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whoa whoa whoa, where the hell are you aiming buddy?!
Ya that TV looks expensive.
It's okay he's an otaku, they'll magically pull some ridiculous cash out of thin air and buy another one.
And starve for the next half year.
It's called love. Starving for love.
better than having it trash by 3D girlfriend who got ignored...oh wait, maybe is the 3D girlfriend pulling the trigger!!!
starving for love, yet they still come out bigger than life
Ramen is dirt cheap y'know.
Trash can is even cheaper.
But Yui Posters are not! =P
@Exia:
"...cash out of thin air..."
Psssst. It's called, "counterfeiting currency".
You don't need 'leet engraving skills to do this, any more.
In these modern times, you need Photoshop skills. And who more likely to have Photoshop skills than otakus and NEETs?
Note, humans can survive with 2 meals a day, even one meals a day. Second note accompanying an anons comment, ramen IS dirt cheap, ranging at around 8 bucks for a box of 30 or so. now, going by the assumption that you have two meals a day, and only ramen, with 8 bucks you can eat for a month. If you have some money left over (which is unlikely, but just in case), invest in some vitamins or something. so in the end, 8x12=96, with around hundred dollars, you an live for an year.
of course, nobody can survive on only ramen, and with 100 dollars for food, what about water, mortgage/rent, utilities?
What about it? Them otakus live in their mother's attic anyways.
I think someone mixed up the term Otaku with Hikikomori.... Reason you see some of thoswe flahy otaku rooms are most likely due to the fact they are lonesome, unattractive men with rather decent paying jobs.. just not enough to attract the opposite sex.
Or maybe they just think 2D >>> 3D and invest the money otherwise spent on a real gf on 2D materials.
One will probably spend more on a real girlfriend than how much an otaku spends on his anime goods anyways.
QFT
She cheated on him... with like a million other otakus. Violence is authorized.
No, it's gunpoint rape.
Hawt
How could she cheat on him with every copy is unique. With their won unique receipts. Those other girls you saw are just clones of her. A 2D women would never cheat on you. It is theoretically impossible.
i believe that gun to be fake anyways
The gun is actually shopped.
Rage of the Anons... What a waste
Nov. 26
Extra, extra! Read all about it!
Otaku marries Yui Hirasawa.
Nov. 27
Man arrested for attempted murder of spouse.
Police have determined that the bullet hole in the monitor has narrowly missed Yui Hirasawa's image.
It is presently unclear how she is coping with her shock as we haven't figured out how to go about interviewing 2D people...
Nov. 28
Otaku throughout Japan call for death penalty of Yui Hirasawa's ex.
Nov. 29
Yui Hirasawa's ex jailed! K-ON! fans nationwide celebrate!
Every time I read an article like this one, I shed a tear for humanity.
Yeah, same here...
Humanity doesn't need your pity. They can pity theirselves.
I can pity who I like.
Anons, may your posts have got "drivel" indicator, but I fully agree with you. May 2D is better than 3D, but this is pathetic.
Interview from gunman:
"I saw my friend holding the controller with her on TV. They were playing behind my back."
From the Gunman:
"I was only boning you to get to Mary, er, Mio."
LOL the gun picture was hilarious
lol airsoft.
those Japanese otaku love their guns... too bad they're all fake.
lol gun
Happy Birthday Yui!
:3
holy shit, make this retardedness stop
Here we go, you ready? Close your eyes. *chuckles* The~re we go.
Cant stop.
There are more retarted otaku.
You cant even imagine the power of stupid people in great numbers.
More than 9000.
Happy Birthday, Yui-chan..
Tanjoubi-omedetou~!!!!
BOOM HEATSHOT!
Ah man I wised I had a Desert Eagle.
What is that "dining with mai waifu" fetish officially called?
'Dining with mai waifu'
ronery
what a fucking loser. to think that this character was created by a guy and given personality buy a guy and then to have another guy fall in love with it... gay. not to mention how sad it is that in japan, grown men falling for digital women is a serious discussion... but hey that's more jap pussy for me.
^
I feel sorry for you. I can't help but worry at the life you will have in the future.
I am serious. Open a paypal account or something, I can help organize a lot of people to get to donate for you.
My condolences to your future life.
enjoy your trap faggot and stay the hall away from Yui or i'll rip you dick off... sorry i'm drunk as shit...
Not drunk Enough!!
Yea bro I think there will be more jap pussy for you since you are such a sexy stud with a ferrari and 100K plus income. Good luck you dilusional moron.
At least his delusions are within the realm of reality compared to wanting to be with a fictional character.
FAIL! they are both delusional. Its like a retard making fun of a retard for being retarded. Its just retarded.
So you're saying that the possibility of someone actually having a tangible relationship with a 2D character is just as plausible as this dude getting laid with a real Japanese chick?
Pro-tip: One is grounded on reality, the other isn't. Sure, the latter might require a lot(and I mean a lot) of luck, but the possibility is still there.
But I agree, he is retarded.
At least we agree that they're both retarded (runs away).
People who can't think in symbols and must always rely on reality are certainly more retarded than anyone who interacts with 2D.
A distinctive characteristic of humans is the ability to move beyond what they can see and actually IMAGINE as well as communicate in symbols, with the latter being available for things that are not just language.
TL;DR Normalfags can fuck off.
PS All Hail Madarame Harunobu
Balls aren't touching.
Not gay.
your hand is Japanese?
say good bye Yui Hirasawa
bangggggggggg
wow this is too much.. i mean i like my anime and stuff but this is just retarded,stupid and rediculous lol..
It's funny how people are rating you down for commenting like any sound person would. Otaku weeaboo zealots, lulz.
You post on sankaku, you're one of us. Fail comments are fail and guess what, you fail, too.
Perhaps first anon was voted down for his spelling and grammar.
You were voted down for being a failtroll. Guess what? If you're here, you're a weeaboo.
That gun would be better used on the creator of this anime.
Just sayin'.
I LOL for loosers like him. I say let 'em succumb to there pathetic little world.
OMG I missed Yui`s birthday T_T
唯ちゃん m(_ _)m ゴメンナサイ
そして誕生日おめでとう^^
Can anyone tell me where I can find their b`day`s?
I definitely need to celebrate Azusa`s or I won`t forgive myself...
どんなに 探しても 何も 拾った、 助けたかった、 助けられない T_T
Beh, luck with that
私はそれだけを知っています。 そうさえ…
けいおんのメンバーは本当にかわいいです! 特にあずにゃん大好きです。
あずにゃん欲しいな~
私があまり心配しない唯一の人が律ちゃんですwww
Someone please grab a fucking gun and kill those guys, seems they are Super-Insane to do this Stuff.
If you think deeply about it. Otakus are just like religious people. They both believe in a book that some guy wrote.
Except the religious people probably at least shower.
you'd be surprised
I see what you did here.
In short 'Werther effect'.
Bewere.
This behavior is propably highly contagious.
I admire people who have the guts to do this and be proud of it. Normal people are just so boring. That is why I like sankaku complex.
I never knew I had people admiring me xD
Thx 4 letting me know ^^
I wrote the above and I admire you for being different.
That`s a good thing, you`re not judging people based on their choices and/or lifestyle ^_^
In that sense, I admire you for not judging anyone who happens to be different from what "normal society" wants you to be...
Wife, kids `n a 9 till 5 job is all society wants to see... Kinda makes me sick sometimes
Thanks! I just feel like I am being constrained by society's social standards which I don't agree with always. I feel like shoving a middle finger in the face of whoever set the social standards of where I am.
I know what you mean...
In a way I`d really like to talk to you a bit more about it, you seem to be one of the few to understand... (If you`d want to too of course)
Too bad there isn`t any way to exchange contact info without it being read all over SC...
*edit* Yahoo offers disposable email addresses (on top of ur own if you already have a Y! mail address), so I made one, so if you`d like to talk sometime mail me @ agarimono-junkmail@yahoo.com (and for all the trollers, mail me all you want, it`s just a disposable address...)
Admins, if you don`t mind, can you leave the email there for a few days, it`ll be invalid in a few days anyway...
@ Anon above: and if you decide to contact me, know that I`m usually kinda slow in responding... If not, that`s fine. Just happy to find someone who`s going through the same feelings...
If you don't like society's "program" (9-to-5 job, wife, kids, a mortgage, bowling on Friday nights, etc.), then don't sign up.
While I was harassed (okay, revise that to "bullied") for being different as a kid, I don't get any flack for not joining "the program".
Here are your keys to sanity:
(1) If the people criticizing you are jerks and assholes, why would you respect their opinion? You wouldn't - therefore, you feel no pressure from them, despite what they may say.
(2) Just because you respect someone doesn't mean they're always right. If they're wrong about something, they're wrong - that's all there is to it.
Knowing they are wrong doesn't remove the pressure, but it gives you strength.
My dad gave six-year-old-me a bucketload of criticism at the breakfast table one morning for wearing a bracelet ("Why are you wearing a bracelet? Do you want to be a girl?" etc...).
Why was I wearing that? Because a female friend (vs "girlfriend") had given it to me, and that made it important to me. I knew from his attitude that any explanation would be rejected and/or ridiculed, so I kept my mouth shut and blew off what he was saying. I knew he was wrong, which made it possible for me to blow off what he was saying (though he made me very uncomfortable).
I disagree, saying nothing is just as wrong. I can't symphatize with you because I have never been bulliedb but if you let people step all over you then they will step on you. It's amazing how much good people will put up with so much abuse just to have some peace. However good people doing nothing is how bullies thrive. Bullies at my school (if there were any) ignored me not because I had herculean strenght but because they know I'm not afraid of them and that the'd have to kill me to make me obey them.
amen to that, i know how you feel (,,)/
so lets be friends, ok? and share our loneliness.
You can never be inferior to anyone unless you let them. Doing nothing is just as bad.
If you're beautiful, you can live however you want. If you do one thing that society can approve of, this should be it.
Never thought posting a (disposable with 2 clicks) email address would only get me 2 mail replies...
I guess I`ll keep it activated for future purposes...
You actually do this?
Four words, get a fucking life.
You're going to die alone
I am not afraid of dying alone. Don't mirror yourself to me. Have you ever thought that some people might be happier if they are alone? What you think is a perfect life is not perfect for everybody.
Serious answer is serious. So ronery.
The clown is back with the same useless phrase as ever. For the sake of saying something because nothing intelligible comes to mind.
And why should I take you seriously? You're going to just give some bullshit argument about your opinions on how you think people who do useless shit like these are somehow admirable. There's a picture of a guy on top of these comments celebrating a fucking birthday of a fictional character and somehow I'm the clown?
When the topic at hand is equivalent to watching Johnny Knoxville doing stupid shit on Jackass(stupid but somehow entertaining when there is nothing to do), of course "nothing intelligible comes to mind."
That was not really in the context of what I had in mind but yeah you do have a point. I do not agree with him and I think what he is doing is unhealthy. My comment was something out of topic.
Every time I come here and read articles like this is bothers me to realize how utterly ordinary I actually am, regardless of how hard I try to be weird.
It's nice to like a character in a show, but this would be a bit weird even if Yui was a real person.
This sort of behaviour should be restricted to little girls having tea parties with their dollies.
Girls having tea parties with their dollies would be the same as boys playing fortress with BB guns pretending to be soldiers. It's something I actually miss in my childhood.
@Sukunai:
If you have to try in order to be weird... give up. There's a Zen to it.
I suppose the issue is, is the person in question just having fun, or is he truly delusional to a point he's endangering his own or others' lives?
@Anon 13:24 28/11/2009:
Gods, weren't we stupid in those days? BB gun wars with no face protection. For some reason, I _always_ got hit on the tips of my fingers... man, that stung like a mother. We kids were all damn lucky we didn't lose an eye, or an eardrum.
These days, you probably have to be 21 to buy a BB gun, fill out federal paperwork, etc.
Let's be serious here, most of the otaku "celebrating" Yui's birthday are really just taking pictures of themselves trying to feed cake to a 2D girl for the lulz, so they can go and post it on 2chan.
I'm sure only a very small percentage actually take it seriously.
omg we have the same b-day =O
I think for every day of the year is already a character b-day existing...
I'm afraid to think what he did to the TV/monitor screens and the plushie after the "birthday party" during night time.
The first pic actually looks kind of sad and miserable and am not referring to the usual fact of how strange this things are.
You know, I remember when I feel in love with Sakura from Cardcaptors, the difference is, I was 10.
And I never went as far as buying a cake. If japanese don't like their women, then perhaps suicide is the answer? I think we should just put the otaku down, it's for the best.
Agreed. They don't contribute anything to society. One useless culture.
Otaku people still work. It's the hikkikomori or NEETs that dont. Consumerism is a good thing economically speaking. As long as they don't rob people to buy otaku stuff I say it's alright.
Yeah, just like drug abuse. As long as they don't rob people...
Except for the fact that drug abuse doesn't contribute to the economy, it contributes to criminal elements in society. You can't compare buying anime dvds to buying cocaine.
What's with all the hate for hikikomoris and NEETs? They already opted not to associate themselves with society, yet you still pick on them. They have not done anything to harm you or the society you belong to, but you insist on putting them down.
Unlike you, they are making a huge contribution on the success and continuity of the Japanese animation industry. That same industry which you weeaboos are continuously leeching off.
You are just as primitive as femanazis are.
Why the hate, you ask?
It's because their own lives are so miserable, and their own personalities so twisted that the only way they can elevate their own opinion of themselves is by putting down other people.
Kinda like what happened to Jews, gays, and Roms in Germany during WWII, and what happened to Japanese and Germans in the USA during WWII.
"Those good-for-nothings! Get 'em guys!" (And after we mob them, let's take all their shit for good measure.)
These days, in the U.S., at least, the politically-correct groups to hate are:
* Smokers
* Meat-eaters
* SUV-owners
* Nike
So then I am hated for being a carnivore? how lame!
Groups like PETA are complete retards, they are actually mentally sick. Don't like meat? Thats fine, but fuck off from mine.
oh damn, i smoke an eat meat! fuck! america hates me! I better move to japan where ill be loved. xD
^
Are you sure???
@Anonymous 15:01 28/11/2009
Oh I'm sorry, I actually buy anime merchandise from a proxy but I'm not helping the industry because I'm not celebrating fictional characters birthdays and other stupid similar crap?
Your an idiot, I'm as primitive as feminazis? I may complain about stupid people doing stupid things, so long as it hurts no one, I wont do anything about it.
But I wont tip toe around it like people do with religion and ignore the fact that it's unhealthy, and IT IS.
Imaginary relationships, this is acceptable as a child but as an adult? This is a mental issue that needs to be confronted and not just ignored.
Oh but of course being being NEET isn't leeching? I'm sorry but if this is anime's target audience then it needs to be fixed.
Some otaku are just fucking creepy.
Hmmm... Good one I guess.
Haha... Then again, Toyosaki Aki in RL is cute as well. She was at the K-ON! Experience event in AFA09.
Not only cute in RL but she could cosplay Yui quite well.
I thought guns were illegal in Japan so where did this otaku get his? Unless it's an air soft gun.
No shit, Sherlock.
Very impressive deductive logic there. Genius stuff. Very not obvious. Very not common sense.
Thank you. Maybe I should become a detective. Then I can help lolis when their pantsu get stolen.
It's not really helping them if you're the one who stole them.
it's probably filled with icing
Yeah HIS icing...
I wonder if there are a bunch of otaku that do this or if it's just the same otaku over and over again.
The best thing about 2D girls is that they (usually) don't age. No matter how many years go by, lolis will remain lolis.
Why can't I have a boyfriend that sweet...? :{
Pick me, I will slave for you.
Figures an anonymous would be the one to say it.
Disappointed?
That guy should be using a .44mag revolver so he can give the Dirty Harry speech. Pointless but funny.
If these guys are celebrating a 2D girls birthday like this they should theoretically make quite decent boyfriends. They just need to step into the 3D world. Naah, not worth the hassle.
I was think that this otaku wierdness might be a cry for help and be noticed just like girls cutting themselves for attention. Maybe if some woman show a bit a interest in them and make them believe that she is attainable by them. Then maybe guys like him will change. Just maybe.
"Put down the knife."
"No, first you put down the anime DVD."
"You put down the knife at the same time I put down the DVD. Lay it next to your feet, and I'll do the same with my DVD. Okay?"
"Okay."
(Each sets down their knife or DVD)
"On the count of three, we each kick our object-of-choice to the other side of the room. One, two, three..."
They simultaneously air-kick their object and shout out, "FAKED YOU!!"
Equating cutting your wrists with a knife, and taking pictures of yourself trying to feed cake to a computer monitor is pretty damn silly.
The latter may seem a bit insane, but it's just not comparable.
YUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....
I'd question the sanity of these otaku, but...why bother?
Hey at least they are not hurting anybody so no need to bother them.
Hey, he could be pointing that gun at real 3D people.
Sounds more reasonable to vent your anger at 2D rather than go around killing stuff.
I question the sanity of these "normal" people,but...why bother?
Rofl last pic.
Happy birthday My sweet moe blob~
Un tan~
needs moar Un tan~. here:
Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~
Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~
Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~
Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~ Un tan~
lol wtf thats when my birthday is :3
Oh it's those guys from IdolM@ster! LOL! Yui cannot be killed for:
1. She lives as long as there is someone to believe in her
2. She's an anime/manga character. They are fiction, therefore, immortal.
3. No sane otaku will point a gun on an expensive TV! Especially one with wide-screen and Yui on it.... That pic got to be a joke
....
Can't think of any for #4....
Jeebus, that looks like a seance or a wake.
Sad
like we say in Brazil "Coisa de retardado!!!" (Daft stuff)
happy b-day Yui :) shes on of my fav characters :)
May I troll those fags plz?
Yui's birthday party w/o a castanet themed decorations is not perfect enough..
LOLx
i was celebrating Yui's b'day and my fren's b'day at the same time... wakakakaka
Damn being a otaku is one of the worst state a human can get.
Woah 27th of november... that's my birthday too :S
You're on Sankaku Complex, all of you hypocrites saying how weird this is.
Celebrating birthdays and holidays with specifically championed 2d girls (aka waifus) has been going on for years and years. True otaku already spend thousands on anime merchandise; what's the harm in getting like a little $10 cake or something to show how much you care about your waifu? This kind of stuff shows up on 2ch all the time.
If you seriously don't get that people do this kind of stuff just for fun and to post online (or even fake-compete to see who treats their waifu the best), then you truly lack the understanding of otaku culture that I'd assume would be pre-requisite here, and have the all-clear to GTFO normalfags. You are not welcome here not because you are "normal", but because you refuse to even attempt to understand abnormal people, and yet think that running with the majority opinion is always the best idea. It's not, rather it's sheer idiocy and ignorance at its peak.
I'm embarrassed to belong to the same species as you...
i wonder when mio birthday is...still happy bday cute plushies :p it makes me wonder where the hell otaku get there money from..
Ronery is one of the tags, Ronery indeed T_T
SO RONERY his ex-girlfriend is goint to shot the TV
MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB MOE BLOB.
I am totally ready to be a Sankaku front page poster.
how very fucking sad.
excelent, happy birthday yui sama!!!
LOL, D3lixiouz cake.
I just realized this recently but is "K-On" the poor mans "Lucky Star?"
Otakus have never been more pathetic in retrospect.
I'll kill that guy...
And I'll kill you... And also fire another shot at the TV
Hmmm? People just ignore Kakifly completely ripping off characters like Osaka and renaming them "Yui" and repeating the process for the rest of them also?
Whatever..
But the real question is will people still remember her B day next year?
A P226 of all things, at least that guy has good tastes in handguns.
It was my birthday on the 25th! We're practically twins. Except for the fact that there's a 2 day difference, our age difference, and she's a fictional character. But other than that we're twins.
OH MY GOD!HE SUCH A BAD ASS!PUTTING A AIR SOFT GUN IN FRONT OF A TV WHOOOOOOOOOH WATCH OUT FOR HIM ,HE'S A MANIAC.
Happy Birthday
I fapped to the last pic.
where did he got those dolls kuso!
seriously what is WRONG with celebrating an anime character's birthday??
it's like people celebrating their anniversaries, they're all intangible things, and celebrating the anime character is more a symbol for celebrating the hard work/ good ideas/ effort put in to make the character that we all like!
anyway, it's just putting a cake/snacks in front of a character's picture and taking a photograph, HOW BAD IS THAT?
i'd do it and then EAT the cake i boughtXD no waste, little effort and NO BIG DEAL.
haters shouldn't purposely come all the way here just to post belittling remarks, don't you feel bad for yourselves spreading the negativity that's growing in your heart? :) nvm, its okay we forgive you:D
omg. ..... this is so over ... i can't believe ppl would avtually do that .....
get over it...