Monk Collapses During Sex with Pregnant Bitch
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Nov 11, 2009 07:36 JST
- Tags: Bestiality, Bizarre, Buddhism, Crime, Inu, Religion, Thailand
A Buddhist monk who collapsed whilst having sex with a dog living at his monastery is faced with making some difficult explanations.
The 65-year-old monk lived at a monastery in Thailand, having become a monk to escape a chequered past. Also living at the monastery was a 3-4-year-old female dog, who was with pup.
Even a dog’s feminine wiles apparently proved too much for the cloistered monk, and he took the animal as a companion, sundering his vows of chastity.
However, during an encounter with the animal in a nearby forest, the excitement seems to have got the better of him, and he collapsed, later being found unconscious with the dog still tied to a nearby tree.
Police subsequently confirmed his involvement thanks to traces of his semen found on the dog’s genitals, as well as on his clothes. According to witnesses he also took washing-up liquid from the monastery kitchens to use as a makeshift lubricant, indicating a certain amount of preparation.
It is not clear whether he faces criminal charges, or what the abbot intends to do about the matter.
Via Thairath.
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mkaaaaay weird....>_>
Humans were never normal.
This is quite a normal reaction from an uncastrated human specimen.
The liquid has to go somewhere.
After 3-4 years even circles look appealing.
a dog is fine too
well its been 65 years for him
He's 65 years old, but he hasn't been a monk for all those 65 years. It says that he took up the occupation to escape a shady past...
But I'm surprised by the amount of preparation he did to violate the dog.
I'm sure the dog was totally asking for it.
a flat chest is fine too
surely he didn't have sex when he's 10 either.
or did he..
Good dog, bad dog
human sperm + dog egg = Anubis
Oh~ Leave the poor Monk Alone...
At least he wasn't having sex with any Cats!
how do you know?...
It can't be helped.
Epic Failure Monk.
He didn't find a girl to do it so he did it with the dog
In a way he did find a girl... just not one of the homo sapiens species.
I prefer a pussy
cat
In fact he was using one... not human though
The dog was 3 to 4 years old and thus legally an adult in dog years rofl.
I haven't laugh this hard at something in a while.
That's called Divine Punishment for you...
I learned something new today.
You're proof of that my friend.
Interesting. He decides to break his vows at the age of 65, and with a dog.
Nah, he had been doing it for years...
your eye was never normal, ugly eyes
shut up fatimmortal you Dick Slap
Actually, he's right. Humans were never normal to begin with.
I wonder if he seduced the dog or the dog seduced him??
The dog was tied to a tree? What do you think?
Mabye she likes to get tied up.
hmmm... some can really get into the bondage stuff...
S&M and beastiality.
never knew they could go together
Try mixing S&M, bestiality, and necrophilia.....
Y'know.... like when someone keeps reiterating the same old topic over and over again, or using the same comments over and over again.... like Ol' 'Faitimmortal you dick slap' Guy? o_0
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woowwwwwww what the fuck. that's disgusting. couldnt he just wank it like a normal fucking person?
I would shoot his dick off and then shoot him in the face.
yeah........that is........yeah
thats fucking Hilarious
thats what you get you weird bastard LOL
Very misleading title.
Yes I can see what Artifact did thar. -,-
Nothing misleading about it. A bitch is a female dog.
It was an accurate title though.
female dog = bitch
It's the whoel reason the cussword was taken from it anyway.
My thoughts exactly.
it's one of the most accurate news title i ever read here
monk...check
collapse... check
sex, bitch... check,check
For some reason, I was expecting something weird like this when I read the title =.=
you belong to this place!
That's how artefact rolls. But yeah I was actually expecting bestiality exactly because I know how artefact rolls.
I didn't find it misleading. I read the title and was like "Oh, so a monk had sex with some preggers dog. Just another day at Sancom, eh?"
Artefact always finds a way to make the title sound appealing.
bwaaaahahaaa!! that is all that can describe this, purely beyond lol and rofl! crazy old coot... and to pass out with the evidence right in front of you, clearly his god was against this.
what the hell?
is that pup his? xD
i hope so, that'd be awesome! Ligers, tigons, liguars, etc. Now we have domans, or humogs!
Dogs hump humans, sometimes humans hump back?
the dog was obviously 2D...
That was somehow tied to a 3D tree.
Said dog must have been fine print.
With a heavy heart I will say an abominadtion will be born
then again that's a given with beastiality
with a heavy heart, i will say idiots don't realize that species are considered separate once they can't interbreed
Actually, I believe I heard that they can give birth to offspring, but those offspring are infertile.
>.>
Do not want to see.
Actually actually, species cannot conceive if the number of chromosomes is different. Thus no half-dog people or anything. If other animals were to give offspring to humans and the other way around, we would be living in a world full of half-some-weird-as-fuck-animal people.
A horse has 64 chromosomes and a donkey has 62, by your logic mules/hinnys (63) shouldn't exist. It's more to do with how genetically distinct two species are.
That's why you won't get a new species when you try to cross an elephant with a pig, no matter how drunk you get them. It's more than chromosomes.
@helldunkel
"a world full of half-some-weird-as-fuck-animal people." = Would be cool as hell.... If it was like in Negima!
kudos to south park reference
ಠ_ಠ Seriously, wtf? And he's supposed to be a monk.
61 year age difference
that's disgusting
dog years?
Actually, if she was 4 years old, that's 28 in human years, so it's only 33 years difference. And she was above the age of consent too. :)
Whether she actually consented or not is still anyone's guess though...
That's 35 in human years. 14 for the first year, 7 every year after that.
I wonder what kind of past he was initially trying to escape from...
the monk or the dog?
Reading fail, the dog is a she. And yeah, I'm aware of how weird that sounds.
So this is where a life of chastity leads. Hard to beat religion for perversions.
Nice leap of logic there. CHASTITY LEADS TO FUCKING DOGS AND MOLESTING CHILDREN.
lol no.
Alright, who gave this man a copy of Wanko to Kurasou?
rofl, lol'd
lawl
That's a WIN comment you got there :3
I wish I knew that reference so I could share the lol..
http://vndb.org/v812
it's an eroge with delicious dog lolis, but in this case I think the monk was in heat and not the dog...
Fucking lol'd my ass off he computer chair.
Thanks, Anon. That made my night.
roflmfao'd
Oh my dog..
just kinda disturbing that the pic you used was another different scenario. That's a dead monk perhaps.
loled at the title then thought oh wait...that really is a dog..
Hasn't he heard about fapping off?
The dog is the reincarnation of a pornstar, Mr judge!
Why Bestiality? He was already in the prostitution capital of the world.
3d bitch > 3d pig
Ding! My virgin detector ringed, I wonder why...
not all forms of Buddhism follow chastity, maybe he was trying out a new way of achieving enlightenment.
Not all the forms, but all the monastical forms certainly. And yeah, I've always been certain that you can find the world's most serious masturbators from monasteries, regardless of religion. This guy just snapped after decades of trying not to, I'd wager.
Well, he stayed heterosexual, at least. :)
Uhh wait...
Whut?
i knew the title was not entirely what it seemed.
Ehhh, in fact, it is extremely literal, it is 100% what it seems to be.
This is the origin of the Inuzuka Ninja Clan!
i lol'd
No rigor mortis ?
Next week on Springer.
da monk got punished by GoD!
Damn it must have been so hard holding it all in.
uuuummm yea well at least he not like a Catholic priest with little boys but still freaking WEIRD
haha oh wow
he cant find a bitch so he rape a bitch?..
the DOG turn into GOD and punished him !!
I understand the guy giving in after all those years, by why didn't he just fap?
desperate times calll for desperate mesures....commm here fluffy dadys hungry!
You dont know how many times my dog begged -wif his eyes- for sum doggie lovin and dont even get me started on my cat...that whore
talk about desperate =/
Otakus would make perfect monks. They are pleased with there 2D girls and will never try anything with a real female even of another species.
Unfortunately there only religion is their faith to their 2D goddesses.
and that is unfortunate because...?
japan original religions were based on plenty of deities for almost anything u can think of
accordingly, religious otaku monks can then materialize those deities into 2d idols
A dog is fine too...?
oh god...
Countless prostitutes in Thailand and he has to pick a dog...... how pathetic is that? XD
Well, at least you know a dog is a dog, with the women there's a decent chance they were once men...
Mumbles something about spiritual training...
Well, I hope his superiors aren't too "Ruff" on him:-)
Technically, while he's supposed to be mastering desire you'd think there'd be plenty of hookers in the Orient. Was reading "Not for sale" for lurid titillation and they mentioned monks using lil slave girls, prolly a parallel to the "Pervert Priest". "Thigh-Land" for goodness sake...
not cool
...but funny!
Poor dog. He must have been a Horo the Wise fan with no grasp of realit..
He lives in Thailand... AND HE WENT FOR A DOG?!
Fucking retard...
Maybe he LOVES dogies (._.;;)
that was WAY TOO MUCH LOVE (=_=;)
You can also say he went for a bitch, which is also correct...
I guess he was tired of always getting the shaft, and went off to play Bury the Bone his own way.
Icy-nee-san and miroku you both just WON!!!
In the end, the bitch pwned him.
What a funny, sad fail.
Dog rapers, sittin' right there on the Group W bench.
At least he wasn't stupid enough to try to get her to give him a blow job.
Just in on the news:
Monk's penis bitten off by dog. Police are very puzzled.
"But, Your Honor, she was 'begging' for it."
-speechless-
yeah, me too.
A "Man's Best Friend" moment gone horribly wrong.
We already had one person killing dogs, now this guy gonna go to neighbors' backyards and raping dogs. Hey, PETA, where you at?
He could've found plenty of hairy bitches of the two legged variety over at equality now. But he would have had to tie them to a tree as well....
now this is the weirdest thing i ever heard >_<
i lol'd so bad HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
what if the Monk was suffering from Dyslexia?
The thing, he may not have realized, female dogs have EXTRA muscles that humans do not. She can clamp on his Johnson so he would be stuck in her with no where to go until she is done with him! I bet it freaked him out and she squeezed so hard that is made him lose consciousness. Then she was done and left him.
I must say, that he lacks the Buddha nature.
Goes to show that abstinence is not natural. The urge to mate does strange things to all animals. Humans aren't as far removed from animals as we think we are.
Still, thats pretty extreme. Something is wrong when a dog is a more attractive option than a porn mag and a box of tissue.
As monasteries are obviously abundant in porn magazines....
... in PDF and JPG versions
If the guy can take the time to walk a dog out into a jungle, tie it up and shag it, he can take the time to bum a used copy of playboy off someone and hide out in the toilet for half an hour.
Well monastaries are abundant in young boys learning to become monks. At least he didn't go in that direction. He could have gone into town and bummed a old copy of playboy or nicked some womens underwear off a clothesline and spent half an hour in the toilet.
Ahhh That Damning Bald head in saffron clothes .. He suffer from stroke after copulating with a bitch (female canine) ... Such king of action would be the shrotcut to be disrobed for sure and paying the fine for indecent act ... or heading to a jail for the failture to pay fine.
That's the only tail that monk's ever gonna get.
too much Spice & Wolf?
fuu fuu
People keep saying "he couldn't get a prostitute?" of course he couldn't he's a monk and monks don't have money and it makes perfect sense the monastery provides food, water, and shelter combined with the fact monks are not supposed to indulge in anything else he simply has no need for money. So the monastery doesn't pay him or give him money. So unless he could find a free woman who want's to have sex with his 60+ year old ass (unlikely) or a free prostitute (oxymoron) he's shit out of luck. Also the lack of anything remotely erotic sort of kills fapping. Finaly I doubt he's allowed to go far from the monastery.
so he rapes a dog? that revolting. and he should be dead.
this looks like a job for EN, since no real 3d girls are involved.
wow thats not right lol a dog come on
man a monk and a dog he needs to be lucked up 4 a long time
You know, may be the dog looked like Saya No Uta on him?
Looks like he...
Screwed the pooch.
YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
Damn, I wish I'd said that.
He became one with nature and reached enlightenment ...all over his robes.
He was desperate for some lovin'.
This is just L O L. Dude wtf! Even the monks time to time have no moral. This just shows human true nature. XD
And I thought the "bitch" was human... silly me.
THIS IS MADNESS!
Monks are repressed maniacs usually.
wait
i thought monk are... not interested with sex?
that is hot
what?
kuy thailand
LOLWUT.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us have a moment's silence for the dignity of this monk, provided he had some to begin with.
better for him 2 pay for sex
Is that the monk from Nyan Koi anime who fucked a woman in a motel in episode 2?
Must have been best orgasm in his life.
I guess he had a vision of his past life as a dog.
It was in Thailand need we say more?
Advice for you:
Watch too much spice and wolf and you will find yourself raping a fox in zoo :-D
I loled! XD
I guess he was practicing his Buddist Belief's on a on a Bitch?
Nah, you're thinking of the Karma Sutra, which this guy is now officially a Master of.
ist true may be a lubricant, jajaj xD
That's messed up. Even for a probable convict, that's messed up.
For We Are Many.
that monk watches too much Shikabane Hime. hehehehehehehehe. XD
What was the dog thinking of.. oh god.. having a sex.. WITH A MONK!!!?
crazy monk
IDIOT !!!
first time reading title, I think, "a buddhist monk breaking his vows by a pregnant slut?"
he probably watched spice and wolf too much...