A man charged with indecent exposure for making a cup of coffee naked in his kitchen faces a possible prison sentence.
The 29-year-old Virginia man was standing naked in his kitchen making a cup of coffee one morning when a woman and her 7-year-old son passed by his window and saw him.
Apparently upset at the harm done to her child, she reported the incident to police, who came running to arrest the deviant.
He admitted being naked in his own home:
“Yes I wasn’t wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me.”
However, the man, who himself has a young daughter, denies being a perverted fiend:
“I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid.
I never had a conversation with anyone, never saw anyone. Didn’t cross my mind, came and got coffee. I mean if I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen possibly it’s natural. It’s my kitchen.”
Police say he was arrested because they suspected him to be an exhibitionist.
If convicted he faces a fine and up to a year in prison; he denies the charges and is seeking redress from police.
Via the Telegraph.