LCD HIME MKII
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- Date: Oct 17, 2009 02:11 JST
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A novel idea,
though I'm a bit worried about accidental damage to the screen. Somehow I don't feel the beanbag is enough of a cushion, perhaps a spring system could be set up?
I agree with you, these are very sensitive pieces of hardware. but its a nice thought though
attachable artificial anyone?
This is our future!! XD
finally, they got bored of hand job...
Men are emotionally detached........
Relax, feminazis will find a way to ban this like: ''Its degrading for women to be replaced by lcd screens''.
@ anon 17-10-2009 10:34
Read "The Definite Book of Body Language" by Pease. You'll find your answer in there.
seriously.
Guess it goes along well with penis recognition huh?
maybe they'll use the higher resilency monitors used by the military for field communications and unmanned vehicle control.
although that would negatively affect the image quality...
Durability or quality that is the question
My this sound as awful as real women: choose between a pure woman who looks like ass. Or pick a beautiful girl who is a materialistic bitch.
amen to that
My LCD screen has withstood light tools being thrown at it, punches, and loads of manjuice. This idea is totally realistic. BTW, it's an LG L1919S (loladvertising?)
fuck first, worry later
agreed, besides there are ways to remove semen crusts.
The fact that you guys are even considering this seriously worries me, frankly.
Boinking an LCD = Cybersexual indeed. o_0
You know, is actually cheaper to date prostitutes several times than build such a device.
but can prostitues look like Jun Watarase from happiness?
or Konata?
or the girls from bekemonogatari??
Wait until they figure out that this could be attached to webcam -chat. Now that's what I'd call "cybersex".
jaxom: you know shit about prostitutes. There are scorts and call girl who can actually be your college classmates... if you actually go to college, of course...
and they grow armpit hair and get fat. Wow, I am soooooo turned on.
Whereas I can fuck an LCD screen until I grow old, and when I die, they'll bury me with dick still attached to the goddamn thing.
Yeah... just stick to jerking off to your naruto hentai.
The difference between an LCD screen and a prostitute is that any given prostitute only looks like one woman, ever. Sure, she can change her make-up and cosplay for you if you shell out enough for that sort of thing, but that is different from an LCD which can display any one of a nigh-infinite number of pixel cuties. For those among us who don't care about "pig disgusting 3D" anyway, it's almost an ideal solution. A customizable sex toy? Sign me up!
And you can't get STI's from LCD monitors. The worst you can do is electrocute your intimate areas or leave the built-in webcam on.
Comment by jaxom:
"but can prostitues look like Jun Watarase from happiness?
or Konata?"
"...OR KONATA?..."
"...OR KONATA?..."
*loli-facepalm*
will consider
Words to live by.
I can't help but imagine a sort of Dutch Wife, sans, head, lower arms, lower legs, etc. in sort of like a coffee table stance ("face" down) with the LCD screen embedded in the back side or front side (whichever you prefer)thus giving you something a little more anatomical to hold on to. i.e. hips, arm/shoulder, waist, etc.
And there would have to be software that was "responsive" to your insertion and thrusts as well as the orientation of the "body" (sound creepy, I know..) But if you could have the anime charachter of your choice, in the orientation of your preference, responding to your "timing" so to speak, that would undoubtedly be a turn on.
Think about it.
-2DLoliCon
That what I've been wanting all along
If it were made expressly for that purpose, they could also fortify the front with a hard clear plastic covering.
Just in case of any back splash, right?
hahaha
make one for the ladies
No thanks, it isn't that hard to get laid really (if you want to). And it isn't that hard to find someone you like either.
Oh you don't know?
It is hard to find someone and it's even harder to get laid, so sorry. . .
Even if you really want to, so to speak ;)
lol I just realised
if someone were to use too much strength, he'll push the sreen forward and then he'll fall flat while his dick gets pushed upwards.
oh the pain lol
LOL!!
Do you see those two beams attached to the underside of the screens? As long as you don't make them of a material that's too weak it wont be a problem. I know my dad used aluminum profiles to attach two lcd to each other for my brother, if you used it for this there would be no way it would break except of course if you crushed the screens itself. So as long as you don't decide to fall asleep on top of a well-built lcd-hime, and abstain from hitting her, I don't think you stand any risk of breaking it.
excellent
but i think this is an old news
Huge risk that the fapper is going to break the screen(s). Creative idea btw.
Also, inb4 "This is old" or "I already saw this from.. ages ago"
I already saw this... in my dreams
Hmn, if the screen would have a protection out of some cotton around it, it would be more save.
Better wait for the first gynoids.
Rape or prostitutes are a better option for the time being.
Nah, with rape you never know what sort of disease you'll get. Better go for the middle-class prostitute!
Still don't think it would be safe from the strong grip of the fapper, he might break it into half for going to rough...
You gotta be kidding...
seriously people..i mean, SERIOUSLY...--a
Y so srs man
New technology... fuck your tv instead of your couch
Nope. This is how desperate they are to get fucking laid. How pathetic.
More along the lines of "damn, regular fapping is getting boring..."
yea,just take a banana peel,warm it up in a microwave and fuck it
cant be worse than a fucked tv screen xD
let's not venture into the uncanny valley here Oo
You don't know what the Uncanny Valley is.
I already lost my uncanny valley.
Ohh... Crap... Great use of technology.... Not.....
Y?
id tap that
thats a 32 inch LCD lol
two otakus are talking:
otaku 1:last night...i fucked haruhi...good lord i love my dakimakura...
otaku 2:daki-what? are you THAT poor?! i fucked my lcd screen last night!! and it was senjougahara ! aim for quality FFS! you're out of my circle!loser!
otaku 1:damn...
Awesome!
xD.
+Million points for inserting Senjougahara >> Haruhi joke.
joke..?no,fact.
sry, but senjougahara has the opposite effect...
could have been better with a Hinagiku or Horo-sama
Horo sucks ass. Don't even mention the furry bitch.
How do you suck an ass?
Google 'felching' and be amazed, Anon. -_-
"furry bitch"
She's smooth as glass, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm sure many, MANY people would do a Horo if they had the slightest chance... myself included.
Well, fuck, it's not like yer fuckin' a rhino girl. Horo ftw.
> I fucked Haruhi
> ... it was Senjougahara! Aim for quality FFS!
I see what you did there
I LOL'd so hard....
While there at it, they could design an usb plug and play "input-device" to make it more inter active. Instead of a conventional onahole.
thats why i suggest a spring system be set in place,
but one factor that I need to consider is whether a rhythmic motion would eventually cause any damage to the screen's internal components,
Admittedly I don't know too much about electronics ,could anyone who does care to give some input?
if its a decent make, you can submit most lcd screens to about 10lbs of pressure...
I can't remember if thats correct though... but I remember watching them test lcd's on how it works or how its made... they put the screens under a huge freeking machine that applies pressure on them till they break... so a human might be able to break them, but it'll take a while...
and why not use my dads' 46" hd tv?
....or a loli on the screen instead of a huge breasted adult?
Make sure first that the TV has a completely smooth, wipable screen.
If it doesn't, you'll have some explaining to do.
"Son, what's that odd patchy streak up the middle of my new 46" screen?" *sniff* "...And, why does it smell...unusual?"
lol, your dad's?
Sounds like underage b& to me.
I lol'd
This country's future is doomed...
Simple. Just upload her on the Wii. Date her, and when she's ready, she will allow you to download her on this fapping device. That meas you laid her.
"Made in China"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I better refrain from getting one, then... :'D
"Whose freaking idea was to put glass wool in it?!"
you know, I should be shocked by this but I'm not.
Its more like I saw it coming.......no pun intended
I prefer to think of this as a poor mans prostitute...
Prostitutes are much cheaper than this contraption would cost.
I Laugh so HARD!!!
hiring a prostitute or in Japan's case a loli is a much better alternative. Of course we can't save the delusional 2d lover
Yes, loli is cheaper, but then what happens if you get caught with said loli >.> just saying that in the long run, this would be cheaper, not that I would do this in the first place.
Give this man a Nobel Prize!
Doesn't look soft enough. I need something hug-able.
Dakimakura with a "hole"
Thats why you let her be on top.
NO, BIG NO!!
So wait... MKI is one LCD... but MKII is TWO flatscreens strapped together?
You know the sad thing is I'm sure some company out there is going to try and design one for mass production.
May if be this idea and the Japan robot technology continue to develop and evolve, the realisation of Chobits might not be that far away...
Chi is the best solution ...
Exists already, people just can't afford them. Just think a sexond how expensive Candy Girls are and then think about how much the robots cost.
But still less expensive than bitches.
buying robots would be like paying the whole life of btches in one go
Just combine the HRP-4C with a Candy Girl, and voila.
I would rather combine it with a RealTouch. At least the insides move. Then again why stop there. Combine it with a RealTouch and then combine the RealTouch with a full android.
"And thus the Legend of FuckDoll V3 was born."
Hey the robot sex thing was done in that futurama ep
"I dated a robot"
I dated a robot ended up that all the guys dated robots and the world died.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0584443/
No definitely no. Would not take the risk with my monitor.
Now that is AWESOME.
I want three!
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?
What hasn't it done?
Who hasn't it done?
From that picture it looks like you are fucking the penis, not the girl.
Should fix that.
"MK II"... Does that mean there was a MK I?
DAMN!!
what are they gunna come up with next?
semen?
The diagram on the left looks like a man firing a shotgun into a cushion.
Sorry, right...
i hope no one get electrocuted
Surely you could just tape a picture to a cardboard box?
... ... afk~
Heh...
Like it actually. I'm impressed by technology and art.
However, it'd be mandatory to put such a device inside a Lexan case that had structure and so could support weight.
What I'm more thinking about, though, is that with this level of technology, why not just go for "VR?"
VR fizzled because it was tried too early so it was too high an initial cost for disappointing results. (1) The viewer headseats aren't that expensive and the hardware is now so advanced that it's child's play to set up various "H" settings. This could work for both 2.5D and 3D and of course pure 2D would be child's play. The rest of the sensors could work with either a camera and flourescent patches in a dark/blacklight room or some simple "attach here and there" sensors.
Shouldn't say "Child's Play" with the "Modern women who seek to destroy men" and the "Pig Ladies at the UN" raving about "Lolicon"...shhh.... Nah, actually I should. The line must be drawn at fantasy/reality. Should a person get "4 to life" for playing the first level of "Grand Theft Auto"? ThoughtCrime is NOT crime!
So a VR setup would involve the glasses (most expensive, but be cheaper than the LCD screen, esp the big one) some VR gloves, the Masturbator unit and some software that could probably be thrown together using plenty of existing (and some free) software platforms. The hardware would be the worst, the software could go on any computer less than 5 years old. (1Ghz,1GbRAM, decent video card)
If I was in such a project, I'd try to patch in bleeding edge "Alpha Wave" research into it. A simple way of brain communication, the computer could guess (and learn) general mood, it could take simple commands (for real!) like "laying on bed now" and it could even feedback into the brain for various emotions.
People could have romances, sci-fi and fantasy adventures, hot sex. Virtual sex tours with RL brothel girls "Helping" on the other end. Subway molestations, Jack the Raper fantasies. Torture chambers with endless victims. Basement dungeons with lolis...
Might be the "Fall of Rome" but IMHO it'd cause LESS crimes, not more. Here's a neat cartoon on the subject: http://adamwarren.deviantart.com/art/PLAYSTATION-in-the-year-2026-49720727
-A virtual "Gor" is already on "Second Life", btw.
Note (1) I cite no better example than the "Virtual Boy" or "My Eyes! They BLEEED!" in the only context that doesn't involve Rotten.com, Goatse.cx or Fursuitsex.com seen for the first time. (shouldn't knock da 'furs, they'd ensure financial success of such an operation! Yiff with no actual Bestiality...) However, I liked it, painful as it was... IMHO, if they'd just waited one more year, they could have afforded double color LCD screens and the N64 would have been a "Virtual Module" that would have continued to this day, esp. with a CD rom drive.
The "joystick calibration routine" could be very painful if there were programming errors (or simple malice).
you just wrote an amazing amount of words regarding the possibility of fucking an lcd
think about it
Actually, I suggested F*cking an LCD wasn't enough and suggested a way to transcend it completely...
Way to tl;dr and then look like an idiot. Good job Anon
TL;DR...?
Then why even respond?
FOAD.
Give this guy the Nobel Prize.
He will probably end up winning the Darwin prize instead.
Why not Obama won it for doing less for humanity.
+1
Not a bad idea but you need to be careful not to press on the panel.......
I'd be too scared to do that. Looks like it's just -asking- for a messed up screen.
All it needs is a harder and easier to clean surface, like thick glass and it's ready to go.
the guy that actually develops this will be a fucking millionaire.
facepalm.jpg
Ha! Just need to throw on some 3D glasses!
Sick... <.<
You can always use your sisters monitor if you don't want to use yours.
the retard actually bothered to write an essay, talk abt no life.
so this is closest you can get to a girl XD
If you were to suddenly die while using this contraption, there would be no end of laughter at your funeral.
Hahaha... so, so true.
This might be the future of masturbation. One problem though:
These things can easily break if you drop them. I've dropped my Acer Aspire One netbook and learned about it the hard way. Cost me a lot of money too. This could also fall into the same category of being easily breakable.
no CRT option?
Goodness!! It is a little elaborate for wanking isn't it? Looks like a set up only if this is the only way you are getting some. If you are attached, no guy would bothered to do all that just to get off.
Geez, this only contributes to the otaku are creepy general view.
...but otaku ARE creepy!
I am far from creepy. Big anime and manga fan all my life but I don't want to marry any 2D characters nor do I collect any figurines/posters. I just watch and read. If the story is H, I might wank to it because of the sexual atmosphere but I have never wanked to any characters. I don't get the incest thing (ewww really... Any of my parent in a sexual way? Yuck... and same for my siblings; annoying little shit). And most of my friends who are into the subculture are fairly well adjusted people who are attached as well.
And you call yourself an otaku!?
Yeah, why not? I rather marathon a 103 episode series or read hundreds of chapters of manga than a lot of other things. I am also quite house bound by choice. I have been watching/reading since I was a kid. Buy Jump religiously. Can hold a fairly deep discourse about the whole sub culture. I wouldn't mind some well designed anime/manga t-shirts as well. I wouldn't mind cosplays either.
"If you build it, they will come." xD
"If you build it, they will cum." XD
good job anon, pat yourself on your back, you just discovered an obvious pun
*pats anon on the back*
Its protection is allowing men who would actually consider this to drop out of the human gene pool..
i can't wait until more futuristic simulation technology exists. But until then i think i'll pass on this weird shit...
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan...
Wow, the world's first 3d to 2d interface!
even if you break the monitor probably still cheaper than a real woman.Plus maybe you could get a Tenga sponsorship or something.
The future of having sex is just a few years away~
wow wtf o_O
once this is out, hentai will never be the same. >:
Wait so...according to the schematic on the right side you gotta shoot a pillow with a shotgun?
fleshlight+pillow = win
I wonder if you can wear 3d glass on that too
and the toy doesnt really have to be attached to the screen at all. you just have to look at the screen, and you will get that optical illusion
plus some sensors at the tip of the toy(like those optical mouses), this thing is so possible.
Anime dutch wife NOW
WTF?! this is just effin' sick...
wow good stuff
ehh.....
Until they find a better way to protect the hardware from damage (rough sex anyone?) I'll pass for now.
Gottabe f--king kidding am I right?
BTW the guy in the digram looks like he's holding the butt of a shotgun to his junk while shooting a pillow.
Been there, done that. . .Next!
Am I the only one to see a person with a gun trying to shoot something through the pillow on the second schematic picture?
Actually...this idea with the new Eyefinity tech/feature in ATI's new 5x00-series GPU?
Up to 6 screens...
Probably overdoing it there though...But you'd be able to make it match scale.
Now that's a nice fucking monitor.
Now thats something you don't see everyday. XDDDD
i approve of this invention
Pedobear aproves?
Pedobear: For sure! It got really hard to find virgins lolis anymore.
Oldie but a goodie.
Hey, wonder why nobody said something like this yet -
if this concept ever being developed into a real product, it's just not LCD but the OLED (or somethin) displays (are flexible) that should be considered for use in it. Plus the one actual thing where current "touch screen" technology fad could come in useful! :) Just some scripting with 2d character reaction to it in H-games designed for device....
If you have enough money to build this, you can afford hookers.
Meh, I'm still waiting for a persocom...
This guy should get an Innovator's Prize or sort of.
Let me quote Animal Mother from "Full Metal Jacket":
"Hard-core man... Fu**ing hard-core..."
:-/
Anybody else reminded of videodrome by this? "I want you Max"
Won't it be better if there was just a usb controller of this instead of it being with an actual screen? Like a fleshlight, only with a cord connecting it to the computer.
Y'know, it this goes over too well, everyone and their fucking grandad will be bootlegging it in their garage...
...and suffer major injuries.
Just make us a Yuria 100% model.
Women in Japan should be very worried right now... 2D girls are winning again.
2D girls are always winning.
OMG... YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING NERDS
Really? Nah!
Wait what? LOLWTF? XDDD
Just don't get the screen wet ^^
I sense a mass-production
high tech fapping
what about electricuted while reaching heaven what an electrifying ending :D
INGENIOUS!!!
I could just imagine a guy slapping the side of the screen thinking he's slapping an ass. XD
stfu man
Is that a fleshlight ?
It's always a fleshlight.
I'll make it for myself... definitely. xD
NO SHIT IZ THIZ 4REAL???!!!!
JAPONESE MEN ARE SO SAD.....
imagine doing this using a 32" CRT TV
it's gonna be 'HOT'