Top 10 Male Traits Which Make Women Say “Why?”

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When 8,500 Japanese women were asked what it is they found inexplicable about male behaviour, they came up with a list which might well be universal…

The results:

1. They spit on the sidewalk

2. They buy the stupidest of things

3. They tell barefaced lies

4. They contact you even after you break up with them

5. They think women who act like children are “cute”

6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way

7. They brag about health problems

8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms

9. They often respond absentmindedly

10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time

You can also read the corresponding survey for inexplicable female traits.

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  • 1. It’s been beaten into our heads to do that. Though I don’t.

    2. Some of these dumb things keep me sane. Thank you.

    3. If I gotta lie to keep my job or help someone I’ll do it.

    4. Cause no hard feelings I hope? If it ends on a sour note then that’s different, but if not we can still be friends.

    5. … Not really. At first maybe, but constantly nu-uh.

    6. No. I do that too much actually.

    7. I don’t brag, I get depressed and panic over.

    8. Cause we’re busy and buried.

    9. Cause we’re busy and buried.

    10. Haven’t touched a soda in months. That stuff can kill ya. All I drink is water and milk.

  • Anonymous says:

    1. They spit on the sidewalk – only once a year srsly!

    2. They buy the stupidest of things – so do women so it’s okay for me too I guess

    3. They tell barefaced lies – so do women

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them – depends on person

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute” – depends on person

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way – this I admit (only on the internet being anon ofc ;D )

    7. They brag about health problems – umm..no

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms – I admit

    9. They often respond absentmindedly – well maybe

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time – so what?

  • Anonymous says:

    1. because i have something in my mouth.
    2. If i buy it, it not stupid even if it is childish
    3. 1 lie is better than 1000 truths.
    4. Just to torture them
    5. Two words, Lolicon fetish
    6. that means retracing to the person who gave me the wrong direction, which leads to a fight
    7. Men died too early
    8. one word, legacy
    9. Say what?!
    10. To keep the engine running, and that why us men drink a redbull before sex

  • triniking1234 says:

    This is a load of bullshit.
    Probably 3 and 9 are true but i have to disagree with the rest.

    For #2, men think that the stuff women buy are crap too. that’s just because different genders have different tastes.

  • 1)… lol? The only reason woman dont spit its probably because they think it would look bad of them

    2) Like buying 20 different shoes isnt stupid… right? Or buying something because its cute, or the other 1000 pointless stuff woman buy?

    3) Again woman do it all the time but they are just easier to break most of the times.

    4) Sorry but thats something woman do more than mans.

    5) Yup, but also can be annoying.

    6) True.

    7) Some man do some man dont but yes its full of dumbass who think that getting wounds proves anything.

    8) Its my trash ¬¬

    9) Yes and then we dont really remember shit.

    10) I dont D:

  • I don’t brag about my health problem but I have to mention it anyway because I have a heart condition and people always want an explanation for why I can’t have the caffeinated drinks and sugary sweets that they offer me. It’s not that I don’t want them, it’s that I CAN’T have them so stop getting so fucking offended.

  • 5 – Actually, this enrages me. Maybe I’m biased here due to an awful experience with it (my room mate’s ex was the most annoying little cow I’ve ever met), but immaturity is not a turn on: It just screams “waah, pay attention to me!” Then again, I don’t like kids either, and appear to be completely immune to the so called “white knight complex” (its just a desperate attempt to get laid when you get down to it, right?)

  • I’m a man, and even I am disgusted how other men are okay with “Spit on the sidewalk” and “They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way”.

    Spitting on the sidewalk is just straight up nasty, because other people will get the saliva all over the bottoms of their shoes–the only argument with this is that sidewalks and roads are relatively dirty to begin with.

    And I simply don’t understand why other men have to be so stubborn to either not use a map while on the road or to not turn around when being lost is a possibility, let alone simply asking someone how to get somewhere as that is very useful. My reasoning for this is: Final Fantasy XII. If you get lost, you’re going to run into over-leveled enemies and get your butt handed to you. You’re only supposed to go where you were told to, so if you think you’re getting lost, just turn back around and look for another route to your destination. I don’t see what’s so hard for other men to understand this.

  • 1. Someone needs to clean the homeless.

    2. Yeah, well Figmas have more articulation than shoes, thus have more practical use.

    3. Sorry. Yes, those pants do make you look fat. Huge, in fact.

    4. Give me back all my stuff and I’ll stop asking you for it back.

    5. I just like to be reminded of all the cute things you used to do before becoming a cold, heartless bitch.

    6. You always complain about not being taken anywhere nice, so I thought we’d take the scenic route.

    7. I brag about yours too, just the other day I was telling someone about your Mad Cow disease…

    8. There are so many practical uses for this so-called trash though – for instance, if I keep these bottles around I don’t have to leave the PC to go to the bathroom!

    9. Say something interesting at a more opportune time and I’ll give a thoughtful response.

    10. Only those you haven’t driven to alcohol yet.

  • I only do 4 and 9.

    4: I become emotionally attached to the person, and was unprepared to fill the hole in my heart.

    9: I’m extremely scatterbrained. I do listen when a woman wants to talk about something, as opposed to just talking for the benefit of talking.

    Then again, #9 is usually toward my mother because I really don’t care about what she has to say; our personalities are so distant.

  • Men from countries other than Japan are not like any of the above at all. Except for number 8. Women are also guilty of number 2. For me (I’m a guy) women who act childish are probably “retarded” and “not cute”. Women might think that men don’t think but the truth is that there are a lot of things in our minds that we just want to keep to ourselves and responding “absentmindedly” will discourage further inquiries about our thoughts. Men are not comfortable with expressing their emotions since this is seen as a weakness by other men, it doesn’t mean that we do not feel. I think this is universal.

    P.S I am not againts women but I think a lot of women think that they know a lot about men which is not true.

  • Compared to the other poll where men were asked about women, the answer to these my dear women are more logical.

    1. Okay I admit this is rather senseless

    2. Isn’t it just our preference of what we buy.

    3. Okay this is a generalization…not all men tell bareface lies. What type of men are you hanging out with?

    4. Isn’t it okay to be at least just normal friends with someone you know. Networks people. It’s all about social networking.

    5. Answer: Japanese men only. And You’re wrong it a moderation between acting like a child and an adult. If women totally act like children its annoying to us men.

    6. We don’t really remember each step we take. How can we retrace our steps? It’s time consuming

    7. We men ask you again, just what type of men are you hanging out with?

    8. Either we don’t organize our information such as that piece of crumpled paper may be actually an important memo, or the room of the guy you went out with is a slob.

    9. Um…how is this inexplicable? Doesn’t that usually mean the guy is either bored, feeling ill, tired, or depressed

    10. I really don’t see why this is such a hard thing to understand. You Japanese have a huge work load right? Caffeine, its all about the caffeine in the coffee or soda. It keeps us awake. I hope all the women have now become enlightened.

  • What no working on your classic car or collecting guns?
    I guess these can fall under #1
    Or starting some home improvement project such as a deck.
    Or insisting on doing the job yourself even though maybe you probably should have hired a contractor but where’s the fun in that?
    I swear these should be in the top ten.
    Also no drinking beer and watching sports?

    These top ten traits are not manly enough for me.

  • 1. I don’t spit

    2. WE buy stupid things… I can name a lot of things women buy that are stupid.

    3. Again, not just us. Women tell men a lot of things when one thing when they really mean something else…is that not a bare faced lie?

    4. Same as above, not just us.

    5. I think women who act like children are crazy. Most of them tend to be immature. (or at lease the ones I met)

    6. A lot of men have too much pride and hate to admit they were wrong. Not me.

    7. Who brags about a health problem? I don’t.

    8. I actually know a lot of guys that are neat freaks.

    9. The only one I can’t say anything about. lol.

    10. How does this make it on the list. Isn’t there worse trates then this?

  • I don’t see why they are complaining.. They see to like guys who do all that.
    I’m slightly guilty of #10. I don’t drink it all the time, only with meals.
    And I’m still single so there you go. They might complain, but I don’t see them looking for a better guy.

  • Just how many men have concisely explained, and got to the point when defending themselves, as well as the rest of our kind, on each “problem”.

    There’s more explained clearer in here (according to responses), that also shows clear proof women do the same things we do, than there are in the other (which are primarily woman-oriented. I mean, ever see men go to the bathroom together and chat about their wallets or something; or gossip about their dates?).

    Women, why with all the lying and dodging the questions? What do you fear? Actually liking us for once?

    If men are such pathological liars (as it seems implied); then how come we’re so honest about it? Wrap that around your head for awhile.

    We’re all liars; but there’s a difference between telling the truth (which is often used as a weapon; which is actually a form of lying), and being honest (which is direct, making clear what isn’t; even if it is in the guise of a lie). It seems men are actually more honest than women; though women claim to tell the truth more often.

    Is any of this making sense? I’m trying to speak both languages here (male and female).

    I guess a way to put it is; if we don’t answer if you look fat or not; we’re honest about it (IE- you don’t look fat, but any which way, our answer doesn’t mean crap; therefore, no answer IS an answer. The honest one.). You insult our lifestyles, you’re telling the truth. (Sure we have a sad existence from the looks of it; but you’re denying how sad your own is when you say so (superiority complex much?). Therefore, you lie when you speak the truth.)

    I hope my sense of logic isn’t too mind-boggling. Like I said, I’m trying to speak both male and female languages here. It’s harder than it sounds.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    never did it, I think it’s gross
    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    that goes both ways 😀
    3. They tell barefaced lies
    so do girls
    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    this too
    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    and women did it so they can get stuff from us guys
    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    and girls never admit they have ‘problems’
    7. They brag about health problems
    never knew about this 😛
    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    what they called rubbish, we call important note that written in the corner of some paper hastily
    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    lol, THIS is a problem?
    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time
    only boys do this, we ‘men’ knows how hazardous soda coffee really is

  • >1. They spit on the sidewalk
    To spit out gum or foreign objects sure, I don’t spit for it’s sake.

    >2. They buy the stupidest of things
    Yeah, like women don’t do this at all.

    >3. They tell barefaced lies
    See above.

    >4. They contact you even after you break up with them.
    You see, it’s hard for some men to let go.

    >5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    GUILTY.

    >6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    Only proud, hardheaded men do that shit. They might also be stupid.

    >7. They brag about health problems
    Who the fuck brags about health problems? We complain about it. Nobody is going: “Dude, i have wicked blood pressure and constipation.” “Awesome!”.

    >8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    Eh…guilty. We throw out our garbage when it really starts to pile up or attract insects.

    >9. They often respond absentmindedly
    This is the natural response to anyone that just doesn’t stop talking.

    >10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time
    This is bad…why?

    In conclusion: Women in japan complain about dumb shit. Like every women out there.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk

    I don’t. It’s disgusting.

    2. They buy the stupidest of things

    Explain.

    3. They tell barefaced lies

    Who doesn’t? Applies to women too.

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them

    I don’t have a say in this. Yet.

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”

    I do too. Well, it all depends on the entire package.

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way

    I haven’t seen that before. Well, if you’re lost already, what is the use of retracing your steps when you don’t even know which way you went five turns ago?

    7. They brag about health problems

    Women don’t. /sarcasm

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms

    I’m clean. Don’t know about the others though.

    9. They often respond absentmindedly

    Oh really?

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time

    So the vending machines are for show eh? Not that I drink canned sodas. And I don’t drink coffee.

    ————–

    Just from a non-Japanese POV.

  • Oh, this is funny…

    I see most of these working both ways, and they are somewhat probable at least. (Answers in these)

    1. They spit on the sidewalk
    (And you don’t? If we keep our mouths shut for too long, spit accumulates. We may also have something in our mouth at the time that we don’t want in there anymore, and don’t want to swallow it (like, let’s say we’re chewing our fingernails or something. We don’t feel like having a sliver of nail spot-wielded to the back of our mouth. Spitting out a mint before it’s noticed.))

    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    (Matter of perspective. Sometimes the most pointless crap we find, can become the most effective MacGuyver multi-tool we can think of; or the most easily entertaining thing we can find; Like a Slinky, for example (the metal kind, not the crappy plastic ones). That is, unlike a Prada bag (which is pointlessly expensive, and is a tiny purse only capable of fitting a designer wallet; and is only there for other girls to squee about (look at #2 in the other list). I mean, what’s the point?). You think our crap is stupid; I’ll admit, sometimes it is, but at least we think it’s fun (and plenty cheap too).)

    3. They tell barefaced lies
    (Untrue. We talk out our ass; not barefaced. You got it wrong. And if anything… AND YOU DON’T? Why should we be the only ones to get in trouble for that? BTW, ever take a good look at #9 in the other list, or #4? And what of #3? You say you’ll freshen up or some cliche like that, and you gossip like no tomorrow. We ask what took you, and you say it was your period. Funny, I’m not dead yet; and you haven’t had depression last I checked.)

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    (It’s a little something called courtesy. Learn it some time. (and yes, I’m aware the irony of the statement.) At least, those of us who are not complete assholes do this; and yes, out of courtesy. The real assholes have a kill-counter like you do.)

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    (Depends. Refer to the list on women for the crap we can’t stand. We don’t mind childish; we just don’t like “Girl Power” mentality. Ever wonder why “No gurls allowed” still seems to hold some relevance. It’s because there’s a difference between a girl and a gurl. A girl is a girl, is a girl, is a girl. A gurl however; how should I explain it… are half the age of a girl minus the maturity of a woman; put that into a woman now, and you have MTV, VH1, and E!, and just about any reality TV show. To better define a girl: someone who can take a joke, and when being pushed over, think of it as us liking you. Playfully, not abuse. Learn to tell the difference.)

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    (You don’t seem to understand. We operate on a trial and error basis. We prefer learning the hard way. The scars of experience.

    BTW, I don’t recall you retracing either, unless it was something that somehow supported a stereotype (go figure, it DOES happen).)

    7. They brag about health problems
    (Wrong. We brag about SURVIVING them, how much our bodies can handle, the sheer willpower it takes to down something that’ll make a normal person suffer indigestion just by hearing the name of the feast; as well as adding challenges against each other that only one of godly fortitude can handle. Ever hear of the pizza-bacon-burger? The cheese-filled-bacon-weave? The Turbaconducken? Those are edible challenges… that feature bacon. Fuck it, bacon is always a core component to anything awesome.)

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    (We’re packrats, simple enough. BTW, look who’s talking miss “closet queen”. Stereotypically, you require a walk-in, and even that isn’t enough. There are thrift stores that you can get SOME cash back from your stuff too and– HEY!!! Give that back!!! Throw something of yours in there as well at least! And at least equal in value (sentimental and actual), none of that used vanity crap that sell for pennies, just so you can clear your desk for more of that crap; whereas I have to sell my computer. THAT’S NOT EQUAL!!!)

    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    (At least we don’t respond in obscure ways that make you go through a million retranslations just to get it wrong anyway. Unlike the #9 (gorram 9) in the other list. BTW, reason our responses are so absent-minded is because of YOUR #9s.)

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time
    (Yeah, so? Like you don’t?)

    So yeah. If I can explain a good detail these “major problems about men”; at least explain yours. I went into detail; so I figure it’s high time you went it detail as well. Let’s end that gorram #9 in our list once and for all.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk: You got to spit you got spit sure as hell that I’m not swallowing.

    2. They buy the stupidest of things: That works both ways.

    3. They tell barefaced lies: Because you can’t accept the truth.

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them: We can’t be friends at least?

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”: You can feel easy with them. Than you got ones that are so serious it’s not funny or cute.

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way: I got nothing for this.

    7. They brag about health problems: It’s a medal of honor I got a scare or an open wound there is a awesome story behind it or funny either way works.

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms: Define rubbish?

    9. They often respond absentmindedly: BLAH BLAH BLAH… You got to tune them out once in a while

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time: It’s how we stay awake.

  • 2. womens accessories anyone?
    4. its called staying as friends
    5. because its true
    6. it wastes time
    7. anything but acne is cool
    8. only applys to NEETS
    9. look whos talking
    10. unreasonable without an elaboration

  • I must be a MAN among MEN since i qualify to the following

    1. They spit on the sidewalk

    2. They buy the stupidest of things

    3. They tell barefaced lies

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way

    7. They brag about health problems

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms

    9. They often respond absentmindedly

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time

  • this list has no reason to exist,i mean,it’s all true,but women want us to be that way,they NEED us to be THAT way…or else they won’t be able to bitch on us,and they’ll have to start bitting each others ass to get their bitching quota filled each weeks,and a week is SEVEN DAYS dammit!JUST COUNT!..hmm.

    looks at those who don’t have any man to bitch on,how are they?….RATIONAL!
    they actually agree with the thing men find annoying with women these days!!BECAUSE THEY ARE!! THEY’RE FEMALE NO MOAR! è_é!!!

    AND DO WE WANT THAT?!HUH?!

    …..hell yes.

    ….but more seriously:girls saying “little dick” to other on teh internetz seriously need to stop taking their didlo as a reference for genuine male anatomy.
    REAL ones are bigger dear.

    same apply if you’re a guy is suppose…replace didlo by “your partner’s dick” in that case :p (yes,meaning you’re gay)

  • Barbarian of Gor says:

    My response:
    And I’m trying to be more “Funny” than “Knuckle dragging barbaric ape” ok?

    1. Well, where DO you spit?
    2. Uh, due to modern laws we can’t buy women from the slave market… Granted all those anime toys and excessive computer parts are mostly “Pointless Luxury” along with probably various swords and viking helments and rare occult books… OK, guilty. But, to the ladies; Well, you don’t want to be slaves, but be nice to him and most men will be putting off lots of junk, even dear things, to buy you things, even without boasting about it or even telling you. Most will visibly cut back on the junk and when they find the one piece of “Junk” they like they’ll be apologetic and try to help you get something to compensate.
    3. It should be obvious why even the most open and honest men lie to women… Watch “Liar Liar” it really puts that in perspective. And, really, there’s an old joke about how a guy was talking in a bar and he said “And so she went with me to see my etchings and after I’d shown her the first five pieces, she got really mad and left and I don’t know why…”
    4. Well, note #2, we miss that. If a woman is OUR woman, she is OUR woman! It’s only bad its not that way, IMHO. If a man isn’t following you, he doesn’t love you.
    5. They ARE:-)
    6. Can’t answer here, personally I’m almost never lost, even in new environments. Middle of woods, foreign countries, I find my way.
    7. Yeah, it’s a “Macho” thing, showing how tough you are. Its a desperate attempt by the modern enslaved, de-masculated man to replace things like spear throwing and friendly fighting. Really, if I manage a place with a good backyard, I think I’ll put up targets with either bows and arrows and/or spears and just let the guys go and toss ’em when they get bored.
    8. Guilty as charged:-) Frankly, what is woman for, besides…? No, really, a woman cleaning is a very sexy thing, not just for sex but for commanding affection. Again, if he’s totally clean so you don’t have to clean up, is he a faggot? Does he really love you? You see, letting you clean is an instinct, he opens up to you and shows in a subtle way some dependence on you.
    9. “uh, yeah honey I’ll talk to JR about the mutilated blowup doll in his closet” during the middle of rush hour driving when you prattle this to him in the middle of a dozen other things… Beats “WTF!?!?!” and slamming on the brakes and being in a wreck…
    10. Soda and Coffee are life itself. I drink homemade espresso before bed so I can sleep.

  • #1 – I ain’t a hillbilly.
    #2 – Sometimes. If I see something I want and have money, BAM, sold!
    #3 – who the hell doesn’t?
    #4 – Nope, don’t want the police up my ass.
    #5 – Not me, but at least those type are better than money-seeking whores.
    #6 – I’M NEVER WRONG!!! >_>
    #7 – I only do that to get out of doing something.
    #8 – No rubbish in my room buddy.
    #9 – I derrrrrrrr like cookies.
    #10 – Only drink soy milk, RAMUNE and good old H2O.

  • #4 is just stupid if you ask me!

    i mean, you can break up. ok. but not talking with each other anymore is just immature.. they can still stay friends or so??

    and i never heard about #7…

    but anyway. this seems so negative, but thats just cuz those were women talking to women. if you would ask men about the same things, they would also come up with such “mean” stuff. LOL

  • I don’t spit on the sidewalk, I hate it when men do that, my mate used to do it all the time, disgusting.

    “They buy the stupidest of things”

    Oh really and endless amounts of shoes, ain’t stupid lol.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk – I’ve never done that and I think its gross. :3

    2. They buy the stupidest of things – oh so my 30ft katana and golden hippo statue are stupid? Just kidding, actually I think that’s something women do WAAAAAY more. 😉

    3. They tell barefaced lies – pff, don’t be silly, no I don’t… >_>

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them – I’ve never actually dated so I wouldn’t know… =(

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute” – hmm, I do think that, but I’m a lolicon dammit!

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way – I don’t mind that at all.

    7. They brag about health problems – DUDE! Check out this scar! No but seriously, I don’t brag about health issues and I don’t know guys who do that. =/

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms – I’m a cleanliness freak, my rooms is PERFECTLY clean but I do know some really messy guys…

    9. They often respond absentmindedly – Well you’re fat… hmm, I like yoghurt.

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time – err, I don’t drink coffee and I drink BOTTLED soda, there’s a difference! =)

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    There are times when you have this inexplicably foul taste in your mouth, like metal. Spitting the saliva does the job of getting rid of it.
    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    …. That’s a little too general. What is it that they think is “stupid”?
    3. They tell barefaced lies
    Oh, please! Men and women tell them. You have to know how to twist the words to say something that isn’t quite true without it being a lie, it’s an art that men and women learn. Watch the politicians.
    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    …. Girl, that probably is a stalker.
    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    Not quite. I find them annoying.
    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    Again, only idiots do that. Unless there’s an important and useful experience that you acquired because of that failure, there’s no reason not to retrace them.
    7. They brag about health problems
    Because that’s funny when talking with male friends.
    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    That depends completely on who you are talking about. I don’t because I’m lazy, but plenty of male friends clean their rooms.
    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    Who doesn’t? It’s not like people have the time to pay attention to every minute detail around.
    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time
    …. Okay, let’s suppose that’s true, which it isn’t, so what? Are plastic bottles healthier? Is the taste that different? Probably the cans are cheaper than the bottles and they tend to be cleaner than tap water.

  • 2. “They buy the stupidest of things”Thousand shoes and make-ups are more of a stupidity if you ask me.

    3. “They tell barefaced lies”
    Aplies to everyone.

    4. “They contact you even after you break up with them”
    Needs some sandwich. :V

    5. “They think women who act like children are “cute””
    No shit. Children ARE cute.

    7. “They brag about health problems”
    Hah?

    8. “They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms”
    What is concidered rubbish for them?I say their room filled with shoes are more of a rubbish.

    9. “They often respond absentmindedly”
    Well of course. This only applies when responding to women talking non-stop.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    Well I don’t – unless it’s for a good reason.

    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    Women buy the stupidest things too, they just buy different stupid things.
    “You spent $250 on a hand-blown glass snowflake wind chime!? It’s gonna be blown to pieces the first gust of wind that catches it.”

    3. They tell barefaced lies
    We totally do not!

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    Probably because we still love you and you dumped us, you heartless bitch! *sob*

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    Kids are cute, ergo women who act like children are cute. We just like women who are innocent, sweet and pure. Children and women who act like children both activate our protector instincts.

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    That’s because we never go the wrong way, we just blaze a new path. Sometimes it’s a very long, very out of the way path – but hey, life’s an adventure, right?

    7. They brag about health problems
    Men are competitive by nature and we compete with each other at everything, even our problems.
    “Oh, you think that’s bad? That aint nothin’! lemme tell ya ’bout MY problems!”
    Besides, why complain about your problems when you can put a positive spin on it and wear it like a badge of honor?

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    Because you never know when you might need one of those things! Besides, it’s not rubbish, it’s all perfectly good stuff!
    “This thing? Nah, it’s only a little broken. It just needs a li’l glue is all an it’ll be good as new! And that T-shirt – it has some of that sedimental value and stuff. Reggie Jackson once vomited on it. True story! So that’s no ordinary stain, it’s more like a one of a kind autograph.”

    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    …hmm? Oh, blue.

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time
    And beer, don’t forget beer. It’s way better than that sissy tea and vitamin water crap women drink all the time.

  • My answer to their questions:

    1. I don’t
    2. maybe, but they buy even more stupid things so is a tie

    3. only to women who want to be lied to

    4. i always did the breaking part so i wouldn’t know

    5. well some are cute indeed, not all but some.

    6. won’t deny stubborness but haven’t really been in that situation

    7. heck when you do the working is obvious it will take a toll on you

    8. it’s called recycling

    9. because we are bored of all the stupid things they are saying, and have lost track of the conversation
    10. i still brew coffee so i can’t answer that one either

  • Seeing 2 and 3 made me think less about women. What hateful comments to say. In the men list there wasn't any comment with out any base at all and based only on hate like those two.
    And 4 made me laugh considering how annoying some girls can get if you split up with them calling 100 times a day just to tell you that you are a jerk.
    And last is 7 that i don't understand at all. Is that a Japanese male trade? Because in the places i lived men don't really like talking about them being sick.Except if we are talking about scars and wounds and not general health problems.
    The only thing i find that really applies to the big male majority is 9.

  • 2: Women don’t?!?!
    3: When asked “does this dress make me look fat”, then yes, lies are the only thing keeping you alive.
    6: It’s an adventure! =-p
    8: Women don’t throw away the rubbish in their closets. We’re even.
    9: Mmm… true.
    10: Eew, no.

  • 1. I don’t spit on the sidewalk.

    2. WUT? Define stupid, you whores.

    3. AND THEY DON’T?

    4. Never!

    5. That’s because women that act like bitches aren’t.

    6. Eh… maybe. Stubborness.

    7. I broke my spine yesterday, bitch!

    8. That’s a lie, my room is cleaner than Mr. Clean’s forehead.

    9. I’m not always thinking about four things at once.

    10. Ew, no.

  • [quote=Bitches] 1. They spit on the sidewalk

    2. They buy the stupidest of things

    3. They tell barefaced lies

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way

    7. They brag about health problems

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms

    9. They often respond absentmindedly

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time[/quote]

    1. Not all men do this. Get it through your thick skulls.

    2. What you call ‘stupid’ [i]we[/i] call investments…. which unlike you will pay out better in the future.

    3. I can’t explain this one. Not all guys lie though, I do know this much. Maybe [b]you’re[/b] too gullible?

    4. Those guys are more than likely looking for [i]pussy[/i]…. which they might get if you’re as gullible as you seem.

    5. Childish women are *[b]not[/b]* cute… to me at least.

    6. Arguing the reasons why we guys do things the way we do, is kind of like trying to argue politics with a brick wall: it’s [i]painfully[/i] obvious to anyone looking that you’re standing in front of a wall, yet you insist on jabbering away at the same lame points. In other words, male logic and female logic will never mix well. Next!

    7. I don’t. I live in a world of enough self-pity for the health problems I [i]do[/i] have….. more pity is [b]not[/b] welcome. Next!

    8. Much like packrats, we guys collect stuff. Because it just [i]might[/i] have a use somewhere down the line… or it has sentimental value. Like used panties. Or something equally disturbing. Next!

    9. Most guys [b]are[/b] absentminded by nature! >< [i]I[/i] have lousy short-term memory, for some ungodly reason, and it just gets worse the older you get. Encroaching senility?! Someone just do me a favor and shoot me in the fucking head, please? T_T. I'll waive all criminal negligence over this. The lawsuit by my next-of-kin I can't help you with, sorry.

    Next!

    10. For health reasons, as listed above, I do not drink canned [i]anything[/i]. I used to, but much like our celebrated Springtimes of Youth, those days ain't coming back ever again.

    There… satisfied?!? If not, then just [i]go away[/i]. I have eroge to play, and much baby Spackle to make.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk

    Thats what sidewalks are for. If you don’t like it, move to Singapore ;). (Google Singapore spit)

    2. They buy the stupidest of things

    Yes, buying extra shoes and clothes to impress men who’d rather see you naked is much better than buying a game you can enjoy with friends for countless hours, or a tool you could (theoretically!) use for something USEFUL…. someday…. when you get around to it <_<.

    3. They tell barefaced lies

    Because we're terrified of the drama that will erupt when you can't handle the truth.

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them

    What happened to just "being friends" ;)? Besides, isn't it a woman's perogative to change her mind? You never know…

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”

    They are ;). Attractive, maybe not, but cute, sure…

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way

    That feels like losing! The manly hunter must always be ready to think on his feet- to come up with a game plan on the fly! All the better if you have a nearby female to give you sighs of encouragement!

    7. They brag about health problems

    We're badass like that. Its better than secretly throwing up in the bathroom until you end up in the hospital.

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms

    Why bother? It does get thrown out eventually. Why do we have to live by your schedule?

    9. They often respond absentmindedly

    When you say something that you haven't said 100 times before, WITHOUT inserting it into an hour long monologue about something no (straight) man on Earth could possibly care about, then you'll get our full attention.

    Try this: Walk up to a man. Say "Pizza". See how his eyes immediately dart up from whatever he was doing? Now say "blowjob."

    See that?

    Now say "Take out the trash."

    … yeah.

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time

    Because it tastes good and/or gives us a bit of energy to deal with all the damn yakking.

  • ah i know for a fact i have these traits:
    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    (#2 depends on the girl… some might say buying a car is stupid.)

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    Do I? No I do not
    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    Like? I don’t buy clothes I don’t even wear… I still have clothes that fit me
    3. They tell barefaced lies
    I haven’t lied in 3 years
    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    Sure I do….
    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    >.>
    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    You sure about that?
    7. They brag about health problems
    What? I do?
    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    I guess I don’t cause I has none
    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    Hmm what huh?
    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time
    I drink Tea and TK sodas Sorry

  • 2.I bought Anime n Manga but I don’t think it is stupid though my Mom always says it is…
    5.that is the spirit of MOE the girls can never understand!
    10.Coffee and Soda is life~!! Just because they can’t enjoy it doesn’t mean we cant!

  • #3 : they tell barefaced lies.

    That is very true, and here is why : you, as a woman have your brain mounted BACKWARDS.
    So when we tell you lies, like “yes, I slept at her place, but I’m not cheating on you”, you actually believe us.

    Whereas, when we say the goddam truth, you just don’t. Like “no, you’re not fat”, “no you’re not too old”, “yes, you’re beautiful” or “no I’m not cheating on you and you should fucking know because when I’m not working MY ASS OFF, I SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH YOU !”.

    See ? we lie because we’ve got bored trying to prove you we were not lying when actually we were not.

  • Analisis…

    1. True for me, only when I’m smoking.
    2. Works both ways
    3. This is more a women treat, if I might say so. Because lots of men just don’t know how to lie, while all women easily can.
    4. Works both ways
    5. I hate women who acts like children.
    6. Also works both ways
    7. This SO works both ways
    8. True
    9. Only if the subject is boring to us
    10. True. I mean, if I had canned coffee to buy I would

  • 1. So bring back spittoons already! Actually, I don’t generally do this, even when I smoke (which is only occasionally).

    2. Like that’s not subjective. Women buy the stupidest of things too, to a man’s mind.

    3. Rarely, but I can’t say never. What’s more likely is for me to tell a deliberately obvious lie with the intention of being humourous.

    4. Nope. If a girl breaks up with me I’m done with her. Of course, it’s only happened once, but I never spoke to her again.

    5. They’re not?

    6. I’m not averse to retracing my steps, but it’s generally a last resort: if I think I can correct the mistake without backtracking, I will try that first.

    7. “Brag?” No. “Complain?” Occasionally.

    8. Guilty, to an extent. I do tidy up if I’m expecting company, though. FWIW, I know women who are just as bad about this.

    9. Guilty as charged. Though as with #8, I know women who do it, too. My mother is one of the worst in the world about this.

    10. Nope. Can’t say I didn’t when I was younger, but I tend to limit my intake of those things now. If I drink anything several times a day it’s tea, and even that I try to avoid overindulging in.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    Not everyone do this…

    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    So we buy the stupidest things? What about their over 9000 pair of shoes?

    3. They tell barefaced lies
    Ok, I wont tell barefaced anymore…

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    So, what about it?

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    Because women who act like adults just want your money

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    A REAL MAN JUST WALK FORWARD! KAMINA IS AN EXAMPLE

    7. They brag about health problems
    I have cancer, that’s so good…

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    LOL?

    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    Because we can’t tolerate women saying rubbish

    10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time
    What’s the problem with this? Better drinking soda and coffee all the time than being drunk by drinking beer/alcoholic stuff all the time…

  • Marine-RX179 says:

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them – because:

    a) men naively thought women care about them, not how deep their wallet is

    b) men are ‘stupid enough’ to believe that they can fix the relationship with love, without having to unconditionally opening their wallet for women whenever needed or offer all their earnings to them

    c) men didn’t know women already hooked up with someone with a deeper pocket and thought they still have a chance to save the relationship

      • I think it’s more in the notion of “why not bottled water or ice green tea?”

        Heck, cans are not popular here in America, but I don’t undersand why men likes to drink soda so much, even such early in the morning.

        But the Japanese women may also be thinking along the lines of the dirtiness, the unfriendliness on the lips, and hard being able to get the last drop from the can.

  • I exaggerated (#3) my health problem (#7) when someone ask me out for a drink without bothering what’s the occasion (#9), so I can stay home and watch anime because I want to save all the money I could to buy the stuff I want (#2), to the extend that I only throw out garbage when it’s full (#8, twice a year).

    But because of my (potential, #3) health problem (#7), I don’t take sugar, so no soda for me, but I get to act all manly and take coffee all the time without sugar.

    Things that are not:
    1. I don’t spit.
    4. Very ronery…
    6. I got no sense of direction so I don’t know which way I’ve taken anyway…

  • HyperKnuckles99 says:

    The only thing I do is #1 and thats only if I have alot of flem at the time.
    I think they got #2 wrong, I think they meant #2.They buy the most awesomest of things, I am then guilty of this as well then.

  • #1 is ridiculous

    #2 Men don’t buy stupid things. We always buy what we need.

    #3 Yea…that’s a good one…women totally can’t lie! HONEST! NO LIES!

    #7 ????????

    #8 If we don’t throw it out, we still need it!

    #9 We answer absentmindedly when girls talk absentmindedly and well that’s pretty often.

    #10 😮 O RLY?

  • Sure, why not? Here goes:

    1. As opposed to in the boudoir?
    2. When there’s zombies on the lawn, you’ll appreciate my foresight.
    3. Often true, but I’ve weaned myself off it.
    4. Guilty.
    5. Actually, I think children who act like women arOH SHI-
    6. Life is an adventure, so Guilty.
    7. In accordance with #3, not so much. But I don’t hide them.
    8. I’m pretty good at this one. Not smoking helps.
    9. …Only if my suit’s at the cleaners.
    10. AW HELL NAW.

    A decidedly mixed record. Looks like more single living for me.

  • doggfatherJ says:

    2stupid things, 3bareface lies, 4contact after break up, 5likes immature childish men, can be said about women as well.. and sometimes 10.. but i really dont see whats wrong with canned drinks/coffee…

  • 1. Well… This one is logical…
    2&3. Could say the same for women.
    4. It’s better to become (somewhat) friends than having an eventual, obligatory VERY awkward meeting later.
    5. …What about the women who desperately act “cute” even though they obviously aren’t? Baby-talk anyone?
    6.Men are stupid prideful beings like that: DEAL WITH IT.
    7.Haha… No comment. Unless it involves scars.
    8.Men are stupid lazy beings. Again, DEAL WITH IT.
    9.It’s because you talk (for hours) about things we DON’T GIVE A F*CKING DAMN ABOUT.
    10.It’ better than spending around 15 bucks on a cafe-watchacallit.

  • 2. Guys have hobbies hence spend money on said hobbies. We’re not your source of free jewellery.

    3. Because that’s our near damn language, then again women are no better you’re made up of lies.
    The visual lie: you ain’t that tall wearing those heels, your tities ain’t that big with your push up bra and your face don’t look like that wearing your make up.

    6. Men are headstrong deal with it >_>

    7. Damn right we do we’re proud of every disease we get.

    8. We’re lazy and don’t have ocd.

    9. You’re probably talking to us when we’re in our ‘nothing’ box.

    10. Because we need that hit of caffeine/sugar to keep going to pay the bills and keep a roof over your head.

    /Dons fire-retardant suit.

  • #1 I don’t

    #2. It’s not stupid. 🙁

    #3. Better than women who use tears and shit.

    #4. When a guy says “lets be friends” they mean it. Not how ladies go “let’s be friends” when they mean “Get out of my hair you limp dick”

    #5. It’s in our blood. Our paternal white knight instincts act up when women and children are cute.

    #6. We are never wrong.

    #7. “If it doesn’t kill you it makes you stronger” therefore the amount of health problems that hasn’t killed me yet means I’m strong as fuck.

    #8. Oh come on. that shit would be important some time in the future.

    #9. Truth

    #10. It’s easier.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    Sometimes, but only if I cough up something that really shouldn’t be in my body anyway. But I do try to spit on the grass, and I wait for as many people to leave as possible.

    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    Ok, so you think Anime, Manga, and Games are stupid that’s fine. I think having 20+ pairs of shoes, 15+ handbags, Countless outfits, and yet still never having anything to wear is stupid. I own 3 pairs of shoes, work boots, everyday shoes, and dress shoes. I have like 10 pairs of jeans, some slacks/khakis, and various shorts; and like a dozen every day shirts, with a few dress shirts. Yet I never have trouble with my clothing. So basically what one person sees as stupid; anime, manga /excess cloths; the other finds valuable.

    3. They tell barefaced lies
    Everybody lies, it’s human nature; some just do it more often than others. I’m the truthful type, which makes me a dick, at least that’s what my friends tell me. Most of the time people lie to either get ahead or keep from hurting someones feelings. So if some girls asks “Do I look fat in this?”, You say “No”. The reason is twofold, if you say yes she will get angry at you for being honest, and most of us don’t really care cause we’re gonna be late if you keep changin outfits; just pick something already.

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    Well I’ve never gone outa my way to do that, I’ve run into a few Exes out in town before and I try to be civil. I usually ask em how they’re doin and make a little small talk then excuse myself.

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    Yes, and no. Some childish this can be cute, but most of the time being childish is annoying. I prefer more mature people that I can have good conversation with. Which kills it for me sometimes, I’ve met girls that I thought were cute and whatnot, but as soon as they open their mouths it’s a total turn off cause they are way to immature and childish.

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    Well I don’t really ever get lost cause I know this town like the back of my hand… How long has that mole been there? But no in all seriousness I have a pretty good sense of direction. I only need to go somewhere once or twice and I can always find my way back. If I do make a mistake I go back, unless I know another way that would work just as well.

    7. They brag about health problems
    I’m not really sure what this means.

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    Ok, this goes back to #2, as well as that old saying “One mans trash is another mans treasure.” What I find important you might see as trash and vice versa. I remember one time when I was a little kid I came home from school and my Mom had “cleaned” my room for me. She threw out alot of stuff that I considered really important; comics, games, collectibles, and alot of artwork that I had done with some friends. Needless to say I was furious and I let her know it… She never “cleaned” my room for me again.
    But on a side note as for actual trash, no I keep that where it belongs in the trash can which I properly empty once a week on trash day; unless it fills up before then in which case I’ll empty it then. Also my car is Spotless no food garbage no nothing I’m every adamant about keeping that clean. Where as 90% of all the cars my female acquaintances drive are filthy with food trash and other random BS.

    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    Well if your just goin on endlessly about stuff that we don’t really care about then what do you expect. Besides this goes both ways. My mother for example doesn’t listen to thing her husband says, he’s just an idiot who rambles on and on and she can’t stand that. I don’t like seein him either, when I visit for the Holidays it’s torture.

    10. They drinked canned soda/coffee all the time
    So what I like cola, and I need my mornin cup of brew to help me start my day. Is that wrong?

      • I’ll shorten it up for ya since you have a short attention span. 😛

        1. They spit on the sidewalk
        Sometimes

        2. They buy the stupidest of things
        What one person sees as stupid; anime, manga /excess cloths; the other finds valuable.

        3. They tell barefaced lies
        To keep from pissing girls off

        4. They contact you even after you break up with them
        Don’t go outa the way to

        5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
        Yes, and no.

        6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
        Don’t have to.

        7. They brag about health problems
        I’m not really sure what this means.

        8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
        “One mans trash is another mans treasure.” What I find important you might see as trash and vice versa.

        9. They often respond absentmindedly
        Well if your just goin on endlessly about stuff that we don’t really care about then what do you expect.

        10. They drinked canned soda/coffee all the time
        So what I like cola, and I need my mornin cup of brew to help me start my day. Is that wrong?

        And there ya go, short and to the point.

  • 5. They think women who act like children are “cute”

    Um. YOU’RE THE DUMB BITCHES WHO ACT LIKE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? Japanese women are such fucking retards. No wonder their men are useless.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    I spit on the trash can.
    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    So what? bitches always shop.
    3. They tell barefaced lies
    Like women don’t.
    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    I don’t.
    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    Of course.
    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    That’s stupid.
    7. They brag about health problems
    I don’t
    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    Well…
    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    Like women don’t.
    10. They drinked canned soda/coffee all the time
    What’s so bad about it? I drink manly drink like tea or chocolate though.

  • People going through this list and saying how it doesn’t apply to them are idiots. No one gives a shit is you can ‘debunk’ this list on the internet.
    It’s all a matter of opinion. I see you are all quick to agree about the list of female traits but when it comes to criticism of your own gender you all become defensive retards.

  • hahahah! i find it funny how a lot of the dudes refuse to admit or are unable to recognise any of these traits. i must say, aside from #4 and #5, these apply to a lot of the guys i know – my dad especially.

  • hahahah! i find it how a lot of the dudes refuse to admit or are unable to recognise any of these traits. i must say, aside from #4 and #5, these apply to a lot of the guys i know – my dad especially.

  • Guilty of #5, but only when woman = loli, so I think it won’t count, but #9 is true anyway. Or not,… I rather don’t answer at all when I didn’t really listen. So I’m not one the ‘universal guys’, heh?

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    no

    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    too poor and if i wasn’t i don’t like clutter

    3. They tell barefaced lies
    if you mean saying no to “does this make me look fat” then yes

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    no

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    fuck no, if I wanted a kid around I would breed

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    no

    7. They brag about health problems
    no and for good reason, it would freak them out

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    somewhat guilty but only if you mean on my desk

    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    guilty

    10. They drinked canned soda/coffee all the time
    no/no even my beer is bottled 😛

    I guess I am officially not a man 🙁

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    It’s cheaper than a hankie, but I guess I’m too much of a woman ‘cos I do use one.

    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    I love this one particularly, as I save more money than I know any girl to, thus I spend less on stupid things like make-up hair extensions etc. I spend a little on my hobbies, anime, gaming and ballet, is there anything wrong with that?

    3. They tell barefaced lies
    Nope, I actually never do this, if someone asks me something I tell a truth, or something close to it which doesn’t hurt their feelings, for this reason I’ve always had to date women who’s bumm really doesn’t look big in that dress, but that’s a sacrifice I make.

    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    It depends, if I feel we can become friends (again) afterwards then sure I’ll contact them after a suitably long period of time to get over me, I don’t see the problem, and feel honoured when people do it back.

    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    No they think children are “cute” and wish women were more like that, plus women act like children in attempts to seem cute, so I don’t understand the problem. I tend to prefer more mature mind-set with a younger looking body, but I know I’m unusual in this respect, and thus by society probably ‘dangerous.’

    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    I don’t refuse, but if I’m alone yes, I do try to find other ways, this means next time I will not get lost because I know the area better and several different routes; I’m solving my problem rather than just getting somewhere. This saves time in the long-run, and let’s me walk longer, which is relaxing, and healthy.

    7. They brag about health problems
    I only bring up problems if the conversation is relevant, and normally in a joking way. I can’t help that I have alot of problems, but I am concious about many of them, so I can’t exactly brag.

    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    what’s rubbish in your opinion is treasure in mine, I keep only the stuff I use or plan to use and I tend to have less rubbish in my opinion in my room than most women, but if you’re talking the waste-paper bin, then no, I don’t empty it ’till it’s full.

    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    Okay, I’ll admit this is true in many circumstances, but is also true to women, what men and women consider important points are different, and when one comes up the other gender doesn’t consider important they respond as if it isn’t, that’s how it works.

    10. They drinked canned soda/coffee all the time
    I drink cartons of juice, suck on that bitches!

    • Women consider buying hobby things (figurin, automotive, etc) is stupid because they prefer spending ridiculous amount of money on make ups. Men are the the opposite. It’s all about preference.

      But as a female otaku, I spend more money on figurine and hobby things, which puzzles my female friends 😛

  • 1. Never.
    2. Erm.. what do they consider stupid things? Bt I guess this could be true from a PoV of a women.
    3. We do? I always think up a lot before telling a lie, to make it sounds truthful.
    4. Yeah, well, breaking up doesn’t means we dont know each other any more. OK, not the day after, but like, after a few months ‘least.
    5. Is that a problem?
    6. Many man do that, true. Me on the hand, when I do something wrong, aside from trying to change it, I backtrace what have led here.
    7. LOL
    8. I hate rubbish soooooooooo much.
    9. Huh true.
    10. Canned? BOTTLED WTF. Also, wine.

    • Well,mine:
      1. They spit on the sidewalk
      I don’t.
      2. They buy the stupidest of things
      It’s a matter of opinion,like spend large quantities of money in shoes its stupid…
      3. They tell barefaced lies
      Unfortunately,everyone tells,and many people get angry of me for being true-hearted.
      4. They contact you even after you break up with them
      Like many say,a man can’t just discover with some power that the woman find another guy with a bigger mallet of money than him,or in other case,just be friends(if what happened to they broke up was something like “let’s juts being friends”)
      5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
      Some yeah,some don’t,I particularly don’t know if anything like this can be considered “cute”.
      6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
      This is universal,for woman or man,I just observe like from a higher plan(yeah,crazy LOL) to see what have I done wrong,but is not aways simple do that when you don’t have a clue of anything…
      7. They brag about health problems
      so what? be emo? we know about our problems,but I don’t want to PUT EVERYTHING HEAVY ON THE SHOULDER OF THE MOST NEXT TO US.
      8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
      The rubbish for some,its a treasure for others.
      9. They often respond absentmindedly
      If it’s not interesting,it doens’t need a response to it.Just like woman do.
      10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time
      I don’t,but I know bout many mans that do that…

      ps: sorry for the english

  • Ukonkivi said:
    10. They drinked canned soda/coffee all the time
    Oh God, empty carb calories everywhere. I would be fat as a cow. Absolutely not.

    Let's not forget I'm totally supporting lame Corporations if I buy soda.

    • Omochikaeri says:

      There sure are. I see at least one idiot doing this each week, in my area. Even as a guy it’s disgusting, and makes me want to punch the person out. It’s bad enough when someone does it in the public toilet while other people are listening!

      #2, #3, #5, #9 and #10 all apply to me.

      #4 would just be stupid (unless she broke up with “let’s be friends” in which case it’s her own damn fault.) #6 is also stupid, #7 is WTF, #8 a lot of people do but I have all the rubbish in my room in the rubbish bin in the room.

  • 1. I rarely see this anymore. Only those uncivilized jerks does it.
    2. Compared to them buying clothes and anything that’s “cute”.
    3. Not sure what this “bareface lie” is but everyone lies.
    4. You’re kidding right?
    5. Guilty but that girl has to be attractive first.
    6. Not all man are like this.
    7. wtf?
    8. Again, not all man are like this
    9. Everybody does, even bimbos.
    10. Again, wtf?

    The girl traits part is definitely true since I witness them ALL THE TIME but this guy traits list thing is so untrue, I can’t help to feel sorry for the group of girls who came up with this list.

  • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
    That I don't do. Though sadly I have the habit of continually wanting to spit for like thirty minutes after brushing my teeth and gargling, and I'll randomly run back to the bathroom to spit. Because if I drink something to get the taste out of my mouth, it kind of defeats the purpose of brushing.
    2. They buy the stupidest of things
    What things? Both genders buy plenty of things I would consider "stupid".
    3. They tell barefaced lies
    That goes just as well for women.
    4. They contact you even after you break up with them
    …So? People can be friends after not dating any longer.
    5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
    Eh, depends on the behavior. I think there are certain childlike traits nobody should outgrow.
    6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
    I don't do that at all.
    7. They brag about health problems
    I don't do that. But maybe it makes them feel "tough" or they're looking for sympathy. "Brag" sounds like more of the former. Men are forced by society into the gender role of being "tough", so acting like they can still do things like it's nothing with a handicap, makes them feel more manly and therefor more socially acceptable.
    Society gives women and men a complex that they have a "masculine" and "feminine" quota to fill. This often results in some very odd and stupid things.
    8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
    Most of my female friends are MUCH worse than me about this. I get obsessive compulsive, if I notice a piece of clutter, I can't focus on a video game or anime or whatever and have to immediately throw it away.
    9. They often respond absentmindedly
    Huh? I'm pretty sure this is a trait of shy humanity in general.
    10. They drinked canned soda/coffee all the time
    Oh God, empty carb calories everywhere. I would be fat as a cow. Absolutely not.

    • 1. They spit on the sidewalk
      – Yeah, that’s disgusting. I hated it when my I was still with my ex, he spits right in fron’t of me where im walking.

      2. They buy the stupidest of things
      – Mmm, im kinda guilty of that myself. So I can’t really complain.

      3. They tell barefaced lies
      – I hate that. Even when they are backed into the corner by facts, then they have to muscle their way out with violence. Atfer that it becomes a real fight >.>

      4. They contact you even after you break up with them.
      – Thankfully that hasn’t happened.

      5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
      – This is opening a can of worms.. ugh.. Honestly, even if the girl is attractive, there are limits. It shocks me to see how they can act like that.. but it shocks me worse when MEN WHO FALL FOR THEM also act like that with them. I honestly think people like that should get their tongues branded and have to chew Indian red pepper afterwords.

      6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way
      – Oh god, those were some fun times, get completely lost. Find weird parts of unknown areas in towns we’ve never been to.

      7. They brag about health problems
      – Yeah that’s quite true, but sometimes it’s better to laugh about a certain ailment then to be all whiny and emo and expect to be babied all the motherlovin day.

      8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms
      – I’m guilty of that, but I blame my ex.

      9. They often respond absentmindedly
      – That part’s fun. I love it when they don’t pay attention and do that, so I have a digital recorder with me a lot and prove why there’s anchovies and tabasco in his ice cream. lol

      10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time
      – Another habit I am guilty of thanks to my ex.

      • 5. They think women who act like children are “cute”
        – This is opening a can of worms.. ugh.. Honestly, even if the girl is attractive, there are limits. It shocks me to see how they can act like that.. but it shocks me worse when MEN WHO FALL FOR THEM also act like that with them. I honestly think people like that should get their tongues branded and have to chew Indian red pepper afterwords.

        ===

        Have you gone to some cons? I like these “cute” girls, though I hate excessive fangirl-ness. It really depends on your perspective (whether the “tough and beautiful” western perpective or the “cute and magical ones” often preferred by otakus.

      • About point 7, I don’t brag about health problems, I joke about it. In fact, I make it a point to make jokes out of every problems. It makes it alot easier to cope with said problems and figure things out instead of being demoralized enough that I want to crawl into a corner to die.

    • Yeah, lots of ’em are just BS. The women need something to counter attack men even if what they’re coming up with is mostly fictional compared to what us men can come up with.

      Now, let’s see:

      1. They spit on the sidewalk

      Nope, I spit on the face of the someone I’m gonna beat the shit out of.

      2. They buy the stupidest of things

      So? The thing is you bitches and whores do not have any humor sense and only care about your damn face.

      3. They tell barefaced lies

      Doesn’t apply to me. In fact, I love telling the truth to hurt them more whenever I wanna break up ;p

      4. They contact you even after you break up with them

      Doesn’t apply, no comment

      5. They think women who act like children are “cute”

      Sorry, but I like psycho, yandere and mature women more so STFU & GTFO

      6. They refuse to retrace their steps when they go the wrong way

      Doesn’t apply, no comment.

      7. They brag about health problems

      Doesn’t apply, no comment.

      8. They don’t throw out the rubbish in their rooms

      I do when I feel the need to.

      9. They often respond absentmindedly

      Because sometimes the girl I’m talking with is to GDODAMN boring that she’s not even worth my attention so I would rather stare at some waitress’ ass rather than listening to her;p

      10. They drink canned soda/coffee all the time

      Oh, so women don’t drink that? What do you drink then? Milk? Chocolate? Oh yeah, I heard you like ’em sweet, rite?

  • 1. Yea, always wonder the same thing too.. though if it’s me, i wouldn’t do something like that. It’s too nasty and it’d spread TB virus.

    2. Emm.. what are these stupidest things that men always buy?

    3. Not sure if men always do that, neither do i really understand what it means by “barefaced lies”.

    4. Well, unless they just call you to intentionally annoy you.. Who knows, it might be he’s pulling out a tsundere act..

    5. *Flash back to women who desperately act childish to look cute in front of hunks and rich men*

    6. Can’t disagree with that. I’ve seen quite a lot of men who’s too egoistical and always thinks he’s right…

    7. Err.. LOL

    8. Depends on what type of man is that. Though that rubbish probably is something like a memento to him.

    9. No comment.

    10. What? Men can’t drink their favourite drinks? At least it’s not beer or something alcoholic that will lead the girlfriends getting raped that very night.

      • Q. Why would a woman ask a man if the outfit “fits”?

        After all, the woman is wearing it, and should be able to tell by feel. I get the feeling that an answer by the man to the asked-aloud question isn’t really what she’s seeking.

        Q. Why do women ask men the no-correct-answer question, “Does this outfit make me look fat?”

        Q. Why do men hate going clothes-shopping with women?

        A1. It’s a needless waste of the man’s time. If I am “browsing” in the tool section with no specific need of a tool, I won’t waste a woman’s time by asking her to accompany me, “just in case I want her opinion” on a tool. Why won’t women be equally considerate?

        A2. Women will ask a man’s opinion on something, then seemingly ignore that opinion. That’s a hell of a put-down against the man. If a man’s not “qualified” to offer an opinion on a woman’s clothing, DON’T ASK HIS OPINION IN THE FIRST PLACE!

        A3. After asking a man’s opinion on a piece or pieces of clothing, then ignoring that opinion (see A2, above), a clothes-shopping woman will thrash around in seemingly emotional turmoil trying to decide between two or three different items/outfits. Time wasting!

        Man-attitude: if you can’t decide, either (a) they’re all equally good, so just randomly pick one and get it over with, or, (b) NONE of them are worth getting, so don’t buy any of them.

        It’s as if women are so insecure buying clothes, they don’t want to make a “wrong” choice, and they want to be re-assured by a group that they’re making a correct choice.

        Fuck that! “Woman, do YOU like that, or do you not like it?!”

        I understand partly why they are this way. The advertisers make them believe their boobs and pussies will all dry up and fall off, and that they’ll be shunned by all society if they don’t buy Product X.

        In my mind, one of the saddest things is that women actively make themselves look bad by buying clothes and make-up which look bad, but are endorsed by their peer group.

        It’s one of the reason women with little money many times look far better than women with big budgets – the poor women are buying and wearing simple, used clothes, and the rich women are buying the latest new fashion-trend atrocity.

        So often, it seems to me, the outfits in the stores are ALL crap, in that they make women look ugly. It makes me think fashions are designed by people who hate women.

        MOST women are reasonably attractive-looking, but throw that away by wearing “fashionable” clothing and make-up.

        In our next session, we’ll ask the question, “Why do men fall for advertising which implies that if they drink Beer Brand X, all the sexy-looking/acting young girls in the advertisement will be wanting to have sex with that man?”

      • Ah thanks. Lol, can’t agree with that more. It can’t be helped though, some/most men tend to be lazy and clueless when it comes to fashion judgement and there’s a huge risk that they (women) would erupt when their boyfriends admit that they don’t look good in their outfits.

    • 5. So if it’s not “cute” then we absentmindedly(#9) not do #3 and speak the truth that they are “retarded”.

      Then we are forced to do women’s #5, shopping with them as “apology” which is their #9 way of punishing us.

    • chronomaster says:

      3, 6, and 7. If I lie, I’m going to lie intelligently enough to where only the results will be true.

      And I drink a ton of water thank you very much. I’m not going to fight the junk buying thing though.