Fans of hit virtual girlfriend simulator Love Plus have recently attracted attention for creating a detailed guide on how to apply perfume to a Nintendo DS in order to give the most authentic schoolgirl dating experience possible…
The guide suggests a variety of application strategies, particularly how to avoid damage to unit, and goes into detail on where and how to obtain perfume, and what brands might be suitable for each girl.
2ch is calling them “worse than IdolMaster otaku.”
In related news, otaku have been celebrating Manaka Takane’s birthday:
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its just sick...
But the cake looks delicious!
You know it, THE CAKE IS A LIE!
enjoy ur hand for the rest of ur life...
i reckon some are just doing it (buying cake and all) to get attention rather than show how much they like the game.
What make you believe none of them got the skills to make a cake?
there's a penis inside the cake.
the penis is a lie
combo breaker!!!!
^too early fag
The good side from this kind of thing is that they would not get lonely when the world become like in I'm legend unless they ran out of batteries.
srsly who will eat the cake anyway ?, it would be better if they give the money for charity or something to fuel the society
HARD Dick Slap!
i was going to say that, but well, i'm a bit late
I can see the consequences now.
Wife: I smelled perfume in your pants. Have you been playing with your Love Plus whore again?
Husband: Yeah........ you caught me.
^Wife? You failed hard poor fellow...
Otaku are MARRIED MEN?????????!!!!!!!?!?!?!???
And that is why your going to die alone
I touch myself at night.
if they made the cakes i would be impressed but i doubt it...
THEY FAPING USING THE CAKE!!!!!
the cake is a lie!
Genuine Otaku = desperate human beings trying to make 2D arts with AI and technology combine turn into a new, "real" world.
you'll thank us when we have sex robots
YURIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LFMAO
Ahahaha, nice one ;)
Matrix rape future = the truth
I would kill for a Yuria model, preferably 108.
HURRY UP WITH THEM SEXBOTS!
They've been promising them for longing then I've been fapping.
Well...unfortunately real world relationship is only as "real" as money can make it theseday in the modern material world. And also, reality is wives divorcing their husbands and making off with half (or more) of his money and/or grabbing the house, plus the expenses for raising the kids post-divorce.
And PLEASE check the latest divorce statistic before saying that's ridiculous. Who doesn't want to believe in happily ever after? But when looking at the reality...well it's just too painful I guess.
Only in the US. (And other fucked up countries)
Above Anon means 'the whole world'
Yeah, cause conservative Islamic countries (there's not really a lot divorces over there) are not fucked up, right?
There's tons of divorce in the Islamic countries. It is a man's right to drop any of his bitches for any reason. That's why they have to negotiate over how much she gets when he marries her--- so she will have her own money to support herself if he divorces her.
Hell,you contract a time period if you are a muslim man and you marry non-muslim woman (christian or jew). You aren't allowed any "non-expiring" marriage with them due to their religion, if you follow the Koran. Of course, you can then marry them again, if you want--- or you haven't found a good muslim woman.
Mohammed was quite big on men getting divorced from women that no longer interested them. He didn't need to, since he could marry as much as he wanted or needed, but regular mortals had a limit.
The reason why divorce in islamic countries is lower is because only the husband has the right to divorce his wife(or wives).
The woman can't get a divorce.
Wouldn't a new real world with all this 2D arts, AI and technology be a great thing?!
I believe it would.
You can say the opposite, but don't step on my dream, kay?
(=^.^=)
I fullheartedly agree with above Anon. And too many people are too afraid to admit they agree, as well! (And some girls are afraid that when otaku population expands, women will become obsolete. AYA JOCHUUUU?)
^ woman are already obsolete, we just need so sell all the woman on the planet to some aliens take that money and invent something that gives us our 2D godess' in 3D form with 2D looks and reactions that we want
Now i know how to be a god! All i have to do is draw (thankfully i can) cute girls and bring it to Japan, find these otakus and have them praise and hail me as the creator of their beloved ones!
they don't worship the artist but the art... so you theoretically will create their goddess/waifu
By extension, that makes whoever draw the art a Creator God of some sort.
but he's not worshipped as one even you know he's one...
How can they live with that delusion?
Well duh, because it's better than living with reality of course.
Reality is an evil bitch, better avoid it
I avoid it with hours upon hours of the vidya and alcohol.
Kawaii!
I saw some Starcraft2-cake so where's the difference?
The Starcraft 2 cake is DEFINITELY a lie.
:(
huuur I'm a duuur...
You know you want to do it. You're just in self-denial.
What makes it sick? You are sick too then.
nah it's sweet
hehe
It's not sick... it's sad.
com'on be fair, i have seen some good girls dating bad guys because she's afraid that they wouldn't get any guy in their live, and this think of it as miserable guys dating on sim girls cause they don't want any dominated girls, they don't have to make they live any more miserable.
None oh those cakes are made by the players.
I can't stand it seeing this, it's too much
well the human race is doomed
Delicious Cake Desu~
You Must Eat It Desu~
So depressingly ronery...
Shutup Furfag.
at least they don’t demand a diamond or other luxury... a piece of cake is enough... hahaha...
Fuck that. Take that virtual bitch to McDonald's and buy from the value menu. Demand a BJ afterward.
...
The guide needs to be updated to explain receiving a BJ from a DS.
i raffed
you roosed!!!!
I CAME!!!
I feel I should be making a Portal reference here.
Er, no. "The cake is a lie," doesn't quite fit here.
It's more like, "The girl is a lie."
The cake is a lie! The girls are real!!
The cake is real! The girls a spy!
The cake is sappin' mah girl!
Cake is credit to team!
Get on girl, stupid!
the thing is, the otaku will enjoy the whole cake themselves. it's a win win situation.
Which you get to eat later.
Chills run down my spine right now...
i didnt know 2ch hated IdolM@ster and LovePlus otakus. I thought 2ch had a good number of otaku in their community.
"2ch" is dozens of different boards, from cooking to music to hate speech.
Wait... isn't 2ch Idolmaster otaku themselves?
times have changed in 2ch i suppose...
The content and userbase on 2ch are much more broad than that of, say, 4ch. So no, they're not ALL otaku.
Or maybe 2ch is jealous because as Idolmaster otkau, they're being shown up by these DS-loving upstarts.
I say leave them be :/
They seem happy with their virtual GF and they're not doing anyone any harm, granted it's a bit pathetic to see but, meh.
yeah, doesn't fuck up my life in anyway. It's just that their ronery. :(
It's a lot more important than it seems.
By doing shit like this, some ronery bastards are reminding themselves that they can express affection, even if it's towards a character that doesn't actually exist.
Quick, send a copy to Kim Jong-Il. xD *I'm so ronery. Oh, so ronery...*
I can already see this happening from a mile away...literally...
crazy ronery desperate otaku...
Not crazy per se. They probably just are not good at talking to and charming girls, which pretty much leaves any guy stranded if he doesn't have assets (good looks, loads of money).
Σ( ;°Д°)
Kirby! wait... no
idiot
that's not kirby! that's a mudkip, viewed from an angle.
Well, this just took a turn for the weird, even by Ronery standards!
At least they are out of the gene pool, right? ... RIGHT!?
Sticking your penis on a vagina so a woman can poop a child doesn't make you any better than them. Newton also didn't get to reproduce and he was one of the greatest men ever.
Nikola Tesla as well.
Actually think about it... every asshole in real life has had women, but many great historical figures were celibate.
That is because they were enlightened. They realized that the study of light, gravity, electricity and all sorts of Physics concept is more worth it than marriage.
That's cause they spent the remainder of their life taking care of the woman. No time to do great things.
Yeah cept Einstein was able to sex up some.
Bitches love Einstein.
Well faggots enlightenment or not, you're still not getting laid tonight :D
Newton and Tesla both ended up crazy though. Newton got into Alchemy and Tesla was just plain went bonkers.
True geniuses can be great thinkers and inventors AND get some on the side. ;)
>implying Newton and Tesla aren't true geniuses.
otakus are neither, no brains, no body, not worth a shit
Tesla at least wasn't a bitch like treacherous Edison >_<
I guess...
You fool, otaku are not born, THEY'RE MADE.
hey hey, any excuse to buy cake is fine by me.
and here i thought the hole on the side of the ds was for the stylus... now that i think of it more, it is the perfect size for the average japanese male. ROR
nice one dude
The World is going CRAZY!
8-0
Nah, the world is getting sane.
Though an asylum is not the best place for this kind of development.
Yup, they snapped.
can you even have *** with them? =o="
The DS design isn't called "clam-shell" for nothing. I'm surprised there aren't guides telling you how not to gum it up...
wow
just wow
It's time people were locked up for being sad bastards
obvious troll is obvious
funny pictures
the moment the ds battery dies so does the girl
They can recharge it and the girl reincarnates.
Oh for the love of god...they really believe that they are dating a schoolgirl if they perfume Nintendo DS?
Fucking hell...
No, you'd have to be ridiculously fucking retarded to honestly believe that. What they're going for is to enhance the illusion, and suspend their own disbelief.
inB4 y'all niggas postin' in a troll thread
Hilarious. =D
:O
You know you're all just jealous there isn't an english release yet.
Indeed I am.
How did you know? ;_;
So many games like that just wouldn't sell well here to justify a localization. However, I'm sure many english speaking otaku would buy idolmaster or this game(like me). I hope for a fan translation.
The guys with the big cakes have power levels TWICE mine....
You must understand that we are not looking for realism. We are desperate, but not for someone real. We're desperate for this fantasy. This does not replace a real woman. A real woman is not what we're looking for. If you are ronery, and are using this to replace a real GF, YOU ARE NOT OTAKU. YOU ARE JUST A SICK, PATHETIC, FUCK.
One day, I wish to walk down the streets of Akihabara with a holographic anime GF. Until that time, this is a step forward to our grand fantasy.
I'd rather have an android GF than a holographic one.
So would I.
She'd be easier to walk around with. Less wear and tear on her systems. I'd keep her android form at home to cuddle with... Amongst other things she'd want me to do with her.
@Anon 10:42
You mean walking around with the holographic GF instead?
Don't call my girlfriend Makana! It's Manaka.
Oh gods those cakes looks so good, i'm hungry now.
I have just purchased a copy of Love Plus.
I can understand their feelings. I think I have finally found true love.
D'awwwww
I bet some not so bad 3D girls would appreciate gifts like that... oh wait, they actually planned to eat those cakes themselves right after taking pics lol.
soon well see pictures of naked guys smoking a cigarrette on their beds next to sticky ds
LOL
They insert their ***** in the Gameboy Slot
For more information visit Nintendo customer service
:3
First guy who make a powered onahole that connects to a DS will be filthy rich.
To the secret underground lab!!
I think it would be easier if they just used their penis as a stylus!
Rule 34: "if it exists..."
THIS MADE MY DAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Females in Japan need to change up the game somehow. Not every guy is a sugoi ikemen or a richfag.
GODDAMMIT THIS NEEDS TO BE LOCALIZED IN AMERICA GODDAMMIT
I find this very amusing.
Now this just reminds me that i forgot Lieselotte Achenbach's birthday yesterday :<
Nice donut eating Alice :D
T_T Sorry to hear that...
Man all this madness and my DS broke a few weeks ago.
Wow...
The cake is a lie
I think Nintendo just triggered something funny.
I know theres some sad people out there that would actually do this, but in an age of trolls. it makes you wonder if these pictures are actually from legitimate freaks.
wow... just... wow.
I feel sad inside.
Those cakes look yummy
happy birthday manaka
Very nice game...
The game's pretty cute and fun. It doesn't make me want play during class or work or while I'm with friends, nor does it make me want to bake cakes or whatever.
Wow that's just...wow. What a sad world we live in.
normalfag detected.
Yikes! These obsessive people make me cringe every time when I see the crazy these they do with their imaginary girlfriends.
And now Love Plus will take over the world.
No, but it's more fun that way.
.....................
So much fucking LULZ
It's sad that there is no real girl willing to accept these guys. Apparently they would be very nice and caring to these girls. But we all know: Girls seem to have different priorities when choosing a partner.
sanity, for starters
Just let them be if they are happy, its all good. No need to bitch and moan about if you dislike it really wont get you any where.
If those Otaku would show that much passion (cute selfmade cakes, tea and lovely presents) their chances to get a 3D girl would skyrocket.
Bwahaha no no no, they still wouldn't get the chance to do all that stuff. Even though it's really nice and all you first need to get the ball rolling to be able to do that kind of stuff. It's in the first step most stumble. If cakes and presents could fix things they would have been fixed long ago.
first step? i thought their problem is their affection for 2D, loli and rape.
Nope, that's just distorted expression because of previous failure in the love departement.
But still the chances of a 3D getting an otaku are still low because they don't give a fuck about them.
Of course if they wanted one and if they could skip a few steps they would make wonderful boyfriends, very caring loyal and dedicated. Nothing new.
So? Some guys believing they can't get a girl, or really can't get a girl are now enjoying a fake girlfriend. Should we pity them for doing so instead of just sitting in a room being ronery? At least they're doing some.. thing about it :P
If they are happy we should be happy for them too.
True... True...
I would so be a proud sick pathetic guy with a virtual girlfriend if they just FUCKING RELEASED IT TRANSLATED.
Why don't you just fucking learn Japanese? Too hard? Pffffft......and you call yourself an otaku. Just as it's true Japan-otakuness to perfume your DS, it's true Gaijin-otakuness to teach yourself the Japanese language just so you can read dirty comics (and also so you can play LovePlus).
SUGOI...I can't believe the varying degrees of HENTAI..(ºAº)
So romantic!
im single... but hell no i wont go for a virtual girlfriend... @_@
this is... beyond sad
Further proof that the Japanese are doomed to extinction.
These guys are really crazy.
Sure is normalfag in here.
I envy their happiness...
You just need self confidence. A real girl is the cure.
When I get sad, I stop being sad and become awesome instead! True story.
I must learn that too!
But 3d is pig disgusting.
I would use hot and young vagina perfume only.
Btw, I hope sex robots come out FAST, I really need one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't You have hands?????
;D
When they buy them a present is it really something for the characters or an excuse for them to buy more things for them selfs?
you're all getting trolled
I can't believe you left out the most important part of the article.
The list of perfume for each girls.
Hey, Maybe these guys just REALLY like Cake.
That's what I was thinking. Maybe they just like cake so much that they will find any excuse to buy one. Hell, after seeing some of those cakes, I want one too.
With news like this, I fear for the future of Japan.
lol. . .. . . . .
same choice same virtual. . . .but not at this level ;;^^a
just do casually. . . . .
Delicious cake going to waste :/
Hey hey, I didn't give any presents for her, how to get one to give, anyway?
I'm so doing this XDDDD
But Rinko's birthday is long time to go. And I don't know about the /other/ girl in the game.
Forgot to say, but the 5th one's matches my taste. The cake, Manaka, and the same DS too.
Real GF = you buy a cake and she eats it
Virtual GF = you buy a cake and you eat it too
it's no fun if you're eating alone.
I feel sorry for them... they're using it instead of a real girl... because they don't have one... Poor-otaku-who-use-virtual-girls-than-a-real-one trashes... :'(
YES!
The three years that I have spent studying japanese will reward me now! ohohohohohoho!
I don't think three years will do you much good. ಠ_ಠ
Sell the game, eat the cake, bone a girl.
This is the problem with japanese society (one of the probs):
They have a belief that everything has a soul, that a doll can be alive and is just as much worth as a human (or more) and that it has it's own soul.
Therefore, when things like this (artificial digital girlfriends) are created and made popular, that is one of the reasons why it they get treated seriously and gets so much attention.
Japan is advanced in the field of robotics.
This is and their belief that objects can have souls is a very dangerous combination. Because this can easily lead to a situation where you have robotic dolls with some manner of "artificial intelligence" (in quotes, because there can be no such thing: it's only more advanced programming) can be eventually treaded just like humans, and people can start to demand that dolls and robots get the same rights as humans.
The Government, of course, will encourage this and agree with it, and use it to oppress people (in the name of the 'rights' for robots), and use it to lower people's personal freedoms and basic rights even further (in japan they have almost none).
Likely, there will be faked grassroots movements created by the Government.
Multitudes of new laws that will regulate and micro-manage human life can then be enabled in justification for 'robots rights'.
if that helps fund project chobits, all the better.
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK DICKS
;_;
hopefully tecnology will keep increasing greatly and eventually...
This should be translated into English. Tried playing it in Japanese but fucking walls of moonspeak.
How do I say the cake looks delicious. Oh wait this is about dating experience with dating sim girls.....
That's just sad. If there are any otakus in that bunch who are actually decent looking, get out of your house. You stand some chance...oh wait this is Japan. At least you stand some chance for a temporary girlfriend to at least get some. Maybe not a partner for life, but at least some experience....-_-
Does pic 2 look horrifyingly similar to a shrine a stalker builds to his stalkee to anyone?
yes. now stop posting.
Havent played that game and don't plan to. The characters are pretty cute though.
The cakes look delicious *drools over cake*
makes me want to go down and buy a cake for myself :P
This is pathetic. Sad and pathetic. Japan is so fucked up...
Wait, I'm confused -- there are guys who LIKE the smell of perfume?
TAKE THAT SONY, Can yer Shitty PSP do this!? LONG LIVE NINTENDO!!! interesting idea too =D