Comment on Burglar: “Hitting Girls is Wrong, So I Raped Her” by Anonymous:

how is that trial ongoing?? i’m thinking it went a little like this—-

judge: so instead of hitting her you decided to give her the surprise ramrod special?

defendant: yes your honor, i had to teach her not to backtalk someone robbing her.

prosecutor: did you say “look ma, no hands?”

defendant: regrettably i didn’t. though i got Y500 out of it.

judge: so that’s like, what? 5 bucks?

prosecutor: did you make a video?

defendant: no i did not

prosecutor: if it ain’t on 4chan, it didn’t happen.

judge: court is suspended, i need a cigarette


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