Monk Collapses During Sex with Pregnant Bitch
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Nov 11, 2009 07:36 JST
- Tags: Bestiality, Bizarre, Buddhism, Crime, Inu, Religion, Thailand
A Buddhist monk who collapsed whilst having sex with a dog living at his monastery is faced with making some difficult explanations.
The 65-year-old monk lived at a monastery in Thailand, having become a monk to escape a chequered past. Also living at the monastery was a 3-4-year-old female dog, who was with pup.
Even a dog’s feminine wiles apparently proved too much for the cloistered monk, and he took the animal as a companion, sundering his vows of chastity.
However, during an encounter with the animal in a nearby forest, the excitement seems to have got the better of him, and he collapsed, later being found unconscious with the dog still tied to a nearby tree.
Police subsequently confirmed his involvement thanks to traces of his semen found on the dog’s genitals, as well as on his clothes. According to witnesses he also took washing-up liquid from the monastery kitchens to use as a makeshift lubricant, indicating a certain amount of preparation.
It is not clear whether he faces criminal charges, or what the abbot intends to do about the matter.
Via Thairath.
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He was desperate for some lovin'.
This is just L O L. Dude wtf! Even the monks time to time have no moral. This just shows human true nature. XD
He became one with nature and reached enlightenment ...all over his robes.
Looks like he...
Screwed the pooch.
YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
Damn, I wish I'd said that.
You know, may be the dog looked like Saya No Uta on him?
wait
i thought monk are... not interested with sex?
that is hot
Monks are repressed maniacs usually.
And I thought the "bitch" was human... silly me.
THIS IS MADNESS!
this looks like a job for EN, since no real 3d girls are involved.
wow thats not right lol a dog come on
too much Spice & Wolf?
fuu fuu
People keep saying "he couldn't get a prostitute?" of course he couldn't he's a monk and monks don't have money and it makes perfect sense the monastery provides food, water, and shelter combined with the fact monks are not supposed to indulge in anything else he simply has no need for money. So the monastery doesn't pay him or give him money. So unless he could find a free woman who want's to have sex with his 60+ year old ass (unlikely) or a free prostitute (oxymoron) he's shit out of luck. Also the lack of anything remotely erotic sort of kills fapping. Finaly I doubt he's allowed to go far from the monastery.
so he rapes a dog? that revolting. and he should be dead.
man a monk and a dog he needs to be lucked up 4 a long time
what?
That's messed up. Even for a probable convict, that's messed up.
For We Are Many.
ist true may be a lubricant, jajaj xD
that monk watches too much Shikabane Hime. hehehehehehehehe. XD
first time reading title, I think, "a buddhist monk breaking his vows by a pregnant slut?"
he probably watched spice and wolf too much...
IDIOT !!!
crazy monk
What was the dog thinking of.. oh god.. having a sex.. WITH A MONK!!!?
I guess he was practicing his Buddist Belief's on a on a Bitch?
Nah, you're thinking of the Karma Sutra, which this guy is now officially a Master of.
Is that the monk from Nyan Koi anime who fucked a woman in a motel in episode 2?
better for him 2 pay for sex
kuy thailand
LOLWUT.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us have a moment's silence for the dignity of this monk, provided he had some to begin with.
Must have been best orgasm in his life.
I guess he had a vision of his past life as a dog.
Advice for you:
Watch too much spice and wolf and you will find yourself raping a fox in zoo :-D
I loled! XD
It was in Thailand need we say more?
That's the only tail that monk's ever gonna get.
Ahhh That Damning Bald head in saffron clothes .. He suffer from stroke after copulating with a bitch (female canine) ... Such king of action would be the shrotcut to be disrobed for sure and paying the fine for indecent act ... or heading to a jail for the failture to pay fine.
not all forms of Buddhism follow chastity, maybe he was trying out a new way of achieving enlightenment.
Not all the forms, but all the monastical forms certainly. And yeah, I've always been certain that you can find the world's most serious masturbators from monasteries, regardless of religion. This guy just snapped after decades of trying not to, I'd wager.
Well, he stayed heterosexual, at least. :)
Why Bestiality? He was already in the prostitution capital of the world.
3d bitch > 3d pig
Ding! My virgin detector ringed, I wonder why...
loled at the title then thought oh wait...that really is a dog..
Hasn't he heard about fapping off?
The dog is the reincarnation of a pornstar, Mr judge!
i knew the title was not entirely what it seemed.
Ehhh, in fact, it is extremely literal, it is 100% what it seems to be.
This is the origin of the Inuzuka Ninja Clan!
i lol'd