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A live broadcast on NicoNico Douga showed a man barge into a kindergarten athletics event, grab a microphone and proclaim to the assembled children “I’m a lolicon!”

The man used NicoNico Douga’s much abused live broadcast service to film his entry into a neighbourhood pre-school, as an athletics event was underway.

He was able to enter unmolested, whereupon he borrowed a microphone from one of the staff (without any objection), and made an announcement to the assembled children, parents and staff:

“Hello and well done! We’re live on Nico and I’m a lolicon!”

He was apparently reported to authorities by a concerned parent and withdrew swiftly from the scene. It is probable his act constitutes any one of a number of offences from trespass to violations of anti-nuisance laws.

What became of him is not clear, but he filmed himself engaged in a wide variety of inanity previously so doubtless he will not be hard to find.

Via Itai News.



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    Comment by motaku96
    03:37 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    What an idiot. He's either crazy or an attention hog.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:45 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I say it's both.

    Comment by Maikeru
    10:28 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    nah, he's just passionate. lmao

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:26 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    How is the life of such an attention whore in a conformist nation as Japan? I imagine his family hates him LOL.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:41 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's probably paid off by Equality Now to do that.

    Comment by k
    21:28 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm an Oppaicon!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:18 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:58 07/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's an Idiot who thinks Lolicon and Jackass can mix together peacefully.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:59 28/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn he's just giving Equality Now more reason to ban all that is loli....

    I recommend getting a 1 terabyte external hard drive and download all things loli just in case

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:07 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most likely a attention whore. Nico is plagued with them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:57 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Imagine doing that in the west.

    "I'M A PEDOPHILE!!!"

    I don't think the cops would make it in time.

    Comment by Overt
    04:12 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He showed to have guts, put the spice on a boring kids' event that those parents will fable about for years and probably had a lot of fun in the process.

    I wonder who's the idiot between him and someone who criticizes such praiseworthy demonstrations of courage and freedom of spirit!

    Comment by Pyrolight
    04:23 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Would be the idiot who goes to jail for it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:27 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The idiot is society if he's sent to jail for only that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:42 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice try

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:38 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ............

    Comment by First Posting Idiot
    07:01 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If no one got hurt, and there were lulz involved, I give my approval.(Thumbs Up)

    Try this in the southern U.S. and you'll get shot on your way out,lol.

    Comment by Kortaku
    11:14 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Try this in the Southern U.S. and you'll get shot on the way out of your door."

    Fixed.

    Comment by Kortaku
    11:13 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    DUDES! He is quite a lulzy character indeed. I believe what he did was quite win and the way the teacher simply handed him the mic was quite lulzy =). He seemed like a nice guy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:48 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This man a a valiant and courageous hero for the lulz! May his praises be sung on the interwebs from now until catnarok!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:20 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ayu Jochuu is like that...

    an attention whore...

    it's just that she's not on the news yet...

    Comment by Battler
    03:39 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haha, oh wow.

    Comment by Hellmen
    06:50 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahaha oh wow indeed. Failure, but an epic one.

    Comment by NakkiNyan
    03:41 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quite sad...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:24 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Surely you mean "totaly awesome!". Ain't I rite ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:07 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:46 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    =.= god you're no fun.

    Comment by Palmtop Tiger
    03:41 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Should have flashed the school too.

    Comment by EchoTheBlackMage
    03:42 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol+1

    Comment by EchoTheBlackMage
    03:41 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is stuff like this that make Lolies Hated.
    Dam Moron.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:20 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Come now, at least, he didn't kidnap, molest( physic contact), or sexual ambush kids like some certain teachers I knew.

    Comment by DixNeuf
    03:42 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He was just being honest. LOL

    Comment by zerosky
    03:44 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LEGEND!!!! lol!!! its weird but great. high5 to the guy

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:45 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would be angry if someone interrupted me in the middle of my athletics event.

    Comment by GFC
    03:48 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow. That's epic and lame at the same time. Weird..

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:51 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does someone confront him later on? what is he talking about for the rest of the video about?

    Also, lol that the woman with the mic just gave it to him without thinking.

    Comment by Y10NRDY
    03:55 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    BAKA!

    Comment by choppy
    03:58 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm really happy for you. Imma letchu finish. But Aoki Sensei was the best lolicon of all time!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:20 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not really lolicon but this made me think of Mr. Kimura [http://auanime.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/azu_kimura0011.jpg,]http://auanime.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/azu_kimura0011.jpg, remember the sports day episode :)

    Comment by Castronaut
    04:42 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ha ha ha ha ha.

    Comment by Obsidian
    04:11 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Rather an idiot or just plain brave.

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    04:11 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    GENIUS! FUCKING GENIUS :D

    Comment by black87
    05:48 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Indeed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:19 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's my hero.

    Comment by ZetsubouNinja
    04:25 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What he SHOULD have said was, "Imma let you finish.. but I just want to say that Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time!"

    Comment by Unellmay
    05:29 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    tee hee
    but he wasn't black =C

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:27 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    a new heroe arrive

    Comment by Ayu Jochuu
    04:28 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That dork. I am sure the politicans will use this for making all kindergarten being only accessable by a pass and using cams everywhere.

    Comment by Shuu
    04:32 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Luckily, Japan isn't the UK quite yet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:40 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well it isn't logic that kindergarden access is limited only to people who haves some bussiness there? Meaning care takers, childs and their parents.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:49 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    people who HAS some bussiness ¬____¬U

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:19 09/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    And don't forget the cleaners

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:31 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A challenger appears.

    Comment by Castronaut
    04:35 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somewhere in America, Johnny Knoxville reads this article with a glimmer of hope in his eye. Has he finally found his long-lost Japanese half-brother?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The response to topics like this -

    Ohhh Japan.

    Comment by Y0k41
    04:46 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A true hero for lolicons all around the world. May he stay out of trouble.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:25 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    amen brother, amen

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:36 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hell yeah lol lolicons are awesome.
    I always say that out loud in japanese so nobody knows what I'm saying. :D

    Comment by maga
    04:54 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Brave man.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:55 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    now becouse he said he is a lolicon he suddenly became a trespasser?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:05 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    idiot

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:42 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    your post is synonymous with fail

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:11 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just eww, there kindergardeners for christ sake.

    The pedo sympathy going on here, is fucking heinous too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:43 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    who is this christ you speak of?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:58 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're entirely sure which site it is you are visiting and whose comments you just took serious? Either you're a troll or a complete retard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:11 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    your right i perfer ages 9-14

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:38 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    me too :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    smth make me think he wore tshrt with - Lost a bet >_< or alike..

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:20 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If there is a kind soul out there, please translate the video.
    This guy is my hero.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:29 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    A REAL HERO FOR US

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:44 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lolicons don't like real children...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:45 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Being a lolicon isn't limited to 2D.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:06 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Then everything said on here that lolicons don't touch real children and aren't pedophiles is a lie.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:01 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pretty much, yeah (don't tell the feminazis/conservatives/soccer-moms that though).

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    16:27 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think most people on SC use the term "lolicon" to describe those that like 2D children and "pedophile" to describe the 3D variant. That's what I thought anyway.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:50 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Could someone tell me why theres lines of text scrolling all across the video? You can't really see whats happening with all that jibberish.

    Comment by giascle
    06:16 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can turn it off on Nico, but this was screencapped so it's stuck there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:11 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can right click on the video and than choose to see it on youtube, after that you can see the related videos on the right. The ones with ´´okailove´´ or probably his. It just shows he´s a ronery sad person spending his life on the internet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    My hero, a brave proud man being honest to the world, soon the loliconphobia will fade as more of us open up and embrace our nature.

    Comment by Ayu Jochuu
    06:26 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually that has nothing to do with nature...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:53 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That must have been scary.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    RUNNN !! DON'T STAY HERE !! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ?! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:36 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i thought i could see lolis ¬¬

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:45 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    oooook..... that was wierd....

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:59 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Considering how no loli animes are being made anymore, i understand he was so desperate ;_;

    Comment by DieHardjagged
    08:19 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Someone should have just shot him to death and anything would have been solved.

    Comment by MaidNiac
    09:03 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Eastern counterpart of the guy who cried "Snape Kills Dumbledore" during the new HP book release...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:11 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    He was found dead.

    R.I.P.

    Poor lolicon, he was so funny!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:25 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dead? When ? And what is "R.I.P"???

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:30 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    RIP = Rest In Pieces...

    Well sometimes anyway, usually it's just Rest In Peace. Not an Undertaker fan are you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:11 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Btw, where the FUCK are the naked lolis?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:26 27/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the nekkid lolis IS A LIE!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:12 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    OK, that was a waste of 5:23 of my life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:29 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The real irony is that only a few posts up from this one we have EN claiming lolicons are mentally ill... let's be honest, guys like this are not helping the cause much.

    Comment by GarethXL
    13:37 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    actually he is helping because obviously this is the effect of 2d ban, they are now starting to go for 3d now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:38 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe it's just me....but if I was there I would have fallen over laughing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:16 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    what next? going to award show and telling people "Lolicon is the best of all time?"
    oh wait....

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:12 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pretty certain he was hired by EN or one of their ilk for this.

    Comment by SnooSnoo
    16:24 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's people like him who give us lolicons a bad name.
    Oh wait...

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:27 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Talk about lolicon, I suddenly think about Middle East.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:41 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    THIS IS MADNESS!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:31 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, this is a Lolicon article on Sankaku, which isn't located in Sparta afaik.

    Comment by jcp
    17:43 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    WOW, I've never heard about real life trolling Japanese style.

    Comment by MusicalNote
    18:44 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh gosh, this had me laughing for a good five minutes. It's great!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:28 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    any idea who the character in the picture is?

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:57 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pedobear in the flesh

    Comment by SenseiSyaoranLi
    22:28 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    bad recording

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:32 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    he did it 4 the LULZ

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:46 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you fail GTFO

    Comment by Char
    01:46 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No that would be filling the subway tunnels of Singapore with gum now that would be some good LULZ.
    I think this guy is just a pervert either way I still had a good laugh.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:39 05/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    *salute*. I don't think you would find someone as brave as him who would do this.

    Comment by Char
    01:44 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL what an idiot.

    Comment by metatron
    13:37 06/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    idiot >.>

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:37 07/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The video got deleted D:

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:29 08/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some kind of a censored version appears to be here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im45aMN4gT0

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:11 10/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    is not there anymore but thanks anyway

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:38 12/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is the same as someone running naked onto the field during a superbowl game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:08 22/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is one of the main problems of current political participation projects in Germany: Many newly youth-created local youth councils or parliaments get infiltrated by young party members who manipulate young people not yet involved in the political process who seek ways to find their own identity and play adult roles as early as possible. ,

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:39 23/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You may worry about the extra costs and responsibilities that come with being a parent. ,

    Comment by delpi
    22:25 16/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    woww

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