Top 10 Things Men Don’t Want to See at the Beach

rofl @ better abs....

Yayyyyy I got to see GARuhi again.:D

GOOD

yep,i do aggre
firt picture is tony's
cute~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lol, first one reminds me of GTO..

I don't mind if a girl is more chiseled than me (abs and her body) -- i find that hot and fappable <3 <3 <3

I only disagree with number 10.

Agreed on all.

"1. She’s forgotten to shave!"

Yes, that's a NO!!

"2. There are rolls of fat overflowing her swimsuit"

No, that's kind of cute if it isn't to much.

"3. Her pads have slipped"

Horrible sight!

"4. Her swimsuit is too big or too small"

That's also kind of cute.

"5. She’s eyeing other men in their swimwear"

Annoying!

"6. Her makeup is running in the water"

Yes, annoying. There shouldn't be much makeup anyway.

"7. She looks cold (blue lips/goosebumps)"

That's what you are a man for. Warm her!

"8. She has funny tan lines"

Don't really care.

"9. Her abs are more chiseled than yours"

That's a NO!

"10. Her swimsuit is too revealing"

Disputable. As long as her breast and nether regions are covered.

omg, funny tan lines o_0
lol..

*nod* yes, true, without a doubt.

I think it has to be a very very special situation if you need to claim number 9; most of us women don't like exercise, why do you think so many bullshit diet plans are out there when it's obvious exercise and controlled meals are the way to losing fat?

I don't see anything wrong about number 10.
;)

#10 is a bad thing? whut?

Definitely posted a picture of the wrong kind of pad.

WE LOVE FUNNY TAN LINES !!!!!!!!!!!!

XD!!!!!!!!!!

why haruhi, why!!!
you were so beautiful until 20 minutes ago, and you were defamed!!!

I spy with my little eye, A TRAP!

WTF pads?? And cold?? Hahaha, I just do not understand. The man should warm her up till she's hot and steamy right? Oh but then he'd find those pads.. Ah, I see! At least, I know I don't like hairy mustache girls.. As for the girls' opinion on the matter, hell if I know, but I don't shave anywhere but my face. Keep it clean, that's all I gotta say. If she can look at other guys, I'm looking at MIZUGI JOUSHI!!! cause I can't stop looking at haruhi.. ナイス!

11. Hair around her nipples

Now, if every list was like this... Excellent pics Artefact, now, the abs thing startled me a bit and the others were just to damn true...

May I add:

Number 12: she throws her tampon / period padding at the sea….

Quite disgusting to see. Girls: try to sync your travels and your periods.

I actually think #10 might be cultural. I mean, save for a certain group, Japanese tends to be more conservative socially. So they might want to look, but it is certainly not a good thing to ogle. So if an attractive woman is wearing revealing swimsuit nearby on a beach, it both distracts people and creates the impression that those men there are perverts.

Of course, if the woman is ugly, the revealing swimsuit just adds to the mental anguish...in fact, I suspect this is the real reason. Just imagine #10, together with 1, 2, 6 and 7...the horror.

some of these things are that i also would like to see it on a beach.

But i would love to see funny tan lines

Barfed at 9, surprised at 10 (in a good way).

#1 is something I am absolutely not ok with (I shave too, so I'm not a hypocrite). I could force myself to tolerate the rest.

Rofl she has "funny" tan lines~

I OUDL TOTALLY LOOK AT ITALY <3

#2 is good for me. i mean if it isn't to mujch fat it's kinda cute.

Some of these are hardly fair to us girls... how are we supposed to control our goosebumps >:|

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/ero-misc/nice-body-italy.jpg
LOL

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/ero-misc/funny-tanlines.jpg
Lulz

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/ero-misc/sos-dan-nice-abs.jpg
So manly ad GAR!!

abs and tan lines lol.

Simpletons. I'd go for all of those things.

tan lines fucking suck, so to all you girls who OD with taning, you need to stop it because you look like fucking idiots.

2. There are rolls of fat overflowing her swimsuit

Jelly rolls. Yum yum. Well, looking slightly healthy is not a problem with me. At least you know she's eating right.

4. Her swimsuit is too small
10. Her swimsuit is too revealing

Nothing wrong here.

# 6 what?! girls actually go to beach with make up? wtf?

LOL @ the abs hahahaa

those pix r horror @_@
*looks cold?! like, her skin turning blue? XD

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/ero-misc/funny-tanlines.jpg
　
Win, win, WIN!!!!!!!!
　
There's just no way anyone could have something against those kinds of tanlines.

What's wrong with 4 and 10.

Also, 9 are the problems of the men.

here is a little know fact about men and women's swimsuits. If they reveal to much skin you become either a slut or just despearate. Less is more in some cases.

whats worse is your girlfriend knowing that she has a flat chest and still wear revealing swimsuits... Men stare at her because she looks funny.

basically this article seems to say japanese men are gay...
why not just making the best out of the situation, like with number 7, where go could "warm" her up.
Or number 8 doesnt seem that bad either...

I would agree with all but that last one, "too revealing" there is such a thing then? I can see it if its a combo of any of the others maybe...
Skimpy bikinis ftw :3

The pad one is kinda funny, but a lil ambiguous, if its breast pads then she shouldn't be wearing them.

But if it's a feminine hygiene thing, then maybe you guys shoulda rescheduled the beach trip.

I'm personally against padding, cause it can lead to disappointment, and I sometimes wounder how it would go if the roles were reversed. Cause I know ladies get offended if you show disappointment in their padding. But what if they saw a guy at the bar with a third leg in his pants then took him home and found out he had a tube of chap-stick? I bet they'd be disappointed too.

I found the Haruhi pic arousing for about a half second before I could wrap my mind around what I was seeing.

Oh!Dxmn! lol@ #9

For me, I will also say the same thing as them.