Otaku Marries Nintendo DS “Nene is My Wife!”

Was anyone there to give away the bride?

You guys are all just envious and jealous he could find a good wife that makes him happy.
I wish them happiness.

Dammit!!!! I also wanna marry!!! but with Suzumiya sama!!!!!!

Nene sounds like shes taking a crap in skinship mode.
The way she says 'mou!' sounds like she's frustrated and she can't get it out, and her 'uunn, nn's sound like grunting in an effort to get it out.
I think she sounds and acts the least real out of all three.

With regards to the marrying 2D over real, I'm sure with a 'man' if you can call him that who is so far gone as to want to marry a picture, no woman would want to be with him anyway, so no real loss for us anyway :)

Besides, when his seed doesn't reproduce the world will have one less crazed otaku-fan.

I married twins...
my hands... and they are awesome!

but hey, nene is my wife. how dare you marry her...

So ronery...
But he will have to face reality too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY

i hereby proclame this new way of being auto-removed from the gene pool, marrying 2d characters
in a way, its a good way to reduce overpopulation so be it

"The event will even be broadcast live on NicoNico Douga – those with nothing better to do can view it at 12:00 on the 22nd of November."
Then that would be 24:00 in my country...Decided, Im gonna watch it.

Once every one marries virtual girls, divorce rates will drop tremendously (hopefully).

This is just an example of natural selection since this guy's genes will not be carried to the next generation. It also shows otakus will be the first to drop out of the race known as the human race.

Well he got her first. Now no one else can have Nene.

lmao, I live on Guam and work as a Wedding Videographer. I don't recognize the chapel, so it may not be one my company's contracted with, but I promise you if somebody had a marriage ceremony with a DS, I would physically walk up to and slap him for being stupid.

That is so cool. Virtual wives are immortal and never gets old. Unlike their human counterparts.

Lol, doesn't he realize Nene is technically a whore since she's in a relationship with multiple people across Japan XDDDDDDDDD

O....k..... Now im freaked out. O.o

A small but vocal minority of otaku have lately taken to espousing fantasy marriage with 2D characters as something the law should recognize

I don't really see why.
Marriage (from the governments point of view) is recognized because it has to uphold the laws surrounding marriage. Tax breaks for two income families, child support, alimony, etc.

None of those laws can apply to a girl that doesn't actually exist.

This may be a bit more relevant in a decade or two, when AI gets so good that people being to consider giving it rights...

hmm, So he enjoys inserting things into her besides his own penis?

now that's hardcore

In the end we will probably hear that the poor guy was murdered by one of Nene's many other obsessed 'suitors' in a jealous rage. Or he'll want a divorce when he realizes that she is actually having an intimate relationship with 99,999 other Nintendo DS owners.

Wait until he finds out shes been cheating on him with thousands of others at the same time on multiples of systems. Then wait till 'she' finds out he has a few hundred other games with a hundred girls on them as well he has and is still cheating with. OH the divorce court is going to make the news every day with never be for seen Otaku news.

Who are we to say he's wrong? if he's happy then let him be.

Is it sad that I found this (so) funny? I honestly couldn't stop laughing for some time (hell. I'm still laughing now.)

I wanna know what would he do if for say his DS ran out of battery or i don't know... someone deletes his profile in the game. That would be priceless.

It happened today. Fucking lmao

Folks, c'mon, this is basically nothing more than what you can call an ATTENTION WHORE. He's fully aware that what he says he's doing is crazy.

Marriage - He's doing it right!

Honeymoon?

¯ 3 ¯

I guess "change" is the big word. Just like what Obama has done.
When Galileo said the Sun is the center of the universe, he was regarded as a failure in life, spent the rest of his life ostracized, hated for centuries. Then...

I am glad someone has taken a first step towards change, especially against all that feminazi evil intentions going on in the world. I am sure one day his sculpture will be made in every university campuses.

Western culture including concept of reasoning is deeply infected by feminism evil viruses, you don't need to argue, you just need to protect what you love regardless of what others think. Being regarded as "reasonable" but "castrated, unable to protect what you like" you ended up both as a "failure in life" + "failure to be a man". At least this guy did not fail to be a man, unlike many of us are.

Wonder what would happen to him if his gamecart would be damaged ?

I'd say wow, otaku indeed. ._o

just more jap women for us <3

This is completely understandable. Nene-chan's personality is set up to be the affectionate and supportive type that most lonely otaku would fall for inside of about two and a half seconds.

lol! LCD Hime Portable! XD.. aside from that, i've never seen that church in guam before..

What do you bring as a wedding gift to a reception like that? A new stylus? Screen cleaner? ..Boxes of tissue?

Sound like a joke... shes's just a cartoon... come on in my opinion this guy is silly, the real women are better.

for all of you make fun of me, read the articel below (a little long tho)
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/22/magazine/22Paternity-t.html?_r=1

or search on the New York Times, "losing fatherhood"

heck, with marriage like that, married 2d character is like paradise.

I will married with a Gundam...

ok, just kidding...

...Maybe with a Evangelion

jajajajajaja

They say love is blind
but now we know it's been digitalize

I don't weep for the species, it's only a matter of time before guys like him and his genes are just a weird memory.

He's actually doing us all a favour.

Nobody thinks he's trying to make a statement or send a message to the women of Japan by doing this?