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    Comment by Pyrolight
    09:39 28/11/2009 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    Damnit, where is a good telephoto lens when you need it.

    Also

    Hickory Dickory Dock, we fucked on top of a clock. The clock struck one, we had our fun, Hickory Dickory Dock.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:51 28/11/2009 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    wat?

    Comment by k
    15:01 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    so sweet, i wanna try that with my girl

    Comment by Shanyy
    21:34 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Do it, take pictures, post it on *chan, and you'll be here too in the news.

    Comment by Nin
    18:11 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seriously, kudos to those people. And that rhyme was cool. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 28/11/2009 # ! Drivel (-0.7)

    Nice!

    May I suggest you do not utter such elegant explicit in nature rhymes among little children? Lest you lose your tongue and have your ears scorched.

    Comment by Pyrolight
    09:58 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol ya I can imagine going to a pre-school and repeating it would have quite spectacular consequences heh.

    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    19:08 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Better ask your children what are they doing in Sankaku in the first place. :P

    Comment by Minimoto
    19:30 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Of course not fapping off and breaking their dicks at the age of around 3 and then having a sex change.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:34 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dohoho

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    nice man nice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:57 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Cute rhyme.

    I like this story. It's nice to know that exhibitions happens everywhere, and that there's always a sexual deviant somewhere that needs some kind of adventure to get themselves off.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:00 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "The clock struck one and made me cum"
    *fixed*

    Comment by Pyrolight
    10:04 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am hoping it is the girl not the clock getting you to cum :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:51 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.7)

    It's a VERY sexy clock.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:39 28/11/2009 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    one and cum don't rhyme

    Comment by Pandemonia
    23:32 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    they do if you're not american

    Comment by JadeMatrix
    07:00 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @Anon:
    They rhyme even if you're American. Words don't have to sound exactly the same at the end to rhyme, you know.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:36 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If we are to be technical about this, then yes they do need to sound the same. M- and N- have distinctly different pronunciation, enough so that rhyme is broken.

    Of course, this is only relevant if we really cared about such details.

    Awesome 'rhyme' for those who do not nitpick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:03 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they finished at 1...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:16 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.7)

    "The clock struck one, we had our fun..."
    Holy fuck. 9½+ hours of sex??

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:35 29/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    sounds like fun!

    Comment by BlaqCat
    11:55 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good one (truly).

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:25 28/11/2009 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    Hickory Dickory Dock, the bitch was suckin' my cock, the clock struck two and I sprung me goo, Hickory Dickory Dock.

    Comment by Firaku
    16:35 01/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, nice! points for clock rhym!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:53 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol nice!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:54 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Heh, I accidentally read "Pubic Cock Tower Sex Execution"

    Awsome.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 28/11/2009 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    THIS IS MADNESS!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:02 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Methinks first posters have evolved in the wrong direction to produce this guy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:35 28/11/2009 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    no... THIS IS SPARTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    15:06 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    There should be a word filter for the words "madness" and "Sparta".

    Comment by Pandemonia
    23:34 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    madness can stay

    sparta should be goatse

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:36 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    how about a phrase filter?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:58 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I laugh at the fact that the media wants answers, but the police could care less.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:11 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Why should the police care? Doesn't look like rape or any kind of crime with victims to me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:19 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Sadly, many people believe that THEIR morals should be imposed on everyone, and laws are passed to make such acts illegal.

    It's always pleasant when the police don't waste their time and money on chasing victimless crimes like this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:35 28/11/2009 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    You are an unethical person if you think that. What effect you do think such acts will have on children. You are either a drug addict, a pervert, or both.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:11 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Children will be exposed to these sooner or later anyway. Your attempts on censorship will not prevent them from seeing this eventually. A parent's job is not to ensure that children will never get to know what is sex or what it looks like, but to guide them so they are educated on what sex truly is, in hopes that they will make the right decisions as far as sex is concerned.

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    12:45 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    ^
    ^
    Moralfag detected. GTFO

    Comment by Pandemonia
    23:36 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    what is it with all this?

    'yes, my daughter was mentally scarred by something she has no idea about'

    A simple 'it's something grown-ups can do, sweetie.' should do the trick. Dragging them away from the scene and pretending like it never happened would be more likely to have ill effects than them seeing it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:03 29/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Haha, I'm more of a 'bring out the diagrams and flowcharts and present about things' kind of person, so I'm more likely to respond to my kid asking 'what are they doing' question by bringing out my old anatomy and physiology textbooks and explain every detail to them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:38 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    me, i'd just say: this is what will happen if you become a cheerleader. you get fucked.

    In other words, just what my parents said to me during a very similar incident.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:05 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    censorship blows, look at the freakin childern in asia, they never got any of those sex ed shit when they were little, and look what happens when they grow up

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:32 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Don't you know? In the west, sex is illegal...or at least DAMN close.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:55 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    yeah. We'll know for sure though, once the jury gets back from lunch.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:39 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    In texas, marriage is already illegal, so why not sex?

    *looks at bonobos with jealousy*

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:33 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    I was at a concert with my mother when I was 11 and they started showing chicks taking their tops off and flashing everyone on the giant screen... it waz da best dae of ma lif!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:00 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This reminds me of fuck for the forest..

    Comment by Sylar
    10:05 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have a feeling that if you get carried away while having sex and forget about where you are, in such conditions you will end up as a big red splash down below.

    Comment by HentaiKamen
    10:22 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    You can't exactly just forget where you are because that would defeat the whole purpose of having sex in public... But I can see what you mean about the safety issues...

    Comment by jabman025
    10:26 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    tick tock

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:29 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Big Brother is watching YOU.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:41 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    IN AUSTRALIA!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:46 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    There you go again. The media is off looking for trouble. At least the police are not tards enough to bother.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:26 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    Any idea wat position their in?????

    Comment by oOmg
    11:30 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.6)

    I think he came just in time...

    Comment by Chris
    23:35 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a sucker for terrible puns.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:41 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    Aye! Only in Australia Mate! Smackin' me balls don't feel quite as cranky when you crank your sweet honey down unda the clock.

    Aye! for Exhibitionism!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:40 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.6)

    please don't demean Australia with that childish imitation of Aussie dialect...
    right, mate?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:13 29/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I'm not sure what Australians you're thinking of but we don't talk like pirates here, dude.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:40 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    yeah, pirates talk with gratuitous west country accents, right?

    or maybe somali?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:12 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.6)

    Lol Uni Lodge, thats were all the left wing degenerates live.

    Comment by Neonie
    12:40 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't tell which ones the girl .

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:00 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    there is none!!

    Comment by celebrinen
    14:37 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are both girls.

    Comment by Pandemonia
    23:39 28/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I think the guy is closest. He just has long hair. She's a sittin on his dicki.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:04 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder... What if the guy lets go of the girl the moment he reaches his climax... Hmmm...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:05 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    And so I wonder... What if the guy reaches his limit and lets go of the girl? XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:21 28/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What time is it?

    It's time for LUUUUUUURVE!

    ~~~~~

    Mother: "C'mon, Timmy. Tell Momma what time it is."

    Timmy: "I... I can't tell. That clock has too many hands!"

    Comment by Hyra911
    15:57 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    The gall...

    Comment by Keirnoth
    16:02 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    The time is now four o'cock.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:59 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    YOU ARE BANNED

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:19 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    ...and also what if he...well... misses... 'know what I mean?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:50 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    Look out below?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:35 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    It's 3:33

    Lucky Time!

    Comment by Riiku
    22:41 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    Recently there was a case in our city when a guy blew off another guy in the center of crowdest street, in sight of hundreds of ppl.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    23:33 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    A time traveler brought Adam and Eve to the year 2009 and accidentally ended up landed his time traveling shuttle on a clock tower..

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:46 28/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    ...this is right near my university. I go to this place a lot.... although I never saw anyone sexing.

    Comment by Myballz
    01:55 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I bet everyone was happy to see that happen?

    Comment by GodOfSpeed
    02:17 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    haha they are awesome

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:58 29/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    If only i was present and had a sniper in that time,i would gladly have done a nice doubl kill...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:05 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They flip out over artistic photographs and drawn artwork, but this doesn't attract police attention? Wow. How strange.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:41 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That was party time.

    Comment by Callysto
    07:58 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Not sure the police actually care. it'd probably sit on the cold case files with the rest of the "who gives a shit" complaints.

    Besides people got a free show, and the couple got a good session. It's win-win really.

    Comment by ghost
    08:03 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    wow i red that and i was like lol

    Comment by Altair
    09:17 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Maybe they can't afford a motel room in Australia because its EXPENSIVE. This is PROTEST -NO TO HIGHER TAX FOR PLEASURE SPOT

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 29/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    wth is wrong with that women arm
    its lik godam twisted in two places

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:50 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's Broadway Shopping Centre next to Sydney University. Sydney uni kids are attention seeking whores.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:58 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isn't that Broadway next to University of Sydney

    Comment by Kyo
    13:31 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awesome. I hope they never get caught~

    Comment by Beam P
    13:53 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why does the second picture get smaller when zoomed?

    Comment by Chris
    23:39 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pictures are made to fit Sankaku's article width - whether they're smaller then it or larger then it.

    Clicking on them only shows you their original resolution. So if the image is smaller then the article width, it gets stretched. When you click it, it shrinks to it's normal size.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:02 29/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    Hah imagine the girl was sitting on the railing and the guy was preparing to shoot it into her, then he lets go... the girl drops and the guy misses. Someone will get a free nude girl and someone will also get a free drink of cum

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:26 29/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    HAHA OMG I WAS THERE!!!... IT'S AT BROADWAY SHOPPING CENTRE... THATS RIGHT BITCHES!! DID U GET TO SEE IT IN LIVE ACTION?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:40 30/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's a pity such behavior weren't more common. With attractive people, of course.

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