Gaming Media Fawns Over “Flawless” Bayonetta
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Dec 25, 2009 03:02 JST
- Tags: Bayonetta, Comparison, Marketing, Mass Media, Ports, PS3, Xbox 360
Bayonetta has been praised to high heaven by gaming rags the world over, but it seems the atrocious nature of Sega’s PS3 port is something they are keen to avoid any mention of.
The Xbox 360 version is hailed as a paragon of the genre by the international gaming press, getting a highly impressive if rather suspect metascore of 93% over 17 reviews:
100 Edge Magazine
100 Eurogamer Spain
100 1UP
96 IGN UK
95 IGN
95 PALGN
95 Multiplayer.it
94 3DJuegos
94 Vandal Online
93 Games Master UK
90 GamePro
90 Game Informer
90 Official Xbox Magazine
90 Eurogamer
90 Meristation
80 TeamXbox
80 Eurogamer Italy
However, the PS3 version, widely acknowledged to be a disaster, still manages an overall metascore of 91%, despite the porting issues:
IGN on the Xbox 360 version – 95%: “The 360 version is vastly superior to the PS3 version on a technical level, so PS3 owners fortunate enough to own a 360 should absolutely avoid the PS3 copy.”
IGN on the PS3 version – 82%: “If you have no other choice but to purchase the PS3 version, you’ll still get a kick out of it. Just be ready to be exorbitantly patient.”
Other PS3 reviews doll out top scores with scarcely a mention of the platform differences. Bayonetta’s marketing machine seems to have done its work well indeed…
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Just one of the reasons I never pay attention to video game scores/reviews.
Zidus, you are really one of the few smart gamers out there. Scores and reviews based off the current checklist are flawed.
The inaccuracy of the scores are also based on threats these gaming websites get from the publishers. The publishers decides what they want people to read and what they don't want people to read.
If they paid more, they have more say on the content.
On that note, if you still feel the need to gather info about it, then it's better to look in less unofficial places like gaming blogs and such.
Are you retarded? This game IS great, your obviously just not into the genre..
I don't know about the game, since I haven't played it yet, I was actually referring to the blatant hiding of facts from certain "big name" gaming sites. The hiding of the PS3 flaws for example, that's why I never pay attention to reviews and scores.
so question then... why is the 360 version superior to the ps3? can anyone explain? i have all systems, but if i'm gonna get this title i'd also like to know what bugs happened in the ps3 that the 360 didn't have
EDIT: Oh and if the fact it's only loading times and a few shades here and there, then there's no point. I'd be getting the PS3 version then
loading times means that each time you press Start you will have to wait. Each time you find a new object on the level you will have to wait for the image and description to load. When you press Start to skip the cutscene - yes, you will have to wait for the menu to appear. Level loading times are ~25 seconds or so.
also, if you can't stand low framerate, avoid the PS3 version.
The game is great but remember:
Video game rating sites will ALWAYS rate big buck games with top scores, even if they are not that good. How do you think they earn money?
Still, you have to admit that big buck games would always get better rating than a lower budget game with the same faults.
Like Aion is a completely soulless clone of what is defined with "mmo", similar to Shaiya or Rappelz but with pretty puppy eyes. Aion will still get a higher rating just because of the bigger buck put on the stake.
Also think Modern Warfare 2 or Guitar Hero 5. Being a sequel of something good will automatically put the game above average, even if it IS average or bad.
FF XIII has both of those factors combined.
Clive Barker's Jericho, Blacksite, Kane and Lynch, anything with Tony Hawk in its name, Dawn of Mana, Lair, Aion, Alone in the Dark, etc. were all either critically panned or received lukewarm ratings - and these are just a few big budget games of the last few years. And let's not forget all the small titles (Braid, Trine, Torchlight, Puzzle Quest, Galactic Civilizations II, Darwinia, Sins of a Solar Empire, etc.) that get the opposite treatment.
Darwinia was kickass.
She deserved it... I meant the game lol
I'm not getting an xbox just to play bayonetta.
Lawl. I'm still not getting an Xbox
I already own an Xbox to play Bayonetta.
Why do games get such absurdly high review scores these days? I blame the moron fanboys that live by the motto "Anything less than a 85% is garbage!" If some Nintendo kiddy game doesn't get anything higher than 90%, then it's obvious that the reviewer doesn't know games and should be burned at the stake.
So now we keep getting games with a review score of 85 - 100%, even from trash like Resident Evil V, just to satisfy the frothing fanboys. Small wonder these 85%+ review scores are so worthless thesedays.
Goes to show reviews can't always be trusted.
But seriously, is everyone that surprised?
Every review is ALWAYS going to be biased one way or another, one person's great story might be another one's trash, etc etc.
PS3 only onwers who would be buying this dumb down port would be real ashamed or simply has no taste. get GOW3 instead.
So if I play PC games not at full settings, I have no taste?
I don't get it. Both versions look exactly the same to me from what I've seen. In fact, PS3 seems to have slightly better textures than the Xbox360, if you ask me - which is typical of every multiplat game in stores so far.
Whenever someone says one is "technically" better than the other, you know it's BS. They're just a bunch of suck-ups.
Put uncharted 2 here and every gaybox fans would stfu and cry
Dont think so . Show me the superior graphics in ucharted or some sort of super duper technology used ?? ;}
oh my. only interested in graphics? how sad.
She really reminds me of Baroness the Cobra agent
if she wasnt so ugly i would kinda care, but its soooo obvious that those reviews are crap. i mean come on DMC4 was god awful and a step back from 3 in every way. it lost its combat styles, it lost its story, and it lost dante for half the game. yet it still got 9.4 and 5 out of 5. dont be fooled by these stupid sell outs. im so sick of not being able to get a decent review anymore...
Every copy of DMC from 2 to 4 must be dumped in the pacific ocean to stop humanity from degradation.
I just finished playing dmc4 yesterday and I have to say it really rocks and is just as good as 3. (Okay I didn't play 1 and 2, so don't be surprised)
why is it that whenever theres a multiplatform game the PS3 version is shitty and the XBOX version is highly appraised?
Becouse sony hardware suck . Yes its not developers fault but dudes that designed this unefficent hardware .
This game is good, but "paragon" of the genre?
This is why I never trust this website when it comes to video game reviews/opinions. They exaggerate so much. And most of it is opinion anyways - and an opinion I disagree with 70% of the time.
Fuck all this confusing multi-platform shit.
I'm off to play Pilotwings on my SNES.
Hah I love how people are saying this game looks awesome and has critical acclaim when they were bashing it as "weeaboo garbage" a year ago.
Wow, IGN gave the PS3 version 13% less? That must mean the port is fucking awful in comparison. I only have a PS3, and was looking forward to this, but didn't expect it to perform this bad. Fuck this crap. I'm not buying it until they fix their issues (if ever, but probably not). Oh well, what a shame.
The combo system and the moves/weapons you get are really nice and the levels take you through several twists you would not expect in an action game to keep the gameplay interesting.
Omg I love this game I plan on getting as soon as it comes out. Idc if it takes some of my games to trade in but that game is mine from the pre-order :)
Can't really trust metacritic there. We still don't know what their "algorithm" is, nevermind the very fact that it's an aggregate site.
They put a 100 for 1up even though that site gave the game an A and their highest score is A+. They do that stuff specifically to avoid metacritic but it really just does nothing but make metacritic misinterpret them.
The PS3 version has some framerate and loading time issues, but that doesn't automatically make it a bad game. It deserves the scores it got, and I think IGN was too harsh on it.
You should definitely get the 360 version over the PS3 version if you have the option, but the PS3 version is still excellent in its own right.
I think the game is awesome, the gameplay is great, the combo system is better than any dmc, (i have played them all) the music is like some 90's anime soundtrack it reminds me to sailor moon. if you dont play it because you think she is ugly you are an asshole, do you play uncharted or god of war because you think they are handsome? coff coff fag coff. i play the 360 pal copy.
imo itdeserves a solid 95.
Sorry, but DMC still has one of the best combo systems to date. And Bayonetta's soundtrack does suck. It is a good game with a fresh atmosphere to gaming, but hardly the best, and will be nowhere near a classic in the near or distant future.
I don't really look much into game reviews and scores... It depends on the player to see if he enjoys it or not
hmmmmm....I was going to get the Ps3 version, then I heard about the issues, so i downloaded the demo on my 360, it looks really good and so I'll wait for 360, on the other hand I got the demo for Dante....either is buggy or is bad, I got not only bored at the ridiculous combat but mostly at how buggy it was, that was on my Ps3...I think I will wait and rent Dante but I'll buy GoW3.
I'll get the 360 and PS3 version.Problem solved.
Why in god's name would you get both versions?
obviously he wants to play them simultaneously - remember, Kamiya promised one hand experience.
This may be a new concept but is it possible the game could just be good?
With all the framerate, controls, and graphical problems the PS3 version has? Don't think so.
Then don't buy the PS3 version. Atleast the 360 version seems to be kickass.
NO you idiot, you only buy one console not all three
Ah sounds good then, I do have a ntsc-j xbox360 but am already backlogged on games I haven't gotten 1/4 the way through yet. Will add this Xbox360 one to the buy list. I trust in sankakucomplex reporters info.
Wasn't the US & European version remade with the help of Sony? For the end of january 2010.
Read a official sony blog entry that they sadly failed to reduce the loadtimes by any significant amount.
Perhaps the problem is too deep imbedded to be patchable as a afterthought?
I'm wonder if this game will get a director's cut ot special edition later on that resolves the problems + bonus content
It makes me laugh that the PS3 version still sold far more in Japan. Just goes to show that they flat-out refuse to buy a western video game system despite some excellent games. Seeing both XBOX systems have been a disaster in Japan, it makes me wonder if Microsoft will try again, or just give up on the Japanese market and rely solely on localization companies to port Japanese titles from other systems.
All that aside, I suppose I will give Bayonetta a shot, but probably not before I hear what others close to me have to say about it.
I played the demo, I thought it looked cool but the story and game play could get boring real fast. Last night I played the Dante's Inferno demo, man thats awsome! It makes a lot of these new games look like crap
because it was a huge game metaphor of sexual frustration?
cause... there wasn't a whole lot else to Dante's Inferno (the game)
I just hope you're being sarcastic. The Dante's Inferno demo bored me to bits. A freaking God of War ripoff.
Dantes inferno demo was more enjoyable than the god of war 3 demo .
Dantes inferno seemed alright, but cmon, God of War 3 comes out less than a month later
anyone with half a brain will walk right past a copy on dante's inferno knowing brighter pastures are right around the corner
anyone with a brain will play dante's inferno in february and GOW 3 in march.
I will at least
played both versions demos, didn't care for it.
Felt like a crap DMC clone with a shitty, stupid looking protagonist.
I'm sure these perfect scores are just bribed off
Actually, I'd like to know what really is 'crap' in this particular 'DMC clone'.
Combat system and gameplay mechanics, please. You don't like sword and two pistols combat, maybe?
Not that 'I like to watch countless cliche moe girls masturbate and I can't stand a videogame character that doesn't look like them' crap.
I love it when DMC fanboys always use the excuse "DMC clone". ANY game in a 3D enviroment where the protagonist uses melee weapons and ranged weapons in tandem is pawned off as a clone. (God of War, Ninja Gaiden, etc.)
Yeah, it came from the same creator. So of course it would be similar. But basing the opinion of the full game based off the demo is just fucking retarded. Your opinion is shit and you should be ashamed.
“The 360 version is vastly superior to the PS3 version on a technical level, so PS3 owners fortunate enough to own a 360 should absolutely avoid the PS3 copy.”
This is why I have avoided the purchase of a 360, ps3, and wii. How am I to know what multi-platform game is going to be superior if I have to purchase all three consoles to find out. I say: infuriating-redundancy-money-wasting-BULLSHIT!
Its always superior on x360 and pc :] .
Is it really THAT good? >_<
It's good, but not "THAT good." The ability to pick up weapons from various monsters is sweet, but the posses and stripping from the protagonist gets old fast.
yes, it is really that good. I could rant about it for hours, but believe me on that.
They've done camera right this time, no more sneaky kills as seen in Ninja Gaiden, and the other slashers don't even have a free camera in most cases. Well, Heavenly sword had it, but it was largely uncontrollable. GOW still has a fixed camera. So, you're a looking at good replayable slasher with at least one HUGE improvement.
Platinum has done combo right (better than God Hand, mind you).
And still, yes, I think that the loading times and frame-rate in PS3 version won't be fixed (some textures though are looking definitely better than in Jap version.
The game is officially out in Russia (in English language though) since December 11 and I've already 4 chapters through, so my point of view is not a compilation of reviews.
It's f***ing great.
godhand will always be better
godhand had humour and pure awesomeness all rolled into once.
bayonetta has an ugly looking bitch
No video game in human history will EVER be better than God Hand. This is an indisputable FACT.
These were my thoughts precisely till I've bought Bayonetta and played a couple of chapters ^^
she. turns. angels. to. angel. dust.
what do you want her to look like? Hanna Montana? Sheldon Cooper? Oneechanbara girls?
I want her to look like a human and not have a head the size of a testicle
nor do I want the crap hair or the melon sized titties
she's fugly as fuck
Loved the demo, loved the DMC series, but I still dont believe a fucking word of these reviews.
The game will be great, no doubt of that, and I will get it, but in no way is it perfect, or a day one purchase, at least not for me.
Its all a matter of opinion, I'm just sick of review sites whose opinions are altered by financial incentive, and while not all those mentioned will have been subtly bribed, I know at least one or two will have.
Whilst the game may be fun I have to admit I do not like the main characters design much...
Cute > Sexy. And she's got very little cute.
ok so xbox 360 is graphicly better right?
So ps3 is only graphicly weaker?
I mean gameplay still matters the most in games,so there is no real loss here.
it lags big time on ps3
She's so flawless that she has a shrunken head, and manly shoulders.
IGN on the Xbox 360 version – 95%: “The 360 version is vastly superior to the PS3 version on a technical level, so PS3 owners fortunate enough to own a WORKING 360 should absolutely avoid the PS3 copy.”
fixed
FUCK XBOX 360 its a system built for F.A.G.S (Fake Ass Gameers) people out there aren't ready for power of PS3. So they chose to run to system that really isnt a game just shit wraped in toilet paper that all it really is and the only thing they do is buy-out other game developers because they can do, why have a studo callel MICROSOFT GAME STUDIOS, when they dont even make games, but of pussies and F.A.G.S. And everyone that has a FAGBOX 360 best of luck to your faggit console bitches.
my bad misspelled some words. F.A.G.S
Somone is sad here :] . Sorry dude but you need to blame sony for creating some fucked up architecture .Hard and not really a powerfull . Just a cheap peace of crap . Yes x360 is cheap and crappy ,but designed with brain used .
Don't have ps3 nor 360 but knowing that the main developer worked on the dmc games makes me sure that it will be a decent game.
The game is garbage.
I played all the way through just so I could say that.
I liked the angel models but the characters, voice acting,
carbon copy gameplay of DMC, horrible plot, QTEs..
It's the equivalent of a bad movie with a large budget.
"Oh look partial nudity! Oh look frantic combat with poor AI!
Unoriginal in every aspect!"
i don't know even where to start.
you make 'partial nudity' and 'frantic combat', 'unoriginal in every aspect' sound like a bad thing.
Christ, it's sankakucomplex! People here fap on the mostly unoriginal images of nude ladies (and traps) over and over for some years now.
Anyway, what part of the game do you consider to be QTE? Occasional jumps and tortures? Look, if you need to press one button or two, it's not QTE. Dragon Lair has QTEs. Fahrenheit has QTEs. Barker's Jericho has QTEs. Bayonetta has less QTEs than Uncharted 2.
So did you import it or are you talking out of your ass as the game doesn't get released till January.
There were leaked copies of the 360 version for download since early December.
Waitaminute...is that....SARAH PALIN?
After playing the demo, I'm really not impressed. So this media praise is really confusing me.
I've pre ordered this game i love it im playing it on the ps3 and i can't really tell that there is a problem or prehaps a difference in graphics but the gameplay easily makes up for that.
LOL play the x360 version and you'ill see the diffrence . Tearing , loading times and sucky unplayable framerate + muddy textures.
Replace bayonetta with dante and I'd care
seriously hate that ugly looking small headed whore
you dont own a ps3 anyway do you. you are just here to troll.
I want them to remove her penis
what's the prob with the PS3 version? bad graphics? lag? load times?
some textures are way worse and load times are longer than the actual game. also, framerate is shit but that doesn't seem to ruin the combat. at least in the beginning of the game