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    Comment by HyperKnuckles99
    12:29 17/11/2009 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    I would definitely by a 360 if this happened.

    Comment by MasterYuke
    12:31 17/11/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    360s are meant to be played.
    Wiis are meant to hurt innocents.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    13:13 17/11/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    And one of the "innocents" appeared to be your TV screen..

    Comment by BlaqCat
    13:40 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    With a particular affinity towards those of the LCD HD variety.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:28 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It be even better if you can feel what you're 'touching' >.>

    Comment by k
    21:11 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    i want this game

    Comment by Chrouya
    23:57 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe they should add something like

    Order Now! And you'll receive a Dutch Wife, that's recognized by sensor bank, making it possible to feel as well. Our featured Dutch Wife of the week: Yuria type 100!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How about we skip this whole sensor suite crap and just head to the next stage.

    Customizable robotic dutch wives or cyberspace with tactile feedback.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:51 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anon 05:47, look up "Teledonics".

    Comment by FoolyDooly
    12:34 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    same.
    but never it will

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:46 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Me Too

    Comment by hALOTOO
    17:07 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'll definitely buy a 40 inch TV for this

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:02 17/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.6)

    FUCK THE X BOX BECAUSE IT STINKS AND SUCKS!

    Comment by CJLopez
    09:04 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i follow you mate

    Comment by EyE
    12:37 17/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.8)

    Omg, what a way to corrupt the new generation

    Comment by luizf
    12:38 17/11/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    lol.. I can't imagine myself fucking the air..

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:48 17/11/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    The moe can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

    Comment by Minimoto
    12:54 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    x2 I'm groping and frenching and fucking an empty space... way to bring realism into eroge with the stupidest method possible. Besides, I play eroge because all the stories are NOT apart of real life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:05 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    If you had someone to play *with*, then you wouldn't need the game, right?

    Comment by the envoy
    13:42 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    The game enhances the experience.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:00 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.8)

    haha in some cases the game teaches you how to get a badass result in real life *nod nod*

    Comment by babybluez287
    16:29 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Agreed ... xD i can imagine the funny sight as someone tries to 'do' the air .... it still wont get me running of my sofa to get a 360

    Comment by Jakuryusei
    16:39 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Hey! I IMed my girlfriend a link to this and she loved the idea, so don't go thinking it's such a useless thing AT ALL.

    Totally worth 60$.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:06 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Who's to say dolls can't be involved to provide the tactile side of the experience?

    Comment by Y0k41
    10:00 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good call. Imma hold off on selling my Wii a bit longer....

    Comment by Y0k41
    10:01 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oops why'd I say Wii.....>.>

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:50 19/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe the eroge game will come with a kind of doll, remember, the natal is supposed to recognize objects and interact with them :D

    Comment by LockCoated
    12:38 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Will buy... no must buy =D

    Comment by Hexa
    12:40 17/11/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Way to earn those achievements xD

    Comment by LaughingReader
    12:46 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Lol, I knew the picture displayed on the tvs are pasted.

    However, the desperate fantasies of mankind led to today's innovations like this one. One day, not only does our hands may imaginatively(sureal) violating private jugs, but the buttocks may as well enjoy the sweaty forward backward exercise

    Again, only available on xbox...

    Wii may not have plenty of kid-unfriendly games(too much physical romance if u knowwat I mean) but again, they may soon showcase their secret trumpcard(not yu-gi-oh!) that may end the glory of wat?(xbox,ps3 may not be the only consoles available in the future)

    Considering other innovative guys that share similar goals, they may come up with new big-time consoles

    Comment by Misaka Mikoto
    12:48 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Time to put those stroking motions in action

    Comment by s0mething
    12:51 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Pic 2, fun for the whole family!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:13 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Jajaja LOL
    i hope this system comes out fast, i already have a 360...¬¬

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:06 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Air Sex Revolution

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:31 17/11/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Perfect! Perfect! Great! Perfect! Almost! Boo! You Lose you wanna try again? "I swear it's impossible fuck Saya on challenge mode!!!" "Every time i'm about to finish the level and cum BOOM big ass stream of moves!" "Fuck this i'm just gonna fap to regular eroge!"

    Comment by Jakuryusei
    16:46 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Hmmm ddr mixed with imaginary but sex... interesting...

    I imagine that it would lead to quite a... climax.

    Comment by Danielnoctis
    23:53 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Form the creative minds behind: Need a towel? and Home Alone:the later years
    Unshaved Co.,Ltd. present:Hell's Bush
    A day in the depths of sorrow

    Deepest gameplay system yet:
    Airfuck, counterfuck, dodgefuck, combofuck, mid-air fuck ...

    *Master them all to survive Hell's Bush
    *Play as the coal-digger Mike,lorry-driver Jim, or shy Wendy.
    *Upgradable cum-shot system

    fuck in style or die trying ...

    (based on a true story)

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Teledildonics, virtual sex with strangers...

    If they can develop the technology for all that, why not sexbots?

    Comment by Jakuryusei
    16:50 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think somebody somewhere is already designing one. I think I saw a video somewhere of a doctor's chair like devise that can pleasure a woman, and they're trying to make it multiplayer. So that's already possible. All that their isn't is a humanoid one.

    ...Wait another year or two.

    (definitely not three)

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:16 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Natal project is the xbox own shota project if it dose sell it because there are a lot of shota-cons in the world....

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:20 17/11/2009 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    THIS IS MADNESS!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:02 17/11/2009 # ! Drivel (-0.7)

    No THIS IS SPARTA

    Comment by Danielnoctis
    23:05 17/11/2009 # ! Bad (-0.8)

    FOR SPARTA !!!

    Comment by Rokudaime
    00:46 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm so sick ot this one partiular spam....cut it out allready...300 is good, but you're abusing the line too much...

    Comment by Atashi
    13:28 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'd buy it.

    Then I can finally feel up them beautiful men, provided that such games are produced.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:36 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    i love that second picture - its fun for the entire family LOL

    Comment by Draken
    13:39 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    This is definitely the deciding factor on an Xbox360 purchase ;3

    Comment by BlaqCat
    13:41 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "fappan" speed = "thrustan" speed? Interesting....

    Comment by MaidNiac
    13:42 17/11/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Now i wonder how that Soccer Dad who went outraged and snapped a kid's Nintendo DS after seeing shooped pics of hentai games played in that console is going to react on this..

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:37 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:46 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL that last pic
    hahahahaha

    Comment by GodOfSpeed
    15:44 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LMAO! HAHA!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:58 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Wait wasn't Natal an independant Afrikaner state in the late 19th and early 20th centuries? WTF Microsoft?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:10 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck! This finishing move is tricky... it's up, up, X, down, b, riiiiOWWWWWWWWWW my hip.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:46 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Project Natal existed before. It was called....
    The EyeToy

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:48 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, there's one thing Microsoft's good at.

    Comment by basilio
    17:02 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fleshlight attachment for the controller, anybody?

    Comment by hALOTOO
    17:25 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Me,me pick me

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:06 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    in the natal demo, there was a scene where a boy scanned his skateboard and the board appeared in game.

    Id scan alot of other things.

    Comment by ANNOUN
    03:55 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too bad what was shown in that demo is technologically impossible =P

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, it's not impossible at all. Not to say that their demo wasn't a little fishy (it was), but everything they showed was well within the realm of possibility.

    Comment by ANNOUN
    10:48 20/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, sure. Look at that interpolation capabilities: http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1955/trickyeah.jpg
    Or maybe this magic machine is able to scan the board's texture through the occluding hands of the boy.
    Pretty impressive that's technologically possible (and with consumer devices, none the less!).

    ...

    I'm not saying that scanning the texture of a real life object and rendering it in-game is impossible. That goes without saying. But it's obvious that the precision and extent to which that and other capabilities of Project Natal were shown are out of the realm of reality for now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:15 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Isit me or is the whole family joining in on the fun seeing each other playing eroge? =_=

    Comment by Poyo The Great
    19:14 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ATTENTION!
    The natal project will also detect your sex organs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:30 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And that's why i stick to PC XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:21 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "Give man the crouch button and they invent TeaBaging. Give him this and you never know what'll happen"

    I finally understand...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:43 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmm... i guess we can start practicing by emulating the master of hip-thrusts, Haado Gei.

    FOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *hipthrust**hipthrust**hipthrust**hipthrust*

    Comment by hasegawamiki
    22:54 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    not gonna happen.

    Comment by Isukira
    23:42 17/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It seems like a game for the whole family to enjoy, a great way to play! ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:13 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why even bother fantasizing when it's a pipe dream?

    Microsoft banned a Japanese dating game where the player pushes down a girl, but doesn't care if you simulate a serial killer and him draining the blood and dismembering the victims.

    Sex is vile. Violence is awesome. That's the Western Puritan motto, and it's infected the world like AIDs.

    Comment by Shalala
    03:29 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is pure GENESIS. Microsoft should invest in it.

    Comment by MidnightTide
    07:30 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ummm....if this comes out on the xbox360 - I will be buying one

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:49 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    u gotta clean up ur tv/wii every time u play :P?

    Comment by comorbid
    09:21 18/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm surprised the comments made it this far without any speculation of a Natal-ised Doki Doki Majou Shinpan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:42 02/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In the second image, the familiy watching, perverts xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:35 09/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Technology does evolving 0.o

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 14/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it would be better to get a girlfriend, isn't it?

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