Penis Recognition Promised in Love Death 4
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- Date: Sep 24, 2009 13:17 JST
- Tags: 3D CG, Bizarre, Eroge, Exhibitionism, Otaku, Penis Abuse, Teatime, Technology
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And just look how desperate these tards who's gonna pop up their dicks in front of a webcam - just to be recognize by a programmed ai in a form of a 2D girl - This got to be the most epic desperation attempt i've ever seen in my whole life.
You better clean those cam VERY thoroughly after you play this game, am i rite??
XD Quoted for truth!!
You are suppose to play naked...
With an onahole by your side for standby...
So.... would it count as rape?
ite not rape if she wants it or you have your shoes off ;D
^"You are suppose to play naked..." XD Oh shi-... LOL'd!!
It's not rape it's just surprise sex.
it's not rape it's sex you didn't know you wanted.
Hmm, I wonder why my bandwidth is being used by this game so much when I am playing...
Oh shiiiii! It's streaming the video to the internet!
LMAO, THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE. HORRIBLE. THE MOST HORRIBLE PART IS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT THAT WOULD BE SO EASY TO IMPLEMENT INTO THE PROGRAM.
You can infect the game with a virus by uploading an infected penis.
I'll give the game some of my e-herpes.
This is SO sad...
Just waiting for that announcement: "Oh, our program had a bug causing direct camera feed to the Internet."
Better just hold up a bananna instead.
Is there a female-oriented version of the game which recognizes breasts and pussies?
So...... would that count as rape?
Maybe... In 2099!
Splurt on the monitor for enhanced bukkake experience... ^_^
What happens when the girl in-game, says your penis is small?
- Coolham23 -
Will the girls laff if you have a small penis?
I would.
You made me laugh w/ your plain quick reaction seriously speaking.
I ROFLMAO'd @ Anonymous 24-09-2009 13:21!! XD
They will point and laugh at your small penis and they will say "kawaii" out of pity.
Don't be such a bitch Shaawin; my dick it's not long, but at least is thick it can make you happy if you give it a chance.
;_; a sad defense attempt has been made......in reaction to an internet forum comment.
hahaha, great comment.
And if that is the case, will be otaku pathetic enough to buy a prosthetic penis only to impress the "girls" in the game?
i guessed this is how you define "emo" for otakus, hahaha!
face tracking has been on 3D custom girl for a while.... you try to look up skirt and you look up skirt....
I'm curious what shape tracking is going to impliment.
the phail shall be of the highest quality....
NO SMALL PENIS JOKES BITCHOMFG
lawl
haha seem interesting.
American penis too big, camera thinks it's another leg.
i lol'd.
i ROFL'd
Ipod, oops, i mean i fap
Excuse, i need to lol..
And wouldn't it mistaken a small penis as a finger too?
man I'm sruly lol @ this news
I wonder if the camera is a wide lens.
I wonder if it's a Lomo cam :3
no its a pedocam
Maybe they just add a special magnifying lens on the camera so the program things the object is bigger then it actually is.
American gut obscures line of sight to penis.
A torso you mean.
Very lolz-worthy comment, my fellow netizen^_^
uhhh... whaaa???? just no comment wtf...
What about women? They can get ronery too.
Now Konata can't play the game properly... how sad.
She can call her dad to participate~
Not if she at least has a Mara (Shin Megami Tensei series) figure...
It's only fair--we're already getting a free panty shot out of the promotional art.
wonder how it works?
THE DAWN OF A NEW RONERY ERA INDEED!!!!
Everyone!!!! on your knees!!!!
I am..... ~ "intrigued"
I have yet to tey the Love Death 1.. geez.
Wav3e:i wonder if i can use my finger to have 11 penises
見てくれ！
俺のおちんちん！
笑うっっっっw
”このヘンタイやろおおおお～！！”XD
I wonder if I will get denied once she recognizes the bumps on my penis
TECHNOLOGY
TECHMOLOGY
FAPNOLOGY
JAPAN
PERIOD
BACKSPACE
COMA
Can they use it to hit the girls with? It just wouldn't be Love Death without the ability to hurl objects at unwitting females.
you mean a cumshot?
What if the player simply just flash a dildo or a rubber fake penis?
That's okay, too.
Why?
You mean peoples would actually ashamed of having a small pen0 and get laughed by a 2D girl?
Or you actually things its vital to get 2D girl approval of big pen0
O_o
SCIENCE! First Oppai Physics now Penis Recognition... It's time to open an Ero-U
Is the camera pixel-programmed?
Illusion is just awesome, I tried their Tech 48 and was impressed with their face detection software.
This will be good also.
this...
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/6/5/
:)
I chuckled
Incoming online penis size leaderboards!
If I take out a banana, will the camera recognize it as a penis?
if i was to eat a banana, will the camera recognize me as blowing a penis?
i do hope the girls will taunt/troll the user in case they screw up.
"so small!"
"came so soon?"
"i hoped for more"
"who is that behind you?"
"who is that behind you?"
Epic!
Indeed :3
In Tech48, you can move the camera by press and drag your mouse... so I can't see the necessary to use a webcam... is it funny?
maybe it will be easier to figure out then LD3
Penis recognition--- the latest bio-metric security feature! All from the great minds of Japan.
what if there was hidden script in the program to upload those penis videos
Yes it is possible but, seriously, who want to see the small penises of a group of fat japanese dorks? It's not like Bradd Pitt will show his magnificent dong to a videogame.
Maybe they will use the images to blackmail some of those freaks it can work because from time to time super winners happen to have otaku sons :S
you're counting on Brad Pitt showing us his magnificent dong?
Maybe that incredibly sexy body's a compensation for a disappointing penis?
How do you know his penis is magnificent?
Let her dream or otherwise use your logic: he haves a handsome face, a well formed body; why his penis haves to be "disappointing"?
Japanese game otaku on the other side (in general) have ugly faces, are too fat or too skinny, so it is logic to assume that everything else fits and they have a small & ugly penis.
BTW why we end speculating about penises when the above topic starts with such an interesting premise? I think it is possible to hack the game and gain the power to see other people's cams.
"....don't judge me." -tokyocooney in a maid cafe, after speaking ill about maid cafes and people who go to maid cafes.
What they need is something like Tenga having a pluggable USB silicone sleeve that has penis recognition.
That will lower the world population and increase lesbianism. It's a win-win situation.
if game game see your penis, would it see it uncensored or censored with mosaic.
8D
look people Im calling it now
in a few years we are gonna create virtual wifes and have virtual sex and really women will become obsolete
and reproduction will be done in labs
I call it when Cyber Brain implants will be real...
'' I've Shown My Penis To The Cast of Love Death 4 '' news in no time.
So if we're gonna fuck them, we need to show our penises on the webcam? Or just put dildo on it?
What if there are many penises? What will the reaction of the girl will be? Will she run? Will she blow job them all?
awesome DO WANT THIS GAME
Woman are so gonna sue saying they want a pussy recognation software >_>
Those are uniforms right? I thought they banned student councils in eroge.
I can see it now:
[Female program developer walks in to work; there's a guy in his cube with his pants down, his dick up, apparently masturbating, and a webcam pointed at it]
Alice: "My God! Bob, what the hell... are... are you fapping at work?!"
Bob: "Not fapping, just keepin' it hard. I'm doing models for our new object-recognition software. Wanna see?"
Alice: (shrieks) "NOOO!!!!"
Bob: "Not me, I _meant_ the object models!"
Alice: "NOOOOO!!!!"
Bob: "Fine, be that way. You're not much of a team player, though."
Just change "Alice & Bob" for "Michiko-chan & Tanaka-san". PROFIT.
Holy fuck! this looks awesome!
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I don't understand the purpose of this feature. Are they really focusing on the shape of their own dick and seeing it on screen so much that it needs to conform?
Hell, I stare at and stretch about mine ALL THE TIME and even I could care less about this feature.
Is it that hard to get laid?