Top 10 Female Traits Which Make Men Say “Why?”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Oct 16, 2009 04:10 JST
- Tags: Dating, Fashion, Food, Makeup, Rankings, Relationships, Statistics
When 10,000 Japanese men were asked what it is they found inexplicable about female behaviour, they came up with a list which might well be universal…
1. They diet excessively
2. If one of them says “cute!”, the rest all start saying it too
3. They all go to the toilet together
4. They say “I’ll leave it to you,” but then moan about your choice
5. They take forever shopping
6. They shave their eyebrows to draw them on
7. They put on makeup every single day
8. They become obsessed with fortune telling
9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible
10. They have an infinite appetite for sweets
You can also read the corresponding survey for inexplicable male traits.
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Totally agree.
omg,one girl goes "KAWAII!!!"then like fucking 10 more go"KAWAII!!!"pissed me off
It's the female hivemind! It's a frightening thing!
Also, all it takes is you pissing off one girl to set off the entire female population in the neighbourhood against you! Further proves the hivemind theory!
I know how that feels.
I'm a veteran to this crap. And to make it worse. I'm classified "Genuine Platonic Nice Guy". In other words "Keep away" according to female translation. (See the "Dogged Nice Guy" trope for more info)
I have a feeling women claim this to be "helpful"; because genuinely nice people get to the breaking point due to frustration. We become total irrational bastards that no longer value life, women, or babies where they respectively belong, and are willing to fuck anyone or anything, with consent or without.
I think the Bene Gesserit do exist. They're manipulating us into their liking.
My advice: just be an asshole, and remain mind-numbingly, annoyingly nice, and bug the ever-loving hell out of them in retribution with it.
Behold a paradox. Do you like the asshole because he's being nice to annoy you, or like the nice guy for being an asshole purposely being nice to annoy you?
I'm getting close to breaking your code. Fear me.
Quick, we must see if they break when the nice guy acts like an asshole in being purposely nice to them when they wanted an asshole!
Hmm.. These are all kinda true, but as for me I'm a woman who really hates sweets.. a lot.. I love spicy stuff and I never wear makeup, or say cute much.. but I do shop for hours...
I like the sexist comments. Most of this list isn't true about me, but
10. They have an infinite appetite for sweets
I have to stop myself from buying candy, because the whole bag will be gone in a day and I'll gain two pounds.
Of course we arent talking about EVERYONE, but my girlfriends wastes time trying to make herself look prettier (to my eyes its making her look wierder actually... help me!)
dont forget their positive affinity with shiny stuffs.
.. nr10 is the only one that's right about me. õ.o
10 strange things about men:
1. Thinking that the female orgasm is a myth.
2. The constant fear of coming off as homosexual. "No homo" at the end of sentences, awkwardly complimenting one another, the one-armed man hug, the use of "bro", ect.
3. Obsessing over penis sizes, to the point of penis pumps, pills, ect.
4. Throwing things in the air and catching them in their mouths. Sweets, peanuts, cigarettes, ect.
5. Before a fight, taking off their shirts.
6. Expecting women to shave everywhere, but expect to have hairy legs/a bush/hairy arms/a hairy chest themselves.
7. Never blaming themselves for their relationship break-ups; it's always that their ex-wife/girlfriend was batshit insane.
8. Being sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally, but doesn't understand how a woman cries at a chick-flick.
9. Not understanding why women take care of themselves. No, a steak with blood dripping out of it is not MANLY FOOD, nor is a double bacon cheeseburger.
10. Mid-life crisis.
so FUCKIN TRUE!
if you ask a girl out and she doesn't like you she chops your dick off and hands it to you (metaphoricaly) and every bit of manliness and pride is destroyed in the process and forget being friends still afterwards
One you're an idiot asking for the impossible.
Two, the rest of you who are so blind, you don't realize what would happen without number 7 should appreciate the wonders it has. Though it'd be a lot easier determining who's actually pretty without it.
There are reasons for all of these. I am glad I know them.
For instance, they go to the bathroom together to talk about the guys they are with.
lern2wimmin
11. Obsession with gossipping.
This is probably the WORST.
I didn't know that going to the bathroom in a group would be annoying...
But the others hit the mark dead-on, I can imagine. @__@
Wow, shave their eyebrows (fully) so the can draw new ones? I thought only middle aged ugly rich hags do that..
nope 16 year old girls in new mexico does it... the 'cholo' girls... they are annoying....
I had a friend go with me to Japan, but we split up after he wanted to meet his Junior highschool friends. When I met up with him he had shaved his eyebrows and so did his friends.
Maybe this is a Jap thing? Or was I drunk at the time.
One girl who used to visit me and force me to join her on shopping romps put reminders on her cellphone that would ring every now and then to remind her to diet. lol.
lol. Good list.
i've noticed even skinny girls think they're fat (im talking to you Aya) which is fucking stupid nobody wants to see ribs and muscle on a girl (look at any anime girl. How many are disgusting 0% fat girls? they simply have fat in the right places tits,ass, and hips)
3. a clean to the other
#6 is soooo new mexico. lol.
I can understand all but the third one.
Why should going to the fucking bathroom be a social occasion?
Probably to gossip. That is no. 11 on this list.
9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible
Wait, aren't all Japanese introverted tools?
All women, Japanese or no, engage in this act.
now for #6 it makes me wonder because im a girl and I always wonder why people have eyebrow pencils when they could have their real eyebrows...
and #10 is so true, im craving ice cream now...
This reminds me an old book, "Everything man knows about women".
indeed :)
Son, I am disapoint.
I'd like it if once I didn't have play detective because if you ask a girl out at school and she says no the shit spreads like wildfire and you are mocked by girls and guys but if you turn a girl down everyone thinks you're an asshole. It's not fair for once I would like women to stop playing and ask for what they want. Whether it be "Wanna fuck?" or "Do you want to go out?" seriously.........
Ever ask someone out on a date only for something you'd only expect in a teen drama movie to happen?
Let's just say, my ONE attempt to ask someone in high school (which, BTW led me on (DAMN YOU #9!!!!), which was also Junior year, to make the rest the high school experience MORE awkward) made sure there was a dense enough crowd to laugh in my face as loud as possible in front of, and also spread word about all sorts of negative rumors about me since then.
The only time anyone was ever friendly or attracted to me at all was whenever I was doing artwork and talking about being a designer/storywriter/whatever nets plenty of cash at the time, in the future.
Japan, you're not alone. Girls are greedy as hell over here in the States too. I feel your pain.
You know the reason people put on makeup and constantly diet?
Men wouldn't be interested otherwise.
^
U.S.A Much again?
Too much makeup is scary. Too much diet is also scary. Women have the potential of looking like the stuff from horror movies. Either they look like a creepy clown, or they look like walking skeletons.
+1
#11 They don't stay in the kitchen
There are no "kitchen" existing in the common japanese homes of singles.
Ok where is the mens version?
Yeah i guess in every country girls are pretty much the same~
lol yah, some of them are true in common girls/women
some i like:
10,9,5 (picture a bunch of ''popular'' girls sitting on a table and going like ' i eat __ and gain ___ pounds ._. and look at her she eats all she wants'' and like #4 :D
oh and #7 depends on how you see the girl.
lol yah, some of them are true in common girls/women
some i like:
10,9,5 (picture a bunch of ''popular'' girls sitting on a lunch table and going like 'i eat __ and gain __ pounds, and look at her she eats all she wants'' and like #4 :D
oh and #7 depends on how you see the girl.
lol! most of those things really fit exactly!
i mean #3 is just epicwin! XD
all of the above and more thay aways bug you. spend your money. smoke all your pot j\k . burn you dinner. blame every thing on you. don't work.eat and get fat. hog the tv.lol if you cant tack a joke then this post ant for you
yep -- pretty much universal lol
all too true. especially #1. *sigh* why wont women accept that being voluptuous is also very good??? instead of being a stick figure?
Hmmm, I'm a girl and I don't do any of those things.
ya right you just dont know it yet lol
the euebrows...a group of girls in my highschool(so many years ago) always would draw their eyebrows on...they looked like clowns!
1. They diet excessively
2. If one of them says “cute!”, the rest all start saying it too
3. They all go to the toilet together
4. They say “I’ll leave it to you,” but then moan about your choice
6. They shave their eyebrows to draw them on
8. They become obsessed with fortune telling
Thanks to these reasons I don't feel like a girl in the first place :X
This list just summed up what my GF is, especially the number 10
#2 made me lul
Is that appetite for sweets a girls only thing? I'm a guy but I never seem to get full when eating sweets (or put on any weight from it).
And you want an overweight girl who doesnt care a shit about her weight, dont care about makeup, have bush eyebrows, and tells you all your faults or whatever directly?
I see.
how the hell is this universal. only in japan people
Is it bad that I just accepted this a long time ago....
match number 1. with number 10.
thats a VERY annoying combo
Lets see from my experience the following are true:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, and 10.
9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible
<<<< is this counted as tsundere ?
Nope. A tsundere says the opposite of what she wants to say and maybe kick you while she's at it, while most women say something that seems totally irrelevant to the topic at hand to the normal male brain and wait for you to make a ridiculous and impossible inference that will make the meaning apparent.
TL;DR
2D rules
I think at the top of that list should be "Never hear what you SAY to them, but will always find something within your sentence that apparently insults them".
"Do you think I'm getting fat?"
You look over. "Nope."
"You think I'm fat, don't you?!"
"FUCK'S SAKE, WOMAN, I JUST SAID I DIDN'T!"
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dammned true
>1. They diet excessively
Can't be applied to all girls, just the insane ones.
>2. If one of them says “cute!”, the rest all start saying it too
Applies to Asians only.
>3. They all go to the toilet together
Yes.
>4. They say “I’ll leave it to you,” but then moan about your choice
That's only when the guy has shitty taste.
>5. They take forever shopping
True. I like to take my time picking out what I want to buy so I don't regret it later on.
>6. They shave their eyebrows to draw them on
Only the insane ones do this. I like my eyebrows fine.
>7. They put on makeup every single day
Most of them do, but to different extents. I only wear foundation to keep my skin smooth, since I'm prone to wiping my eyes a lot.
>8. They become obsessed with fortune telling
I call bullshit on this.
>9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible
Not always true. If you are being an asshole, I tell you to your face.
>10. They have an infinite appetite for sweets
Not all girls do, but I do love me some cheesecake.
3. WHHHYYYY? :@
4. Shitty taste in what? Sorry, but to guys clothes are something we wear, not fashion accessories.
7. TIP: Too much make-up actually makes u look ugly.
the lot of them try too hard to impress guys, and just end up failing hard... hence the majority of the unfortunate things in the list (excessive dieting and too much makeup) ...if only all that wasted time could be used on more things that actually help them in what theyre trying to achieve, lol
compared to women, you'd find far less men trying so hard to impress the opposite sex... i guess with men the thought is "you either have it like a magnet or you don't... in which case you shouldnt try" lol
the only crowd of guys i can think of these days that try too hard to impress girls are the gangsta hiphop and rap guys... and unfortunately they succeed all too well with their methods
1. They diet excessively
Not applicable to everyone. I know a lot of girls who are fine with their weight.
2. If one of them says “cute!”, the rest all start saying it too
Only applies to Asians.
3. They all go to the toilet together
To avoid getting hit on by creeps. Safety in numbers, I say.
4. They say “I’ll leave it to you,” but then moan about your choice
They only do this because you have shitty taste.
5. They take forever shopping
Hey, if I'm going to blow my money I want to make sure I won't regret it when I get home.
6. They shave their eyebrows to draw them on
Some do, some don't. I'm happy with my thick eyebrows.
7. They put on makeup every single day
This depends on the individual. I wear makeup at my job because you need to look good to make myself look professional and clean; and it's foundation only, since I know I'm prone to wipe my eyes without even thinking about it.
8. They become obsessed with fortune telling
Eww, hell no. Not everyone falls for that crap.
9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible
Not always true. If you're being an asswipe, I tell you to your face. If you're being indecisive, I tell you to make a choice. If I'm thinking you need to bathe, then I tell you that you stink.
10. They have an infinite appetite for sweets
I do love me some cheesecake.
in my view, with some of those things, you're in a minority. even if it's 40% of girls, it's still a minority, especially in the visual sense. ive met others like you, but not nearly enough. i mean, i even know some girls who hate shopping (though they dont even like hygiene very much either)
also, replace "kawaaaiiii" with "awwwwwwwwww" and "that's sooooooooooo cuuuuuteee!" it's universal. and it's a girl thing. few guys would ever say that unless they're trying to parody women or are gay :P
#2 Babies and young pets get the same reaction.
#3 lulz?
#4 Which somehow ends up being the case most of the time, therefore we have to pick that 1) most men have shitty taste or 2) most women are just plain nagging bitches. Seeing as 2 compliments everything else about girls, we assume 2 to be true.
#5 Which brings us to the point that 1) either men must be superior beings cause they shop faster and don't regret it more than women or 2) women just can't decide for reasons science is still unable to explain. Pick one or both.
#6 Tsumugi wannabe? Tsumugi is 2D, which makes 3D an automatic fail.
#7 Makeup is essential, otherwise the pretty:ugly girls ratio would drop to an incredible low and the world would die off cause no guy would want to marry them.
#9 Ah so instead of ending up being the common insane girl, you end up being the common nagging bitch. Good work. Not sure which is better. I suppose for most girls there's no "be nice without being totally irrelevant" option.
TL;DR
You fail
Newfags can't troll
You're a fat bastard IRL I bet.
1) You lose. Pay up.
2) anon bashing anon.
Double Fail. Don't post again plox kthxb
I posted this an hour ago, and it hasn't shown up.
10 strange things about men:
1. Thinking that the female orgasm is a myth.
2. The constant fear of coming off as homosexual. "No homo" at the end of sentences, awkwardly complimenting one another, the one-armed man hug, the use of "bro", ect.
3. Obsessing over penis sizes, to the point of penis pumps, pills, ect, and driving big cars to compensate.
4. Throwing things in the air and catching them in their mouths. Sweets, peanuts, cigarettes, ect.
5. Before a fight, taking off their shirts.
6. Expecting women to shave everywhere, but expect to have hairy legs/a bush/hairy arms/a hairy chest themselves.
7. Never blaming themselves for their relationship break-ups; it's always that their ex-wife/girlfriend was batshit insane.
8. Being sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally, but doesn't understand how a woman cries at a chick-flick.
9. Not understanding why women take care of themselves. No, a steak with blood dripping out of it is not MANLY FOOD, nor is a double bacon cheeseburger.
10. Mid-life crisis.
9. Not understanding why women take care of themselves. No, a steak with blood dripping out of it is not MANLY FOOD, nor is a double bacon cheeseburger.
... what does "Not understanding why women take care of themselves." have to do with a nice steak or a double bacon cheeseburger?....
10 strange things about men: (My Responses in these. And yes; they're actually rather rational; unlike womens'.)
1. Thinking that the female orgasm is a myth.
(Well, considering how rare the GENUINE spectacle is. Why not? Are women just impossible to satisfy for men these days; just to make us "feel better" you fake it? Read #9. Be blunt. If we're doing something wrong, TELL US!!!! The last thing any of us want, is a fake orgasm.)
2. The constant fear of coming off as homosexual. "No homo" at the end of sentences, awkwardly complimenting one another, the one-armed man hug, the use of "bro", ect.
(It's not as constant as you think; but it does occur, but not to such ridiculous extremes. It just a little thing called context. We treat life like the internet. ANYTHING can be taken out of context; and even possibly recorded. Sometimes for fun, other times, just to be a dick; a majority of times, to permanently destroy any reputations. I believe this is actually a rational fear we all have, regardless of gender/age.)
3. Obsessing over penis sizes, to the point of penis pumps, pills, ect, and driving big cars to compensate.
(Clear out your spam/inbox. In the case of cars, who doesn't like power and sleek design? It's a work of art. If there's anything to compensate, it's the pathetic "green" attempts everyone's making a mockery of nature with. I think the planet's far more durable than we're making a big deal out of.)
4. Throwing things in the air and catching them in their mouths. Sweets, peanuts, cigarettes, ect.
(Girls are guilty of this as well. Simple reason: it's fun to do, especially when you're bored or showing off. It helps to pass time.)
5. Before a fight, taking off their shirts.
(Pretty rational actually. Standard melee rules: not only does it respect the law of dueling, but also, your shirt remains clean despite the end result of your face/body. Ever watch Fight Club? It seems to make plenty of sense. Especially if you enter with recently dry-cleaned clothes or something, and have plans later that involves them (especially clean).)
6. Expecting women to shave everywhere, but expect to have hairy legs/a bush/hairy arms/a hairy chest themselves.
(We like women, not mannequins. Simply put. I like to know my woman is real (real body, stable mindset, actually grows hair), not artificial (gives into every fashion fad, 80% silicone, cancer patient-level hairlessness). Exception is 2D, provided drawn properly.)
7. Never blaming themselves for their relationship break-ups; it's always that their ex-wife/girlfriend was batshit insane.
(That's random-chance, actually. If you've seen how some women tend to explode into tirades for the smallest things. That = batshit insane. No exceptions. We'll only admit defeat for rational reasons, only.)
8. Being sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally, but doesn't understand how a woman cries at a chick-flick.
(Frustration with the log for the first; and for the other, predictable ending that could be seen since the intro/advertising, and wondering how the hell the girl didn't see it coming at all. Or why women like to cry for that matter. Makes me think what women want IS to cry. Thanks to #9; we're not told which method they do want to cry though. And any attempt in trying to do so yields really bad results.)
9. Not understanding why women take care of themselves. No, a steak with blood dripping out of it is not MANLY FOOD, nor is a double bacon cheeseburger.
(Okay, this one explains #9 pretty damn well. What's your message that you're trying to convey? I'll try my best to translate, and then answer:
"Not understanding the lengths women go to upkeep their appearance (waxing, oils, cremes, facials, etc.), for the most menial reasons (For ego alone. Regardless if nobody is there to see her at all). However; sloppiness matters most to men. IE- a women covered in grease, dirt, and other messy things is sexy. Why is that?"
Did I hit anywhere close to the context you implied at all? That was my best attempt at translating. This is why I fucking hate #9.
Anyway, to answer: Why do you waste so much time and money to make yourself more appealing when it least matters? You're attractive enough as is. Plus, if this is just to get us jealous because you're luring other men to you, despite already being with us. That's just stupid. It only makes you more whorish and slutty; which if I recall, if we're already in a relationship, that's unappealing; despite how single men think. Then again that's because you caught THEIR attention, not OURS. Need I remind you of #9? If you want a rise out of us, think first. Consider the consequences.
And to answer why we like messy women better is because that actually signifies confidence to us. They know they look good no matter what happens to them. That's why messy = sexy. If you're sparkly-clean, dolled up, and dressing your best; refer to the above statement. Translation at first glance = You're already taken, and trying to get a rise out of your man; nobody likes a whore! Aside from rebounders/stalkers/rapists.)
10. Mid-life crisis.
(Not all of us have it, you know. It's just simply a state of urgency. When you know you're getting old, you want to try and feel fulfilled. Think about your childhood, and the stuff you wanted to do throughout your life. Now make yourself aware you have much less time than you thought to do those things. Cue the nightmare fuel pump. That's mid-life crisis.
Women suffer it too. It's pretty damn obvious to spot those under distress. They always ask if they look fat, despite their weight, especially if they're actually underweight; douse themselves in perfume, and hump just about anyone/anything on the dance floor, and drink like a fish. They also join Equality Now! and fund UNICEF and constantly complain about 2D girls, and make a big deal out of the inevitable and most pointless things. They also think men like us are gross and always pigeonhole all men who look at porn, regardless of reason, as perverted otaku pedophiles.)
(Closing statement: A hidden #11 you forgot to misunderstand is "Why do all men think they're 'high and mighty all the time, thinking they're Mister Right?'".
My answer: BECAUSE WE'RE BLUNT RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS THAT CAN TELL WHEN SOMETHING IS FUCKING WRONG, AND TRY TO FIX IT ASAFP!!!! QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND HELP FOR ONCE!!!! ONE THING YOU CAN START WITH IS BEING RATIONAL!!! END #9 ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!! (of course, unless it actually is a good time to do so, if it actually counts as sexy. Then #9 is okay. All in moderation, as they say.))
I'm going to rest my hands now.
#9 So True!
If females can say things DIRECTLY without using descriptions or use other things to say what they want to say (confused yet?!) then relationships would be SO much easier!
Guys will just say things to your face and not worry about it later!
But.... part of it may also be in the Asian culture where you do Not speak up where the Western culture you do!
1. They diet excessively
Ahh... You know Anorexia is in style this time of year...
2. If one of them says “cute!”, the rest all start saying it too
"The chamber of SQUEEE!!!!". I don't think my ears will ever heal.
3. They all go to the toilet together
This is how news travels the Earth. It's like a secret network they have. This is the true Equality Now!. The TRUE secret society.
4. They say “I’ll leave it to you,” but then moan about your choice
It usually helps if we had guidelines to begin with. I didn't know everything I eat, you're allergic to.
5. They take forever shopping
Does it seriously take you an HOUR to shop for a pair of crappy headphones?
6. They shave their eyebrows to draw them on
I get it now! You're "Dolling yourself up". Oh, *wipes tear out of eye* that's a good one.
7. They put on makeup every single day
Because I love it when you age 10x quicker by masking 1/2 your age every day.
8. They become obsessed with fortune telling
Opens fortune cookie: "Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
Things are looking up!! :D
9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible
Yes, you are fat; now can we just continue with the rest of the movie. The good part's coming up.
10. They have an infinite appetite for sweets
...Sorry, beat you to them.
...And now I'm the fatass? Make up for damn mind woman!
I was always wondering why women go to the toilet together. Later I discovered it was because toilet is the best place for women to trade gossip that can't trade in front of other people (expecially their boyfriends). Apart from that, they have to put extra make-up to look fabulous.
*sign* Women...
Yup. We usually talk about our dates or find ways to make excuses for having to leave if they're dogs.
i have the answer for no.3;
girls usually wanted a partner to chat with in the loo.
top 2 females trait that make's ME say "WHY?!"
1. obsession with fame (i.e. popculture) - if anything is more OBVIOUSLY worthless and full of lies, it's all the famous shit out there. yet they tear their hair and lungs out for the stuff, and evem imitate it.
2. obsession in general - if it's not something popular, it's something niche. from where i see it they just cant expand their horizons.
3d girls all just crazy if you ask me... until they reach a mature age, then they end up with a whole new set of traits that make us say "why?"
I am surprised gossip didn't make the list though, in some form. eyebrow drawing made it in, but that didn't? LMAO
Typical, complain they diet excessively and then complain if they have an ounce of fat on their bodies.
Many gentlemen weep because of #9 each night.
Haha indeed ^^
So true, so true...
Makeup is always disgusting. There are lots girls who would look pretty good without it, but they wear a shitload of it and look like sluts. Ewwwww.
Agreed, not to mention that using all that make up makes them look ugly as fuck later in life.
1. They diet excessively
5. They take forever shopping
6. They shave their eyebrows to draw them on
> This describes one girl who used to visit me and force me to take her on shopping tours.
2. If one of them says “cute!”, the rest all start saying it too
> Especially true if there's a baby/pet in question.
3. They all go to the toilet together
> A time management issue: girls take longer to pee, so might as well synchronize.
4. They say “I’ll leave it you,” but then moan about your choice
7. They put on makeup every single day
> lawl.
8. They become obsessed with fortune telling
> Don't know about this.
9. They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible
> Isn't that most girls?
10. They have an infinite appetite for sweets
> What's wrong with this?
#1 and #10 are a vicious cycle of doom.
#3 itself is a loop. More people at the toilet -> longer wait -> bring a friend along -> More people at the toilet
#8 it's true for most, especially teens and young adults
#9 true, except for those brought up in male-majority family environment
It is pretty much universal...
I've been trying to figure women out all my life.
I had to mount pads to my walls, it's been driving me insane.
I think they do this on purpose to screw with us in a manner we don't appreciate.
Truth, you speak it.
try making a fake account wherever and proclaiming you're a girl with no pics or fake pics if asked
if succesfully done, try to talk to make friends
either gender with what u expect is the common women behaviour
u may come to notice, as i did, that girls being indirect is, in my view, their way to prolong relationships with men or make it more appealing to their likes, if men see you as an easy-talk girl they develop a bound of familiarity and, very fast, affection, wich is not always their objective
dont be fooled, chicks really want to befriend or love men, but men(being as direct as they are) fail to realise that her wants "entertainment"
if u keep thinking with your dick and rush thinks, you'll get nowhere
sadly, i myself admit its really hard to do that...
I'm fine with girls being indirect for as long as they are direct when it counts!
I don't need all that 'should I? shouldn't I?' when she is obviously having a fever, or when the house is on fire.
Keep the indirectness for those playful moments, but please, be direct when it's serious!
well most guys dont really understand why us girls do #9: They say what they are thinking in the most indirect manner possible.
The reason why we do this is 2 see wat ur really thinking, tricky i know, but it works. Guys usually do wat their girl will tell them, which is not always the issue, because a girl might want sum help with something and she gives the guy a choice of...oh idk....watching TV or sumtin while THEIR (the girl) is really busy.
My point is that if ur a victim of #9 ask the girl if she needs help or ask their opinion, in order not 2 b tricked by it.
2d? none of the above. only good things to say.
bitches and whores
Just like your mother.
I find myself scrolling through all the comments just to read Ayu's...
I see you know my mother.
ditto XD
i scroll through comments for narcissist
Bitches and Ayu Jochuu!!!