Ninja Gaiden Now Oppai Gaiden



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    Comment by Anonymous
    06:13 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It looks ridiculous in the second vid.. seriously..

    Comment by Jeremy
    06:46 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is just plain awesome.

    Comment by Exitium
    07:20 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm so glad I pre-ordered this. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:10 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    im getting this!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:11 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Best game commercial I've seen in years

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:01 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    What a great mind, the one made this commercial !

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:44 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now if only they made one for our wrist. Then we could wax our whale at the same time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:57 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you mean your tadpole

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:39 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I find it funny to see people that frequent Sankaku Complex complain about breasts ><

    ...also, they are not stupid, and they KNOW that attaching sex to virtually ANYTHING is granted to be a giant sale stimulator.

    And if you still doubt it we have put breasts on mouse pads, on rice, on candies, on tooth paste, on beans, on beer, on cigarettes... but adding it into games... Japanese games... opai Japanese games... about ninjas... female ninjas wearing almost no clothing... OOO GOD we crossed the line haven't we?! ¬¬

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:30 26/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    this comment wins

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:18 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Shit... The sweaty and greasy faces of those guys just repulse me. I'm buying the game as soon as I can, but geh... I dunno what group I'm in, since this ad only made me sick.

    That said, The inclusion of "jiggling" boobs amuses me to no end. I, however, fail to understand THIS commercial. Is it aimed at lonely otaku who can't get any?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:00 28/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's more of a humor thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:57 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    heck i am great defender of Oppai, but this is too much,
    it so pathetic that i feel mankind is doomed

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:53 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    if i put my cock between the controller will it show up on the screen?

    Comment by Kamigod
    07:23 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    great question u got here but luckily u can test it, all in the name of science

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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:27 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i will become famous after i develop a machine that waggles the pad for you so you have your hands back

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:20 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    chichi chichi oppai~
    boING boING~
    moge moge moge moge~
    chichi wo moge~~

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:05 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Goddammit Techmo. Something that goes on in the background of the actual gameplay shouldn't be shunted to the front of commercials and be the game's primary selling point.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:46 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love tits (and sucking them), but seriously, this could have been part of some bonus thingy after beating the game. Or maybe had Sony a hand in this (get it?): "Make our 6-axis look cool and innovative or else, Tecmo!" And BAM! PS3 innovation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I believe their next commercial will just feature a guy or guys fapping with one hand, waggling controller in the other - no game shots, just finish with Ninja Gaiden sigma 2.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:09 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Absolutely Pitiful.

    Comment by kajunbowser
    08:02 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Goodness gracious, that... was... AWESUM!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:52 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes great finally.

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    Comment by HyperKnuckles99
    14:15 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bouncing tits in games, it's the greatest thing invented since sliced bread.

    Comment by Hellmen
    23:03 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's the good 3D, not 3D IRL.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    23:01 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice marketing strat but seeing these guys in the dark nodding their head really gets the sense that these guys are just desperate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:48 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They are probably married.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:56 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    i'd buy it! ^_________^

    big big titties ftw

    Comment by Icy-nee-san
    23:21 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Work with your strengths xP

    Comment by Cinnamon
    23:30 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    like if you throw your joypad with strenght ayane's boobs will rip off? xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:09 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    that would be soooooo guro.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:29 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not sure what all the hype is about, for a game gal, they're really not that big. And it looks like her boobs are having a mild seizure.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:54 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    PS3 special ability is wasted on boobs!

    Comment by Dirty_Dingus008
    23:42 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wow. I still remember Dead or Alive 2 when they actually had inside the menu a "jiggle" percentage selection. In it, you could make them rigid rock hard polygons , jiggle real or holy Fuck! Them boobs be bouncing into their faces!!!

    Good to know that Temco still knows who the audience is for these games.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:55 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are now thinking about the little children starving in Africa.

    Comment by tingle
    22:55 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    almost as good as the doa volleyball commercial. tomonobu itagaki will be misse

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:55 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    the commercial reminds me of dead or alive beach volleyball commercial.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:45 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Smart business strategy. But generally, the Ninja Gaiden series doesn't need such novelties to sell.

    Comment by giascle
    06:43 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's probably why they put all their money into this; they don't have much to lose.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:45 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Should... we be disgusted by pig disgusting 3-D? I'm confused. Help?

    Comment by makkun
    00:57 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    3D pig is still disgusting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:45 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    3D pigs are delicious and are full of protein, faggot

    Comment by Nin
    03:21 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    3D pig is incredibly disgusting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    You both are gay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:28 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I like 2D girls cause I'm a loser in real life. Us 2D lovers can't get ourselves a real "human" girlfriend.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:03 26/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    so, they not only have to be non-existent but they also have to be flat... and as in flat you guys don't just mean the chest? Or is it you guys just dont like too much shading and texture on a woman?

    So, either you guys only want real girls that look like they're from the world of Mr. Game & Watch, or you really just hate the idea of being hot for anything that's even remotely realistic??

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:38 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    you're gay

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    Comment by Schrobby
    09:18 18/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    One of the best game commercials evar!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:01 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Epic commercial, but isn't Ayane supposed to be only 14 or 16 years old or something close. I don't know which fact to find more ridiculous, the enormous tits for her age or the fact that they are releasing a commercial where guys stare at a 14 year old's bouncing tits.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:43 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you find it ridiculous for a 14-16 year old to have massive tits, you've got a lot to learn

    Comment by Kurohana Setsuna
    03:37 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ayane is 16yrs old in the DOA Universe but despite the events in the Ninja Gaiden Universe she might be like 17-20 yrs old...That's what I think

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:18 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    NG happens before DOA... so ... 14-16...

    Comment by Shuu
    03:26 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I doubt any moralist knows enough facts about the game to complain. Would YOU think she's 14 (which she is) after seeing these bewbs? Okay, there was Saya Irie, but sitll...

    I'd say this is exactly the kind of thing the world needs in the current moral climate. As long as the gameplay doesn't suffer from their shift of focus, more power to Tecmo.

    Comment by Ero-Kurage
    07:43 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good that you brought up Saya Irie or just by Saya now. She looks "older" on the cover of her latest dvd: http://www.amazon.co.jp/%E7%B4%97%E7%B6%BE15-0-%E3%83%95%E3%82%A3%E3%83%95%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC%E3%83%B3%E3%83%BB%E3%83%A9%E3%83%96-2Set-DVD-%E7%B4%97%E7%B6%BE/dp/B002D11UEO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1253140626&sr=8-3 [http://www.amazon.co.jp/紗綾15-0-フィフティーン・ラブ-2Set-DVD-紗綾/dp/B002D11UEO/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1253140626&sr=8-3]

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:24 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    >Epic commercial, but isn't Ayane supposed to >be only 14 or 16 years old or something close.

    I know girls who had boobs that big at that age. And they weren't fat.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:16 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    brilliant commercial, i actually lol'd

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:15 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    ROFL-copter!! XD

    Comment by Table-wanna-be
    07:00 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Feel like boinking my head up and down right down.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:56 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    which customer group is tecmo appealing to, otakus? doubt they can finish ng anyway. ng was one of the harder action games.
    normal public? who would feel like buying after watching this cm.
    tecmo should just play in-game footage its good enough to sell the game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think you just born yesterday. Welcome to the world :)

    Comment by Busy Person
    22:00 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Say that to all the puperty teen guys that buy almost everything that includes boobs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:06 26/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not a teen, nor are my friends and some other less acquainted people I've met (like guys at college), yet we all love fighting game boobs... so I guess the market for this stuff is much larger than you think?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:25 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Guess you don't remember such gems like DOAX? Or the simple fact that sex sells? There is a reason that sexuality has been used in ads and on or in products for hundreds of years.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:54 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're not really bouncing or jiggling ... they're ... jittering jerkily.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:09 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is so fucking stupid. The original Ninja Gaiden was a classic without having to sell itself out with this kind of shit. One of the (many) reasons why Soul Calibur started sucking after Soul Calibur I.

    I love breasts, but give me a fucking break.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:43 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    "This is so fucking stupid."

    "I love breasts..."

    Oh God the irony...

    You know that the breast jiggle is just a TINY feature in the game, right? And it was outright ripped off from the MGS4 Codec conversations with Rosemary. Nothing like a little comedy to hype up the game. Besides, at least they're more honest now than when Crater-Face was still running the show.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:50 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Continue reading that sentence, you gigantic fruitcake.

    Ooooh boy, calling Itagaki Crater-Face sure makes my argument make more sense hurrr durr. They weren't "honest" with it because they relied on the combat to sell the game.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:19 26/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    soul edge and soul calibur 1 had fanservice stuff in it just like the following soul caliburs did. In fact, soul calibur 1 for DC had sophitia pantsu color changing (not to mention nude scene) and taki had a blatantly nipple-hugging tight outfit, complete with large breasts... which actually got LESS risque with each later installment of the game (you might say taki's sexiness transferred over to ivy with each game).

    but seriously... OH THEY ADDED TEH BOOBS, ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS/WAS GOOD IN THE GAME MUST NOW BE IGNORED BY ME, HURR..

    Fucking PRUDES. I have to say that, but there are so many massive hypocrites on sankaku and on the internet in general, the actual number of them must be astounding...

    It's a new and improved NG2 with improvements in multiple non-boob-related areas, but then they go and add some boob-related feature and suddenly a ton of people are turned off... give me a break. It'd be so much better if people were just either loving the feature, or could just ignore it, because it's not like the game flashes "SHAKE THE CONTROLLER TO JIGGLE AYANE'S TATAS!" in huge red letters across the screen while you battle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:47 16/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too much..just too much...

    Comment by crabdog62482
    00:01 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    The breast jiggling is really unnatural and creepy. If it looked natural and shaking the controller only made the breasts look like someone was lifting them up and letting them drop, it would be one thing, though still not something worth buying a game for.

    I really do despise Ayane's costume in this game. She had the best collection of ensembles in DOA2. Why couldn't she have kept one of them?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:48 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree 100% with you there, because 3m swords being swing by 14 years olds with 40 kg of "pure bones and skin" is all centrifugal force being put to good use right!? And 50m robots jumping around like they are made of papier-mâché is what we call "wind dynamics in action"!!

    ...after all we all like anime because of how similar it is to real life right?!

    Comment by Falk5T
    00:12 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ok, it can't be! Is this really an official commercial? If it is, it is just plain cheap shit. Why do they have to adertise with this stupid little gimmic. I love Breasts yes, but a Game commercial should be about the Game and not about the boobs of the Protagonists.

    In the DoA Commercial they actually showed lots of the Game itself (including lots of boobs) but it was kinda sexy, this is just... cheap...

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:42 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    As it was mentioned already, they couldn't care less about fagots bitching about how cheap it should be considered, it is a BRILLIANT marketing strategy!!!

    ...and even the bitches whining over and over will get attracted to it no matter how many they try to deny (or at least finally discover their true sexual orientation).

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:27 26/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    think.. "is this the only advertisement they have of the game"? ask the question, go find the answer, then based on the answer, decide wither to express disgust here or not.. oh wait, you missed a few steps, whoops.

    anyways, there is i think 1 or 2 more adverts for this in Japan which has no focus on boobs and just shows gameplay :-) They do realize there are a large amount of people who wont buy a game based on boobs and are looking for an action game too, so they advertise to (gasp) multiple kinds types of viewers!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:40 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    and you're just a gay idiot. It's brilliant marketing, and yes, that IS the game. There's not much else too it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:50 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who gives a damn about breasts? It's all about the pussy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:58 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    No it's about the DFC!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:42 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey best friend. Come to apartment. I purchased Ninja of the Gaiden the second. We watch beautiful breasts fly up and the down.
    Cool, I accept invitation to apartment. We get super hot and super horny.
    Without real women, we are two men alone in apartment stuck with horniness. Then awkward situation lead to homosexual experimentation out of desperation?
    Time and fate is our decider.
    Bravo! Super happy heat time! Ninja of the gaiden the second.

    Comment by Kamigod
    07:33 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    noted and framed for the best lolz of all times.

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    Comment by ScarredBushido
    03:14 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol japanese and their oppais xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:50 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love breasts, but this is too much for a Ninja Gaiden. How many will be unhappy with the difficulty of the game and expected something like DoA beach volleyball.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:28 26/11/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    to them I say "mwahhahahaha"

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:22 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd rather they just give the game a good camera because the shitty camera killed the last game for me

    Comment by maxchain
    00:17 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Eff me, is "fan art" the new spelling of "uncanny valley?"

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:35 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lets make an exception this time round.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:16 17/09/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lets make an exception...




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