Top 10 Cutest Girlfriend Traits

I actually find #6 annoying =/ Don't get why they think its cute.

This can be summed up by

"She acknowledges that she is a possession."

Yeah most of that sounds way too clingy for me.

I can think of better ones, are these ALSO pre-phrased? I have a feeling this is a trap..

Sounds like the Perfect Girl! - lol.

1. She links arms with you

that makes me happy

Yeah... #6 is pretty much an annoying trait from a girlfriend.

#6 is annoying.
#7 and #8 are such luxurious things.

4 .-.

Aren't those just illusions based on what man wanted to be true since most of then don't necessarily happen or simple fade away after some time?

ah.. #9 for sure, exactly why I'm on Sankaku lols

And then the gender-flipped survey for women:

1. He has money.

11. she is 2D

I find most of these annoying

#1 would make me so happy

She eats her own vomit while bathing.

Is this a survey of Japanese men, or Japanese anime otaku?

Where do these Top 10 lists keep coming from? Is it some sort of Top 10 season? Hell, Artefact even prepared a line for the Top 10 Boyfriend Traits to come...

Aww.. #1 is so cute x)

All above are correct ... for every man.

New Title for this article

"Top 10 Things Your Ex-Girlfriend Does That Annoy You"

The only exception to make all 10 acceptable is only if the qualify Moe status.

Otherwise, some of these can become annoying or nightmare fuel for any relationship.

Last one cane be scary

This would be nice if it applied to US girls. :'(

1 and 9 looks good to me, but everything else looks annoying

8 is gr8. Dunno about cute though.

Clearly grown MEN did not fill this survey out.

I would have to say #1-3 for me, the others are debatable.

I really enjoy 8

This is retarded...

1 and 3 sound very appealing to me. The others, not so much.

To sum up this list: I'm a lazy asshole and want a woman to do my chores and make me food.

Sounds like marriage enough.

Don't you think it's odd that 1 of the most annoying female attribute is trying to make you say you love her, and yet when she asks you it's a endearing trait?

so what is up there.

Those lists are shit because they are preset choices, hence the same answers between men and women, only the order changes.

most of these would be very annoying and relation-ending to me and most people i know.

The whole weekend thing is plain scary.

But i love the clean room and lunch part.

1. 1. She links arms with you
2. 2. She makes you bento
3. 3. She does her best to help out in your daily life
4. 4. She asks “Do you love me?”
5. 5. She always spends the weekend with you
6. 6. She asks “What were you doing?” if you don’t see her for a day
7. 7. She wants to accompany you everywhere
8. 8. She cleans your room for you
9. 9. She does her best to match her hobbies to yours
10. 10. She’s jealous of your last girlfriend

!. She's making sure you can't get away...

2. I would see this as cute.... but it can also go horribly wrong if she has a grudge or is just a terrible cook.

3. She wants to keep track of where you are in addition to helping.

4. It's not a trick question. Or is it? o_0

5. It can be cute.... but also really clingy.

6. This makes it look like she doesn't trust you. Careful with this one.

7. Even into the Men's Room?! That's.... nice.... of you... *Backs away slowly*

8. She's also searching out for your stash of porn. You better hope she fails her Spot Check!

9. Now this is cute. Maybe it's a Japanese thing? I have no first-hand experience with this (none of my girlfriends ever tried doing this) so I can't tell.

10. ........ Why would she be jealous of my last girlfriend for?? o_0 Unless, y'know, I was still seeing my Ex on a regular basis, this would be strange in my book. Creepy too.

Now... why is it that most of these traits scream 'Clingy Jealous Girl'?? I'm sure this isn't something particular to a specific nation or nationality or genotype. But still.... how do japanese guys find this stuff 'cute'?

*Miroku74 scratches his head*

pass, i'll stick to my 2d.

Just tell me how many of those fact`s can one girl have or do?

They're not referring to 2D girlfriends, right..?

#1 is indeed #1 nevertheless..

Where is the she cleans ur poop by wiping ur ass trait?

Looks like some foot swappage going on in this pic.

10. She’s jealous of your last 2D girlfriends.

WTF! Is this what Japanese men actually find cute?
Except the first two i don't think i like any of those.Yes including cleaning my room. I prefer cleaning on my own my really personal space.
3.Good only if it means she is willing to help if i need her and not get involved in everything. And anyway i prefer handling my own problems.
4. I'm sick of being forced to say 999999 a day that i love her. If i said it, it doesn't change from one day to another. Stop asking.
5. That's good sometimes, but not ALL the time.
6. Holy fuck. What are you? Big brother? I hate this question from everybody not just my girlfriend.
7. For the love of God give me some space before i start hating you. Accompany me only if i ask you do.
8. Already answered that.
9. No need for that. She will hate me if she doesn't do what she likes. Not to mention i will have to hear how much she sacrifices for me. Am good at having some tender moments with each other.
10. Annoying as hell. Why the fuck is she jealous of someone i don't want anymore. Something wrong with her.
Seriously. Japanese men are fucked in the brain.

wow actually pretty true imo. most of them are myh moe points.

Anonymous said:
you guys gotta keep in mind this is a survey of the japanese guys, not you white people. They have different taste then yours, also a different culture.

So that's why women are fucking them up the ass. Because their man culture is being gay.

#1 - Not the kind of physical contact I appreciate, but I'll suck it up if she likes it.
#2 - Food is good.
#3 - Sounds more like a servant to me, but I'm assuming there is a give and take going on here.
#4 - That will get annoying after the 1st time.
#5 - Depends on how you define "spending the weekend". If it means being dragged to some god forsaken shopping mall, then probably no.
#6 - I call this trust issues.
#7 - I need my "me" time too.
#8 - I'm not that lazy.
#9 - Again a give and take, unless I'm getting something mixed up here.
#10 - Why?

I find it disturbing that "whoopie" (for the underage community that predominantly makes up the community of Sankaku) isn't on the list. Maybe a "she doesn't make you beg for it" should be added, but hey I suppose Japanese men are a peculiar bunch.

More like Top 10 Tsunetsuki Girlfriend Traits.

The girl in the Picture who’s leg is so short。

6, 7, 9, 10 are stalkerish.

9 is really.. really annoying. Get your own hobbies. I wonder if this is like the sort of thing where I would share something I like with someone... maybe the guys on this list thought that they were "copying" them.

#1 ftw.

This is the reason why Jap guys are being endangered, they're asking so much from 3d girls

#3 and 8 would be rather annoying for me.

Replies:

1. That shit better not be forever, I needs ta masturbate.

2. I want it everyday, 24/7.

3. Best isn't good enough. I want her entire commitment to meeting my every demand!

4. Spread your legs and let's see where we go from there.

5. Nuh-uh, fuck that. My weekend is for ranting about PS3 > 360.

6. "I WAS masturbating to a game of hentai Uno, until you gave a heads-up and ruined my train of thought!"

7. She can accompany me to the bathroom while I conjure a power deuce.

8. Good for her. Where's ma fucking bento??

9. You and me: masturbate. Back-to-back. No items. Fuck only. Final Destination.

10. She'll never be as great as my last girlfriend. She was an anime character and never talked back.

Don't know why so many negative comments, I preffer obsessive types.

6&7 will get on my bad side.

waitaminute. half of these is in the annoying survey. japanese hypocrites.

So many top tens we might end up having to make the "top ten top tens" soon.

1. sure
2. that's nice
3. just don't get in the way....or...nevermind
4. just don't fall overboard
5. that depends
6. after only 1 day, only ask this if you're REALLY bored
7. I appreciate but no, please don't
8. from time to time yes, always don't, I hate it when I can't find something
9. if she manages to like it, ok, but forcing it would make me feel bad about it
10. trust me

I Wonder if girls like this exist somewhere...

maybe at the end of October, we'll see a Top 10 "Top 10" list of lists...

In other words, we men want them to be our belongings. I can agree with all except nr 9. Ok. you can do the cleaning if you like, but do not change and stop having fun for my sake. That is ridiculous.

She wears a maid outfit with nekomimi if you ask her to? what about that important traits?

1. She links arms with you ("I'll never let you go sempai!")

2. She makes you bento (Instant Deathflag, whatever happens)

3. She does her best to help out in your daily life ("Marry me already!")

4. She asks “Do you love me?” ("Sure!")

5. She always spends the weekend with you ("Sex all day on Sunday?")

6. She asks “What were you doing?” if you don’t see her for a day (...?)

7. She wants to accompany you everywhere ("My house, my room NOW!")

8. She cleans your room for you ("Naked Apron please!")

9. She does her best to match her hobbies to yours ("Cosplay! Cosplay! Cosplay!")

10. She’s jealous of your last girlfriend (Simply don't tell you had one!)

HA HA HA LOL!

I actually HATE all of the above. NO wonder I don't have a girlfriend.

Numbers 4 and 6 are just horribly annoying.

Tch, all this traits make me sick! My kind of girl should do:

- walk around in appartments naked
- like beer
- like throwing clothes around
- bring her girlfriends for some group sex
- be a slut (not in literal sense)
- when we have an argument, instead of crying like sissy, she should just raep me.

The band's manager from Detroit Metal City is my perfect woman.

Just propaganda for what a GF would like. S.K. who are your masters, us or some gay sociologist?

1. Gay.
2. Get a cook.
3. Get a PA
4. Gay.
5. Just the weekend?
6. Today's AI could do better.
7. Get a dog.
8. Get a maid.
9. Get a buddy.
10. Gay.

She cleans your room for you???

What, really?

Right thats settled then! I'm moving to Japan!

What's with all the massive faggots here? You DON'T want a girl to be cute? Really?

Are you sure you're not gay, or something?

6 and 7 are annoying.10 is scary.what if she goes crazy and tries to kill your last girlfriend

"She cleans the room for you"

Those who put those are pretty worthless men.

... results which probably resonate with men the world over... Try, absolutely doesn't resonate with men anywhere outside of Japan. Come on, seriously: Makes you bento? Cleans your room for you?

9 of the 10 selections here compile to form my ultimate nightmare girlfriend. The only ideal trait on here is that she tries to match up hobbies with me, and even that had better be in moderation or its unattractive. I don't want a fake poser girlfriend, just and open minded one.

8. She cleans your room for you

WTF? id freak out if she did that! O.o

i'd seriously wouldn't want her to be jealous of my last girlfriend...but everything else is good for me.

and a girlfriend giving so much time and effort into "raising" her boyfriend seriously will think twice before dumping him....XD

.....well,said like it sure sound creepy (,_,)

6. She asks “What were you doing?” if you don’t see her for a day

Kinda common small talk for friends right? I don't know.

8. She cleans your room for you

I'd just feel a bit bad about her doing stuff like that for me.

3. She does her best to help out in your daily life
7. She wants to accompany you everywhere
9. She does her best to match her hobbies to yours

Hell yes.

The guys who took this survey don't know any real girls...the sad fact is that I agree with this list except for #6.

The corresponding male list may also make interesting reading in a subsequent article.

inb4 duplicate list with the items shuffled around a bit.

I have a girlfriend and I wish she did all these stuffs, especially #8

My top five for cute.
1. You grab her ass in public or talk about explicit stuff, she goes red.

2. When she walks into a room looking for you and you're standing in an obvious area where she doesn't see you.

3. You scare her and she makes a funny sound.

4. When she makes a funny sound period.

5. Certain flaws.

Loveplus:

1. Can't link arm with DS. maybe someone will invent such, though every morning we got to link arm with them.
2. Manaka made me one before. I don't know about the other girls though.
3. They can wake you up in the morning. (Alarm helps your life.)
4. God, try going into LovePlus mode for 2 hours. ><
5. If I didn't call for a date, she will.
6. Never left the DS for more than 2 days..
7. Of course I carry my DS everywhere. if the DS is used by my sister, I'll take the microSD in my wallet.
8. Now, this is impossible.
9. This too
10. But I never had a girlfriend! D=

Ahh the good side of 3D girls...

Japanese like super maids as gf? >.>

#1
#9

the rest is not needed

3,5,6,7,9 and 10 can be leveled up to yandere, creepy...

Well congratulations, you misanthropic asshats. Thanks to your inspiring comments, I've finalized my decision to join the seminary, so I'll never have to encounter the possibility of arguing with a real girlfriend.

Seriously, though, what the fuck, SC? You guys keep going on about how these traits are "stalkerish" and "clingy" and don't leave you with enough "personal space." I didn't realize you were all such a bunch of spineless, snivveling bedwetters.

Ever read the classics? This list should be titled "Top 10 Cutest *Hemingway* Girlfriend Traits". A real man knows that his woman needs to be tamed -- a task made much more easy if she's already docile.

#8 Fuck no!

Im not a guy but I wouldn't want my girlfriend this clingy, bento and cleaning is nice but I would want her as girlfriend not maidfriend ^_^;

a list made by men without a gf

share a scarf is cute too

Don't believe these POS surveys. If you look at the site, there are only 10 items total and there's a poll at the bottom of the page proving over 50% of the people think it's bull.

Just accept this as the fail article that it is and move on.

Okay, at least half of those points are retarded!
Worst is probably 9, followed up by 4, 6, 7 and 10...the rest isn't much better, typical depiction of a submissive female being something like a slave to the male. I wouldn't want a gf like that.

Cross out #10 and she's perfect.

Moe.

I find it funny that some of the top 10 mysteries of the female heart are pretty closely related to what we find cute.

Looks like the ones who answered the questions believe in Freudian Psychology.

I think #2 would be especially great if she came by your job to drop it off for you.

Hold on, guys don't like it when girls supposedly make them say "I love you" but they like to be asked "do you love me?" (5) what the fuck guys make up your mind already!

And what's with number 3, 2 and 8?? you want her to take care of you like your mother but you get annoyed if she nags like her! Fuck, guys are full of shit just the same as women.

For Americans, replace #6 with:

"Did you have fun with your football buddies?"

Well... What about the bento? I've always thought that kind of thing only existed in animes.

I think I'm too Japanese for not being one... I can identify myself with all of those

yeah...some of those are actually turn offs for me.

0 - She had sex with me .

This list is a complete FAIL.

Totally fake and UNREAL !

- 1. She links arms with you
That's cute, yeah.
- 2. She makes you bento
Not necessarily cute, but I like the fact that she thinks of me and cooks for me. It's good as long as it ISN'T every day.
- 3. She does her best to help out in your daily life
That's... sort of good... I think. But what about her own life?
- 4. She asks “Do you love me?”
That's annoying.
- 5. She always spends the weekend with you
That's normal, as long as it's not ALL the weekend EVERY weekend.
- 6. She asks “What were you doing?” if you don’t see her for a day
That's annoying. Bitching and stalking isn't into my likings list.
- 7. She wants to accompany you everywhere
That's scary. Very scary.
- 8. She cleans your room for you
That's scary and annoying. Why would she want to barge into my room and clean it? I know it's dirty, but it's MY place. What's in her head?
- 9. She does her best to match her hobbies to yours
That's... odd. If we were to have the exact same hobbies, although fun at first, it would soon become boring. Also, does she want to be an exact copy of me? Thanks, but NO.
- 10. She’s jealous of your last girlfriend
That's fucking crazy

Artefact:
"... results which probably resonate with men the world over..."
I disagree...

Good to see they followed up that other survey.
But some of these traits seem creepy. But then again, I'm a girl, what do I know about men~

Last time I did these things, I got dumped. *sad face*

i dont know, THE LOVE SUCKS!!!

The last one is definitely a sign to break up with her. What kind of idiot would date a girl who is jealous of your Ex? That's a precise formula for weapons grade hysteria.

mine is, she doesn't know how to eat cakes/bread so she ends up having crumbs around her mouth, while not knowing..

miss my ex :(

d'awwww those traits are universally cute~

i just do hope that some of them won't get tired lol

1. I do this. He seems to prefer it over holding hands.
2. I can't cook much, but he's a NEET, so I don't need to make him lunch to take with him.. if he went to work or school, I would definitely learn to make him things he likes to eat to take with him. Right now he does most of the cooking..
3. Always. I consider his issues a top priority.
4. Only if I feel neglected.
5. I usually see him one day of the weekend for dinner or a date. Sometimes I'll stay overnight.
6. Only because I'm interested in his activities when we're not together. I like knowing that he's had fun even if I wasn't there.
7. That's just clingy. I'll only go if he wants me to, it's rude to ask without invitation.
8. He keeps it clean by himself. He's a pretty tidy person.
9. Mutual interests are great, but it's not necessary to have all the same hobbies. How boring!!
10. No way. I'm his first love, his exes can't compare to me.

Sometimes I worry I've become a "Yamato Nadeshiko" type...

So, they only surveyed hetero men. I wonder what Japanese gays find cute about other men...

she ask "wat are you doing" every once an hour or half an hour...thats what really irritating when you are trying to even eat your meal

Note how not once sex is mentioned? Whoever created this list, only suitable for underlings, could also have been thinking about an entire entourage rolled up into one poor person, the only person who would do all that would be a lovesick GF . . .

I find all those cute

isnt 10 like....bad?

The people who think this probably never had a girlfriend...
And, is there anything more humiliating than making your girlfriend clean your own room? I pity a girl who would date a guy who can't even keep his own belonging in order.

I think those people actually want a mother, not a girlfriend.

1, 4, 7, 8, 10 Rules ^_^

11. She is 2D.

This isnt cute at all! this is insecure and clingy! omg I could stand a gf always asking me what im doing, and always has to be by my side I NEED SPACE

i hate number 4. i thought of a great way to fuck with em on that question. if you said it before tell her you did, and if the situation changes you'll let her know. basically except number 1 and 2 all would be a turn off for me.

;_;
I want

...these are common traits in 2D girls. You guys always say that you prefer 2D to 3D, but at the same you hate everything in this list.

Yeah I call bull shit on this whole list. Ahem.
1.Bitch get your hand off my arm I'm playing a game!
2.Thank you that was very nice of you. *tosses it in the garbage can*
3. Baby your going out of your way a wee bit to much.
4 ............when have been going out for a day....
5. Wait so where fucking?
6. Wtf do you think I was doing on a saturday....masturbation :3.
7. Bitch this is the male bathroom......unless you wanna get it on the sink......just throwing it out there.
8. Wtf I had my room the fuckin way I want it BITCH GTFO!!!
9. o.o are you stalking me?
10. Key word X......and your just making me wanna go back to her.......

#10? Well, at least it means she loves you, but in an extreme it can make her a psycho bitch. Same with #6 and #7.

Those who think the list is bollocks, utopian, only applicable in 2D, yadda yadda, think again. The fact that (most) guys find these traits kawaii (cute) desu is an indication that girls dig guys with kakkoii (cool) traits (IMO, "cool" is the masculine version of "cute"). If a guy genuinely loves a girl, he would do something similar albeit most girls find it cool instead. For example (from a guys perspective),

#1 He offers an arm to hold on to. - "Oh, onii-chan is SO cool~! (Clings on to his arm obligely)"
#4 He asks "Do you love me?" - Her face flushes and nods shyly . (OH DAMN! THIS IS SO TURNING ME ON ALREADY!!!)

Though I must say, I haven't seen the corresponding list for guys (if one exists) which might not be similar as for girls.

Guys. If all of you believe such cute girls exist, I believe girls believe cool guys exist too! YES, WE CAN!!!

Also, if one genuinely loves the other, one loves wholly irregardless of flaws that might be in the way. BTW, yes, I believe in true, unconditional and pure love.

P.S.: With respect to the significant homo- & bisexual SanCom populace, simply change the pronouns accordingly.

Fuck #4, #6, and #7.

4,7,9 and 10 are all Scary Girlfriend traits too... I guess anything in moderation is fine.

1, 3, 5, 7, 9,10 are all agreeable to me. 2 - I like cooking on my own or for her 4 - I find that annoying, but still gives her the answer even if its the 9000th time 6 - I don't find this cute, but I can understand if shes curious. 8 - never!

Yandere + traits mentioned in the list FTW!

#6 only works for Tsundere and Yandere.
anyone else and it's just annoying.

As a girl this list makes a lot of sense and I'd probably try my best to do them.

If you don't want your chick to do these, just get a personal hooker or Dutch wife. No warmth or personality at all.

1. She links arms with you
Why wouldn't this be cute?

2. She makes you bento
Doesn't have to be a bento box. I'd enjoy cooking for my boyfriend. Hell I enjoy cooking for my normal friends.

3. She does her best to help out in your daily life
I think anyone would be grateful for any help with problems or errands.

4. She asks “Do you love me?”
Only one that I think would be pushy. Maybe it sounds cuter in Japanese.

5. She always spends the weekend with you
If you're working during the week, going around with your girlfriend sounds like a good break.

6. She asks “What were you doing?” if you don’t see her for a day
If you take it more like, "How was your day yesterday?" it means she's interested in your life instead of wanting to know every motion you take.

7. She wants to accompany you everywhere
Again, she's interested in you and wants to spend time with you.

8. She cleans your room for you
I actually did this once with an exboyfriend in high school. His parents hid his car keys until his room was clean, so I went over and cleaned it with him.

9. She does her best to match her hobbies to yours
She's trying to find another way to have a good time with you. Usually this isn't a task for me since I end up gaming with him or going to cons and cosplaying to start off.

10. She’s jealous of your last girlfriend
I do this all the time. I feel like all the other girls were prettier/nicer than me (well before they broke up).

Yea, sounds like Top 10 Maid Traits. Cleaning their room??! Room cleaning is not a cute trait. It's just something boyfriends would like their girlfriends to do for them.

i find 5 of those 10 traits annoying