Fans of hit virtual girlfriend simulator Love Plus have recently attracted attention for creating a detailed guide on how to apply perfume to a Nintendo DS in order to give the most authentic schoolgirl dating experience possible…
The guide suggests a variety of application strategies, particularly how to avoid damage to unit, and goes into detail on where and how to obtain perfume, and what brands might be suitable for each girl.
2ch is calling them “worse than IdolMaster otaku.”
In related news, otaku have been celebrating Manaka Takane’s birthday:
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lol. . .. . . . .
same choice same virtual. . . .but not at this level ;;^^a
just do casually. . . . .
With news like this, I fear for the future of Japan.
Hey, Maybe these guys just REALLY like Cake.
That's what I was thinking. Maybe they just like cake so much that they will find any excuse to buy one. Hell, after seeing some of those cakes, I want one too.
THE CAKE IS A LIE
When they buy them a present is it really something for the characters or an excuse for them to buy more things for them selfs?
you're all getting trolled
I can't believe you left out the most important part of the article.
The list of perfume for each girls.
Delicious cake going to waste :/
I'm so doing this XDDDD
But Rinko's birthday is long time to go. And I don't know about the /other/ girl in the game.
Forgot to say, but the 5th one's matches my taste. The cake, Manaka, and the same DS too.
Hey hey, I didn't give any presents for her, how to get one to give, anyway?
Further proof that the Japanese are doomed to extinction.
this is... beyond sad
These guys are really crazy.
I would use hot and young vagina perfume only.
Btw, I hope sex robots come out FAST, I really need one.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't You have hands?????
;D
I envy their happiness...
Sure is normalfag in here.
You just need self confidence. A real girl is the cure.
But 3d is pig disgusting.
When I get sad, I stop being sad and become awesome instead! True story.
I must learn that too!
No anon, a real girl is the disease, not the cure.
Havent played that game and don't plan to. The characters are pretty cute though.
The cakes look delicious *drools over cake*
makes me want to go down and buy a cake for myself :P
Does pic 2 look horrifyingly similar to a shrine a stalker builds to his stalkee to anyone?
yes. now stop posting.
This is pathetic. Sad and pathetic. Japan is so fucked up...
Wait, I'm confused -- there are guys who LIKE the smell of perfume?
Japan here i come! all the women are mine
This reminds me exactly of what happened to many people Chobits. They fell in love with their persacoms and then never wanted to do anything else!
Wow,lmao
TAKE THAT SONY, Can yer Shitty PSP do this!? LONG LIVE NINTENDO!!! interesting idea too =D
I may be a girl, but... to be honest, I'd love to just try out this game... I wish they made it with guys. I mean... yeeah, it's bad to get addicted, but... it seems interesting nonetheless.
YES!
The three years that I have spent studying japanese will reward me now! ohohohohohoho!
I don't think three years will do you much good. ಠ_ಠ
Depends. If it's a highschool/secondary education, it's bull. If it's a college education, 3 years is pretty much fluency.
Sell the game, eat the cake, bone a girl.
;_;
This is the problem with japanese society (one of the probs):
They have a belief that everything has a soul, that a doll can be alive and is just as much worth as a human (or more) and that it has it's own soul.
Therefore, when things like this (artificial digital girlfriends) are created and made popular, that is one of the reasons why it they get treated seriously and gets so much attention.
Japan is advanced in the field of robotics.
This is and their belief that objects can have souls is a very dangerous combination. Because this can easily lead to a situation where you have robotic dolls with some manner of "artificial intelligence" (in quotes, because there can be no such thing: it's only more advanced programming) can be eventually treaded just like humans, and people can start to demand that dolls and robots get the same rights as humans.
The Government, of course, will encourage this and agree with it, and use it to oppress people (in the name of the 'rights' for robots), and use it to lower people's personal freedoms and basic rights even further (in japan they have almost none).
Likely, there will be faked grassroots movements created by the Government.
Multitudes of new laws that will regulate and micro-manage human life can then be enabled in justification for 'robots rights'.
if that helps fund project chobits, all the better.
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK DICKS
ENJOY YOUR FUTA CHOBITS
I feel sorry for them... they're using it instead of a real girl... because they don't have one... Poor-otaku-who-use-virtual-girls-than-a-real-one trashes... :'(
Real GF = you buy a cake and she eats it
Virtual GF = you buy a cake and you eat it too
it's no fun if you're eating alone.
It's no fun if someone else is eating that.
This should be translated into English. Tried playing it in Japanese but fucking walls of moonspeak.
How do I say the cake looks delicious. Oh wait this is about dating experience with dating sim girls.....
That's just sad. If there are any otakus in that bunch who are actually decent looking, get out of your house. You stand some chance...oh wait this is Japan. At least you stand some chance for a temporary girlfriend to at least get some. Maybe not a partner for life, but at least some experience....-_-
hopefully tecnology will keep increasing greatly and eventually...
:O
You know you're all just jealous there isn't an english release yet.
So many games like that just wouldn't sell well here to justify a localization. However, I'm sure many english speaking otaku would buy idolmaster or this game(like me). I hope for a fan translation.
Indeed I am.
How did you know? ;_;
The guys with the big cakes have power levels TWICE mine....
You must understand that we are not looking for realism. We are desperate, but not for someone real. We're desperate for this fantasy. This does not replace a real woman. A real woman is not what we're looking for. If you are ronery, and are using this to replace a real GF, YOU ARE NOT OTAKU. YOU ARE JUST A SICK, PATHETIC, FUCK.
One day, I wish to walk down the streets of Akihabara with a holographic anime GF. Until that time, this is a step forward to our grand fantasy.
I'd rather have an android GF than a holographic one.
So would I.
She'd be easier to walk around with. Less wear and tear on her systems. I'd keep her android form at home to cuddle with... Amongst other things she'd want me to do with her.
@Anon 10:42
You mean walking around with the holographic GF instead?
Oh gods those cakes looks so good, i'm hungry now.
Don't call my girlfriend Makana! It's Manaka.
Oh for the love of god...they really believe that they are dating a schoolgirl if they perfume Nintendo DS?
Fucking hell...
No, you'd have to be ridiculously fucking retarded to honestly believe that. What they're going for is to enhance the illusion, and suspend their own disbelief.
inB4 y'all niggas postin' in a troll thread
Hilarious. =D
I have just purchased a copy of Love Plus.
I can understand their feelings. I think I have finally found true love.
D'awwwww
soon well see pictures of naked guys smoking a cigarrette on their beds next to sticky ds
Rule 34: "if it exists..."
LOL
They insert their ***** in the Gameboy Slot
For more information visit Nintendo customer service
:3
First guy who make a powered onahole that connects to a DS will be filthy rich.
To the secret underground lab!!
I think it would be easier if they just used their penis as a stylus!
THIS MADE MY DAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Females in Japan need to change up the game somehow. Not every guy is a sugoi ikemen or a richfag.
I bet some not so bad 3D girls would appreciate gifts like that... oh wait, they actually planned to eat those cakes themselves right after taking pics lol.
I can already see this happening from a mile away...literally...
crazy ronery desperate otaku...
Not crazy per se. They probably just are not good at talking to and charming girls, which pretty much leaves any guy stranded if he doesn't have assets (good looks, loads of money).
Σ( ;°Д°)
Kirby! wait... no
idiot
that's not kirby! that's a mudkip, viewed from an angle.
At least they are out of the gene pool, right? ... RIGHT!?
Sticking your penis on a vagina so a woman can poop a child doesn't make you any better than them. Newton also didn't get to reproduce and he was one of the greatest men ever.
Nikola Tesla as well.
Actually think about it... every asshole in real life has had women, but many great historical figures were celibate.
>implying Newton and Tesla aren't true geniuses.
otakus are neither, no brains, no body, not worth a shit
Newton and Tesla both ended up crazy though. Newton got into Alchemy and Tesla was just plain went bonkers.
True geniuses can be great thinkers and inventors AND get some on the side. ;)
Well faggots enlightenment or not, you're still not getting laid tonight :D
Tesla at least wasn't a bitch like treacherous Edison >_<
That's cause they spent the remainder of their life taking care of the woman. No time to do great things.
That is because they were enlightened. They realized that the study of light, gravity, electricity and all sorts of Physics concept is more worth it than marriage.
Bitches love Einstein.
Yeah cept Einstein was able to sex up some.
You fool, otaku are not born, THEY'RE MADE.
I guess...
Well, this just took a turn for the weird, even by Ronery standards!
I say leave them be :/
They seem happy with their virtual GF and they're not doing anyone any harm, granted it's a bit pathetic to see but, meh.
yeah, doesn't fuck up my life in anyway. It's just that their ronery. :(
It's a lot more important than it seems.
By doing shit like this, some ronery bastards are reminding themselves that they can express affection, even if it's towards a character that doesn't actually exist.
Quick, send a copy to Kim Jong-Il. xD *I'm so ronery. Oh, so ronery...*
Wait... isn't 2ch Idolmaster otaku themselves?
times have changed in 2ch i suppose...
The content and userbase on 2ch are much more broad than that of, say, 4ch. So no, they're not ALL otaku.
Or maybe 2ch is jealous because as Idolmaster otkau, they're being shown up by these DS-loving upstarts.