Japanese Marriage, According to Google
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Nov 10, 2009 10:05 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Comparison, Google, Internet, Marriage, Money, Relationships
Google’s search auto-suggest feature provides some despair inducing insights into the nature of Japanese matrimony, seemingly encapsulating the institution in disturbing detail…
The suggestions themselves are thought to be based on Google’s database of search terms frequently occurring together (although Google is known to censor these quite heavily to remove anything it considers unseemly). Enterprising 2channelers soon found some interesting results by inputting “husband” and “wife.”
Firstly, the English language results for Google.com by way of comparison:
The suggestions for Google.co.jp in translation (due to Japanese grammar and sentence structure the wording is altered slightly to make sense):
For “husband” (夫 / otto):
[I want my] husband to die
[I hate my] husband
Husband average pocket money (see here)
Husband verbal violence
Husband pocket money
[How to address] husband
Husband death procedure
Husband depression
Husband unemployed
Husband death pension
Very similar results can be found for “danna,” a word typically used by wives to address their husbands.
For “wife” (妻 / tsuma):
Wife birthday present
Wife birthday present ranking
Wife present
Wife hysteria
[How to address] wife
Wife depression
Wife present ranking
Wife kenjougo (a type of humble speech, traditionally used by wives to address husbands)
Wife common law marriage
Wife shochu (a type of rice liquor)
Anyone thinking about marrying a Japanese woman might be well advised to think long and hard about these results…
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thats just hilarious
hilariously sad, that is.
+1 ^_^;
lol. Women rule.
Google can make your day~
Okay, now I'm really scared @_@
It's a pretty male-dominated society in Japan
so my guess is that wives bust the balls of their husbands nation-wide out of an almost cultural scorn for that
"Wife birthday present"
That one seems nice but expensive D:
Google can even find your socks.
they treat us like crap... they r lucky to be called wife, but WE are luckier to have PENIS :)
It's funny and a little surprising to me only because I don't have a Japanese wife, If I did I think I would be shitting bricks right about now.
lols yeah xD what the wives search and husband searches ..... i pity them ...
I don't understand the need to marry in the first place, unless you're religious. My uncle and aunt have been together all their life, and have 3 kids, the oldest of which is 15, and they never married. They don't see any point. Well, neither do I. There are no real benefits what so ever. There are however DISadvantages when the two involved ecide to split up, and get a divorce. When not married however, splitting up is alot less of a headache.
Marriage is a contract that protects both parties in case of divorce, death, birth etc. It dictates rights and responsibilities. *Not* getting married is actually quite risky. What happens if either one of them dies, or if they break up? You don't have to believe in any fantasy ghost figures to get married... Ofc it is possible to protect your rights with other mutual *written and notarized* contracts, but would it really be worth the trouble ;)
O.O it seems japanese women take their gifts verrryyyyy seriously :/
Seems like they're constantly trying to placate their wives...
... because they're plotting to kill them.
xD
No idea how 2ch got their results, but when I googled 夫 on the .jp site, I got completely different results.
You need to add the space.
Type a space like "夫 ".
You're right. Didn't look too hard, so I never noticed the space was there.
Still, it's hardly something to shout about. The more normal results I got by NOT adding the space had far more hits..
I looked a bit at some of the top hits for the suggestions in this article though, and the reasons for them appearing were pretty interesting. A lot of the "hate"-threads seemed to be the result of arranged marriages... So, eh, I guess we should look out for those?
If you want to work out the common searches you need to try the common sentence prefixes and then add the subject you're looking for.
Alternatively you can use Google sets. It shows you the words directly related to your search. You can see that there is a lot of web material related to husband murdering even in English:
http://labs.google.com/sets?hl=en&q1=husband&q2=&q3=&q4=&q5=&btn=Large+Set [http://labs.google.com/sets?hl=en&q1=husband&q2=&q3=&q4=&q5=&btn=Large Set]
What the heck, you mean there's still a noteworthy number of arranged marriages?
Actually there are also more results about killing girlfriends...
Off topic, I don't understand why anon 14:26 is getting the low-rank.
The resulting quality of highranking/lowranking system is rather becoming skewed I feel, not due to its design but due to the participants involved.
What do you think, Artefact?
I just noticed that one. I think he just got unlucky to be honest. Of course you are not helping by being a non-voting anon...
If google runs on recommending the top searches when entering a word, jap husbands have quite a short life span...
[I want my] husband to die
[I hate my] husband
are the first two... wow
you know you're in trouble when the wife types that often.....
Good reason to go through their search history. If any of these come up, get your ass the hell outta there!
...Virtual waifu don't use google...do they?
They are talking about their workaholic Japanese husbands. We are "gaijin" we are different!! ^^
Wife her lyrics?
Holllllllly Crappppp o__O
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
no wonder there are many otakus who stick to dakimura and stuff over there
marriage = death sentence
>Husband average pocket money
This made me sad.
Sad face :(
>[I want my] husband to die
Made me sadder =(
I love Japan but would never want to live there for reasons such as these.
Now I wonder how Azrael of Gaijin Smash got his awesome wife...
Azrael has better bonuses to his Sense Motive and Spot Checks than your average Japanese man.
Let's hope Miki (his wife's name, iirc) never goes Googling..... <_<
Funny!
One of our gaming party suprised us all by in-game marrying a succubus.
"Dude! She's a SUCCUBUS! Why would you have sex with her, let alone marry her?!"
"'Cause all women are soul-stealing demonesses from Hell. I might as well get myself a hot-looking, horny one."
Nice.
Black men probably get to name their own pocket money.
For reasons of ethnic stereotyping, obviously.
Well, indeed, those terrible terrible japanese women are so evil! So different than the rest of the female population on this planet! Evil, evil japanese women!
Tsc tsc.
Thank God our women are different, right? Right?! :D
I could smell the sarcasm from two articles over, haha.
Nah, it's just that you climatize to the horrors in your own country.
That's why when you hear about women from Japan, you would think "So evil!" while not even realizing that Japanese men would probably think the same of American women.
I bet a lot of American men would think "so evil" of their American wives too.
None of this women are us horrible as you think. The fault is also on the men and that especially goes for Japan where the men are so wimpy and the media are not trying to put "the you must show him who's the boss" attitude as much as in America.
Women despite there declarations and attitude, deep down they all want to be dominated by there man. Why is that? Because that shows that their man is strong and they can depend on him to protect them and there children. It makes them feel proud of him. It's a psychology they have inside of them from the cave man years.Many of them don't even realize it.
And that's why they try him. In the start they would try everything to undermine his authority and step on him. They will find every little way that will turn him to there little pet. If they succeed even though they will seem to be happy torturing the poor bastard and get whatever they want, in truth they are highly disappointed of him and his weakness and that makes them hate him even more (despite him making everything to make them happy) and torturing him even more and more because they really feel like his a useless bastard for letting them step on him like that.
If you want your woman to be happy them show her that your are the leader and make her bow her head to you. Yes despite what people might say or even herself she is close to happiness as she will get. Because while she's thinking "jeez this guy is such an oppressor" she also has a hidden smile on her face because she's also thinking "isn't it amazing how strong he is? No matter what i do the son of the bitch puts me down. What a strong wonderful man. That's the kind of genes i want my children to have".
Now don't misunderstand me, i don't mean using violence or diminishing her freedom and not letting her go outside of the house. We are not in the dark ages. What i mean is simply learn to have the right attitude and learn to say "No" and "shut up".
Example: The woman asks for the man's salary after he comes home. Instead of giving it to her like stupid Japanese men, tell her no and that you will only give her money for each occasion when she tells you the reason for that occasion. Also take on your self the responsibility of paying the house bills. Don't live that to your woman like you are an incompetent fool who can't pay a bill. If your woman's second step is to complain about it by finding reasons like that you give money to other women and staff that usually women come up with, then tell her to shut the fuck up. The end.
Now that you know the truth, go out and find a woman with that in mind.
Have you ever wondered why you don't have a girlfriend?
What i am wondering is what gave you the idea that you know what i have and don't have.
There's probably some grain of truth in there.
I was interested in a particular woman, and was doing all sorts of stuff for her; she told one of her friends, who then told me, she thought I was being "over-accomodating".
does that method work for "mother" too?
So lemme get this right. You are rationalizing wives' kenjougo by:
1.- A prove-me-wrong, show-me-your-strength late adulthood education?
2.- A "desire" to "test" your man balls so you don't end up with a weak man as a husband?
3.- A "need" to be "lead" like a sheep by his sheppard?
I don't mind living in Japan and all, I love it and the women but... marriage.... not really.... seems like the problems begin before the marraige even starts.
Wife wants to kill or get money from husband
Husband wants to keep wife happy
This different from the rest of the world.....how?
the difference with the rest of the world is that Japanese women search things like "[I want my] husband to die" on google :)
If I saw that on my google history
I'd I'd...........
chain that bitch to the bed and pound her hard
then take everything and leave
Japanese women are just more technically advanced than the rest of the world. Japan is so geeky...
No wonder why so many men turn to 2D women over there. I mean seriously, who wants a wife who hates you, and wants to have control over your own money?
I'd rather not.
I know right? I mean over here they marry you for love. It's not like they get half your assets, alimony till they remarry or die, and child support if (when) you divorce...
Yeah, they're in it for the LOVE, unlike the gold diggers in Japan.
hurrr durrr.
Where did I mention something about the women over here? I've never said anything about the women here. I was just pointing out that it's not strange that many men over there turn to 2D because they're sick of the 3D women with women acting like this.
Gold diggers exist everywhere, mainly in big cities besides that at the little towns you don't have always internet.
...Remind me not to attempt to get married while I visit Japan next year.
You'd have to be making 6 figures (8 if we're talking yen) to even be noticed anyway.
dont attempt to get married when you visit japan next year.
The difference between these too results are so hugely different.
Go to google.co.jp, turn of safesearch, input 夫 and 妻. The reults you get will have absolutely nothing to do with what was posted here. For 夫 pretty much all the suggestions could be translated as either "husband-wife relations" or "keeping separate family names" (which recently became possible). For 妻, all the results except one were just names of people. The exception was "The temptation of wives: Korean dramas".
Boring, eh?
Ａｄｄ ｔｈｅ ｓｐａｃｅ. It makes a difference.
Yes, I was told about that.
Still, some of the articles/blogs that show up are pretty interesting.
Three top hits when searching for "husband depression" were: "living with a depressed husband", "wanting to watch over and make happy a depressed husband" and "sharing joys and the wish to live with ..."
Noone here is getting married to a Japanese woman...
Hey don't crush dreams
No need to crush the already-crushed anyway.
Well there goes my future matrimonial plans..
and mine ¬¬
count me in too T-T
Me too =C
me as well
BACHELOR FTW
Gentlemen, we have to do what the Zentraedi do to preserve our kind: CLONING
both husband and wife are googling how to speak to each other after they are married, or how to spot the signs of depression
all that time together before marriage, and they don't know how to talk to one another and see if they're feeling a little down?
unless it's japanese culture that incites a different of way of speech, or they get married within a week of knowing and meeting each other, i don't understand.
There are levels of speech used for various people.
I years back thought about learning Japanese and picked up a book on honorifics... There is something like 10-12 levels of saying Hello to someone more and more formally (your position vs theirs).
Well, consider too that whether you're in a business meeting, whether it's morning, afternoon or night, and all sorts of other factors take account in how you'd greet someone.
It's the same everywhere really.
Yeah, however, not so formal in other countries. For example, in Australia, you might say hello mr (whatever), and usually 10 seconds afterwards, you're on first name basis.
Uh... I don't think it's half as formal in any other country. Leading me to believe they are repressed in several ways.
I was reading the Genshiken manga and after two of the characters were obviously having sex on a fairly regular basis as a couple.... they still refer to each other as their family names with honorifics... I guess fucking each others brains out on a regular basis then her using it as a basis to help her art in drawing porn doesn't make you close enough to use their given name huh?
What a grim fate Japanese husbands face.
Makes you wonder why the tsundere genre saw a sudden boom recently eh? Poor fools... just wait till they get old enough for them to fully realize what living with a tsun really entails.
I'm interested in a cajun girl that seems to basically be a tsun.
However, it has occurred to me that I may be a bit more insane than I even first thought I was.
Lol if I ever decided to for some odd reason to move to Japan I would have a simple litmus test for a potential wife...
I will control the money and you will work except when raising the kids. Do you accept? The replies would be pretty funny I think.
japanese waifu = yandere
japanese waifu = harpy :P
More like "japanese wife living in a big city=yandere". If you was even on the countryside of japan you will think they aren't the same woman.
Certainly, you won't see me with a japanese girl by my side.
Is one of those "girls" up there a "he"?I must know...
Looks like Idol master to me, so no.
Idol master does have a trap, though he's not in that picture.
True enough but he is not part of the main "stable" of characters I could recognize anyway :P
Hahaha that was great, what do they expect when they marry for money?
A good meal, couple children, and great sex (though obviously not necessarily in that order)?
Oi, isn't that make the man over there just like cattle, waiting to be butchered by their wives ???
That just about hits the nail on the head.
Kotonoha!!
死んで欲しいｗｗｗｗ
That's why you go order a bride from China
So they can pirate my stuff?
No thanks
Still Gonna Marry one!
Just let us know where to send the flowers (for the wake).
Just be sure to keep a knife by your side and to test all your food before you eat it.
actually in some region of japan wife killed her husband by KCN in meal to divorce... 70 years ago..
Well, now I know that japanese women are to be admired from afar (dating and sex only). ;_;
Hey its elmo!
ah hell
I'd wish women would be more like they are presented in anime. Sadly, reality is very, very unfair.
Yeah stupid 3d =(
always trying to kill us
oh damn this is sad.never knew japanese wife always pray for bad thing for their husband.hope mine is not
Google would have you think only japanese women are like this when that is not true.
Aww, all the wife-related things are so sweet too. That's sad for the men.
"Anyone thinking about marrying a Japanese woman might be well advised to think long and hard about these results…"
Lol'd
Not if those women are made of pixels, polyester and cotton wool... You won't get infants though.
A lot of them already are infants.
Seriously the husbands are in danger no matter how you see it XD
By reading those list, is it me or I can safely imply that most Japanese husbands are determine to keep their wives and marriage happy while the wives want theirs to end as soon as possible in case they're not satisfied...?
I would assume insurance is more the thoughts of the wives, but your theory could be correct too I guess.
Love is but a cruel prank that evolution has played on us to trick us into breeding.
I'm not marrying a jap girl!
lol. That's kinda funny.
Man Japanese are going to become extinct at this rate :(, no more anime.
shit them jap babes just need a real man to put them in their place. fuck them, treat them like shit and smack them around when they need it. once they know their role, then you can be nice to them, but the second they start the shit back up, lay down the hammer on that face.
-the beast.
rofl
yeah, they need Lajoeie, bitches
kinda yes but you should not endanger their lifes dude.
Seriously i'm getting a fucking pre-nuptial agreement to protect my ¥20,000,000 a year salary. I'm keeping my money and she can have a fucking pocket money allowance. She can not work I don't care. If she cheats or doesn't take of our child/children though bitch there's the fucking door. I'm working too hard for my dreams and her comfort to be given an allowance like a fucking boy! All I ask in return for her to get 15% of my paycheck (18% for me 10% savings 56% everything else) is I handle the money, she gives me at least 1 child (after a while I don't want a child right after maybe 2-3 years after) I get sex 3-4 times a week a bj once a week, for her to stay in shape, and for her to be faithful. Is that so much to ask? Ladies of Sankaku does this sound like a good deal coming from an attractive fit man under 35? Sadly with money it's hard to find a nice girl it's mostly gold digging whores.
It's no easier without money, it's just harder to find girls full-stop.
You have some issues to work through in life.
I just don't think that's asking for much. I was trying to be up front and honest about what I look for to get opinions on if it's reasonable. That said i'm a much nicer person in person, I was mad as fuck writing that post. I believe people should really understand each other before jumping into marriage, which evidently these people do not. I want to know what happened to love, did it wilt slowly with the times? I always see couples and think "do these people really know one another?" "do they really love each other?" "Is there relationship deeper than not wanting be alone, or external beauty?" and the answer is usually a no. I don't look at women and say "She's hot I want her!" because the world has me so jaded i'd gladly take a genuinely nice lady (BTW I chose to say lady because the young girls of the 21st century can't seem to be lady-like anymore, they seem to revel in men habits and speech.) with average looks (average seems to be best for me, they have confidence but aren't full of themselves)
CONTINUED over a arrogant, stupid, ignorant, gold digging super model with no personality. The point i'm trying to make is I value personality and love, in a world of greedy narscisists. I think I deserve a nice person to spend my life with. I went through more shit, and been around worse people than most could imagine.(Child molesters, murderers, rapists, thieves, etc.) Anything you can think of i've been without,(power, water, food, shelter, car) all in my childhood. On top of it i'm the 2nd of 6 children (2 of which are autistic) and my father wasn't in my life at all, so my mother raised all 6 of us on her own. Which made a better person. So I busted my ass to learn japanese so I could go school in japan and make games. With all that earning a 6 figure is fucking fantastic, so when I see these gold digging whores it makes me think how they grew up with so much while I did not so when they try to take my money I worked so hard for it pisses me off. They don't love me they love money.
Dude, i blame sex and the city, i don't know, but since that show aired, every woman around thinks she is the last coke in the desert.
I don't know, you should tell every woman you date about that pre-nup, and start going out with the ones that say "ok, sounds very reasonable", and if that doesn't work, well, I'd wait for the final model of the bishoujo robot
HA HA! women should never be allow to watch Sex and the City.
I want to know what happened to love, did it wilt slowly with the times?
Actualy real values were being forgoten starting 40 years ago.Men forget what manhood is.Women have issues,but are still attracted the same way they were before.
Instead of me telling you stuff just go read the manhood 101 ebook
Well what is ridiculous is i'm so fucking chivilrous i'm nice to every woman I meet regardless of whether I like them or not (I believe a real man has a code and mine is 1. no hitting women EVER even if she beats the shit out of me i'd rather she get arrested than me hit her 2. A man should be there for his woman physically and emotionally 3. A man should refrain from rude and vulgar things around his woman (there are exceptions) 4. A man should never try to force his woman to do anything she doesn't want to do 5. A man admits when he's wrong 6. A man places the things that are important before himself 7. A man provides for his family 8. A man takes responsibility 9. A man takes consequences 10. A man protects what he loves 11. A man makes sacrifices for the greater good 12. A man must always try to better himself 13. A man doesn't let the past weigh him down 14. A man is understanding 15. A man follows his dreams 16. A man must be strong when his woman isn't) (NOT IN THAT ORDER)
Dude, what the hell? If a guy treated me like that it would piss me off so fucking bad I'd wanna beat the shit out of him until he DID hit me. Then at least I'd feel like he wasn't looking down on me. I mean, it's like, insulting to my pride to treat me like that. Like I'm some kind of fucking crystal vase that'll break and not be valuable anymore if you do anything bad, assuming that I'm that brittle and useless. Fuck that shit. Almost that whole list pisses me off.
I have one rule that might be considered sexist, and that's don't hit girls, but that's because I don't really know how to hold back. Except it's more 'don't hit the defenseless' than don't hit girls, 'cuz I guess I wouldn't want to hit a guy who I know I would hurt either... y'know sometimes it's okay to horse around and sometimes it's not, but gender shouldn't be the determining factor. Whether or not the hit would hurt them when you don't want it to should.
Also, Sex in the City fucking sucks. It's a horrible fucking show and it makes me disgusted even more with how it influences how my gender generally behaves. If chicks weren't busy being stupid bitches then we might have actual fucking equality by now, and it really fucking sucks that they're part of the problem and won't even realize it. Fuck.
"If a guy treated me like that it would piss me off so fucking bad" I'm always nice to women but this is the internet so ARE FUCKING ILLITERATE OR JUST STUPID Umm seriously 2. A man should be there for his woman physically and emotionally. So you want a man who isn't there for you? 3. A man should refrain from rude and vulgar things around his woman (there are exceptions) So you want a man who talks about all the chicks he's fucked, who is loud and obnoxious, who rude to your friends and parents, and all around doesn't know when it's ok swear, fart, and do stuff he'd ONLY DO AROUND MALE FRIENDS. 4. A man should never try to force his woman to do anything she doesn't want to do. So I assume no doesn't mean no to you? 5. A man admits when he's wrong. Seriously? Have fun with arguing over and over because can't admit he doesn't know something or made a mistake.
Dude you are on the right path,you have expectations and you can tell her those exceptation.
And yes you should treat her like that,give in and she could cheat.
THANK YOU i've not been getting many responses on whether people think I have reasonable expectations. I believe a pre-nuptial agreement doesn't say the man doesn't believe it'll work out, it says if the woman believes it'll work out she has nothing to worry about. I seriously hate when women use pre-nups to say "You don't think it'll last!!!" when by not signing it they're saying it's not going to last so they want to secure alimony. Although I would appreciate a woman's POV......
That is hilarious. I love the 180 turn the results take. I actually feel sorry for Japanese guys after seeing that... I mean, I knew the salary thing was ridiculous, but this cements it.
Wow ... just wow.
The American ones make me laugh, *content sigh* God Bless America.
The Japanese "Husband" searches are terrifying!
That's a lot of anger being expressed by Japanese women and a lot of greed underneath it all. "I want my husband to die", good god! >:(
The "Wife" searches support the possession obsessed Japanese woman idea. The top three are all about gifts!
Man, I think I'll start avoiding Japanese women, you can't trust them as far as you can throw your wallet! Plus, they may kill you to get it!
Makes me sad ... T-T
Who kills a hen if it brings golden eggs?
Well at least there's a lot of wife swapping going around.
There is a TV show called "Wife Swap" where they take two very different types of families (like fitness freaks v.s. overeating bookworms or Christian v.s. Pagan) each with positive and negative aspects and the wifes/mothers switch places for 2 weeks.
I think this suggests wives are more miserable than husbands...
Was also my first conclusion!
if only married couples could be as happy as the two ladies in the picture
yuri weddings ftw
Really feel sad for the husband..
He is looking for a present for her while
she is looking for him to die... =(
the world consists out of whores and bitches. google can't lie...
It's Google that rules teh World from the shadows. So if it say so then it is.
Type in 'husband doesn't' in google, and you will find amounts far above what these are.
I don't know about the article, but the image is yummm...yuri marriage, please!
OMFG LMAO EPIC!
Husband Pillow....
wow jap wifes are rather scary, duno how those gus sleep at night with them knowing she might just stab him in his sleep... 0_0
while man were thinking of wat present for their wives their wives are thinking of how to take their husband life....
pity them
"otto utsu" and "tsuma utsu" could also stand for "shoot husband" and "shoot wife". I wonder which one is the "utsu" in question.
Japan: [I want my] husband to die 674000 searches
Russia: I want to kill my husband 914000 searches
Japan: I hate my husband >2000000 searches
Russia: I hate my husband 700000 searches
hm... whatever. Idiots are everywhere.
я хочу убить мужа (I want to kill my husband) - 521 000 (google) 11 000 000 (yandex)
lol'ed
It's a bitter trick to suggest web searches count is meaningful.
hahahaha a japanese woman is like a slut >......<
the only reason she hangs around is because she want's your money..
OH woe is japan's marital system..
I wonder who'll create manga after Japan dies from negative deographic growth..
Husband in spanish!?!?!? WTFLOL xDD
You'll have better results if you see google of Latin American countries.
some results:
"esposas y esposos" (Swinging)
"marido por accidente"
"marido por error"
"marido y marido"
"esposa inocente"
"esposa indomable"
"esposa infraganti"
"esposas de alquiler"
"esposas y amantes"
Esposo, marido
In google Brazil
marido por acaso = husband by chance
marido de aluguel = husband rent
marido traido = Cuckold
in spanish you get for wife: swingers (wives authorized to swing or something) as no1 and a bunch of uninteresting desperate housewives (the show) suggestions
for husband you get a porn website where couples show videos of themselves, a lame foundation name, "husbands making love" and other uninteresting things
most of the lower ranking suggestions are "wife of x" or "husband of x" with x being some public figure
Enjoy the google emo '-'
I'd like to believe that these results are more because the wives are treated like shit than because they're evil.
Despite all of the other articles pointing strongly towards evil.
eh.. nothing new T_T..
Oh well.. I at least liked the idolmaster (yuri <3) image x)
Japanese women are scary that is all I will say
Actually I will add to that.
And people wonder why so many are going 2D? All the 3D women out there are turning into whores and gold diggers everywhere.
Sure it may be an unfair generalization but you got to admit that you can't feel the same way I do when you look at the kids today.
i will take the one on the left thx.
Wife swap XD
Japanese men thinks about what to give their waifu and what their wife want is... Google is against japanese men
AHAHAHA! Now this is what a win article is like.
GOOD JOB ARTEFACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am married with Japanese woman, and my life is living hell.. i thought they ware cute... but really Japanese ppl are fuked up, i wish i can divorce her soon....
"Anyone thinking about marrying a Japanese woman might be well advised to think long and hard about these results…"
lolwut? You don't marry them, you only fuck them ;)
So none of you here are entertaining the notion that at least some of these women could have married jerks who more or less deserve to die? I have known a lot of bad wives and as many bad husbands. Considering the monolithic response from San Com users, I'm not so surprised that so many of you are unlikely to ever get a girlfriend, much less a wife. Relationships are difficult at best and tend to require a lot of compromise. If you choose carefully, and act appropriately (You _love_ her, after all) you'll be happy to trade a few of your Otaku hobbies for your new hobby (her).
hahahahaha in my country you google husband or wife and all you get is "husband/wife of_put celebrity name here_"
Does this mean that most men are nicer people? I mean all they want is for her to be happy while there wifes want to kill them.
Now who's the monster?
According to this in order to make the recent anime more realistic they just gotta make the cute girls try to poison the main character in his sleep.
The problem isn't Japanese women, it's the standard relationship between Japanese couples. The bloke works himself to death all day and the woman looks after the house and spends his money. There's no love.
We must save the Japanese women from this nightmare!
THIS IS MADNESS!
Anime characters are propaganda to make tsundere women acceptable...
Sure it's cute when the pink haired alien girl hits you with a shoe for looking at another woman...in real life SHOES HURT!!!
People don't realize how much easier it is to get a "School Days" ending in real life...run while you still can!
You go 3D and a Japanese Waifu doesn't sound that heavenly anymore...
uhm this is really freaking me out >.<
here is the result in spanish
A wise married man makes sure he is never more financially valuable to his wife when he is dead than when he is alive.
Oh god. So much "yan" and not enough "dere" everywhere >.>
Google changes suggestions/search results based on browser history, for those wondering.
This is like a Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei joke. Totally depressing yet funny at the same time.
wow this is horrible... maybe the institution of marriage is just not fit for a modern society...
Hey wait, isn't that Makoto's rival stealing a kiss from her in the headline image?
I unearthed something like this a long while back, on Google's adsense (blog link): http://randomuses.blogspot.com/2008/05/coincidence-in-technology-fun-article.html
See society. THIS it the result of the your precious lauded twentieth-century Sexual Revolution! Pansy men who try to appease their hymenstrous Idol; said idol which predates on men(and even 2D Godnesses in some ill-fortuned cases http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/10/30/love-plus-adultery-nearly-ends-in-divorce/) demanding SACRIFICE in BLOOD and SHINIES; and worse, plotting behind our backs the fall of MANKIND. They are empty husks; a charades of MAN trying to pass as our economical equals. But behind THAT door, there they are conferencing with their otherworldly kin, scheming domestical (and eventually global) domination. Developing new derranged, twisted ways in which to control us! "Pocket Money!", "Rape!", "Sexual Emancipation!" "Kenjougo!" The UNIVERSAL language of WOMEN; a belittling, hypocritical and hidden speech of DARKNESS. The obscure tongue meant to find us. to lure us, to keep us and in the darkness bind us. Forevar.
BROTHERS!, we must fight back! Gather courage to stand proudly before their alluring marsh; find strength and INSENSIBILITY to weather their emotional storm; search for enough dignity and self-love as to be sober after a one-hundreth series of REJECTION, get enough BOOZE and PR0N(and; God forbid it, even GAY LUV) to stand in weeks and weeks of sexual starvation. Rally your weapons; people!.
...And yes; FIRE is the key to send them whimpering to their dark END! WE MUST FIGHT THEE; LEST YOU DESTROY MY WORLD!
For We Are Many.
But in all seriousness; sexual emancipation in Japan seems to exalt the Macbethian qualities of japanese women.
For We Are Many.
There are some devastating assumptions being made here based on Google searches.