Long thought to be an urban legend, the existence of “bottlers,” online gamers who take MMORPG grinding so seriously as to urinate into a plastic bottle rather than interrupt their questing with a dash to the toilet, has apparently been confirmed by Japanese TV.
In this special on “Online Game Addiction,” a hopeless MMORPG junkie is seen shooting up his virtual veins with cyber-heroin, abandoning even the pretence of decency or moderation in his pursuit of a fantasy fix:
“With normal bottles the neck is too thin…” says the slothful addict.
2ch also circulates dark tales of “hosers” and “diaperers,” but as with bottlers actual evidence is substantially lacking – given 2ch’s exhibitionistic proclivities more examples might be expected than the odd bottle of highly suspect “suspect” liquid seen so far:
In any case, the obsessive devotion of such otaku is hardly in doubt.
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It's actually quite efficient
Just make your own bottled drinks and never leave your seat again...
JARATE!
The Neck might be too thin... at least we can prove otakus' girth aren't as small as first thought.
They get regular exercise, but then again, so does everyone else's junk that comes to this website.
too yellow, this man need to drink more water and take multi-vitamin
Reminds me of the piss jugs in Trailer Park Boys...
What MMORPG game is on the 4th image?
Reminds me of the Make Love Not Warcraft episode of South Park. The part in perticular is when Eric poops into a portable toilet that his mom brings. All of his friends become fat too. You can watch South Park episodes free if your in Canada or US on the internet (legitimately). Just google it.
lol just like those legendary Snipers.... they wont leave their pose for weeks and they make Jarate.
I just use a diaper. Keeps both my hands free.
Ew! Get that poor girl off of there, and throw out those bottles before someone mistakes them as apple juice!
Also anyone know what game it is that this guys playing? I wouldn't mind trying it out!
I sometimes do it, not because of mmo's, but because I'm lazy.
those guys are no drinking enough fluids
*not
Surprised they dont refer to poop-socking.
Not only do I wear diapers sometimes (a fetish for me though) but I also piss in bottles.
It's not really that uncommon.
Lol, Fiesta.
I forget what the Japanese name of that game is...
That game is Fiesta Online, (Bright Kingdom in Japan.) I've played it. It's addicting for the first year....
I played it, it's boring.
I'd rather go play Runescape or Perfect World.
Anyway, this "peeing in a bottle" thing is only destructive socially; I don't see any problems with it other than that.
You pee in the bottles, get a break, pour them down somewhere, wash them (optional) and put them back in their place for emergencies again. Simple.
Urban legend? I do this for fun. And I'm not even doing anything.
im guessing bottlers only applies to men. wat do women mmo players do? diapers i guess >.<
No silly, they use funnels...
I'm a female, and use the Go Girl (http://www.go-girl.com/) to pee into a bottle when I'm in the middle of a dungeon.
MMORPG fans are a sad breed, what can I say.
..........what?
Really? It's like you're so sexually oppressed, you don't know how women pee.
That is some yellow ass piss.
it comes out of your penis, not ass
waw looks like...juice lol
JARATE?!?
NOOOO
Finally they learned the Jar-based Karate!
SPY: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So shitsocking is real :3
so this is why my dad who is not but has been to for years in japan now urinates into bottles to this day! it was this fad.
MORNING LESQUE!!!
Friend: So, what are you up to?
Him: Pissing in a bottle. :]
Reminds me of the Kevin Costner movie, "Water World" ^_^
Ah yes, the movie with the water filtration device that could purify urine... and yet the guy never thinks of pouring ocean water into it.
Why would you think that would work?
discusting x,DD
yeah my litle brother was adicted too runed all the day for nothing .
That's fucking disgusting.
JARATE!!!
That guy has serious issues ₰
what the hell. there is no way it is neccessary to piss in a bottle, even if its in the middle of a raid. Hell, any smart person will know to TAKE A BREAK from their addicting MMO to go to the bathroom when they're not fighting some crazy boss with half the party yelling for buffs and them being the only priest around.
OMG JARATE In plastic bottles!!
Stock it up for a possible SPY in the red base!!
I pissed on the floor. Fuck the bottle.
I consider myself a 'hardcore gamer,'....been playing for 25 years. But, I gotta' tell you, I've never done anyting like this; and, in all fairness, I'm not really an MMORPG kinda' guy. Point is: I like to shit and piss in peace. I can't imagine sitting here, pissing in a bottle, only to gain an extra 2 minutes online. Unreal.
I have the same mouse as seen in the urine bottle picture.
As long they dont PK....
This proved a bit on Ron Jeremy's point D:
Usually if I really have to grind, I'll hold my bladder till I reach the level I want and then rush off to the toilet
I was thinking of connecting your dick to a long tube which connects to the toilet bowl... that's usually for the disabled elderly.. I remember seeing an old man with that at the hospital
I don't particularly care about the interruption, I just don't want to get up.
Since I have a fridge next to my computer, I end up drinking far too much, and needing to go far too often. Almost feel like it's defeating the purpose of having a fridge nearby.
Makes me thirsty for apple juice.
My God...
and you want to crucify Ron Jeremy for saying videogames can be harmful to youth....
This is hideous, worst than a nightmare.
when you consider that Ron Jeremy has more education than 90% of the ppl here, i would agree with him. if i had to make the choice, i'd rather set a 13 year old kid down with a porno mag or vid than some piece of crap game like halo. then again, there's nothing wrong with a good book either. but how many ppl here even know what a book is?
Well, French squatting toilets probably have a higher death toll than video games.
i knew a stupid kid who was doing it before MMOs were invented. nasty shit.
When was that .... like when they invented the bottle?
They piss into bottles, and shit into plastic bags?
I've done both of these things. I also have shit in pringles cans more than once (keep the lid to seal in the smell)
We've once shat into a Pringles can in school and then put that can into ones Bag. He should have realized it at home. ^^
meh nothing wrong with that i have a 3 gallon container i use when i play wow sometimes i use it.. also becuase plp at my house hog up the fukkin bathroom >.<
Really? Why don't you mention that as a pick up line? I'm quite sure chicks wanna hear that from a man: "ladies when I play my MMORPG's I have a 3 gallon container by my side, you know, for my urine".
Heyyyyy, baby! Y'know... they don't call me "Mr. Tinkle" for my piano-playing skills!
For epic grinding addiction, piss into a cup and drink it... repeat the cycle.
1. You get to clear your bladder!
2. You won't go thirsty!
It's killing 2 birds with one stone
I lol'd
I've done this too, but if it gets too concentrated, it gets really yellow and smells/tastes bad. You need fresh water intake (or more booze) to keep your hydration high enough
and you will die of either toxic overloads of waste salts expressed in the urine in the first place or of dehydration,
pee can only be recycled a limited number of times and then it jellifies.
and no I haven't tried this, just a medical fact
How do you kill that which has no life???
by giving it life.
yum apple juice
May i ask what they DRINK while playing their games?? Since they are too busy to even go to the toilet.
CANNOT UNSEE lol
hmm... would it be better to install a pc in the toilet or install a toilet in front of the pc...
About 4 years ago when i was a NEET and MMO-addict i used to pee late at night in empty cans and throw em out of my window on the 7th floor.. aahhh, good times.. now i pee in my sink tho.
That's some nasty shit
I don't wanna know when they need to take a dump and still refuse to take a break from the game....
Ever seen that WoW South Park episode?
"MOOOOM!"
LOL I remember that part
Dude i manage to hold it in for days. Do you instantly shit yourself as soon as you realize you have to take a dump?
My brother's friend used to be a dealer at a casino. He said it was always the asian businessmen who were so into their games of poker and such that they'd just pee under the table instead of getting up. These were the big highrollers with thousands of dollars at stake...
Thousands of dollars at stake I could bear a little humiliation to be as certain as possible no cheating was going on.
ok. having thousands and tens of thousands of dollars at stake is a LOT different than a computer game.
Wow. If it was my casino, they'd forefeit the pot and leave with a fat lip after trying that once.
Good thing my WC is only few steps away so I don't need to do stuff like that while playing xD
i know right thay need to get up and use the pissing pot lol
Bah, if you're going to go that far then you might as well get a toilet installed in front of your computer and build a chair around it.
Or just bring your computer to the toilet.
I did it a few times, no big deal
Where do they shit?
It's a term almost as old as MMOs themselves: poopsocking.
Since they aren healty, my bet is they are so constipated they need to take a dump only few times a week, so maybe they use the bathroom like normal people.
You don't have to shit daily to be healthy. I shit about once every 3 days and I am fine. I only eat 2 meals a day unlike your fat ass.
i shit like twice a week...my doc says i'm one of the healthiest guys in town.
Considering I am a member of the American Dietetic Association (though only a student and not a registered dietitian), I'm probably closer to it than many of you. As vague as Anonymous 02:54's comment was, his/hers is the only one that's not misleading.
oh, so you are mister-know-it-all-about-nutrition? great.
-1 for you
Quite a few folks here who think they know about nutrition, diet and the digestive system.
If you eat utter garbage all day that you can't physically use for anything other that getting fat and forming turd, yeah, you'll shit daily.
Well, something is wrong abut you, but you had to wait until you feel it. Think it this way: if you eat daily it is just logic to shit daily.
Nop. Also depends on what you eat and how much you eat.
Why do yo think 2chan as well as Arte mentioned "diapers" in this article..?
Haven't seen the south park with the WoW subject?
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