Top 10 Female Traits Which Make Men Say “Why?”

all too true. especially #1. *sigh* why wont women accept that being voluptuous is also very good??? instead of being a stick figure?

Hmmm, I'm a girl and I don't do any of those things.

omg,one girl goes "KAWAII!!!"then like fucking 10 more go"KAWAII!!!"pissed me off

Hmm.. These are all kinda true, but as for me I'm a woman who really hates sweets.. a lot.. I love spicy stuff and I never wear makeup, or say cute much.. but I do shop for hours...

Totally agree.

I like the sexist comments. Most of this list isn't true about me, but

10. They have an infinite appetite for sweets

I have to stop myself from buying candy, because the whole bag will be gone in a day and I'll gain two pounds.

dont forget their positive affinity with shiny stuffs.

.. nr10 is the only one that's right about me. õ.o

10 strange things about men:

1. Thinking that the female orgasm is a myth.

2. The constant fear of coming off as homosexual. "No homo" at the end of sentences, awkwardly complimenting one another, the one-armed man hug, the use of "bro", ect.

3. Obsessing over penis sizes, to the point of penis pumps, pills, ect.

4. Throwing things in the air and catching them in their mouths. Sweets, peanuts, cigarettes, ect.

5. Before a fight, taking off their shirts.

6. Expecting women to shave everywhere, but expect to have hairy legs/a bush/hairy arms/a hairy chest themselves.

7. Never blaming themselves for their relationship break-ups; it's always that their ex-wife/girlfriend was batshit insane.

8. Being sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally, but doesn't understand how a woman cries at a chick-flick.

9. Not understanding why women take care of themselves. No, a steak with blood dripping out of it is not MANLY FOOD, nor is a double bacon cheeseburger.

10. Mid-life crisis.

so FUCKIN TRUE!

if you ask a girl out and she doesn't like you she chops your dick off and hands it to you (metaphoricaly) and every bit of manliness and pride is destroyed in the process and forget being friends still afterwards

One you're an idiot asking for the impossible.

Two, the rest of you who are so blind, you don't realize what would happen without number 7 should appreciate the wonders it has. Though it'd be a lot easier determining who's actually pretty without it.

There are reasons for all of these. I am glad I know them.

For instance, they go to the bathroom together to talk about the guys they are with.

lern2wimmin

I didn't know that going to the bathroom in a group would be annoying...
But the others hit the mark dead-on, I can imagine. @__@

Wow, shave their eyebrows (fully) so the can draw new ones? I thought only middle aged ugly rich hags do that..

I had a friend go with me to Japan, but we split up after he wanted to meet his Junior highschool friends. When I met up with him he had shaved his eyebrows and so did his friends.

Maybe this is a Jap thing? Or was I drunk at the time.

One girl who used to visit me and force me to join her on shopping romps put reminders on her cellphone that would ring every now and then to remind her to diet. lol.

lol. Good list.

i've noticed even skinny girls think they're fat (im talking to you Aya) which is fucking stupid nobody wants to see ribs and muscle on a girl (look at any anime girl. How many are disgusting 0% fat girls? they simply have fat in the right places tits,ass, and hips)

3. a clean to the other

#6 is soooo new mexico. lol.

I can understand all but the third one.

Why should going to the fucking bathroom be a social occasion?

9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible

Wait, aren't all Japanese introverted tools?

now for #6 it makes me wonder because im a girl and I always wonder why people have eyebrow pencils when they could have their real eyebrows...

and #10 is so true, im craving ice cream now...

This reminds me an old book, "Everything man knows about women".

Son, I am disapoint.

I'd like it if once I didn't have play detective because if you ask a girl out at school and she says no the shit spreads like wildfire and you are mocked by girls and guys but if you turn a girl down everyone thinks you're an asshole. It's not fair for once I would like women to stop playing and ask for what they want. Whether it be "Wanna fuck?" or "Do you want to go out?" seriously.........

lol yah, some of them are true in common girls/women

some i like:

10,9,5 (picture a bunch of ''popular'' girls sitting on a table and going like ' i eat __ and gain ___ pounds ._. and look at her she eats all she wants'' and like #4 :D

oh and #7 depends on how you see the girl.

Yeah i guess in every country girls are pretty much the same~

#11 They don't stay in the kitchen

all of the above and more thay aways bug you. spend your money. smoke all your pot j\k . burn you dinner. blame every thing on you. don't work.eat and get fat. hog the tv.lol if you cant tack a joke then this post ant for you

how the hell is this universal. only in japan people

Anonymous said:
Hmmm, I'm a girl and I don't do any of those things.

ya right you just dont know it yet lol

lol! most of those things really fit exactly!

i mean #3 is just epicwin! XD

Ok where is the mens version?

And you want an overweight girl who doesnt care a shit about her weight, dont care about makeup, have bush eyebrows, and tells you all your faults or whatever directly?

I see.

1. They diet excessively
2. If one of them says “cute!”, the rest all start saying it too
3. They all go to the toilet together
4. They say “I’ll leave it to you,” but then moan about your choice
6. They shave their eyebrows to draw them on
8. They become obsessed with fortune telling

Thanks to these reasons I don't feel like a girl in the first place :X

There are way a lot of guys on SanCom who hate women. Geez! I don't understand why people WANT to hate.

None of these apply to me and very few women I know. But I'm a black woman with a brain in LA so... yay me?