“Big Breasted Women More Intelligent”

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Research suggests that women with larger breasts are more intelligent than their less well endowed counterparts, with the larger breasted women studied having an I.Q. some 10 points in excess of those with smaller breasts.

The Chicago researcher (who confessed to herself being an A-cup), conducted a sociological study in which she took a sample of 1,200 women, divided by breast size into five categories: extra-large, large, medium, small, and extra-small.

She then administered an I.Q. test to the participants, finding that women in the large and extra-large categories scored an average of 10 points more than the women in the smaller categories, also beating medium sized women.

Since by its very nature the study yields only a correlation and not actual causation, it is far from certain what the actual causes of these results are, but there is some speculation that the amount of female hormones produced may be affecting both the development of the brain and of secondary sexual characteristics such as breasts.

Interestingly, most statistics relating to breast size show steady increases in average cup size over time in developed societies, thought to be based on improving nutrition. A positive correlation between improved nutrition, better growth and higher IQ seems far from improbable…

Update: it appears there are some very good reasons for doubting the veracity of this “research,” despite it recently cropping up in variety of evidently less than conscientious newspapers.



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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:58 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I knew that since I've seen Lucky Star.

    Comment by Elle Lowel
    04:25 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh great, insult to injury. j/k

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:39 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    like what most of these comments are

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:45 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can we truly trust this particular research study though? I mean the researcher who conducted it admits to being an A-cup. If you go by her supposed findings then she might not be so bright.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:06 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe that's true of the big breasted women who'd volunteer for a survey...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I prefer intelligent women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:17 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want to add this.

    Babies who are not breastfed their milk get lower intelligence later in life. If they don't get their milk the way they're supposed to, their brains does not develop correctly (and end up being physically smaller).

    Also, about this article... Well, women with smaller breasts have not gotten enough hormones, or the right hormones, when they grew up.

    For example they have been exposed to plastics (which leeches fake estrogen mimicking hormones that mess things up), or they have been otherwise exposed to various hardcore poisons which messes with their womanhood (humanity), their hormonal levels, their DNA... such as Vaccines. <-- That's the biggest deciding part in the mess-up of how a human develops in the womb, what DNA he/she will get and how he/she later develops when growing up.

    So yeah.

    Women are SUPPOSED to have large high quality boobs by default. That's a sign that their bodies are healthy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:41 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And I thought it was the glasses that made them smarter, or at least LOOK smarter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:18 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glasses + Big Boobs = DEADLY WEAPON

    Comment by Gradius
    05:46 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Since is just 10 points, is almost nothing or the same.

    Comment by ドラゴン
    05:23 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I respectfully disagree.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:57 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fatties have bigger boobs, and fatties are smarter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:02 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is not only because their boobs is bigger but also their mass!!! they are fat, so they dont get date so they studie all the time. ofcause they are smarter

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:09 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anyone know which anime or manga that woman in the picture is from???

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're more intelligent because they need to protect the boobies moar, since they're bigger and more sought after.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:59 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    men around women with big breasts have an iq deduction of 10

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:49 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This means nothing to me. It won't change my love for DFCs!

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:06 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Na sharakuro neremu ne?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:19 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Women with big breasts are likely to be fat. Fat people aren't smart. Women with big breasts are likely to be whores. Whores aren't smart. Need I go on?

    Comment by jabman025
    01:06 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I heart boobs.......of any size....or intelligence

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:15 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is not new, we see this in Anime every day, an we know that anime knows abaout boobies.

    Comment by Fonzer
    Comment by Anonymous
    00:22 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    haha this is bull shit. no fucking way.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:36 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In denial are we? Search your feelings, you know it to be true!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:40 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It really depends on their age tho... and social group, education and so forth. But it is an interesting finding, tho I'd like to have more information about how she went on to analyze and get the sample of subjects.

    Comment by Red Comet
    01:29 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not sure where they got their data but my personal experience seems to suggest the exact opposite.

    Of course I'm going with practical knowledge here vs anything based off a standardized test.

    But the most very large breasted women I've known don't even know how to check the oil on their car or how to remove a piece of spyware from their computer.

    Yes I dated some real Einsteins including one dumb enough to have once placed brake fluid in the power steering pump.

    Most of the smart girls I know ie ones that can solve a quadratic equation,know the differences between an amphibian and a reptile, or know where the oil and brake fluid goes in their car are either average around c cup US sized or DFC.

    Though it could be large breasted women simply do not choose the us their brains as they don't have to while small breasted ones do because they must.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:23 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What an age we live in

    Comment by Riiku
    02:25 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, so they got brains in there? I see, I see....

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:50 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Better nutrition my ass... breasts are developing earlier and growing larger because of the growth hormones used in meats. It's also a result of the populace just being fatter.

    And the study? Useless really... too many other factors need to be taken into affect such as upbringing and education. Trying to divide an IQ test based on breast size is no different from dividing an IQ test based on what color shirt the writers wore. If most of the higher IQ results wore blue shirts would we be reporting that "people who wear blue shirts have a higher IQ!"

    Dumb.

    Comment by Red Comet
    02:27 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes these kinda studies do then to be rubbish.
    I could also perform a study on car choices predict IQ.

    BTW on those meat hormones that's some scary shit as they also have been linked to increased cancer rates, diabetes, and several other bad diseases.

    Really my opinion is rGBH should be outlawed.

    Comment by chibblz
    01:49 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I feel offended.. *pokes chest* D:

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:23 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In light of this, how do you explain to a large breasted woman that you fell in love with her for her brains?

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    Comment by Myballz
    18:41 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Consindering many factors If this to be true we can be wondering how many women with large size breast could of been millonares by now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:24 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's going to be a hard case to make

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:51 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe smarter women know to, and can afford to, get breast implants. ;)

    Seriously, Artefact, I'm impressed that you pointed out the correlation vs. causation and looked again from other angles. That's better than 90% of all the science reporting that goes on these days. (I know, strange compliment, but you earned it.)

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:24 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry to spoil your fun, but the "study" is a hoax.

    All the articles I found reference some vague "2003 study from the University of Chicago." If a study exists, you'd be able to find it on pubmed.gov or medline.

    Search pubmed for any combination of Breasts, IQ, 2003, or the UIC. You won't find anything. Nothing. Zip. Nada.

    That's because it doesn't exist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:59 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Studies featured on sancon hold little validity or credibility. They cater to the less informed or those that like to have a laugh. (methodology, confounding factors, sample bias, link to actual study?) The "study" was likely deemed garbage if no journal would publish it. But REALLY, if your going on sancon for academic purposes...LULZ

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:43 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    THIS GOES AGAINST COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT HAD BEEN ESTABLISHED FOR DECADES, EVEN CENTURIES!!!

    BIG SHOCK!!!

    Comment by thugangel
    02:19 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In other news, high IQ doesn't mean you're smart.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427321.000-clever-fools-why-a-high-iq-doesnt-mean-youre-smart.html?full=true

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:56 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lmao. Yes, blame it all on overweight women. 'Cause y'know, there sure aren't naturally big breasted women out there. Pffffffff.
    Excuses? LOL. Small breasted women are probably just pissed off that the big breasted women should not have their stereotype. This article truly makes me laugh. :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:03 28/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well breast is made of fat and fat store energy so technically smart people tend to have to have a lot of energy to burn for thinking too much. Most people with really big breast are technically fat or have more fat in their body than super skinny model like woman. Skinny woman with big breast either rare or fake.

    Comment by Spud
    11:04 16/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Smart girls with big boobs may sound great to most of you, but I don't like it when girls have boobs drooping down near to their bellybutton. I prefer me some mid-sized boobies.

    P.S. And that picture at the top is hilarious!

    Comment by Lily
    07:45 29/01/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is why I want big boobs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:53 31/05/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm flat, but I'm almost genius (I had an IQ test before). Got anything to say?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:33 28/02/2010 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF... do they store the other 10 points of IQ in their boobs? next they'r gonna say boobs have brain too.

    Comment by OppaiQueen
    04:49 15/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Size E here. I ish supersmart. XDDD

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:53 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're telling lies! LIES!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:31 14/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think all the females here have small breasts, why else would they insist that the large breasted women taking the tests are fat
    just saying

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:35 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    In my experience, the thruth is the exact opposite of this. When I was at school the flat girls where the one scoring well in exams. The girls with the big breasts were scoring well with the boys.

    Comment by Fapping Time
    07:40 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    sorry, I disagree.
    in my personal experiences, the bigger the tits, the the dumber the girl is.
    just saying...

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:37 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe they should try to experiment with male next time. lol
    Does that mean, the larger our penis, the smarter we are?

    Comment by Hinsoog
    08:34 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LISTEN, most of you need to spend a second considering that this study shows a "correlation". Lot's of things correlate positively. For example, the number of electronic devices in a home may correlate positively with success in school or intelligence. Does that mean that having a high number of electronic devices makes you smarter. Of course not, it only hints at what is really going on. Same thing here. Maybe women with bigger breasts are more confident and handle stress better, and thus perform better on a test. Could be a lot of things. With that said, yay big breasts!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:23 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This research is absolutely true. I can even prove it mathematically by the method of drawing graphs and hoping nobody with mathematical background will look at them:

    http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4821/breastsizeandiq.png

    Here, I have plotted the population distribution of breast size and average IQ. Blue is breast size and red is IQ if your observation skills are lacking.

    This obviously proves everything!

    Comment by tingle
    07:01 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kamen no Maid guy taught us the opposite in epsiode 2

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:14 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LIES!
    If this article were true, then explain to me why the girls in science/engineering departments are flat as hell while the melon-fun-bag-carriers are in the arts majoring classes?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:10 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They claim that bigger breast = higher estrogen
    more feminine.

    Btw The guy sitting beside me has boobs , is he smarter?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:39 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ooops....We forgot to check age.

    OUR RESULTS ARE INVALID!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:08 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is 100% bullshit

    Comment by Stiyl-Magnus19
    11:11 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    more intelligent or not, i love Big Breasts !!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:11 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The test said that women with bigger breasts have more IQ than those with smaller ones, right?

    It's only IQ, and it only states the intellectual potential of a person and nothing more. Actual achievement is still a question because such 'actual achievement' requires more than just IQ. Do anyone really think that someone with an IQ of 150 according to an IQ test but lazy as heck or emotionally unstable can definitely outdo a hard-working and reserved person with an IQ of 110 in science or math?

    That said, I say that the research is a waste of time.

    Comment by knuclear200x
    09:45 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So thats why all my lady classmates have been getting good grades, I mean i know how they get it but it seems theyre actually earning those A's.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:18 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are talking about grades, when you used the letter "A" not the cup size, right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:02 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey retards! This shit about intelligent sluts is a waste of time! You should all be doing something more useful like joining my "Keep 'The Spectacular Spider-Man' Alive!" page and save the greatest cartoon known to man!
    Here's the link: (copy and paste dummies!)

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    Comment by Anonymous
    18:51 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i think this is limited to women with natural large breast, not a fat woman with fat filled breast.

    Comment by hALOTOO
    18:49 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Intellectual bust,when knowledge cannot fit on their head they dive into the boobs

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:53 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's no wonder why Mio has big breast, because she is an intellectual chick, while Yui on the other hand, does not.

    Comment by Tenno Seremel
    18:54 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So called ‘IQ’ means nothing anyway.

    Comment by Exa
    19:37 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It means 'Intelligence Quantifier" you dimwit.

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    19:52 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He means the idea of measuring intelligence using IQ tests is moot, you dimwit.

    Comment by Exa
    04:56 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You people all take these comments too seriously. I wsa being sarcastic and I am aware that IQ doesn't stand for intelligence quantifier ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:39 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Interestingly enough, "Intelligence Quantifier" returns 24 hits (including two from SanCom) on Google (US) versus 147,000 for "Intelligence Quotient" Intelligence, indeed...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:55 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does this mean that women's brains are located in the breast area? O.o

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:21 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The most intelligent woman i met had little breast <3

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:37 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can attest to that. Usually the girls in the top of the class have small breast. I think maybe girls with big breasts are busy hanging out with guys?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:59 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Having high IQ doesn't necessarily mean you'll always be at the top of the class. It's a matter of choice whether you focus on your studies, or focus on some other things. Focusing on things like art, sports, hobbies, etc..

    I once had a friend who has high IQ. I know that he would've had better grades than the students who are on "top" of the class. The thing is, he doesn't study at all since he was busy playing MMOs with me. But he had no problem on subjects that does not require much studying, like math.

    Comment by Chris
    07:30 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly. Having a high IQ just makes school easier, it does not automatically put you at the top of the class.

    That spot is for those who actually work for it, rather then rely on innate talent.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:21 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, DFC have IQ 30 and others have IQ 40...

    Comment by linkinstreet
    18:29 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Proof why Nagi is such a stupid goddess

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:02 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL. Zange must be really intelligent?

    What about the girls from Eiken, Queen's blade, Sekirei?

    oh wait.. they're 2D

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:34 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The most intelligent woman I know has really small breasts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:42 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe they're just intelligent enough to hide them from you/everyone?

    Comment by NightFoxXIII
    23:12 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Another Naoto Shirogane anyone? ^^

    Comment by izu taisa
    19:24 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what?but that doesnt explain y Hinagiku is soo clever.
    and y japanese is smarter than many big breasted idiot country

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:16 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It doesn't explain it because it's dead on wrong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:34 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's because she's fictional and the japanese is just...japanese.

    Comment by Meatwad
    19:24 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess ill take the dumb DFC then.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:27 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OH IT'S DEADLY RIGHT!XD

    Comment by mi
    19:20 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    huh
    does that mean asian country are more unintelligent!?
    then, can they explain why they always top math internationally?

    Comment by mi
    19:20 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wait.. i forgot that there's this creatures called 'male'

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:08 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought all the nutrition went to their boobs so their brains rotted from the inside out.

    To think I was wrong to love loli for all these years just because all the A-cups I found were more intelligent.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:14 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the proof is right there, the one who did the study was an A-cup, so she fucked everything up with her inability to do simple math equations

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    19:55 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But if she fucked up, how can you tellbif A-cup equates to lower intelligence? It's like someone telling you he is a liar. You can't believe his words, likewise you can't believe that he is a liar as well.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:17 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    well, now I'm wondering if it's sexual harassment if I ask a woman how smart she is ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:15 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HELLS YEAH! UP GOES THE BIG BOOBIFIED WOMEN! Big boobs and brains are the best shit ever!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:44 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So, next research theme will be a relation between men's height and superiority??

    Comment by Duolis
    18:07 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Men's penis' length and their IQ.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:00 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Men's fingernail length and their IQ.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:41 12/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So.... Big Breasts = Big Brain.... Must note that when I get girls...

    Comment by Chris
    07:22 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Big Gut = Big Brain

    Fixed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:50 13/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Big Gut in Breasts = Big Brain

    no ya not!





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