Monk Collapses During Sex with Pregnant Bitch
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Nov 11, 2009 07:36 JST
- Tags: Bestiality, Bizarre, Buddhism, Crime, Inu, Religion, Thailand
A Buddhist monk who collapsed whilst having sex with a dog living at his monastery is faced with making some difficult explanations.
The 65-year-old monk lived at a monastery in Thailand, having become a monk to escape a chequered past. Also living at the monastery was a 3-4-year-old female dog, who was with pup.
Even a dog’s feminine wiles apparently proved too much for the cloistered monk, and he took the animal as a companion, sundering his vows of chastity.
However, during an encounter with the animal in a nearby forest, the excitement seems to have got the better of him, and he collapsed, later being found unconscious with the dog still tied to a nearby tree.
Police subsequently confirmed his involvement thanks to traces of his semen found on the dog’s genitals, as well as on his clothes. According to witnesses he also took washing-up liquid from the monastery kitchens to use as a makeshift lubricant, indicating a certain amount of preparation.
It is not clear whether he faces criminal charges, or what the abbot intends to do about the matter.
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He was desperate for some lovin'.
This is just L O L. Dude wtf! Even the monks time to time have no moral. This just shows human true nature. XD
He became one with nature and reached enlightenment ...all over his robes.
Looks like he...
Screwed the pooch.
YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
Damn, I wish I'd said that.
You know, may be the dog looked like Saya No Uta on him?
wait
i thought monk are... not interested with sex?
that is hot
Monks are repressed maniacs usually.
And I thought the "bitch" was human... silly me.
THIS IS MADNESS!
this looks like a job for EN, since no real 3d girls are involved.
wow thats not right lol a dog come on
too much Spice & Wolf?
fuu fuu
People keep saying "he couldn't get a prostitute?" of course he couldn't he's a monk and monks don't have money and it makes perfect sense the monastery provides food, water, and shelter combined with the fact monks are not supposed to indulge in anything else he simply has no need for money. So the monastery doesn't pay him or give him money. So unless he could find a free woman who want's to have sex with his 60+ year old ass (unlikely) or a free prostitute (oxymoron) he's shit out of luck. Also the lack of anything remotely erotic sort of kills fapping. Finaly I doubt he's allowed to go far from the monastery.
so he rapes a dog? that revolting. and he should be dead.
man a monk and a dog he needs to be lucked up 4 a long time
what?
That's messed up. Even for a probable convict, that's messed up.
For We Are Many.
ist true may be a lubricant, jajaj xD
that monk watches too much Shikabane Hime. hehehehehehehehe. XD
first time reading title, I think, "a buddhist monk breaking his vows by a pregnant slut?"
he probably watched spice and wolf too much...
IDIOT !!!
crazy monk
What was the dog thinking of.. oh god.. having a sex.. WITH A MONK!!!?
I guess he was practicing his Buddist Belief's on a on a Bitch?
Nah, you're thinking of the Karma Sutra, which this guy is now officially a Master of.
Is that the monk from Nyan Koi anime who fucked a woman in a motel in episode 2?
better for him 2 pay for sex
kuy thailand
LOLWUT.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us have a moment's silence for the dignity of this monk, provided he had some to begin with.
Must have been best orgasm in his life.
I guess he had a vision of his past life as a dog.
Advice for you:
Watch too much spice and wolf and you will find yourself raping a fox in zoo :-D
I loled! XD
It was in Thailand need we say more?
That's the only tail that monk's ever gonna get.
Ahhh That Damning Bald head in saffron clothes .. He suffer from stroke after copulating with a bitch (female canine) ... Such king of action would be the shrotcut to be disrobed for sure and paying the fine for indecent act ... or heading to a jail for the failture to pay fine.
not all forms of Buddhism follow chastity, maybe he was trying out a new way of achieving enlightenment.
Not all the forms, but all the monastical forms certainly. And yeah, I've always been certain that you can find the world's most serious masturbators from monasteries, regardless of religion. This guy just snapped after decades of trying not to, I'd wager.
Well, he stayed heterosexual, at least. :)
Why Bestiality? He was already in the prostitution capital of the world.
3d bitch > 3d pig
Ding! My virgin detector ringed, I wonder why...
loled at the title then thought oh wait...that really is a dog..
Hasn't he heard about fapping off?
The dog is the reincarnation of a pornstar, Mr judge!
i knew the title was not entirely what it seemed.
Ehhh, in fact, it is extremely literal, it is 100% what it seems to be.
This is the origin of the Inuzuka Ninja Clan!
i lol'd
No rigor mortis ?
Uhh wait...
Whut?
just kinda disturbing that the pic you used was another different scenario. That's a dead monk perhaps.
Very misleading title.
For some reason, I was expecting something weird like this when I read the title =.=
you belong to this place!
That's how artefact rolls. But yeah I was actually expecting bestiality exactly because I know how artefact rolls.
I didn't find it misleading. I read the title and was like "Oh, so a monk had sex with some preggers dog. Just another day at Sancom, eh?"
Artefact always finds a way to make the title sound appealing.
Nothing misleading about it. A bitch is a female dog.
It was an accurate title though.
it's one of the most accurate news title i ever read here
monk...check
collapse... check
sex, bitch... check,check
My thoughts exactly.
female dog = bitch
It's the whoel reason the cussword was taken from it anyway.
Yes I can see what Artifact did thar. -,-
bwaaaahahaaa!! that is all that can describe this, purely beyond lol and rofl! crazy old coot... and to pass out with the evidence right in front of you, clearly his god was against this.
what the hell?
is that pup his? xD
i hope so, that'd be awesome! Ligers, tigons, liguars, etc. Now we have domans, or humogs!
Dogs hump humans, sometimes humans hump back?
the dog was obviously 2D...
That was somehow tied to a 3D tree.
Said dog must have been fine print.
thats fucking Hilarious
thats what you get you weird bastard LOL
mkaaaaay weird....>_>
woowwwwwww what the fuck. that's disgusting. couldnt he just wank it like a normal fucking person?
I would shoot his dick off and then shoot him in the face.
I wonder if he seduced the dog or the dog seduced him??
The dog was tied to a tree? What do you think?
Try mixing S&M, bestiality, and necrophilia.....
Y'know.... like when someone keeps reiterating the same old topic over and over again, or using the same comments over and over again.... like Ol' 'Faitimmortal you dick slap' Guy? o_0
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S&M and beastiality.
never knew they could go together
hmmm... some can really get into the bondage stuff...
Mabye she likes to get tied up.
Humans were never normal.
shut up fatimmortal you Dick Slap
Actually, he's right. Humans were never normal to begin with.
your eye was never normal, ugly eyes
This is quite a normal reaction from an uncastrated human specimen.
The liquid has to go somewhere.
surely he didn't have sex when he's 10 either.
or did he..
a flat chest is fine too
Good dog, bad dog
He's 65 years old, but he hasn't been a monk for all those 65 years. It says that he took up the occupation to escape a shady past...
But I'm surprised by the amount of preparation he did to violate the dog.
I'm sure the dog was totally asking for it.
human sperm + dog egg = Anubis
It can't be helped.
Epic Failure Monk.
Oh~ Leave the poor Monk Alone...
At least he wasn't having sex with any Cats!
how do you know?...
After 3-4 years even circles look appealing.
a dog is fine too
well its been 65 years for him
Interesting. He decides to break his vows at the age of 65, and with a dog.
Nah, he had been doing it for years...
He didn't find a girl to do it so he did it with the dog
In fact he was using one... not human though
cat
That's called Divine Punishment for you...
I learned something new today.
The dog was 3 to 4 years old and thus legally an adult in dog years rofl.
I haven't laugh this hard at something in a while.
In a way he did find a girl... just not one of the homo sapiens species.
I prefer a pussy
You're proof of that my friend.