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Pope Benedict XVI has been revealed as a character in Alcot’s politically themed adult visual novel “My Girlfriend is the President.” His cheery catchphrase is “Sinners should burn in the infernal flames of hell!”

Benedictus XVI, formerly German cardinal and one-time Hitler Youth member Joseph Alois Ratzinger, is known for his orthodox theological views and his opposition to birth control and homosexuality.

He would doubtless not approve of his image being featured in a product encouraging the base fault of Onan.

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The game is also noted for including Russian tsar and former KGB apparatchik Vladimir Putin, showing that the Japanese visual novel industry is not afraid to court controversy, at least as long as it does not involve feminists



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    Comment by Haihaihai
    22:03 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I want another Maid Idol Gallery please

    Comment by Kir Royal
    22:10 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The force is weak on this one....

    Comment by First Posting Idiot
    00:48 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    With a Catholic Sith lord, there's likely to be a Priest apprentice.

    Father Vader - "I am your Father"
    Alter boy - "I know"

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dont understand, if 90 percent of priset stick there "Holy Water" up a choir boys "hole lands" to make them sing better why dosen't the pope do anything about it?

    Comment by Maikeru
    11:31 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The pope who does choir boys on days he's free.
    All your loli are belong to me.

    Comment by k
    23:28 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...this ruined x'tian society!

    Comment by 10
    22:11 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if 2D do want.... mmmmmmmm

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:20 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    fucking leech, take your requests to google

    Comment by Danielnoctis
    22:04 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ha his evil look rocks. Somehow(?) this look suits him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:11 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This pic totally fails. His face is more round. In the lower photo (Darth Benedict) you can see, he has almost no chin. Then look at his novel character - too much chin.

    And the most obvious flaw: He is not evil enough. Maybe Putin will make ends meet...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:21 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, he looks far too nice...
    http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5295/niceguy.png

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:37 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am loving this eroge more and more

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:25 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ... scary shit... that's some really scary shit O~O

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:31 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HOLLY INQUISITION!!!

    Comment by Exitium
    06:31 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No one ever suspects the inquisition!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:58 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone read the calender on ZOMG anime on the bottom left lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:42 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SENATOR RATZINGER

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:22 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    PAPA RATZI(nger)

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:32 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lmfuckingfao

    Comment by Phuong
    22:42 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who's next, the Dalai Lama?

    Comment by Oakum
    22:46 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Congratulations! You've just reached Nirvana.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    22:50 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd vote for Aroyo :3

    Midget president is now Loli president.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:37 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Which feminist is she again? I don't know anything about Phils

    Comment by Obsidian
    02:16 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You just said it.
    Anyway, needs more ero Americans.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:36 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    SACRILEGE!!! BLASPHEMY!!! IT'S TANTAMOUNT TO SAYING THAT IZUMI KONATA IS BASED OF HER!!!

    *goes through a Lucky Star marathon for therapy*

    -imhgtsukishiro
    (http://n3grp.multiply.com)

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:55 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're right. Aisaka Taiga is based on her.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:42 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    HERESY!!! BLASPHEMY!!! SACRILEGE!!!

    It's the same as suggesting that Konata Izumi is based off her >.<

    -imhgtsukishiro
    (http://n3grp.multiply.com)

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:43 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oops gomen, I thought my first comment was not posted after trying 10x Page Reloads

    Comment by Fonzer
    22:43 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    heh o thought the pope wanted to say something about eroge so people won't try to ban it.
    Just wishfull thinking.

    Comment by wolfnanaki
    22:47 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    7chan's in the game too.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    22:49 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not chubby enough.. :<

    I would prefer if they adapt him into a cute sadistic looking priestess.

    Lol at the quote "Jeeeeeeeeeeesussssss..."

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:01 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The voice sample on the webpage is even better:

    "NO MORE CHRISTMAS!!!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:15 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    All of the sample voices are awesome. Besides the hilarious "No more Christmas!" of the pope, the third voice of the top female character is "Even though I'm this tall, I'm still a fine adult woman. Everyone who appears in this game is above 18!"

    Comment by Ukonkivi
    22:57 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dislike the religion Christianity, but it's heritage is a beautiful one filled with some of Rome and Europe's best. Grant Architecture, much European heritage and important figures,

    Anime with their Crystal Dragon Jesus Animism interpretation of Christianity, managed to bring out all the fantasy enjoyability of Christianity and beautiful European heritage of Christianity out, minus all of the boring and stupid.

    This representation is no different, the Pope looks fantastic, a great representation of mystic Occidental might. And not surprisingly, this is for a probably silly to the point of crass eroge. How, very odd and unfitting...yet not unexpected.

    Comment by Ukonkivi
    22:58 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My goodness just look at that uniform! It's a grand drawing! I find it a bit of a shame he's not in an RPG of any sort.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:22 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The term "リア充" doesnt mean sinners...

    Comment by Artefact
    23:30 18/10/2009 # ! Questionable

    I know. But seeing as there is no way of translating that phrase without including a lengthy explanation of a piece of obscure 2ch slang of no interest to anyone I will take a liberty and translate the approximate meaning instead.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:47 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    People who are leading fulfilling lives in the real word.

    Simple enough.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:06 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was curious about this term too - putting together your explanations, I take it this is a 2ch term referring to "real-lifers", which is a sin to 2chers?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:22 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Source: ttp://dictionary.goo.ne.jp/leaf/jn/238740/m0u/%E3%83%AA%E3%82%A2%E5%85%85/

    リア充 【リアじゅう】
    ネット利用者が使う俗語で,現実(リアル)の生活が充実している様子。またその人。ネット生活が充実している一方,仕事・生活・恋愛などに充実感のない人が多く用いる。文脈により嫉妬(しっと)・羨望(せんぼう)・自虐・揶揄(やゆ)・冗談などのニュアンスを伴う。「―には分からんだろ」

    ↓↓↓

    riajuu
    A colloquialism utilised by net users. The state of / A person with a fulfilling real life. It is often made use of by people who while having a fulfilling net-life on one hand, do not have a feeling of fulfillness in their work, life, love, etc. According to context it is accompanied with such nuances as jealousy, envy, masochism, banter, etc. "A ___ wouldn't understand."

    ---
    Translators Note: Just to mention, this is your usual abbreviated 4mora word that the Japanese just love to make.
    リアルの生活が充実している
    riaru no seikatsu ga juujitsu shiteiru
    ria__________________juu______________

    Comment by Artefact
    16:54 19/10/2009 # ! Imperious

    You can see why I left it out.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:32 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    YES IT DOES

    RIA-JUU = SINNERS

    I see no problems here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:28 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess Equality Now can't whine about the altar boys included in this eroge.

    Comment by arielaol
    23:29 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'll follow that pope anyday~

    Comment by Dirty_Dingus008
    23:42 18/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    YOu kidding me?

    Japanese are fearless against the west (America specifically), but against those fembot screamers and Exspecially them crazy Ass-banging ragheads. They all go running into hikkokumori mode while burying heads into the ground whispering quietly that "all is right in this world".

    The level of cowardliness displayed by the whole Fucking world about them there ragheads is Pathetic!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:08 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    iran/afghanistan aside, possibly this is because they saw there was no reason to go into iraq in the first place...?

    Comment by Unellmay
    06:22 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What would do if you if you kept being harassed by feminazis?

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    00:32 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I totally wanna get this game :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:21 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WHO DO YOU IN HELL call apparatchik? Better enjoy your freedom today coz tomorrow it will end.

    Regards.
    V.V. Putin

    Comment by Ninsheart
    01:40 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anonimosity FAIL.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:42 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes. Just as thy said you are big fail. Thanks for sharing this information with everyone here

    Regards
    V.V. Putin

    P.S
    I have made up reservation in very popular winter resort "Kolymskij Gulag"

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:56 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    VVP likes big boobed women with Hitler style mustaches!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:32 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can see Sarah Palin from my house!

    Regards,
    V.V. Putin

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:58 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is some kind of conspiracy to create international controversy to force Eroge producers to fully stop making their games.

    Comment by Barbarian of Gor
    01:59 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's a public figure and totally subject to parody. Just don't submit anything to a Catholic editor who by definition has to believe he holds the keys to "Heaven's Gate", excuse me, "Door"...

    That's one thing that really gets to me. Not on Catholics but in my area I deal with more "Quasi- (as in MODO) Potestants / Baptists" who of course in trying to take slaves, excuse me save souls, try to imply in conversation that if you don't follow "Their Way" you are going to "Burn in Hell with Ghandi and all the other Satanist Baby-Rapers". Now, in having them trying to shove bibles in my face and down my throat, I've actually read some of it. And even the KJV releases man of having to go to church or join "This or that" specific religion:

    1. "This is between you and me, Come back to me..." from "The Man Upstairs" himself.
    2. They focus on "Passion" these days, but forget the events after it, when he resurrected. A sudden earthquake shattered the temple, the "Holy of Holies" was laid bare to see. That's powerful symbolism and it means clearly that from that day forward there was to be no longer any priesthoods, any chosen people, everything was between man and G-d directly, for nearly everything had proven itself corrupt or become corrupted in the past.

    Not that you can get a half-sentence in talking with these "Nuck Futz Fundies", not that they don't want to talk all-day...

    My issue with parodying the Pope is to make it a "Good" parody. First, it's offensive and Cliche and un-true to call him a "Nazi". "You Vill Sit at Der Anti Aircraft Cannon or you Vill go to der Gas Chamber!" It's good he had such experience, one good thing about the Catholic Church is that they realize that war is pointless and evil.

    But there are good ways to parody him. First, why has nobody seemed to notice that before his Papal crown, he used to be the head of the Inquisition? Second, look up a picture of the Swiss artist "HR Giger", they look like long lost brothers:-) http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/563268/bdsm-bottomless-breast_squeeze-cross-demon-dildo-l Found this pretty cool picture, though in RL those priests would be defrocked in a heartbeat for messing with an adult woman. On that subject, I'm suprised there aren't tons of shota H-Mangas showing Priests and Altar Boys, but then again that ain't my fav. subject by a long shot so maybe there are.

    If you want super explosive parody, try "Viva Freedom" by Tuna Empire, some of which has been translated. Look on 4Chan's rapidshares... Don't know if it has the pope in it, mostly political figures.
    http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/258643/america-bamboo-bikini-blonde-boots-coca_cola-food-

    Comment by ghost
    02:17 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol i like that last pick sith lored pope

    Comment by Y0k41
    02:26 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Heh, such a bizzare game, mebbe I'll get it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:03 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Last picture is so funny!

    Comment by Unellmay
    06:12 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    love it when they get creative

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:18 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I am Catholic, but i have to admit i am scared of the Pope, that gaze makes me feel chills down my spine!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:50 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As opposed to the non-infernal flames of Hell?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:21 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Here's a question, have we ever seen a young pope, maybe around the age of 30?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:57 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No such thing. Most candidates are way in their 40s when they're elected.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:22 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    he looks more awesome with the light saber on

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:34 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The image with the lightsaber is our proper Emperor Palpatine...lol...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:49 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol Merengue is his last name XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:12 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jesus... The last pic scared me... Holy Christ...

    Comment by GHS
    17:09 19/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahaha, oh ya, this guy. I remember seeing him in the game trailer (which for some twisted reason is narrated in english) saying that line. I suggest everyone go and watch it for the lawl factor.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1Gcw6skLdM

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:56 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A religious figure portrayed as evil and obsessed with condemning people to hell...how original.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:20 21/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fucking games.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:55 30/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the trailer is funny , "Ero-Gay" :D

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