“Sex” & “Porn” Children’s Top Searches of 2009
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Dec 22, 2009 14:00 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Censorship, Google, Internet, Rankings, Sites, Statistics
A breakdown of the search queries made by children through 2009 reveals an unsurprising fascination with sex and porn, although some might be surprised to see “porn” ranking 4th for children aged 7 and under…
The rankings are compiled by top scareware seller Norton, and are helpfully divided demographically by age and sex, although just how accurate these statistics are is open to question.
The overall top 100 reveals a rather uninteresting fascination with the mass media, as well as the tendency towards substitution of search engines for browser address bars:
1. YouTube
2. Google
3. Facebook
4. Sex
5. Porn
6. YouTube.com
7. Yahoo
8. MySpace
9. eBay
10. You Tube
11. Wikipedia
12. Michael Jackson
13. Taylor Swift
14. Gmail
15. Party in the USA
16. Miley Cyrus
17. Club Penguin
18. Miniclip
19. Fred
20. Games
21. Facebook login
22. Google.com
23. Hotmail
24. Lady Gaga
25. Amazon
26. Yahoo Mail
27. Justin Bieber
28. Addicting games
29. Facebook.com
30. Webkinz
31. Yahoo.com
32. Boobs
33. MSN
34. Hannah Montana
35. Dictionary
36. Walmart
37. Selena Gomez
38. Dictionary.com
39. MySpace.com
40. New Moon
41. Runescape
42. Lil Wayne
43. Google Maps
44. Down
45. Google Earth
46. Norton Safety Minder
47. Mapquest
48. Boom Boom Pow
49. Craigslist
50. Twilight
51. Megan Fox
52. Sesame Street
53. Poptropica
54. Target
55. Eminem
56. Music
57. Fireflies
58. Disney Channel
59. You Belong With Me
60. Utube
61. Weather
62. iTunes
63. Beyonce
64. Pokemon
65. Britney Spears
66. Twitter
67. Hotmail.com
68. Demi Lovato
69. Funny
70. Black Eyed Peas
71. One time
72. Cartoon Network
73. Jonas Brothers
74. Halo
75. www.youtube.com
76. Watcha Say
77. Family Guy
78. Taylor Swift You Belong With Me
79. Best Buy
80. Taylor Lautner
81. Rihanna
82. Pussy
83. Gmail.com
84. Lego
85. Gummy Bear Song
86. Thriller
87. You’re a jerk
88. Nigahiga
89. Girls
90. Free online games
91. New Moon trailer
92. Translator
93. Disney
94. Ask.com
95. Paparazzi Lady Gaga
96. Poker Face
97. Chris Brown
98. iPod Touch
99. Photbucket
100. Bing
Microsoft’s marketing millions are well spent, it seems…











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No way, this is unacceptable, save the pure innocent children!
We should either censor the internet completely or just remove it in order to save the innocence and pureness of our children.
what innocence and pureness?
honestly how pure do you really think kids are i mean seriously. your only pure when you dont have to deal with people screaming at you for something you did wrong or something that wasn't wrong at all like searching for "where babies come from" or "sex" the information that i got from teachers and my non-helpfull parents just aggravated the hell out of me when i was a kid so i used the internet to learn about "sex" and "where babie come from" and guesse what it acctually helped unlike the sex ed teacher and my parents who were no help at all. i'm nothing like my parents when my kid asks me a question about anything i tell him the truth and if i dont know the answer to the question i look it up on the computer and then i tell him the answer. kids are going to find ways to explore whether parents like it or not the only thing you can really do to protect your kid/kids from anything is to answer the fuckin questions that they ask and let your kid/kids know that they could ask you anything without you getting upset and tell you anything without you losing control. parents always blow shit out of purportion and distort the facts to make it seem like they have no idea what you are saying and seriously people you if you have kids do your kid a favor and speak like an adult that is talking to another adult even though you are talking to your kid i know most kids understand adult speech and can tell when you are stalling because you tend to repeat yourself a hundred times.
This just gives the pedos more excuses.
well.. you can't hide from the truth
Children are interested in sex. This is obvious to all but those prudish fucktards who insist on treating maturing kids as if they had no sexuality until some arbitrary age some idiot bureaucrat decided on a whim.
lol why is you tube on there 2 times?
Sex AND porn? Oh my , Im going to faint.
Wow i bet these reaults arn't published in mahy places but from what i can tell one of the main uses of the internet is porn lol.
I wonder what is the meaning of "Party in the USA".
Miley Cyrus song. ~Karsten69
Miley Cyrus song.
FRED SUCKS!
Girls :
Taylor Swift -_-"
Okay, there are more children under 7 who search for porn than for Club Penguin...
People start early these days.
Just think if youtube showed sex and porn, the internet would break :]
It really is not that suprising kids are wondering what Sex and Porn is. Kids are naturally curious and needless to say, those two things are big with everyone. They want to know whats going on.
I don't see anything unusual in that regard.
Kids these days, all they can think of is sex and porn. GET OFF MAH LAWN!
wtf is club pinguin?
It's nothing. They're growing up.
I'm female, and first had cyber sex when I was 11, and I'm 20 now. First started masturbating at around 13.
I guess I'm more normal than I thought, considering two guys I know have been jacking off since 7 or 8...
unbelievable!
seriously, I don't believe it.
That's probably what i searched for when the curtains were drawn and was all alone on the computer.
It's human nature to be curious and satisfy needs and desires.
This just made me rofl badly.
82. pussy
shit, this should've been #1!
lol'd @ Utube
Hey whoever said girls don't watch porn.
They surely watch more than us. :D
Cheers;
Niker
Oh, some girls definitely watch more.
I masturbate once a day, sometimes twice, and my mind's always on sex or a porn/hentai I watched.
20-year-old virgin female, for the record.
More like 20-year-old fucking ugly whale. Also, don't post on the internet, no one cares about what a woman has to say. Just get shot, ugly women are useless. And I'm being serious here.
not if they can properly work,cook and care for you.
Ugly virgin anons bashing on a girl posting?
How unusual. A female could post and have a webcam to back up that she's sexy, and you'd still think she was a whale.
Go get laid and THEN start insulting women, first, bitter anon.
Even if they can work, cook and care for you it's not worth looking at an ugly whale everyday.
I don't know why, but I lol'd heartily to "Boobs" on the rank 32.
Halo
fred?
wtf?
Boobs
equality now should now see for themselves that it's not us looking for kiddie porn, it's kiddie looking for us porn
XD
I have to wonder why this people are typing a search engine into a search engine....
because they're under 18
Why eBay?
Oh man this was good laugh. The list was pretty much the same so what was the point of having a female and male column, same with the age column. Oh yeah no chuck norris?
For some reason I laughed extremely hard at seeing specifically "boobs" and "pussy" in the top 100. XD
Don't worry parents. The internet will teach your kids all you they need to know about everything.
tehy shuold hvae gnoe to snakaku
What's Club Penguin?
no Sankaku on the list?
.... Wow really? I can understand teenagers such as 13-14 maybe, but 7 years old?
Something has got to be rigged with this statistics. Besides how do they get those stats? Ask the kids themselves?
Its a conspiracy...INBOU...wait is that correct japanese?
"Fred" and "Justin Bieber?" What has this world come to...
haha damn straight got told of so many times when looking for porn when I was like 8, thankfully wasnt stupid enough to try wanking at the age. Obviously got more porno ninja later on :P
Interesting.
what different porn and sex -.-
Gummi Bear Song..?
teens :
sex + porn + youtube = failure search
sex + porn + yahoo = VIRUS and pay sites
sex + porn + google = adware and moar pay sites
facebook + myspace +sex = still lurkin for porn
Halo + games + pokemon = a break after much browsing for porn
MSN + sex + porn = webcam jailbait !!!
poker face + lady gaga = failure threads in 4chan
Rihanna + Miley Cyrus = less failure but much troll
sex + porn + Miley cyrus = frustation search
music + ipod touch + itunes = Lady gaga, Miley cyrus, Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, Michael jackson, Britney spear, Black eyed peas, Taylor swift,Beyonce,Selena gomez and moar!
Sex + porn+ Megan fox + google +yahoo = obviously failure search and shopped images
Sex + porn + lady gaga = time to shutdown the pc
Teenage girls rather search milie cyrus than Wikipedia; no doubt women are stupid.
at least the boys are learning something from wikipedia(whatever it is it might be) , but the girls ?
Yup, if this survey probes something is that women are stupid, they preffer to search for the latest pop singer than wikipedia; so after some eye-candy boys AT LEAST do their homework.
my porn was in betamax xD ,the real old school
7 year olds surfing for porn... all's right with the world :/
Honestly, who the hell searches "Google" on google?
I've done that several times...
Kids
I can understand why porn is up there. After all, you're not just gonna search it once.
Sigh. Back in my day, we had to make due with scrambled pay-per-view porn channels. Those were the days...
yeah in my high school time some of my classmate(with some girl but mostly boys) we rent a porn vhs tape, watch in my house(my parents out) but there are no sex orgy happen we just curious and talk about it. nothing more... What a waste of time.
Haha, they will be missed
HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
Asking to the internet about sex is like asking 4chan's /b/ for anything...
2. Google
75. http://www.youtube.com
*facepalm*
Why can't people understand that the the search box is NOT the address bar.....
Furthermore. It's intriguing that they're searching for "google" with google.
The day will come when all browsers will wise up and let you do both in the one box. There's no need for this logical separation except programmers not wanting to write code to deal with two possible outcomes from one box.
Input keywords on your address bar and see what happen.
Do you know that if you type "Google" in Google, the internet is gonna hang up. Never, ever, do that.
The same goes for "Bing"
CHANDLER BING? FRIENDS?
Ages for everything are decreasing by the second
I didn't start looking at porn until I was in 6th grade
late bloomer, eh?
The future looks bright...
The Internet: Makes your kids happy
More like, The Internet: Makes your kids horny.
WARNING MATH CONTENT:
horny = happy
The world makes sense now
Nah being horny is just frustrating. It's after you climax that you're happy.
Just how do you really know 'they' are really a children?
They think the "child protection" tool is turned off when adults use it but the most are just to lazy to do that.
Is Club Penguin a sex club for shotas?
SEXY KIDS???
That place is not closed now?
*puts on lulz face*
My arse Youtube is more popular than porn. I CALL SHENANIGANS, as I myself have already searched for porn 163 times tonight, within the last few hours no less. No fucking way prepubescent noobs thrive off of viral and music videos more than...dare I say it
Thankfully
Its
That
Indecent
Erotic
Sorry where was I going with this, I was thinking about tits.
K Im done.
Seems oddly familiar
yay! more bitches in the future!
I wonder how many people there are who searched google in a google search bar.
Kinda awkward.....
Maybe people do it jut to see what the other (s in, not first) results will be.
It is easier to find other Google features by searching for "Google" in the search engine then to find them through the site.
Its just too easy to find / watch porn nowadays.
who are the law or parents to say who is or is not mature enough
we should send this to equality now. :))
Are you trying to destroy the internet!?
well, maybe it would show them that it ain't internet which makes people pervert, but that people are pervert from birth
also, the fact that 'sex' is 5th for the lolis should be revelent to their interests...
WHAT?! Anime / hentai isn't on the list! Kids these days, have no taste...
Yea.. I'm in awe that Naruto is nowhere to be seen there..
Well, there is Pokemon... XD
Na...they just not old enough to realize 2D>3D yet rofl
good.keep the sex word spread more
The porn really loves to be the 4th. Just 1 from being a part of the top 3. So, we must spread the word and push it further! There is nothing porn cannot beat.