Comments on: Penis Recognition Promised in Love Death 4

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 03:19:34 +0000

hahaha after then comes a cyber baby hahah

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 16 May 2010 04:11:12 +0000

But...but otakus don't have balls, much less PENISES!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 16 May 2010 03:33:27 +0000

I'd hate to be a self-concious person whipping it out for the camera, only to find that the game doesn't recognize it due to it's small size...

By: Bronxdragon

Bronxdragon — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:16:12 +0000

Is it that hard to get laid?

By: tyciol

tyciol — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:41:49 +0000

I don't understand the purpose of this feature. Are they really focusing on the shape of their own dick and seeing it on screen so much that it needs to conform?

Hell, I stare at and stretch about mine ALL THE TIME and even I could care less about this feature.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:49:01 +0000

5555555555555

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:56:18 +0000

you mean a cumshot?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:10:20 +0000

LMAO, THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE. THE MOST HORRIBLE PART IS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THAT WOULD BE SO EASY TO IMPLEMENT INTO THE PROGRAM.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:15:53 +0000

Hmm, I wonder why my bandwidth is being used by this game so much when I am playing...

Oh shiiiii! It's streaming the video to the internet!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:19:38 +0000

I call it when Cyber Brain implants will be real...

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:08:12 +0000

COMA

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:35:03 +0000

Maybe they just add a special magnifying lens on the camera so the program things the object is bigger then it actually is.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:22:02 +0000

it's not rape it's sex you didn't know you wanted.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:29:54 +0000

What happens when the girl in-game, says your penis is small?
- Coolham23 -

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:45:04 +0000

Just change "Alice & Bob" for "Michiko-chan & Tanaka-san". PROFIT.

By: metatron

metatron — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:29:19 +0000

Holy fuck! this looks awesome!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:20:41 +0000

I can see it now: [Female program developer walks in to work; there's a guy in his cube with his pants down, his dick up, apparently masturbating, and a webcam pointed at it] Alice: "My God! Bob, what the hell... are... are you fapping at work?!" Bob: "Not fapping, just keepin' it hard. I'm doing models for our new object-recognition software. Wanna see?" Alice: (shrieks) "NOOO!!!!" Bob: "Not me, I _meant_ the object models!" Alice: "NOOOOO!!!!" Bob: "Fine, be that way. You're not much of a team player, though."

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:11:39 +0000

Just waiting for that announcement: "Oh, our program had a bug causing direct camera feed to the Internet."

Better just hold up a bananna instead.

Is there a female-oriented version of the game which recognizes breasts and pussies?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:57:04 +0000

Those are uniforms right? I thought they banned student councils in eroge.

By: Draken

Draken — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:52:36 +0000

Very lolz-worthy comment, my fellow netizen^_^

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:16:30 +0000

Woman are so gonna sue saying they want a pussy recognation software >_>

By: HyperKnuckles99

HyperKnuckles99 — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:49:28 +0000

It's not rape it's just surprise sex.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:10:28 +0000

awesome DO WANT THIS GAME

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:57:55 +0000

no its a pedocam