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    Comment by LanceRayne
    09:23 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    rofl @ better abs....

    Comment by First Posting Idiot
    09:44 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tired of counting calories?
    Tired of killing yourself at the Gym?

    Try the Haruhi Suzumiya Ab Cruncher and Get Ripped!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:03 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    apart.

    Comment by k
    23:47 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1, 4(Too Small) and 10 are acceptable to me... I love hairy pussy, looks natural... Too Small Bikini show more breasts & nipples... Naked Beach would beat #10 out <3

    Comment by k
    23:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1, 4 and 10 are acceptable to me.

    Comment by k
    23:49 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    4 --> Too Small Only! Too Big is not accepted...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:12 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Looks natural? Looks like shit.

    Never reproduce.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:04 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    one up for the funny tan lines

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:29 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can't see what people like about 4.... looks odd.

    1 and 10 I cant understand, revealing swimsuits are what the beach is about, and unshaven fun zones are something i neither like nor dislike.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:31 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    your girlfriend, fapped by other men.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:02 22/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Number 5 can't be helped. I wouldn't mind my girlfriend looking at other men as long as she doesn't flirt with them and I get to look at other women as well. I agree with number 10 though, I wouldn't want my girlfriend dressed in a skimpy swimsuit while around a bunch of other men, especially since a lot of guys will take pictures of any girl they see in a sexy swimsuit to put on the internet.

    Comment by eksuterru-kun
    00:02 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ooh, The Testosterone of Suzumiya Haruhi

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:26 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    +5

    Comment by chob101
    09:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah that shits prett damn funny lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh what the hell...

    *fap fap fap*

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly.

    Comment by Maikeru
    11:17 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nouu ! I dont want this or it'll go into an abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless ei- abb filled endless eight. oh ffs, see what you made me do T~T

    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    15:06 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haruhi
    +
    this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
    =
    what you saw in the 9th image

    Comment by Ninsheart
    06:10 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Powerthirst. Classic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:59 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hehehe that would be embarrassing, your girl has superman abs while you got homer simpson's beer belly. >.<'

    On the other hand I might contest over no.10 its always better if yah see more unless they're too fat or too old or a cross-dresser (imagine a cute girl wearing a tiny bikini with a bulge bigger than yours frolicking around the sand T_T

    Comment by Chris
    22:29 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not if it's your girlfriend, because then you have to start worrying about all the other guys at the beach.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:17 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed. That one applies if it is your girlfriend. The same if she's looking at other guys.

    But It'd be funny to se tan lines similar to the ones on display on the picture x3

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:27 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    At that point, might as well go to a private beach and just get nekkid. ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That ab thing is disgusting. The image, I mean.

    Comment by Grim32
    16:03 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not really...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:14 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think I can't look at Haruhi normally again T_T

    Comment by Kortaku
    10:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the last one is the least of my worries... =)

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:31 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I believe number 9 is in conjunction to one otherwise I believe it wouldn't be on the list.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:05 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It will be when you got number 5.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:19 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's the most enjoyable

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:15 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i have that wall scroll...
    I will never look at it the same way ever again

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:52 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, if I had #5 as a wall scroll, I wouldn't be able to look at it the same way either.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:28 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I WANT #5 as a wall scroll.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:33 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol if that was true the guy is pathetic

    Comment by Kir Royal
    13:06 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yup this is accurate

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:12 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    To say the truth, my gf do have better abs than me...

    *cries in emo corner*

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:49 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    something so true is also so funny...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:02 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Better abs? Hillarious!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:42 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ROFL at too revealing swim suit!

    Comment by onitake
    00:19 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    <3 @ better abs ;)

    and #8's tan lines are admirable. but the boys asked meant something else i guess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:49 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    there are some things i fucking dont understand why they dont want to be happen!?
    i want that a hot girl have reveling (to small) swin suit :D
    or when the peds slip over ;P

    Comment by Exia
    09:23 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh a nice day on the beach...oh whats that? It's a giant bush between....omg...someone get the hedgecutter.

    Comment by Ayu Jochuu
    09:42 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Say that to the men with hairy breasts, backs legs and ass.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:58 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Men are SUPPOSED to be hairy , if not they look like total faggots

    Comment by Kortaku
    10:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Doode. Shaved Pubes = Woohin.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:12 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    sometimes less is more

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:22 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No. They look like hairy apes. The end.

    Comment by Maikeru
    11:18 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oi. ._."

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:45 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is it just me or do japanese women seem to not know what shaving is?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:47 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I rather not date a fucking slob of an ape as a boyfriend, guys should trim and take care of their bodies just as women do; stop putting it as an excuse to make yourself feel less of a loser.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:42 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^ agree with above anon. I do it, it's called good hygiene.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:15 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    take care of body? now now, that is WAY TOO MUCH GAY !

    I fuck care that, so STFU and GTFO !

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:15 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    good hygiene? fuck NO, is called begin a MAN !

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:30 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If we don't have hair, we get called fags.

    If we do have hair, we get scolded for bad hygiene.

    There is simply no way we can win in this world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:38 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon 13:47

    Rejoice people, one less parasite after our money.

    Comment by Unellmay
    15:47 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HYGIENE!!!???
    WTFS THAT!!???

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:10 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My legs are so hairy, I start a forest fire whenever I go hiking.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:19 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol women are supposed to be hairy too otherwise they wouldn't grow hair in the first place XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:31 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fucking morons, who said you had to look like a bald baby? I said you just need to trim and don't look like a fucking slob; taking care of your body or good hygiene doesn't translate to shaving your whole body you retards, read before going literally ape-shit.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:32 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon 13:38

    Not that the women you seek attentions from would look at you for any other reason, naive anon.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:34 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon 15:38

    Not that the kind of women you seek attentions from would pay attetion to you for any other reason, silly anon.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    16:31

    Left over from when it was necessary for life. Same reason babies instinctively grab ahold of things put in their hands.

    It just hasn't been evolved out yet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:52 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hairy people can be clean too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've never met a woman who preferred hairless guys. They want a masculine body.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:28 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know someone who has shaved his pubic hair by a bit, now it has a "mohawk" kind of pubic-hairstyle. It's fucking disgusting, if you ask me. Dyeing your pubic hair, giving them styles meant for heads... the world is ending man

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:50 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    hairless and masculine is good...they don't have to be mutually exclusive.

    a guy's pubic hair looks the same as a girl's. I don't see why one should shave that area and the other doesn't.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:12 25/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Women shave to look younger. Almost everything they do is to look younger. Young woman = sexxy.

    Men want to look older and powerful. Being hairy = older. And it also makes you look bigger = powerful.

    Thats just basic behavior copying what we find biologically interesting/sexxy.

    Women shave their pubes cause: 1) = looks younger, 2) internet porn, and 3) other women are hyper-judgemental bitches.

    Porn actresss shave so you can very clearly see her genatalia, and see it clearly being used. Because internet makes so much porn free to see, women are copying porn stars as that is the most common thing they see other women do with that.

    And if other women see a girl hasn't shaved, they will think horrible things about her as well as thinking they are better than her, and women can't stand that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:43 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh man, agreed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:13 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    man w/o hair, hairless or shaved = more gay than a GAY !

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:38 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You know, every fucking professional body builder shaves. Most other professional sports players at least shave their legs. And there is of course the fact that 1/3 of all men go bald as they age.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:55 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    More than 1/3 of all men are gay I guess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:03 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The hair gets in the way of the beautiful muscles.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:50 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Men are usually hairy because their testosterone level is much higher than women. Shaving isn't necessary hygienic. It will just make you look clean outside.

    You'll only look clean but you'll not smell clean plus you have to shave a lot to maintain that supposedly clean look. Also, the longer you shave, the harder the hair you shave becomes.

    It's better if we always take a bath instead of saying that we should shave to become clean. That will make us clean.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:44 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    professional sports players shaving their legs don't do it for the sake of "maintaining their body's"
    They do it so they can treat injuries better. That way, the hair on their legs wouldn't get in the way. (People like professional cyclists)

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:08 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, the whole "the longer you shave, the harder the hair you shave becomes" thing is a huge myth. The only reason it feels rougher and looks thicker is because of the way the razor slices the hair, making the hair blunt and creating a stubble.

    That's why I wax, and I only have to do it about once a month. It tapers the hair, making it appear thinner. Also, if done often enough the hair tends to regrow softer and waxing can sometimes kill the hair follicle so that it doesn't grow back. Oh, and waxing hurts, but not that badly, so if someone tells you they don't wax because it hurts too much then they're a fucking pussy.

    So guys, waxing is the way to go. I don't want to see your nasty hair.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^who cares about what you want, fatty.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:02 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Real mature. I actually have a really nice, slim body. You fucking wish you could get with someone like me.
    Too bad I don't go for immature guys, let alone apes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:15 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I waxed my leg once, just to see what it felt like. Didn't even flinch, it isn't that bad.

    Comment by HARDKOAR
    03:17 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    23:44

    You know, your hair grows around injuries to protect the skin, not to harm it, if hair harms us in any way we'd all be fucking balled and women would be bitching for hairy men, cause thats what women are like they want what we dont have.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:32 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let's create a shaved enclave in SanCon! Who shall be our ambassador to Manly Manland?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:48 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    03:17

    Why don't you say that to the doctors, let the hair stay to protect that wound stab needing 17 stitches. Dumbass. Hair can capture dirt and bacteria (and around the crotch, fluids); so it goes both ways. It might be easier to maintain your personal hygiene if it's waxed/shaved, but how clean your body is has more to do with how much of a slob or not you are.

    Comment by kajunbowser
    05:26 29/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No ZZ Top concerts in a bikini, plz.

    Comment by MoeMoeKyunBeam
    09:25 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    swimsuits can NEVER be too revealing!

    unless its your girlfriend's of course..

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:49 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the poll -is- for their girlfriends..

    Comment by Panik
    10:19 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    these pics are pretty hilarious

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah i think they mean not revealing enough.

    Comment by NoobsDeSroobs
    09:29 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I expected no less...

    Comment by Tex_Arcana
    09:29 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And, in other news, Japanese guys continue to fail at an alarming rate.

    Although I think 5, 6, and (maybe) 10 are fair, almost.
    Did I mention I hate the beach, whatever beach it may be?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:47 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Second

    Comment by Megami Tenshi
    09:31 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice pic for each one...

    Comment by Titolion
    09:32 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with the HAIR!!! and the fat!!

    But the rest... Abs?? if its a tsundere... maybe...

    Comment by Ayu Jochuu
    09:40 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1 and 2 should apply for men too...

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:19 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    stfu fucking ungly bitch!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:35 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol the truth just hurts sometimes, right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:39 06/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They would, if male pubic hair was actually capable of protruding through the average pair of swim trunks; 2 being true if it wasn't for the fact that men have to do grueling amounts of crunches and other various strength exercises to achieve an abdomen that most women would consider "hot" (whereas women need only be skinny). But hey, why am I debating it to you? You're more than likely an overweight, white-as-snow, self-righteous western woman who simply watched too many ~self esteem~ commercials to care about her own personal situation. You should rest easy knowing that eastern women are not only more beautiful (without really trying), successful, and TRULY humanitarian then you are, but also that they'll never sink to the 'delusion of mediocrity' that you and so many of your kind have already prescribed yourselves to.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with you being a fag. HAIR is awesome! there is nothing wrong with it. I hate how america create's these ridiculous standards and you mindless drone's accept them, not knowing why your doing something but just doing it because every one else is. The other half of you querrs are probably pedifilers and like to imagine your banging your 12yr old sister.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:00 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My sister is NOT 12 years old bitch!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:35 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    @10:08 Just because you want to fuck a chimpanzee does not make those of use who are disgusted by animal features like hair and wide noses paedophiles.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:34 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "animal features"?

    Humans technically ARE animals.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:04 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WHO ARE YOU CALLING HUMAN, MEATBAG?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:43 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anon 11:35 is still in amoeba evolution state apparently. Primates, humanoids, FUGLY, no?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:59 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yes i dream of banging your 12 yr old sister!

    Comment by Silentium
    14:22 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    imouto FTW

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:20 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it's you that's the fag, Anon. Do you watch Magnum PI reruns and fap cuz Selleck has a moustache AND a hairy chest? Not to mention the fact that you're a hypocrite because if a girl showed up for sex with hairy armpits and legs, you'd run screaming. You expect women to shave their pits and legs but shaving her snatch is bad? BTW, the reason we like it is because a mouth full of piss-soaked pubic hair is actually pretty fuckin gross....not to mention OTHER liquids that may be trapped in it. I still shudder in horror at my teen memories from the early 80's before shaving had become the norm...it was downright frightening, not knowing what kind of nasty, dank, black forest I was going to have to wade through.

    Comment by Artefact
    21:21 19/10/2009 # ! Inadvisable

    Turning off the "shaved" filter for this post was a mistake after all I see.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:42 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dont watch any fucking Magnum PI you dick tree. only cock munchers like your self watch shit like that and fap to who ever in the fuck
    Selleck is. Dammit...you lil puss-es kill me with that shit, relying on society and it's norms to tell you who to be, what to think, how to act, what to do, and so on. why dont you stop being a cunt and think for your self for once, like the shit that you like, listen to the music that you want to listen to, unstead of just doing what the fuck every one else dose since it's "the norm".your all a bunch of zombie conformist. you faggots

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:36 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, because OBVIOUSLY you look like a hairy ape because you're rebelling against an ultra-repressive society's nonsensical norms. Let me guess, you think your facial hair makes you look like Guevara?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:39 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anyone who shaves is OBVIOUSLY a mindless sheep. They share themselves, see? Hur Hur I maed a funny.

    Comment by Unellmay
    15:49 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quiet you disgusting ape

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree with you being a fag. HAIR is awesome! there is nothing wrong with it.

    Comment by ArcheR
    11:24 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you like bears... Yeah, it's fine.

    Comment by Unellmay
    15:50 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lulz

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:36 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    monkeyfucker.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:08 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, I love HAIR, and I'm proud to be a Monkeyfucker!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:04 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If my girlfriend has abs, that means I'm a wuss and must go to the gym.

    But I'm a lazy person. Oh, the dilemma!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:20 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Definitely #1...

    This one time, my ex girlfriend wore her sister's swimsuit at her parent's backyard pool. In this swimsuit, her pubes were exposed out the leg-holes. Everyone - her parents, her sister's boyfriend, her young cousins - saw them. And when you're preparing your food from the BBQ, it's really unappetizing seeing pubes 6 inches away from the continents that you're about to consume!

    Comment by pjca
    09:32 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OMG
    Better abs FTW!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL FUNNY TAN LINES WTF

    Comment by EyE
    09:33 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what about finding your gf is actually a trap?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:40 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, if he's still cute......

    Comment by Exitium
    09:40 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If it takes a trip to the beach to find that out,then the boyfriend desperately needs to schedule an eye appointment.

    Comment by Unellmay
    15:50 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    or good trap

    Comment by Elle Lowel
    09:36 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. She’s forgotten to shave!
    - I would never forget to >.<

    2. There are rolls of fat overflowing her swimsuit
    - I'm safe here. n_n

    3. Her pads have slipped
    - Also safe here, no need for pads with my size.

    4. Her swimsuit is too big or too small
    - Hrm.. this is always trouble for me. It takes time to make it "fit"

    5. She’s eyeing other men in their swimwear
    - Sometimes one can't help but look. I try not to have it linger sometimes.

    6. Her makeup is running in the water
    - Wearing make up in the water is stupid.. whoever does that is well.. you know.

    7. She looks cold (blue lips/goosebumps)
    - Not with me.

    8. She has funny tan lines
    - I'm already tan so I get no lines.

    9. Her abs are more chiseled than yours
    - *laughs* Yeah right.

    10. Her swimsuit is too revealing
    - I would never wear anything too revealing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:14 22/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one cares that you're the perfect girlfriend, gtfo.

    Comment by Pyrolight
    09:37 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol I love the picture for 8

    Comment by setanbedul
    11:01 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >>8. She has funny tan lines

    agreee... how about take her out tonight

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:00 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shibari FTW

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:24 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree. Shibaris are awesome. Artefact really should put together a Shibari gallery.

    Comment by Takoto
    09:37 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ab's scare me and tan-lines are ugly....

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:38 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Only 5, 6, and 9 bother me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:39 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ripped Haruhi cast CANNOT UNSEE!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:33 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wanted to skip this picture, but for some reason I couldn't look away. I just kept staring at it. I feel slightly uncomfortable now.

    Comment by Unellmay
    15:51 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *FAP FAP FAP*

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:41 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You took the words right out of my mouth, good s--
    Wait a minute, that sounds pretty gay. Umm ... You took the sound effect right out of my crotch? Not really helping either. Fuck.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:39 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! DAMN!!!!

    That muscular picture sure burned an image on my cornea. XD

    Comment by Exitium
    09:41 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It is a sight that shall haunt my nightmares. T_T

    Comment by marids
    10:53 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i know i wont sleep easy tonight. but to tell the truth, i couldnt stop laughing at it...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:05 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I won't be able to sleep too, because I'm laughing throughout the night!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:54 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING !!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tsuruya-tan, what have they done to you?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:02 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    BEEFCAKE!

    Comment by HyperKnuckles99
    12:20 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is what happened in a unseen part during endless eights, all the girls went to the gym and got ripped and then went to the beach with there new psyche.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:42 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    abs are fine. You should start worrying when she has as a bigger mustache than you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:06 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn you! Now I'm laughing harder than ever!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:42 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kudos on the pics.

    but we now expect you accompany all rankingus with appropriate and entertaining illustrations.

    Comment by Artefact
    21:25 19/10/2009 # ! Imperious

    I feared as much.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:42 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tan Lines are gross man, yay for white women who don't get tanned that easily.

    Comment by CowExtract
    10:35 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All that will do is give you sunburned girls with the tan line equivalent (think lobster with white racing stripes), and a good possibility that they will have the dry peeling skin that comes with it.

    Comment by Silentium
    14:24 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hawt tan lines are Hawt.

    Comment by Unellmay
    15:52 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your such a retard anon

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:43 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... why would you wear makeup to the beach lol?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:29 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    why would you ask a stupid question?
    Oh shit. so did I.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:29 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    your excused

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:14 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    no one is excused

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:50 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    -farts- oh...scuse me

    Comment by Unellmay
    15:52 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    no excuses

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:45 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    9 is the killer lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:45 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This stuff always cracks me up... xDDDDD

    Any comment's Ayu?..

    Comment by Ayu Jochuu
    09:53 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not really besides men shouldn't expect 1 and 2 from somebody else when they have it themself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:04 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So does that mean you don't shave at all? I knew this crazy old lady like that once, she was awesome tho. She was hairier than I am and I'm pretty damn furry.

    But I do trim my down belowes, not shave, trim. I figure I should at least do that much. But the hair does get in the way sometimes. Besides it's easier to keep clean and whatnot. Now I don't mind a lil hair above, but sideburns are kinda a turn off, if ya catch my drift.

    Comment by Silentium
    14:25 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sideburns FTL, especially when having a meal.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nah, she's in for "equality". Either they become bigfoot hairy, or we become gay. A wonderful halt to the human race.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:52 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    whine some moar hairy ape

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:21 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    stfu fucking ungly bitch!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:16 22/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    L2spell

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:46 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the tan lines pic is awesome!

    Comment by Endersgame
    11:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, I find that one to me my favorite as well :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:44 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i find it relevant to my interests :D

    Comment by Miroku74
    15:14 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't we all? ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:47 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Title threw me off here, First thing that pops in my mind when asked "what dont men want to see at the beach?" is naked other men...

    But if you add in the girlfriend part it makes more sence..

    Comment by Dash
    09:47 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    swimsuits are never too small or too revealing

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    DAMN THOSE ARE SOME NICE ABS!

    Comment by JSRF
    09:50 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LMAO @ #5

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:51 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Destroy her in the revealing swimsuit (in bed)
    Absolutely fuck her with funny tan lines
    Made her scream in cold swimsuit
    Not gonna fuck any ab-girls

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:53 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    awww cmon they are hot

    Comment by Silentium
    14:27 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^In soviet Russia Ab-girls fuck you!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:59 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't mind some hair down there, but it shouldn't be showing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:02 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A girl with a NICE tan and the right tanlines on a girl that has an athletic body type = win.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:07 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Be sure to train yourself so she wouldn't be ashamed of dating a wuss.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    8. She has funny tan lines

    But I love it! For some reason I find it both cute and sexy

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:09 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    9. Her abs are more chiseled than yours
    ....

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:14 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd worry about the last one if its a fugly girl wearing it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They asked the question to men about their girlfriends, so it would only be a concern if you are dating a fugly woman. LOL!

    and #7 is fucking stupid, it's not like you can make yourself not feel cold, or maybe they should have their girlfriends go swimming wearing a coat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or they could just stay outa the water for a bit and get some sun to warm up. But I guess that would be using some common sense, which is lacking these days.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:38 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah you mean like the common sense that says if the water is so fucking cold your lips are turning blue it's not time to sit in the sun, it's time to pack your shit up and go the fuck home.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:40 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who in their right mind would go to the fucking beach if you've got so cold your lips turned blue?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:51 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Plenty of people go to the beach when it's cold, they're called snowbirds. Also there are those crazy fuckers that dive in freezing lakes ass naked.

    @14:38 I just wanna say that even on a nice day high 70s to mid 80s the water temp can be in the 40s, and if your thin you loose body heat pretty fast.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:22 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    seeing naked men is my #1

    Comment by RLich
    10:22 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HAHAHAH well when their abs are more chiseled than yours, you know whos wearing pants in the relationship

    Comment by Miroku74
    15:17 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are!

    ..... she just tells you when to take them off or put them on. :\

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    She probably wears pants too!

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:23 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    #9 hurts my brain. D:

    Comment by Firstposting Knave
    10:27 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My girlfriend has them all covered

    Comment by Silentium
    14:28 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    #9 and #2?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:36 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    a picture for every occasion. i love sankaku complex for this =)

    Comment by Draken
    10:46 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Besides 5 and 9, I don't see them as major problems. They're all easily fixable.

    Comment by motaku96
    10:46 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good job with the pictures.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:36 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    seconded.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    thirded

    You've don it again Art.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:47 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Japanese women actually shave themselves? Damn, I think I always buy the wrong JAVs then...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:58 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I know, right?

    Comment by black87
    10:52 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Reminds me, I have to go bump my favourite "Female Body Builder" thread :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:54 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ahahahaha 5 ^_^ oh Italia...yeah thats the only thing that got my interest...*cough*...

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:57 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    wouldn't worry much about 10, rofl at 9 XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:03 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ugh yeah, I hate the number 1 too, but for men.

    If my boyfriend's starting to get leg, arm, back, or chest stubble, I make him shave. Nasty shit. He can't have hair other than on his head and trimmed pubic hair.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:16 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow, your guy is whipped. You know if you hadn't made him shave in the first place the hair would be soft and not all prickly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:23 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, but the point is I don't want him with hair.

    How come girls can't have hairy legs/arms/armpits, but it's okay for guys to? If he expects that of me, I told him he has to do the same thing. He's fine with it, even if I have to give him grief until he shaves his pits.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:13 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    YOU CAN HAVE HAIRY LEGS/ARMS/ARMPITS!!!!

    Society says it's wrong but go ahead, and give your BF some rest!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:58 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude, take a chill pill. Didn't you hear? Her BF is fine with it!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:52 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Of course he's fine. Oonce you cut off one's balls, he's perfectly fine without sex, why should this be any different?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:59 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    your boy friend is a pussy, i'll be dammed if
    some bimbo is going to tell me to shave my balls because every one on "the hills" dose it
    yeah fucking right. whats next are you going to make him sit down when he takes a piss?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:14 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ITT: A bunch of primates. Neither of you has the right to complain about furries anymore.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:39 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're free to keep your balls as hairy as you want, but you're a fucking moronic hypocrite if you expect a woman to shave her pussy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:02 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Poor guy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:05 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't want to see my gf in a swimsuit in front of people >< Too jealous

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol during spring break last year friends and I went down to florida. Well I fell asleep in my beachfront room with the window open... friends came in and wrote on my stomach in sun tan lotion... "I need your cock <3 (arrow pointing to my crotch)"

    I had worked out since christmas in preparation for spring break, so later that day when I was strolling on the beach in my bikini, guys kept coming up to me and were being very vulgar about how they wanted to spend the next 10 minutes. I was super flattered and was like "dayum, I must look hawt, so glad I worked out" etc. I was pissed at first, but then I realized it was hilarious. I ended up buying a bathing suit sarong that covered the writing. (And met my fiancee :D)

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:24 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Congrats on the fiancee. Kinda reminds me of this one time when a guy I knew fell asleep while we were drinkin. Oh the things we did to that guy. Painted his nails, put eyeliner in his goatee, drew a dick on his cheek, and jackass on his forehead, among other things.

    The best part was the next day when he came back over he said; "You guys are dicks you know that, I almost went to work like that. If I hadn't noticed my nails were painted when I woke up I'da totally made an ass of myself." But then we all laughed and he laughed and we started drinkin again.

    So I guess the moral of these stories is; Don't fall asleep around your friends unless you wanna be pranked.

    Comment by Artefact
    21:37 19/10/2009 # ! Primal

    Or just get better friends.

    Comment by Stev0isnub
    11:14 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SAUCE for #10

    Great Haruhi pic by the way.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:21 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the 4 one and the last one are fine with me =3

    Comment by Char
    11:23 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I totally agree on the fat.
    Some people really should not ware a revealing swim suit and two ware one that fits properly
    If you're 300lbs no a string bikini is not an option.
    BYW the same rule applies to really fat guys in speedos.
    I've seen things at the beach that I wish I could unsee.

    Comment by HyperKnuckles99
    12:30 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I hate that as well, don't they have any consideration for the people who have to see that.

    Comment by Y0k41
    11:23 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL'D AT BONDAGE TANLINES.

    Comment by g0dslay3r
    11:25 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what about other people saying that the girl looks too good for the guy

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:30 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahhhhh, the rolls. The rolls are disgusting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:30 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    good work artefact. finding an image for each fact is new idea and i really enjoyed it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:38 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Trim for #1.

    Comment by Angel Xtreme
    11:40 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the hell with the left hand in the 6th image???
    Anyways...
    A girlfriend in the beach... mm...
    A girlfriend... mm...
    A girl-friend... mm...
    A girl... mm...
    Damn, I am way to miserable...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:41 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would have said "Unattractive women with their tops off."

    Only needs two words of explanation.

    Pancake tits.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:47 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    So I guess people want to see saggy tits?

    Comment by Csalbertcs
    13:41 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some people like saggy tits. It's a fetish you know.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:50 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL ABS

    XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:53 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol @ #8.

    That must've taken a while to dig up

    Comment by sakaki1
    12:24 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    so true..

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:25 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Her swimsuit is too revealing? Wut? I wud freak out at the abs part tho

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:25 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I face-palmed at 5 and lol'd at 6/10

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol @ 8

    Comment by starcompass
    12:52 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man, I'm totally in awe that you all could find pictures to illustrate every point in the list. Fuckin' A! ( 'u' )b

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:06 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm surprised "other guys" didn't make the list.
    The only thing I want to see at the beach is tons and tons of beautiful women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:23 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wait, men don't want swimsuits to be too revealing?
    Stupid japanese men.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:19 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    they dont want it because theyll attract other men

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:35 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice picture list - that recent otaku top 10 could've been enhanced by sankaku's endless picture database as well...looking forward to more in the future!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. (Shaving) - I'd leave that to her choice.

    2. (Fat rolls) - a bathing suit's not gonna fix that. You knew she looked that way when you got together with her, but it's her problem to fix, if she wants to.

    3. (Pads slipped) - embarrassment to her, perhaps, but not you. Better that she don't wear them. I like to see a woman's "true profile", even if she's flattish up top.

    4. (Swimsuit mis-sized) - swimsuit too big, that's her embarrassment. Swimsuit too small, there is no such thing for females! (Tthough sometimes more covered == sexier.)

    5. (Watching other guys) - that _might-or-might-not_ be a problem, depending on your relationship. If you're ogling other gals, then it's fair for her to look at other guys.

    6. (Running makeup) - that makes her look stupid (what moron would wear makeup around the pool/ocean, anyway?), and you possibly-stupid for being with her. If you accept that aspect of her, then it's fine.

    7. (Looking cold) - this is a non-issue.

    8. (Funny tan lines) - another non-issue.

    9. (Her abs better than yours) - unless she's a bodybuilder, this is definitely the guy's problem!

    10. (Swimsuit too revealing) - there is NO SUCH THING as a woman's swimsuit being too revealing. If she's got it, let her show it off if she wants to.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:42 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol
    its fcking true

    Comment by LockCoated
    13:55 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    2 5 and 9 bother me the most... Others I'm fine with.. or I'm okay.... Yeah.... That hauhi Picture bothers me... -waits 2 seconds.. "EWWWW my eyes burn >.<-

    Comment by Duo Maxwell
    14:02 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    11. She is a futanari.

    No way, it should be no.1

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:03 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The #1 thing I personally don't want to see at the beach: swimsuits.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:20 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dont have any complaints with 10 & 4 ;p

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:26 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That was pretty funny. Great way to lighten up after the last ones. I'll still plop some opinions, however.

    5 is annoying, especially if it's your girl eyeing other guys. But fortunately, this is limited to public beaches, and are mostly hollywood-esque, therefore, thank God, not so likely to happen.

    8 gets bizarre (especially if she has an unusual assortment of swimsuits, or doesn't know how to properly tan/reset their skin color (au naturale, I mean)); but 9 is even more bizarre, especially if they get to the extremes of the picture displayed. Speaking of which, HOLY CRAP!!! What's with that picture? Haruhi change reality into a Ms. Universe pageant? Yikes.

    10, I have no problem with. Provided she doesn't get in trouble for it. There are some prudes out there.

    BTW, to avoid most issues anyway, this is why you check the beach first, or live next to a private beach. Or at least a reserved enough beachside.

    The others, besides #2 may actually enhance the image. Especially #7, if you catch my drift. :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:31 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh right. Forgot to mention about #3. Please, be secure in yourself, and stay true to your form. There's no point in temporary modifications unless it's for a photoshoot; and even so, that's what Photoshop is there for.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:40 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like abs. I don't mind girls having some meat on them, either, as long as they don't look like beef jerky.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:54 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would just like to say that the depictions of each item on the list are hilarious. Particularly unexpected Hetalia at #5. Good job!

    Comment by ghost
    15:01 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that was good. wish i was at the beach now lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:03 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's official ... artefact is the best ever at finding suitable pics for any subject.

    Comment by masayuki
    15:28 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF pads?? And cold?? Hahaha, I just do not understand. The man should warm her up till she's hot and steamy right? Oh but then he'd find those pads.. Ah, I see! At least, I know I don't like hairy mustache girls.. As for the girls' opinion on the matter, hell if I know, but I don't shave anywhere but my face. Keep it clean, that's all I gotta say. If she can look at other guys, I'm looking at MIZUGI JOUSHI!!! cause I can't stop looking at haruhi.. ナイス!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:30 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I spy with my little eye, A TRAP!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:36 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WHERE?!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:18 24/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    3. Her pads have slipped

    Ryo Akizuki, the trap from Idolm@ster.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:35 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    why haruhi, why!!!
    you were so beautiful until 20 minutes ago, and you were defamed!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:06 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now, if every list was like this... Excellent pics Artefact, now, the abs thing startled me a bit and the others were just to damn true...

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:41 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    11. Hair around her nipples

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:50 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    May I add:

    Number 12: she throws her tampon / period padding at the sea….

    Quite disgusting to see. Girls: try to sync your travels and your periods.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:53 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Number 13: I can see the cord of her tampon trough hers bikini bottom.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:11 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUUUUUUUUU-

    Comment by MaidNiac
    17:13 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol, first one reminds me of GTO..

    Comment by samyjp
    17:49 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    yep,i do aggre
    firt picture is tony's
    cute~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Comment by metatron
    17:56 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't mind if a girl is more chiseled than me (abs and her body) -- i find that hot and fappable <3 <3 <3

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:00 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I only disagree with number 10.

    Comment by Ukonkivi
    18:21 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yayyyyy I got to see GARuhi again.:D

    Comment by black87
    22:33 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then go BUMP~ the thread too.

    Comment by Ukonkivi
    05:22 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aha, I think I'll finally do it tomorrow.
    You know, you could just be talking to a random person who has no idea what you're talking about.

    Surely there is more than one person who says GARuhi.:P

    You are, however, obviously quite correct, sir.
    Nice to see ya.

    Comment by black87
    05:52 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    But there is only one person with that avatar.
    Also, the same nick on MAL. :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:49 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    GOOD

    Comment by GARdian
    18:58 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Agreed on all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:46 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "1. She’s forgotten to shave!"

    Yes, that's a NO!!

    "2. There are rolls of fat overflowing her swimsuit"

    No, that's kind of cute if it isn't to much.

    "3. Her pads have slipped"

    Horrible sight!

    "4. Her swimsuit is too big or too small"

    That's also kind of cute.

    "5. She’s eyeing other men in their swimwear"

    Annoying!

    "6. Her makeup is running in the water"

    Yes, annoying. There shouldn't be much makeup anyway.

    "7. She looks cold (blue lips/goosebumps)"

    That's what you are a man for. Warm her!

    "8. She has funny tan lines"

    Don't really care.

    "9. Her abs are more chiseled than yours"

    That's a NO!

    "10. Her swimsuit is too revealing"

    Disputable. As long as her breast and nether regions are covered.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:27 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >"9. Her abs are more chiseled than yours"

    >That's a NO!

    Care to explain why? Is your theoretical girlfriend to blame for your lack of washboard abs?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:05 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can't stand muscular women.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:59 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think it has to be a very very special situation if you need to claim number 9; most of us women don't like exercise, why do you think so many bullshit diet plans are out there when it's obvious exercise and controlled meals are the way to losing fat?

    Comment by Kelvin
    20:17 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *nod* yes, true, without a doubt.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:23 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see anything wrong about number 10.
    ;)

    Comment by the envoy
    20:56 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    #10 is a bad thing? whut?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:58 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WE LOVE FUNNY TAN LINES !!!!!!!!!!!!

    XD!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:05 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Definitely posted a picture of the wrong kind of pad.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    omg, funny tan lines o_0
    lol..

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:25 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I actually think #10 might be cultural. I mean, save for a certain group, Japanese tends to be more conservative socially. So they might want to look, but it is certainly not a good thing to ogle. So if an attractive woman is wearing revealing swimsuit nearby on a beach, it both distracts people and creates the impression that those men there are perverts.

    Of course, if the woman is ugly, the revealing swimsuit just adds to the mental anguish...in fact, I suspect this is the real reason. Just imagine #10, together with 1, 2, 6 and 7...the horror.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:30 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    whats worse is your girlfriend knowing that she has a flat chest and still wear revealing swimsuits... Men stare at her because she looks funny.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:20 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    here is a little know fact about men and women's swimsuits. If they reveal to much skin you become either a slut or just despearate. Less is more in some cases.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:08 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    # 6 what?! girls actually go to beach with make up? wtf?

    Comment by Hellmen
    01:44 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    2. There are rolls of fat overflowing her swimsuit

    Jelly rolls. Yum yum. Well, looking slightly healthy is not a problem with me. At least you know she's eating right.

    4. Her swimsuit is too small
    10. Her swimsuit is too revealing

    Nothing wrong here.

    Comment by GodOfSpeed
    02:43 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL @ the abs hahahaa

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:51 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    those pix r horror @_@
    *looks cold?! like, her skin turning blue? XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's wrong with 4 and 10.

    Also, 9 are the problems of the men.

    Comment by Shuu
    05:17 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/ero-misc/funny-tanlines.jpg
     
    Win, win, WIN!!!!!!!!
     
    There's just no way anyone could have something against those kinds of tanlines.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:24 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh Italy XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:51 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    For me, I will also say the same thing as them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:18 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh!Dxmn! lol@ #9

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:34 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    basically this article seems to say japanese men are gay...
    why not just making the best out of the situation, like with number 7, where go could "warm" her up.
    Or number 8 doesnt seem that bad either...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:47 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd fuck number 2

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:52 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would agree with all but that last one, "too revealing" there is such a thing then? I can see it if its a combo of any of the others maybe...
    Skimpy bikinis ftw :3

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:27 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I found the Haruhi pic arousing for about a half second before I could wrap my mind around what I was seeing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:06 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The pad one is kinda funny, but a lil ambiguous, if its breast pads then she shouldn't be wearing them.

    But if it's a feminine hygiene thing, then maybe you guys shoulda rescheduled the beach trip.

    I'm personally against padding, cause it can lead to disappointment, and I sometimes wounder how it would go if the roles were reversed. Cause I know ladies get offended if you show disappointment in their padding. But what if they saw a guy at the bar with a third leg in his pants then took him home and found out he had a tube of chap-stick? I bet they'd be disappointed too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 20/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    tan lines fucking suck, so to all you girls who OD with taning, you need to stop it because you look like fucking idiots.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:42 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    STFU! Ganguro == teh hotness.

    Comment by Fonzer
    05:31 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    some of these things are that i also would like to see it on a beach.

    But i would love to see funny tan lines

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:08 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Barfed at 9, surprised at 10 (in a good way).

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:36 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    #1 is something I am absolutely not ok with (I shave too, so I'm not a hypocrite). I could force myself to tolerate the rest.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:22 22/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    abs and tan lines lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:05 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Simpletons. I'd go for all of those things.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:52 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some of these are hardly fair to us girls... how are we supposed to control our goosebumps >:|

    Comment by Ido
    07:01 27/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rofl she has "funny" tan lines~

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:45 08/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I OUDL TOTALLY LOOK AT ITALY <3

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:44 23/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    #2 is good for me. i mean if it isn't to mujch fat it's kinda cute.

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