Top 10 Mysteries of the Female Heart

3. Your love for her is measured by the frequency of your calls and emails

7. She never expresses things directly with words but instead makes you read between the lines

9. She wants you to express your love through deeds

I've had a bad experience with all these in a one girl, well it was all good at first but then it turned out she was like that just before she broke up with me.

The hinting bullshit being most annoying, even though she knew I didn't like it or understood the cryptic hints she used it as excuses when she broke up while she was really after some other guy. Slut.

Christ, some of the guys here are bigger sissies/bitches than any girl I've ever known.

try these:

1. She asks you for advice but becomes angry when you give it
Don't give any advice. Just do it the evangelion way and ask "What would you want?", then continue with "Is that what you want?" and "Is that what you really, really want?"

2. Her feelings are hurt if you fail to notice a change in hairstyle
Ask her "Who was it done for, you or me? If it was done for me, then you should've done something that grabs MY attention, not yours.

3. Your love for her is measured by the frequency of your calls and emails
Again "Is that what you want?"

4. She wants to make you say “I love you”
Ask her "Can't you tell already?"

5. She’s angry with you if you actually go home after she asks you to
Again ask her "Is that what you want?" before doing anything.

6. She uses “I’ll break up with you” as a bargaining chip
Again "Is that what you want?"

7. She never expresses things directly with words but instead makes you read between the lines
Don't let her think you're struggling with this. Make it so she thinks it's her fault.

8. When you are alone together her attitude differs completely from when you are with other people
In a good way or in a bad way? If it is good then you shouldn't complain.

9. She wants you to express your love through deeds
Again "Is that what you want?"

10. She immediately wants any new product
Look into her eyes and ask "Is that what you really, really want?"

7 sometimes and 8 mostly I would say is about right.

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I like this :3

>>3. Your love for her is measured by the frequency of your calls and emails

I won't expect my boyfriend (if I will ever have one) to give me too much texts or calls, especially if it's unimportant like 'what are you doing, hun?' and such.

I wonder how many of the asked persons had a relationship already if I think about the statistics that many never had one...

I would give anything to be able to experience that list...

3D women >.>

fuck it, fight it, it's all the same...

6. She uses “I’ll break up with you” as a bargaining chip
If any woman or man uses this trick, RUN! Dump them immediately. They're psycho manipulative assholes. Your relationship will be all downhill from the point they first use this, and give you too much bitterness.

9. She wants you to express your love through deeds
...Who the hell doesn't want this? I sure as hell would love my girl to actually behave as if she loved me and cared for me, rather than just empty words. Giving a nice backrub after a hard day at work, or a nice dinner with a pleasant atmosphere when everything else in one's life sucks etcetera...
Mere words are cheap, commitment and dedication is not.

Wheres the fitting pictures for every point made?

Childish, in other words.

haha, not all women are like that
some are really fussy about details like texts and noticing hairstyle stuff
but not all women are that shallow
:P

I stopped putting up with this shit a long time ago. I went through the dating game; "playing" women, letting them use me for their own amusement as I sought to figure out what the fuck they wanted me to do for them.

Of course, I'm single now and have been for a couple of years, but I'm a lot happier this way than playing the fucking guessing game with girls that don't give a damn about themselves enough to identify their own hypocritical nature.

It's better to be single and keep your chances of meeting a sane person you could see living your whole life with than to meet that person while you're in a relationship with a tool who thinks men are toys for amusement.

Also, women crave men who don't want them, so it's rather amusing for me. True story.

What's wrong with #10? Who doesn't?

2D>3D

Number 9 is perfectly understandable.
BUT THE REST OF THEM ARE NOT!
:)

Number 7 is just a misinterpretation of the truth: you men are sometimes so dense it's sad.

"10. She immediately wants any new product"

I think most people do, it only differs what they want.
"Oh, a shiny new eroge!"
"Gotta get those carbon golf clubs!"
"This handbag is a must!"

That's pretty much global ;)

Anybody know who the picture is of? I see her here often.

haha, definately need more of these top 10 posts. Im guessing they are relitively easy to make and are nice filler till a post about an Anime/Visual Novel I care about comes up. :P

So true. It's interesting how some things are universal across cultures.

Funny!!
None of them fits my woman....like none

strange @_@

I've been married for 29 years & never been on a date with her - the woes of an arranged marriage. But the only one my wife is fluent in is #10. Hell, before she stablized herself in a career she blew through most of the money I gave her for the month in 2-3 days, a week at the most. Except for that, I had a pretty carefree married life - but that's a rural Japanese woman for ya. They only become a problem when you hand them cash...

Ugh... these are so true. This is why I dislike other women... and can see why men would too.

This is more or less just the stupid shallow gfs.....same with the male version of this list...these are flings.....

1. Thats not what she wanted to hear! lol
2. Ofc, she did it for you to notice it...
3. Because guys arent good with showing off any nice emotions she measures your care for her with how much atention you give her.
4. Its all about love :)
5. Im guessing she doesnt know what she wants lol :P
6. She is self serving and/or thinks that she is a dominant person in your relationship.
7. Shes afraid?
8. Duuh. That can be in a good way, or bad way. Idk what this one is implying.
9. Ofc you silly :)
10. Idk, what product?

So girls, how did I do? lol

Pfft. They're both the same.

What lazy bugger did this?

This is like soo true.

If the man can get sex from this woman, he can take everything!

8 is so true

Actually guys do the exact same thing... Come on, humans are just fucking annoying, regardless of gender. That is why we have pets.

I'm 4 out of 10 of toughs statements o.o
(1,2,7,8)

These are fun.

8.All women are schizophrenic
9.slavedrivers and control freaks
10.child
6.Oh seems like sex is the only thing women offers and bargains with you
1.too smart for her.

XD