
A couple who daringly had sex in plain view of hundreds of shoppers atop a clock tower are currently being sought.
The pair, identities unknown but thought to be students, were photographed copulating atop a famed Sydney hotel clock tower one afternoon, in plain sight of a shopping centre below.
Onlookers gathered to watch with amusement, and of course to take photographs…

The couple eloped without interference, and are being sought by media though not, it seems, police.
Via Heaven.
Damnit, where is a good telephoto lens when you need it.
Also
Hickory Dickory Dock, we fucked on top of a clock. The clock struck one, we had our fun, Hickory Dickory Dock.
wat?
so sweet, i wanna try that with my girl
Do it, take pictures, post it on *chan, and you'll be here too in the news.
Seriously, kudos to those people. And that rhyme was cool. XD
Nice!
May I suggest you do not utter such elegant explicit in nature rhymes among little children? Lest you lose your tongue and have your ears scorched.
Lol ya I can imagine going to a pre-school and repeating it would have quite spectacular consequences heh.
Better ask your children what are they doing in Sankaku in the first place. :P
Of course not fapping off and breaking their dicks at the age of around 3 and then having a sex change.
Dohoho
nice man nice.
Cute rhyme.
I like this story. It's nice to know that exhibitions happens everywhere, and that there's always a sexual deviant somewhere that needs some kind of adventure to get themselves off.
"The clock struck one and made me cum"
*fixed*
I am hoping it is the girl not the clock getting you to cum :P
It's a VERY sexy clock.
one and cum don't rhyme
they do if you're not american
@Anon:
They rhyme even if you're American. Words don't have to sound exactly the same at the end to rhyme, you know.
If we are to be technical about this, then yes they do need to sound the same. M- and N- have distinctly different pronunciation, enough so that rhyme is broken.
Of course, this is only relevant if we really cared about such details.
Awesome 'rhyme' for those who do not nitpick.
If they finished at 1...
"The clock struck one, we had our fun..."
Holy fuck. 9½+ hours of sex??
sounds like fun!
Good one (truly).
Hickory Dickory Dock, the bitch was suckin' my cock, the clock struck two and I sprung me goo, Hickory Dickory Dock.
Lol, nice! points for clock rhym!
lol nice!
Heh, I accidentally read "Pubic Cock Tower Sex Execution"
Awsome.
THIS IS MADNESS!
Methinks first posters have evolved in the wrong direction to produce this guy.
no... THIS IS SPARTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
There should be a word filter for the words "madness" and "Sparta".
madness can stay
sparta should be goatse
how about a phrase filter?
I laugh at the fact that the media wants answers, but the police could care less.
Why should the police care? Doesn't look like rape or any kind of crime with victims to me.
Sadly, many people believe that THEIR morals should be imposed on everyone, and laws are passed to make such acts illegal.
It's always pleasant when the police don't waste their time and money on chasing victimless crimes like this.
You are an unethical person if you think that. What effect you do think such acts will have on children. You are either a drug addict, a pervert, or both.
Children will be exposed to these sooner or later anyway. Your attempts on censorship will not prevent them from seeing this eventually. A parent's job is not to ensure that children will never get to know what is sex or what it looks like, but to guide them so they are educated on what sex truly is, in hopes that they will make the right decisions as far as sex is concerned.
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Moralfag detected. GTFO
what is it with all this?
'yes, my daughter was mentally scarred by something she has no idea about'
A simple 'it's something grown-ups can do, sweetie.' should do the trick. Dragging them away from the scene and pretending like it never happened would be more likely to have ill effects than them seeing it.
Haha, I'm more of a 'bring out the diagrams and flowcharts and present about things' kind of person, so I'm more likely to respond to my kid asking 'what are they doing' question by bringing out my old anatomy and physiology textbooks and explain every detail to them.
me, i'd just say: this is what will happen if you become a cheerleader. you get fucked.
In other words, just what my parents said to me during a very similar incident.
censorship blows, look at the freakin childern in asia, they never got any of those sex ed shit when they were little, and look what happens when they grow up
Don't you know? In the west, sex is illegal...or at least DAMN close.
yeah. We'll know for sure though, once the jury gets back from lunch.
In texas, marriage is already illegal, so why not sex?
*looks at bonobos with jealousy*
I was at a concert with my mother when I was 11 and they started showing chicks taking their tops off and flashing everyone on the giant screen... it waz da best dae of ma lif!!
This reminds me of fuck for the forest..
I have a feeling that if you get carried away while having sex and forget about where you are, in such conditions you will end up as a big red splash down below.
You can't exactly just forget where you are because that would defeat the whole purpose of having sex in public... But I can see what you mean about the safety issues...
tick tock
Big Brother is watching YOU.
IN AUSTRALIA!
There you go again. The media is off looking for trouble. At least the police are not tards enough to bother.
Any idea wat position their in?????
I think he came just in time...
I'm a sucker for terrible puns.
Aye! Only in Australia Mate! Smackin' me balls don't feel quite as cranky when you crank your sweet honey down unda the clock.
Aye! for Exhibitionism!
please don't demean Australia with that childish imitation of Aussie dialect...
right, mate?
I'm not sure what Australians you're thinking of but we don't talk like pirates here, dude.
yeah, pirates talk with gratuitous west country accents, right?
or maybe somali?
Lol Uni Lodge, thats were all the left wing degenerates live.
I can't tell which ones the girl .
there is none!!
They are both girls.
I think the guy is closest. He just has long hair. She's a sittin on his dicki.
I wonder... What if the guy lets go of the girl the moment he reaches his climax... Hmmm...
And so I wonder... What if the guy reaches his limit and lets go of the girl? XD
What time is it?
It's time for LUUUUUUURVE!
~~~~~
Mother: "C'mon, Timmy. Tell Momma what time it is."
Timmy: "I... I can't tell. That clock has too many hands!"
The gall...
The time is now four o'cock.
YOU ARE BANNED
...and also what if he...well... misses... 'know what I mean?
Look out below?
It's 3:33
Lucky Time!
Recently there was a case in our city when a guy blew off another guy in the center of crowdest street, in sight of hundreds of ppl.
A time traveler brought Adam and Eve to the year 2009 and accidentally ended up landed his time traveling shuttle on a clock tower..
...this is right near my university. I go to this place a lot.... although I never saw anyone sexing.
I bet everyone was happy to see that happen?
haha they are awesome
If only i was present and had a sniper in that time,i would gladly have done a nice doubl kill...
They flip out over artistic photographs and drawn artwork, but this doesn't attract police attention? Wow. How strange.
That was party time.
Not sure the police actually care. it'd probably sit on the cold case files with the rest of the "who gives a shit" complaints.
Besides people got a free show, and the couple got a good session. It's win-win really.
wow i red that and i was like lol
Maybe they can't afford a motel room in Australia because its EXPENSIVE. This is PROTEST -NO TO HIGHER TAX FOR PLEASURE SPOT
wth is wrong with that women arm
its lik godam twisted in two places
That's Broadway Shopping Centre next to Sydney University. Sydney uni kids are attention seeking whores.
Isn't that Broadway next to University of Sydney
Awesome. I hope they never get caught~
Why does the second picture get smaller when zoomed?
Pictures are made to fit Sankaku's article width - whether they're smaller then it or larger then it.
Clicking on them only shows you their original resolution. So if the image is smaller then the article width, it gets stretched. When you click it, it shrinks to it's normal size.
Hah imagine the girl was sitting on the railing and the guy was preparing to shoot it into her, then he lets go... the girl drops and the guy misses. Someone will get a free nude girl and someone will also get a free drink of cum
HAHA OMG I WAS THERE!!!... IT'S AT BROADWAY SHOPPING CENTRE... THATS RIGHT BITCHES!! DID U GET TO SEE IT IN LIVE ACTION?
It's a pity such behavior weren't more common. With attractive people, of course.