Otaku Marries Nintendo DS “Nene is My Wife!”

Was anyone there to give away the bride?

You guys are all just envious and jealous he could find a good wife that makes him happy.
I wish them happiness.

Dammit!!!! I also wanna marry!!! but with Suzumiya sama!!!!!!

I married twins...
my hands... and they are awesome!

Nene sounds like shes taking a crap in skinship mode.
The way she says 'mou!' sounds like she's frustrated and she can't get it out, and her 'uunn, nn's sound like grunting in an effort to get it out.
I think she sounds and acts the least real out of all three.

With regards to the marrying 2D over real, I'm sure with a 'man' if you can call him that who is so far gone as to want to marry a picture, no woman would want to be with him anyway, so no real loss for us anyway :)

Besides, when his seed doesn't reproduce the world will have one less crazed otaku-fan.

but hey, nene is my wife. how dare you marry her...

i hereby proclame this new way of being auto-removed from the gene pool, marrying 2d characters
in a way, its a good way to reduce overpopulation so be it

This is just an example of natural selection since this guy's genes will not be carried to the next generation. It also shows otakus will be the first to drop out of the race known as the human race.

"The event will even be broadcast live on NicoNico Douga – those with nothing better to do can view it at 12:00 on the 22nd of November."
Then that would be 24:00 in my country...Decided, Im gonna watch it.

Well he got her first. Now no one else can have Nene.

Once every one marries virtual girls, divorce rates will drop tremendously (hopefully).

lmao, I live on Guam and work as a Wedding Videographer. I don't recognize the chapel, so it may not be one my company's contracted with, but I promise you if somebody had a marriage ceremony with a DS, I would physically walk up to and slap him for being stupid.

That is so cool. Virtual wives are immortal and never gets old. Unlike their human counterparts.

Lol, doesn't he realize Nene is technically a whore since she's in a relationship with multiple people across Japan XDDDDDDDDD

O....k..... Now im freaked out. O.o

A small but vocal minority of otaku have lately taken to espousing fantasy marriage with 2D characters as something the law should recognize

I don't really see why.
Marriage (from the governments point of view) is recognized because it has to uphold the laws surrounding marriage. Tax breaks for two income families, child support, alimony, etc.

None of those laws can apply to a girl that doesn't actually exist.

This may be a bit more relevant in a decade or two, when AI gets so good that people being to consider giving it rights...

hmm, So he enjoys inserting things into her besides his own penis?

now that's hardcore

In the end we will probably hear that the poor guy was murdered by one of Nene's many other obsessed 'suitors' in a jealous rage. Or he'll want a divorce when he realizes that she is actually having an intimate relationship with 99,999 other Nintendo DS owners.

Wait until he finds out shes been cheating on him with thousands of others at the same time on multiples of systems. Then wait till 'she' finds out he has a few hundred other games with a hundred girls on them as well he has and is still cheating with. OH the divorce court is going to make the news every day with never be for seen Otaku news.

Who are we to say he's wrong? if he's happy then let him be.

So ronery...
But he will have to face reality too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBnAZ9oFtwY

Is it sad that I found this (so) funny? I honestly couldn't stop laughing for some time (hell. I'm still laughing now.)

It happened today. Fucking lmao

Folks, c'mon, this is basically nothing more than what you can call an ATTENTION WHORE. He's fully aware that what he says he's doing is crazy.

just more jap women for us <3

I wanna know what would he do if for say his DS ran out of battery or i don't know... someone deletes his profile in the game. That would be priceless.

Marriage - He's doing it right!

¯ 3 ¯

I guess "change" is the big word. Just like what Obama has done.
When Galileo said the Sun is the center of the universe, he was regarded as a failure in life, spent the rest of his life ostracized, hated for centuries. Then...

I am glad someone has taken a first step towards change, especially against all that feminazi evil intentions going on in the world. I am sure one day his sculpture will be made in every university campuses.

Western culture including concept of reasoning is deeply infected by feminism evil viruses, you don't need to argue, you just need to protect what you love regardless of what others think. Being regarded as "reasonable" but "castrated, unable to protect what you like" you ended up both as a "failure in life" + "failure to be a man". At least this guy did not fail to be a man, unlike many of us are.

I'd say wow, otaku indeed. ._o

Honeymoon?

I don't weep for the species, it's only a matter of time before guys like him and his genes are just a weird memory.

He's actually doing us all a favour.

This is completely understandable. Nene-chan's personality is set up to be the affectionate and supportive type that most lonely otaku would fall for inside of about two and a half seconds.

lol! LCD Hime Portable! XD.. aside from that, i've never seen that church in guam before..

Sound like a joke... shes's just a cartoon... come on in my opinion this guy is silly, the real women are better.

What do you bring as a wedding gift to a reception like that? A new stylus? Screen cleaner? ..Boxes of tissue?

for all of you make fun of me, read the articel below (a little long tho)
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/22/magazine/22Paternity-t.html?_r=1

or search on the New York Times, "losing fatherhood"

heck, with marriage like that, married 2d character is like paradise.

They say love is blind
but now we know it's been digitalize

Nobody thinks he's trying to make a statement or send a message to the women of Japan by doing this?

I will married with a Gundam...

ok, just kidding...

...Maybe with a Evangelion

jajajajajaja

Nene, mai waifu....
;_;

I don't care what other people think! I go out on dates with Nene and she seems pretty okay about everything, unlike 3D women who get boring after a while.

Wait, he can't marry Nene...
because She is MINE!

hmmmmm, I wonder how the divorce is going to work out when he finds a real person to marry.....or if he finds some other dating sim girl he wants to marry >.>

hmmm...more NDS inside his backpack?

Would this mean that Nene 'cheats' on him whenever someone else with a copy of the game plays with her?

This guy is my fucking hero.

I can only pray and wish for such courage and guts to marry my 2D waifu.

This story has restored my faith in humanity and the future.

I wish him and his waifu all the best in their life.

Pathetic.....

Reading this really sent a shiver down my spine and I don't know why...

there always a back up plan

Good luck with "that"

So how long untill that guy gets a video mailed to him by love plus studio with Nene declaring a divorce and demanding money?

SO I can just go and marry that car I've been wanting for so long.... and the retailer won't be able to keep from my love!?

Lieselotte Achenbach and Hirohara Yukiko..,

Let's go to that church... :3

What happens if his DS breaks.

i wish this man a good luck finding a hole to put his penis in...

Nene is his waifu... XD

This my friends, is the beginning of the end.

waifu ti3m

What's with the above comments?
This is SanCom, we should be WORSHIPPING this dude.