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A 112-year man has taken a 17-year-old girl as his wife in a supposedly consenting Islamic marriage.

The man, a resident of lawless and largely Islamic Somalia, is 112 years old, having had 5 wives (several of whom he has outlived) and 13 children, but apparently felt the need for one more.

His wife is a 17-year-old girl from the same village as him.

The man claims his new wife gave her consent:

“I didn’t force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love; and then we agreed to marry.”

His latest wife joins a rather extensive clan – the man reportedly has 114 children or grandchildren, some as old as 80. He expresses a desire for more from his new wife.

However, at 112 his interests in marrying her seem as much pragmatic as sexual:

“It is a blessing to have someone you love to take care of you.”

We do not hear what the bride thinks of all this.

Although many Islamic countries actively encourage or passively tolerate “marriages” of extremely young girls to much older men, it should be noted that such a marriage would be perfectly legal in a number of western countries, though of course the validity of her consent might still be wondered at in a nation where women enjoy next to no rights and female genital mutilation is routine…

Via the BBC.



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    169 Comments
    Comment by ILoveTsundere
    10:17 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well....

    I guess it's ok.

    Comment by Kir Royal
    10:34 30/10/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    wow a 17 year old wants to marry a really really old dude...? he's either rich or looks very young....

    Comment by HyperKnuckles99
    10:44 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    If it was another country it would definitively be the former.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:28 30/10/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    The man is just a natural pimp.

    Bitches just be jealous.

    Comment by Koroshiya
    12:40 30/10/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Dude, 114 (grand)children and still climbing? This man is a fucking legend!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:14 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    He will die when he does it with the girl

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:16 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.8)

    A lot of men would be a legend if there wasn't something called "birth control". This guy just happened to be born in a country where life is shit when you're a woman, that's all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:23 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    MUTEN ROSHI IS THAT YOU?

    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    19:19 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    112 years of accumulated sexual experience. Such a man can control bitches just by using his penis like a joystick.

    Comment by k
    20:22 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    +1 Cockstick

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:07 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He must be Sean Connery of the Middle East.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:25 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How could a 112 year olds fart possibly look young?

    There must be something wrong with your imaginary ability.

    Comment by Hanverse
    14:40 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol yea i was about to say.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:37 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Bitches doesn't know about Muten Rōshi aka Kame Sennin.

    Comment by Domo-Kun
    13:12 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Oh Come on, Obviously he's richer than she.
    I would totally marry a wealthy 112 year old.
    There is no way he can still get it up, and they don't have oral sex in Somolia, so you can bet she barely has to put out ever.
    Once he's dead, you're part of a well off family and you never have to marry any other old guy.
    I think this girl would jump at the chance to give consent.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:18 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh, you will be surprised by his prowess. Maybe. I mean, you are looking at someone who has enough children and grandchildren to start a private army.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:47 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe that is the long term goal?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:51 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course a woman would think this. It's always about the money.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:30 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/6408144/grandfather-marries-teen

    Doesn't look too old considering his age I suppose. Both look unappealing in my eyes

    Comment by Miroku74
    17:25 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)


    “It is a blessing to have someone you love to take care of you.”

    .......

    Can you say 'creepy cradle-robbing old fart'? What was he doing? Watchng the girl grow up and biding his time?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:32 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait did she really have a choice?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:53 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Check the BBC link below, it has their picture.
    If you can't find it, here :
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8331136.stm

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:46 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's no way he's 112.. He's like 80 at most

    Comment by Templa
    23:26 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    rich for sure xD

    Comment by Schrobby
    05:04 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That guy is my hero!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:52 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    not to mention she has her clit chopped off

    Comment by Olias
    10:58 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Sick, but 99% likely to be true.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:59 30/10/2009 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    I would be raging if I were attracted to coloured girls.

    Fortunately I am not, so props to the guy who managed to live his dream.

    Just stay away from the 17 year old whites and asians.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    no, cats and 2D ftw

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:33 30/10/2009 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    And apparently "asians" aren't considered coloured.
    Last time I checked, most of asia is brown as fuck, with the only micheal jackson bleached ones being from korea and northern japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:02 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And stay away from Sankaku Complex, with their ASIAN GRAVURE PICS, you FUCKING RETARDED HYPOCRITE!!!!

    Comment by MasterYuke
    10:18 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I didn't know a 112 year old person existed. props to him for getting to end his life happy.

    Comment by Mitsuo Kubo
    11:22 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Same, I haven't heard of anyone living that long till now.
    He must be pretty healthy to have lasted 112 years.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:17 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considered that he's about to marry on that age again, yeah, even more.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:20 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Maybe the secret to his success was doing it that many times?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:08 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somalia is known to have an excellent health care system and was world leader in handing out birth certficates back in the 19th century.

    Yeah right...

    Comment by Driznit
    10:19 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I'm more amazed by his age than the fact he's marrying a 17 year old. He might actually have a willing marriage, marrying him would bring a great deal of respect, as she would have over 80 children/grand children and he is probably respected in the community, because of his age.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:37 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    there is also the issue of some of the grandchildren and great grandchildren being older than her.

    Trust me, it does NOT workout well.

    Comment by Neonie
    10:19 30/10/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    Well..um...if she wants to I guess... eh.. I got nothing.

    Comment by Pandemonia
    10:20 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    'The man reportedly has 114 children or grandchildren, some as old as 80. He expresses a desire for more from his new wife.'

    At 112 i should think he'll be sterile by now.

    Comment by 女中 あゆ
    10:41 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He don't had many hobbies besides making babies as it seems...

    Comment by Niwa
    10:21 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Holy Fuck!

    Comment by Niwa
    10:32 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and by that I mean to his age.

    Comment by Cerenado
    10:23 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    So umm is he still able to get her pregnant? Or is she more like his personal maid or something?

    Comment by basilio
    12:08 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Why can't it be both?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:16 30/10/2009 # ! Bad (-0.4)

    By God, you guys are so ignorants (Americans probably).

    Men are fertile until 120yo, so fucking YES, he can still make babies! Just never smoke and drink shit.

    So far the record is 113yo:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/20/world/asia/20tanabe.html

    If you want to die sooner, just continue to drink shit like coke and pepsi, eat shit-macburgers, etc.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:26 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Man's taking the word lolicon to a whole new level like that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:08 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or suck my cock, like the good anon here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:02 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The record is 122, Jeanne Louise Calment from France, apparently.

    Comment by LockCoated
    10:25 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So... Umm.... Poor girl?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:07 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's pretty much what I was thinking.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:02 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    no one cares about ugly chicks

    Comment by knux03
    10:27 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    "He was found dead after he rape the innocent girl" :D

    Comment by MasterYuke
    10:40 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    this was not in China.

    Comment by mako
    10:28 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Lucky bastard. I envy him.

    Comment by Hugegnome
    10:32 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Have you even seen her picture?

    Comment by mako
    10:38 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I envy his circumstances not his looks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:19 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And mind telling me what are you doing with his looks then?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:26 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He said "HER picture", close though, you were only one gender off. Better luck next time when you choose a mating partner.

    Comment by mako
    11:58 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I find this image of an old man to be oddy appealing to my current definition of "cool" and "funny".

    Comment by Endeavor
    12:15 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I am pretty sure that hugegnome used the words "her picture" to refer to the 17 year old girl, not the looks of the 112 year old man... omho though.

    Comment by Y0k41
    10:33 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wow....114 kids/grand kids...he must've lived a nice harem life...

    Comment by Nescio
    11:12 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ...which would be even more wonderful, if he were into incest...

    Comment by Endersgame
    12:08 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Psh, that's nothing my Great Grandfather had somewhere in the vicinity of 500 Grandchildren and that's just Grandchildren. Mind you he was a polygamist, but still that's a lot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    We're not impressed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Endersgame: Good old LDS. Polygamy is good, there's not a single place in the Bible where it's forbidden, except for church leaders because they should be too busy doing other things to satisfy multiple wives.

    Comment by child_of_lileth
    10:28 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    At first I thought that sounded a little extreme, but I try to be open minded about other cultures. I guess, if she was okay with it and all, it's okay.

    Comment by mako
    10:31 30/10/2009 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    That picture is pure win too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:33 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's Somalia, we should be happy they still can do peaceful marriages

    Comment by smorki
    10:34 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd really like to know the girl's opinion on this.

    Sure, forceful tradition and rigid family values might have played their part... but I'm half Lebanese, and grew up hearing stories from my great-grandmothers who were proud to be married to (much) older men at a young age. They felt like their husbands were well-respected patrons of their community, and fathering a large family also meant that they had significant power. So I don't think I can form an opinion just yet.

    Comment by j
    10:40 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sugar Daddy to the max

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:33 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sugar great-great Granddaddy

    Comment by Canadane
    10:43 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    When you live past 112, who has any right to uestion you?
    Plus, I'm sure she'll get some sort of inheritance within a few days.

    Comment by kamanashi
    11:18 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He may already be dead. Cardiac arrest after she got naked for him.

    Though, that makes me wonder, can you jack off a freshly dead body? If someone was freaky enough to do that, I don't really want to know the answer.

    Comment by mako
    12:00 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    AS long as the blood is flowing you can still jerk off the body. But you have to be quick you only get like 5 or so minutes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:20 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Expect not only sperm to come out of it.

    Comment by Gitami
    10:43 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Were this in the west we'd be debating about her reasons for marrying him and possibly betting on how long before he keels over.

    Comment by HyperKnuckles99
    10:47 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    "having had 5 wives (several of whom he has outlived)"
    Wonder if he'll outlive this one as well.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Is that a challenge?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:48 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Forget about 112.... I hope I'm as pimp as this guy when I'm 80!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:48 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    the girl probaly know he gonna die in a few years, so shes like: "what the hell? why not?"

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:23 03/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is what I am thinking. She probably doesn't have that much of a choice of who she can marry, and is being pressured to get hitched, so even if he's intollerable, she'll be rid of him soon enough.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:50 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    This man... is one of life's winners.

    Right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:33 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    “I didn’t force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love."

    I'd call that a winner.

    Comment by izu taisa
    10:54 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    stupid somalia didnt have enough young man its look like

    Comment by Nescio
    10:59 30/10/2009 # ! Good (+0.4)

    This man has realized Onizuka's dream five times in a row.

    Comment by mlhelix
    10:59 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Greatest Pimp in the World Decides to Settle Down With One More!" :3

    Sorry, actually, not much to say on this topic. Especially since we get no word from the woman.

    Comment by Misaka Mikoto
    11:03 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He can still get it up?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:05 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    112 and a desire to produce yet more children... There's erectile aids and all that, but you'd think the physical act itself would be too great a strain.

    Comment by s0mething
    11:07 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Being able to live to that age and still getting chicks, that is one lucky guy. its

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:14 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that is one sick guy

    Comment by mix
    11:24 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i get the feeling that he is quite "healthy", if you know what i mean.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:25 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The guy is sick? THE GUY?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:16 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't worry, he'll be dead soon

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:21 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    That old man in the picture looks so hot...I fap to him.

    Comment by mako
    12:01 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oddly enough I find him attractive as well...

    Comment by MaidNiac
    12:08 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice avatar... oh wait.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:22 30/10/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    Wow, thanks Artefuck...er fact, I mean... Been a while that SC actually got something that I can fap to. AWESOME!!! (^v^)b

    Comment by destructorv2
    11:23 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...i dun care... he lives at 112 is impressive, he better remember that he has 5 wives though, maybe he keeps forgetting that he has a wife and remarry again. HA!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:31 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I bet Equality Now will be the maid of honor in exchange for a large "donation". They can then arrest any of the wedding guests that take a picture of the bride getting kissed for lolicon.

    A win win situation..I am just trying to figure as a guy how to get into this lucrative racket.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:39 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Artefact missed the best quote from the BBC article:

    "Mr Dore said he and his bride - who is young enough to be his great-great-grand-daughter - were from the same village in Somalia and that HE HAD WAITED FOR HER TO GROW UP to propose."

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:41 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Bah, more extreme Muslim bullshit. I doubt she wanted to marry him, she just submitted like all the other Muslim women are taught.

    Also:
    How the hell does a dude living in Somalia, THIRD-WORLD SOMALIA, live to be 112?

    Comment by Tex_Arcana
    12:00 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lip service to the gods of Irony.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:36 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Like some other posters, I have my doubts as to how old he really is, especially after seeing the photo. Don't forget that in the West, once people get older they sometimes lie about their age and pretend to be younger. In cultures where age is associated with wisdom and therefore respected, people may well pretend to be older.

    11:47 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jesus Christ, can he even make his dick stand up anymore?!

    Comment by Faker Faux
    11:47 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Do you know why the UNICEF and Equality Now does not interfere with Islamic countries?
    Cuz they are afraid of the consequences.
    So it is better to deal with Japan and defend the rights of 2D childrens.

    I hope to reach that age and have the kind of life of that man(removing the part of Islam).

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:50 30/10/2009 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Islam is a shitty, retarded religion and Islamic countries need to be nuked into oblivion.

    Comment by hasegawamiki
    11:54 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wooooooow, that jiji is GOD or something.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    12:06 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well,it won't be that long until he dies and she inherits at least quarter of the guy's property..

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:24 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Including children and grandchildren.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:49 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That depends on his will. He could leave everything to other people, in which case she would get nothing. The entitlement she has under Islamic law is 1/8th of what's left _after_ his funeral expenses, debts, and bequests have been paid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 30/10/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    Wait! So a 17 yo girl is gunna marry a 112 yo man. That's stupid in itself. Imagine what the 80 yo kids are gunna react, their feelings should be taken into consideration. Imagine being a 80 sum son/daughter and a 17 yo old mom. Do they call her "mommy"? Or just call her "dads new slut".

    If I were here I'd trip his old ass down the stairs and collect his inheritance before he ever tried to screw me. Hell, the courts would probably find her inoccent becuz of course in their eyes a woman isn't smart enuf to kill a man.

    Comment by ettz
    12:10 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All I know for sure is that I'd
    never in my life marry an old ass.
    I highly doubt the girl "loves" him.
    How could she possibly love him, really.
    I don't get those Islamic weirdos haha.
    But oh well, her choice...maybe?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:13 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow... he wins? 0.0"
    How did he use love to persuade her i wonder.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:25 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Remember that he has lived for 112 years. He has plenty of experiences. In bed. He probably knows moves that even the Kamasutra doesn't illustrate.

    Comment by takarada
    12:15 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    he is not 112, he is probably 92. They wouldn't have good records there.

    Most guys that age can't get it up. She will be out playing the field in a few years time. Girls get horny also

    Comment by Fonzer
    12:15 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    112 year old man with alot of expirience at his age.

    I congratulate him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guys continue to produce sperm until we're dead.
    In a fifty years, he can start his own country,

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:26 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And scary thing is, he might actually live that long. Perhaps starting his own country, or rather, TAKING SOMALIA is his plan all along?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:20 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if anything hes going to die like next week

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:21 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yaranaika?

    Comment by Dorion
    12:25 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As opposed to countries like the US where male genital mutilation is routine?

    Comment by Fapping Time
    12:26 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that picture screams PIMP!!!

    Comment by Poyo The Great
    12:49 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's why they call love is blind. You never knew who would you marry. I guess there's nothing wrong if the girl agreed to marry this man. He's a 112 year old man! Just think about how good his technique is!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:26 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You and I think alike.

    Comment by motaku96
    12:50 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe the girls marrying for money. He probably doesn't have that long to live anyway. Though with that many descendants, she'd have to work her way up.

    Comment by Kazu_Akuma
    12:59 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, Kanako Ohno saw the OP and just came on herself. Are there any Oyajicons on Sankaku Complex?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:01 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    OMG ITS THE COCKMONGLER!!!!

    Comment by Trepiz
    13:13 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow i didn't know people with aids could live that long.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:20 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe the old guy was a Pirate..

    Somolia Pirates! X3

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:26 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the age difference is mindblowing...nearly a fucking century apart

    Comment by T.T.Kh
    13:56 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    this is madness

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:09 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:10 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Century Old man gets a Caek... Although whether it is delicious is left unknown. :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:32 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sick but if the both sides is fine with it then I guess it's ok......

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:38 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is one of those january/march of the following year romances

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:48 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The only think I can think is "Viagra"

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:53 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahaha sick porn

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:50 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Picture looks like an older Shusaku without the towel on his shoulder...lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:59 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I get the feeling she won't have to worry about getting raped, since I doubt he has the stamina to get it up at that age.

    Comment by Barbarian of Gor
    16:08 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I salute this man!!!
    He's gotta be the tribal chief or something!

    This is where men have it good, because you can die in bed at a ripe old age of 99+ humping twin virgin girls just into puberty and give both of them strong sons or daughters! On the other hand, if a woman lets herself get pregnant past 40, she risks giving birth to a... "Exceptional"... "Person"...

    And, there's an old phrase from before the "Modern women who seek to destroy men" got social influence: "Better to be an old man's Dandy than a young man's slave..."

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:35 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what i want to know is how a somalian lives to 112 years of age. now thats a fucking miracle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:34 30/10/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    if you look at his hand it means ur gay right? or he gets to punch u or something.

    Comment by Ninsheart
    17:45 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, he's certainly fulfilled the mission of reproducing for survivability of the race.

    Comment by Kyo
    19:31 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's really gross!
    But I can see where he's coming from. If I were an elderly guy, I wouldn't want a nasty ol' nurse taking care of me, I'd want a young, good-looking girl. xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:41 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I find it funny that you call it "female genital mutilation". No one in the great US of A seems to have a problem with make genital mutilation, hypocrisy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:06 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too old, he should have looked for younger girls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:21 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    十八新娘八十郎,苍苍白发对红妆。鸳鸯被里成双夜,一树梨花压海棠。

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:37 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    好湿好湿!

    Comment by Crude Reality
    21:03 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe he wish to die while in bed with his new wife LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:15 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    how did he live this long without superpowers?
    isn't the life expectancy like 28 there?

    Comment by Manjix
    21:26 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want to be like that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:48 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I find the picture more interesting than the story. Takakazu Abe, is that you? ウホッ! いい男・・・

    Comment by tingle
    22:07 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Islam = lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:41 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This man is a clearly a god.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:46 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    or he will be proof that god does not exist once he lives past 120

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:51 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's not like it's going to bother the girl for very much of her life, though if he's already 112, then I guess that's a sign that he's doing things right.

    Comment by Hyra911
    03:41 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Having sex regularly with bunch of obedient wives surely healthy, if you aren't Islamite, you hardly have that kind of experience.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:54 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The guy's got 3 more years to break a world record (if that Gertrude Barnes person dies this year)and he's concerned about getting married?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:43 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gertrude Baines died on Sept 11th. Kama Chinen is the oldest woman (114) and Walter Breuning is the oldest man (113.) Of course, these are just the people we know of. There are probably some 146 year olds in some jungle somewhere, healthy as can be...

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:31 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What can I say? The man wins at life. While the rest of us can only tearfully jerk off at 17 year-olds, he's BANGING one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:32 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I believe the correct term for that 17 year old is "gold digger"

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    22:51 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lucky fucking bastard...

    Comment by necrorise
    23:10 31/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    its in islamic costume ,,, i think the old dude's freaking rich ,,, has already 5 wives hahaha

    Comment by Hyra911
    03:29 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now who wouldn't want to take that old man's place. I once thought that Somalia is a terrible place, guess I was wrong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:03 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, the girl has said she is looking forward to it because them an is a very respected person, as he has survived through several occupations and fought for the freedom of his country."

    It's first time I find something inaccurate on Sankaku.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:34 01/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There are plenty of stories regarding Islam recently, Is this a very Islamophobic website?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:09 02/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Islamophobic is not a word, to be homophobic is to have an irrational fear of homosexuality.

    Tell me is there anything irrational about fearing Islam? Whens the last time you saw a gay guy blow up a building, because he was so obssessed with being gay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:15 11/12/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is.. WRONG.

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