Man Castrates Self: “My Wife Wouldn’t Have Sex With Me”
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Dec 14, 2009 08:47 JST
- Tags: Adultery, Bizarre, Colombia, Guro, Marriage, Medical, Penis Abuse
A man has cut off his own testicles after his wife refused his advances, reasoning that without them he could not be tempted into adultery by sexual frustration.
The 40-year-old Colombian farmer describes how his experience gelding farm animals led him to try the procedure on himself:
“I’ve castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.
I thought that’s what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!
When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I wouldn’t keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner).”
Doctors report he did a thorough job, having completely lost his testicles, but that the wound has become infected.
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Geez, hadn't the guy heard of divorce?
Devoting too much to 3D... Fail.
Wife wouldn't want to have sex? Have sex with someone else then
He's the role model of a husband.
Women are meant to be fucked
I am a woman, and yet I agree with the above statement.
if he's really a christian he should have know, that's why god invented fapping
How symbolic. I honsetly think it would be better if you just listen to your balls in cases like these, instead of giving up your own desire because of some crazy rule system (in this case Christianity :P)
Better than the guy who infected his wife with HIV.
Hahahahaha you beat me to the punch, anon.
im a christian so i have decided to cut off my balls for god =_=
Good now he can't pass on his stupidity genes.
What a good guy... wait no what?! waaaaiiit
Hahaha "The wound had become infected" were's your God know christian?
Yah I think God would have wanted him to get a divorce or a mistress.
The infection points to this.
Fucking american christians, pushing my faith on to everyone.
I believe in God (not that Jesus bullcrap)seriouly what the hell is a dead carpeter going to do for you?
But every church I go to is full of deranged losers (few nice vicers thought), I want to make my own church where you sit down for a few mintues and pray, then have food, then leave, all in the space of about 10 mintues.
And none of that new age christian song bullshit, get some of those awesome choir songs in.
Anyway just to let you know theres at least 1 sane godian (that it I'm changing the name, who the fuck gives a fuck about christ, what the hell did he do?)
Oh and don't believe the Bibel, it might have been "gods word" one day, but after the roman court got its hands on it, its just a bad fanfic. with a few good stories none the less
Wouldn't that make you a Jew, if you do like the bits about God, but don't see anything in the bits about Christ?
*claps* well said.
thank God I believe in science.
I just LOL'd.
Poor guy. Dumb but I feel pity for him since he decided to stay faithful to his wife who is definitely screwing other guys.
Oh Ye!
ah, simca doesn't know if she should pity him or hit him in the head for being so stupid (#=n=)
hasn't the man thought of ways to woo his wife? maybe love has been lacking in their relationship lately so she didn't want to have sex with him.
another theory could be that his wife is menopausal, woman at that age tends to not have the urges for sex.
sheesh..simca is getting a headache from such idiots!
Agh I can imagine the pain...
Surprisingly, that is actually grounds for divorce. Christian law states that if the wife aint giving it up, then she aint fulfilling her duties as a wife.
wife and man fail.
I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the dumbass.
wife fail
more importantly, who made this drawing..it's gureattttt o_O
Ahhh, redneck farmers.
oh goddammit I had just forgotten about the pain olympics too.
If that's what he wanted to do to avoid possible temptation or raping has wife, it's his choice. I don't see why everyone's ragging on 'em, although I see why it sounds rather extreme.
If people say fapping to porn and ecchi or getting a fleshlight or dutch wife is good as it may stop people from adultery or rape, and loli to avoid Hanson and the van, what's wrong with his choice? It's not like he has much access as us to an universe or 5 of content at a click of a button or a walk to the nearest magazine shop.
Then again, if his wife was giving him some serious blue balls, she should know that marriage is is a two-way street. But he might have been coming on too strong may have had been asking for it 3 times a day or some craziness with the farm animals and had it coming...
What kind of reasoning is he was a Christian so he sined by mutilating himself to avoid another sin? Seems more like poor inbreed trash trying to come up with a reason after the fact or pure stupidity.
=/ Castration's been going on for millenia; it's really not that big a deal, as long as he personally wanted it. It's not like you'll die from cutting your balls off, and eunuchs go on with their lives. The only weird thing is that he did it himself instead of getting a doctor or something.
I sure can't agree with what he did, she has her way now. If he had jumped off a cliff instead, she would have nothing. Is there any other reason to live, as a man, than to be able to know they are still there and are use-able rather one is married or single or seperated? With out the ability to wack at least, I would either picked, Leave Her number 1 or jump off a really big cliff number 2 or filed for a divorce, the courts even in that country don't take the guys nuts for a settlement after all, you can still wack with a divorce...
well, since he is a farmer beating the ass of that old hag and finding a beautiful young lover is a good option. If his so called "wife" is really the owner of the farm, he could just beat her in the night take any money and jewelry and then get the fuck out and start a new life ^_^
Fail life is fail, I suppose.
That's was Colombians are inferior to us migthy Mexicans! ANY mexican man would kick that old hag in the face, and find a young beautiful new señorita to fuck with her night and day. The only way to not be temped by adultery is commiting it any day you want ^_^
Always i think the people can't be more and more stupid, but everyday has someone that crosses that barrier, and im not talking about the colombian farmer, its about the stupid racism that u profess Mr. Anon Macho men... Anyway, i feel bad for that poor farmer (i heard the news in the radio, because yes, i'm colombian too) but not for one man means that all the people in one country do the same. And i don't think all mexican people are stupid as u.
Enjoy the circumcided penises of american soldiers in their colombian bases after the give a couple of dollars to your mother or sister for a blowjob ^_^
...A mexican non the less...no brain just muscle...thats all needed to cross the desert...
That definitely, absolutely, and most likely sucked for him....He didn't had to do that, but he did anyway. I'm at a loss for words on this guy's actions. I mean the real solution should not have been that far off if he wanted to get her to have sex. But never mind that, it's way too late now....I feel like an a**hole just talking about this man.
Is she really worth it to cut off your own balls?! Christian or not....
Hispanic men always tend to blow things out of proportion it seems.
Now his wife will have to live with the guilt. Girls just don't realize that if we don't fuck, we don't continue to live.
You are so right. Not getting sexual pleasure can be bad for us guys. So ladies. Please remember to give us pleasure.
Dude, ever heard of fapping?
iirc without balls there is no erection. hence no fapping. oh you mean before he cut his off...
he should have thought this through a little more. Or not been born a backwoods Christian hick.
No one is born a Christian.
Makes perfect sense if you think about it.
Yes it does. Not having sex? Cut off your testicles. There, problem solved!
...wait...
Someone should have introduced the man to 2D.
Well, too late now.
He's a farmer for crying out loud.
Do they get internet services?
Mail order magazines, perhaps? A little porn here and there never hurts.
Shizzz yo, aint that be sin yo. if yo wife ain't be yo porn, yo choke that ho.
hasn't he ever heard of divorce? its been around pretty much lately with the love plus related cases
Does this man know about masturbation?
Masturbation is a sin since every sperm is sacred.
And every sperm is good.
If only you were a woman.
He probably got the less dominant hand and fails to do anything other that castrating animals and himself. poor old fella.
He said his Christian beliefs were a factor in castrating himself, and we all know how they feel about fapping.
Sure, it's typically a Catholic thing, but it does reach across that thin line.
He probably thinks it's a sin.
Ha! I bet all the priest do it(well at least those who keep away from little boys).
It's impossible that they don't masturbate. Just stay a month with out relieving your self and you will see.Even your table will look like a sexy chick with awesome boobs after a while.
In the end you are gonna ejaculate while standing or while you sleep having some wet dream.
nocturnal emissions ≠ masturbation
I actually think monks are training wet dreaming, with them having a hell of a good time in their sleep, doing any hot woman they can imagine in all different kind of ways. If you level up to a priest, your wet-dreams will be as real to you like the matrix was for Neo :D
DAMN THOSE MONKS HAVE BETTER SEX THEN WE DO!
this man surely doesn't know a lot about the BIBLE
I dont see how being Christian has to do with cutting yourself... oh well, as long her wife doesnt changes her mind...
If his wife starts wanting sex now he should choke the bitch.
I concur, choke that bitch for neglect of sex. Damn yo, if I'm 40 and find out I'll never have sex again, imma choke some bitches.
Being Christian has everything to do with it. It says in Matthew 5:29-30
"29If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."
But I guess Christians nowadays like to twist any passage so it fits their own liking or they just don't care and sin anyways.
Props to this man, and may God damn all you hypocritical shitbags who call yourselves followers of Jesus Christ. Whoops, brb g2g cut off my hands or else he's gonna send me to hell.
@Anon 09:15:
You can't help but "twist" something that makes no sense to begin with (even presuming it's an accurate quote of what Jesus or God said/wrote).
"If your right eye causes you to sin..." WTF?! One's body parts don't act independantly of one's mind. they only respond to commands FROM one's mind.
More generally about this guy:
+10 points for dedication to his ideals
-10,000 points for his (lack of) logic skills
"Hmmm.... my wife doesn't want to have sex with me any more. Should I:
A) Go to marriage counselling with her?
B) Divorce her?
B) Cut off my balls?
'C' is the correct answer. Sorry, 'Dick', say goodbye to your two closest friends!"
(Quoting Bugs Bunny): "What a maroon!"
"If your right eye causes you to sin..." WTF?! One's body parts don't act independantly of one's mind. they only respond to commands FROM one's mind.
I do hate it when people pretend to be daft.
If you hadn't seen that beautiful loli you would not have sinned with her.
it has nothing to do with being Christian... it might be possible a sin to castrate yourself since you could get yourself killed and that could be assumed as suicide, which is a sin. this guy is surely an idiot because libido still exists even if you lose your penis and testicles... it's all in the brain...
Libido greatly diminishes without a man's source of testosterone (his balls). It is not all in the brain.
Maybe learn to read before posting next time.
Unless Christians start to disregard the Bible as God's word, it will have everything to do with Christianity as that verse is from the New Testament.
However, self mutilation does contradict with how a Christian should keep their body clean and safe as it is a temple.
And through this and many other self contradictions in this alleged book of God we can see it is not perfect and therefore really full of shit.
>not perfect and therefore really full of shit.
I can't understand why people get so affronted by the idea the bible is not perfect. It was written by men and thus full of crazy nonsense.
It was written by a fiction genius, look how many people ended worshiping it. I´d lol if that ever happened to the Wheel of Time XD would be great.
Have you ever read the Bible?
1Corinthians 6:19, Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own? 20, For you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's.
"therefore glorify God in your body"
Unless self mutilation glorifies God, there is a contradiction.
Just because you can't read between the lines doesn't mean the position doesn't exist.
And through this and many other self contradictions in this alleged book of God we can see it is not perfect and therefore really full of shit.
>However, self mutilation does contradict with how a Christian should keep their body clean and safe as it is a temple.
Have you ever read a bible? The scripture you are referring to is I Corinthians 6:19.
The context is thus:
18) Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body. (19) Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own;
You have attributed a position to the Bible that it does not contain; and then attacked this position. This is known as the strawman fallacy.
>And through this and many other instances of perfect harmony, unity and consistency in this alleged book of God we can see it is perfect and therefore really full of win.
mixed feelings... poor dumbass...
Well, not he can have a pleasant life devoting himself to WoW or some such without 3d women continually disappointing him, or spending thousands on realdolls.
Didn't he ever hear of fapping? It helps.
In Turkey you are allowed to rape your wife....good old Turkey
Stupid Columbians...givin' no fuck for the rights of men...
Men have needs and women have to fullfill 'em...even if they don't like to...well actually, they marry because they want to pleasure you (no matter in which way e.g. food, sex etc.)...
Source:
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2007/12/turkish-court-marital-rape-not-a-crime-turkish-columnist-decision-turns-women-into-sex-slaves.html
or google: Turkey rape marriage no crime
Anon is always right
holy shit i think i have a crush on splat
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Raping her would have been a manlier choice, imho. Also, that sentence explains everyything: "because I am a Christian"
It's Colombia. I doubt they send people to jail for rape.
Fixed.
Yup in my country they don't go to jail, as a matter of fact ppl take justice in their own hands.
The idea of raping your wife seems rather paradoxical, if you think about it.
How do you rape someone who has sworn (before the eyes of their God, no less, seeing as they are religious) to "be your partner", "in good times and and in bad", to "love and cherish you unconditionally", "until death do us part"?
It's Colombia
I doubt they send to jail there for a rape of a wife.
Seriously? Just because someone has agreed to spend their life with you doesn't mean that they've offered themselves up as a sex slave to you. Just because you marry someone doesn't mean you're obligated to fuck them whenever they want (unfortunately).
>So wait... breaking your vows by getting divorced is wrong.
Yes, this is wrong.
>But neglecting your duties as wife to the point of your husband feeling the need to mutilate his genitals in order to keep his own vows... that's perfectly fine?
No, this is also wrong.
I'm sure that you already understood that your logic was flawed.
I agree that the guy went to a terrible extreme to keep his vows. If it had been me, I'd have told her I'd get a divorce and sent her to some relative of hers... But then again, I'm an atheist that just hates dogmatic traditions...
Girl here, i think splat has a point, i'm having the same trouble but reverse, i want to fucking castrate myself so i do not go and fuck around or have any type of sexual urge.
What can i do about it?
Sigh... no, not seriously. Thought that would be obvious enough without spelling it out.
On the other hand, if you'd like to turn those idle musings into a serious discussion, consider this:
If the wife is persistently refusing sexual interaction, it's reasonable to assume that's but the tip of the iceberg of their relationship troubles. I mean, just to be clear: We're not talking about an occasional "I don't feel up to it tonight, honey" here. The man cut his fucking balls off.
Given such circumstances, one might reasonably ask the wife why she didn't just divorce him if she didn't like him anymore to that extent. And what do you think she would have answered, being religious and all?
"We don't believe in divorce. We took our oath before God. It wouldn't be Right(TM) to break our vows."
Or something to that effect. So wait... breaking your vows by getting divorced is wrong. But neglecting your duties as wife to the point of your husband feeling the need to mutilate his genitals in order to keep his own vows... that's perfectly fine?
The more cynical observer might note, at this point, that the real reason the wife wouldn't have divorced him is because she most likely depended on her husband for sustenance. But that only begs the alternate question of:
So wait... expecting a husband to provide a living for his wife with his own hard work, that's perfectly fine. But expecting the wife to, at the very damn least, spread her legs and lie still for a few minutes every once in a while... Oh no, don't you even dare suggest such a thing! How chauvinist and sexist of you!
So, on second thought, yes, seriously. That, or your pick between religious hypocrisy or gender-based double standard. What'll be?
tl; read anyway
somehow got through it without an opinion either way
Yea...it would definitely be 'manlier' to try to rape her wife, get sent to jail and then get raped from behind by the other male prisoners.
i sense the beginning of another long stream of genital mutilation articles here at SanCom
Thank god. More dick mutilation means less retarded console war articles involving "HOLY SHIT LOOK THE PS3 VERSION OF THIS TEXTURE HAS LIKE FIVE EXTRA PIXELS" or whatever the fuck. I hope.
it even hurts just to read about this story
ouch
Look at it on the bright side. Every time somebody mutilates their genitals in this world, we are among the first to know about it.
It's like the darwin awards, but with more pain and less death
reread the article for the part where it says "40-year-old Colombian farmer" I doubt he's playing WoW...
Poor reasoning. Christians are weird.
Poor reasoning. And has nothing to do with Christianity. I am Christian and I know, what I write. As a Christian he committed a sin against 5-th commandment "Thou shall not kill", which contains also hurting the body of a human - without difference, if it is your own body, or not. He should restrain from adultery with his own will and force, without making any "surgery". Difficult, but let,s see, if the way to Mt. Everest is easy. It is not, so why there are people, who take this way on their own will and choice?
And you are right - for the world, Christians are weird. But this is how it should be. Christianity is a way of spirit, not of a body and it's desires. World is the way of body and it's instincts. Christianity is externally quite similar to Buddhism, but practiced ad Buddha taught. With conserving sexual chastity. But the spiritual motives and beliefs of Christianity and Buddhism are quite opposite.
Matthew 5:29
If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
so spiritual :)
Artefact, you remove most of the anti-christian comments, so please remove the christian comments to keep the peace. =)
FREEDOM OF SPEECH RULES :)
must be this certain anon's first time to surf sankaku..
I have never removed a comment for being pro- or anti-religious.
>Serene
You are inestimably superb.
(In response to the Christian Anon) This is what is generally called "talking a whole load, but saying very little."
Such a post would also be receive were you not so stupid to choose to devote yourself to Christianity, I'm sure.
You idiot the commandment "Thou shoult not kill" means to kill LIVING BEING(meaning human), and IF you actually we're a christian, then wouldn't you remember where it says "If your eyes make you sin, cut them out! For it would be better for a man to go blind into heaven than falling into sin."
Logic fail: surgery/mutilation =/= murder, and actually quite a few of the loopier Christians castrated themselves for religious reasons over the centuries, both individual cases and sects (usually apocalyptic ones) which included nuts-cutting in their doctrine. IIRC Russia had such a sect as late as the 18th or 19th century.
When asked if marriage was a good idea (considering early Christians believed that the end of the world was imminent. Much like modern Christbots, come to think of it...), Paul mentions people who have "made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of God", or something to that effect, and he didn't seem to disapprove.
OTOH, the Old Testament does state that men with out-of-order nads (people who got their nuts crushed by the hoof of a cow or horse, for example) are not allowed to enter the temple/come near the altar.
nah, unfair including sects and weird off-branches. I mean, moslems have that "if you kill one person, it is like you killed every single person", with murder beeing a death-sin, and suicide beeing another one.
So, we still get those freaks with their bombbelts in the mid-east.
is it harder to decide to castrate yourself than it is to decide to abstain?
Dear Christian, you're an idiot.
People that can not perceive how another person could think or behave differently to them are called bigots.
You are a bigot.
I'm catholic but fuck that if my wife won't fuck me because she doesn't like me anymore (not for health reasons, etc), I'll find another wife.
People pretending you marry someone for all kinds of reasons except for sex are hypocrites.
Mindless, Thoughtless, Uneducated prosecution of a group without ANY discrimination of age, ethnicity, gender, nor cause. Internet, the closest things you get to equality. Cause equality for no one is equal.
An idiot, and a very annoying FAGGOT. A chrisfag indeed.
So what's harder, living without sex, or cutting your own dick off. Hands down dick-off for me. The fact that he has the will to do such a thing. He'll be in heaven without a doubt. He's my hero!
your balls make testosterone so without them you would start lose traits that make you male, and you can't get a bonner after a while
Not really. If you do it right, cutting your balls off only hurts for a couple days-- it heals OK and the only real trouble you'll have is that you might feel a bit colder and you might be weaker. It's not hard to live with. On the other hand, refraining from sex when you're a healthy guy who's producing testosterone may be difficult.
balls not dick. he cut off his balls
You're quoting the bible on this site? You're either a troll or a priest.
I say priest, due to all the loli content on this site.
A priest would be here for shota, not loli.
I thought they are usually here for both?
wth hell is a deep christian like you doing on this site in the first place... break any of your amendments lately? be honest
Learned the difference between an ammendment and a commandment yet? Maybe you should try making it to 2nd grade where you'll get to learn about your nation's constitution and how they've had to patch it up with ammendments over time.
Hate to tell you, but the commandment was mistranslated. It should be "Thou shall not murder." That's a pretty big difference, and has nothing to do with self mutilation.
>But well, christians are faggots who think and belive whatever they want without a real reason.
That's the worst description of a Christian I have heard in quite some time.
Christians have a definite set of doctrine and dogma that they believe in because they believe it will lead to eternal life.
The opposite to what you said.
thats only those who blindly follow their religion to a T, Without thought. and not just use it as something to try to make their lives and the lives of others around them better.
In fact the commandments were created by the jews, so the self-mutilation must be permited because they circumcise their boys.
But well, christians are faggots who think and belive whatever they want without a real reason.
In the bible it is written, "If an eye offend thee, cut it out. It is better to cast off an eye than to have the whole body cast into the fire." These are, more or less, the words of Jesus himself.
Actually, it is pretty effective. There are men who get surgically castrated solely to decrease their libido.
After that "If an eye offends thee..." stuff, I just remembered that neither castration nor neutering kills sexual desire in humans. Might mute it a bit, but it won't put an end to it.
Please, stop perpetuating a mistranslation. It's thou shalt not murder. Ever wonder why God told David to kill a 9 foot man with a sling if killing were a sin? How about Samson fucking up a thousand people's shit with just a donkey's jawbone?
Actually, if you read the stories carefully, it doesn't say "God told David to do this." Just that he did it.
The word for "kill" in the commandment is "ratsach" in Hebrew. Literally "to pierce violently". It is used once elsewhere to refer to judicial killing, once for accidental killing and once for killing by proxy. So narrowing the definition to "legally unjustifiable killing" doesn't hold up to usage and is mostly a way for people to feel more comfortable about going to war and such.
That said, I'd consider shooting someone to stop them harming my family, and I'd consider divorcing a wife who didn't want me physically anymore. Actually, I did the latter.
Poor guy was so devout that he cut off his own balls to keep his marriage holy. What has the 3D pig done for him?
Honor thy husband, my ass.
She tempted him into castrating himself.
He'll go to heaven and be with the angels from Sora no Otoshimono while she burns in hell.
I heard in heaven, pantsu fly through the sky
O_O Angeloids?!
/me cuts balls.
I can always tell Ikarus to make them grow back once I'm there.
His wife is for refusing to give him sex to that point... and he's only 40
You mean stupid dumb asses