112-Year-Old Man Weds 17-Year-Old Girl
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Oct 30, 2009 10:15 JST
- Tags: Africa, Bizarre, Islam, Marriage, Relationships, Slavery, Somalia
A 112-year man has taken a 17-year-old girl as his wife in a supposedly consenting Islamic marriage.
The man, a resident of lawless and largely Islamic Somalia, is 112 years old, having had 5 wives (several of whom he has outlived) and 13 children, but apparently felt the need for one more.
His wife is a 17-year-old girl from the same village as him.
The man claims his new wife gave her consent:
“I didn’t force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love; and then we agreed to marry.”
His latest wife joins a rather extensive clan – the man reportedly has 114 children or grandchildren, some as old as 80. He expresses a desire for more from his new wife.
However, at 112 his interests in marrying her seem as much pragmatic as sexual:
“It is a blessing to have someone you love to take care of you.”
We do not hear what the bride thinks of all this.
Although many Islamic countries actively encourage or passively tolerate “marriages” of extremely young girls to much older men, it should be noted that such a marriage would be perfectly legal in a number of western countries, though of course the validity of her consent might still be wondered at in a nation where women enjoy next to no rights and female genital mutilation is routine…
Via the BBC.








Well....
I guess it's ok.
wow a 17 year old wants to marry a really really old dude...? he's either rich or looks very young....
If it was another country it would definitively be the former.
The man is just a natural pimp.
Bitches just be jealous.
Dude, 114 (grand)children and still climbing? This man is a fucking legend!
He will die when he does it with the girl
A lot of men would be a legend if there wasn't something called "birth control". This guy just happened to be born in a country where life is shit when you're a woman, that's all.
MUTEN ROSHI IS THAT YOU?
112 years of accumulated sexual experience. Such a man can control bitches just by using his penis like a joystick.
+1 Cockstick
He must be Sean Connery of the Middle East.
How could a 112 year olds fart possibly look young?
There must be something wrong with your imaginary ability.
lol yea i was about to say.
Bitches doesn't know about Muten Rōshi aka Kame Sennin.
Oh Come on, Obviously he's richer than she.
I would totally marry a wealthy 112 year old.
There is no way he can still get it up, and they don't have oral sex in Somolia, so you can bet she barely has to put out ever.
Once he's dead, you're part of a well off family and you never have to marry any other old guy.
I think this girl would jump at the chance to give consent.
Oh, you will be surprised by his prowess. Maybe. I mean, you are looking at someone who has enough children and grandchildren to start a private army.
Maybe that is the long term goal?
Of course a woman would think this. It's always about the money.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/6408144/grandfather-marries-teen
Doesn't look too old considering his age I suppose. Both look unappealing in my eyes
.......
Can you say 'creepy cradle-robbing old fart'? What was he doing? Watchng the girl grow up and biding his time?
Wait did she really have a choice?
Check the BBC link below, it has their picture.
If you can't find it, here :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8331136.stm
There's no way he's 112.. He's like 80 at most
rich for sure xD
That guy is my hero!
not to mention she has her clit chopped off
Sick, but 99% likely to be true.
I would be raging if I were attracted to coloured girls.
Fortunately I am not, so props to the guy who managed to live his dream.
Just stay away from the 17 year old whites and asians.
no, cats and 2D ftw
And apparently "asians" aren't considered coloured.
Last time I checked, most of asia is brown as fuck, with the only micheal jackson bleached ones being from korea and northern japan.
And stay away from Sankaku Complex, with their ASIAN GRAVURE PICS, you FUCKING RETARDED HYPOCRITE!!!!
I didn't know a 112 year old person existed. props to him for getting to end his life happy.
Same, I haven't heard of anyone living that long till now.
He must be pretty healthy to have lasted 112 years.
Considered that he's about to marry on that age again, yeah, even more.
Maybe the secret to his success was doing it that many times?
Somalia is known to have an excellent health care system and was world leader in handing out birth certficates back in the 19th century.
Yeah right...
I'm more amazed by his age than the fact he's marrying a 17 year old. He might actually have a willing marriage, marrying him would bring a great deal of respect, as she would have over 80 children/grand children and he is probably respected in the community, because of his age.
there is also the issue of some of the grandchildren and great grandchildren being older than her.
Trust me, it does NOT workout well.
Well..um...if she wants to I guess... eh.. I got nothing.
'The man reportedly has 114 children or grandchildren, some as old as 80. He expresses a desire for more from his new wife.'
At 112 i should think he'll be sterile by now.
He don't had many hobbies besides making babies as it seems...
Holy Fuck!
and by that I mean to his age.
So umm is he still able to get her pregnant? Or is she more like his personal maid or something?
Why can't it be both?
By God, you guys are so ignorants (Americans probably).
Men are fertile until 120yo, so fucking YES, he can still make babies! Just never smoke and drink shit.
So far the record is 113yo:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/20/world/asia/20tanabe.html
If you want to die sooner, just continue to drink shit like coke and pepsi, eat shit-macburgers, etc.
Man's taking the word lolicon to a whole new level like that.
Or suck my cock, like the good anon here.
The record is 122, Jeanne Louise Calment from France, apparently.
So... Umm.... Poor girl?
That's pretty much what I was thinking.....
no one cares about ugly chicks
"He was found dead after he rape the innocent girl" :D
this was not in China.
Lucky bastard. I envy him.
Have you even seen her picture?
I envy his circumstances not his looks.
And mind telling me what are you doing with his looks then?
He said "HER picture", close though, you were only one gender off. Better luck next time when you choose a mating partner.
I find this image of an old man to be oddy appealing to my current definition of "cool" and "funny".
I am pretty sure that hugegnome used the words "her picture" to refer to the 17 year old girl, not the looks of the 112 year old man... omho though.
Wow....114 kids/grand kids...he must've lived a nice harem life...
...which would be even more wonderful, if he were into incest...
Psh, that's nothing my Great Grandfather had somewhere in the vicinity of 500 Grandchildren and that's just Grandchildren. Mind you he was a polygamist, but still that's a lot.
We're not impressed.
@Endersgame: Good old LDS. Polygamy is good, there's not a single place in the Bible where it's forbidden, except for church leaders because they should be too busy doing other things to satisfy multiple wives.
At first I thought that sounded a little extreme, but I try to be open minded about other cultures. I guess, if she was okay with it and all, it's okay.
That picture is pure win too.
It's Somalia, we should be happy they still can do peaceful marriages
I'd really like to know the girl's opinion on this.
Sure, forceful tradition and rigid family values might have played their part... but I'm half Lebanese, and grew up hearing stories from my great-grandmothers who were proud to be married to (much) older men at a young age. They felt like their husbands were well-respected patrons of their community, and fathering a large family also meant that they had significant power. So I don't think I can form an opinion just yet.
Sugar Daddy to the max
Sugar great-great Granddaddy
When you live past 112, who has any right to uestion you?
Plus, I'm sure she'll get some sort of inheritance within a few days.
He may already be dead. Cardiac arrest after she got naked for him.
Though, that makes me wonder, can you jack off a freshly dead body? If someone was freaky enough to do that, I don't really want to know the answer.
AS long as the blood is flowing you can still jerk off the body. But you have to be quick you only get like 5 or so minutes.
Expect not only sperm to come out of it.
Were this in the west we'd be debating about her reasons for marrying him and possibly betting on how long before he keels over.
"having had 5 wives (several of whom he has outlived)"
Wonder if he'll outlive this one as well.
Is that a challenge?
Forget about 112.... I hope I'm as pimp as this guy when I'm 80!
the girl probaly know he gonna die in a few years, so shes like: "what the hell? why not?"
This is what I am thinking. She probably doesn't have that much of a choice of who she can marry, and is being pressured to get hitched, so even if he's intollerable, she'll be rid of him soon enough.
This man... is one of life's winners.
Right?
“I didn’t force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love."
I'd call that a winner.
stupid somalia didnt have enough young man its look like
This man has realized Onizuka's dream five times in a row.
"Greatest Pimp in the World Decides to Settle Down With One More!" :3
Sorry, actually, not much to say on this topic. Especially since we get no word from the woman.
He can still get it up?
112 and a desire to produce yet more children... There's erectile aids and all that, but you'd think the physical act itself would be too great a strain.
Being able to live to that age and still getting chicks, that is one lucky guy. its
that is one sick guy
i get the feeling that he is quite "healthy", if you know what i mean.
The guy is sick? THE GUY?
Don't worry, he'll be dead soon
That old man in the picture looks so hot...I fap to him.
Oddly enough I find him attractive as well...
Nice avatar... oh wait.
Wow, thanks Artefuck...er fact, I mean... Been a while that SC actually got something that I can fap to. AWESOME!!! (^v^)b
...i dun care... he lives at 112 is impressive, he better remember that he has 5 wives though, maybe he keeps forgetting that he has a wife and remarry again. HA!
I bet Equality Now will be the maid of honor in exchange for a large "donation". They can then arrest any of the wedding guests that take a picture of the bride getting kissed for lolicon.
A win win situation..I am just trying to figure as a guy how to get into this lucrative racket.
Artefact missed the best quote from the BBC article:
"Mr Dore said he and his bride - who is young enough to be his great-great-grand-daughter - were from the same village in Somalia and that HE HAD WAITED FOR HER TO GROW UP to propose."
Bah, more extreme Muslim bullshit. I doubt she wanted to marry him, she just submitted like all the other Muslim women are taught.
Also:
How the hell does a dude living in Somalia, THIRD-WORLD SOMALIA, live to be 112?
Lip service to the gods of Irony.
Like some other posters, I have my doubts as to how old he really is, especially after seeing the photo. Don't forget that in the West, once people get older they sometimes lie about their age and pretend to be younger. In cultures where age is associated with wisdom and therefore respected, people may well pretend to be older.
Jesus Christ, can he even make his dick stand up anymore?!
Do you know why the UNICEF and Equality Now does not interfere with Islamic countries?
Cuz they are afraid of the consequences.
So it is better to deal with Japan and defend the rights of 2D childrens.
I hope to reach that age and have the kind of life of that man(removing the part of Islam).
Islam is a shitty, retarded religion and Islamic countries need to be nuked into oblivion.
wooooooow, that jiji is GOD or something.
Well,it won't be that long until he dies and she inherits at least quarter of the guy's property..
Including children and grandchildren.
That depends on his will. He could leave everything to other people, in which case she would get nothing. The entitlement she has under Islamic law is 1/8th of what's left _after_ his funeral expenses, debts, and bequests have been paid.
Wait! So a 17 yo girl is gunna marry a 112 yo man. That's stupid in itself. Imagine what the 80 yo kids are gunna react, their feelings should be taken into consideration. Imagine being a 80 sum son/daughter and a 17 yo old mom. Do they call her "mommy"? Or just call her "dads new slut".
If I were here I'd trip his old ass down the stairs and collect his inheritance before he ever tried to screw me. Hell, the courts would probably find her inoccent becuz of course in their eyes a woman isn't smart enuf to kill a man.
All I know for sure is that I'd
never in my life marry an old ass.
I highly doubt the girl "loves" him.
How could she possibly love him, really.
I don't get those Islamic weirdos haha.
But oh well, her choice...maybe?
wow... he wins? 0.0"
How did he use love to persuade her i wonder.
Remember that he has lived for 112 years. He has plenty of experiences. In bed. He probably knows moves that even the Kamasutra doesn't illustrate.
he is not 112, he is probably 92. They wouldn't have good records there.
Most guys that age can't get it up. She will be out playing the field in a few years time. Girls get horny also
112 year old man with alot of expirience at his age.
I congratulate him.
Guys continue to produce sperm until we're dead.
In a fifty years, he can start his own country,
And scary thing is, he might actually live that long. Perhaps starting his own country, or rather, TAKING SOMALIA is his plan all along?
if anything hes going to die like next week
Yaranaika?
As opposed to countries like the US where male genital mutilation is routine?
that picture screams PIMP!!!
That's why they call love is blind. You never knew who would you marry. I guess there's nothing wrong if the girl agreed to marry this man. He's a 112 year old man! Just think about how good his technique is!!!!
You and I think alike.
Maybe the girls marrying for money. He probably doesn't have that long to live anyway. Though with that many descendants, she'd have to work her way up.
Lol, Kanako Ohno saw the OP and just came on herself. Are there any Oyajicons on Sankaku Complex?
OMG ITS THE COCKMONGLER!!!!
wow i didn't know people with aids could live that long.
maybe the old guy was a Pirate..
Somolia Pirates! X3
the age difference is mindblowing...nearly a fucking century apart
this is madness
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
Century Old man gets a Caek... Although whether it is delicious is left unknown. :)
Sick but if the both sides is fine with it then I guess it's ok......
this is one of those january/march of the following year romances
The only think I can think is "Viagra"
hahaha sick porn
Picture looks like an older Shusaku without the towel on his shoulder...lol
I get the feeling she won't have to worry about getting raped, since I doubt he has the stamina to get it up at that age.
I salute this man!!!
He's gotta be the tribal chief or something!
This is where men have it good, because you can die in bed at a ripe old age of 99+ humping twin virgin girls just into puberty and give both of them strong sons or daughters! On the other hand, if a woman lets herself get pregnant past 40, she risks giving birth to a... "Exceptional"... "Person"...
And, there's an old phrase from before the "Modern women who seek to destroy men" got social influence: "Better to be an old man's Dandy than a young man's slave..."
what i want to know is how a somalian lives to 112 years of age. now thats a fucking miracle.
if you look at his hand it means ur gay right? or he gets to punch u or something.
Well, he's certainly fulfilled the mission of reproducing for survivability of the race.
That's really gross!
But I can see where he's coming from. If I were an elderly guy, I wouldn't want a nasty ol' nurse taking care of me, I'd want a young, good-looking girl. xD
I find it funny that you call it "female genital mutilation". No one in the great US of A seems to have a problem with make genital mutilation, hypocrisy.
Too old, he should have looked for younger girls.
十八新娘八十郎,苍苍白发对红妆。鸳鸯被里成双夜,一树梨花压海棠。
好湿好湿!
Maybe he wish to die while in bed with his new wife LOL
how did he live this long without superpowers?
isn't the life expectancy like 28 there?
I want to be like that.
I find the picture more interesting than the story. Takakazu Abe, is that you? ウホッ! いい男・・・
Islam = lol
This man is a clearly a god.
or he will be proof that god does not exist once he lives past 120
It's not like it's going to bother the girl for very much of her life, though if he's already 112, then I guess that's a sign that he's doing things right.
Having sex regularly with bunch of obedient wives surely healthy, if you aren't Islamite, you hardly have that kind of experience.
The guy's got 3 more years to break a world record (if that Gertrude Barnes person dies this year)and he's concerned about getting married?
Gertrude Baines died on Sept 11th. Kama Chinen is the oldest woman (114) and Walter Breuning is the oldest man (113.) Of course, these are just the people we know of. There are probably some 146 year olds in some jungle somewhere, healthy as can be...
What can I say? The man wins at life. While the rest of us can only tearfully jerk off at 17 year-olds, he's BANGING one.
I believe the correct term for that 17 year old is "gold digger"
Lucky fucking bastard...
its in islamic costume ,,, i think the old dude's freaking rich ,,, has already 5 wives hahaha
Now who wouldn't want to take that old man's place. I once thought that Somalia is a terrible place, guess I was wrong.
Actually, the girl has said she is looking forward to it because them an is a very respected person, as he has survived through several occupations and fought for the freedom of his country."
It's first time I find something inaccurate on Sankaku.
There are plenty of stories regarding Islam recently, Is this a very Islamophobic website?
Islamophobic is not a word, to be homophobic is to have an irrational fear of homosexuality.
Tell me is there anything irrational about fearing Islam? Whens the last time you saw a gay guy blow up a building, because he was so obssessed with being gay.
This is.. WRONG.