4-Year-Old Boy Destroys Penis Watching Father’s Porn

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A 4-year-old boy who secretly began onanising to his father’s porn collection is set to have his penis amputated after it succumbed to catastrophic necrosis.

The young boy, a resident of Hong Kong, had secretly began watching his father’s porn collection (allegedly Japanese) on his PC.

He attempted to stimulate himself, but things soon went awry and his parents were alerted by a terrible shriek and discovered him bleeding profusely from his nether regions, with the video still playing.

He was swiftly hospitalised, but doctors found most of his penis to have already succumbed to necrosis and they felt they had no choice but to amputate it. Just how long he had been doing this is not clear.

Even very young infants are perfectly capable of sustaining an erection. According to a local university urology department, extremely early attempts at onanism (which can result in orgasm but not actual ejaculation) can result in testicular atrophy and damage to the spongiform tissues of the penis, which can progress to tissue death (necrosis). Mild cases can result in impotence, whilst severe cases can require amputation.

The parents expressed their shock that their boy would do such a thing, describing him as a clever, affectionate boy who enjoyed watching “Sailor Moon.” They collapsed in tears, lamenting his future inability to have children.

They are said to considering the possibility of having him surgically altered into a “female” rather than deal with the prospect of a useless penis-less male child.

Via Heaven.

Update: There are now strong doubts about the veracity of this story, despite it having made the rounds of several top sites.


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    Avatar of Ray
    Comment by Ray
    21:15 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "The parents expressed their shock that their boy would do such a thing, describing him as a clever, affectionate boy who enjoyed watching “Sailor Moon.”

    “Sailor Moon.” - I believe I found the root of the problem. So which "sailor" was the culprit?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:31 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wow, I actually started masturbating when I was 4, but I never succumbed to any problems from it. Everything works fine.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:07 02/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I did not know how to masturbate until I was 14, and that was because mt girlfriend told me how. Wow...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:00 05/12/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    how do i shot web/

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:19 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    well i started it when i was 5 i remember very well. im a girl btw :p
    my parents used to find me while i was mastrubating, and yell at me for scratching my pushy xD but it was so fun that i used to do it every night, before goin to sleep.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:04 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pics or it didn't happen

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:45 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Dont, there are no females i the intarwebz...

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:15 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://netlore.ru/files/uploads/2007/07/cybersex.jpg

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:17 07/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why is everyone so surprised about a 4 year old kid masturbating? That's really not that uncommon actually. Hell, I even started masturbating when I was 5. Yes it is possible to achieve orgasm, it's dry though of course. There have been actual reports of children masturbating in the womb too, male and female alike. That's not surprising at all, what is surprising however, is that he succumbed to necrosis on his penis. Kid must have been doing some traumatic and violent things to his penis.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:24 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    1) Artefact, from what set is the article image? It is relevant to my interests.

    2) Wow, the last paragraph reminds me of what they used to do in the 60's or 70 or something in the USA: If the newborn infant had any problems with male genitalia (incomplete/slightly intersexed, as well as the completely intersexed), the doctors would surgically alter it to resemble a female and the parents would raise it as a girl... This of course led to several stealth-MtFs to grow up and revert to their "original" gender as adults. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer for one of the most famous examples: The surgeons botched a mere phimosis treatment and because of that decided to chop off his penis and make him a "girl". He later was used in a study that claimed gender roles to be "completely learned". And then the pompous windbag's arguments were completely demolished when the alleged girl failed to resign to his fate and took on a male identity.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:35 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Currently living in Hong Kong but I didn't hear this on the news yesterday. Could be I just wasn't paying enough attention (was watching porn on the laptop) but I'm kinda doubting the truthfulness of the story.

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    01:24 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    they shouldnt turn him into a she!!! just wait a while for the stem research to have a little advancment... tho it might take 20 years.... poor kid is going to suffer through school and so on.. but at the end hes no homo and hes no girl...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:08 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    kids these days... 'clever and affectionate' in the wrong way

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:33 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL WUT?!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:07 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "They are said to considering the possibility of having him surgically altered into a “female” rather than deal with the prospect of a useless penis-less male child."

    That's just WRONG!!

    There are several ways to construct an artificial penis out of muscletissue. He won't have an orgasm but once the testicles are gone he won't have the chance to ever have his own offspring.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:08 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No pleasure AND you have to raise kids? Sounds like the worst case scenario...

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:40 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Prostate massage!

    Well, maybe he could become a gay pornstar...

    If you know what I mean.

    Avatar of Ponky14
    Comment by Ponky14
    00:48 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    uhm 2ch I want to ask u a question before I die of a heart attack.WILL I BECOME INMPOTENT I'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I WAS 8 YEARS OLD!!!!. I rest my case,one of the best news ever.lol

    Avatar of Fonzer
    Comment by Fonzer
    01:43 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    still fathers should hide their porn from their children.

    Avatar of Fonzer
    Comment by Fonzer
    01:46 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    actualy i mean parents,i was almost discrimanatory to men.

    Avatar of Chen-04
    Comment by Chen-04
    21:55 16/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait... so what happens to little girls that masturbate?

    Avatar of HentaiInRealLifeIsNotAwesome
    02:27 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even though this sounds hilarious, it's actually pretty sad news, the boy won't ever have sex plus he'll be looked upon as a freak in the locker rooms and showers....unless the parents actually do go along with turning their child into a girl

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:04 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Chinese Onion WINS!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahhhh...I shouldn't have google imaged this...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:16 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yep, that's what happen when a stupid 4 year old try to masturbate. He ends up a virgin forever, or turned into a female.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:07 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So 4 y-o kids are capable of having an orgasm, but it kills their pOnOs ?

    learned something today

    Avatar of Hakurei
    Comment by Hakurei
    01:54 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    0.o
    Wow masturbation CAN kill your penis.

    Avatar of Hyra911
    Comment by Hyra911
    01:42 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The first time watching porn I was around that age, and I asked "what's the heck???", for the first time I'm fell relieve out of my past idiocy.

    Avatar of necrorise
    Comment by necrorise
    22:52 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OH SHIT?! minus 1 to the males,,, add one to the females?

    Avatar of Envy
    Comment by Envy
    19:46 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    new gay on world...
    hahahahahaha omg XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:30 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha oh wow... that`s terrible.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:48 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "rather than deal with the prospect of a useless penis-less male child."

    now thats wht i call well done =] ROFL

    Comment by Nin
    20:13 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow. This news story really made me feel teh pain. I hate mental images of bleeding penises.

    But I've got to say, good for him that now he can't have children. They're hell anyway. Also, I don't get the parents' argument of making him a girl instead of a useless boy. He would be just as "useless" as a girl, right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:30 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    DAMN,why did I read this?I feel uneasy when I fap now......

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:09 22/02/2013 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are too young to be here! Get out!

    Avatar of あずにゃん大好き
    19:28 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I`d get gender reassignment if they`d ever have to amputate mine, I mean, what use is it being a man without a dick...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:29 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if im not wrong, without penis they cant make sensible parts of vagina when u become woman, so either way ur doomed

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:09 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I had no idea that this was possible. I don't know if I should be laughing or crying right now!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:58 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "useless penis-less male" - I do not know, if it is not a discrimination. The value of a human being is not determined in it's reproductive capability.
    No one is useless in this world!
    Moreover, parents were so stupid to keep porn on a computer, that a child could watch and use... They should rethink everything anew instead of turning this boy into a girl, what will bring A LOT OF TROUBLES for him in the future and will not return his reproductive capabilities.
    Moreover, a child of such stupid parents should be like this: childless. This is the normal law of evolution - stupidity genes should never propagate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:51 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Howly Shit!!!
    Fuck that.
    I started masturbating like in six years. when I discovered an antient collection of porn mags.
    Thank god my penis is allright:-)
    Or thanks to all bodyhairs :-D it wasnt so intense.
    I feel so sorry for this boy.
    He will never experience the joy of hentai :-(

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:58 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "They collapsed in tears, lamenting his future inability to have children."

    I hope someone tells them that they could get sperm from the testicles and artificially inseminate a woman. Of course, finding a wife without a penis might be troublesome (although some woman might prefer that).

    "They are said to considering the possibility of having him surgically altered into a “female” rather than deal with the prospect of a useless penis-less male child."

    Wow, what ignorance.

    "who enjoyed watching “Sailor Moon.” "

    Don't tell Equality Now, they'll use this to ban all anime/manga, not just the hentai. Of course, EQ's goal is to castrate all men anyway, so maybe they should support this method.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:17 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "I hope someone tells them that they could get sperm from the testicles" - Anon

    He couldn't produce he was 4 dumbass

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:39 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "He couldn't produce he was 4 dumbass"

    In the >future<, dummass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:22 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    poor kid, his stupid father should hide his porn better. Although I dont agree with sex changes, for his sake, I think it would be best.

    Avatar of Hyra911
    Comment by Hyra911
    01:47 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For his sake, change his sex and never let he know he was once a boy. A man who lost his manhood is no longer a man anymore.

    Avatar of Chen-04
    Comment by Chen-04
    22:00 16/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, add insult to injury, will you? It's not like gender is something you can just teach.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:20 02/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol i started at 11, but yeah...he couldn't wait 6-7 more years? well i would kill myself if i was that kid

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:01 20/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Did penis died?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:19 10/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is a fake news article.
    You are deceived by those silly HK people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:28 04/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Huh, looks like something that could only happen in some kind of "gender bender" kind of doujinshi or manga. Sounds interesting!









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