Otaku Marries Nintendo DS “Nene is My Wife!”


A man besotted with virtual maiden Nene of Love Plus, the hit schoolgirl relationship simulator for the Nintendo DS, has married her at a Guam church.

He apparently paid a visit to a church on the pacific island of Guam, pictured, where he took Nene Anegasaki (above) as his wife.


He plans to hold a wedding reception back in Japan, and has invited media figures to attend. There he intends to show slides of the happy marriage, as well as the couple’s lengthy courting and romance.

The event will even be broadcast live on NicoNico Douga – those with nothing better to do can view it at 12:00 on the 22nd of November.

A small but vocal minority of otaku have lately taken to espousing fantasy marriage with 2D characters as something the law should recognise, and it seems this is but the latest effort to bring this about.

No wonder Japan’s wives are aghast at the competition offered by the game’s virtual maidens, regarded by many to be vastly cheaper than their low-tech competitors…

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    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Was anyone there to give away the bride?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:47 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You guys are all just envious and jealous he could find a good wife that makes him happy.
    I wish them happiness.

    Comment by Anonymous

    How can you wish a video game, happiness?

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    Comment by Stiyl-Magnus19
    10:39 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dammit!!!! I also wanna marry!!! but with Suzumiya sama!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:09 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nene sounds like shes taking a crap in skinship mode.
    The way she says 'mou!' sounds like she's frustrated and she can't get it out, and her 'uunn, nn's sound like grunting in an effort to get it out.
    I think she sounds and acts the least real out of all three.

    With regards to the marrying 2D over real, I'm sure with a 'man' if you can call him that who is so far gone as to want to marry a picture, no woman would want to be with him anyway, so no real loss for us anyway :)

    Besides, when his seed doesn't reproduce the world will have one less crazed otaku-fan.

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    Comment by Fapping Time
    10:07 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I married twins...
    my hands... and they are awesome!

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    Comment by Major Bukkake
    15:57 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My hands are indentured servants and they beat my dick like they owes me money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:33 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    but hey, nene is my wife. how dare you marry her...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:01 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So ronery...
    But he will have to face reality too:

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:42 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i hereby proclame this new way of being auto-removed from the gene pool, marrying 2d characters
    in a way, its a good way to reduce overpopulation so be it

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    Comment by Kurodo
    12:21 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The event will even be broadcast live on NicoNico Douga – those with nothing better to do can view it at 12:00 on the 22nd of November."
    Then that would be 24:00 in my country...Decided, Im gonna watch it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:31 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Once every one marries virtual girls, divorce rates will drop tremendously (hopefully).

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:40 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is just an example of natural selection since this guy's genes will not be carried to the next generation. It also shows otakus will be the first to drop out of the race known as the human race.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:30 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the logical way, i'm agree... all in this world is competence, only the most adapted person can survive, this guys is better BAD example...

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    Comment by motaku96
    12:34 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well he got her first. Now no one else can have Nene.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:40 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lmao, I live on Guam and work as a Wedding Videographer. I don't recognize the chapel, so it may not be one my company's contracted with, but I promise you if somebody had a marriage ceremony with a DS, I would physically walk up to and slap him for being stupid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:59 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    good to know there are guam people here on sankaku too. yigo in the house!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:02 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is so cool. Virtual wives are immortal and never gets old. Unlike their human counterparts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:01 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, doesn't he realize Nene is technically a whore since she's in a relationship with multiple people across Japan XDDDDDDDDD

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:04 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Think of it as something like Battlestar galactica and how they have human cylon models with thousand of copies. Think of it as clones.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    O....k..... Now im freaked out. O.o

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    Comment by Chris
    08:27 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A small but vocal minority of otaku have lately taken to espousing fantasy marriage with 2D characters as something the law should recognize

    I don't really see why.
    Marriage (from the governments point of view) is recognized because it has to uphold the laws surrounding marriage. Tax breaks for two income families, child support, alimony, etc.

    None of those laws can apply to a girl that doesn't actually exist.

    This may be a bit more relevant in a decade or two, when AI gets so good that people being to consider giving it rights...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:52 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, tax breaks!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:07 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hmm, So he enjoys inserting things into her besides his own penis?

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    Comment by metatron
    08:43 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    now that's hardcore

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:47 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the end we will probably hear that the poor guy was murdered by one of Nene's many other obsessed 'suitors' in a jealous rage. Or he'll want a divorce when he realizes that she is actually having an intimate relationship with 99,999 other Nintendo DS owners.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:50 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait until he finds out shes been cheating on him with thousands of others at the same time on multiples of systems. Then wait till 'she' finds out he has a few hundred other games with a hundred girls on them as well he has and is still cheating with. OH the divorce court is going to make the news every day with never be for seen Otaku news.

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    Comment by tarodar
    07:25 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How serious is he really? Is he only going to masturbate to Nene fanart from now on?

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    Comment by Ciscotaku
    07:06 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who are we to say he's wrong? if he's happy then let him be.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:43 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Never said he was wrong. Just said it was the dumbest thing a person could do.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    14:09 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is it sad that I found this (so) funny? I honestly couldn't stop laughing for some time (hell. I'm still laughing now.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:51 24/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wanna know what would he do if for say his DS ran out of battery or i don't know... someone deletes his profile in the game. That would be priceless.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:15 23/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It happened today. Fucking lmao

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:45 20/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Folks, c'mon, this is basically nothing more than what you can call an ATTENTION WHORE. He's fully aware that what he says he's doing is crazy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:16 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Marriage - He's doing it right!

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    Comment by Anonymous
    00:59 09/10/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess "change" is the big word. Just like what Obama has done.
    When Galileo said the Sun is the center of the universe, he was regarded as a failure in life, spent the rest of his life ostracized, hated for centuries. Then...

    I am glad someone has taken a first step towards change, especially against all that feminazi evil intentions going on in the world. I am sure one day his sculpture will be made in every university campuses.

    Western culture including concept of reasoning is deeply infected by feminism evil viruses, you don't need to argue, you just need to protect what you love regardless of what others think. Being regarded as "reasonable" but "castrated, unable to protect what you like" you ended up both as a "failure in life" + "failure to be a man". At least this guy did not fail to be a man, unlike many of us are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:41 20/11/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    AHAHAHA who cares what he does though, if it makes him happy then by all means go for it. Even if he had choosen a girl that I myself am infatuated with, who really cares. He obviously wants people to know and react to it though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:42 30/04/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wonder what would happen to him if his gamecart would be damaged ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:17 15/04/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd say wow, otaku indeed. ._o

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    Comment by ScarredBushido
    02:25 20/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    just more jap women for us <3

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:25 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is completely understandable. Nene-chan's personality is set up to be the affectionate and supportive type that most lonely otaku would fall for inside of about two and a half seconds.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:19 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol! LCD Hime Portable! XD.. aside from that, i've never seen that church in guam before..

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    Comment by Carrie
    15:32 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What do you bring as a wedding gift to a reception like that? A new stylus? Screen cleaner? ..Boxes of tissue?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:04 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sound like a joke... shes's just a cartoon... come on in my opinion this guy is silly, the real women are better.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:28 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    for all of you make fun of me, read the articel below (a little long tho)

    or search on the New York Times, "losing fatherhood"

    heck, with marriage like that, married 2d character is like paradise.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:04 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I will married with a Gundam...

    ok, just kidding...

    ...Maybe with a Evangelion


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    Comment by hALOTOO
    20:02 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They say love is blind
    but now we know it's been digitalize

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    Comment by Sukunai
    00:13 20/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't weep for the species, it's only a matter of time before guys like him and his genes are just a weird memory.

    He's actually doing us all a favour.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:26 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nobody thinks he's trying to make a statement or send a message to the women of Japan by doing this?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:04 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So what's the message? "3D pig disgusting"?

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