Regular Sex “Halves Heart Attacks”

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A study has found that regular sex may drastically reduce the risk of heart attacks in men.

American researchers at the New England Research Institute investigated the sexual activity of 1,000 men aged 40-70 over a 16 year period, culminating in the publication of a study in the American Journal of Cardiology which found a clear link between regular sex and a reduced risk of heart disease.

Men having sex at least twice a week were found to have almost half the risk of developing heart disease than their less active counterparts. The study did not assess any effects on women.

Researchers speculate that regular sex is healthy both for its physical and emotional benefits – cardiovascular health is improved by sexual exertions, and previous studies have demonstrated that men in supportive relationships tend to be healthier.

Although neither of these benefits are likely to boost the health of committed onanists, other research provides consolation: ejaculating more than 5 times a week, whether through sex or masturbation, has previously been found to dramatically reduce the risk of prostate cancer.

Via The Telegraph.


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    Avatar of Onanimous
    Comment by Onanimous
    00:07 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is a clear case of causation/correlation confusion that's endemic in scientific research.

    Topic should have been stated this way instead:

    "Healthy males have 50% less risk of cardiac problems. Oh, and by the way, they have more sex too."

    In other news: 100% of people who have cancer once walked on sidewalk cracks.

    You can cure AIDS by licking your own elbows three times a day.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:34 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    so more than half of the ppl would die young here? noooooooo~~~

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:33 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    But studies also show that sex with your fat weaboo girlfriend will make other people laugh at you. Sorry Sankaku readers, its a catch 22.

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    Comment by stillcode
    22:18 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not another one of these speculative studies...

    These people need to realize the age old mantra that correlation is not causation.

    Of course women are more likely to choose men who are healthy to have sex with over men who are unhealthy. That doesn't necessarily lower one's chances of having a heart attack now does it.

    Women also choose to have sex with tall men more than short men. There's no reason to believe that having sex will make you taller.

    Some scientists are just fail.

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    Comment by maxchain
    01:43 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Done and done! Prostate cancer's off the list of things to worry about. That just leaves, let's see... everything diet-related. Including heart attacks. Fuck.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:29 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This article does not apply to us!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:26 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    w00t now i can find more excuses to have sex with girls lol
    "Regular sex gives you bigger boobs!"

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    Comment by Fonzer
    01:14 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    someone mentioned that having sex as a man with more then just 1 women reduces impotence,it was a russian study i think.But it was deleted and can't be found since somebody is definativly afraid to let out the truth about male sexuality.
    Well in nature the dominant male really has sex with several females.But today we have problems with stds and aids.
    I wonder if we can beat that with all the different hentai we check?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    probably because those men just aren't attracted to their woman anymore? They should probably try new things

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    Comment by Just
    22:02 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they had related it somehow to people who do not have sex and workout a lot and/or people who have sex and do regular workout their study would be of any worth elswhise they just have proven that cardio workout is good for your cardiological health what is why we call it that way already (given that you exert yourself physically during intercourse).
    Not as half as a fail as when american scientists found out that regular sleeping increases work efficiency but nevertheless fail it is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:28 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    there was also a study which found that more regular sex is good for grades of students but they overlooked that the students that had more sex also made more fitness training...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:28 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    old news is FRIKKIN OLD

    anyway, like it has been said many times in the comments above me, it's not the fact of having sex which halves heart attacks, it's to ejaculate a certain number of times a week.

    So rejoice, ronery men : you won't die from a heart-attack, unless somebody throws your name in a notebook

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    Comment by nocturne
    16:41 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In other news, the broad range of cardiovascular exercises, from swimming to aerobics to jogging to bicycling to skiing to any goddamned sport (as well as sex), will reduce the likelihood of heart attacks and other heart-related illnesses.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:38 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is something special about having sex which any other god dammed sport can't give you.

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    Comment by nocturne
    17:56 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That special something doesn't fall within the purview of decreasing the likelihood of heart attacks. So, why did you completely miss my statement and decide to be wry with your comment?

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    Comment by Anonymous
    18:46 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, I guess nature has a way of dealing with basement dwelling weeaboos after all. No sex = increase risk of heart attack. xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:40 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Increased risk of heart attack doesn't equate 100% chance of heart attack, loser.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:08 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see 100% anything anywhere in the original comment. Also courageous of you to stand yourself out as one of those weeaboos. C:

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:19 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

    I guess no one has considered the obvious possibility that fat people just don't have as much sex?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:32 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's why Heart Attacks are the number 1 killer in the United States.

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    Comment by Kelvin
    02:37 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good news for men, but no news for women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:50 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    i hope these fucking doctors die of cancer, i hate surveys -_- they have no proof! its just speculation from a fucking survey, the human species must die! I'm tired of them spreading their lies, they try to push men and woman together all the damn time.

    If i could choose my own species i would drop Human in a flash, i would rather be a spec of dust, at least it has more significance in life, Humans are Garbage, worthless piles of trash, yes that includes me also for being part of such a weak ass species.

    I hope the world is destroyed, because when shit hits the fan, nobody will be their to shield you. I'll die with a smile on my face knowing everyone else is dieing along with me, you can cry all you want to you're worthless imaginary gods, Worthless piles of trash! >:O

    PS: this was a very nice post. ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:58 13/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if only L knew this

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    Comment by Anonymous
    16:21 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How often do you think fat people have sex seriously? People who have sex more regularly are mostly those who are not overweight.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:57 13/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What about irregular sex?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:18 19/03/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow... I think this means my wife is trying to kill me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:48 03/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess this means there's a big chance all the regulars at SanCom are gonna die of heart attacks lol.

    Hmmm, I guess I'll have to up the sex sessions with my GF then.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:06 26/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    How could you lot compare masturbation to sex? Masturbation is nothing compared to sex. It's not even close to sex with condom. Sex with an actual partner is much more intense. There are feelings you'll never feel through masturbation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:14 13/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    FAP!...FAP for your lives!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:53 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Late breaking news release from the "Onion Institute for Statistische Wissenschaft":

    An extensive, multi-decade, analysis of over 9000 studies of various kinds has led to the irrefutable determination that Correlation DOES equal Causation.

    Thousands of smart-ass blog commenters are in shock, forced to fall back on "first" and "wtf" and "LOL" for their posts.

    More on this profoundly transformative development as events develop.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:39 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    In this thread idiots who have learned to parrot "correlation does not mean causation" and think that researchers don't know this profound secret.

    Also, hopefully this study will lead to doctors prescribing sex as a preventive for strokes and heart attacks in addition to blood thinners and beta blockers. Best of all, maybe health insurance ( of interest to Americans mostly) will cover purchase of regular sex therapy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:36 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL...or simple do other exercises...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:10 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This study has only found a correlation, correlation does not mean causation.

    This probably means that healthier men (less chance of having a heart attack) have more sex than unhealthy men.

    They are to many factors to be considered, but this study DOES NOT PROVE a cause and effect case.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:22 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If having sex keeps the heart attack way, I'd take a cherry over an apple any day.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:01 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wheres the actual information that they graphed? Did they actually find a cause or just a link? Seems likely to me that the older people get the more likely they are to have heart attacks, but of course as people get older they're also more likely to have less sex. Doesn't really seem to imply anything to me other than "as people get old, they are less sexually active and sometimes they have heart attacks"

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    You heard them, "sex a day, keeps the doc away". LOL

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    Comment by Anonymous
    14:59 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    didn't work me me. my doc is hawt chick so
    sex a day, keeps them in bay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:16 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://www.wholefitness.com/looking-breasts.html
    this just back it up even more

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:11 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    but if they made the other group ABSTAIN from looking, obviously that's going to hurt them due to frustration. Where's the control group?

    Comment by H-Ero
    14:23 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    If that's true then Hugh Hefner is going to live forever.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:42 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Which doesn't seem to be the case seeing as he is obviously in steady, rather steep decline.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 12/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    He is very old.

    He has lived a VERY good life. His cock has been sucked by more beautiful young women IRL than you have had in your sad, lonely, masturbatory fantasies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:17 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    A Fap a day keeps the doctor at bay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:26 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    What they fail to mention is the descriptions of the two different groups. AKA it could easily have been that of the men they studied, the slimmer/healthier/more attractive men where the ones getting laid while the fat otakus weren't. In which case the sex probably had nothing to do with heart health and it was the fact that men who exercised in the first place are just more likely to get laid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:03 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    if you read the article it mentioned that they could masturbate also and not only have sex for the benefits

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:08 11/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good to know, then they need to change the claim of the article to "exercising helps prevent heart attacks", which i guess is pretty much common sense





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