Lolicon Cop Gets Off On Cow Fellatio Charges
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Sep 28, 2009 12:57 JST
- Tags: Bestiality, Bizarre, Crime, Law, Lolicon, New Jersey, Police, Raep, USA
A police officer charged with animal cruelty got off after courts could not decide whether his putting his penis into the mouth of a cow “comforted” it or “tormented” it.
However, these charges were the least of his worries, for he still faces a string of charges relating to sex with children.
The rural cop could not be charged with bestiality as the jurisdiction had no laws forbidding sexual activity with animals; prosecutors settled for accusing him of animal cruelty instead.
The presiding judge gave much consideration to the vexing issue of whether the officer “tormented” or merely “puzzled” the five calves he is supposed to have molested. He even speculated that they may have been “comforted” by the kind officer offer of a surrogate teat, or perhaps irritated at not getting the expected meal:
“If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, would it say, ‘Where’s the milk? I’m not getting any milk.’”
“They [children] enjoy the act of suckling. Cows may be of a different disposition.”
The judge stressed he was just being fair in considering only the letter of the law:
“I’m not saying it’s OK. This is a legal question for me. It’s not a question of morals. It’s not a question of hygiene. It’s not a question of how people should conduct themselves.”
The grand jury convened eventually decided that the acts did not constitute animal cruelty.
A prosecutor was less than amused by the jury’s decision:
“I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment. It’s a crime against nature.”
The officer was caught out after a girl he supposedly abused reported him, prompting an investigation which found incriminating material on his computer, including videos allegedly depicting “sexual activity” with minors and his antics with the cows.
He was subsequently accused, together with his then girlfriend, of sexually assaulting three young girls and one boy, with the trial for these charges currently still underway.
The owner of the cows is said to be “very upset” by the incident.
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I'm very surprised that his penis wasn't bitten off. If a calf suckles on anything it thinks is a tit and no milk comes out, it's first instinct is to bite. A similar situation happened in Europe where a teenage farm hand had his penis bitten off by the calf.
Xerberus.
You mean more than one idiot tried his luck with this????? O_o;
At least the first one took himself out of the gene pool. He's now one of those guys who always piss sitting down.
check if it haves teeth?
Lol.
>>“They [children] enjoy the act of suckling. Cows may be of a different disposition.”
Did they just agree that the cow fellatio was much worse than getting a child to do it ?
MOOO
Man ... and I just ate cereal with milk...
It might contain some extra vitamins hihi...
good ole usa
wow you have to be a very bad prosecutor to lose that case.
either the cow was amused or the cow was confused
cause the cow didn't bite his thing off
LOL
anyhoo, that was just soooo wrong and soooo yucky 0__0
getting serviced by a cow
simca's like *BARF*
lol New Jersey
THAT'S DISGUSTING!
i cant help if he started some new craze here.....
WHERE the hell is my baby cow???
"A police officer charged with animal cruelty got off after courts could not decide whether his putting his penis into the mouth of a cow “comforted” it or “tormented” it."
Quote of the day :DDDD
I can't decide if I should be pissed off at the child molestation or amused at the cow molestation...
Alright, definitely lol'ing. I mean, come on. that's just so hilarious.
Why would any guy stick his dong into any animals mouth? o__o
I'm sometimes amazed that they'll even put into a chick's mouth...
You have a lot to learn my young friend. BJs are almost better then sex.
I don't think you can crime against nature.
nature performed a crime against me, arrest it
“I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment. It’s a crime against nature.”
Hm... So it's torment, regardless of whether it's actually torment? Besides, what laws of nature is this guy breaking?
Also, those cows have a lot of tits.
"including videos allegedly depicting (...) his antics with the cows."
Fucking lol'd.
This cow, is my bitch!!!
Since they was young cows, does that make them Lolis.
"the owner of the cows was very displeased"
Why wouldn't he be, they were HIS cows.
There goes the neighborhood.
This just gives PETA the leeway they need to legally fuck cows in the mouth.
crazy cop is he that lonely?!?!
disgusting but still lol
I think I seen this in a movie who's title escapes me at the moment about some cowboys in NYC or some other city and they used a calf to torture a guy by tying him down letting it suck his penis.
Yes they even remarked "You might even like this at first but when he bites down you won't."
This cop must have a cock made out of leather or something. A calves palate (upper mouth) is like sandpaper - OUCHIE. (and inb4 did I try this, I used to live in a farming community, and a calf would come up to you and suck your fingers if you let it)
I wonder if it's safe to say "Only in Philadelphia...."
Actually, it is really "Only in New Jersey"
The only thing philidelphian about this is that the newspaper is the Philadelphia Daily News.
This shit really happened in Burlington, New Jersey. It was on the public news and radio for a bit.
I hate dealing with local news.
I dunno. I recently saw this video of a cow eating a baby chick.
I dont want any part of me in there.
Wow sound hairy scary, can you show me the link of that video.
How the heck does this guy get a girlfriend but I can't?
standards most likely he will fuck a cow so his 'girlfriend' probably not a person many would be interested in.
i heard if you can please a cow you can please anything
You can't even make a 2D girl answer you?
What really pissed me off is that they have the charges for the abuse of the children, but the prosecutor wastes time and money trying to get him convicted of animal cruelty charges that would be a slap on the wrist compared to the other charges.
And he even said "Crime against nature", admitting that it's not a crime against man's laws in Penn. I really hate moralist assholes like him.
The cop will get what's coming to him for the real crime.
nice picture. why is there blood on the mat shes sitting on?
its not blood, its the ejaculated liquid from the cow (milk). when fabric is wet, the fabric turns darker because of the moisture it collects. but its feasible that she's on her period.
Cripes.
Did anyone else notice how many tits the cows had?
That's my avatar. I thought it went well with the whole CowExtract thing.
She is between two cows. She could tug on the Major for some Bullkake. It's sorta milky.
Those are genetically modified, high yield cow titties.
okay, I lol'd
The Holstein Mk. II
Ahh cops, sometimes worse than the ones they cuff.
wow..
...is a game full of faggotry.
and agony...
Playing WoW maek me goes ZETSUBOUSHITAAAAA~!!
...ZETSUBOUSHITA!!!!!
What is this
He gave them his dick milk... ^_^
Very apt response.
He was nurturing the young.
What would happen if cow bit penis off?
The this article would be much more entertaining
calf=no teeth. Impossible to bite off a cock with no teeth.
oh then the cow would be charged with penis cruelty
Would that be enough to nominate him for the Darwin award?
I see Draken's avatar is his reaction when a calf gnaws his dick... Ouch...
He was getting into risqué business with the young.
Giga LOL Breaker.
Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk.
Acow is fine, too...
(Damn! No!!! >__< )
He was doing what every police officer would do: protect the innocent.
i'm 12 and what is this?
^WRONG
It should be
"I'm a cow and what is this?!"
a cow is fine too...
it's a Moo Moo sensation news~
Of course the cow owner was upset cheating on him like that.
OOPS!
i want these videos
You have to be a cop and say "I'm working on a case."
"Police activity! Moooove along! Police activity! Keep mooooving!"
Why would you stick your thing into a cows mouth... What if it bite it off?
-Uh, yeah. That feels good... (Chomp) Ahhh..-
Idoit!
Anyway, what an idoit. This dude is such an idoit, i'll call him an idoit. I made my point yet?
Should have gone for the anal.
I was thinking that too, but cows are mammals. Chances are they don't have teeth when they're born...
Sorry, cow don't have front teeth so...well, that's why he put it in cow's mouth.
looks like you have tested it before. =P
Guy may have been a masochist, also.
Calf tongues might not be, but adult cow tongues are ROUGH and ABRASIVE.
Get yourself all hot and sweaty, then walk into a herd of cows and you'll find out what I mean when they try to use you as a human salt-lick.
So, how'd you know how that feels? Ohh, I see....
Yes, calves' tongues are abrasive too. I've had several try to eat my delicious salty arms when I attempted to pet them >.<
Buahahahahhaa sorry I LOL'd - HARD!
Yep as one said, some cops can be worse than the ones they cuff; happens when they came from a crime family before they entered law enforcement. Thats how its done here. Well its a good thing the calfs called the cops on their cellphones, kids these days have all the new electronics after all. They got one.
They should have updated there Facebook page instead of using there cellphones.
What do I do, a red thing at the bottom is telling me to "whielist" sankaku also i cant read the aticles. HALP PLEASE?
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Sex between a cow and a pig is not beastiality.
its art!
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poor guy couldn't saw the difference between a cow and a woman, maybe because there is none in rural Philadelphia?
911 call from Penn. "MOOOOOO moooooo", the 911 operator also a farmer "Oh no he didn't", 3 calfs in unison "Mooooooooooooo". 911 Operator "OMG we will get someone out there right away, don't panic." Dispatch radio call, "we have a perp who is falsely trying to milk a sunday school gathering group of calfs with his udder, proceed at all speed to intercept.."
The picture yays.
now that cows produce more sticky milk.. good for prodction and economy
Only in america do we have freaks like this.
Have you not seen some of the Japanese stories they post? Beats this shit out 10 fold :P
America fuck yeah..
Give it time,there will eventually be stories that tops this.
and russia!