How is this embarrassing? Finally, we get characters that aren’t all BELTS …

How is this embarrassing? Finally, we get characters that aren’t all BELTS AND ZIPPERS and the fanboys throw a shit fit.

Serah Farron’s Wardrobe Uncovered:

Finally, a reason to buy this game.
Serah Farron’s Wardrobe Uncovered:

OMG! “easy to cosplay” ! that meant there will be millions of Serah cosplayers out there by the time this game will release! omg people! do you see what im getting at!! This simply MUST be a marketing trick pulled by square enix!!! those mad evil geniuses!!
Serah Farron’s Wardrobe Uncovered:

cosplay with sugested items = PHAIL
Serah Farron’s Wardrobe Uncovered:

…but do they have to be schoolgirl uniforms? Please everyone chant with me, Nomura doesn’t have to make Final Fantasy anymore.
Serah Farron’s Wardrobe Uncovered:

Now to await someone to stumble upon this and then buy the items to make him/her look like Serah.] No, wait, they have to take a picture, shoop it through Photoshop, and get their ideal image

If My Heart Had Wings Announced:

its okay guys we can still jerk off to the duck with the nice hat
Otaku Elect Fan Sex Rino in “Creepiest Ever” AKB48 Election:

Sankaku headlines are always deliberate. Gotta love that.
If My Heart Had Wings Announced:

christ. along with everyone else. why in gods green earth would anyone bother to make an all ages english version of a japanese h-vn? thats like taking call of duty and releasing the game with NO Guns, knives and even hands. for christ sake.. i was looking forward to endless nights of jerking it but now i have to settle with this all ages piece of shit.
Xbox One “Clearly Inferior” To PS4, Sony Stock Surges:

… an 8-core Next-gen unit that can play NES games. I’ve seen that somewhe- oh yeah. My computer. So… any interessting exclusives actually coming or can I stay with my PC like the last generation and the one before that?
Louis Vuitton’s Hatsune Miku Figure: “Miku = Fashion Icon!”:

I CANT READ YOU OVER THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS I GIVE.