The Art of Anal Onanism



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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:22 23/06/2010 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Omg I just can't believe how uninformed and uneducated some of these arguments are.

    Let's start with masculine biology 101 : it is widely known and scientifically demonstrated that massaging your prostate will not only give you an erection, but also pleasure. If you find that this pleasure makes you gay, well, all men are gay, because that is just how nature made us. If you don't want to enjoy this pleasure, for whatever reason, that's your problem.

    Now, relating practices to sexual orientation is a little shortsighted. It's just as if you said "anal intercourse with a girl makes you gay, because if you don't use her vagina it means you'd like to fuck a man just as well". No, it doesn't. Anal play with a girl, to some, is a lot of fun and feels great. Be it your anus or hers that is being the center of attention. All the men have the potential to enjoy prostate stimulation, not all of them would enjoy it if said stimulation was given by a male partner.

    It is also a little insulting that you would point fingers at people and decide for them who and what they are as if you knew better than them. There are many couples who enjoy turning the table with a handy strapon. That, my friends, is a heterosexual practice, as it involves a male and a female. If you'd like to try with a man, yeah, that makes you at least a little bi-curious I suppose.

    You should just accept this fact : there are gay men and straight men who enjoy anal stimulation (by the way, some gay men would never do anything involving the anus, either on giving or receiving ends, just so you know). Your calling them all gay won't change the fact that those who are straight would never ever want to do anything with another man.

    Also, sometimes, labels are kind of a burden, and who fucking cares? What you do like, enjoy it as much as you can and have fun, my friends :¬)

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    Comment by Gloglablyn
    03:44 05/12/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    You are gay if you are attracted to and want to have sex with other men. Massaging your prostate during masturbation or sex does not mean you are gay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:51 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    You can't convince the normalfags, too many of them around here these days.

    Comment by A_Moose
    11:47 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm pretty sure these are the same fags that were here before, they're just showing how ignorant and close-minded they are. Which is funny, given the content of Sankaku Complex. Everyone gets their much-loved shimapan bunched up as soon as something that might be considered gay gets posted.

    Comment by Anonymous

    better to be a normalfag than a 100% genuine fag

    fag

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:55 27/05/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Better to be non-socially retarded then a troll

    Troll

    Comment by E.J.
    04:01 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    I don't need to be convinced, you can keep being an abnormalfag and shove all the things you want in your ass... i prefer mine one-way-only.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:09 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, it does seem one way, true, although you seem to have the directions mixed up. No wonder you keep spewing shit.

    Comment by E.J.
    05:12 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    If it was reversed wouldn't i keep "spewing" food instead?, well..., if not it means you are always "spewing" 9" silicon penises...

    Comment by ----
    05:41 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    If you are male and find those pictures arousing you ARE gay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ok so if a woman uses a dildo not gay
    a woman gets fucked a a woman with strap-on its gay
    man uses a dildo to pleasure woman so what it makes the guy gay all of a sudden

    A woman wanks off a guy not gay
    a man wanks off a guy its gay
    A man wanks himself off not gay despite your a guy touching your own penis somehow not gay

    my point is a guy wants to try a dildo on his ass then its a form of masturbation if he does turn gay afterwards his choice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:49 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Translated version, {Can i have it?}

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:13 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Send me a copy when you get it!!!

    A book about traps an a new way to achieve orgasms is made of win to me!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:46 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've always believed you should use stuff as it was meant(made) to be used.

    I wouldn't run a server on DOS, just I wouldn't use my asshole for other than to defecate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:12 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1) DOS was fun.
    2) Be sure to tell no to your gf when she asks for it. Oh wait.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:39 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SUBS FUCKING WHERE!?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:05 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They need the English version

    Comment by GHS
    20:41 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I should totally get this for my friend for Christmas! It's so perfect but no way it'll be delivered in time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:03 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    BOKUWA SHOTACON!

    Comment by Tai
    13:50 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This stuff can be real genius at times...
    I mean, upping the pleasure scale for yourself isn't homosexual at all, it's just people seeking new sorts of techniques, and to tell you the truth, i could use some atm... '-'
    Nippon Banzai~

    Comment by motaku96
    16:10 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Intrigued but I don't wanna try it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:44 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Interesting I wonder if anyone tried it after reading it? Looks like plunging onto it might feel so good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:54 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thanks to God, in my country to be ass raped you only need to be a registered tax payer, so you can feel it deep into the ass (and your wallet) once a year ^_^

    By the way, this note was first posted in animenation.

    Comment by Caligastia
    17:18 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've gotta buy me one of those dildos, it all started with me trying to imagine what the loli on my screen was feeling while I was fapping, perfectly normal.

    I pity the losers whose self esteem depends on pretending to be manly and socially accepted by complying to retrograde social standards on an online comment board.

    Sexual pleasure is not derived exclusively from what you feel, it's a known fact that people are also aroused by their realization of being the cause of their partner's pleasure, their partner's pleasure, and being the object of their partner's desire, so, a little creativity when masturbating can provide a more satisfying experience and proper emulation of the real thing when lacking a partner.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:35 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "it all started with me trying to imagine what the loli on my screen was feeling while I was fapping, perfectly normal"

    Yes, that is a very good and sound reason to try it indeed. People who fap to loli getting it up the ass without ever giving it the slightest thought what that would actually feel like for the loli are ignorants. I mean, saying they'd never take it themselves while expecting (2D) lolis (!) to take even the hugest of insertions is pure hypocrisy and hints at a very egoistic and selfish personality. Always make sure to experience yourself at least once what you want to do to others.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:48 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I kinda want to get this, but I dunno. I'm pretty sure I already know (and practice) about most of the information in it. Would be a nice novelty at least.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:16 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Using a Dildo on yourself is Bi-sexual not gay.

    Also the book says its like you've become a girl, therefore it is not gay.

    Comment by Blitz
    12:55 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, it's not even bi-sexual.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:11 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, leaving all the "omg gay" normalfag shitheads aside, I'd argue that using a dildo on yourself is rather pushing it a bit too much, but the usual deal (your gf fingering your butt during sex) hardly qualifies as anything extra.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 27/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you're using a full on cock shaped dildo and getting off to a fantasy of a cock in your ass, sure that's bi/homosexual in tendency, but a vibrator or featureless toy or even a cock shaped dildo but you're not fantasizing about homosexual/bisexual stuff, it's still just a toy.

    Comment by HentaiKamen
    09:05 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ugh, it is sickening to think that some of you guys have no problem the idea of foreign objects entering your buttholes...

    Any straight male would balk at that thought. Ain't nothing going up my bum. It is one way only.

    If you like getting fucked by a chick with a dildo then maybe you aren't straight... not that there is anything wrong with that...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:49 27/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Any straight male, way to pull the "no true scotsman" argument bullshit. Plenty of straight guys like stimulating that area, and so what if they like their girlfriend pegging them? They're not getting off to the thought of a dude fucking them. It's still they're very feminine, likely sexy (to them) girlfriend using a toy on them. That's like saying a girl is lesbian if she has a vibrator shaped like a tongue.

    Comment by Fapping Time
    09:20 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like giving the ladies the anal...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:31 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i wish i could read japanese!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Putting anything inside a dude's ass is GAY.

    if you think otherwise.. go ahead and fuck yourself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:48 27/05/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Dude, attraction to your own gender or your own gender characteristics is homosexual. So if you're a guy who likes muscles, cocks etc, yeah, you're gay. Sticking things in your ass to stimulate your prostate is no more gay than tugging on your balls while jerking off. It's stimulating yourself.

    Comment by Dia
    02:25 09/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    iya~ kitanai desu

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 14/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Those staunchly fulminating "GAY" are either immature, dumbass kids (in which I sincerely hope you grow out of the intolerant folly usually associated with youth)
    or some highly prejudiced, puerile, zealously religious, myopic, officious, uppity, sordid & republican voting ultra-conservatives so uncomfortable with your own sexuality you must act as 'manly' as possible.
    Which includes smoking cigars (which looks an awful lot like smoking pole)
    sturdy handshakes with other men (the same hands you all touch your dicks with, so in effect you're all touching each other's cocks)
    and FOOTBALL, which involves many burly men placing their faces, genitals and anuses precariously close proximity to, if not actually touching and rubbing against each other.

    If you really believe that things going into your anus is gay, well I hope you enjoy dying from prostate cancer and bowel cancer. Otherwise, grow up, get edified and get examined, early detection saves lives.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:04 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Scans anywhere? This needs to get translated. My anus is shivering in desperation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:59 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    why is suwako's hat in the last pic?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:59 30/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    why is suwako's at in the last pic?

    Comment by Kyo Takatsuki
    12:05 23/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I honestly don't think that anal stimulation is automatically gay. I do think that because gay men have sex this way people suddenly think of men having sex with men. I want to ask people what do they think about the women to who like anal stimulation? Not only guys do it. I don't know how it feels like personally but I don't think its wrong. Biologically scientist say that it feels good and apparently the people who try it agree. If people want to bust a nut by anal stimulation, do we really have the right to ridicule them for it?

    Comment by awindslowly
    07:21 24/02/2010 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well said. I concur.

    As for the book itself, sort-of want. ¥1500. But it seems getting it without first paying for Amazon.co.jp's ¥3000 shipping is impossible, as with all items on Amazon.co.jp. No alternate stores found. Meh.

    Comment by Riiku
    03:33 07/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just so you know

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage

    a quote:

    "Risks

    In addition, prostate massage can be risky. Some of the documented consequences are life-threatening periprostatic hemorrhage,[5] cellulitis, Fournier's gangrene,[6] septicaemia, possible disturbance and metastasis of prostate cancer to other parts of the body, and hemorrhoidal flare-up.[7]"

    You still wanna do that?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:24 07/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As long as you don't rub yourself rigorously and/or apply extreme amounts of pressure on it, it's very unlikely that any of that would happen.

    Come on now, even "normal" masturbation (or just about anything else for that matter) can be dangerous if done in excess.

    Comment by Hellbind
    08:31 26/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm suppose to do what in my where???

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The best source that I have found on this subject is Dr. Jack Morin's _Anal_Pleasure_and_Health_. And if you are afraid to be a Back Door Man, you are still a little pussy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:14 26/09/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    isn't that Kasukabe Akira's drawing?

    Comment by Juli33
    21:53 08/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    this book seems wonderfull, it should also contain tips for sexual intercourse, how to get the best sensations of anal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:40 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How wonderful! I can't wait until there is an English translation. Dr. Jack Morin wrote a good book on the subject but this has much better art and he is older, before this great new toys were invented.

    I love me little Rude Boy, except it needs those damn 'N' batteries.

    Comment by R3TAK
    06:41 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I must say that i would never do this as the thought of having no control over your bows is not a good thing. But to be honest whatever floats your boat, if you want to do it who am i to say no but im just gonna stick to fapping.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:51 27/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sticking fingers and toys in your ass doesn't make you shit yourself. If anything it gives you even greater control over your anal muscles because you learn to relax and flex them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:29 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Highly recommended.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aneros

    Comment by Riiku
    04:58 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Prepared you are not

    http://comixed.com/2009/11/28/comics-comic-strip-yonkoma-prepared-you-are-not/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+comixed%2FCMX+%28Comixed%29 [http://comixed.com/2009/11/28/comics-comic-strip-yonkoma-prepared-you-are-not/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: comixed/CMX (Comixed)]

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:49 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have a feeling that a lot of Yaoi fangirls would want to buy this... Myself included, of course.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:41 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just the fangirls? I'm a guy and seriously want (a translated version of) this book.

    Comment by metatron
    00:25 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    gotta love Japan XDDD

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:02 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I find it ironic that most the new fags cheer when its about loli, but cry when its about anything else sexually peverse. As a loli-con I have no right to discuss morality to people who like traps or shove things up their ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:40 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Being disgusted is not the same as taking a moral stance.
    Even the most sexually liberal people have their limits (ie 2girls1cup).

    Comment by Tex_Arcana
    04:18 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even then it fails.

    Giving people sexual freedom means that stastically, some people will use it to shit al over each other.

    Unless I'm required by law to clean it up, I support their right to do so.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:47 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Onanie" is actually not a japanese word. Japanese got that word from the german language.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:46 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is a japanese word "onani". The etymology of it is irrelevant.
    Heck, over 1/2 of the common English words are not of anglo-saxon origin. If onani is not a Japanese word, then by the same logic "language" is not en English word.
    http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=language

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    08:28 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Everyones fear of anal makes me lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:42 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn, right! You show them how it's done, Icy-nee-sama!

    Comment by Recumen
    18:13 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For all this discussion of how gay or not-gay this is, I'm rather left wondering...

    What does it even matter? It's just masturbation. It's not even sex, for Christ's sake. Why are people getting so excited over meaningless questions of sexuality when it's just another way of making yourself come?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:27 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the act of pleasuring your self and playing with your anus is not homosexual unless you are imagining another man is doing it to
    if this makes you gay for "wanting things up your arse"

    does that make you gay for wanting anal with a girl
    does it make you gay when said girl gives you head or something then put her finger up you arse to make you get off

    NO.sexuality is based upon your attraction to the same or oppostie sex not what you do to pleasure you selves

    that being said

    DOES NOT GO THERE

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:36 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    From herbivorous males to this, how do they expect manly men to ever stroll the street?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:56 27/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because only manly men can have sex and reproduce kids right?

    Comment by Tex_Arcana
    04:11 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe they'll import us.

    I for one, am sitting by the phone, waiting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:10 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah, first you try some shlong shaped item, next thing you know your out looking for a real shlong in your butt. thanx for gaying it up in here sancom!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:57 27/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is no causal link between fantasy and reality. Let alone you're making a false assumption anyone doing prostate stim is having gay fantasies to begin with.

    If your comment was at all true, then anyone who likes action films is a mass murdering vigilante waiting to happen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:35 09/02/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Prostate sim is risky, it has been proven many times and this book is basically full of shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:06 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah, first you fap to 2D loli, next thing you know your out looking for a real loli to fuck. thanx for taking the feminist's arguement. Dumbass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:14 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My doctors messed way too much around that hole and it was not as great as on these pics...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:03 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A whole log of faggotry (I'm looking at you, gray comments) and hysteria going on here...as countless people above me have said, BALLS ARE NOT TOUCHING...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:22 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Smells like poop to me, not interested.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:59 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To the ones who feel that this is "gay":
    This is not gay. Guys have a very sensitive area below the urinary bladder. This is called the prostate gland. It's said that the feeling is much better and more intense than when touching the penis. For many guys, it is possible to have amazing, multiple orgasms by massaging the prostate gland, without even touching the penis. It can be reached with a finger, but you also use tools, as you can see in this article, to make it easier. If your doctor needs a sperm sample, s/he may actually insert a finger and massage your prostate gland to force an ejaculation. It may take some time for the feeling to "awaken", so give it time! Everyone's made differently, however, so this is not for everyone.

    Comment by ----
    05:44 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Anal masturbation per se is not gay. Getting a boner while watching a male pleasuring his anus IS gay.

    Comment by Tex_Arcana
    04:25 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dammit, Bridget, look what you made me do.

    05:58 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage

    "... prostate massage can be risky. Some of the documented consequences are life-threatening periprostatic hemorrhage, cellulitis, Fournier's gangrene, septicaemia, possible disturbance and metastasis of prostate cancer to other parts of the body, and hemorrhoidal flare-up."

    Guess I`ll pass after all...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:20 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you're gentle and you have cut your nails and filed them, it should be alright. Better to use a glove and maybe lube as well. It can be risky if you are not careful, just as with anything else. If you have the guts, you could ask your doctor to show you how to do it properly. Haha.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:22 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also, always make sure whatever is going in there is CLEAN!

    Comment by Shuu
    04:06 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd demand the doctor's a she though. Doesn't even have to be a doctor. A nurse is fine too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:55 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I see what you did there...

    04:40 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sounds pretty awesome to me!

    Comment by survivorevil
    05:18 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What else could you expect from stupid narrow minded people, who can't even difference between what a gay person is, and give pleasure to oneself

    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    09:47 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sad thing is, due to Soviet regime most of people in Eastern Europe don't even know that a pedophile and gay are two different terms.

    Comment by Anonymous

    i can differentiate faggots!

    you're one of them, for example

    Comment by Keigami
    03:58 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not really surprised by all the homophobia that's popped up from the comments on this article.
    If you don't like it then stfu instead of everyone making the same repeated, "OMG SO GAY" comments to protect or hide their own sexuality stemming from the uncomfortable topic of male g-spot stimulation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:03 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ooooooooOOOOOWWWW!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:03 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So I guess one of the biggest sex toy makers in America does this it doesn't make it gayer. http://www.fleshlight.com/male-gspot/

    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    09:43 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some things looked quite similar to my bathroom equipment.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:22 07/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You must have a VERY entertaining bathroom. I suggest using it for parties.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:16 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Organism? But I only have a piano at home...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:38 06/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you know Nina, a piano is fine, too.

    Comment by omimon
    02:15 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HA, I see what you did there.

    Comment by NeedzMoarKyou
    02:13 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL. now this just cracked me up xD
    i mean i knew guys can get pleasure from this but i never actually thought they'd make a book about it.
    not gonna try this though i rather beat my meat than this lol!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:17 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Next they need to come out with a self help for auto fallatio.

    Bein able to give yourself oral stimulation, thaaaaaaaaaat's what the japanese are REALLY looken to






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