Talented artist Alphonse supplies the schematics for what he calls “LCD HIME MKII,” a device which looks to be at the zenith, or possibly nadir, of onanism technology…
“LCD Princess” indeed. Now all that is required is a way of mating this with Love Plus…
Hey, wonder why nobody said something like this yet -
if this concept ever being developed into a real product, it's just not LCD but the OLED (or somethin) displays (are flexible) that should be considered for use in it. Plus the one actual thing where current "touch screen" technology fad could come in useful! :) Just some scripting with 2d character reaction to it in H-games designed for device....
Won't it be better if there was just a usb controller of this instead of it being with an actual screen? Like a fleshlight, only with a cord connecting it to the computer.
I would rather combine it with a RealTouch. At least the insides move. Then again why stop there. Combine it with a RealTouch and then combine the RealTouch with a full android.
otaku 1:last night...i fucked haruhi...good lord i love my dakimakura...
otaku 2:daki-what? are you THAT poor?! i fucked my lcd screen last night!! and it was senjougahara ! aim for quality FFS! you're out of my circle!loser!
Been there, done that. . .Next!
Am I the only one to see a person with a gun trying to shoot something through the pillow on the second schematic picture?
Gottabe f--king kidding am I right?
BTW the guy in the digram looks like he's holding the butt of a shotgun to his junk while shooting a pillow.
He isn't?
wow good stuff
WTF?! this is just effin' sick...
ehh.....
Until they find a better way to protect the hardware from damage (rough sex anyone?) I'll pass for now.
Actually...this idea with the new Eyefinity tech/feature in ATI's new 5x00-series GPU?
Up to 6 screens...
Probably overdoing it there though...But you'd be able to make it match scale.
Now that's a nice fucking monitor.
If you have enough money to build this, you can afford hookers.
Hey, wonder why nobody said something like this yet -
if this concept ever being developed into a real product, it's just not LCD but the OLED (or somethin) displays (are flexible) that should be considered for use in it. Plus the one actual thing where current "touch screen" technology fad could come in useful! :) Just some scripting with 2d character reaction to it in H-games designed for device....
Meh, I'm still waiting for a persocom...
This guy should get an Innovator's Prize or sort of.
Oldie but a goodie.
Now thats something you don't see everyday. XDDDD
i approve of this invention
Pedobear aproves?
Pedobear: For sure! It got really hard to find virgins lolis anymore.
Anime dutch wife NOW
wow wtf o_O
once this is out, hentai will never be the same. >:
Wait so...according to the schematic on the right side you gotta shoot a pillow with a shotgun?
fleshlight+pillow = win
The future of having sex is just a few years away~
even if you break the monitor probably still cheaper than a real woman.Plus maybe you could get a Tenga sponsorship or something.
I wonder if you can wear 3d glass on that too
and the toy doesnt really have to be attached to the screen at all. you just have to look at the screen, and you will get that optical illusion
plus some sensors at the tip of the toy(like those optical mouses), this thing is so possible.
Let me quote Animal Mother from "Full Metal Jacket":
"Hard-core man... Fu**ing hard-core..."
:-/
imagine doing this using a 32" CRT TV
it's gonna be 'HOT'
NO SHIT IZ THIZ 4REAL???!!!!
JAPONESE MEN ARE SO SAD.....
Is that a fleshlight ?
It's always a fleshlight.
I could just imagine a guy slapping the side of the screen thinking he's slapping an ass. XD
stfu man
I'll make it for myself... definitely. xD
Would you guys find this nearly as creepy if there was a female version of this, and without anyone knowing it, they were all connected via the web?
Some guy thinks he's doing Lacus...while some girl thinks she's being done by Kira...
But nope. They're really just doing each other.
BIRTH RATE PROBLEM FIXED.
Well, then right before both of them climax, the monitors flip to the actual person on the other end.
That would be either horrifying, hilarious, or just plain hot.
I'll let you guys decide.
i just strap my ipod on to my flesh light and run woddle/jiggle app,o u o and tern off the lights
Transformers don't have shit on this.
the thought of breaking LCD really keep me from tryinh this out
The life of a single guy.. truly disappointing...
gross.....
INGENIOUS!!!
Y'know, it this goes over too well, everyone and their fucking grandad will be bootlegging it in their garage...
...and suffer major injuries.
Just make us a Yuria 100% model.
Women in Japan should be very worried right now... 2D girls are winning again.
2D girls are always winning.
Anybody else reminded of videodrome by this? "I want you Max"
Won't it be better if there was just a usb controller of this instead of it being with an actual screen? Like a fleshlight, only with a cord connecting it to the computer.
OMG... YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING NERDS
Really? Nah!
what about electricuted while reaching heaven what an electrifying ending :D
What a 'SHOCKING' ending.
*Fixed
high tech fapping
I sense a mass-production
Wait what? LOLWTF? XDDD
Just don't get the screen wet ^^
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan...
Wow, the world's first 3d to 2d interface!
May if be this idea and the Japan robot technology continue to develop and evolve, the realisation of Chobits might not be that far away...
Hey the robot sex thing was done in that futurama ep
"I dated a robot"
I dated a robot ended up that all the guys dated robots and the world died.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0584443/
Chi is the best solution ...
Exists already, people just can't afford them. Just think a sexond how expensive Candy Girls are and then think about how much the robots cost.
I would rather combine it with a RealTouch. At least the insides move. Then again why stop there. Combine it with a RealTouch and then combine the RealTouch with a full android.
Just combine the HRP-4C with a Candy Girl, and voila.
"And thus the Legend of FuckDoll V3 was born."
buying robots would be like paying the whole life of btches in one go
But still less expensive than bitches.
So wait... MKI is one LCD... but MKII is TWO flatscreens strapped together?
You know the sad thing is I'm sure some company out there is going to try and design one for mass production.
NO, BIG NO!!
Thats why you let her be on top.
Give this man a Nobel Prize!
Doesn't look soft enough. I need something hug-able.
Dakimakura with a "hole"
DAMN!!
what are they gunna come up with next?
semen?
The diagram on the left looks like a man firing a shotgun into a cushion.
Sorry, right...
i hope no one get electrocuted
"MK II"... Does that mean there was a MK I?
From that picture it looks like you are fucking the penis, not the girl.
Should fix that.
No definitely no. Would not take the risk with my monitor.
Now that is AWESOME.
I want three!
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?
What hasn't it done?
Who hasn't it done?
two otakus are talking:
otaku 1:last night...i fucked haruhi...good lord i love my dakimakura...
otaku 2:daki-what? are you THAT poor?! i fucked my lcd screen last night!! and it was senjougahara ! aim for quality FFS! you're out of my circle!loser!
otaku 1:damn...
I LOL'd so hard....
> I fucked Haruhi
> ... it was Senjougahara! Aim for quality FFS!
I see what you did there
+Million points for inserting Senjougahara >> Haruhi joke.
joke..?no,fact.
sry, but senjougahara has the opposite effect...
could have been better with a Hinagiku or Horo-sama
Well, fuck, it's not like yer fuckin' a rhino girl. Horo ftw.
I'm sure many, MANY people would do a Horo if they had the slightest chance... myself included.
"furry bitch"
She's smooth as glass, what the fuck are you talking about?
Horo sucks ass. Don't even mention the furry bitch.
How do you suck an ass?
Google 'felching' and be amazed, Anon. -_-
xD.
Awesome!
thats a 32 inch LCD lol