/why it developed over the years.
If that "Australian sex party" would have a more "serious"-sounding name, it could've become an alternative to the current party...
However, Anonymous, you have the power to change things. On Dec.5th, there were demonstrations throughout the world to protest against Italy's Silvio Berlusconi regime, the No Berlusconi Day, and it was all created and organized on the Internet.
Perhaps nobody in Australia has heard of that law, and some sort of demonstration could open the eyes of some people.
democracy is the problem my friend,i've been checking exposing feminism and also i found this:
http://townhall.com/Common/PrintPage.aspx?g=a507b1fb-7199-43cd-a9ec-7894f9005e85&t=c
A vote for democracy is a vote against a man said this youtube user:
http://www.youtube.com/user/pinegrove33
Anyway i already know better how most of women leaders don't know how to be fair,they run on emotion is the biggest problem why they get offendet and they aren't maded to be as logicical as men.Only a true male reader knows how to lead and not give into womens emotions and does everything with proper reasoning and logic.
You are kinda wrong. Humanity as a whole, men or women, have a tendency of running with their emotions. Therefore, we are much better off being governed by supercomputers that are incapable of ANY emotion and only exist to make logical deductions and calculations.
Such a supercomputer does not exist and even if it does exist, its rule could be downright dehumanizing since it may consider what makes us human as the root to all problems and ban them all, turning us into machines in all but form.
yes human run on emotion.And male logic,emotions that come from a man that had a proper amount of masculinity in their life can lead better for everyone.Becouse women logic ain't the same as male logic and if they they get affected by female emotions and don't stand up against them when it is needed like in times of reccesion there.
Obama did see how important is the male workforce,but then he had to give money to the female sectors which weren't affected by recession.Thus many male workers lost their job.
No matter what people say,men are still who take all those dirty,dangerous jobs where they have to work over 50 hours a week sometimes to build up society.
Btw obama wasn't raised into a masculine household or had a good male caretaker to learn him some masculinity,even his sister was abusing him physicly and he never standed against her.
I do not believe a leader like him can make it when he bends down too much.
It isn't really much about masculinity, it's whether the person has got the interest of the people in mind, the backbone to see it through, and the humbleness to think of and listen to the people.
Look at all the visionaries. Take, for example, Abraham Lincoln. He cares about the people around him and he has got a backbone to get it done despite it resulting in a civil war. If he doesn't care about his country and cares more about his personal well being, he would not be the famous president who abolished slavery, he would be a tyrant!
And that is very much lacking in what we are seeing here. A leader who does not give a damn enough to listen to what the people are saying and is running off with personal bias based on personal values. This is the makings of a tyrant.
OMG. WTF.
I like how this is the first time I've heard of this, and I'm Australian. Good job local media.
Comments from Austrailians in this thread have let me finally understand this one. It's not supposed to make sense. It's a trick by people opposed to all pornography to eliminate a portion of their target. Many more dishonest bans will follows.
Can Australians really not manage to keep these people out of their government?
Australia wants to become next Big Breast Super Power then by all means let them become one.
Their brain got fried by senseless big boob anime like Qwaser. They're in dire need of some Kugirie anime or they'll keep failing.
That's just stupid and furthermore it's a discrimination against all women with small breast
How terrible prejudice
tsurupettan is not only with loli
Interesting... Australia used to more open-minded before. Maybe a result of having a right-wing government in power too long?
Roastbeef Union & Kangaroo Land, they fail & suck hard!
For more australian paranoia, you can always check out:
http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/
this link is already given in the article, hidden behind the word "reports"
I hope this law will never be active, or at least revoked. Couldnt see if it is already active.
wew...that's sick.
This is discrimination against small breasted women, and the men who love them. I can't see how this can be legal. Next up, the age of consent raised to 25?
The age of consent shall be raised to the Cup size B! (Or lowered I guess...)
And the idiotic rules begin to fly in 2010...
If 2009 banned rape in Eroge, 2010 banned REAL women with small breasts..?
Ugh...I can't wait for the next (perverted) generation to grow up and replace this stupid, old-fashioned, "can't get some because I am fat and ugly" moralfag idiots running the rules...
Seems like some Australian politic fell for a trap and thought 'nevermore'
GDI I'm an Australian A-cup woman. Guess I'm under arrest for existing. 8(
Australia disgusts me.
You dont know shit from Clay, many countries in the world disgust me, ive been everywhere this is the best country in the world, this is not a big issue look at the fucked up shit in the shit hole you live.Stop being a hypocrite.
You disgust me, fucking idiot.
Suck my spanish balls ;D
Kitty Yung/Young might be out of job soon.
"Barnabunny" and "Barnot" are conservative nut jobs.
I warned about this very type of crap on a couple of blogs last year (maybe even here). If you want something banned, link it to IP pirates, paedophiles or terrorists and the brainless masses will line up behind a ban!
Our entire country is going down the tubes.
We've imported all the worst aspects of the US (religious fanatics, user pays, etc) and none of the good stuff (1000s of ICBMs and multi-megaton warheads).
Oh I forgot, loser CEOs who were kicked out of the US.
lehnerus2000
Additional:
I didn't see anything about this on our "scumbag mainstream" media outlets!
lehnerus2000
If ever there was a country in need of a regime change, it's Australia. Where are the US marines when we need them?
I would invite such an armed takeover with open arms.
wait what? I'm an aussie and I've never heard of this! =.=
I knew they wanted an internet filter and for all holy means I hope that gets thrown down the flusher but A cup pedophelia? I don't care what size agirl's tits are, and if they're A cup so be it.
Someone just kill off Hillsong "church" already... oh and the scientology one as well while we're at it. Religion influences too much in aussie politics.
Australia have you gone completely berserk on stupidity?!
There are loads and loads of women with around cup A, what is your message to them?
Why are you putting so little trust in the male gender? Do you really believe that if a man watches a porn flick with a woman with small breasts he will be unable to stop himself from trying to sex kids?
Do I really need to point out the vast differences between a flatchested girl vs a flatchested woman?
You could actually go to Equality now with this and present this as an abomination to female rights, that's how ridiculous this is.
What is up with the so many places in the world starting to get afraid of sexuality?
May I just point out that this law had nothing to do us. The average Aussie has no say in the creation of laws.
Beyond simply being one of the dumbest ideas I've heard in the last few years, isn't this also discrimination towards at least one group of women? I'm fairly sure that should be illegal under discrimination laws. Surely, Australia at least has those?
I do pity those who live over there. The people in the government over there seem to be out of touch with how the world works. Making something perfectly natural illegal out of a groundless fear because it just might be promoting pedophilic behaviour is not exactly the result of rational thought.
Though perhaps this is just a concealed attempt to raise the intellectual level of the general population, as some research seems to indicate that bigger breasts might make women more intelligent.
Either way however, it seems that Australia is well on its way to achieve their goals one way or another. Australian lovers of the flat chest, I suggest you look into emigration before the government flags you as a sexual deviant.
i live in aus and thsi is ther first i heard of this...
Dingos ate my baby!!!
Ohh! Aussie lolicons will be very sad and I guess pedobear will be banned in Australia.
OK, because I can't find these DFC girls in magaizines anymore, I might go stalk some high school girls because of my love for soft. slim and natural body.
Seriously, now we're supposed to like just one and only body type potrayed in mass media?
Fuck this shit. Seriously, I'm going back to Australia in Feb - fuck you Australia. Fuck. You.
This is new to me and I live in Australia but I guess it's something they wouldn't cover on the news here haha, cause Australia has too much bloody political correctness. I'm starting to think Keven Rudd (Australian PM) is actually china man disguised, he speaks fluent chinese and then pushes for an internet filter and now peoples porno fetishes. *sigh* -_-
Australia has failed video games, and now porn, WHEN WILL SOMEONE STOP THE MADDNESS D:
I love female ejaculation!! It turns me on!! How can they do that?!
Australia, land of fail and spiders.
Are you saying that the sex party is really lying or what? If that's what you're suggesting, then what did Kids Free 2 B Kids, Barnaby Joyce, and Guy Barnett really do?
I understand that some people don't check sources, but that's quite an extreme thing to lie about. If you've found that it's wrong, I'd love to see it provided. It would certainly be a relieving piece of news to know that this was all a hoax.
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Hah. Way to RAISE the bar...
Someone should drop an MOAB on top of Ayers Rock and blow it to bits!!
How do I failed Australia?
hmmmm funny thing is, try as i might to search the australian highcourt and federal court cases recent decisions, i find no-where anything in regards to this.. is sancom just ragging on my homeland again?
bring on the lawsuits
WTF. I'm aussie and I can't believe how stupid that comment is. only a person of below average iq, ie a retard, would agree with that comment. Yet i still get a peice of junk mail with some young girl dressed in a bikini or one peice, but that's ok cause kmart or the such sent are selling kids swimwear. I think that would encourage paedophilia. what is the world coming to.
This reminds me of this http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2007/09/16/39167.html#000
Boycott Austrailian porn!
Discrimination based on appearance in a developed country. Yay regression!
People, this is why you have to WAKE UP! It's time to realize that this is NOT about protecting children (if it ever was) from forced sexual encounters, but about creating an 'underclass' of people akin to the homosexuals 30+ years ago.
I laughed so hard that me spleen hurts now.....
Laws like this are not only happening in Australia, but all over the western world. It goes like this. Reality, there are a billion people in the west. Sexual crimes against children are reported throughtout the west as it is adhorent, and therefore sells the media it is exposed in, so in the UK you may read about incest in the US, etc. Dispite this such news is not a daily event. So such crimes are really rare, a fraction of a percent of western adults. I mean, half a billion adults, if just 1% were pedophiles, thats 5 million out commiting these crimes, and the news would have to have a separate section just to cover it. So why all the panic over pedophillia. Well the politicians are caught between a rock and a hard place. Certain people in the community take any such news and make it out to be happening in every household. They then demand politicians bring in draconian laws to combat it. The politicians hesitate and they are buried under an avalanche of "you are supporting the rape of children" headlines in the media. So they give in. And we have a new law. The west is ruled not by politicians, but by ultraright conservatives with media backing and a hidden agenda.
(The west is ruled not by politicians, but by ultraright conservatives with media backing and a hidden agenda.)\
Absolutely correct; CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, and on a rare occasion FOX. (Just to put a face on the devil, since these are the ones complaining the most and loudest, with CNN leading the pack.)
The truth of the matter is that the law has arrested almost all the net-pedos, and lacking real child molesters to crusade against, they now have to name something else as pedo, or their little crusade dies. A crusade can't exist without something to campaign against.
so only a pedo can be attracted to me now...great -_-
australia is now ma favorite country!!!!
i now know where my new vacation destination is for this year!
I think this has more to do with the fact that most the anime and hentai looks like little children and seeing as children have small breasts, they blocked it. its about time something was done about the paedophilia in anime and hentai.
Australia did TRY to have a revolution in Balarat but they lost, they even had their own flag! it was called the Eureka Flag or Southern Cross Flag!
humanity is entirely stupid. this is an example of that complete and utter stupidity. honestly, who would think of something like this to pull? its purely idiotic, regardless of where or who they are.
Dunno if it has been mentioned, but it seems the net jumped the gun. There is a ban of sorts on images that depict girls that appear underage (AKA: barely legal), but that's it. Let's hope that is as far as it goes though. Aussie government is made of fail for various reasons TBH. Really needs to get with the times.
oh well im a small breasted women and i think now the govement needs to pay me 5000 dollers to get breast implants just so i dont get abused by disgusting sick men or women who think i may look like a child..common govenment pay up save all us poor small breasted women from this.....
kill those bigots with fire
What. The. Fuck. Is. It. With. Australia.
disgusting.
the more i read such wasted laws, the more i think we as hentais are quite more reasonable people than those narrow minded "lets do this and this shit " law changers.they should ban themselves
i will provide you with free pics of flat breasted women for free as a protest for this dumbshitting.
plz write to musashi 75
you think thats bad? theres currently preperations in place for censoring the " harmful " content of the internet so it can be safley viewable by children.
this... country...sucks, whens my ticket to japan comming =_=
I have found that those who are at the forfront of thease movements are the ones with most perverse thinking and feel guilty about mearly being human and feeling an attraction to the opiste sex.
What if,, just what if beautiful girls were born and nobody cared enough to even look at them?
Do you believe that God is all-powerful?
If so, can you understand the concept that God makes girls attractive so guys will want to fuck'em and that one fact provides for survival of the human race.
It is also apparent to the most casual observer that God did not put much importance on the birthday count because he knocked up Mary when she was about 12 1/2 years old and she gave birth to Jesus at age 13.
So now,,, are you smarter than God?
well, that's another two steps back for the first woman president. We can't have a woman who simulates herself as a "child" as president now can we?
So if you bang a chick with an A cup who can squirt and even if she happens to be in here mid 20s you get hit with being a pedophile and if you complain by saying that's gay they chalk up a hate crime on you? Wow for once Im glad to live in America too bad we're slowly becomming like england. It seems me and my girl are going to have to cancel our vacation =\
what they should do is ban all the morons who voted this into law and that have small dicks from having sex because it simulates CP