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The Kanokon version is better.
chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup with a naked girl on the side? XD
+1 for knowing that song
What if she farted or peed or pooped in the bathtub...
I'd plug in a toaster and drop it in the bathtub, so she can make me some yummy toasts!
3d pig disgusting
a restaurant like this in NY would be nice
... if the girls aren't American. Maybe Japanese or Korean girls would do.
Japanese or Korean would be preferred, but if the American girl is hot enough, then that would be okay. I mean, if the American chick was hot like Hayden Panettiere or Danica Patrick.
americans is be lols. with you danica patricks and you halle berrys. you shuld get real womans like in our russia.
sry ive always wanted to act russian.
the cake is a lie!
女体 is nyotai.
Not jotai.
Does this girl count as Busu-Kawaii?
She seems on to have that, "Hot, but just ugly enough to make it even hotter" look that says "Busu Kawaii" to me.
Considering her face is pretty much on the mediocre side, or on the below average pending on people's standards.
She can be.
This is delicious !!!!
Yesss! Yesss !!!
This is delicious !!!
Yessss! Yessss!
disgusting
can anyone say "tub girl"?
Dun see any rainbows there...
disgusting!
Having eaten something from between a girl's breasts, I can attest that it does in fact greatly enhance the flavor.
...not that I'd care if it didn't.
Beeeeeee....
I wanna stuff some salad inside her pussy, then eat it as it comes out.
No one of you will ever beat my pervertism.
I want to eat her so badly.....I mean the noodles
I think I probably couldn't concentrate on the noodles.
This is called 女体流しそうめん / jotai nagashi-soumen; eating cold noodles from running water is an unusual delicacy, though combining this with nyotaimori is certainly novel.
As a recently started learner of Japanese I have to wonder: Why is "女体" pronounced "jotai" in the former expression, and "nyotai" in the latter? Is there any rule to follow in deciding when it's pronounced which way, or am I only ever going to learn by rote memorisation?
I'm sure it must be nyotai in the context - I have amended it thus...
do want.
om nom nom nom
Am I the only one that foods foodplay really disgusting? =/
ummm.. .maybe, but i do prefer 'play' without the 'food' when given the choice...
if you are a girl;
insert food into your vag*na...(cucumber/carrot/leek?)
*thinking n envisioning*
Disgusting? I say this is not a bad idea x]
Yes
you are a freak. you do not belong on this website then
Itadakimasu!
I imagine that burns like all hell
wat.
"soumen"
"eating cold noodles"
derp.
Did you not bother to read the part about it being cold noodles?
I believe anon was understandably distracted..
Nice. It's better this way since we don't have whiny shota getting in the way.
3D Disgusting Pigs
DO NOT WANT
2D 4vr
2d > 3d
Always.
Enjoy your loneliness
i never liked cold noodles( ive eaten cold noodles before) ugh makes me gag
It's all in the flavoring, as well as how supple the noodles were. You need to make sure they don't become soggy either. Nice, firm, but soft noodles are best. Then you just gotta have the proper spices or sauce, flavoring.
Kinda like those tits. Nice, supple, soft looking yet firm and with those leaves, kinda like them mochi soft buns.
"ugh makes me gag"
I'll just leave it at that...
Don't forget to bring a towel
Yes, Towelie will just get high after seeing this.
*mother barge into room*
mother: hope you're not browsing the net for porn!
son:nah i was just looking at some...um...noodles..yeah,noodles..something like that.. *grin*
win
XD
Alternative for me
*mother barges into room*
Mother: hope you're not browsing the net for porn
Me: Fuck off mum you know I am now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
Mum: yes master
What an ungrateful son.
That mum shouldn't give birth and raise or simply just abort that kid at the first place.
She did try
hey, maybe he's just a mazakon and his mom wants to be his 'slave'...
im sorry ive been on myincesthentai.com too much :/
but it's the "mom: yes master" that got me to think that, honestly
Freud would have a field day with you
Cartman does that all the time and look what a fine lad he turned out to be.
thats win
Its at time like that that I want to move to japan...
And then she'd look at your yearly revenue. If it's not above 70K, your chances are pretty slim to none.
i might get too distracted that i might choke >.>
too bad she covered her nipples with heart leaves
it's a two in one homage... both kanokon and queen's blade (alleyne)! double win!!
Some like it kinky.
Ero ero
And parents always say you shouldn't play with food...
I'd play with that food all the time. d(^__^)b
Itadakimasu~!
hey, how did you do that backward b?????
+1 internet to whoever gets the reference, xDDDDDDD
great reference indeed good sir
Fail, he didn't register a BeastUK account.
+ OVER 9000
+1 XDXDXDXDXD
+1
+100
*clasps hands* いただき～！
they didnt mention anything about not playing with the girl though...
Indeed they didn't.
Bigger Importance is what the hell was the photographer thinking for not doing anything?
Lam it's set up in her bathroom with teaplant leaves as tit stickers
There should be some soy sauce in her lap and it would be perfect. ^_^
Ermm~ I don't think can finish the noodles, is too tasteless~ Need some flavor in order to finish the noodles X3
soy sauce on a body kind of screams "guro" doesnt it? lol
and yes, I wonder if she'd like some sausage with her noodles ^_-
my monster cock would stick inside her while i'm eating the noodle...
Question is: "Why isn't someone there to help her finish (the meal)?
Monstrously small, perhaps.
on the human skin, there is around 1 trillion bacteria(let say that person just get out of the bath), that is equal to around haft a million per square inch of the skin
Also, there is around 500 to 1000 kinds of bacteria living in and on human body, the mouth alone already has 700 kinds
is this turn on anyone? Definitely NOT me
YOU CAN GET SWINE FLU JUST BY BREATHING CLEAN, FRESH AIR
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
When god gives you lemons.
You find a new god.
Dead, he caught the swine flu. >_>
Perhaps i should've gone hindu or something?
lolz haxed
you fap to educational information WHUT?
are you the lemon?
...Just die already xD
i happen to be mysophobic, and even i can look past the bacteria in this instance. Unless she recently finished a bukkake porn shoot >_>
fapfapfap
Ah yes, Phobia of disease and bacteria is always entertaining.
I'd quote the now dead and slowly rotting George Carlin who's probably fucking his way around in Hell, if hell exists.
"In my neighorhood no one ever got polio. No one. Ever! You know why? Because we swam in raw sewage! It strenghtened our immune systems. The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!"
anon forgot of having his own bacteria :3
You'll be a virgin forever if you keep thinking like that.
I'd never eat off my own skin, even if I was a woman.
I would however eat off a sexy woman's body, and i would eat off her body (but I don't like plain noodles, and soy or ketchup would just make me feel like im acting out guro :/). And that's a bath she's in, so i think it's safe to assume she doesn't fear them like some people here do. I'm sure she's kept her hygiene and cleanliness in mind... do you do the same? I do.
there's people here who would eat a hot woman's shit if they could, btw...
also, did you know that fecal matter floats around everywhere in our lives? there was an episode of mythbusters that showed fecal matter appear on a toothbrush that had been sitting brand new OUTSIDE a bathroom for like a few hours or something. you cant see it though, you'd have to have some test tubes and microscopes set up...
yea shuddup anon#1.. fapfapfap
Who cares?! We're living with these each freaking day and we can't help it, so let's simply stop caring about it!
Not enough is bad but too much is as bad.
(=^.^=)
Om nom nom