“Sex Healer” Heals 1500 Men Through Sex
- Categories: International, News
- Date: Sep 16, 2009 14:36 JST
- Tags: Adultery, Bizarre, Marketing, Medical, Prostitution, Relationships, UK
A “sexual healer” who has treated some 10,000 patients estimates she has had sex with 1,500 men over her 23-year career, charging $165 a go, and seeing as many as 5 customers a day.
Qualified sex therapist Mare Simone, now 54, has now helped thousands of UK men with their sexual problems by having sex with them for money:
“I am helping improve and change the sex lives of thousands of men, which means I am also helping improve the sex lives of their wives and girlfriends.
Some women become baby surrogates because they want to help women who can’t have children. In the same way, I feel drawn to helping others have an intimate sex life.
My job is so fulfilling and enjoyable. Seeing my customers leave with a new-found sexual confidence is a wonderful sight.”
Of course, she makes large amounts of money in the process of her healing antics:
“I see about four or five people a day and charge around £100 for a session.”
She describes her days of sex:
“My clients are all ages, shapes, sizes and professions. They have either been recommended to see me by a sex therapist or former client or they seek me out through sexual surrogate organisations.
The men generally need help with erection and premature ejaculation problems or have been sent by their wives because they weren’t pleasing them in bed. Before they see me, they all have an STD test, and must always use a condom when seeing me.
I also have some women come to me. Their problems are usually that they can’t orgasm or have had bad lovers. I show them how to pleasure themselves and make them love their bodies.
Some visit me for a few sessions, while others have around 12, depending on the extent of their problems.
All of my sessions start in the same way. We start by chatting while I caress their hands to make them feel relaxed and confident with me.
During the next few sessions I move to giving them back and shoulder massages, so the client relaxes further while talking about their problems.
Following that, we do a mirror exercise. This is where the client and I will both take off our clothes and look at our bodies in the mirror.
Usually, they feel very timid about their bodies and find it difficult to look at themselves. But when they realise I am not judging them, they begin to open up and feel confident.
At that stage I move on to front body massages. I take over ‘down below’, showing them how they should be touching themselves.
Finally, it’s time to put everything into practice. This is the stage of lovemaking, so they can learn how to control themselves and solve their sexual problems.
Sometimes I will have sex with a husband in front of his wife, to show them both how to be more sensitive lovers. Often, couples find just talking openly to a stranger about the problems in their love life helps in the bedroom.
My job is basically to make people realise their problems are not just physical. They are in the mind and have a lot to do with self-confidence.”
I am a sexual healer and so proud and happy that I found my dream job.”
In the 20 years I have been doing this job, I have never felt miserable about going to work. I love what I do and have no plans to retire within the next ten years.
She describes how, after being raped at the age of 19 by a friend after taking a lift home from a party, a failed marriage a decade later convinced her she needed to tackle matters:
“My fear of sex put a huge strain on my marriage and I knew deep down it was due to the rape.
It was then that a friend recommended I start reading about tantric sex and sexual surrogacy.
Learning about this unknown world of sexual healing made me feel that there was hope for me to get my sexual confidence back.
It was fascinating and during the course I also realised, for the first time, that the rape I had endured a decade before was not my fault. I could enjoy sex without feeling dirty, ashamed or guilty.”
Regarding the legality of her profession, she insists that having sex for money is not prostitution as it is “healing”:
“I earn my living by sleeping with other women’s husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere.
People are paying for counselling and to cure their problems – not sex.”
Truly a marketing genius.
Via Heaven.
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Revolutionary!
Extraordinary!
Smashing!
Brilliant!
Amazing!
Perfect!
I can imagine the headlines if a man had a similar job...
Altruistic!
Uhh..
This needs some concurrency and low cost offers :P
MEGA!
maho!
Ugly old cow; there are far better scorts, some of them college students still in their 20's...
Groundbreaking!
Nothing that doesn't exist for ages...
I'm sick, need healing NOW!
swashbuckling!
I'm 3 years old. And what is this?
I'm 4 years old. And what is this?
One word reply!
Strange, I'm just 1 years old and I know what is this =D ???
Milftastic!
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Faptastic!
Cow.
Medic!
Aids.
Stupendous
COMBO BREAKKKERERRRR
Thief!!
This is how we should go about making prostitution legal. Having STD tests is a great idea and could help the business make it out of Nevada here in the U.S.
THEFT!!
Over 9000!
thief!!!
COMING!
CUMTASTIc!!
EXCEPT SHE'S UGLY AS HELL
THAT Cat is fine too.
If only she were'nt 59 right now...but still, this is epic xD
... 54
Heh, interesting.
she looks like Maria Noches from Get backers.
GYPSY
*vomits*
I WANT HEVN!!
While reading the article, I was imagining her all sexy and stuff, when I reached the end, oh, boy was I disappointed.
How about the part where it said she was 54?
His fap anticipation meter was to high for him to notice -_-
I only read the pink boxes..
Could have been worse, imagine if she looked like Nancy Pelosi :P
I have to say, for being 54, I think she's aged quite well...
But those simply in it for the fapping won't see it that way.
Nice body though.
ORLY??
Yah RLY. For a 54, that's a plumpy pair of melons.
MOO!!
At least she's sexier than Sue Johanson.
I'd rather have met her at her prime of 34, than 54. Hopefully other, younger women take her style of "healing" into practice. That could make for a very interesting clinic visit.
She doesn't look bad for 54.
Not really into that sort of woman, but I guess so...
Probably a bishoujo on her younger years... ah. those good ol' days.
Wonder if she makes house calls ;)
lmfao, dude same here
Eh.... Anybody got a picture of her 20 years ago when she started?
Internet barely existed 20 years ago. I doubt such thing would be in circulation.
This actually sounds like a great thing. That or I'm being suckered by how well she sells this whole setup.
And if anyone is interested, the picture is from the eroge "Sweet Home"
It is from Sex Friend you ignoramus.
Ha! I baited you into revealing the source!
Seriously though, who would have guessed that Code Pink/Stone Heads had made more than one game with the same style?
-_-
You know, a quick IQDB search would've been faster, and made you look less stupid.
Just saying.
hurrrr durrr i troll u
Artefact is correct. This is from Sex Friend. Same artist, キリヤマ太一, his style is unmistakable though.
- Simon Cowell of Eroge
The song "Sexual Healing" comes into mind...
Holy shit, imagine how are the things DOWN THERE !!!
The vagina is not a shoe. It is made of muscle, and can contract or expand. If the vagina were a shoe, it would be useless for sex after the first childbirth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
Indeed. It is a common misconception that a vagina will grow permanently looser through overuse.
The actual muscles won't become loose - if anything, they'd get stronger (and consequently, tighter) from constant use.
However, the labia can sustain damage from being ravaged over 10000 times by 1500 different men.
Maybe it gets loose when,.... the guy sucks at sex. Or fugly.
haha
i like it how you referenced on wikipedia
Some of us have experienced that. It`s called "good sex".
Don`t believe too much that Wikipedia article. It`s almost completely wrong about "hymen", which in reality is practically non-existent.
Think: If it was totally closing vagina, what would happen in menstruation?
Actually it opens itself from time to time automatic in the menstruation.
Nice one!
is she that woman from "meet the focker" ?
my thoughts exactly
She's not the best looking women, but I'd bang her.
that's Barbra Straisend.
I thought she was in her 20 or sumthin.... and she doesn't have any problem with her ??????
Afterwards a proper doctor informs one of her ex patients he now has no less then 15 STDs.
Some of them previously only found in sharks.
Shark STDs??????o_O;
I see what you did there
The only natural medicine in the world actually giving the customer some bang for his buck.
The only burning question that remains: is it covered under national healthcare?
If not, it should have been.
In Scandinavia it is covered by health care system.
Yo ho ho, it's the viking life for me.
In my country, we call this prostitution...
tout est affaire d'opinion et de géographie
There is a huge difference between prostitutesand sexual healers. Prostitutes simulate everything at sex just to get money and say you are good even if you are the worst fucker on the world. Sexual healers help you finding your problems and heal them.
So they're worse than hookers, they dare to bitch about your fuking skills after you paid them a shitload of money.
Why women these days beleive someone cares for what they "think"?
I preffer ho's and scorts way best.
You don`t sound happy, don`t you?
Sand in your vagina? Come on, don't be so butthurt.
No pimp meddling, no prostitution.
Not too bad at 54....must mean she would have been pretty hot at her younger years.
wow...the image on the beginning of the article and the horror presented at the end of the article are....polar opposites in every way possible...
I DECLARE HER GENIUS!
Wow ,back in the 1900 she must have tight.She needs to be put out to pasture.For GOOD!!
Yes, back in 1900 when she didn't exist she must have been a sight... read the article, she's 54 she was probably a sight only 20 years ago, and for you lolicons only 45, not 109!
2009-54=1955
2009-34=1975 O
2009-34=1900 X
Go back to school.
*Marvin Gaye politely nods*
Oy mum! Me misses threw a wobbler last night and was 'oping if ya could take care 'dis stonker wit' a bit o' slap n' tickle. 'Ere's me 100 quid.
Electrical Beast has arrived.
Epic!
She's got a nice body, but a rather unfortunate face... I'll pass.
I'd like to be 'healed' by the woman in the 2-D pic.
When i`m into sex, i look in beetween thighs much longer than at face. Despite 54, it can look quite hot & juicy in there!
finally an article that doesn't FAIL (except her age)
Real life Luca practicing real life dive therapy. What it's called? Sex The rapist?
mm, I wonder... human-wise, she did a good job, and it's to help people (which means good deed).
But religion-wise, sex with multiple partners (though she didn't marry them) is a sin.
Now I wonder, is it sin or good thing that she had been doing... ?
I won't take the bait, I won't take the bait, I won't take the bait...
Try her and find out.
it's a good sin
Yet there are images around on the net from before the internet was even thought of.
Think of it this way. If she didn't market herself as a sex therapist, would anyone pay her 165 bones(over couple sessions) for sex? You can probably get better looking hooker with that money. Well, I guess in a way she is "skilled labor" in that she can lecture on stuffs that regular hookers can't. And you cut out the middleman(the pimp) for even more profit. That's some entrepreneurships right there.
That's what real friends are for - they rape you to help you realise your mistakes.
win comment
Who cares about religion, lies.
In this picture she doesn't look bad
http://www.tantraheaven.com/res/default/new_privatesessions.jpg
And you had to pic the worst one to show her D:
wouldn't a person have a lot of STDs after having sex with ~10000 different people? is this wrong?
Uhh, most people in developed countries don't have STDs...
And you might want to re-read this part:
"Before they see me, they all have an STD test, and must always use a condom when seeing me."
uk english = im arriving im arriving = normal english = im cumming im cumming
American english = 'uk english' = normal english = 'english'
Hey, classic "KISS", "Dr. Love"!!!
And she's great for 50!
Is this an Apple Keynote?
...the blurb on the front said '23 year career' how old did you think she was when she started to be under the impression that she was '20 something'? o_O
IMAGERY!
AH!
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I think we won.
DO NOT WANT
Maybe her clients can opt for a paper bag
fugly
A form of legal prostitution? Maybe muslim countries should get some "Sexual Healers", too...
This isn't nothing new... "practical" Sexual therapist have some years You can read "the celestial bed" of Irving Wallace.. who narrates the experience of a sexual therapist and her assistent...
You all must read... not all in life is manga and "visual novels"
PD: It Don't have draws..XD
bonus we broke her site "Bandwidth limit exceeded" :D
All u fail
Sex surrogates are not new but remain controversial. I can understand those who object that they may just be a bit too close to their clients but done right, it is often the best therapy that a person needs and can change life is a big and wonderful way.
So quit laughing and grow up. This is real and it is wonderful and I would have it including in everyone's health plan who needs it.
Wew. The new age panacea. Ftw
not that bad =|
She's abosolutely HIDEOUS
WHOA~! She's a knock-out milf! Does she still look like that at 54?
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Fantastic
Hey, isn't she Mrs Doris from next door??
stupendous!
damn, im in the wrong job. time to switch my profession. high pay and make people happy too, especially to me.
I'd hit it several times, older women know what to do with a man and how to please them, and they know how to enjoy what a man does.
And she has credentials.....damn, I bet she could really work it...
non-asian are pig disgusting
Fix your English first before you try to insult someone using this language.
Wow...that's like legalizing yuri...lol. I wonder if there are any yuri manga with that in mind. If only I could draw a manga to suit the idea I have right now-there'd be both happy and sad situations in a job like this in a yuri manga, don't you think? ^_~
Paper bag that shit
Sex....therapist?? Seriously?! And shes in the UK?? Why hasnt there been a TV show about her yet lol. Seems like the kinda thing Channel 4 would love, or even Virgin 1, or 5/Fiver.
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Majo!
C-C-C-C-C-COW BREAKER ! =o
Mmmmm genital warts and herpes
People pay them for hearing what they do wrong or they wouldn't go to a sexual healer, your post doesn't make any sense.
Pay to be criticized? That must be the most stupid way to spend money EVER.
Earing the opinion of an old cow about how you fuck must be the worst past time invented in the story of humanity.
Better pay for a young escort or for an enjou kousai if you are in Japan.
Not really, if you have problems with maturbation/sex you sure are happy if you get criticized why it is that way. Just fucking prostitutes doesn't make you be better in sex since they always say that you are good even if you are the worst fucker on earth.
And who cares about what do bitches "think"?
You lost this one Ayu Jochuu: paying a bitch to ear you are not good at fucking is like going to a restaurant to ear you are fat. Or going to buy clothes and ear you had bad taste. You got the idea?
These comments would be hilarious if they weren't depressing.
Bipolar types must love SanCom.
Ok, despite being a granny, she does have a nice bod. I'll give her credig for that.
There is sumilar healer ladies elsewhere too. In Finland, my old friends wife(former one,maybe?) had this kind of business going on in nineties. I met her last time 12 years ago, and she told me very openly about her working with very similar methods. I didn`t have steady relationship on that time, nor any problems with shyness, but you can guess if there was a healing session afterwards. Whatever, that "consultation" didn`t cost me anything.
MEGA MILF
No, GILF
Granny I love to fu...fight
I need to start my this up for myself. well it won't be my full time job but I'll get the job done for women only. I'll just give a dude a porn mag tell him to go home and think real hard on why he needed to see this.
This is probably their average client...
http://www.pacificnews.org/marko/sex-surrogate.html
this type of healing is not new. here there are a lot of healers downtown and they are much prettier, and less
expensive, but still they are very professional
How do you get a hardon with a woman this ugly?
Actually she looks way better, that is only one of the more bad photos of her.
Find a new "heroine"? Ugh.
So now prostitution is a medical practice now, huh? GENIUS!
Damn she is hot.Would love to try her theraphy.
"I also have some women come to me. Their problems are usually that they can’t orgasm or have had bad lovers. I show them how to pleasure themselves and make them love their bodies."
See women blaming only men never realize that they also need to do something to have a satisfaying sex relationship.
Just holding your legs spread ain't that much fun no?
I present to her...
...my meat!
ugh!that bitch is ugly,
Old cow, disgusting.
Amazing! LOL
she tasted over 9000 penises!!
Wow a sex article and comment without "slut","whore" and "3D pig disgusting" I'm deeply impressed
u must be very disheartened to go to her ...