Sony Delays PS3 Motion Controller

Really thought this was like a joke from 2ch that Artefact just found funny, apparently not.

Awesome games there man, buying a PS3 asap!

Ape escape FWD!

STUPID SONY.

As soon as Nintendo's Miyamoto showed to the world the Wii-mote suddenly 6 weeks later Sony says "OH Yeah we've been doing the same Six Axis SHIT too - nintnedo's not innovative =P"

And here we go again but this time its really copying. When they see the sales figures for PS3 games and realize that WII BOWLING is more fun to play by "Non-gamers" they just have to Wii-Mote copy.

Seriously - Non-gamers have a lot of money and Nintendo is getting all of it. Sony and Microsoft with their gimmicks aren't going to stop WII BOWLING lol.

next up! hentai games on ps3 presented to you by square enix!

I seriously thought this was a vibrator.

now all whats left is an ugly MoCap (http://i50.tinypic.com/351fpmv.jpg) suit.
I wonder how long it will take for some devs to make games which would require something like that. Maybe the next Console Gen lolol

I'm waiting for the first article to come onto sankaku about someone getting injured by this remote in a sexual way.

wonder why my sister prefers to play street fighter by herself especially with two players

What is the Jinki game? Is it based on the manga or just some coincidental title?

The Resident Evil 5 team is working on a new edition / DLC expansion of the game that will feature support for the PS3 motion controller, but they did claim they are also coming up with some kind of extra/feature to give the 360 version to make up for it, and did not say it was some kind of natal functionality.

Seeing that I wanted to laugh and laugh...

I mean it looks almost just like a feminine "Massager" and of course as this forum discusses erogames and loli stuff... Really, that'd be the perfect "lollipop" head, the perfect "Massager" (not vibrator, but larger soft massage head) and of course a non-obscene penis head for "Interaction" in such games...

Like, here are some games:

1. Knights of Xentar: Reboot You also get a "Sword" prop to go battle virtual monsters, though the main controller will work if you can't get one yet. The rest of the game is the usual 'seduction' part and the thing used as such. Of course Xentar also has 'erotic whipping' and such and that handle would make a nice 'virual whip handle'.

2. Sea Angel Aquarium. Remember that ad for SeaMan...? Well, have something that'll appeal to those that like feminine stuff. Look up the images in the section if you don't get what I'm talking about. A combination of virtual pet and dating sims. You first nurture them as eggs, then feed them as pets, then when they grow up it's a combination of balancing the "Hormone Injections" to control what/where/how they grow with matching your OWN hormones to of course "Virtual Dating". http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/527025
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/46c57a8c7bf9a168d035323e047d6964.jpg

And Chad Warden once said about the Wii Controller
"It looks like a Dil-Do!"
...how ironic, and also this thing comes with 1 testicle too!

looks like a shiny black dildo

Huh... if Sony wasn't so draconian, I'd say they'd plan other games intended for that controller...
And the game titles? Yeah, reminiscent of any of the terrible games on the Wii. >__<

WHAHAHAHHAHAHA omg i can't believe they really made it look like that. i can already see the upcoming fail.

Silly Sankaku. Wrong picture, that's a dildo.

Looks like a woman's sex toy,

wtf were they smoking when they designed that thing.

Naughtystation 3

Hustler King? Larry Flint sponsored project for dildo-like controller?

So....does it vibrate or something?

They need to delay this forever.
The design is only asking for trouble.
But who knows... making it look like a dildo might be part of their plan.

Wahaha, what on Earth was going through the designers' minds of that stupid-looking magical girl wand?

Yeah, I'll totally throw away good money to buy the lovestick so I can play "Motion Party". Bwahaha! Now I see why Sony delays it, they need to upgrade their failmeter first (latest upgrade was to measure the fail level of the PSP Go).

It looks like a freaken Vibrator/Dildo.

looks like a goddamn dildo

Wow, that's what it looks like? You're kidding...

If they really want a real motion capture stick that makes you "fit", they should at least make it weigh 5 pounds.

IMO, what's so good about gimmicky motion capture sticks that you wave around, looking like a complete idiot.

Why do i think of a microphone when I see that?

People, we get it. It looks like a sex toy.....You don't have to mention it a thousand times. I am ashamed too because I have to say it one more time. But, Sony can use this as an advertising ploy with a line that does something like "you can play your games and please your girlfriend at the same time then everybody wins." We can't lose!! Is everybody with me? You see what I did there?

If you think swinging & moving around with a "toy" in front of a TV like an idiot is embarrassing, then just imagine when someone thought you're holding a dildo, masturbating to a game on the screen...

well, i see sony has finally jumped on the bandwagon and is making games for non gamers. i just hope that they don't end up focusing their next console on this, then they'd have a pos like the wii...i'd really hate to see that, and i'd love to see nintendo redeem themselves on the next generation.

>Jinki
Is this about the animu?

I think it should be called the sonyvibrator-mote.

I just hope it'll work well as a light gun. THEN someone will find a way to play light gun games on PC.

looks like a freken dildo what the heck is so doing with this design? I could just ram this into my GF

strange design

i think it looks like a Dildo to be honest :S

As expected a post about the ps3 and everyone's praising it even though this is a dildo. But a new xbox upgrade and people here will call it shit.

mmm... can it vibrate or I need a third party upgrade for vibration? So I can use it in a Dual purpose hehehe

I bet that'd be fun to use.

cant wait to see the fails that will come from thist

ps. love ps3 but Natal wont get people to thing bad of you for buying something that looks like a dildo... I can only imagine thist being sale condom word

and do Start the Jokes about a condom looking cover for that dildo

<,< Looks like a remote for an ero masturbation game

It just needs a harness so you can strap it onto your hip, and eroge will soon make its way to PS3 soon

"Mr. Pain"
LOL, I'll see a game where you have to shove that remote up some real guy's ass

Is that a PS3 dildo remote?

Anyone else just not give a shit about motion control remotes? Developers need to dump the gimmicky shit.

Hitachi Magic Wand or Sony Vibe?

Really, score one for the "what were they thinking" category.

Reminds me of that story about Rez

If that does not represent a dildo I don't know what would.

and its called playstation-mote

That's one big black dildo, wonder if it smells like Axe?

This thing looks fucking stupid.

All I can say is...

LMFAO *Dies*

penis

High Velocity Bowling OH SHIT!

It vibrates and it glows. Just Imagine Ero-Artists going crazy on this.

High Velocity Bowling! HOLY SHIT THAT SOUNDS EXTREME!

oh, a new dildo that doubles as a laser gun you use for laser tag!

looks kinda dirty..... sorry sick mind XD

That does look like something someone would slip between their legs to use. An use at home dilator to make home birthing easier too maybe?

Anyone who doesn't realise the sex toy knock-on potential is blind

Umm...What about the possibility of the remote slipping from the player's hand? Does anyone else remember the lawsuits and changes that Nintend went through with their Wii-mote?

this wasn't any surprise, and microsoft will push natal on the shelves no matter how bugged it is. though how big an eyesore this thing is making i'm going to say microsofts is better.

i don't care about gameplay it's just not a clown nose on a wiimote.