Former Ninja jumping game Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is now so much of a breast physics simulator that Tecmo have based their entire marketing campaign on this novel feature…
The commercial below highlights (or in fact is entirely comprised of) the motion sensitive oppai the game now sports:
However, as with many such games the reality is a little different:
I find it funny to see people that frequent Sankaku Complex complain about breasts ><
...also, they are not stupid, and they KNOW that attaching sex to virtually ANYTHING is granted to be a giant sale stimulator.
And if you still doubt it we have put breasts on mouse pads, on rice, on candies, on tooth paste, on beans, on beer, on cigarettes... but adding it into games... Japanese games... opai Japanese games... about ninjas... female ninjas wearing almost no clothing... OOO GOD we crossed the line haven't we?! ¬¬
Shit... The sweaty and greasy faces of those guys just repulse me. I'm buying the game as soon as I can, but geh... I dunno what group I'm in, since this ad only made me sick.
That said, The inclusion of "jiggling" boobs amuses me to no end. I, however, fail to understand THIS commercial. Is it aimed at lonely otaku who can't get any?
Goddammit Techmo. Something that goes on in the background of the actual gameplay shouldn't be shunted to the front of commercials and be the game's primary selling point.
I love tits (and sucking them), but seriously, this could have been part of some bonus thingy after beating the game. Or maybe had Sony a hand in this (get it?): "Make our 6-axis look cool and innovative or else, Tecmo!" And BAM! PS3 innovation.
I believe their next commercial will just feature a guy or guys fapping with one hand, waggling controller in the other - no game shots, just finish with Ninja Gaiden sigma 2.
Wow. I still remember Dead or Alive 2 when they actually had inside the menu a "jiggle" percentage selection. In it, you could make them rigid rock hard polygons , jiggle real or holy Fuck! Them boobs be bouncing into their faces!!!
Good to know that Temco still knows who the audience is for these games.
so, they not only have to be non-existent but they also have to be flat... and as in flat you guys don't just mean the chest? Or is it you guys just dont like too much shading and texture on a woman?
So, either you guys only want real girls that look like they're from the world of Mr. Game & Watch, or you really just hate the idea of being hot for anything that's even remotely realistic??
Epic commercial, but isn't Ayane supposed to be only 14 or 16 years old or something close. I don't know which fact to find more ridiculous, the enormous tits for her age or the fact that they are releasing a commercial where guys stare at a 14 year old's bouncing tits.
I doubt any moralist knows enough facts about the game to complain. Would YOU think she's 14 (which she is) after seeing these bewbs? Okay, there was Saya Irie, but sitll...
I'd say this is exactly the kind of thing the world needs in the current moral climate. As long as the gameplay doesn't suffer from their shift of focus, more power to Tecmo.
Good that you brought up Saya Irie or just by Saya now. She looks "older" on the cover of her latest dvd: http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E7%B4%97%E7%B6%BE15-0-%E3%83%95%E3%82%A3%E3%83%95%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3%E3%83%BB%E3%83%A9%E3%83%96-2Set-DVD-%E7%B4%97%E7%B6%BE/dp/B002D11UEO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1253140626&sr=8-3 [http://www.amazon.co.jp/紗綾15-0-フィフティーン・ラブ-2Set-DVD-紗綾/dp/B002D11UEO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1253140626&sr=8-3]
which customer group is tecmo appealing to, otakus? doubt they can finish ng anyway. ng was one of the harder action games.
normal public? who would feel like buying after watching this cm.
tecmo should just play in-game footage its good enough to sell the game.
I'm not a teen, nor are my friends and some other less acquainted people I've met (like guys at college), yet we all love fighting game boobs... so I guess the market for this stuff is much larger than you think?
Guess you don't remember such gems like DOAX? Or the simple fact that sex sells? There is a reason that sexuality has been used in ads and on or in products for hundreds of years.
This is so fucking stupid. The original Ninja Gaiden was a classic without having to sell itself out with this kind of shit. One of the (many) reasons why Soul Calibur started sucking after Soul Calibur I.
You know that the breast jiggle is just a TINY feature in the game, right? And it was outright ripped off from the MGS4 Codec conversations with Rosemary. Nothing like a little comedy to hype up the game. Besides, at least they're more honest now than when Crater-Face was still running the show.
Continue reading that sentence, you gigantic fruitcake.
Ooooh boy, calling Itagaki Crater-Face sure makes my argument make more sense hurrr durr. They weren't "honest" with it because they relied on the combat to sell the game.
soul edge and soul calibur 1 had fanservice stuff in it just like the following soul caliburs did. In fact, soul calibur 1 for DC had sophitia pantsu color changing (not to mention nude scene) and taki had a blatantly nipple-hugging tight outfit, complete with large breasts... which actually got LESS risque with each later installment of the game (you might say taki's sexiness transferred over to ivy with each game).
but seriously... OH THEY ADDED TEH BOOBS, ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS/WAS GOOD IN THE GAME MUST NOW BE IGNORED BY ME, HURR..
Fucking PRUDES. I have to say that, but there are so many massive hypocrites on sankaku and on the internet in general, the actual number of them must be astounding...
It's a new and improved NG2 with improvements in multiple non-boob-related areas, but then they go and add some boob-related feature and suddenly a ton of people are turned off... give me a break. It'd be so much better if people were just either loving the feature, or could just ignore it, because it's not like the game flashes "SHAKE THE CONTROLLER TO JIGGLE AYANE'S TATAS!" in huge red letters across the screen while you battle.
The breast jiggling is really unnatural and creepy. If it looked natural and shaking the controller only made the breasts look like someone was lifting them up and letting them drop, it would be one thing, though still not something worth buying a game for.
I really do despise Ayane's costume in this game. She had the best collection of ensembles in DOA2. Why couldn't she have kept one of them?
I agree 100% with you there, because 3m swords being swing by 14 years olds with 40 kg of "pure bones and skin" is all centrifugal force being put to good use right!? And 50m robots jumping around like they are made of papier-mâché is what we call "wind dynamics in action"!!
...after all we all like anime because of how similar it is to real life right?!
Ok, it can't be! Is this really an official commercial? If it is, it is just plain cheap shit. Why do they have to adertise with this stupid little gimmic. I love Breasts yes, but a Game commercial should be about the Game and not about the boobs of the Protagonists.
In the DoA Commercial they actually showed lots of the Game itself (including lots of boobs) but it was kinda sexy, this is just... cheap...
As it was mentioned already, they couldn't care less about fagots bitching about how cheap it should be considered, it is a BRILLIANT marketing strategy!!!
...and even the bitches whining over and over will get attracted to it no matter how many they try to deny (or at least finally discover their true sexual orientation).
think.. "is this the only advertisement they have of the game"? ask the question, go find the answer, then based on the answer, decide wither to express disgust here or not.. oh wait, you missed a few steps, whoops.
anyways, there is i think 1 or 2 more adverts for this in Japan which has no focus on boobs and just shows gameplay :-) They do realize there are a large amount of people who wont buy a game based on boobs and are looking for an action game too, so they advertise to (gasp) multiple kinds types of viewers!
Hey best friend. Come to apartment. I purchased Ninja of the Gaiden the second. We watch beautiful breasts fly up and the down.
Cool, I accept invitation to apartment. We get super hot and super horny.
Without real women, we are two men alone in apartment stuck with horniness. Then awkward situation lead to homosexual experimentation out of desperation?
Time and fate is our decider.
Bravo! Super happy heat time! Ninja of the gaiden the second.
I love breasts, but this is too much for a Ninja Gaiden. How many will be unhappy with the difficulty of the game and expected something like DoA beach volleyball.
It looks ridiculous in the second vid.. seriously..
That is just plain awesome.
I'm so glad I pre-ordered this. XD
im getting this!!!
Best game commercial I've seen in years
What a great mind, the one made this commercial !
Now if only they made one for our wrist. Then we could wax our whale at the same time.
you mean your tadpole
I find it funny to see people that frequent Sankaku Complex complain about breasts ><
...also, they are not stupid, and they KNOW that attaching sex to virtually ANYTHING is granted to be a giant sale stimulator.
And if you still doubt it we have put breasts on mouse pads, on rice, on candies, on tooth paste, on beans, on beer, on cigarettes... but adding it into games... Japanese games... opai Japanese games... about ninjas... female ninjas wearing almost no clothing... OOO GOD we crossed the line haven't we?! ¬¬
this comment wins
Shit... The sweaty and greasy faces of those guys just repulse me. I'm buying the game as soon as I can, but geh... I dunno what group I'm in, since this ad only made me sick.
That said, The inclusion of "jiggling" boobs amuses me to no end. I, however, fail to understand THIS commercial. Is it aimed at lonely otaku who can't get any?
It's more of a humor thing.
heck i am great defender of Oppai, but this is too much,
it so pathetic that i feel mankind is doomed
if i put my cock between the controller will it show up on the screen?
great question u got here but luckily u can test it, all in the name of science
+9001
i will become famous after i develop a machine that waggles the pad for you so you have your hands back
chichi chichi oppai~
boING boING~
moge moge moge moge~
chichi wo moge~~
Goddammit Techmo. Something that goes on in the background of the actual gameplay shouldn't be shunted to the front of commercials and be the game's primary selling point.
I love tits (and sucking them), but seriously, this could have been part of some bonus thingy after beating the game. Or maybe had Sony a hand in this (get it?): "Make our 6-axis look cool and innovative or else, Tecmo!" And BAM! PS3 innovation.
I believe their next commercial will just feature a guy or guys fapping with one hand, waggling controller in the other - no game shots, just finish with Ninja Gaiden sigma 2.
Absolutely Pitiful.
Goodness gracious, that... was... AWESUM!!!!
Yes great finally.
LMAO Ad XDD
Bouncing tits in games, it's the greatest thing invented since sliced bread.
That's the good 3D, not 3D IRL.
+1
Nice marketing strat but seeing these guys in the dark nodding their head really gets the sense that these guys are just desperate.
They are probably married.
i'd buy it! ^_________^
big big titties ftw
Work with your strengths xP
like if you throw your joypad with strenght ayane's boobs will rip off? xD
that would be soooooo guro.
Not sure what all the hype is about, for a game gal, they're really not that big. And it looks like her boobs are having a mild seizure.
PS3 special ability is wasted on boobs!
Wow. I still remember Dead or Alive 2 when they actually had inside the menu a "jiggle" percentage selection. In it, you could make them rigid rock hard polygons , jiggle real or holy Fuck! Them boobs be bouncing into their faces!!!
Good to know that Temco still knows who the audience is for these games.
You are now thinking about the little children starving in Africa.
almost as good as the doa volleyball commercial. tomonobu itagaki will be misse
the commercial reminds me of dead or alive beach volleyball commercial.
Smart business strategy. But generally, the Ninja Gaiden series doesn't need such novelties to sell.
That's probably why they put all their money into this; they don't have much to lose.
Should... we be disgusted by pig disgusting 3-D? I'm confused. Help?
3D pig is still disgusting.
3D pigs are delicious and are full of protein, faggot
3D pig is incredibly disgusting.
You both are gay.
I like 2D girls cause I'm a loser in real life. Us 2D lovers can't get ourselves a real "human" girlfriend.
so, they not only have to be non-existent but they also have to be flat... and as in flat you guys don't just mean the chest? Or is it you guys just dont like too much shading and texture on a woman?
So, either you guys only want real girls that look like they're from the world of Mr. Game & Watch, or you really just hate the idea of being hot for anything that's even remotely realistic??
you're gay
LMAO
One of the best game commercials evar!
Epic commercial, but isn't Ayane supposed to be only 14 or 16 years old or something close. I don't know which fact to find more ridiculous, the enormous tits for her age or the fact that they are releasing a commercial where guys stare at a 14 year old's bouncing tits.
If you find it ridiculous for a 14-16 year old to have massive tits, you've got a lot to learn
Ayane is 16yrs old in the DOA Universe but despite the events in the Ninja Gaiden Universe she might be like 17-20 yrs old...That's what I think
NG happens before DOA... so ... 14-16...
I doubt any moralist knows enough facts about the game to complain. Would YOU think she's 14 (which she is) after seeing these bewbs? Okay, there was Saya Irie, but sitll...
I'd say this is exactly the kind of thing the world needs in the current moral climate. As long as the gameplay doesn't suffer from their shift of focus, more power to Tecmo.
Good that you brought up Saya Irie or just by Saya now. She looks "older" on the cover of her latest dvd: http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E7%B4%97%E7%B6%BE15-0-%E3%83%95%E3%82%A3%E3%83%95%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3%E3%83%BB%E3%83%A9%E3%83%96-2Set-DVD-%E7%B4%97%E7%B6%BE/dp/B002D11UEO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1253140626&sr=8-3 [http://www.amazon.co.jp/紗綾15-0-フィフティーン・ラブ-2Set-DVD-紗綾/dp/B002D11UEO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1253140626&sr=8-3]
>Epic commercial, but isn't Ayane supposed to >be only 14 or 16 years old or something close.
I know girls who had boobs that big at that age. And they weren't fat.
brilliant commercial, i actually lol'd
ROFL-copter!! XD
Feel like boinking my head up and down right down.
which customer group is tecmo appealing to, otakus? doubt they can finish ng anyway. ng was one of the harder action games.
normal public? who would feel like buying after watching this cm.
tecmo should just play in-game footage its good enough to sell the game.
I think you just born yesterday. Welcome to the world :)
Say that to all the puperty teen guys that buy almost everything that includes boobs.
I'm not a teen, nor are my friends and some other less acquainted people I've met (like guys at college), yet we all love fighting game boobs... so I guess the market for this stuff is much larger than you think?
Guess you don't remember such gems like DOAX? Or the simple fact that sex sells? There is a reason that sexuality has been used in ads and on or in products for hundreds of years.
They're not really bouncing or jiggling ... they're ... jittering jerkily.
This is so fucking stupid. The original Ninja Gaiden was a classic without having to sell itself out with this kind of shit. One of the (many) reasons why Soul Calibur started sucking after Soul Calibur I.
I love breasts, but give me a fucking break.
"This is so fucking stupid."
"I love breasts..."
Oh God the irony...
You know that the breast jiggle is just a TINY feature in the game, right? And it was outright ripped off from the MGS4 Codec conversations with Rosemary. Nothing like a little comedy to hype up the game. Besides, at least they're more honest now than when Crater-Face was still running the show.
Continue reading that sentence, you gigantic fruitcake.
Ooooh boy, calling Itagaki Crater-Face sure makes my argument make more sense hurrr durr. They weren't "honest" with it because they relied on the combat to sell the game.
soul edge and soul calibur 1 had fanservice stuff in it just like the following soul caliburs did. In fact, soul calibur 1 for DC had sophitia pantsu color changing (not to mention nude scene) and taki had a blatantly nipple-hugging tight outfit, complete with large breasts... which actually got LESS risque with each later installment of the game (you might say taki's sexiness transferred over to ivy with each game).
but seriously... OH THEY ADDED TEH BOOBS, ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS/WAS GOOD IN THE GAME MUST NOW BE IGNORED BY ME, HURR..
Fucking PRUDES. I have to say that, but there are so many massive hypocrites on sankaku and on the internet in general, the actual number of them must be astounding...
It's a new and improved NG2 with improvements in multiple non-boob-related areas, but then they go and add some boob-related feature and suddenly a ton of people are turned off... give me a break. It'd be so much better if people were just either loving the feature, or could just ignore it, because it's not like the game flashes "SHAKE THE CONTROLLER TO JIGGLE AYANE'S TATAS!" in huge red letters across the screen while you battle.
Too much..just too much...
The breast jiggling is really unnatural and creepy. If it looked natural and shaking the controller only made the breasts look like someone was lifting them up and letting them drop, it would be one thing, though still not something worth buying a game for.
I really do despise Ayane's costume in this game. She had the best collection of ensembles in DOA2. Why couldn't she have kept one of them?
I agree 100% with you there, because 3m swords being swing by 14 years olds with 40 kg of "pure bones and skin" is all centrifugal force being put to good use right!? And 50m robots jumping around like they are made of papier-mâché is what we call "wind dynamics in action"!!
...after all we all like anime because of how similar it is to real life right?!
Ok, it can't be! Is this really an official commercial? If it is, it is just plain cheap shit. Why do they have to adertise with this stupid little gimmic. I love Breasts yes, but a Game commercial should be about the Game and not about the boobs of the Protagonists.
In the DoA Commercial they actually showed lots of the Game itself (including lots of boobs) but it was kinda sexy, this is just... cheap...
As it was mentioned already, they couldn't care less about fagots bitching about how cheap it should be considered, it is a BRILLIANT marketing strategy!!!
...and even the bitches whining over and over will get attracted to it no matter how many they try to deny (or at least finally discover their true sexual orientation).
think.. "is this the only advertisement they have of the game"? ask the question, go find the answer, then based on the answer, decide wither to express disgust here or not.. oh wait, you missed a few steps, whoops.
anyways, there is i think 1 or 2 more adverts for this in Japan which has no focus on boobs and just shows gameplay :-) They do realize there are a large amount of people who wont buy a game based on boobs and are looking for an action game too, so they advertise to (gasp) multiple kinds types of viewers!
and you're just a gay idiot. It's brilliant marketing, and yes, that IS the game. There's not much else too it.
Who gives a damn about breasts? It's all about the pussy.
No it's about the DFC!!
Hey best friend. Come to apartment. I purchased Ninja of the Gaiden the second. We watch beautiful breasts fly up and the down.
Cool, I accept invitation to apartment. We get super hot and super horny.
Without real women, we are two men alone in apartment stuck with horniness. Then awkward situation lead to homosexual experimentation out of desperation?
Time and fate is our decider.
Bravo! Super happy heat time! Ninja of the gaiden the second.
noted and framed for the best lolz of all times.
lol?
lol japanese and their oppais xD
I love breasts, but this is too much for a Ninja Gaiden. How many will be unhappy with the difficulty of the game and expected something like DoA beach volleyball.
to them I say "mwahhahahaha"
I'd rather they just give the game a good camera because the shitty camera killed the last game for me
Eff me, is "fan art" the new spelling of "uncanny valley?"
Lets make an exception this time round.
Lets make an exception...