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Sexy witch action game Bayonetta seems poised to become a hit thanks largely to Bayonetta herself, but the game also shamelessly includes something for the lolicon demographic in the form of young Cereza here.

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Whatever moe qualities she may have had on paper seem not to have survived the transition to 3D.

It seems unlikely they will be winning many followers with her, which is perhaps a lost opportunity from the moe marketing standpoint…

The game is due soon.



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    Comment by PaperJunkie
    04:02 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Thats fucken freaky

    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    Comment by Anonymous
    06:45 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol wtf!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:29 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are just tools for our lust. :V

    Comment by k
    16:55 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    u guys go fuck that loli, leave the busty woman to me... Yummy!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like Nina Einstein...

    Comment by buttscratch
    18:49 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hey, I didn't know obelix was into cosplay..

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:37 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Is Bayonetta 8 feet tall or what?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:39 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, I think that girl just looks so short because she's at the bottom of the uncanny valley.

    Comment by Char
    12:00 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My eyes it burns also didn't know they had touhou fans there still it burns.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:38 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'd tap that

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:14 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    why , she's cute

    Comment by First Posting Idiot
    07:17 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    This attempt at realistic Moe was brave on part of the Beyonetta developers, but they failed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:39 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Right...Just like your spelling fail, it's "Bayonetta".

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:45 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    spelling fag

    Comment by mlhelix
    04:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Moe Loli fail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:43 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I don't think Loli or Moe was the point of this character. Can't they just exist because of plot?

    Comment by Trollington
    04:04 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    3D pig disgusting

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:15 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yup, agree.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:10 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks like the more Ds you add, the worse it gets. 3Ds is ugly, 4Ds is ugly and will suck your money, and 5Ds is ugly, will suck your money, and they will summon 3 monsters in one turn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:23 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    until you get to 34Ds....

    Comment by notanother4non
    12:44 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i c wut u did ther

    Comment by jabman025
    04:10 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    slightly creepy

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:10 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ugly little girls are still ugly girls.

    Comment by crabdog62482
    04:16 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Bayonetta is about the most disgusting creature I have ever seen in a game, and I just saw the Left for Dead 2 trailer. Sex might sell, but there's nothing about Bayonetta that is sexy. Yeah, she gets naked, but it's about as bad as seeing a female body building champ with massive silicone implants get naked. I'll pass every time. And the loli child... She's not winning any beauty shows.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:35 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed, I really must question the tastes of anyone who finds this freak attractive.

    She's like one of those shitty high fashion models, the ones who seem to forget about looking good and want to be faggy artistes, and end up looking painful.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:48 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Their target demographic is most likely 1 year old boys who will buy this game for the nudity because they don't know how to find better porn on the interwebz yet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:49 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    meant to put 14, not 1

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:57 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    14? I thought at nowadays kids at 14 are net-savvy enough to find those goodies. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:35 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All of the above: same person.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:07 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For me, the witch chick is a negative aspect. If the action of the game is good I might get it in spite of her.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:50 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is what lolicons actually believe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:25 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    cereza-bayonetta-token-loli-3.jpg
    damn. Look at the body proportions.
    This game looks like the usual shitty 3rd person action game with shitty animations.
    Target 13 yo kids who back in the day would have fapped like hell to the game combos, nowadays they can get on youporn.

    Why are there so many articles here on this shit?

    Comment by Artefact
    07:53 25/10/2009 # ! Primal

    People keep coming back for it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:44 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    attention whore!

    04:16 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm I the only one that find the little girl cute and moe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:26 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you are not alone my friend...

    Comment by 女中 あゆ
    04:34 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yep, I only don't like the brown color of the glasses.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    05:23 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm more amused on the fact that she's wearing those glasses w/o the temple arms..

    Oh well, megane lolis will often (if not always) win my heart :3

    Comment by Ninsheart
    09:05 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gotta break your combo, failoli lovers! This loli is ugly. Period.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:59 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ninsheart pls go away and die somewhere else or just die here no one would notice. Really nobody will...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:11 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can not advance, my friend.....

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:00 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nope you're not. I do find her adorable.

    Comment by Unellmay
    04:41 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nope your not

    Comment by MaidNiac
    05:10 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're not alone, dude.

    Comment by Mitsuo Kubo
    05:36 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I do too. She's pretty cute, she'd look better without those stupid glasses though.

    Comment by prox
    05:50 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not alone at all. I question the tastes of all these haters who cleaarly have lost all physical attachment to the 3D world. Loli is cute and almost manages to look like a real kid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:12 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Which is pretty disturbing comment to make when all the guys above you claim her to be "moe". Oh well, I expect nothing else from sankaku.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:09 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Probably. I don't find her as "digusting" as the children here keep saying, but I don't find her "cute" either.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:56 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Cute, yes. Moe, not so much.

    She's just one of those kids you want to give a hug and tell them everything will be alright. And I'm talking about triggering the paternal/maternal instinct more than anything remotely sexual.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:23 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some of us use "moe" for "so cute and pitiful it's triggering one's protector instinct", rather than "so cute and pitiful you want to fuck it". Example of the former: newborn ugly-cute kittens.
    I am however under no delusion of it not being just a sub-definition in a very limited circle, and do try to avoid using it as the former at generic sites online, as it will be misunderstood entirely too easy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:53 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You have my support.
    The creepy part is glasses and trying to mimic the adult girl... because children trying to mimic adults is always creepy.

    If she was with normal clothes, no glasses and non Bayonetta style hair, she'd be pretty cute I guess.

    Comment by black87
    13:14 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +1 you are NOT alone

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:17 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the hell are you talking about?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:19 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd hit it.

    Comment by marids
    04:54 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    me too, with a shovel! seriously the little girl looks a little too freaky.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:01 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think that Mr. Bubbles will approve of that.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2e_lb2tTXY

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:22 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not only is she not moe, she's like a freaking midget! Or Bayonetta is just freakishly tall.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:32 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I highly suspect it's the latter.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:23 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I consider this a good thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:23 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't know why otakus or those kind of disgusting people think about "moe loli" before having the thought "A mere child in the storyline"...so sick

    Comment by MaidNiac
    05:18 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree, we all should be considerate to those IMAGINARY CHILDREN!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:08 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Awwwww how cute, someone is learning to troll :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:12 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mind you some would saying lusting after a "mere teenager" is no different, which is the age of about 80% of the characters in anime. In either case, to each their own. Don't bother me none.

    Comment by LanceRayne
    04:27 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL
    smashed inna face by a shovel... bleh

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:27 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She's gonna go after you while you're sleeping. Then kill you slowly with the help of disfigured clowns and dolls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Like this??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTSkWnKs9rM

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She is really small....

    Comment by MaidNiac
    05:15 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's awwwwright.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ugly woman, ugly kid... Ugly game is fugly.

    Comment by gigagrave
    01:42 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +1

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:37 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So by appearances, this "moe loli" is more of the "comic-relief-animal-side-kick" variety...

    Comment by Schrobby
    05:04 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Relief Raep? ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:38 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    damn did'nt know there was so many moralfags on sankaku lol anyways i think its cute!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    chibi-cereza...with a teddy bear-like weapon?

    Comment by WiseRooster
    04:50 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I think she looks adorable X3

    Comment by Draken
    10:43 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    your not along X)

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:08 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even the little sisters in Bioshock are more moe.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    05:14 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, I find her appealing especially in pic2 and light years better than that 9ft Bakunyu creature.

    Comment by Onanimous
    05:16 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want to know how that little girl keeps her glasses from falling.

    http://bayimg.com/HaeCCaAcJ

    Comment by Char
    05:37 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nose piercing mounted glasses or hot glue?
    http://www.livescience.com/technology/060522_pierce_glasses.html

    Comment by Fonzer
    05:33 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Before moe i think people will be more into the meganekko.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    10:40 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're talking about me, dude :3

    Comment by Char
    05:34 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She's creepy in a Wednesday Adams sorta way.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:07 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's not a bad thing. Wednesday Adams has some charm(in a psychotic Gothic-Lolita way).

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:16 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who can say no to this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T89dQxMbiUA

    Comment by Char
    12:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Come to think of it you're right Wendsday Adams is a kinda dark gothic psycho Lolita moe.
    BTW love that scene in the movie.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:38 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    bayonetta's head is so fucking small

    I bet she could fit it up her cunt easily

    stupid character design. Makes me not want to buy this game

    Comment by Tateha
    05:44 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    kill it with fire. this girl is so ugly. loli fail this time, your doing it wronnggg.

    Comment by Envy
    05:47 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    omg lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:49 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...Damn, all these comments stink of otaku wannabees. Bemoaning the perceived lack of moe in many of the characters in this game.

    Hot is hot and that Bayonetta is on Fire! The youngin' got potential and that's about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:59 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Cereza" means "cherry" in spanish. So, her name can also be translated as SAKURA.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:15 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just correcting something here..

    Sakura == Cherry Blossoms
    Sakuranbo == Cherry

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:23 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The more you know...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:26 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol where are her legz xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:16 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you fail bitch boy

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:17 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She was meant to be creepy, not moe, people really are dumb

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:38 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it would be MORE disturbing if Bayonetta DID have moe in it.

    Just as well. No love lost here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:56 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    God that's sad, the feeling the need to include some loli i mean.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:56 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, she does look a little creepy.
    Lol at little Cereza pulling Bayonetta's ribbon XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't think it's the character herself as such, it's more that dress. It makes her proportions look out of whack.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:22 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No Loli Moe in the game?!
    The creators have good taste i see!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:52 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she looks as annoying as a real brat. That is freaky

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:03 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    OMG Kawaiiiiiii!!! :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe they're just trying to have a...regular human child rather than some marketable icon?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:09 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    IMPOSSIBLE!!!

    Comment by ChaosAngelZero
    10:43 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's something wrong with her glasses.

    Other than that:

    1) There's no place for moe crap in Bayonetta, go watch some insurmountably stupid show like Lucky Star for that.

    2) You should probably see how a real small girl's face looks like. http://i38.tinypic.com/2vba06x.jpg

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:56 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that real girl isn't moe at all.....

    Comment by ChaosAngelZero
    23:15 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly. Read my first point.

    Moe isn't synonymous with cute, you don't need stuff to "be moe" in order for it to be cute.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:57 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    now she's a milf!

    ... or a female lolicon

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:14 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bayonetta is a stylish over-the-top action title with a sexy lead female character and people are looking for some (loli) moe shit in the game?

    I bet -SOME- people here would like the game and Cereza if the PS3 version wasn't the inferior version.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:14 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Maybe they just -gasp- weren't trying for fanservice for once? It's not like an underage character always equals stuff for the pedos.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:26 25/10/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    This.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:26 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    how her glasses stay up

    also why is bayonetta like 11 heads tall

    Comment by Alistario
    12:38 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It looks like they were intentionally trying to make her look average, probably so you could care about her in a normal way as the story progresses. They were totally trying to make bayonetta the star of the show, while I dont find her crazy attractive or anything her total badassness is what makes her sexy to me. Play the Demo, she totally kicks ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:44 25/10/2009 # ! Bad (-0.2)

    Bayonetta is sexy and anyone who thinks otherwise is a retard who has some sort of massive brain disfunction.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    13:53 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll say it's the way around. I'd prefer Cattleya (despite my despise of bakunyu women) over her.

    Comment by hALOTOO
    15:33 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think the problem is Bayonetta is design to look like a 3D(real) woman not anime type of woman,so Cereza big eye(plus big glasses) are a bit off.
    Anyway am I the only one who would like to know how Bayonetta and Cereza are related ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:27 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think they implied in the trailers that Cereza is Bayonetta's daughter.

    Comment by ----
    16:15 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fuck moe anyway.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:50 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    busu-kawaii~

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:06 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    she looks like a little granny

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:19 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    too small for my taste.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:23 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'll stick with Sunny.

    Comment by Y10NRDY
    03:19 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    freaky little ankle biter. spray her in the eyes with a water bottle and maybe she'll go away.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:31 26/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Daww, she's adorable! I wanna hug her!

    Mysterious Voice: "What are you talking about?! She's hardly even presentable! Besides, what the hell is your obsession with young girls anyway?!"

    ...but she's cute.

    Mysterious Voice: "Tell that to the other people here. They seem to agree with me, right?"

    Mysterious Voice, if you don't SHUT UP right now, this is gonna become a forced meme and make people think I've got split personality disorder. And nobody likes forced memes, so BACK OFF!

    Mysterious Voice: "...fine. But I'll return one day. Just you wait..."

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:22 29/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I think shes cute. Whats with all the hate?

    Sometimes you guys take the 2D/3D thing to far.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:00 02/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Look, I don't think she was made to appeal to scary pedophiles, but then again, I know what type of people are gathering here. :-3

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