Man Arrested for Being Seen Naked at Home
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Oct 25, 2009 07:50 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Crime, Exhibitionism, Police, USA, Virginia, Voyeurism
A man charged with indecent exposure for making a cup of coffee naked in his kitchen faces a possible prison sentence.
The 29-year-old Virginia man was standing naked in his kitchen making a cup of coffee one morning when a woman and her 7-year-old son passed by his window and saw him.
Apparently upset at the harm done to her child, she reported the incident to police, who came running to arrest the deviant.
He admitted being naked in his own home:
“Yes I wasn’t wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me.”
However, the man, who himself has a young daughter, denies being a perverted fiend:
“I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid.
I never had a conversation with anyone, never saw anyone. Didn’t cross my mind, came and got coffee. I mean if I stood and seemed comfortable in my kitchen possibly it’s natural. It’s my kitchen.”
Police say he was arrested because they suspected him to be an exhibitionist.
If convicted he faces a fine and up to a year in prison; he denies the charges and is seeking redress from police.
Via the Telegraph.









what is the world coming to
cant a man stand naked in his own home?
Somewhere between the end and the nothingness.
This is the SADDEST thing I've ever heard.
It's really going to come down to this.
Tha's why I'm paranoic and I alwas have my courtains closed.
Puru~ Puru~ Pururin~
Pipiru piru piru pipiru PENIS!
Good plan. Closed curtains thwart snipers.
+1 Anon 10:10
Awesome reference.
+666
This is what happens when women controls the government. And what the fuck is the woman doing in the early AM with her son, staring at someone else's property with a night-vision goggle?
That woman should be arrested, for being a voyuer
If he had the lights on inside, and it was dark outside, he would be clearly visible, but would not be able to see what was outside.
If it was an innocent thing, then he probably will just be warned to be more careful in the future. However, if they decide he was intentionally flashing people through his window so he can claim "innocence", then they'll throw the book at him.
Good luck to the guy.
This happened in MY state?!?!! F#$^@&%*#`%!!!
@13:30 - "This is what happens when women controls the government."
No this is what happens when IDIOTS control the government. Even assuming that women by nature shoulden't enjoy positions of power at one point in time they didn't - only MEN did. Now at one point in time the men in power started giving women more rights and power until we arrive at the current point in time where women can assert a certain amount of control over the government thus the problem - or rather the root of the problem is in fact idiots of any gender both those who obtain power and those who LET them.
Astaroth~
"That woman should be arrested, for being a voyuer"
This.
Also, if a man is naked in his own home, and a woman sees it, the man is a pervert. But if a woman is naked in her own home, and a man sees it, the man is still a pervert. What the fuck.
What's the fuck indeed!
That woman should definitely be the one arrested. Why the fuck was she looking in other peoples homes. Even if she was just passing by with her son, she must have had to get a good long look into that man's kitchen to see that he was completely naked. Plus where does she get off thinking that she should have him arrested for being naked in his own home? God I wish people like this would stop thinking that everyone is trying to corrupt their children because in reality their children aren't worth corrupting.
+1 for worthlessness
If you want to get technical, when you look at something, the light is coming to your eyes. Vision isn't something that you can project into someone else's home. But going by that pedantic explanation, there should be nothing wrong with peeping from your own or public property, because you're just viewing light waves that are right in front of your eyes, not invading anyone's privacy.
Though that would make this guy at fault for projecting his lightwaves of nakedness to a public area.
Seems like bullshit to me.
if anything, the lady is the one need to be arrested for being a peeping tom
You guys are all focusing your anger on the lady, which I can understand, she pisses me off to, but am I the only one who thinks it is alot worse, and alot weirder, and alot more provocative, that the guy can get a year in prison for this!? Once again, as always, I can only conclude that the US, and especially it's legal system, is fucked up beyond belief. Jesus Christ! Isn't there anything the people can do to stand up to this shit? How can you people let the Government do this kinda crap to your society? If I was born an American in the US, and I heard about alot of stuff like this, I would seriously have hijacked it out of there at the first opportunity if possible! I honestly wouldn't be able to live over there!
Um, Hello....
She was on about how this affected her 7year old son???? He's a boy for god's sake!!!!! I don't know how many times I saw my father naked or other men in the restroom or myself for that matter....
Was she afraid he would turn gay???? Stupid Bitch...
@Roku that is the max sentence for indecent exposure. He isn't going to get it. Hell he probably won't be brought to trial unless the DA knows something more than what is reported in this story. The cops were just doing their job too, following up on a report. I guarantee that if this is as innocent as it sounds, this will not make it to court. Also fuck you for bashing our legal system. At least we get trials, even for something as stupid as this. We could just go "oh you were seen naked by a child, OFF WITH HIS PENIS." but we don't. Everyone has a right to fair trial AND everyone has a right to have their complaint heard. So go fuck off in whatever the fuck shitty country you are in that probably doesn't protect your freedoms in any way.
Upon further reflection there is also something called criminal negligence, which brings to mind the old saying "Those that live in glass houses should not rock out with their cock out."
Doesn't protect our freedom in any way? I'l have you know my country is both one of the safest, and best country's to live in in the entire world, and we have some of the best rights and freedom of expression and religion ever. Our legal system is a bit to lax, as people tend to get off maybe a bit TOO easy from time to time, but I still feel that's better than in your country, where people get 20 years in prison for fucking nothing, and then end up worse when they get out than when they entered, instead of being rehabilitated, due to how messed up prison is over there.
And you can sue for any ridicilous thing in the US and win. If those retards who sued for burning themselves on a coffee mug, or killing their hamster in their microwave oven tried that shit over here, they would be laughed right out of court, and received a fine for wasting the court's time. And you have certain different laws in different states in your country, instead of having universal laws in the whole country, like everyone else. WTF is up with that!? That's retarded! People can get a Death Penalty (which is a fuckin' abomination) some places, and some places not! jeez!
And finally, and most importantly, the laws about guns in your country are beyond stupid. Most western democratic country's are smart enough to limit weapons for the common man only to hunting gear, and pistols and other weapons only for police and people with special rights to have one. In your country, getting a gun is easy as heck, and it is your constitutional right to own one to defend yourself, as you say, and you can shoot anyone who trespass on your property, mostly without having to check if they are actually dangerous first. Seeing as how you've allowed your country to become as violent as it has, the need to protect yourself is understandable, but to prevent it from becoming like that, you shouldn't have had such easy access to guns in the first place, and it only creates an evil circle, not to mention the "shoot first, ask questions later" policy in your homes is fuckin' ridicilous! And police send a fucking SWAT team just to get some damn robber, and pull a gun just to pull over a speeder. Christ. Did you know that of all western democratic country's in the world, when they checked the ammount of yearly murders the last time I paid attention, 2nd place had something over 200, while the US, in first place, had over 9000? No? Your country's legal system isn't fucked up? Ye, right. I suggest you kindly go fuck yourself.
Doesn't protect our freedom in any way? I'l have you know my country is both one of the safest, and best country's to live in in the entire world, and we have some of the best rights and freedom of expression and religion ever. Our legal system is a bit to lax, as people tend to get off maybe a bit TOO easy from time to time, but I still feel that's better than in your country, where people get 20 years in prison for fucking nothing, and then end up worse when they get out than when they entered, instead of being rehabilitated, due to how messed up prison is over there.
And you can sue for any ridicilous thing in the US and win. If those retards who sued for burning themselves on a coffee mug, or killing their hamster in their microwave oven tried that shit over here, they would be laughed right out of court, and received a fine for wasting the court's time. And you have certain different laws in different states in your country, instead of having universal laws in the whole country, like everyone else. WTF is up with that!? That's retarded! People can get a Death Penalty (which is a fuckin' abomination) some places, and some places not! jeez!
And finally, and most importantly, the laws about guns in your country are beyond stupid. Most western democratic country's are smart enough to limit weapons for the common man only to hunting gear, and pistols and other weapons only for police and people with special rights to have one. In your country, getting a gun is easy as heck, and it is your constitutional right to own one to defend yourself, as you say, and you can shoot anyone who trespass on your property, mostly without having to check if they are actually dangerous first.
Seeing as how you've allowed your country to become as violent as it has, the need to protect yourself is understandable, but to prevent it from becoming like that, you shouldn't have had such easy access to guns in the first place, and it only creates an evil circle, not to mention the "shoot first, ask questions later" policy in your homes is fuckin' ridicilous! And police send a fucking SWAT team just to get some damn robber, and pull a gun just to pull over a speeder. Christ.
And the reason I'm multiposting like this is because Sankaku won't let me post it all in one post. Too long I guess.
Dammit! Sankaku won't let me say the last part of what I want to say!
To make my point, Anon 03:53, did you know that out of all the western democratic country's in the world, last time I paid attention to such statistics (a few years ago now), the US had over 9000 murders that year, while 2nd place had only a little above 200? No? The US's legal system isn't fucked up? Ye, right. I suggest you kindly go fuck yourself.
The USA once again proved to be the most fucked up country in the world...
Glad someone agrees with me. Did you guys know that out of all the western democratic country's in the world, last time I paid attention to such statistics (a few years ago now), the US had over 9000 murders that year, while 2nd place had only a little above 200?
5AM: Woman looks in man's house while on HIS property; She and child see him naked... Calls police... Police arrest man/
5AM: Man looks in woman's house while on her property; He and child see her naked... Calls police... Police calls him a fucktard and tells him to stop wasting their time... Police decide to show up anyways... Police arrest man for peeping and being a 'Perverted Fiend'
Correct me if I'm wrong; but this is all just a load of bullshit, and it's just being fucking sexist and its not right
Also, men run the law?? I've heard that a lot, it's not men that run the law because men get hired for the law but women seduce the men and therefore women run the law! THAT'S BULLSHIT :[
It's beyond sad it's sickeningly wrong sad would have been he had to pay a $500 fine.
The moral right esp the Christian fundies who think being naked is a huge sin are the cancer that is killing America.
Really why did the waste of carbon atoms have her kid out at 5am anyway WTF is up with that.
There are no schools that start at 5am.
Hah 5 am? lawl @ American police. yes totally agree with you
lol she should be going to jail for teaching her kid to spy on neighbors...
Braaain damaaage... I would sue the one who saw him, just for the fun.
Why the hell would the kid be traumatised?? What the man has, the kid has!
Maybe he was Hung like a donkey
You people are fucking idiots, she has every right to have her kid out at 5 in the morning. There is no law against it. The police were just doing their jobs as well. Maybe she is a single mother and had to be at work at 6 am and was walking her kid to a friend's house so they could watch him while she was at work. If you look at it that way she sounds pretty goddamn responsible. Was it stupid for her to complain? yes. Was it stupid that the dude was standing in his kitchen butt naked with his curtains open? yes it was.
Anonymous 04:05:
Are you normal? I am not from US so i cant say which laws are there... but he was be in his house! Now seriously - she have right to walk in such time on street, but he have same right in that time to move from "his own" bed and go to "his own" kitchen and make "his own" coffe (now i write like retarted, but i am sure now that all was saw follow words: "his own"). Beside she, was walk on "street" and she was look on "someone else" window! Frankly - that is his house and not her... if person living in US dont have right for intimity, then laws are just ... ... eh, i dont know how i can call such laws. Now, can i install camera to her bathroom and report her for "nudity" because i and my children was saw her naked on screen of my PC??
that's just freaking preposterous, if a man can't stand in his own home schlong proud, then there is no freedom in the world, this is madness!
this is blasphemy!
This is SPARTAAA!
*kick*
the order is wrong.
whoever thought there was freedom should roflcopter away to that neverland...
This is not SPARTAAA, this is OVER !9000! of fools that believe in freedom and go with roflcopter to neverland.
That's America for ya.
You worthless fuck. If this had happened in the middle east, the man probably would have been stoned by now.
What? You dumb moron, the woman would've been stoned for voyorism ...
agreed
It wasn't mentioned in this particular article, but this took place at like 5am, it wasn't even broad daylight.
The woman should be arrested for walking her child that early in the morning. It needs rest.
It? lmao
Yes, children are delicate items. Be sure to water them occasionally too.
Mmmmm children
delicious...
Fap? OMG I didn't say it, it wasn't me it was the next Anon!
fap?
Not to mention that the woman and her child were walking through his yard.
Where the F*** was she taking her kid at that hour?
If a woman peeks through a man's window and sees him naked, the police arrest the man for being an exhibitionist. If a man peeks though a woman's window and sees her naked, the police arrest the man for being a voyeur. No hypocrisy here at all. You see, the man's crime wasn't being naked - it was being MALE.
@14:07 - I CONCUR!
@14:07 - You know, that makes a lot of sense. =\
Maybe there was no child,she could have brought up the child to make her excuse, did anyone check
Fapfapfapfap aaaaah! oh god, yesyesyesyesyesyes! YESSSSSSSSSSS! CHILDREN! YES!!!!!!!!!!! *ends fapping*
Wa...? Then no one is wondering why she and her child were wandering this late then?
Then, accuse her mother for having a lesbo affair with her child. :V
They mentioned the child was a boy which makes this even more stupid. I guess her child is going to be damaged if he looks down while naked then. I guess he should never be naked and take baths in his clothes and shit and piss blind folded.
Touche. Careful, kid. This is what you're going to look like in 30 years.
How dares he! Pervert!
AJAHAHAhA, U.S. trully is a fucked country!
You americans all are FUCKED!
and in ur country they're all depressed emo fags
fags who can be naked in their kitchens whenever the fuck they want, hell yeah
Fuck yeah!
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
fuck you america!
2012 fuckers!
Don't fuck America! Seriously their STD rates are almost if not just as bad as some third world countries. In the end it'll be you who's "fucked"!
calm down faggots
how bout you stop fighting among yourselves.. we are men... so lets act like it
we should be discussing the fact that the person was a woman
yeah... we know...
at least 09:11 and 09:23 are in agreement. . .
LOL! 9:11
Thank Gog I live in Texas and not the U.S.A.
I don't live in Texas, but I've always thought of it as being... not its own country, exactly, but, more of a "loosely affiliated territory" to the rest of the U.S.
Like anywhere else, it has its fair share of nice people and assholes.
I'd like to go there some day, and have some boots made for me (low-heel, round-toe).
Believe me, there are plenty of stupid ways to get arrested in Texas.
Of course, the home defense laws mean you'll have fewer people wandering through your yard at 5AM.
Whoo! Go Northern Mexico!
Fuck you, you worthless shit.
AJAHAHAhA, U.S. trully is a fucked country!
You americans are ALL FUCKED!
Double post asshole.
No double posting, every time you do a kitten dies...Think of the kittens.
Yes i totally agree with you i mean in his own wtf the police officers have got nothing better to do than ares-st people in there home while having a coffee if they are naked who cares its there home
geeze...
You have no concept of what the police have as a job description. Get report of criminal activity, follow up on said report, determine if it was possible that the report of criminal activity occured in reality, if it did make an arrest. At that point the DA will determine if the case is worth bringing to court.
TLDR- Cops just doing there job.
True, its his own home after all, screw that nossy bitch ( no one ask her to look =.=|||)
My dad used to walk around the house nude until me and my brother were tall enough to be at his penis height.
A horrifying thought, from the child's perspective.
I'll be arrested for standing naked in my bathroom when someone "accidentally" peeks inside? Sigh
You forgot one thing.
I don't think many people know, but this was discussed over the radio. The man was seen naked from his house at 5:30 in the morning. Second, it was after an eventful night supposedly (with the wife *wink wink*)
Tell me, who walks their kid at 5:30 AM? Next tell me what business does she have looking around and accusing people of being naked in their house?
Here's food for thought. In San Diego, California, there is an apartment complex that is empty except for ONE resident. That resident walks around naked within that apartment. It is so well known that the apartment complex has been nicknamed the "Naked-man Apartment". I'd like to see what happens if a woman walks around that building at 5:30 AM and sues.
Moral of this story:
Always have your 92-year-old, droopy-breasted grandmother make the coffee.
If anyone looks in on her and calls the cops, she'll be found 'not guilty'.
Defense attorney to witness: "You have stated that on the morning of the 3rd, you saw the defendant standing naked in her home - is that true?"
Witness: "Yes, that's true."
Attorney: "Did you have to look through a window to see this?"
Witness: "Yes."
Attorney: "And are you legally blind?"
Witness: "Well, yeah.... I am now."
Attorney: "Clearly, justice has been served. I rest my case!"
USA is not the world... only in the usa could that happen...
he is an idiot, if i were him i'll tell the cop the lady should be arrested for tresspassing. ??? that lady must have a 20/20 to see him naked from that small window unless the window maker made a mistake on fixing it reverse.
Well I'll be damned, guess I better start closing my curtains when I get dressed/undressed. This is BS by the way as far as I know you can't be an exhibitionist without actually going outside naked. Not only that, he should file charges against that damn woman for being a peeping tom herself.
He should've closed the curtains first or donned a bathrobe or his pyjamas.
But on the other hand, it was in his own house and what he does in HIS own home is HIS own business and NO ONE ELSE BUT!
He should SUE that woman!!
instead have her arrested for peeping. From what I understand she was was crossing his lawn at the time as well.
we all know what would've happened at their roles been switched.
He SHOULD be pressing charges on the ground of her being a peeping tom. I don't know how his house is laid out, but for most people to be in their kitchen and have someone see them clearly from the street seems far-fetched.
This is coming from a woman, I think this double standard is wrong. She is more guilty of peeping than he is of exhibitionism and the fact that they are going after this guy rather than her is both disturbing and gross.
That's exactly what I was thinking. If she was close enough to see in through his winow, she was obviously violating tresspassing laws. If anyone should have been arrested, it was her.
I guess the situation would have been different if that was a man who saw a girl walking naked in her kitchen.
We all know why the Police decided to arrest this guy. That mom and her loli were "friends" of the police.
oh yeah that's right - I kept forgetting that tidbit, she's was the wife of an officer no? well... one of them was - i swear I've heard 3 different tellings of "someone' passing by. First it was a wife and her son - then it was a wife and her daughter - and then.. I can't rem wtf the third was but yeah.
A mother and her gender confused son/daughter?
Not true. If you are intentionally exposing yourself at passerbies through your windows or open doors, you can be charged with public exposure and other crimes.
We had a strange old man that would expose himself to lolis. He'd get naked and jump around in his house to get their attention so they'd notice him, and he always answered the door naked if it was a female that went up to his door and rang his bell. The cops charged him, and the courts convicted him for that behavior.
Accidental exposure is ok. But if the courts decide it was on purpose, they'll throw the book at him.
On my mom's way to work at one of her old jobs there would always be a crowd of men outside of this one apartment building. One day she decided to see what they were always staring at and saw that there was a woman who would leave her curtains open while she got dressed after taking a shower just to give the men a show. Not sure if anyone ever called the cops on her but my mom was ready to confront her because the men would always get in the way of traffic so that they could see the woman.
LOL that dude looks just like Billy Mays.
May he rest in peace...
Commercials shall never be convincing without him using his outside voice at us.
There are dark dark days ahead
You are blind or you are living in USA
this sucks.people cant go straight to sleep now after having sex
... what?
watt?
wat?
wut?
giggawatt?
C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
people would do anything just to get others convicted even for the smallest things
People would do anything just to say that they are "protecting the children".
"Police say he was arrested because they suspected him to be an exhibitionist."
Ahhh, police...
Next thing we know, the police will all be Judges.
/Judge Dredd Reference.
If they were upgraded into Judges then things well get more messy, hell they can start shooting people around if they want to >_<
I AM THE LAW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0zEadRb2E
AYAM TELUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AŠ ESU ĮSTATYMAS!
俺は綱紀よ!
"I AM THE LAW!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9ibUQ7xluA&feature=related
Jesus Christ! Thank god someone caught this man. We wouldn't want him wandering loose on the streets.
much less his home.
Or his daughter's room.
or his daughter's pansu
I want to see =P More loli perverts =D
Or his bath.
Maybe he has a shower.
Yes he should burn in hell, how dare he be naked in his own home.
I can't believe it !
I can't believe it's not butter!
I can't believe it's not butter... spray!
Good to see the police doing their job, catching real criminals like this man rather than our precious drug dealers and rapists.
Not the rapists! We need them to... Uhmm... Damn what do we need them for. I'm sure there's good thing about having them... Well in Africa there's something called "Corrective rape" where a bunch of men rape a lesbian in order to 'Cure' them of their homosexuality so if we started them on... Oh wait lesbians are a good thing trust me on that the world is overpopulated as is and few couples go for adoption since they can have their own kids - also I'm Australian so what happens in America doesn't neccesarily effect me... Hmm~ well I'm sure there's SOME good thing about rapists I just can't think of it - it's not like it just doesn't exist!
Can you taste the sarcasm?
Astaroth~
What the hell did they do on HIS property, HIS piece of land that HE owns?
Agreed they should have just looked the other way sometimes society today just makes me sick.
I despise people like the mother who thinks accidentally seeing someone naked is going to scar them.
I may not walk around nude in my house but dammit I'll fight for a person's right to do so.
Worst punishment the guy could possible deserve is a $50 ticket for not closing the curtains.
prison time is total and complete over kill like a in soviet russia over kill.
Can you imagine it in jail?
Prisoner 1: Murdered three innocent civilians
Prisoner 2: Dealing harmful illegal narcotics
Prisoner 3: Caught being naked in his own home
Guess we are only allowed to take baths and have sex with our clothes on from now on.
and prisoner 4: looking at them yummy lolis :D
or you could do those activities while not being in front of a goddamn window you moron
He wasn't even infront of the window, you maybe should read the news. Oo
So your saying the woman can see through walls? Wow you are a dipshit.
No but she was like said in his garden looking trought the window. You should maybe use your brain if you got one.
I think its natural to walk bare naked in your home I do it all the time.
On really hot summer days I'll go down in the basement where all the tv and exercise equipment is and play video games naked since its cool down their.
Sometimes I have even hit the treadmill nude.
Same here: I have pretty bad OCD, so I take several showers per day, and quite often I don't bother putting clothes again until I get cold or I have to go out.
I'm really starting to fucking hate this country. You can't even look at children or be naked in your own home without people thinking you're a maniac
Not to mention looking at children naked in your own home. What is this world coming to?
Yes sometimes the so called law in the US sickens me.
The guy should sue for wrongful arrest and ask for some insane amount in damages I'm talking so much the cops will think twice before answering such a call again lest they'll never see a raise..
Also sue the mother for character defamation lets see all these lawyers be put to good use for once.
Really the pigs had no right to arrest him the the bitch have a picture no it's just her word and her kids and bitches like that will force their kids to say anything.
Supposedly in America there are more lawyers than rats... Haha funny isn't it? Lawyers are the new rats. Rats v2.0: Bigger and uglier than ever!
Astaroth~
Supposedly in America there are more Lawyers than rats... Haha isn't it funny? Lawyers are the new rats. Rats v2.0: Bigger and Uglier than ever.
Astaroth~
Sorry! It's weird... My post didn't show up so I reposted...
Fucking stupid.
Oh amerikkaa, where you cant be naked in your own house because someone can SEE you from outside.
i say sue the bitch for invasion of privacy
Oh no.
You mean someone will have to ell their 7 yo what a penis is?
Next people will have to explain to their kids the differences between male and females.
The next thing we know father would get arrested for taking his son to toilet or for a shower/bath...
Alright, that is incredibly stupid. He was naked, in his own house, and now he's an exhibitionist/pedo?
I walk through my house naked all the time, I don't think I should feel afraid because I'm naked IN MY OWN HOUSE.
God, people need to grab a fuckin' brain.
What, should I go put on pants now?
Then how the fuck am I supposed to read this site?
Somewhere where no windows are existing?
now that you mention it, i often read this site while naked.
America!!!
Fuck Yea!
USA! USA! USA!
LOL
I suspect the police are gonna regret arresting him.
You can get someone arrested by telling police you saw them naked with absolutely no proof? Good job, America.
He did admit to it.
actually, he only admitted to being naked in the kitchen, he said he had no idea anyone was looking at him
So...Woman looks through window at naked man. Man arrested.
Man looks through window at naked woman. Man arrested.
Fuck...
I also read somewhere there's a chance should he be convicted, he will also have to be a registered sex offender. If that's true...fuck infinity. Being on the sex offender's register is basically signing your death wish.
"Being on the sex offender's register is basically signing your death wish."
I have a strong suspicion that if the RSO registry isn't being used for "political offenses" already it will be in the near future. Maybe I'm paranoid, but it's the kind of thing that's happened in other nations in the past.
I like your analogy there, they need to use that during this mans defense.
The naked human body mustn't be seen. Especially not by children.
Mirrors, or eyes that point downward, must not be allowed to exist.
Okay, if you have a son or daughter then the next time it takes a shower or goes to take a pee or something put a blindfold on it.
Oh wait.
That's why I wear a burqa.
Just how long was this woman looking through this guys window for before deciding to report him for his "crime".
And why the fuck was she even looking through his window at all?
Wasn't there a bus stop or something nearby? I don't remember where I heard that but still.
Yes, there was a bus stop in front of his house.
Woman and son were peeping tom perverts.
Stupid bitches.. always causing problems. Where's my goddamn android woman with an artificial womb?! THIS IS MADNESS!
She has no proof. Her kid is too young for being a witness. I say: "Drop all charges! Dammit!"
I like his picture, he's like all...
Aww, come on.
I know! They need to show the woman's face so we can judge for ourselves whether she looked like a pervy hag or a christ fag.
this makes me angry.... id like to punch that woman right on the face!
I know how you feel...
that's so over reacting!!When human are born,they're all naked...right?but no one complained!
Don't say that! Or we gonna be seeing in the news "doctors and surgeons arrested for touching naked babies when giving birth to them" next...
Well thats just completely messed up, a year in prison for standing nude in your own kitchen?? I woulnd't mind visiting America one day but much less likely i'l live there by choice
OH MY GOD! A MAN IS NAKED! CALL THE MORALITY POLICE!
AND THE FBI!
Counter call the NWA!
He should sue the woman for trespassing and peeping.
Stupid woman, she fails as a mother.
I bet the women and the loli was spying on him
It wasn't a loli, it was a little dude~!
You mean shota, she had her son with her, not a daughter.
They were walking through his yard.
which mean spying!
Trespassing, at least.
Just a little bit more and America will be social engineered back to being the biggest kill-joy conservative nation in the world
Its more like it will be just like all the extreme muslim countries where showing a bit of skin is already a reason for jail.
Except that in muslim countries it's the women who need to cover themselves...
It'll hopefully breakup into three or more entities like in Ghost in the shell before that.
omg wtf? what's next? getting arrested for being naked alone in your own room? or being naked alone in your own bathroom? or while taking a bath?
you remember that episode of the simpsons where homer was taking a shower and he tripped and got tangled into the shower curtain and the news was filming it? yeah...
How about Paul Reubens, of Pee-Wee Herman fame?
Dude goes to a porno theatre, starts rubbing one out, gets busted for public indecency.
Months later, the cops come to his house, for no apparent reason, and decide they don't like the look of some of the pornography he owns, hauls him in again.
Where would the world be comfortable with Paul Reubens masturbating?
Should he get a public storage unit just for that purpose?
Also, what the fuck is the point of a porno theatre if you can't rub one out? I mean, what are you supposed to do?
Oh, that was some jolly good porno. I think I'll crush my massive erection with a sledgehammer, then go out for tea and crumpets with the kids.
^THIS
why a 7 year old kid was outside at 5 am ?
noone thinks that's strange ?
need to call the police to arrest his parent xD
I did that too.It felt good.
Well dammit! I cant even enjoy being naked in my own home anymore. Im gonna have to shower with my swim suit on!
Well to be completely honest, if he's standing naked in front of a window facing out onto a public street then that IS exhibitionism, or at least more than a bit careless. Still, the idea of giving him prison time for this is just fucking stupid!
Actually it was a house with a little garden... What the hell they do on his property?
she went in his yard
Besides, you should be allowed to go up to a window and do helicopter in your own home if you want, it's the other people's business to keep their eyes to themselves...
Behold PRENIS! It is to be FEARED!
:P PENIS
well this is bullcrap
wow cant stand in his own home naked. thats a wrap on free will...
dear fucking god. arrest the woman for being a peeping tom.
"and is seeking redress from police."
Pun?
Not intended.
How do you know?
Good that I don't life in the USA or I wouldn't be allowed to have sex in the garden of my house anymore (there are over 2m high bushes around it so nobody will see anything anyways).
Damn. Just going at it anywhere huh?
Not really, I just don't want to make my bed dirty.
he shld sue that woman n her son for intrusion of privacy, wtf are they doing looking through his window, thats not their house
I am official moving to Canada (next year legitly). :(
Wouldn't do that if you have read the last news about twins being arested for hentai being counted as child porn there...
I'll only be there for a few years as a student. :(
Enjoy the stupids laws in Canada
As apposed to the stupid laws in America not to mention the rest of the world.
So I'm guessing soon we will have people naked in their own showers being called "exhibitionists" and thrown in jail?
Arrested for being naked in his own home that is wrong on so many levels I didn't even know there were that many levels something could be wrong on..
This makes me wish I had a list of names and a certain little black notebook.
This is absolutely ludicrous.
Why weren't the people peeping arrested they are the ones who broke the law?
Why was she even looking in his house?
When God created Man, he was with not a single cloth!!!
Only in USA (home of the fail and the fools laws)
ROFL. Totally F'ed up.
She totally wanted to see that meat spin.
the world now full of feminist. i can bet if this case is actually a woman, she wouldn't be arrested.
i think the one should be arrested is the one peeping into his home, being stalker and disturb privacy
Both my girlfriend and I are naked all the time in my place.
Glad our windows are small
So the mother was upset that her son saw a naked man... in the guy's own home? Why were they looking in the first place? O__o
Hopefully he gets a judge with working brains, and not any of the others that make their mark on here.
GAH! FUCKING BULLSHIT! It's shit like this that really gets my goat. It's his home. It's his kitchen. He's an upstanding citizen. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in private! And seriously, do the police have nothing better to do than to satisfy the whim of one offended individual who accidentally saw more than she wanted too? Jesus Christ almighty...
You know what! FUCK IT! To this I say - BULLSHIT! I'm going o'naturale for the rest of the evening! Because I'm in my own house and I goddamn can!
So long, pants!
AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Actually if you rally in the mans defense, as in protest, you could go naked in the streets... (pretty sure about this, but I'm no american so..)
where is your goat now?
praise ye the lord, penis is god!
nice idea
lets all be peeping tom to catch these exhibitionist at home.
oh wait. only woman can do that. if man we gonna get caught for stalking, going into someone's property without consent, peeping tom and many more.
Sankaku Complex has an anime image for every possible topic doesn't it?
Americans, ..╮(﹋﹏﹌)╭..
So I guess this means that only men can be voyeurs. I mean shit in general looking through someones else's window is a crime... At least for a man it is anyway. But whatever that's equality for ya there.
Damn, now I can't walk around naked anymore.
So lets assume that this happened the other way round. A man is goin for a walk with his daughter in the mornin and looks through his female neighbors window and spies her in the nude, and decides to call the cops. Who do you think would be the one sitin in jail.
your mom
The next time, people could even be arrested for not wearing anything in the bathroom, even w/o any windows in it.
Let's not go there in case of the idoicy.
things will just get sadder when nudist families in america get involved
This story pisses me off!!!!! ARGH! Why didn't they arrest the woman for peeping in windows and contributing to the delinquency of a minor for exposing her child to a naked man????
Fucking bitch... it's his home, his kitchen, and his choice to go fucking naked in his own house!!!!
Next we'll have to shower with clothes on in the dark or be arrested!
Where the fuck did common sense go?
Didn't you get the memo? Common sense went down the drain, along with brains, and intelligence. Now we're all just brainless, common senseless zombies! Only a lot less...rotten. And a lot more fleshy!
Srsly, though; woman should be arrested. Man + His House + His Kitchen + His PRIVATE PROPERTY DAMMIT = FREE. Fucking. WILL!
Subract the clothes, and suddenly, YOU CAN GET ARRESTED for being NAKED in your own fucking home!
I'll tell ya' the next thing, some dude'll be lookin' in another dude's home, see's him naked and his wife comin' down the steps, scantily clad, after JUST FUCKING WAKING UP, and someone'll PEEP in and say..
'OH, LOOK. There's a private BOR fucking Dello! HE MUST HAS WIMINZ UP IN 'dat attic! POOOOLEEEECEEEE!
All's I gotsta say is..where do we stop, yo? Where? We gon' be 'rrested for not havin' a shirt on in our OWN HOUSE, or fer' takin' a shower IN DAY TIMEZ, yo?
Fuck 'dat. I'mma move to Ireland, Scotland. Hell, even Iceland would be bettah'!
And two words: 'dat azz.
oh my god if i was living in america i'd be so dead...
btw why was the woman even looking into other peoples houses?
Read the headline, thought:
"Not in MY Japan!"
Read the tags, thought:
"Oh yeah, that's why I left."
Why would a woman be outside anyway?
That's not where the kitchen is ...
She should've been the one with the handcuffs, not our nudist coffee-loving friend there!
She and her boy were TECHNICALLY trespassing!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaE0uathXJA&feature=channel
Nothing more to say.
In his own FUCKING house.
Unless she was on his property it's a legitimate charge, though an overreaction. She probably made it sound much worse than it actually was when she called the cops.
She WAS on his property. Trespassing and cutting through HIS lawn. At 5:30 in the morning. In the dark. And looking through his window.
Every single problem here lies with the woman. Yet he's the one getting charged.
If I was the DA, I would take this report to the bathroom with me and literally wipe my ass with it.
Fucking stupid police...
Don't forget that busybody soccer mom.
Where's the fucking ACLU when you need them
america fucked? yeah.
WHAT THE FUCK? This was a seven year old BOY that I guess never seen a penis before.
If I was 7 and in that situation, I would say "Yes! Thank goodness! Your penis doesn't fall off when you're an adult!" I wouldn't go home crying and continue to piss all over the walls of the bathroom because I can't look at my own dick!
If this guy hat a massive, mutilated dick the was cut in to four pieces half way down the shaft, had a piercing right through the middle, it moved on its own, he was jerking it, AND he was french kissing it, THEN I would be fucking creeped out. But PRESS CHARGES?
I never heard of this happening in Canada. Or anywhere else for that matter. すべての馬鹿です。
Now people can't be naked on their own home, tsk, tsk, tsk.
What next? people would not be able to be naked while sleeping, while taking a shower or while having sex either?
My question is.. knowing how a regular home should be.. how a sidewalk is 15' to 30' from any window of a house.. how the kitchen is on the side of the house or the back.. not anywhere near the front window.
How the hell could she and her son, see him naked unless they were actually staring into his house. despite the open window..
Isn't this an invasion of privacy?
Apparently the woman is nosey and had to see what was going on in every house she walks by. I have a feeling that she's gone by before and seen him nude and desided to use the child as a weapon in a court case
She's a creepy stalker that planned this out when she stopped playing with her pussy.
Lol, notice it was a woman and a girl who reported him... hmmm
I think the woman is suspicious in general. I mean its probably really early in the morning. Like 5am. Second of all if the woman and her kid could see the man naked through the kitchen window, don't you think that there is an issue of possible trespassing on someone else property?
Seriously this is rather suspicious. I think a counter claim could be dealt with this.
I saw this on a cable news show.
The woman who's prosecuting the man has a brother in the police force.
So it's cops out to get a guy.
The mother and the little girl were Peeping Toms, its a reverse charge sham. Dude, buy some curtains and use them.
The man should be the one that presses charges against the woman for peeking at him. I know for sure if I was looking in someone's window and I saw a naked lady, I'd be arrested.
I thought exactly the same.
Hey Hey not all of America is stupid like this. I'll have to say that where I live is no problem at all. For all you non-Americans, its the places like California, Oregon and the south which are pretty fucked up states. Oh just to let you know most of these cases take place in the Eastern United states or the south.
Yes, no men is allowed to be naked even in his kitchen, only women can, especially when the windows are open or the curtains aren't be using.
Dude is decent looking.
why the fuck were they looking through his window in the first place?
he should charge them for being peepers
Prepare to see "Man arrested for fapping at home". It'll come soon.
fuck this. arrest her for invasion of privacy and trespassing! it's women like her who give all women a bad reputation. spoken from a woman's point of view, even.. this misandrous bullshit has got to stop.
that women can go to fuckin hell
American law is very interesting: you can have a robber got injured inside the victim's home and sued the victim for his injury, and then this innocent naked man minding his business in his OWN fxxking home. If he was fonding himself near his window facing outside looking at anyone out there, fine, I can see the point to arrest him, but that paranoid mother just abused the law. That is why even in a local big bookstore, when I am in that corner checking books from the shelf, if nearby there is a child alone, I would walk away immediately to another aisle, I never want to be seen alone near someone's else child, god knows what his/her parents suddenly walk by and then accuse me of anything I didn't do. We men are getting vunerable to these kind of stupid accussations more and more, so be alert is all I can do.
"you can have a robber got injured inside the victim's home and sued the victim for his injury" this often occurs in many civilised countries... .yes, its stupid.
BUT, how can most of us be sure that the guy in question wasn't "fondling" himself in front of the woman/child? because artefact or some news reporter told us??? most of us don't know the extent of the WHOLE story.
rmba the story about the chic who woke up suddenly found that there were 50+ tattoos on her face when she actually asked for 3? i think this story might very much be like that one where there are info that we don't know or hasn't been revealed yet. its interesting, but i wouldn't comment on whos right or wrong ATM...
Nothing to do with the article, just the picture, but I have always loved this picture of Maggie. She's my least favorite of the three sisters, but there's just something about this picture that strikes me. Anywho, I'll let you get back to the America-bashing.
Dude, its his house. He can do whatever the fk he wants.
Harm done to the lady's son? what, as it awakened his gay senses or something? Or else, whats wrong in like a guy unexpectedly seeing another guy's parts. The lady is prolly gonna sue everyone that goes to gym class with her son next, and if they go to the pools on sunday, everyone in the same changing room as the boy will prolly get sued too.
Like, wtf lady. Get a grip. Shes shamed her son now by earning the reputation as the super stingy mum. Bet the boy is gonna get a load of shit at school now.
lol that wold suck just drink your coffee you get locked up
WHERE IS ANONYMOUS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?
I'm so tired of people taking any opportunity to bash America.
They skip the numerous Chinese articles.
They skip the Russian articles.
They skip the shittiest continent- Europe's - many articles.
But if something happens in the US, it's ONLY IN AMERICA LOL
Come off it.
But this, seriously, has to be one of the stupidest things on here. The fact a police department can arrest you for being naked in your own home is more retarded than the vast majority of things in here, you have to admit that.
Of course I admit that. I walk around naked in my house all the time.
only american would charge against something so silly. also it was a boy not a girl, what possible harm could he receive? turn gay at an age of 7?
"They skip the numerous Chinese articles"
LOL! If you haven't noticed the China articles gets the most views and comments next to femnazi news. There have been way more bashing of China than there has been for the US by commenters.
"They skip the shittiest continent- Europe's - many articles."
Now it shows you're just butthurt. Even Americans bash America for it's stupid laws. America is the only country where you can sue people as natural as breathing. I'm sure even you know that. But that's the other side of freedom of speech. Even morons are allowed to act in stupidity.
one question is, why was the people looking into the house in the first place? I mean counter sue for peeping.
I'm more concerned with the fact, that most people try to make the natural naked body of human being a matter of indecency and loath. They try to make children from the young age feel shame being naked around others. Imprinting in their minds things like "bad", "loathsome", "absolutely untolerable". Why? Yes, it's different than looking at naked cat for example, but why is it bad exactly? Who the fuck are they to judge if I should feel shame being naked?
Best regards, Potential Nudist.
I sometimes check the internet and do other things while naked and waiting for the shower water to heat up. What the hell.
Can you believe the nerve of some people? Being naked in his own home!
WTF MAN is this fked up, the man is in his own home ffs. Whats is going on to these idiots. i bet they are all christian.
The boy probably saw it wondering what it was... the man shows himself to the boy "Soon this too shall be yours"... confused by his own fate the boy runs in fear to tell his mother that he shall have a large clit when he reaches manhood...
aaah, the truth is now revealed, oh what shall we do?
The lady should be arrested for taking her son with her to voyeur some dude. What the heck is the lady doing with her son 1:00 in the morning? And by a guys window no doubt. WTF? This makes no sense. They should be investigating her.
funny thing is, i intentionally leave my curtains open and walk around naked just for THIS to happen. (un)lucky dude. a real shame it is.
Virginia ......... that explains everything.
This wouldn't have been an issue in, say, Seattle or San Fran.
Why no one question those peer into people's privacy ??? I am so glad that I'm not living in that f*cking place.
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave...........
he had it coming to him
Oh my god.. WHY CAN*T PPL DO ANYTHING without being punished T_________T
Here is the video for anyone wanting to see it.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/101909_man_caught_making_coffee_naked_faces_charges
IN AMERICA.
Christ! I walk around naked at home all the time! I'd be suing the perverted mom and kid for eavesdropping on me!
I absolutely agree. Maggie Mui does, in fact, need more good fanart.
Post failed to include that the woman and her son were TRESPASSING
Sorry to all Americans, but you live in a fucked "moron sues moron" country. No disrespect.
That happens when women get too much of freedom! Sorry!!! Women should be locked in kitchen and feed her master - husband!;)
You know, the judge was male and not female. LOL!
Gotta luv my country that chooses nudity as the moral dilemma over violence . With Halloween approaching, kids/adults will dress up as flesh tearing/rending monsters and psycho killers while tv airs blood and guts horror movies nonstop. BUT one man walks nude in his own home in the EARLY morning and society comes crashing down!
Inb4 naked sex becomes illegal,even though they were in their own room.
Now lets put the joke aside and the main thing people and mostly the goverment forgets is privacy is important.
So what were they doing on his property looking inside other people houses when it was his private home?
I pity the child... for having a mother like that.
Was this women's son on her shoulders to see this or something??
At least the dumbass women didn't try to sue him like the common course of things in the U.S. does...
She's dumb like Sarah Palin. LOL!
What the heck....
so what if im naked in my house i don't care ^_^ atleast no one see me naked before... hahaahaahah
What the fuck to the woman who called the police. Was she afraid she'd have to explain penises to her SON or something?
Beyond absurd. USA fails again.
WTH WIF USA!?
k but if you have a young daughter in the house why go walking around butt nekkid in the morning? no one needs to see that sh*t. i remember accidentally walking in on my old man getting out of the shower once and the memory of his wrinkly balls was the stuff of nightmares for years to come...
The girl was not home at the time. He's a divorced dad, and the girl was with mom.
If it was a female that did this, you know there wouldn't be any presses charged.
Stupid gender racism..
who wants a naked man? come and get it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaE0uathXJA&feature=player_profilepage
Can someone, anyone, please link me to hard evidence that seeing the human body and/or sex will do children any psychological harm?
I don't buy it. We all have the same parts. How is 1% of it offensive or even harmful? So what if the penis/vagina are sex organs. They aren't engaged in sex 99.9% of the time. How can something we all have, and use to have pleasure and create life be indecent or obscene? It is illogical.
I can't take the brainwashed western puritan culture anymore. I need facts.
No, you just need your holes stuffed.
I don't follow.
This source is from a news source in that local area: http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/102309_man_arrested_for_being_naked_speaks_out - and the commentary after the article is very interesting.
Good reading!
New concept: exhibitionist at home xD
his life sucks at this point
That fucking Calvinist Mouth-breathing breeder needs to have all her reproductory glands and tubes fucking shut! >< Stupidity like that shouldn't survive evolutionarily.
I think the guy will get off on this.... I mean c'mon! She was close enough to his house at 5:30 AM to see through his kitchen windows! That would constitute 'trespassing' in most legal books.
He looks exactly like the generic Western depiction of Jesus! This is like something straight out of the Bible! THE END TIMES ARE COMING
2012 BS Paranoia it's all religious lies from an ancient calendar that religious people believe in and they keep changing the date so I know that's all full of shit.
If it was a woman the people looking in are called "peeping Tom", but of course when it switches...
Apparently it was 5:30 AM and she was cutting across his yard.
This is some serious BS to say the least.
But after living equally in both Europe & the US for the last 30 years, it's easy to see that ppl in the US are really uptight about nudity, whereas, in Europe, it's no biggie.
Anyone ever been to an indoor public swimming pool in the US, where it's perfectly OK to swim in the nude, man/woman/child, doesn't matter. If yes, tell me where, this I gotta see.
In the US People are very religious & close minded oh yeah I do know this because I live in the US.
It is not illegal to be naked in your own home. And so long as you have a privacy fence you are free to be naked out on your property as well. However he was in his own home. INSIDE his own home. Meaning he was in a PRIVATE place. Meaning he was in his own right to be as naked as a baby. This will not stand in court if there is anything close to a sane judge in the chair.
This is...this is politically correct madness!
This reminds me of a time I was naked in MY kitchen. Exactly the same thing, middle of the night getting a drink. There are glass double doors with a view right across the road and some drunks outside walking back from the pub :s
Lucky I wasn't arrested lol.
"Police barged into the house without a warrant, and with guns drawn took him to jail"
Are these cops idiots or something. So we barged in without a search warrant cause this man was naked in his house LOL.
lol you better read up times are a changing. The only place where I know that can be done is a fascist empire by cartel of money printers. Like ger.. Usa.
Yeah that's the "Hey mom what's he doing?", got to hate that in both 2d and 3d.
Any half ass lawyer should be able to take care of this
thiz iz pure bullshit!!!!!!!!!
WTF...
that man should sue the female and the child that is peeking inside that man's house, this is breaking privacy for someone.
USA MAKES THIS POSSIBLE, FAGGOTS!
He probably wasn't standing directly in front of his window, hence, the woman would have to stop to get a good look at what's happening on the other side of that window. I mean really, if you're walking STRAIGHT down the sidewalk (what I expect), there's no way you're gonna see a nude person in such poor lighting, that far in their house, in your peripheral.
oh come on. Bull shit.
Next time I will be arrested for changing clothes accidentally seen by a group of bastards.
He should have accused the woman of peeping
The whore has eyes she's the real pervert.
Oh this is bullshit.....I better not have to go to jail...I walk around my house naked on a daily bases.....man what is the world comming to when a man can't even drink his coffee naked in peace.